Satan Is Not A Pogo Stick

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MC Rune Argentus wants to leave his village for a more exciting life as an adventurer, only things turn out a lot different than he thought they would. A power he shouldn't have, a bloodline hidden from him by his parents, and various women vying for his affection. Rune learns that not everything is as it seems as he's slowly dragged into an ancient conflict. Sexual Content warning: this novel contains content of the R-18 nature and might not be for everyone. All characters appearing in this novel are 18 years and over, despite what the text may say. I do not own the cover image. If you are the original artist and are unhappy then let me know and I will change it.

{Warning: Mature content} The World called me an abomination, a freak of nature, a stain from my mother's legs. Even after righting their wrongs with my blade, it was still the same. However, in the midst of my despair, one person reached out his warm hand for me. Lucifer Morningstar. Even though he is the Devil spoken of in Legends, I shall take the leap of faith and do his bidding. To take breath in reincarnation in another world and Slaughter my foes: Demons, Angels, Devils, gods, and everything I consider EVIL in my PATH Don't get me wrong, my blade is a respecter of neither man nor beast. All that stand in my way shall FALL to the recreation of a world in the image I see fit. ............ If you want to know how sick this book is, read the first chapter. I still don't know how the idea for this book came out of my head. (Heaven! please forgive me) ..... Demons, Devils, Fallen Angels, Angels, Soul Eaters, Cursers, Witches, Dark elves, Hell beasts, Heaven Beasts, Death Beasts... Practically, Every sick, both rosy and terrible thing of the underworld will be found in this book. My research is deep. (Note: Sick Shit happens here. If you don't have stomach for it, please run. You still have time.)

"Come, do you still want to find that loser" he said looking intently at me as my eyes rolled back in pleasure. He knew exactly what he was doing, but I ignored him. And in an instant he pulled out of me. "What the fuck Zard" I was soo frustrated then he pulled me back by my neck his gaze piercing through my "then answer me love". I began stammering "n-no-nope I don't wanna see him aga...ahhhhh", a moan escaped me as his member entered me interrupting me.

The protagonist is an extraordinary person with exceptional intelligence and ruthless means. He wields great power and influence in a world of power struggles. His intelligence terrifies his enemies. The empress is both wary and amazed by him, directly referring to him as the "Living King of Hell". With his extraordinary wisdom and courageous actions, he stirs up waves in both the martial arts world and the imperial court, writing a legendary tale. His existence shakes the entire world. His story is full of thrills and excitement, making people's blood boil, and one looks forward to him continuing to create miracles in this ever-changing world.

"What if I'm more broken than you realize? What if I'm too messed up for you?" My voice cracked as I looked up at him with tears brimming my lashes. "What if my world is too crazy for you, Dorado? There's a darkness inside of me and it's swallowing me whole. You haven't seen me at my worst. And I'm scared for you to see me in those moments. I'm scared you'll turn your back on me like everyone else. I'm scared I'll lose you like I do everyone else."

Rei, a young man in his early twenties, finally finishes a web novel that he had been discouraged to finish yet still promised himself to. Feeling contented with himself and the novel's ending after a long 500 chapters, he falls asleep only to wake up as the personal assistant of Kyle, a proficient young business man who took over the business industry and stood on top of his predecessors. Rei is forced to take over the job as Kyle's assistant and slowly comes to realise that...Kyle and the male lead, though having the same name and backstory, are completely different?

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( dark) In the universe, there are an infinite number of states of ascent and descent, but what happens when the past is connected to the future, fate is reversed, and the river of time collapses?

Contracted beasts make summoners. Summoners had the ability to manipulate soul energy. Sam Delon had high hopes for him to awaken his summoned beast. He opted to be the first in his family to awaken and lift them up from the trenches of poverty. To make them happy. The day of his awakening had arrived, he was vouched by many and regarded by all. What happened? Guess he was not a summoner? Hey author here it would be a shame to say this. But what you feel about my book let me know. Check it out

Yurina is a fake princess. She was picked off the stretches and was used as a tool by the Emperor. So when her fake brother Elwin kills her, Yurina gets a second chance at life. She runs away from the orphanage she was in and lives many years as a commoner, until she catches the Pope's attention on a charity day. She finds out that Cesare, the Pope, is actually a cold-blooded murderer, and so Cesare gives her a choice. "Either you stay quiet about this, Yuri, or I kill you. But here's another choice. Be my mate." By mate he means be his partner, and Yurina declines. But still, Yurina somehow ends up being his mate and is now a high priest. But Cesare teases her restlessly, and when they finally spend a night together, Felane turns into a wild beast. And now he won't leave her alone. "I'm doomed, doomed."

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Fang Ming isn’t a Taoist—at least, not in the traditional sense. Raised by a mysterious master in a remote village, he possesses knowledge of ancient metaphysics, face reading, and mystical arts. Armed with these skills and the teachings of his late mentor, Fang Ming embarks on a journey that bridges the worlds of the supernatural and modern society. His path leads him to Shanghai, where his unconventional appearance and cryptic warnings set him apart in a bustling city that thrives on skepticism. When a chance encounter on the subway allows him to save Jiang Yingying, a spirited young woman, from an ominous fate, their lives become intertwined in unexpected ways. Fang Ming’s journey takes him deeper into the city’s web of wealth, power, and hidden secrets, as he fulfills promises made by his late master. When he arrives at the opulent villa of the Liang family to deliver a protective charm, he discovers the weight of past obligations and the challenges of navigating a world ruled by ambition and doubt. Blending ancient wisdom with modern dilemmas, The Super Wizard explores themes of destiny, belief, and the clash between tradition and progress. In a world where the mystical is often dismissed, can Fang Ming prove the value of his skills while staying true to the principles of his master? And as he uncovers deeper conspiracies and unexpected allies, will his journey reveal not only the power of his abilities but also the truth of who he really is?

John, a normal guy, finds himself in a closed room with no way out. There he finds a tablet that informs him of talents he didn't know he had. And he was forced into a test by a mysterious organization. Through this cruel test, John understands that his talents are real and the world is more than it appeared to be. After the test, he joins the organization. and bit by bit he experiences what is happening behind the peaceful lives of ordinary people. He forms friendships and trains under a mentor. His power and talent grow as he ventures into this journey. What will he reach at the end of this journey? And what is his purpose after seeing the true world? and how his life changes forever from now on? Join me in this action fantasy story with our MC John. without romance or harem.

This is the story about Troy a powerful vampire who was mistaken for a human and taken by the tower with half of the human population He is the only vampire to exist, because his kind has gone extinct.left with his half brother who is nothing but a halfling due to being half turned hundreds of years ago He remembers the days when he was a ruler,the time when he had armies of his kin ruling the world ,what happened to his kind is a mystery that will soon be revealed What happens when an all powerful being is given the opportunity to transcend to the level of the gods themselves [chaos!!!] This is the story of Dracula :GOD KILLER

[A Forbidden Romance] "Why are you doing this to me? What do you want?" I screamed in frustration. "You," He breathes out. "You know very well that we don't have a future." "I will take whatever time I could have with you — no matter the consequences." "It's wrong. I am married and you are —" "Are you?" Naisha Kaur became Naisha Rivera when she was just nineteen years old. Despite being an arranged marriage, she thought it would be a fairytale: a sweet, charming young guy, a great sophisticated rich family. She thought a perfect life awaited her. But her illusion broke the very day of the wedding when this perfect guy and his family started to show their colours. But she was adamant, she believed she could win them over if she loved them enough. So she gave her everything, only to be used, insulted, disrespected and broken by her new family and her husband. Naisha didn't know exactly when she gave up on a happy life but she became numb to everything. She just wanted to survive. . . until a new man entered her family and made her realize life was something to be lived not just survived. Emery Tsui was a businessman in his late thirties, who couldn't care less about anything other than his work. Love had left a bitter taste in his mouth since he was a kid. He had watched his mother going crazy for love and respect from her father, only to be rejected repeatedly because her mother was nothing more than his father's mistress. When he was born, he was also rejected along with his mother for being an illegitimate child. He watched his mother die craving love and acceptance, only to get cruelty and pain. For Emery, the image and feeling of love were forever tainted. He knew the demons in his head would never let him love someone . . . but when he saw Naisha, her life made his blood boil and he knew he couldn't ignore her. He knew he shouldn't care for her like that not only because she was more than 13 years younger than him but also because he was her husband's uncle.

a 3rd generation man Evan died of after being shoot got transported to a weird world full of challenges, Evan continued to grow stronger by facing many challenges allong the way.

Currently getting a head start. If you read the description like a member of the italian mob on a tv show, somehow, it just fits. A man with a big stick turns into a stick himself. He plays a shamelessly titled VRMMORPG, Not-so-new Bull Shit Online. He saves the world. Bada-bing, Bada-boom. The ladies love ‘im. Please don’t pay for this, I don’t need money. I don’t need powerstones, you hear me? Just comment and I’ll push the contract date as long as I can. Comments are amazing, even if they’re stupid, short-sighted, ignorant, and hogwash. Even if you only have time to comment the letter ‘q,’ I’ll take it. Rated M for Mothers.

Ava, a college student inexperienced in love, crosses paths with Liam Blackwood, the city's most formidable bachelor. Their initial encounters spark Liam's curiosity, but Ava, intimidated by their differing social statuses, rejects his advances. Undeterred, Liam strives to win her over, but their budding romance is complicated by the sudden reappearance of his ex-girlfriend, a woman who betrayed him in the past. Pressure mounts as Liam's family pushes him to reconcile with his ex, a demand he firmly refuses. Caught in the crossfire, Ava finds herself torn between her growing feelings for Liam and the overwhelming complexities of his life. Will she risk it all for love, or will the weight of his past and the disapproval of his family force them apart?

She was abducted to a remote village, and six years later, she was almost forced to get married. At the risk of her life, she fled from the countryside back to the city. But in front of her, it was the cold-blooded parents who sent her away with their own hands, and an adopted daughter sister who was not related by blood. Faced with the pain of six years of captivity and the abandonment of her biological parents, she regained everything that belonged to her by her own hands. She seems to be a bad girl but not bad, all the way forward, just for the boy that saved her life in the first place.

Penny is an excitable five year old on a trip to a beautiful forest cabin with her family. She stumbles across a field of flowers in the forest and sees a black rabbit with white patches of fur. All is as should be...or is it?

As a kid, we were told that ghosts do not exist. They are all made up by the adults to scare the naughty children who do not want to sleep early at night. However, little did these grownups know that what they deemed as natural occurrences are made by the so-called entities that lurk within the four corners of their homes. And I, who can see them don't care. As long as get to keep my normal life, because shamanism is not my thing.

"You are the only one that can make this happen. Take my virginity and all these ends. Do with me whatever you want." It is true when they say that 'anyone who goes around seeking darkness, will find the darkness and the darkness will end up consuming him. Or her.' This is the case of Princess Zamira who grows up with the knowledge that she is to rule her father's kingdom after his demise but everything takes a different turn after the throne falls into peril and becomes at risk of being taken away completely and the right to rule, lost. Everything is done to save the throne and the kingdom but every effort proves to be futile and now there is only one option left; and that is for the Princess to get married to an old tyrant king, Alvarez. Leaving Mira with no choice, she decides to go through with the marriage which is scheduled to hold at Alvarez's hotel. Before the wedding ceremony even began, Alvarez tries to forcefully have sex with her but Mira resists him and escapes. Without knowing where to run to that night, she inadvertently enters the suite of a well known mogul in the hotel and hides in the dark until the uproar about her search subsided. Just when she is about to leave the suite, she hears a deep voice coming out from the water, halting her and stopping every flow of life in her. "Who are you?" She makes a bold attempt to inquire of him. "I am Devile, and I am the second son of Satan." Came his fiery response. Despite the fear that crept in slowly inside of her, Mira has a little stroke of hope -- that maybe she has met him. The one who would save her from her unfortunate fate. But the question is; who exactly is this man and will he save her as she hopes or will he consume her with his darkness? ... WARNING!!! Erotic sex scenes in some chapters.

Lirho who had gambled everything in his life and Lost and now in the slum and suddenly a mysterious Man walked out to him and said Do you want to be in the world of the terror? Lirho who had nothing to loss Accept The Man Offers and Fell a Sleep When he woke up he sees himself in a Medieval City there's a Castle Infront of him and Layers of big Walls and the the Endless Sky Now is looking black he fall back in disbelief

The Miller family had a troublemaker in the family. Her name was Amelia Miller. Her mother died in childbirth when she was born. Her stepmother fell off a flight of stairs while pregnant and died. Amelia's father punished her by making her face the wall in the attic. The attic was dark and humid, and there was no sunlight at all. Nobody brought her food, and Amelia thought she might very well die there. Moments before her death, she dialed a number that her mother had told her before she passed away. After she hung up, there were rumbling sounds all around her. The Miller family's residence was surrounded by a group of bodyguards dressed in black. Eight men got out of their cars, each with a different aura. They went directly to the attic. The man who led them went down on one knee and held Amelia, unconscious, in his arms. He had a solemn expression on his face. "The Miller family needs to go bankrupt." After sleeping the entire night, Amelia woke up to find that her father was bankrupt. Her family members were all homeless. Meanwhile, she... She had eight uncles and a kind grandfather who loved her dearly. Amelia's father regretted what he did, and he was unwilling to accept his fate. So what if Amelia was living a good life now? She was still the troublemaker who got her mother killed and her father bankrupt! Little did he know, after Amelia returned to her uncle's house, their luck only seemed to improve. Even her bedridden grandmother could now get out of bed and dance in the square! Finally, a god-like man claimed to be her father. He pampered her to the point where the entire world became envious of her.

'It is never too late to change.' _ A god of calamity named Yami is cursed by the supreme god to eternal transmigration—after he lost to a duo—until he performs a selfless act or becomes a hero. After centuries of wandering, he transmigrates into the modern world as Vincent. However, fate has other plans, and he finds himself trapped in the body of Dravil, a malevolent demon lord, after saving a boy from an accident. With his memories sealed, Yami takes on the name of "Vin" from his past life. Disguised as a human, Vin blends into a mage academy with one goal in mind: to become a Rank S mage. But his journey is not just about honing his magical abilities. Not only does he battle against the monsters and demons of this new world, but also against the crown of the throne he must wear. If he succumbs to the throne's allure, chaos is sure to spread throughout the realm. As Vin navigates this treacherous path, he forges new alliances, faces formidable challenges, and confronts his inner darkness while striving to maintain his humanity. With each step forward, he unravels the secrets of his past and seeks redemption from the curse that binds him. Will he resist the temptations of power and bring balance to this troubled world? Or will he give into the darkness, the darkness that he is?. ___________ Note: * The MC is a Demon lord, so his decision-making criteria should be understood. * Understand this: The MC wears a hood which changes his appearance (cus' of an extremely powerful spell) this makes everyone sees him as a young teenager. This is one of the main things to note! *The MC emits dark aura and those around ain't stupid to feel this. * No harem, NTR... * This is a super slow burn romance. Extraordinary super slow burn romance. * There are ranks of the mages in this book, with Rank S being the highest. * The monsters also have their level, which is determined by their destructive capacity and the amount of damage inflicted on their prey or target. This range from Level 1 being the highest and 5, the lowest. * There are tons of Monsters and Demons name. * Some scenes aren't continued instantly. This should also be understood. * There are R18 scenes * The MC is overpowered! He ain't weak! He ain't stupid! #Strong acting weak! *The MC's reflection doesn't belong to him. It's all cus' of which the previous body had. The reflection he see belongs to a demon trapped in the mirror dimension whose past are still a mystery (but would be later explained) * The MC have fuzzy memories, even when transmigrated. Slowly his memories may come together, this is for a good main reason. That being said I'm sure I've explained every misunderstandings and lack of understandings. "Thanks a bunch for reading and for all your support." _____________