Satan Is Not A Pogo Stick

Zayan Khan is the cold-hearted CEO of Khan Enterprises — a man who breathes spreadsheets, scowls for fun, and hasn’t smiled since childhood. Raised by distant, workaholic parents, Zayan has learned one rule: never get distracted. Especially not by messy, emotional humans. Enter Andaleeb Shah — a tea-obsessed, chaos-attracting intern with a sweet tooth and no filter. She’s the exact opposite of Zayan: carefree, talkative, always late, and always munching on something. But behind her clumsy charm and contagious smile… she’s hiding a cosmic secret. Because Andaleeb? She’s not from Earth. And she has powers no one must ever see — especially not in a security-filled corporate building. Every time she meets Zayan, something goes hilariously wrong: spilled coffee, jammed elevators, public arguments — and maybe even bent spoons. And yet, despite himself, Zayan finds his perfectly calculated life cracking under her strange influence. But love doesn’t come easy when status, secrets, and space stand between them. Throw in a jealous rival CEO, an upcoming engagement, a pink attic room above a café called The Wishing Mug, and the possibility that the most ordinary girl in the office may just be from another planet… And Zayan’s cold heart is about to go supernova. What is andleeb secret?

Wyatt hale's life took a turn for the worse after he was blamed for the death of his Foster parents. After the loss of his best friend something awoke in him, some thing sinister. Giving him powers and abilities beyond normal human's comprehension. Now he sets out to defy the heavens, for making his life one misfortune after the other. Little did he know, the harsh truth was yet to come.......

MC Rune Argentus wants to leave his village for a more exciting life as an adventurer, only things turn out a lot different than he thought they would. A power he shouldn't have, a bloodline hidden from him by his parents, and various women vying for his affection. Rune learns that not everything is as it seems as he's slowly dragged into an ancient conflict. Sexual Content warning: this novel contains content of the R-18 nature and might not be for everyone. All characters appearing in this novel are 18 years and over, despite what the text may say. I do not own the cover image. If you are the original artist and are unhappy then let me know and I will change it.

After a few moment we were in the main building of Reaper corporation and I was coincidentally standing in front of his office. My heart was beating fast and I was having cold sweat. The nervous feeling arose every second that past. My chest was burning. Even though many things were certainly new to me and was not familiar I pushed his door to office. "Pardon me." I said His brown deep yet light eyes gazed upon me. My body froze. It was like time has stopped. He is hot... Hotter in these half open shirt and a just little longer than shorts pants rather than in his suite. Our eyes were locked and the tension was filling the air. We had nothing to say. **** Lia Roseberry the one of the female CEO's who doesn't have a husband even if she is in her 20's well, let's say she doesn't want a husband. That day when the file along with the sum of money that she would get from the deal with the CEO of Reaper company landed on her desk she couldn't help but grin. Of course the money is hers. But the deal? She have to convince the coldest hot guy in the world of rich, Noah Reaper. But who was knowing that the hot and rude man she was negotiating with has a special eye for her.

He died a soldier’s death in a war that meant nothing. He woke a god’s pawn in a war that meant everything. Both were lies. When Sergeant Jorge Ramirez bled out in Fallujah, he thought it was over. Instead, he awoke in Terra Arcanum – a fractured world where magic fuels corporate empires, streets bleed void-spawned horrors, and his PTSD unravels reality itself. Armed with a stolen Super Soldier implant, Jorge fights to survive… until the implant’s Omni-Bazaar offers a deal: Trade soul fragments for infinite power. Save this world. Doom yourself. i drope this noval maybe in future i rewrite it again.

Jess was exiled from the pack for falling in love with a man. Humiliated. Cast out. Branded a disgrace by the very pack he called home. The one who led the punishment? Their proud, cold-hearted alpha. A man who preached tradition, strength, and above all, that mating between men was unnatural. Jess thought he’d never see him again. But when their paths cross years later, the bond ignites. Instant. Unrelenting. Unmistakable. The alpha freezes. His eyes burn with denial. He backs away like it’s a sickness. He tries to walk away but Fails. He loses control. In one quiet, breathless moment, he gives in. He marks Jess. Mates him, helpless to stop it. But the next day, he marries a woman. But fate isn’t done. Jess is shocked to discover he’s pregnant, something that has never happened to a male before. He learns that he's Chosen by the Moon Goddess to carry a child powerful enough to end centuries of bloodshed between packs. The realization comes at a price, all the alphas begin to chase after him, each desperate to claim the honor.

Lenny Tales is a sick psychopathic assassin with a twisted sense of justice who goes around the world murdering corrupt politicians. But at his latest hit, a bullet changed trajectory in mid air and ended his life. However when he wakes up, he discovers that his Death was not an accident, and he had been Employed by Lucifer Morningstar, the one known as the devil. His Mission is to have revenge on behalf of the Devil who was backstabbed, and had the apocalypse stolen from him by his own demons. But as a mere him in a post apocalyptic world filled with death at every turn, with wicked Witches, Devils, Royal Demons, and entities that feed on weak humans as per time snacks, how will he carry out such a mission? Fortunately, he is born again with the Satan System... ........ If you want to know how sick this book is, read the first chapter. I still don't know how the idea for this book came out of my head. (Heaven! please forgive me) ..... Demons, Devils, Fallen Angels, Angels, Soul Eaters, Cursers, Witches, Dark elves, Hell beasts, Heaven Beasts, Death Beasts... Practically, Every sick, both rosy and terrible thing of the underworld will be found in this book. My research is deep. (Note: Sick Shit happens here. If you don't have stomach for it, please run. You still have time.) (My Discord: https://discord.gg/5Gexp9wW)

Izumi Kurogane was just a normal high schooler—until he got caught up with Marina Ashford, the untouchable rich girl with a secret love for anime. Between school festivals, intense rivalries, and Marina’s overprotective bodyguards plotting in the background, Izumi finds himself in way more chaos than he signed up for. From late-night calls to anime club shenanigans, their worlds keep colliding. But with every challenge, their bond grows stronger—whether they admit it or not.

The story of a princess but be careful it's not just tea party and balls it's some sarcasm, wit, action and thrill baby

Samantha, a problem child finds herself in the midst of inexplicable events, but no one is ready to take her seriously. "Fine then, I'll do it myself"

In the 3,476th year of the Celestial Calendar, the Heavenly Emperor—whose divinity was rivaled only by his boredom—rewrote the Immortal Code of Gender Assignments during a particularly uneventful spring. According to Clause 89, Subsection Moonlight, Paragraph Absolutely-Not-Optional, any being born with an overwhelmingly high-yin spiritual constitution could only, by universal decree, be classified as female. It was simple. Efficient. Divine. Except… someone made a mistake. A mortal child was born deep within the darkest stretch of the Eternal Spirit Forest, surrounded by mist, mystery, and mushrooms that sang lullabies. He was bright-eyed, soft-voiced, high-yin… and very, very male. The thunder cracked the day he laughed. A white wolf howled. A snake offered him venom like warm milk. The trees whispered ancient songs. And the heavens? Well, they began preparing lightning bolts on standby—just in case someone down there got too clever and said something like: “Wait… is that a boy?” Boom. Thus began the most unusual cultivation tale in ten thousand realms. A tale of a child raised by beasts, mistaken for a goddess, blessed with yin that could stop hearts, and cursed with thunder that would smite anyone who dared question the Heavenly Code. This is the story of Xiulan. Or as the forest calls him: “Our beautiful, powerful, emotionally unstable daughter.” Or as heaven calls him: “ERROR 404: Gender Not Found.”

Steve seems to be your typical normal middle school student. One day, he gets killed and reincarnated to the Infected Havens, a world where humans and monsters coexist. Steve was granted the Monster Tamer System, and the system's objection was to force Steve to capture and tame strong monsters to make him the strongest tamer. However, it seems that Steve isn't as normal as he looks and seems to have a weird connection with the world of Infected Havens. On top of that, Steve refuses to say that he is a monster tamer and the system is in for a hard time... *This is just a hobby, so don't expect regular updates.*

"You are the most beautiful Konoha girl I have ever seen." "There seem to be stars in your eyes." "Can you teach me Konoha ninjutsu?" "The child is my gift to you." "Can you give me the tailed beast?" "There is something going on in Kumogakure, I have to go back first." ………… Good news, after crossing over, you will be an Uchiha, and you will be given a Sharingan at the beginning. After reaching the maximum level, you will attack in Gundam form! Bad news, this blood is not pure, and it still has half of the blood of the Night Moon Clan of the Hidden Cloud Village. Fortunately, the entry system has been awakened. In order to survive, Qingsi can only carry out the evil will. [The Art of Speaking: What you say is more convincing] [Strong body: Your endurance is endless. ] "The will of black fire is also the will of fire!" "This is Konoha, you are the ones who should get out!"

Tsunderes? Danderes? Yankees? Love Triangles? Harems? Naoki wants nothing to do with that. He's just a high school student who only wants a peaceful life and yet he keeps finding himself in cliche situations that are nothing but chaotic. Naoki tries his best to break the cycle of cliches, but can he do it when the girls in his life keep getting in his way? This is a rewrite of a story I had done. Last one was too serious. It's a fun series I'm doing, enjoy. Just a nice slice-of-life story. Cover is AI generated, perhaps in the future I can pay an artist for a proper one

Between the Pak and Han families, there had always been a feud. In order to end it, Han Gwanseon proposed a marriage contract to Pak Yeonmi, but she ran away with her lover. Instead of breaking the contract, Gwanseon decided not to waste time and took her brother, Pak Jiwon, who was unaware of what was happening and would have been against it, as he hated Gwanseon. In reality, Gwanseon’s goal from the very beginning was not to marry Yeonmi, but to get his hands on Jiwon.

Was a story once, not anymore and since I can't delete, this is the best I can do.

The world fell into layers. Monsters took the depths. Gifted stood to fight. Elian? He just cleans floors. Elian’s job is simple: don’t die, don’t touch anything weird, and clean the blood.

"You shouldn't be so self-centered. You're lucky that Mr. Mu wants to marry you. You have no right to turn him down!" Bei Shuo felt cold on the inside after hearing what her father said. Having gone missing when she was a child, Bei Shuo was found a month ago. Before she found her biological parents, she always thought she'd have a loving family. However, when she finally returned home, she realized they had adopted another girl long ago. After more than a decade, the girl had replaced her completely. Her parents, her brother, and her fiance... The Bei family never showed her any form of affection. On the contrary, they wanted her to marry Mu Ci for their own benefit after she had just returned. Everyone in the city knew that Mu Ci wouldn't live long. Besides, he had an aggressive personality. Anybody who offended him would suffer badly. Bei Shuo would probably end up dead without even knowing what caused it. Hence, when she married Mu Ci, everyone in Empire City waited for news of the horrible ending. To everyone's surprise, she actually cured him, and he even ended up pampering her! At the same time, it was revealed that Bei Shuo was actually the disciple of a miracle doctor, a top-tier hacker, a champion racer, and the founder of an international fashion brand... On top of that, wealthy tycoons, talented directors, and e-sports professionals all spoke fondly of her. "Everyone, please allow us to introduce our favorite junior!" The man who was rumored to be cold and violent pressed his head against Bei Shuo's shoulder when he found out about her countless identities. "How many more identities do you have?" he asked with a pout. Bei Shuo ran her fingers through his hair and smiled. "There's only one left, and it's the most important one. I'm still Mrs. Mu!"

In the depths of her fractured memory, she finds herself haunted by a dangerous desire awakening by a dark stranger whose touch merges pain with forbidden ecstasy. Every encounter with him is a secret dance of raw passion and peril, echoing with the promise of stormy nights and a past that refuses to be forgotten. As the line between pleasure and ruin blurs, she is drawn to the thrill of surrender, questioning whether embracing the darkness might finally unveil the truth of who she truly is.

A young girl with a skill that makes her immortal, but there is more to the skill than it seems. The mystery of this skill will reveal itself to her the more it activates. Leveling up is vital for survival. skill, gear, levels, weapons, all these will make one stronger!

"Lucen: The 8th Son of Satan" Born in darkness. Raised in light. Torn between both. In a world where good and evil are blurred, Lucen—an unplanned son of Satan—was hidden away in the sacred mountains, raised by monks who taught him peace, discipline, and compassion. But destiny never stays silent. When tragedy strikes and someone he loves is brutally taken, Lucen’s inner demon awakens. In a moment of uncontrolled fury, he unleashes powers not meant for this world—powers that reduce half a city to ashes and mark him as a monster. Now, guilt-ridden and hunted, Lucen hides in the shadows of the very city he once destroyed. Masked and mysterious, he fights to protect the innocent by night, while battling his own darkness within. But the more he saves, the more he loses himself. Can a son of Satan ever be a force for good? Or is redemption just a lie told to monsters who fear the truth? https://www.royalroad.com/profile/489500/fictions" "I will be posting this story on

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This story unfolds with Elucina seeking justice and revenge to fight for her crown, discovering lies from those closest to her, and fighting off the tragedies that fate has in store for her. #revenge #tragedy #slowpaced --- Princess Elucina's dream crumbles when the King, releases a decree that changes everything. Her father revealed the existence of her older sister, Vanetta, now the heiress. Suddenly, Elucina finds herself stripped of her crown, her fiancé, and the support of her social circle. Determined to reclaim her place, she vows to expose Vanetta, raised as a commoner, as unfit to the throne of Ethara, and reclaim what she believes is rightfully hers.

Kai, a cheerful and energetic 16-year-old boy, suddenly finds himself transported to a fantasy medieval world while walking to play soccer with his friends. Despite the initial shock, he quickly gets into trouble with other people, getting involved in stupid conflicts. Amidst the confusion, he crosses paths with Amari, a 17-year-old girl who also arrived in this world recently. Finding themselves in an alley, Amari questions Kai about his origins, and reveals that in this world there is the position of "Emperor of the World". Whoever finds 10 pieces of a type of crown, according to legend, will be able to grant any wish in a conference with God himself, including returning home - a plan that soon inspires Kai, who decides that he will become this Emperor and, thus, have the chance to return to his world.

it was good book or not please tell me

This novel is about leela who gets transmigrated into a novel which she read. She died at a young age and is determined to survive no matter what it takes.Lets see if she gets to live as she wishes or if she meets her end just as in the novel.