Eat Me Please

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'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'

He married the daughter of the Lancaster family purely for revenge. He expected her to be obedient and submissive, not to resist or show emotions—a perfect pawn in his plan for vengeance. However, when his gaze locked onto the third daughter of the Lancaster family, the one who barged into the living room was her—disheveled and stained with blood. She seemed ordinary, but beneath the surface, she hid an unknown sharpness. "Do you love me?" he asked coldly. "You're crazy!" she rolled her eyes in disdain. In that moment, he smiled with satisfaction, believing he had everything under control. But she fought back. Marrying him was merely one step in her own plan. Four years later, with the Lancaster family completely destroyed, she threw the divorce papers in his face, smiling like the final victor: "Albert Wilson, have you finished using me? Thank you for making me think I once loved you. Now, never see me again, even in death." Just as she turned to leave in triumph, she accidentally walked into a gang's arms deal, and an explosion forever separated her from him. It was only when he found the two-month pregnancy test result among her belongings that he realized he had lost the only salvation of his life.

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His Team and His Right Hand. Andrew lost it all. He could do anything to get his team back, even if it meant dying. But now, there was only one thing left for him to do. Destroy the Cursed Stone, the stone that could grant any wish, which was now in the hands of the Demon King. And perhaps, that same stone could even give him a chance to save his dead friends? Even a sliver of hope kept him alive.

Tavora, reincarnated inside a R18 novel. However she wasn't reborn as one of the protagonists, or with a caring family, instead she was an illegitimate daughter of Baron Fachnan Geier Sullen, a deposed pope. After over two hundred years of enduring this hellish family, she decides on a escape plan, she would wait for the perfect time and prepare until then. To her surprise, that time came before predicted, house Geier was at war with house Stoker, from the young count Aryon Venator Stoker, who was also one of the sub male leads. To preserve peace the count demanded to have the Baron's daughter marry him. But when presenting the young girl she was rejected, he said he wanted the other one, "ME?!?! He wants to marry me?!?!", things were unfolding differently from the original this time, and now Tavora would have to marry a murder, war addict and violent maniac man, who on top of it all hunts witches. Will he burn her at the stake again this time?

In the blink of an eye, Tang Zhixi's world is turned upside down. One moment, she is alive and the next moment, she becomes a ghost. Now, finding herself standing in front of Pei Xingcheng, the man she loves who no longer remembers her, she struggles to understand the purpose of her existence. While she tries to make sense of her new reality, a sudden attempt on Pei Xingcheng's life thrusts her into a deeper mystery concerning the identity of the person trying to harm him. Join Tang Zhixi in her journey to protect Pei Xingcheng, uncover the identity of the person who wants to harm him, and perhaps, even even explore a bit of romance. Will she be able to identify the attacker? Will Pei Xingcheng ever regain his memories of her? And now that she has turned into a ghost, is there any hope for their relationship? ### Pei Xingcheng: "Miss ghost, do you like me?" Miss Ghost: "I am not blind!" Pei Xingcheng: "You are! Otherwise, you wouldn't have said that. I am the most handsome man alive on this planet." Miss Ghost: "No, you are not!" Pei Xingcheng: "Ofcourse, I am!" Miss Ghost: "And, how do you know that?" Pei Xingcheng: "Because all the girls are dying to see just one look at my handsome face. But, ofcourse, you wouldn't know that. Ask me why?" Miss Ghost: "Why?" Pei Xingcheng: "Because you are already dead!" Miss Ghost: "........................" ### The cover art is not mine. All the credit goes to the original owner.

In a contemporary world where same-sex marriages and male pregnancies are not really recognized and embraced as a norm, love can come from unexpected places through the story of Lee Junseong unfolds—a handsome, young,powerful CEO admired and feared for his unyielding ambition and cold demeanor. Beneath his polished exterior lies a man ensnared by familial expectations, struggling to find his true self amidst the weight of success. Enter Shin Seongho, the kind,warm-hearted,cute, innocent but sassy son of a family friend, thrust into an unexpected marriage with Junseong. From the outset, Junseong makes his intentions clear: "I’ll make your life a living nightmare. I only married you for my parents’ sake." His chilling vow reveals a man defensive against the vulnerability that love can bring. Yet Seongho, unshaken by Junseong’s icy aloofness, embodies a spirit of resilience and hope. Driven by a desire to connect, he embarks on a mission to win over his husband’s heart, armed with patience, laughter, and unconditional affection. As their lives intertwine, the journey begins to unravel the barriers of resentment, revealing the potential for something beautiful. In "Please Love Me, Hubby," witness a transformative tale of love and redemption as Junseong grapples with his inner demons while Seongho challenges him to embrace vulnerability. Will Junseong shed his cold facade and discover the joy of partnership, or will he remain trapped in the nightmare he created? Together, they navigate the complexities of their relationship, societal expectations,uncovering the true meaning of love and the power of connection.

Shattered by betrayal, Kia's heart is pieced back together by an unlikely savior - a man from a world beneath her own. Their love defies societal boundaries, but duty demands she let him go. Will Kia choose love's rebellion or submit to the weight of her responsibilities?

Samuel is 19 years old and attends the world's most renowned school. Many don't know that he hides some secrets. When they'll find out, what will happen to him? How will he be treated? And who is he?

In a world where mental illness is treated in isolated facilities, 17-year-old Elena finds herself trapped in a psych ward, the only girl among a group of mysterious and broken young men. Once a health-conscious perfectionist, Elena’s life took a drastic turn after a traumatic event during her final year of high school—a secret she refuses to share with anyone. Now, she copes by rejecting everything she once believed in, surviving on nothing but junk food and sarcasm. Surrounded by four troubled boys—Nico, the sharp-tongued rebel; Kai, the silent observer; Aiden, the boy with a normal smile hiding a fractured soul; and Jonah, the wildcard with a dark past—Elena struggles to find meaning in her shattered world. They all want to know her story, but she’s not ready to tell. Not yet. As they try to break down her walls, each boy becomes a potential ally, or maybe something more, but Elena is determined not to let anyone get too close. Because when you almost die, what’s the point in caring anymore? In this emotional journey of trauma, healing, and unexpected connections, Elena must confront her darkest secrets and the question of whether there’s more to life than just surviving.

Akondo’s life was ordinary until the day after his 18th birthday, when everything changed. What first seemed like a heart attack turned into a nightmare when he discovered an overwhelming power: the ability to consume souls by taking over another person’s body. His first victim, tragically, was his own mother. Struggling to understand the terrifying ability that now controls his life, Akondo realizes he must consume a soul every 24 hours to survive. While he initially tries to resist the temptation, each day that passes chips away at his humanity. As he uses his power more and more, Akondo starts to lose himself to the darkness within. What begins as an effort to survive slowly turns into something far more sinister. His compassion fades, and the once kind-hearted young man begins to feel nothing but hunger. The weight of each consumed soul warps his mind, pushing him toward madness. Akondo’s moral compass shatters, and soon, he crosses a line—becoming a remorseless serial killer. This is the story of Akondo’s descent into darkness, as his struggle for survival leads him down a path from which there may be no return and only his death can stop him completely but who will stop him? maybe someone has counter to stop him.

In an era where the strong are revered and the weak shunned. Creating the most impenetrable army is the goal of every family. But at what cost. She has been abandoned, betrayed, tourtured and…… Redeemed. And she’s out for blood. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. And Adeline Hayes is not your ordinary woman.

I lived my life very carefully in fear that the butterfly effect would make me lose you. This is a story about seeking a previous life.

A crew of six members are sent in space for an year to keep safe the riches of the rich as the Earth fell into a nuclear war. Half way in time, they are left without any food. Simon propose to use the space worms from the ship walls -known to speed up the process of healing- for a “harvest”. Alice and Serena are left to provide them.

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Kalau hidupmu terasa dipermainkan, lebih baik kamu ikut bermain daripada kesal sendirian. Eideth, melakukan hidup ketiganya karena terpaksa, memilih untuk menikmatinya untuk yang terakhir kali. Sambil mengerjakan kontraknya (nganggur dulu) di dunia berbagai macam ras makhluk hidup tinggal? dengan pedang dan sihir? Klise sekali. Kamu bilang ada senjata api? Huh? Cerita tentang pemuda biasa dengan pekerjaan sampingan menjaga pahlawan.

“You think you have everything figured out by forcing me to marry you, don’t you? Tsk!” Roxanne spat mockingly, her eyes spitting fire at the man before her. “I love you too, Roxxy.” Sebastian regarded her with an endearment that always caused her skin to crawl. A soft smile laced his lips-one she longed to wipe off his face. If possible, Roxanne wished she could tear his treacherous face with her bare hands. “I will so make you pay, Sebastian Sinclair. You would wish you never crossed paths with me. That is a promise!” As she whispered these words into his ear, her warm breath tickled his skin, causing Sebastian to lose control. Before she could step away from him, he swiftly grabbed her by the waist and pulled her closer. The slow love song in the background added to the fake image of love between the couple. The grand wedding reception had no flaw, except the singular couple that stood in the middle of the dance floor. One was overjoyed to finally have her, while the other couldn’t wait to torment him for every pain he caused her. “Get your filthy hands off…” Before Roxanne could finish her words, her husband claimed her lips hungrily, causing her to go stiff in his arms, after all, she couldn’t push him away in the presence of all the guests. The loud cheers and applause filled the room, making almost everyone envious of the power couple. However, one thing was certain, all hell would break loose soon enough. ============== In her past life, Roxanne Winslow felt nothing but pure hatred towards her husband. For all she knew, he got her brother arrested and later murdered in prison. However, he still used that fact to force her into a marriage, hiding the truth about her brother’s death from her. As payback, Roxanne cheated on him, plotted, and even schemed against her husband, until she was finally faced with a divorce agreement from Sebastian. It was only after she gladly signed the divorce document and ended up betrayed, scammed, miserable and dead that she realised Sebastian Sinclair has always been the umbrella that blocked out the scorching sun for her. Now that she got a second chance to live, Roxanne would worship the ground on which Sebastian steps, just so he won’t bring up the topic of divorce. She must atone for all her sins, protect Sebastian, and make him happy in this lifetime. The problem is, even if she wanted to remain Mrs Sinclair, a thousand reasons were waiting to tear their fragile union apart...

Tian Shou Ren return home just 3 weeks after a business trip. He found his aunt had rented out one of his room to a university student. He demanded that she move out. Later he gives in due to the clean environment. In the process he enjoys going home and falling in love. Li Ting a final year student who needs a pace to live and practise her violin with disturbing the neighbours. She is a cheerful person and suddenly she find herself in love with a grumpy older guy. An Jin Yi. An actress who decides she wants to go back to Shu Ren. She demands that Li Tong to move out. Shou Ren had broken up with her many years ago. She did not believe that he is letting go of a 10 years relationship.

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"You can never escape me, Yueyue." Meet Bai Liyue, a beautiful woman with a heart of gold, driven by her childhood dream of becoming a successful actress. Unfortunately, every attempt she made ended in heart-wrenching failures. Like every story has a villain, she had one too. In her story, that villain was none other than her husband, Qin Yufeng. He was no ordinary man. He was a Mafia King masquerading as a billionaire CEO. To the world, he was a man of wealth and influence, but to Bai Liyue, he was nothing but an overbearing possessive tyrant, trapping her in a loveless marriage and controlling her life. But her life takes a sudden turn when she realizes that her husband was the reason behind her failures. And, that was the day she died. Thankfully, fate intervenes and destiny gives her a second chance. Bai Liyue finds herself reincarnated in the body of Chen Ziyue, a notorious pop singer known for her scandalous reputation. With a fresh start and a new identity, she seizes the opportunity to chase her ambitions and reclaim control of her life. However, her past refuses to let go. When Qin Yufeng mysteriously reappears, waiting in her new home, Bai Liyue is faced with a haunting choice: Will she embrace this chance to fulfill her dreams? Or will the shadows of her past, and the man she once loathed, compel her to reconsider the love she thought she would never accept? ### The beautiful cover art doesn't belong to me. All the credit goes to the original owner.

Sebagai seorang reinkarnasi, yang dahulunya adalah seorang pria tulen, pernahkah kamu berpikir untuk menyukai pria lain, walaupun kini dirimu adalah seorang gadis?

[Mature Content] "He attended her wedding as a guest and decided he wanted to be the groom instead." As the Alpha's only daughter, Roselia Fiore was obedient and pampered. Until, a single crime on her 18th birthday cost her everything. Three years into imprisonment, she's forced to marry Bruce Kerpan, a man old enough to be her father. That is, until Alpha Cruden Tiberias laid an unexpected claim on her, a woman who didn't even know his name! Cruel and heartless, Cruden yielded to no one, except—her. The second he saw her, he wanted her. And he'd stop at nothing to have her, even if she begged, "Alpha, please be gentle." - - - - - Tropes: - Sunshine x Villain - Hates everyone, but her - He fell first and fell harder - Fake dating Artwork: Sarzain

Hidup tidak pernah, dan tak ada yang berjalan lurus. Setiap orang memiliki beban dan masalahnya sendiri. Tak ada yang tahu perjuangan di balik senyuman atau keindahan yang tampak di luar. Karina, seorang gadis yang selalu iri pada kehidupan kembarannya, Kerina, mencoba mengikuti jejak sang saudara, berharap dapat hidup seperti yang selalu ia impikan. Namun, apakah usaha Karina akan berhasil? Apakah ia bisa meraih kehidupan yang selama ini ia dambakan? Karina berjuang melawan pandangan orang-orang yang selalu menilai dirinya buruk. Apakah mungkin ia bisa mengubah cara orang melihatnya, bahkan mendapatkan perhatian dan kasih sayang yang selama ini diabaikan? Takdir dan masa depan selalu penuh misteri. Kadang, apa yang kita harapkan tak sesuai dengan kenyataan yang ada. Namun, bisakah Karina menemukan jalan untuk mengubah takdirnya? Apa yang akan terjadi pada Karina selanjutnya?