Band Camp Jokes

Unite the Clans? Create an Empire? Atrox Soryu thought he was destined for greatness… until he wasn’t. Born into the smaller Soryu Clan, Atrox was a prodigy, praised for his unparalleled swordsmanship and relentless ambition. He vowed to become Emperor of the Eternal Skies, a title that hadn't been claimed in centuries. But on the day he was to manifest his Order Mark—the source of every knight’s power—everything went wrong. Instead of the revered Holy, Elemental, or Mystic Orders, Atrox was branded with a Forbidden Order: Something twisted and wrong. A death sentence in the eyes of the world. Branded a monster and exiled by his own father, Atrox was cast into a brutal labor camp where the weak are crushed, and the strong are barely tolerated. But exile isn’t the end—it’s the beginning. In the harshest of conditions, Atrox awakens the full potential of his forbidden powers, powers that could rival even the strongest Knights. He will forge alliances with the forgotten, turn his enemies into allies, and rise from the shadows to build an empire from nothing. Betrayed, exiled, and broken? No. Atrox Soryu is building an empire—and the Eternal Skies will bow to him.

At eighteen, her mother died in a car accident, leaving her all alone in the world. One day, her kindness in rescuing someone led to a life-changing transformation. She was provided with food and accommodation, and someone even arranged for "360-degree personal protection" for her! Just when she thought she had picked up a pie from the sky, she was tied up and sent to a training camp, embarking on a tough yet passionate new journey. * Bully her? With Taekwondo, she'll beat you until you can't tell north from south! Compete with her in sniping? Rookies, step aside, she's challenging the strongest sniper! Doubt her hacking skills? Come on, sister will show you what playing with computers is all about! She stood out in the camp with high profile, top in every category, who would dare compete against her? Back home, the little overlord turned into a docile rabbit, utterly bewitching someone! Unable to endure it any longer, he dragged the little overlord to the civil affairs office and registered their marriage. At night, he returned home, and righteously set about 'educating' her!

Guys here is my pitch..... In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat? Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird. To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos. Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential. John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool. But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded. Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline. Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure. Of course No-harem!

Kade Alaric, an ordinary office worker and lifelong dreamer, receives a phone call from an unknown number inviting him to another world. He accepts, thinking it's a joke, but...

Lindell's Nightmare is a story that tell us about the band Lindsay Lindell. A rock band that was taking fame very fast. Some people say they have many nightmares after her concerts, and strangely, the band keep a secret that no one know.

The Dungeon. A harsh world where death is a constant companion. Powerful monsters roam freely, and every element—terrain, flora, and environment—conspires to eliminate intruders. The moment you step inside, there are no guarantees for your life. Many lose their sanity before their bodies give out, and even if they manage to survive, only a rare few escape unscathed. —At least, that’s how it’s supposed to be. "Alright, let's have another fun day of solo camping!" Deep within the uncharted depths of an S-Rank Dungeon, a man casually streams his solo camping adventures. The man’s name is Shahzad. *** - "Wait, hold on. Did he just say he cleared forty floors of an S-Rank Dungeon? That’s a world first, isn’t it?" - "He just casually drops groundbreaking information like it’s nothing. This is why I can’t stop watching his streams!" - "Why does he never look at the comments? He always just streams one-sidedly!" - "Wait, did he just hunt a Three-Head? By himself? That’s the kind of monster even A-Rank parties immediately retreat from!" - "What even is this guy?" *** Every time Shahzad streams, the entire world is thrown into chaos. Yet, for some reason, the man himself seems blissfully unaware. Just who is he, really? [A/N: Also publishing in royalroad.com by the same context!]

In the realm of Zephorya, Cassian Black finds himself at a vital juncture where insurrection and persecution happen continuously. Cassian, the son of the head of the Association Utopia (AU), struggles with the weight of his legacy and the confining expectations that follow. "Bands," ancient metallic bracelets that provide enormous powers to their wearers—those who utilize them are known as Bandits—help to reshape the world.  Disappointed with the rigid AU regulations and anxious to create his own path, Cassian bids farewell to his privileged life, only to return some years later. This time, with a Band of his own.

After a catastrophic incident unleashes a zombie outbreak, Kyung Jisoo and a small group of high school students must band together to survive. But as they try to escape their school, Jisoo faces an even greater challenge: saving his infected lover from the clutches of the undead . come and withness the romance, horror and dark side of mankind

A realm void of the Gods, Demons and Angels that once roamed its plains and waged war against one another. Belisarius and his ragtag mercenary band Altera Vita travel the world, doing whatever they desire. Follow their journey and witness the creation of their myth, and The Legends of Altera Vita.

A group of high school friends must band together to survive a sudden apocalypse filled with undead creatures. As they navigate the dangers of their new world, they uncover secrets that could lead to humanity's salvation. Along the way, they face personal challenges, develop deep bonds, and discover hidden strengths within themselves.

When ordinary gamer Ethan is thrust into the role of the legendary Avatar, he must rise to the challenge and lead a band of heroes on an epic quest to save both the virtual realm and the real world from the encroaching darkness of the Shadow Legion.

Band of the Phoenix is an ongoing fantasy epic built around following the development of an organisation rather than single character. It aims to detail the establishment, rise, fall and everything in between of the legendary adventurer company the Band of the Phoenix. The first POV character Band of the Phoenix follows is Zern—formerly Loofceen—as he struggles to navigate an unfamiliar society, cope with the awakening of powers granted through pain, and endure exile into the vast and perilous northern reaches of the Far East as a great enemy rises in frozen fear.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

In a post-apocalyptic world where survivors are granted superpowers, a band of proffensional idiots try not to kill each others Jack is someone who just wants to lay back and relax in a world without society But the devils hand says otherwise While he only sighs and is forced to move forward side note: i will be uploading this story on royalroad.com

this is a story about a frank west who transmigrated into a new body in the far future where technology had advanced very far and the humans had formed a large empire covering the whole galaxy. but the entertainment industry is lacking and some bands and singers that suppose to be in history for their songs are not there and as a result, frank is given a system that will make him and his band the greatest singer in music history.

Chosen as a band manager for her church band. Dalla has to resist the urge to fall madly in love with the drummer Cameron.

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

Thrillers from around the world, featuring: Men stalked by a hungry polar bear. Hunting the last Barbary lion. Two rivals hunting each other in the Amazon. A desk worker planning to kill his rival. A rock 'n' roll band accidentally committing murder. And many more.

After the destruction and massacre of their home, Ralington, a group of knights and mages from there band together to seek revenge on the culprit behind it all.

TAGS : Aventure ; Action ; Combat ; Cruel ; Cultivation ; Faible à Fort ; Fantastique ; Guerre ; Magie ; Non-humain ; Racisme ; Réincarnation ; Torture ; Vengeance ; Violent ; Xianxia Autrefois humain dans un monde technologiquement développé, Asgorath mourut dans un accident et se réincarna en tant que membre d'une race non-humaine appelée Kzhan'La. Malheureusement, sa nouvelle race est haïe par les humains, tout comme d'autres, et il nait dans un de leur camps de concentration. Un camp où les non-humains sont enfermés et forcés de travailler comme des esclaves. Un monde empli de magie et de cultivation. Un monde où humains et non-humains se font la guerre. Un monde où seul la loi du plus fort règne.

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Based on true life events, Oliver finds himself on the short end of the stick, and he navigates life from being an infant to a burgeoning teenager. Right before our eyes, Oliver battles a strange illness, meets a stalker, falls in love, battles bullying, and survives in High School which is like a KDF camp.

Leigh's Diary" follows the story of Leighton, a sixteen-year-old girl who gets abducted during a family vacation. She finds herself in a brutal camp where attempts to escape lead to severe punishments. Amid the torture, a mysterious and attractive man emerges, initially offering hope but quickly revealing his cruelty. As Leigh endures the camp's horrors, she learns of a plan to be sold into "advanced slavery." The camp's captain secretly allies with her, instructing Leigh to retain her memory and later expose the operation. Eventually, Leigh and her friend Grace are taken to their new master, Akeme. The story concludes ambiguously, suggesting Leigh's experience might have been a dream, though she remains convinced of its reality, deciding to document it in a diary .

The most loved K-pop idol, Lee Yong, had exhausted his creativity and reached a block. When he was frustrated about his inability to write music anymore, the new choreographer entered the company. The flirty perverted choreographer became his muse pretty soon. When he realised his love for the choreographer, he denied it for the sake of his career. When the adorable man confessed first, he rejected the choreographer cruelly. But later, he did not want to see his man being pursued by others, and he was determined to get his man back. Choi Haneul hid all his schemes and revenge plans under his shameless perverted behaviour as he entered the entertainment company. Taking revenge was his main job while being a choreographer was a side hustle. He was attracted to the boyband's leader, and he noticed the leader was also stealing glances filled with desire. Hence he started to crave more than the glances. Choi Haneul closed his heart long back and never wanted to be in a relationship. But he wanted to open his heart to the idol and be in a relationship. With all hope, when he confessed, the idol rejected him cruelly. So what would he do when the charming band leader tried to win him back? Or will he choose his revenge over love which comes with many terms and conditions? While the tug of war was going on between the choreographer and the band leader, band members smartly chose the choreographer’s side and ate melon seeds every day as they watched one drama after another instead of helping their leader. *************************** Choi Haneul: I wanted to try the steak from that new place. But all the tables are booked for a month. Lee Yong: Surprise! I invited the chef to cook the streak for our first date this Friday. Choi Haneul: I will come to eat, but it is not a date. Let’s invite others as well. Band members: Our choreographer is the best!!!! *************************** Choi Haneul: I wanted to watch that new movie. My free time and the movie screening time are not in sync. Too bad! Lee Yong: Surprise! I have already made arrangements. We will watch the movie in my flat for our first date. Choi Haneul: I would like to have cheese popcorn while watching the movie, but it is not a date. Let’s invite others as well. Band members: Yay!!! We are in for the movie night! *************************** Choi Haneul: I really wanted those dancing boots, but it is out of stock. Lee Yong: I knew you would like it. So I bought it for you. Choi Haneul: Thanks. Let me pay for it. Band member: Ouch, leader! Does it hurt too much???? *************************** Lee Yong: Where are you going all dressed up cutely? Choi Haneul: My first love is coming to the school reunion. I want to meet him. Lee Yong: Well, you are not going anywhere but my bed today. Band members: What?????? *Ding Dong* Choi Haneul: My first love is here to pick me up! Band members: Woooo hooo!!!!! *************************** Join the journey of the stubborn idol and the shameless choreographer to see what they would choose? Will Lee Yong choose love over his career? Will Choi Haneul choose love over his well-crafted revenge? P.s: The cover belongs to the rightful owner, and it will be removed if the original owner asks to do so. WARNING: THIS IS A GAY LOVE STORY WITH EXPLICIT CONTENT. IF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT, SPARE THE NOVEL. Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQxjwPV5s Instagram: lazii_ladii

To be gifted is a curse. Wilson, a half-blooded parahuman, learns this truth the hard way. The awakening of his latent superpower forces him into exile, where he encounters a group of outcasts who call themselves the Wagons—a similar band of parahuman youths. They plan to use their powers to start a revolution before the “dangers” their powers bring doom to them all.

Die Schatten waren mächtig, die Dunkelheit allgegenwärtig. Doch Danny, der Hüter des Gleichgewichts, hatte bewiesen, dass weder Licht noch Finsternis allein die Welt formen konnten. Mit der Hilfe von Kira, der unerschütterlichen Kriegerin, und Kael’thar, dem weisen Drachen, hatte er eine Armee vereint, das Sternenfeuer in sich aufgenommen und die Sternenlichtklinge gefunden – ein Artefakt, das Licht und Schatten in einem einzigen Schlag vereinte. Doch der Sieg war teuer erkauft. Danny musste nicht nur gegen die Schatten kämpfen, sondern auch gegen sich selbst. Die Dunkelheit in ihm, das Flüstern der Mächte, die ihn umgaben, und die Bürde des Gleichgewichts verlangten mehr von ihm, als er je gedacht hätte. Am Ende von Band 2 hatte Danny das Sternenfeuer gemeistert und die Schatten in die Weiten der Welt zurückgedrängt. Doch die Warnungen der alten Kräfte hallten in seinem Geist nach: Das Gleichgewicht ist nie sicher. Es ist nie von Dauer. Während der Frieden die Welt ergriff, blieben die Herzen der Wächter wachsam. Denn in jedem Ende liegt der Keim eines neuen Anfangs – und die Welt hatte noch längst nicht alle ihre Geheimnisse preisgegeben.

After solving a mystery at their summer camp, four kids and their dog decide to form a mystery gang and solve mysteries worldwide. They ride their all-terrain vehicles and their group's car worldwide, looking for more mysteries to solve. They examine clues and suspects and get chased down by ghosts and monsters until they trap and unmask them.

When Zach and his best friend Sam arrive at Camp Lakeside, they anticipate a summer of pranks and freedom. But the camp's seemingly idyllic woods hide something dark. A strange discovery unleashes an unsettling chain of events, leaving Zach and his friends questioning what's real and who they can trust. Secrets linger in the shadows, and every choice they make brings them closer to an unimaginable truth-one that might cost them everything.

Die Welt war still geworden – eine trügerische Stille, die über den Drachenreichen lag wie ein sanfter Nebel, der die Narben des letzten Krieges verbarg. Ein Jahr war vergangen, seit Danny in Zyrrhalis die Schatten zurückgedrängt und das Gleichgewicht wiederhergestellt hatte. Die Lieder der Barden erzählten von diesem Triumph, von einem Menschen, der die Dunkelheit nicht nur bekämpfte, sondern in sich selbst akzeptierte, um das Licht zu retten.