Silly Short Poems

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts. 11/30/24 I'm going on a trip I've been planning for a while in a couple days. I will try to keep writing and publishing while I'm away, but I expect a slower pace.

random stories that were written for my children, 19 years worth of short stories.

A Poem a Day A daily dive into chaos, humor, and heartfelt musings, A Poem a Day is a collection of unpredictable poems that range from silly to sincere. With cheesy rhymes, bizarre metaphors, and the occasional heartfelt gem, it’s a celebration of creativity and the joy of trying something new. Life’s short—why not write a poem about it?

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

I spent years avoiding poetry, and what happens? Got me when I least expected it. Born after seeing a tv programme. Pushed by a need to escape from writing that epic. Reflexes to landscapes, skyscapes and flowers: Reflexes to music that stirs the beat. Dances. A Poetry Collection.

Just some stories because I want to write. Sorry for the bad English (not my first language).

If you want to read short, interesting stories to pass time, then give this a try.

two unhinged boys trying to make their own in a totally normal city. What is the worst that could happen?

I put together these shorts in my spare time. each chapter is a short, there may be continuations of the short stories if you ask, or if I feel like it needs more!! ** I will put up warnings so people wont feel uncomfortable with the short, if you think you will be, please move on, my stories or that short may not be for you** More tags since I can find them: #Fantasy #swearing #shortstories

Here are poems I have written, they are not very good.

All the story here is only fictional

The silly girl replaced her sister to marry a disabled man. Not long after, the silly girl suddenly became smart and the disabled man suddenly wasn't disabled anymore. While the outside world was in an uproar. Gloria Price was being pinned against the door, failing to escape for the umpteenth time. furious Gloria Price yelled "Hey, I'm here for revenge, not to fall in love with you." Someone said dotingly, "Sweetheart, I'll hit the face for you. I'll deal with the scum for you, I'll take revenge for you! You don't need to lift a finger.

Hey. This isn't really a story of sorts. It's just my collection of poems that I wrote. I just like writing poems. Drop some power stones if you'd like, that would really help. Not that I'm in desperate need or something, haha. Have a good day. May you never roll a NAT 1 on life.

This little book, this short collection of short stories, wasn't made to conquer the world. It was created to send a message, to reach people, to whisper in their ears with just one short phase: "I exist". All these stories hace just that in common, that whisper.

Each chapter is a short story all on its own. You can read from any point. A Dog named Jupiter: A dog has a really rough day, escaping a kill shelter and saving someone. Sacrifice: It is about a mom who would give her own life for her child. Famila Arcam: A vampire daughter versus her Vampire father to save him. Fairy and Death: A fairy meets death. She wants her friend back. Light: A soldier fighting the darkness falters. Light steps in. Atlantis: The fall of the ancient city. The Thirteen Members: A man who planed the down fall and wants a change brought to his nation. Dark: A self insert of me talking to a thing that doubts humanity. The Serenity of his death: A dying man tries to make it to his daughter. What Over Takes: A possessed woman and her demons. Voices: A woman finds herself trapped in her mind, coming to terms with her own personal horrors. The Myth of the Star Luminary: A Grand father tells his grandson the tell of Lumi the Star who fades. His grand son feels he is inadequate.

A new journey, beautiful future, dreams come true. Come follow my journey to reach the shining star. *I am stuck in description* *Hope you like it !!*

I decided to post some poems I've written and also will post most poems given by anyone, to find out how, read "Anthology Expectations" Please have fun reading these poems.;,;. __ Thank you silentscarlettt for the cover. Please check out her books: https://www.webnovel.com/book/11134602906265805/The-Wheel-of-Transmigration __ To chat with DeJeL and find other novels by DeJeL: tiny.cc/DJLWNC

A collection of short stories (Primarily ones written by me, but if you want yours added email me at DeJeL@myself.com). These short stories will rarely have anything in common, however if the author is one other than myself it will be listed directly under the title. (each short story will be it's own chapter.)

As the title show all stories are short or maybe continued in some random chapter. This novel will be updated slowly because all stories are impromptu to what my mind comes out with. Note: this novel contains grammatical error because im not that good when it comes to English but if you can help correct it I'll be gladly to change it. Thank you for reading

Set ope all shutters, that the day come in Like a sea or a din! Let not a nook of useless shade compel Thoughts of the night, or tell ...