Excel Memes

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. "Please select a song to dance." "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" "Select a song or disappear?" "If you want to revive, become an idol!" "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: All of the lyrics of the songs will be written by me. But some songs will be inspired on real life songs. Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from.

Jason, a young man who died after getting involved in a brutal accident that killed him reincarnated into the exact novel he was reading on the night he died. He was reincarnated into the novel he was reading before his untimely death, as a baby who had just been birthed successfully. From his birth he was shown no love due to his non-existent aptitude in magic. Lucky for him, he awakened the Talent system. A system that allowed him to copy talents; skills that individuals excelled at, the skills that made said individuals the cream of the crop. With the exact same mastery of the person he copied it from. The system when trying to increase his aptitude for mana only managed to decrease it even lower blessed him with nature energy to passively strengthen himself. With no magic and a system that allows him to copy talents, watch Jason climb through the ranks of the world and become the strongest! ... [Host can choose a talent to copy: Null eyes, War God's Embrace, 30 Blade movements, Advanced War Tactics] _____ Note: The MC is OP.

Seeing the tree of raging waves, the tower is about to collapse Revival of spiritual energy, competition in all realms Who can excel in martial arts and immortal cultivation? Everything starts with a small simulator. Wizarding world, Immortal world, Demon hunting world, Gods world

My name is Shen Mu, I just turned twenty this year, and I am a heavenly traveler. Two and a half years ago, because I was squatting in the toilet pit playing with my cell phone for too long, when I stood up my legs were numb and unsteady, and I accidentally fell forward. Then accompanied by the sound of the cell phone falling was a burst of heavenly rotation, and came to the sky of this immortal cultivation continent. After that, there was a sound of clothes being torn by a strong force, and my clothes were torn into pieces by an invisible force, even my pants were not left behind. But fortunately, I was falling into a spiritual lake. Unfortunately, there was someone in this spiritual lake, and it was also a stunningly beautiful fairy with an excellent figure. Unfortunately, I only caught a glimpse of her fair face and body, and then I completely fainted. When I woke up again, that fairy used this as a threat to forcefully take me as her disciple. I had no choice but to bow my head to her and agree. Since then, my cultivation life in Wanxiang Peak has thus begun.

What if a power to level up or upgrade everything—your way of living, battle skills, military prowess, etc.—but this power is limited to your Eldritch tribe. Would you expand your tribe to rise above all adversaries, would you use it to gain more personal power or use it to toy with everyone? Lyerin wanted nothing more than peace on himself, but all he had was regret. He possessed a secret ability that allowed him to quickly excel at anything he chose, but he could only use it once. While others had to spend a long time to reach higher levels or master new skills, he only needed to complete a simple, specific task to level up. However, he had already used this ability to count a specific number of sand grains to save his own life. After that, his existence became a living hell. One day, he was unexpectedly sent back in time, where he would witness numbers appearing in the sky, signaling the end of the world again—an apocalypse he despised the most! But Lyerin realized he could use his ability once more, this time on a certain group of people. A TRIBE! ``` [ Ding! ] [ You have chosen to level up knife slash! As a Wildling of your tribe, you can level up your knife slash. ] [ Condition: Slash the knife 500 times. ] [ You have chosen a random tree to level up! The tree is part of your tribe; you can level it up. ] [ Condition: Water the tree 300 times. ] [ You cannot level up anymore due to your limited rank within the tribe. Raise your rank in the clan first. ] [ Condition: Give honor to the tribe. ] [ You have reached the peak level of your tribe. If you want to level up further, improve and level up your clan! ] [ Condition: Level up the Ancestral Healing Ritual, level up the Newborn Den, and level up the tribe's farm. ] ``` With this overpowered ability, can he still hold onto his selfish wish for peace within himself? Warnings: 1. Cold, Calculated and Cunning MC. 2. After 100+ chapters will be bloody.

Diana, raised in a loving and supportive adoptive family, moves to a new neighborhood and struggles to fit in. She befriends Jaime and Chris, forming a lasting bond that carries them through their school years. As Diana matures, she faces bullying due to her mixed-race background and experiences a series of unexplained events that leave her confused and worried. In high school, she overcomes adversity, excelling academically, joining the archery team, and earning a full scholarship to Boston University. She also meets the man of her life, Anderson, whom she falls in love with as she embraces her high school and university life. Diana's life takes a dramatic turn when she discovers she is not her adoptive parents' biological daughter and that her parents have been missing for years. Driven by a desire to find her birth family, Diana embarks on a perilous adventure with her best friends and two new allies. Together, they navigate a web of mysteries and uncover shocking truths about Diana's past.

In a world much like our own, Dante leads a quiet life, blending into the background with his shy demeanor and nerdy interests. Despite his unassuming nature, he enjoys the support of a loving family and excels academically. However, his world is shattered when the most beautiful and popular girl in school manipulates him, leading to a brutal attack that nearly takes his life. As Dante lies on the brink of death, a mysterious and radiant woman intervenes, offering him a chance at redemption. With a dazzling smile, she alters his fate, plunging him into a world of mystery and adventure beyond his wildest imagination... "System aligning with host... System aligned. Welcome host to the 7 sins system" This story is my first attempt at writing but the concept came from a rpg table top that me and some friends created I hope you enjoy. The MC is based of my character from the table top mixed with my actual personality.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

[Highly Mature Content] Lu Feng has been expelled from the heavenly realm as a consequence of the sins he committed: Daily malevolent encounters with the king's daughter, Pleasuring the queen's vagina, Establishing a sect for himself and his harems solely for malevolent pleasures and Increasing the size of his “cucumber” with dark magic. "How the hell do you mistake dual beast taming for sins?" yelled Lu Feng angrily, veins bulging on his face as he struggled to break free from the holy chains. However, he was executed. But the goddesses had their eyes on him, so Lu Feng was transmigrated into the body of a slave with a weak soul beast—a cunning nine-tailed kitsune. No one would expect a slave to excel in dual beast taming, but for Lu Feng, rules were meant to be broken. The master of dual beast taming has arrived. --- Disclaimer: Dual Beast Taming is a technique where a man and woman engage in intimacy to tame their beasts within. Would he once again capture the attention of goddesses, beguiled by his manliness, and rise to an untouchable pinnacle with secret admirers seeking just one night... fathering millions and spreading his bloodline? Spoiler Alert: He will...! "Call me Master Lu Feng!" --- (Note: This story contains no yuri or netorare. Extra tags include: Wincest, Smut, Netori, Twins, MILFs, Priestesses, Nuns, Demonesses, Monster Girls, Dragons, Revenge, Conquest, Oyakodon, Dual Cultivation, Ero-Leveling, Large Harem, Ahegao, Slut Training, Goddesses Paying MC for Sex, and many more cultured tags.)

Young Willow and her friend Alexis find themselves in a prestigious known for there excelling in the new curriculum which apparently involves groups . So together they form e group named Twelve with two of there other friends , but then the teacher decides to unify there group with another group which was formed by Xander's little brother Zander which he named the Midnight gang but they didn't they enough members . So they join with the twelve to form twelve is midnight which as a group struggles to put away there differences in order to be the best group in the school thus forcing them to work together in order to defeat other groups .

"XENOS: The Golden Age of Strife" In the golden era of Xenos, power reigns supreme, and the world's greatest forces—the Theocracy, the Empire, the Demon World, the Beast Lands, and the Seas—clash relentlessly for dominance. As the world teeters on the brink of chaos, a new generation rises, each brimming with talent beyond imagination. And yet, the saying “tough times create tough men, and tough men create good times” doesn’t quite apply here. Enter Adam, the only son of one of the most powerful patriarchs in the world, burdened by the weight of his family's expectations. He’s born with a gift like no other—an unmatched genius so profound it leaves even the most brilliant minds in the dust. But in this era of overwhelming excellence, even his extraordinary talents may not be enough to survive. For the world Adam was born into is filled with expectations and brutality, where the greatest geniuses of today would have been supreme in any other time. Adam must navigate a world where power, ambition, and ruthlessness shape his destiny. The question is not whether he can rise to greatness—it’s whether he can outlast those who are determined to drag him down. As the world of Xenos spins out of control, the stage is set for a clash of legends. Will Adam’s immense talent be enough to conquer the challenges of his time, or will he crumble under the weight of a world where only the strongest survive?

A sense of unease settled over the community as reports began to surface of students vanishing without a trace. The alarming trend soon revealed a disturbing connection: all the missing students had, at some point, attended Summer Cove High. This erstwhile institution had been a beacon of academic excellence, boasting a robust student body and a financially stable foundation. Yet, in a baffling move, the school's owner had abruptly shut down the establishment, leaving behind a trail of unanswered questions. As the spy squad delved deeper into the mystery, they uncovered a complex web of secrets and lies. The case of the missing students took a darker turn, as the team discovered the existence of a clandestine organization that had been operating in the shadows for years. This secret society, shrouded in mystery and intrigue, seemed to be linked to the disappearances, and the spy squad was determined to expose its inner workings. The revelation sent a chill down the spines of the spy squad, as they realized that they were dealing with a far more sinister force than they had initially anticipated. The disappearance of the students was no longer just a simple case of missing persons; it had evolved into a full-blown conspiracy, with the secret society at its epicenter. As the spy squad continued to dig deeper, they couldn't shake off the feeling that they were being watched, that unseen eyes were monitoring their every move. The air was thick with tension, and the team knew that they had to tread carefully, lest they become the next victims of the secret society's sinister plans.

[Warning : Mature content R-18] *Premium quality lemons *Excellent waifu with genuine and diverse characters. *Milfs in equal abundance. *Harem members all equally important to the story! ***************************** In a world ravaged by the XY Plague, a relentless genetic virus targeting the Y chromosome and crippling male fertility, Zafron, an 18-year-old orphan, faces a grim fate. Sold by his manipulative stepmother to a powerful noblewoman known for her wealth and influence, Zafron's life takes a sudden and dangerous turn. Lady Matilda, determined to secure a future for her noble house amidst the dwindling male population, discovers an astonishing truth about Zafron through rigorous genetic testing that changes everything. Disposed and discarded to his own means, Zaphron falls into a fatal encounter. Now at the point of death, pitied by a diety, Zafron is granted a system but not just any system. Zaphron is gifted the Eros vitality system! Now with his system, he emerges as the most genetically potent male known to exist in his world. But of course, this comes with a price.— Zafron now becomes a target not only for ambitious and desperate noble mistresses but also for men desperate to restore their own fertility, he must navigate a perilous path where trust is scarce and danger lurks at every turn. ------------------- [Lady Seraphina, prime minister of Talkyo wants your seed] [Princess Cordelia von Aldenberg would like a night with you] [The prime minister of Winchester, her excellency is offering her daughter to you] ..... "I never asked for this burden, but I will carry it. My potency is not just a gift—it's a responsibility to safeguard the future of our kind. So to all the women that I love, believe me when I say that my precious seed will be yours if you give me one thing..." ********************** [Caution: Made by a degenerate] No ntr No Yuri Mc will steal women from other men. Disclaimer : Cover isn’t mine Discord : https://discord.gg/5V9ehgcYKC

Some people excel at keeping secrets, others fail at concealing them completely. Volcan Blipe,a haunted middle aged man, has the worst of them. After an unexpected unfolding of events, Coughlan Ittanye, a power repressed city administrator, discovers the potential of Voroden’s blood- which can possibly eradicate the plague disease that has been turning humans into flesh eating monsters. When he tracks down Volcan and offers him a deal he cannot refuse as an illegitimate in Belandion city-city identities and protection in exchange for vials of Volcan’s blood, Volcan initially refuses, but eventually concedes. But things don’t stay the same. Unintentionally, their mutual transaction based on professionalism gets noticed by the underground societies,and one in particular-the Black Oxide gang Amid the budding relationship with the younger city administrator and his desire to live a normal life, Volcan can no longer afford not to bleed if he wants to survive.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone questions his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in. Join him, on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, Celestials and Cosmic Beings as he narrates from his humble beginning, to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter Eggs and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

In a medieval world where demons roam the land, being a major difficulty in the life of basically everyone, a young, amnesiac kid(X) was discovered in a forest, with abilities and memories that were different from the world's barely remembered history. Read along his adventures, as he makes new bonds, learns new things, and uncovers X's past and identity, and how it ties into the planet's past. It has great action, excellent characters, and a diverse world with lots of mystery. https://discord.gg/JsQJzNrC Official Discord Server

To all those who feel like they are not where they are supposed to be. To those who feel lost stuffed into a world they can't fit into. To those who are lonely and searching for something more. An outlet for those born into the wrong era. ****** Tyrone was as normal a man as any other. He had a complicated childhood and an even more twisted personality that shaped him into a person with a sharp instinct for survival. He wasn't infallible, and he had his lowest points, but like a reflex, he knew what he needed to do to love. But modern society never gave him the chance to be himself. ***** Tyrone, a young taxi driver, found life suffocating and mundane; he had the desire for more but lacked the will to achieve it due to the crushing weight of depression. Living a simple life, trying to make ends meet, he one day has an encounter that changes his life forever. ***** Thrown into a situation he never asked for, Tyrone found himself excelling in skills he always knew he had but his self-doubt never allowed him to accept. A single decision on a normal day turned all he knew about his life, the world, and the morality that bound him upside-down.

In a world where power reigns supreme and mastery in various talents determines one's place in society, meet our protagonist—a marksman with impeccable skills yet zero aim. Amidst fierce competition and towering expectations, he struggles to find his worth and purpose. This is a tale of resilience, self-discovery, and the relentless pursuit of excellence in a society where only the strongest prevail. Will he overcome his shortcomings and carve his own path to greatness

Lyra has been trained her whole life to be a skilled wolf hunter. It's all she knows, and she excels at it-killing or being killed is the only option. But when her parents unexpectedly decide to retire for her sake, Jessica is thrust into a world she never chose. Moving to a town filled with wolves poses a dangerous challenge for an ex-hunter. Just when she thinks she can find a semblance of normalcy, a forbidden romance ignites, complicating her life further. Can Jessica reconcile her past and forge a new future, or will her loyalties to her family and her instincts as a hunter tear her apart? ---

“Come not between the Dragon and his Wrath.” — William Shakespeare The year was 2140, and Earth was nothing but a distant memory. Humanity now drifted through the galaxies aboard colossal ARKs, massive skyships that served as the last bastions of civilization. Yet, these ARKs were more than just floating cities; they were humanity’s last containers, preserving what remained of their species. A century before Earth's final collapse, humanity discovered a gateway to a realm known as Eternia — a fantastical world straight out of myth and legend. Reaching this realm required more than just advanced technology; it demanded a complete departure from the physical body and entry into a mysterious process known as the Dream Weave. In the present day, Cloud lived aboard ARK NO. 427, where he had been training from a young age to step into the Dream Weave. He was a standout among his peers, excelling in every tasks that came his way. Everything seemed to be on track for him — until the pivotal day of the Class Selection process.

Summary:  Meng Xing was on his way to send the result of his investigation for his client when suddenly he was hit by a car, and he died on the spot. When he opened his eyes again, he didn't expect to travel in the past, and this time, he became a young master of a wealthy family. What's more, this young master is actually gay, and was arranged to be engaged to another man!  Five years later, just as Meng Xing thought that he will be marrying in a week, the other side forcefully broke up the engagement! He is now free! ... Lin Ze has been excellent since he was young. Not only he is proficient in six arts, but he is even better in martial arts. So, when he was sixteen, he went to jianghu to make his name. But, what he didn't expect before he left was him getting engaged. Five years later, his elder brother called him back to the capital and asked him a favor. What seemingly a familiar capital has actually greatly changed beyond his recognition. It all started with his change of career, which he thought was only temporary. He didn't know that his life would also be changed, and permanently. P(r)etty detective and deeply hidden prince shou x top fighter and wealthy young master gong!

In the year 3024, Lin Feng was a prodigy. He was a genius mechanic and hacker, a master of code who could repair the most complex AI bugs, rebuild crashed social media servers, and create robots with near-human intelligence. But his genius attracted the wrong kind of attention. One night, he was kidnapped and tortured, his spirit crushed under the weight of unimaginable pain. He died, believing his life's work, his dreams, were lost forever. Then, he awoke. A mysterious system, a force beyond comprehension, offered him a new life, a rebirth in a world of cultivation, magic, and power. The system, however, had a strange twist. It didn't teach him how to cultivate, instead focusing on mundane skills: intricate cooking, enchanting melodies, captivating stories, and the mastery of weapons. Lin Feng excelled in these arts, his mastery exceeding even the most skilled masters of this world. But he yearned for something more, the power promised by the system. He grew attached to its whispers of guidance, its presence in a world that felt both magical and terrifying. One day, the system vanished, leaving him alone, heartbreakingly empty. His world crumbled around him. He was a master of arts, but he was utterly powerless in a world of cultivators.He didn't know it, but the system had left him with a legacy,an unimaginable power hidden within him...

At Sohoku High School, known for its excellence and idyllic atmosphere, the heroes of our story begin their journey in a new school life. But behind the bright facade, surprises, mysteries, and some of them not without comedy await them. From embarrassing situations on the first day of school to mysteries that have them chasing cats through the school hallways in search of “clues,” their days turn into an adventure that combines laughter and suspense. Are these just ordinary challenges, or is Sohoku hiding secrets bigger than they seem?

In a world where humans have the most potential , dragons are the strongest, demons are the cunning, elves are the smartest, and giants are the toughest, what would a dark elf be? seen as a cursed at birth and the lowest population, what would they excel in. Jack star is a dark elf locked in a prison by the smartest of the population, elves, condemned to imprisonment for the rest of his life he falls into despair and anger, but cant do anything about it, until suddenly on a dark night with the full moon out, a dark but sparkling orb makes its way to his cell and offers him an proposal in exchange in power. Cover picture isn’t mine

Content Synopsis: In the vibrant, verdant campus, he was elegantly and magnificently refined, while she was hardworking, excellent, cheerful, and outstanding. In the night-shrouded Allure, her smile was enchanting, her eyes full of reflections, while he was listless, degenerate, and in despair. The two of them, traversing between light and night, met time and again with different visages. She didn't have Cinderella's fortune; she couldn't simply leave behind a glass slipper to find a beautiful fairy tale. And he, the lofty prince, in his relentless pursuit, almost snapped the red string of fate tied around his fingers. In this world, despite so many twists and misfortunes, I am still moved. Because here, we met, loved, and stayed with each other. Love, from beginning to end, maintained its initial purity and beauty... Published by Jiangsu Literature & Art Publishing House

You want to hear confidence-boosting success tales about getting your lost bitcoins back. Maestro Encrypter Financier has a remarkable history of assisting people and companies in getting their lost money back. Consider the instance of Connor Jack , who unintentionally sent his bitcoins to the incorrect address. Connor's face returned after Maestro Encrypter Financier used their knowledge and tenacity to track down the transaction and get his bitcoins back. What distinguishes Maestro Encrypter Financier from other alternatives for recovering bitcoin? Above all, their team of professionals is well-versed in handling bitcoin transactions, which enables them to handle even the most complicated circumstances. Furthermore, their customer-focused methodology guarantees that you will receive tailored support and consistent updates during the recuperation procedure. To demonstrate the superiority of Maestro Encrypter Financier, let's compare their performance with that of their competitors. In a head-to-head analysis, Maestro Encrypter Financier consistently outperformed other recovery services in terms of success rate, speed of recovery, and customer satisfaction. Time and time again, they have proven their ability to recover lost bitcoins when others have failed. At Maestro Encrypter Financier, your privacy and confidentiality are of utmost importance. They employ robust security measures to safeguard your personal information and ensure that it remains strictly confidential. You can trust that your data is in safe hands throughout the recovery process. Not only does Maestro Encrypter Financier excel in recovering lost bitcoins, but they also prioritize helping clients protect their funds from future loss. Their team provides expert advice on the latest security practices, including wallet management and secure transaction techniques. By equipping you with the knowledge to safeguard your investments, Maestro Encrypter Financier goes above and beyond to ensure your long-term financial security. For enquiry, Email:(maestroencrypter @ financier . com) or call/ WhatsApp:+14722038937

This story revolves around Ram Raghav, an introverted and average boy with a mysterious past, who gets enrolled in world's most prestigious «Clivara International Elite High School» in India through a scholarship where many international students come to study here. After some time, he joined the High school and he realizes the true intentions of Clivara beneath its external facade. In Clivara, where they promised 100% students would be admitted to Elite colleges or High salary paid jobs. But the tables turned, when he realized only superior classes like A, B, C and D received higher quality treatment than class E where Ram Raghav got admitted for a peculiar reason. This school only rates its students based solely on their academic, extracurricular and sport excellence... It's a school filled with hidden violence, deception, mind games and politics. The true goal of each student was directed to — Golden Chair Of Greatest Student in History, in which a student would get the prize money of 1 billion USD in their hands. So the psychological Warfare between students begins when Ram Raghav shows his darkside… https://discord.gg/TdBqfMhv

GL Novel

Gl Novel

Lost Recovery Masters performed an excellent operation to free my funds that had been deceitfully obtained through scams from dishonest crooks. Their prompt action and unflinching support of my case have given those priceless funds which had looked gone forever a second chance…I sincerely appreciate all of the members of the Lost Recovery Masters team for their professionalism, hard work, and perseverance during this process. You can get in touch with them through their website (https://lostrecoverymasters.com/), their WhatsApp (+44(753)710-5921)) or their support email (Support@lostrecoverymasters.com).