Stardew Valley Funny Farm Names

Torn apart and eaten alive by zombies, Jiao Lizhi died filled with regret and hatred. As darkness engulfed her, she opened her eyes—only to find herself back at the beginning of the apocalypse. Crawling back from hell, she sought revenge and fought to live a better life. Watching his loved one torn to pieces before his eyes, he lost his sanity. To avenge her, he destroyed humanity’s last hope with his own hands. On the day the world was swallowed by darkness, he took his own life as the last man standing on Earth. When he opened his eyes again, he vowed never to lose her again! As the world turns into a living hell, will they be able to undo the regrets of their past lives?

The future is grim, with a fantastic and unpredictable high-quality super system produced by immortals and Buddhas. The missions are crazier than ever, with man-eating ogres, murderers, face-cutting madmen, schemes of great families, tomb raiding, apocalyptic crises, and so on. Qin Yu: That's because I have the divine skill of being a drama queen. Jiaojiao: The issue is that your cultivation path shouldn't be farming. Qin Yu: It's just a phase, and what's wrong with farming, anyway? Jiaojiao: Have you ever heard of anyone who became an immortal through farming? Qin Yu: No? Jiaojiao: Yes, the Earth God and Earth Goddess. Qin Yu: ... Actually, there's another name that sounds pretty cool - the Immortal Mercenary, known as the cannon fodder of the great battle between good and evil immortals, demons, east and west forces on the Battlefield. Official group: Enter with one thousand fans (5906,534,83), and enter the VIP group with ten thousand fans. PS: This story can be used to tease both girls and gods, with mostly ambiguity and no CP (couple pairing). It's copy protected, so we hope readers are psychologically prepared for this beforehand. Please don't demand CP or protest the copy protection. Thank you for your support.

Mum ran away, dad's crippled, and I'm about to be sold to a brothel. Qiao Xiaomai rolled up her sleeves in anger: If you've taken from me, regurgitate it. If you've seized what's mine, return it. All scumbags, clear off. A certain man finished tidying up the mess, rolled up his sleeves and pulled Qiao Xiaomai into a light laugh: "My lady, if you're this fiery and domineering at night, your husband..." Qiao Xiaomai raised an eyebrow, patted the spot next to her: "My dear, come warm the bed~"

Synopsis In a world where forgotten names are whispered among the trees, a grieving brother named Elias ventures into the mysterious Forest of Forgotten Names to find his sister, Lila, who vanished without a trace five years ago. The forest is no ordinary place—its trees are alive, their leaves rustling with the stolen memories of those who have disappeared. Elias soon discovers that the forest feeds on the names of the lost, erasing their identities from the world. But when he finally finds Lila, she doesn’t recognize him—or even her own name.

The top student from the Agricultural University, Qiao Mu, was digging in the experimental field when her hoe struck through to the godforsaken Tupo Village. No money, no rice, no tall, rich, and handsome guy, the aunts and the older female cousins pecked at her every day, making her meals less than satisfying with constant bread rolls, leaving her so hungry she felt faint. Luckily, the Heavens took pity and rewarded her with a tall and handsome man, who was enthusiastic and bold. His debut move was to climb straight into bed, sparking rampant gossip in the village: that Qiao girl, the third daughter, is nothing but trouble at such a young age, shamelessly bringing some wild man into her boudoir to fool around – absolutely shameless! Muniang looked to the sky and bellowed, "Alpacas! You think I'm Hello Kitty when I don't show my claws?" Make a fortune, become rich, fight off the scum, raise a husband – life became increasingly lush. But why did her sweet and silly husband suddenly show a dark mark on his forehead? Qiao Mu calculated a bit – this was a sign of great misfortune! The man's face dark as the bottom of a pot retorted, "This is your sign of bad luck!" The simple husband made a shocking comeback, instantly transforming into a tall, rich, and handsome man!

Elaina never anticipated discovering that her husband, the reigning emperor of the Kingdom of Luminiera, was unfaithful. To make matters worse, the one seemingly attempting to undermine their marriage was none other than her sister! Unable to confront this harsh reality, Elaina resolved to plan her escape and distance herself from her husband. However, a significant complication emerged while she was plotting her departure—she was pregnant with the emperor's child. Determined not to subject her child to the consequences of her husband's infidelity, she chose to flee with her child and embark on a fresh start in the neighboring kingdom of Darcero, utilizing her expertise in farming while also planning on raising the child that she will give birth soon all on her own without the need and support of a father. As fortune would have it, the gods appeared to favor her resolve. "Because the gods are impressed by your dedication, we reward you with a helper that will allow you to flourish in this land. In exchange, you help us grow plants that are not yet present in this world and spread them all over the world. Activating the Farm Helper. Welcome, host!" Now faced with the prospect of an entirely new life and the responsibility of her unborn child, Elaina must navigate the challenges that lie ahead. What trials and tribulations will she encounter as she endeavors to build a life for herself and her child in this unfamiliar territory?

There has always been a war between good and evil. Trinity Academy is at the forefront of this war, it was the key for the future of humanity. A major trigger point on 06/27/3126 YDB will begin the apocalypse as the academy for developing the new generation of heroes falls from the forces of darkness. To avoid such a calamity those trying to start the apocalypse must be stopped before they can complete their mission. The gods picked their champions to purge the plague of evil out of the academy and save the world. Except every time that date rolled around, the heroes failed. Every reset and reattempt, they failed. Nine times already. The gods now only had one last chance to reset everything. A pair of young twin goddesses out of desperation began to look outside the box for some hope of changing this dark fate. They thought that perhaps someone who never originally meant to go to Trinity Academy could be brought in to change things for the better. Someone with a different view, someone with a little experience with hero work prior to entering the school. Enter Archer Griffen, residing on the opposite side of the world he was one of the few who were directly taught by the heroes of the old generation. A hero in training through and through, albeit a peculiar one. The mad dog, the sloth, the sleuth, the tick, the nightmare, the liar, the knight, are just a few of the nicknames Archer has had fortune or perhaps misfortune of earning from his peers. The twin goddesses decide that maybe a person like him could avoid the calamity. He was never supposed to be here, and his entrance does change things, though perhaps not necessarily for the better. But who knows what damage this unexpected no-named outlier could cause to Trinity Academy. Can the boy who avoided death avoid destruction for all? Only time will tell.

It's the end of the world—the first bowl has been poured out, and the second bowl creeps in close. Living things have either evolved or devolved, and humanity—desperate and reckless—has turned to celestial and demonic tech for a chance against one predator, the Ashspawns, and with one goal: get ready for the second bowl. Camping in Neal City is Belial, Lord of Anarchy and Chaos, along with his dysfunctional family—a terrified light bearer and Levi, the shape-shifting devil’s pet who relishes getting on his nerves. With only ten percent of his mana left, Belial uses it to dodge Helel and keep himself safe. But when a glitching system hijacks reality at a crucial moment—whispering cryptic messages, issuing warped commands, and forcing him to choose between survival or the will of an unknown force—Belial is about to learn a hard truth. There is such a thing as too much chaos.

Eliot never expected to die at the hands of Truck Kun, and certainly never expected to be reincarnated into a world of mystical beast masters, where every human has a unique power and the creatures they command are more dangerous and spectacular than anything he’s seen in his old life. But when the cosmic forces mishandled his reincarnation, Eliot was thrust into a world full of absurdity, chaos, and creatures that can only be described as very much not from Earth. Now, armed with an unpredictable power, a chicken with a superiority complex, and a pig-bird hybrid that can’t stop eating his clothes, Eliot is faced with the ultimate challenge: learning to be a beast master—a title he definitely didn’t ask for. With his so-called mentor, Lyra, being more of a chaotic force of nature than a teacher, Eliot has to navigate a world where beast battles, magical creatures, and the constant risk of being eaten by something with teeth the size of his head are just part of the daily grind. The guilds are bureaucratic, the creatures are way too smart for their own good, and his powers make him the target of both allies and enemies. Along the way, Eliot will try (and fail) to make sense of his new life, face off against absurdly strong opponents, and attempt to actually get his beasts to follow basic commands—while somehow managing not to destroy the world in the process. Will Eliot ever find a way to use his powers without causing absolute chaos? And more importantly, will he ever get to sleep through the night without being woken up by an overly smug chicken?

In the world where appearances are everything, where beauty and success defines one's worth, two souls navigating their lives under veils of perfection. To the outside world, there life was peaceful and as flawless as picture painted with smile and wealth. But behind there mask, both carried pain; A pain of betrayal, Hatred, Distrust and Secrets that no one could imagine.

Having transmigrated into a little farmer girl, her father passed and her mother turned crazed. Facing a frail household, Qian Yixiu remained calm, her rise relied on strength, and also on the luck she had when being a "ghost". Together with her younger brother, she strived to build wealth with one hand and protect her beauty with the other...

[Here's the schedule from now on]; Monday's, Wednesday's & Friday's. (Novel synopsis); "In a world where naming a monster makes them evolve a kind hearted woman gets kidnapped by goblins while she tried to protect two innocent kids. She's then forced to bare a goblin child that she first hates but later comes to love. Now read a emotionally deep novel about a goblin girl who later gains an elf like appearance and powerful skills & her great heartaches and betrayels she'll go through in her life, from beginning to the very end!"

"A chance meeting with a mysterious stranger, Claire, turns Dimitris ordinary life into an extraordinary journey. Who is she, and what secrets does she hold?"

Kaya and Finn have never known a world past the boundaries of The Farm, where they were raised with other children whose parents vanished in The Catastrophe. But as they grow older, something begins to change. People start to go wrong, and memories - once clear - become distorted. This is a story about love, and how it develops between individuals, within families, and across communities -- in sickness and in health.

In a post-apocalyptic world ravaged by war with demonic forces, civilization as it once existed is all but gone.  In its place, a new order had emerged, with humans developing magical abilities as each generation passed.  To ensure the survival of their species, society had been divided into Circles, with each member guaranteed a specific job once they reached the age of eighteen. Xylon Sinclair was an orphan with a limited affinity for magic, and he had been reincarnated as a punishment for his past deeds.  In a former life, he was Zephyr, a powerful demon who served the mighty Balthyrov, the Lord of Demons, until he became a perceived threat. He got killed mercilessly and got forced to reincarnate as a fragile human being as a punishment. Upon reaching the age of eighteen, Xylon was told that he will become a Soul Keeper, a role that he knew nothing about. Despite his confusion, he had no choice but to accept this position.  However, rather than following the status quo, Xylon experimented with the system, using his formal knowledge about the demon realm to resurrect demons from thousands of years ago.  What had started as a mere curiosity soon turned into an obsession for Xylon.  He was fascinated by the power that he could wield by bringing the ancient demons back from the dead.  It was as if he had discovered a new realm of possibilities that he had never imagined before. And then, he started to dream bigger... Xylon Sinclair wanted to rule over both realms, human and demon realm... //////////////// For those who wanted to contact me, here is my discord : Yoonaas#3976 p.s: the cover is purely mine , and it is made solely for this webnovel, it shows Zephyr. Well, i don't allow anyone to use it, it is purely made for "i farm demons" . + all the art you see in the comments is original and purely made for this book. my server :https://discord.gg/2X4kTvDUSu

Shadows of Blood Valley" weaves a tale of intrigue and mystique. Haizen and Nova, two brothers bound by blood and burdened by their past, find themselves thrust into a world of darkness and deceit. As they navigate the treacherous landscape of Blood Valley, they uncover a web of secrets that threatens to unravel the fabric of reality itself. From hidden enclaves of sorcery to forgotten ruins steeped in legend, every step they take leads them deeper into the heart of darkness. SOBV I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad too https://patreon.com/Vixorlord?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

This is a story of a Yoruba Abiku in an age where curses and spiritual strength are real. Set in the beginning of the 31st century the story features the Holar family [from the Yoruba word Olamilekan_ Ola] who moved from their home country in Africa to China 500 years before the story’s beginning.The family was a cursed follower of a cursed god who empowers every member with extraordinary strength. The story is about the rebirth of a god, who was thought to exist only in myths, in a family branch presumed to have gone under_ having been weathered by time_ his name… Lei.This is a tale of how Lei became a god…

Nora is a young slave girl who has spent her entire life serving the wealthy Clinton family. From a tender age, she has learned to be invisible—a "nobody" in the eyes of the world, existing only to serve and obey. Yet, as she grows older, Nora begins to question the life of servitude she’s been born into. She dreams of a life where she is her own master, free from the cruel control of her owners. But freedom seems like an impossible dream. The Clintons rule their household with an iron fist, especially Mrs. Clinton, who harbors dark secrets behind the walls of her grand home. The strange behavior of other slaves, especially Mary, raises Nora's suspicions about what truly happens in the dead of night. Meanwhile, Mr. Clinton’s unsettling interest in Nora adds to her sense of fear and foreboding. As Nora navigates the dangerous landscape of being a slave, she makes mistakes, forms relationships, and begins to understand the complexities of power, trust, and survival. The path to freedom is treacherous, but Nora is determined to rise above her circumstances and become someone—not just another forgotten soul in a world that treats her like nothing. "Nobody" is the story of Nora’s journey from powerlessness to independence. As she grows in strength and confidence, she learns that freedom comes with a price.

Thrown into a mysterious tower filled with unique flora and fauna, our protagonist must learn to survive by cultivating his own food. But these aren't ordinary plants and creatures. They possess magical properties that can enhance his abilities and provide him with valuable resources. As he navigates the tower's dangers and unravels its secrets, he becomes not only a skilled farmer but also a formidable adventurer. With every harvest, he discovers new and exciting possibilities, forging friendships with the tower's inhabitants and unlocking its hidden potential. Join him on this captivating journey of self-discovery, resilience, and the unexpected rewards of a simple life.

A group of teens find thare selves in a different world. and separated. (practically the plot line of Amphibia but with my own twisted and turns) will thay find each other or parish on the way home?

In the parallel world, when everyone becomes an adult, they can enter a floating island world full of life energy and become a floating island farmer. As long as you can keep your own floating island, you can use the plants you plant to absorb life energy, thereby increasing your lifespan, gaining strength and wealth, and becoming a superior person. Obtained Lin Feng from the super farm system, and a tree of life was created from the novice gift package at the beginning. After planting it, it grew to a height of 100 meters overnight. The fruit that bears is not only extremely precious, but also gives birth to elemental spirits, who are extremely loyal to Lin Feng and have a strong fighting power. . Planting a forest, the morning mist banshee was born from the mist, all of them are beautiful as flowers, and their archery skills are superb. Plant a flower field, and a flower fairy with wings was born in it, who can sing and dance, and can also take care of the farm. Plant the fountain of the ocean, and a beautiful mermaid emerges from it. A year later, it becomes a little mermaid. … .

Aya lives a tough life trying to make ends meet in a world that doesn't care. Her only respite is the tiny apartment she can barely afford to pay for with her job as a mailroom delivery girl. However, the arrival of a brand new MMORPG, Moon Valley Online is sure to change that. Deciding to give the game a go Aya decides to play on her run-down little laptop and cheap VR headset. What's the worst that could happen right? ---------- This story is a female lead system/game litrpg Unfortunately, updates might be slow Give it a try, it might be something right up your alley ---------- follow me on my socials https://twitter.com/emotionchilde?s=20 www.tumblr.com/emotionchilde ---------- Support me https://bmc.link/Sunghost https://patreon.com/SunghostWrites ---------- #sliceoflife #farming #femalelead #videogame #levelup #litrpg #poorlead #beautifullead

In a world fractured by war and ruled by fear, the Wanderer stands as a living legend, a guardian of Nova and its people. Once a mighty warrior blessed with unparalleled strength and wisdom, he is betrayed by his own blood—his son, the self-proclaimed "New God of Nova." The Wanderer loses everything: his throne, his power, and the trust of his people. Imprisoned in the lifeless river, a cursed place that saps his strength and glory, he becomes a shadow of his former self. As the New God's reign of darkness spans a thousand years, Nova descends into chaos. Giants turn against each other, night creatures prowl the lands, and the immortals, once revered, are hunted and devoured. Amid the despair, whispers of rebellion stir in the hearts of the oppressed. Nova, the Wanderer’s daughter, and a group of unlikely allies—including Watchers, hybrids, and giants—begin to weave a dangerous plan to free the Wanderer and restore hope to their shattered world. But the New God is no ordinary enemy. With unparalleled power and a ruthless grip over the realm, he is determined to crush all who oppose him. The struggle for Nova’s future becomes a battle of wills, courage, and sacrifice. As secrets of the past unfold, the Wanderer must confront his own failures and find the strength to rise again—not as a king, but as a savior. The Wanderer: Dark Valley is an epic tale of betrayal, redemption, and the unbreakable bond of family. In the face of overwhelming darkness, will the light of hope prevail, or will Nova be lost forever?

After dying unexpectedly, she was reborn as a ten-year-old little girl in an ancient farming family, with barely a few rooms in her house and even fewer acres of land, not to mention a household of the old, weak, sick, and disabled. Fortunately, the elders in the family were kind and honest, her brothers loving and good-natured, and the neighbors harmonious and friendly. For Yang Mengchen, who had suffered from her relatives' torment and endured all sorts of mockery and scolding since she was young, this was truly a blessing from heaven. To support the family she loved, she resolutely took on the heavy responsibility of providing for them. If she, a modern corporate CEO who had once dominated the business world, couldn't feed a family, then who could? Pharmaceutical recipes, building greenhouses, opening storefronts... Not only did her family start living a comfortable and prosperous life, but she also led the surrounding villages in creating a magnificent pastoral scene! With money and fame, as she grew up, Yang Mengchen decided it was time to choose a husband, and thus, young talents from around the world began to flock to her. Who knew a grim-faced god of death would be blocking the entrance to the Yang family's home? "You're too tall, you're too short, you're too fat, you're too skinny, you're too dark, you're too pale, you're uneducated, you're deceitful and sly... All eliminated!" In a moment, the entrance was empty, and Yang Mengchen was instantly furious, "Prince, you've driven everyone away. How am I supposed to choose a husband now?" "I would like to see who dares to marry you. I wouldn't mind sending him to the Underworld as a groom!" Yang Mengchen... A certain Prince counted his merits on his fingers: "I have power, prestige, and substance, no concubines, no secret love affairs, no gallivanting— I embody the standards of a husband's three obediences and four virtues... In short, only I, this unparalleled good man, am worthy of you!" The guards: Oh wise and valiant Prince, is it really good to be so lacking in your role as a husband?