Villainess, I'm Gonna Edge!
Isekai'd After Getting Trucked: Now My Butler's a Psycho and I'm Engaged?!
Got hit by a truck (classic, I know), died on the spot, and the next thing I know, I wake up in some medieval room. Thought I was in a weird hospital at first, but nope. turns out I'm in some kind of alternate world.
First red flag. My pants. Not mine. Then, my dong is noticeably upgraded (7 inches now, btw, just throwing that out there). Spent the morning reading a smut book from the shelf (don’t judge me), got a little too into it.
Then this old dude shows up, smelling like he hasn’t bathed in years, and starts crying while hugging me like I’m his long-lost son. Turns out he’s my butler, Rizz Bidi (yes, that’s his name). Dude’s got wild red eyes and insane vibes, but he tells me I’ve been in a coma, lost my memory, and, plot twist, I’m ENGAGED to someone named Valeria?!
He drags me downstairs to a bunch of employees fixing random gadgets. They’re forced to cheer for me waking up like it’s a hostage situation (because it is, Rizz legit threatened their paychecks).
So, yeah, here I am, trying to figure out WTF is going on, I’m about to meet my fiancée. Also, can we talk about how weirdly confident I am with zero social skills?
TL;DR: Got isekai’d, grew a bigger dick, found a psycho butler, and now I’m engaged to someone I haven’t met. Send help.