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“Come not between the Dragon and his Wrath.” — William Shakespeare The year was 2140, and Earth was nothing but a distant memory. Humanity now drifted through the galaxies aboard colossal ARKs, massive skyships that served as the last bastions of civilization. Yet, these ARKs were more than just floating cities; they were humanity’s last containers, preserving what remained of their species. A century before Earth's final collapse, humanity discovered a gateway to a realm known as Eternia — a fantastical world straight out of myth and legend. Reaching this realm required more than just advanced technology; it demanded a complete departure from the physical body and entry into a mysterious process known as the Dream Weave. In the present day, Cloud lived aboard ARK NO. 427, where he had been training from a young age to step into the Dream Weave. He was a standout among his peers, excelling in every tasks that came his way. Everything seemed to be on track for him — until the pivotal day of the Class Selection process.

Four extraordinary worlds : Earth, where humans excel as healers with vast knowledge of medicine; Hell, ruled by demons wielding dark magic; Heaven, home to fairies and goddesses mastering elemental spells; and the mythical world of immortals and cultivators, where mythical creatures and dragons reign supreme as the most powerful of all realms. When the King of Hell fell in love with the Princess of Heaven during her descent to Earth, their forbidden union faced opposition from all three realms. Yet, defying all odds, they overcame the barriers, married, and brought an uneasy peace between Heaven and Hell. Their love bore six sons, but destiny had one more surprise—a seventh child, a miracle. Born as the first princess of Hell, Princess Nomi, the daughter of a demon king and the granddaughter of the King of Heaven, was a beacon of hope and wonder. But just ten days after her birth, the princess vanished, stolen from the castle of Hell without a trace. Years later, Mimi, a clumsy girl living in a quiet village with her aunt, starts seeing strange creatures no one else can. Her aunt dismisses her claims, but Mimi is haunted by the unexplainable. One fateful day, driven by curiosity, she follows the creatures into the deep forest, where she stumbles upon a magical portal. "Mimi, don’t!" her aunt shouts, but the portal seems to have been waiting for her, pulling her into a journey beyond imagination. Who is Mimi, truly? What secrets does her past hold? And why does her existence seem to be the key to the balance of all four worlds? Step into a tale of love, mystery, and destiny, where the fate of realms hangs by a thread, and nothing is as it seems.

Transcendence System Alfredo Sean is a corporate office employee who passed away due to overwork and unhealthy working conditions. He found himself waking up in the body of a Senior High School student Zedric Luiz in a different world, where magic and magical creatures are the norms. [Ding!] [System Initializing...] [System Synchronization... Binding with Host...] [10%... 20%... 30%... 40%... 50%... 60%... 70%... 80%...90%... 100%] [Transcendent System Binding with Host Successfully Initiated!] [Ding!] [Downloading System Programs...] [Ding!] [System Downloading Successful! Host may now proceed with System Activation] "Eh?" "I'm still far away from the acceptance stage regarding this reincarnation and magic reality... Now there's also a system!?" Alfredo, now in the body of Zedric Luiz, tried to assimilate in this world of magic, but with his system, his abilities improves by leaps and bounds and even transcends the common logic and individual limitations of the magical world. His path will ultimately lead him to excellence and infinite possibilities.

A new masterpiece by Twelve-Winged Dark Seraphim, the author of 'Super Gene'. The best online novel in 2024. The excellent work you absolutely cannot miss!!! -------------------------- In the era of the starry skies, Lin Shen, who was treated by his family merely as a tool for bearing children and continuing the lineage, stumbled upon a pet egg that seemed to be pixelated by a mosaic. After a night's sleep, he awoke to find the mosaic on the pet egg had disappeared, and new information had emerged in his mind. "A failed Super-Base Evolution Fire Seed—Seven Steps of Conflict: quicker with a gun beyond seven steps, quicker myself within seven steps."

Lu Xiao had followed his master for eighteen years, excelling in both medicine and martial arts. After five years of military service, he returned to the city to search for his origins. Faced with flashes of knives and shadows of swords, he was decisive in killing, dominating everyone. When it came to the matters of the heart, he said, "Still… the Young Miss is the best."

In previous life, she was ignorant and naive. She was a "villain" owning a horrible reputation ever since childhood. She was framed by her friend, betrayed by her beloved, and ended up alone and died miserably. When she was reborn in the 1980s, she vowed to recognize the true nature of the people around her and work diligently. In this life, she would never let her younger sister die for her again. She will be an excellent female soldier, a pious daughter, and a qualified elder sister. Let's watch how she goes all in, saving her sister from great distress. She will turn the tide and lead her family through the reform and opening-up, striving for prosperity and a better life.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

An ordinary cultivator - that was the best way to describe Zhao Yunxiao. Be it in terms of strength or talent, he had always been in the middle of the pack, neither excelling nor falling behind. However, he did not really think badly of his current situation. Some people were destined to become the stars in the skies, while some people were born to be like the rocks on the ground. The stars might be dazzling, but the rocks supported the earth itself. Both of them were necessary in order to maintain the balance of this world. As someone ordinary, Zhao Yunxiao did his best to live his ordinary life to the fullest. He was careful and meticulous, doing his best to make sure he understands everything fully instead of jumping into doing things. He knew his limits and did not dream of anything out of reach. Instead, all he wished for was to live a life of freedom. But one day, he realised that something seemed to be amiss. Perhaps he was mistaken all along. Perhaps even the rocks on the ground had their chance to shine under the right circumstances, even if only for the slightest of moments. This is the tale of an ordinary cultivator... until he was no longer ordinary. *** This story will be written for leisure and thus not be locked, but if you are feeling generous and wish to show your appreciation in monetary terms... https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/SweatingCloud

"This is just a casual no-strings attached relationship", that's what they told each other. but was it really one? Layla, a rebellious biker chick with a history of fleeting flings, finds herself growing weary of her chaotic lifestyle. Aaron, a popular soccer captain with a guarded heart, is trying to move on from his ex. They agree on a no-strings-attached arrangement, but sparks fly despite their contrasting worlds. Aaron, the perfect student and athlete, and Layla, the thrill-seeking rebel who excels despite skipping classes, seem destined for nothing more than a casual fling. But as they navigate their unspoken connection, they begin to question if this relationship can stay casual or if it’s something more.

Loose cultivator Shi Lang gradually found himself in the realm of invincibility. However, when he finally tried to ascend to the higher realm, the spirit of the world was nearly exhausted. So, between his ascension to a new world or the well-being of his home, he chose the latter and sacrificed his life to save the world. Nobody knew what he gave up for the world, and he told no one. Although his sacrifice had gone unsung, there was still someone who witnessed everything. A treasured artifact he carried on his body preserved his soul and let it escape a tragic end. Eons passed. The human race stepped out from the age of cultivation into an age of stellar conquest. The spirit energy in the world was now scarce, but humans found other means to excel. In this highly-advanced time, Shi Lang's soul has found a chance to be reborn. What happens when an ancient cultivator that neared the level of a deity before his first death gets a second chance at life in the space age? ... Cover Credits: ropreker#8513(discord) Fonts and Final editing credits: Not gonna tell y'all. XD

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

In the fantasy world ruled by Matriarchy, Kael of the Ancient Moonstone House, was working as a guild receptionist. Throughout his life, he was protected by his mother and later, younger sister, who was considered one of the highest potential individuals in the Queendom of Elyria. One day, he hears that his sister has gone missing and his family has accumulated debts of over 127 million gold coins to the Bank. The Queen comes to his rescue, paying off his debts and in exchange, he has to marry her five daughters, who each excel in a domain of their own. Having the five imperial princesses and the Queen herself as the backing, Kael has become one of the most protected individuals in the Queendom. Little did his wives know that Kael had another identity. He is the most dreaded yet noble Assassin of the imperial city, "K," one who hunts down the criminals who escape punishment either because of insufficient evidence or using their connections. Follow Kael's journey, as he navigates his life as the protected figure in the light and protector of justice in the shadows.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

He emerged from Hell Tower, one of Earth's most mysterious four forbidden zones, known as the Infernal Black Emperor who strikes terror into the hearts of his enemies! He is also the master of the Yin Yang Divine Needles, instilling fear into the Western world as the Eastern Divine Physician, with the ability to save lives with his left hand and take them with his right! Upon returning to the city, he marries the beautiful CEO of the Eastern Group, only to face his father-in-law's regret at the doorstep. 'I excel at two things, saving lives and taking them; the ones I choose to save, not even the King of Hell dares to claim, and those I choose to kill, not even the Heavens can save!' —— Ye Xuan

Orin Stonewood rises from a prestigious smithing family in the Astral Kingdom. Wealth, recognition, excellence, and charisma - he had it all. But life from twenty-five ended on such terms for him. He falls victim to a dark ritual. The fate after this mystery was to rise and fall in every life he reincarnates in. The ninth reincarnation made him Zmey Ashbane. Into a world of terrifying, exciting tales. It seemed as if every encounter in this world wanted to tie him down for some reason. But he knew his goal. To break free from the ritual and rise as a master of fate, not its pawn. (Update rate: 28 new chapters a week) (The book has a slow progression. If, after reading up to chapter 100, nothing in this story interests you, that means it isn’t for you.) Due to the progression, I will lock the novel at chapter 60.

Abstract The story of the Benin Kingdom’s origin is a compelling tale of unity, leadership, and cultural evolution. It recounts how the Edo people, seeking a central authority, invited Oranmiyan, a prince from the Yoruba kingdom of Ife, to lead them. Oranmiyan’s brief reign laid the groundwork for the kingdom, but it was his son, Eweka I, who became the first Oba, establishing the monarchy that would unify the Edo people. Through centralized leadership, the kingdom flourished, becoming renowned for its sophisticated governance, artistic excellence, and cultural heritage. This narrative highlights the transformative power of vision and collaboration, celebrating the enduring legacy of one of Africa’s greatest civilizations.

Echoes of a Broken Dream: Promise and Peril Once a brilliant and promising student, a young boy’s life takes a dark turn when he falls under the influence of a rebellious girl. From excelling in school to spiraling into theft, mischief, and drugs, his once bright future begins to crumble. Echoes of a Broken Dream is a powerful tale of how one reckless friendship can shatter a dream and shape a life forever.

In a world where unexpected connections can lead to transformative experiences, the assignment of Aaron to tutor Jamie sets the stage for a narrative ripe with potential. Both students come from different walks of life—Aaron, the diligent overachiever striving for academic excellence, and Jamie, the laid-back free spirit struggling to keep up. As they navigate the complexities of their tutoring sessions, a bond begins to form, blurring the lines between friendship and something deeper. Will their shared moments of laughter, vulnerability, and discovery cultivate a romance that neither of them saw coming? As they delve into lessons of business studies and heart, the question lingers: can love truly blossom amidst textbooks and spreadsheets?

Sweet and Naive, That's her! Meet Lily Lee, a 17 year old High schooler. She has the features of an angel; cute brown eyes, small nose, small pink lips and long silky hair. She was a student of Luxe High School (LHS). A school which screamed luxury and Excellence, meant for the rich only and scholarships entry wasn't allowed. Meet Lucas Kyung and Reed Park, the male leads- ML. While, Lucas is funny, flirty and close to Lily (Her best friend), Reed is cold, reserved, avoids girls like a plague and is a real definition of a 'Rich Kid'. News Flash! Lucas and Reed are rivals and the history of their hatred remains a mystery to people. What happens when these guys fall in love with the same girl? Will she be able to choose between them? What if she's stuck between her feelings and friendship? Will she be able to conceal her feelings? Join me on this Epic journey to find out more.

My name is Shen Mu, I just turned twenty this year, and I am a heavenly traveler. Two and a half years ago, because I was squatting in the toilet pit playing with my cell phone for too long, when I stood up my legs were numb and unsteady, and I accidentally fell forward. Then accompanied by the sound of the cell phone falling was a burst of heavenly rotation, and came to the sky of this immortal cultivation continent. After that, there was a sound of clothes being torn by a strong force, and my clothes were torn into pieces by an invisible force, even my pants were not left behind. But fortunately, I was falling into a spiritual lake. Unfortunately, there was someone in this spiritual lake, and it was also a stunningly beautiful fairy with an excellent figure. Unfortunately, I only caught a glimpse of her fair face and body, and then I completely fainted. When I woke up again, that fairy used this as a threat to forcefully take me as her disciple. I had no choice but to bow my head to her and agree. Since then, my cultivation life in Wanxiang Peak has thus begun.

Lyra has been trained her whole life to be a skilled wolf hunter. It's all she knows, and she excels at it-killing or being killed is the only option. But when her parents unexpectedly decide to retire for her sake, Jessica is thrust into a world she never chose. Moving to a town filled with wolves poses a dangerous challenge for an ex-hunter. Just when she thinks she can find a semblance of normalcy, a forbidden romance ignites, complicating her life further. Can Jessica reconcile her past and forge a new future, or will her loyalties to her family and her instincts as a hunter tear her apart? ---

Nect Arine is a world-renowned adventurer in Zepha, known for her unmatched magical capability and contributions to Pearlmire, a flourishing and resource-rich nation. Despite her small build, young age and status as a woman, Nect has always excelled in magic which helped her climb the world's ranks. Now, she channels all her power to reach the Skylands. What she doesn't expect is to find her first traces of the Skylands during a seemingly menial, assigned request from the guild. In a jostling, creaky carriage, Nect finds herself accompanied by three nervous, armored companions—fresh recruits from Pearlmire's prestigious adventurers guild. Their destination: Wildhallow, a once peaceful, small town plagued by mysterious disappearances. Quickly, what was just a quick request turns into something far more malevolent. Threatening not just the town, but the very existence of Zepha.

Vale Nerine was a strange cake. A cake with different flavors, holding a taste impossible to replicate by human food. And this perfect creature, the perfect cake, could only be gotten by the person in him being crushed to tasteless flour. Mixed with hypnotic sweetness, leavened by a sprinkle of torture. A crack of psych, a melting of resistance, and a glass of defensive apathy. Before being baked by the bakers with precision into this pinnacle of excellence. The five forks had a change of mind. They all wanted a bite.

ji Ah, a young girl who was switched at birth and raised by a kind hearted woman after being abandoned, joined the army in order to provide for her mother, excelling in all she does, she was quickly promoted to lieutenant general,what if she meets the general, a young man named Ah Jiu, who was the crown prince of Leblan kingdom, whose identity was kept a secret from her. Falling in love, getting married secretly, getting pregnant and giving birth, doing all a soldier isn't meant to do, what will happen when the secret is out what if Ah Jiu is engaged to the fake her whose name is Si Ah, but kept it a secret from her, will she forgive him what if Si Ah is in love with Ah Jiu, and won't give him up no matter what, what will ji Ah do will Ah Jiu fight for their love, or would be give her and their children up, Is love really worth it in the end. is it real, does it even exist Read to find out IF LOVE EXIST.

At Nova Elite Academy, the best school in the city excelling in academics and experiential challenges, perfection is everything—but perfection hides cracks. Beneath the gleaming surface of academic success and privilege lies a fragile web of secrets, rivalries, and desperation. An enigmatic figure lurks in the shadows, a person who sees every flaw, every weakness, and knows exactly how to exploit them. Whispers spread, alliances fracture, and chaos erupts as students are left questioning who they can truly trust. Is this figure a savior, a villain, or something far more dangerous? No one knows—not you, not me, not even the students caught in the web of uncertainty. In a world driven by ambition and deceit, this mysterious presence might be the one to save it—or perhaps, he will be the one to burn it all down. Or maybe, he’ll be consumed by the flames before he has a chance.

At Sohoku High School, known for its excellence and idyllic atmosphere, the heroes of our story begin their journey in a new school life. But behind the bright facade, surprises, mysteries, and some of them not without comedy await them. From embarrassing situations on the first day of school to mysteries that have them chasing cats through the school hallways in search of “clues,” their days turn into an adventure that combines laughter and suspense. Are these just ordinary challenges, or is Sohoku hiding secrets bigger than they seem?

A book about ideas for novels I had. If they already exist, then they exist. The ideas in this idea book are just things that have randomly crossed my mind with no connection to anything else. If there’s an idea you like feel free to use it. More ideas to come.

In this world, there are four powerful countries.The reason is because they are blessed with gifts from the gods The Albionia kingdom are blessed with sorcerers who have mana to use magic Noregia Tribe are blessed with Vikings who have super human strength and speed Zhongtan Dynasty are blessed with chi who excelled at martial arts Romada kingdom are blessed with warrior instinct,reflex strength and agility.

The True Test of a Warrior, this book was supposed to be the last novel in the Warriors of Oduduwa novel franchise, but of course, the content of this book exceeded the boundaries that I had set for it. As I wrote this book, I explained in complete detail the origin of some of the covenants in the Yoruba country and dished out a lot of background stories on some of the major characters in this book. Then I introduced another primary antagonist and exposed a fraction of his evil capabilities and his twisted ideals. This story also contains a mixture of the political structure of the Yoruba Empire and the nature of some of its greedy leaders. Before the introduction of the British indirect rule and how the political structure affects the people at the grassroots. To sum it up, the entire book centres on the culture of the Yoruba people; however, some things are different; for instance, there was no such thing as the Adegunju province and the Ẹṣọs test never existed during the pre-colonial era (a little spice to make the story interesting). I spent a lot of time and effort on this book, cross-checking each character and charting each event, hoping to come up with an excellent ending that will entertain everyone who reads it. I hope you all enjoy this story

Summary:  Meng Xing was on his way to send the result of his investigation for his client when suddenly he was hit by a car, and he died on the spot. When he opened his eyes again, he didn't expect to travel in the past, and this time, he became a young master of a wealthy family. What's more, this young master is actually gay, and was arranged to be engaged to another man!  Five years later, just as Meng Xing thought that he will be marrying in a week, the other side forcefully broke up the engagement! He is now free! ... Lin Ze has been excellent since he was young. Not only he is proficient in six arts, but he is even better in martial arts. So, when he was sixteen, he went to jianghu to make his name. But, what he didn't expect before he left was him getting engaged. Five years later, his elder brother called him back to the capital and asked him a favor. What seemingly a familiar capital has actually greatly changed beyond his recognition. It all started with his change of career, which he thought was only temporary. He didn't know that his life would also be changed, and permanently. P(r)etty detective and deeply hidden prince shou x top fighter and wealthy young master gong!