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Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Jason, a young man who died after getting involved in a brutal accident that killed him reincarnated into the exact novel he was reading on the night he died. He was reincarnated into the novel he was reading before his untimely death, as a baby who had just been birthed successfully. From his birth he was shown no love due to his non-existent aptitude in magic. Lucky for him, he awakened the Talent system. A system that allowed him to copy talents; skills that individuals excelled at, the skills that made said individuals the cream of the crop. With the exact same mastery of the person he copied it from. The system when trying to increase his aptitude for mana only managed to decrease it even lower blessed him with nature energy to passively strengthen himself. With no magic and a system that allows him to copy talents, watch Jason climb through the ranks of the world and become the strongest! ... [Host can choose a talent to copy: Null eyes, War God's Embrace, 30 Blade movements, Advanced War Tactics] _____ Note: The MC is OP.

It was said that the young lady from the Chi family, who was raised in the countryside and didn't even finish her sophomore year of high school, was brought back home. People were looking forward to seeing her become a laughingstock. Unexpectedly— Why did the grandchildren and sons of Kyoto's top prestigious families eagerly join the same class as Chi Gui? Why did a world-renowned medical expert converse so kindly and familiarly with Chi Gui? And then there's the ruthless, unapproachable prince of the Fu family, whose demeanor did a complete 180, showing off Chi Gui daily in chat groups? Others: "My girlfriend cooks well!" "My darling plays the piano well!" Fu Si: "My wife excels at dissecting corpses." Crowd: … Chi Gui: … These people are so annoying. [A steel-hard, candid major boss lady X refined but flirty business tycoon]

Rebirth is not a guarantee of successful revenge or a good life. After being reborn, she still faced death in campus violence. However, the spirit of the nine-tailed fox from thousands of years ago awoke within her body. From then on, those who bullied her would pay tenfold, and those who insulted her would come to a bad end! She was once called a pig, so she lost weight and dazzled everyone, proving that every fatty has potential to become a beauty! Her grades were terrible before, but she studied hard and became the top student, showing everyone the intelligence gap between her and others. She became the national pride as a master archer, never missing a single target. Her acting skills were so excellent that they set the standard in showbiz. She was the trendsetter in fashion, winning countless fans with just her face. It is said that he is mysterious and indifferent to women. After receiving many handsome photos of herself from him, she thought: He is just as shameless as he was in his previous life! He always teases her! But, she has to admit, she likes it!

In previous life, she was ignorant and naive. She was a "villain" owning a horrible reputation ever since childhood. She was framed by her friend, betrayed by her beloved, and ended up alone and died miserably. When she was reborn in the 1980s, she vowed to recognize the true nature of the people around her and work diligently. In this life, she would never let her younger sister die for her again. She will be an excellent female soldier, a pious daughter, and a qualified elder sister. Let's watch how she goes all in, saving her sister from great distress. She will turn the tide and lead her family through the reform and opening-up, striving for prosperity and a better life.

Lu Xiao had followed his master for eighteen years, excelling in both medicine and martial arts. After five years of military service, he returned to the city to search for his origins. Faced with flashes of knives and shadows of swords, he was decisive in killing, dominating everyone. When it came to the matters of the heart, he said, "Still… the Young Miss is the best."

She is a legend in the world of mercenaries. She is a myth in the realm of snipers. The queen of mercenaries in her previous life, betrayed by a trusted friend in a crisis, she lost her life. Reincarnated in her present life, she became a newbie lost in the bottom rung, only to rise to glory again! Assigned as a procurement officer? With a heavy burden on her shoulders, she can still take out the elites in a flash! Doubting her shooting skills? With one shot, she can make you pee in your pants! Trapped by love? She can reject her fiance without a second thought! In a life steeped in iron and blood, she forged her legend. But- Why did that overbearing, handsome, friendless captain suddenly announce to her, "I will control your life and I will protect you!” And so, on the road to legendary glory, she even managed to find some time for a romance. # In this world, some are displaced and some are homeless, but she was moved by this country and found a sense of belonging. Therefore, she was willing to protect this country, just like she had once protected her own life. [Hot Blooded Chapter] There's a legend that in Eastlandia there is a mysterious team- In the desert, the jungle, the maritime territories, the sky, they excel in triphibious combat. People see them as ghosts, capable of anything. * A drill, a surprise attack, a massacre. The sneak attack did not last more than two minutes. Flossie Wright leaned against a doorway, her expression calm, “Playing so ruthlessly, aren’t you afraid of causing resentment?” Inside the room, Hutchinson, after extracting the information he wanted, blew the head off of the last living witness with one shot. Upon hearing this, his eyebrows lifted, his voice careless yet particularly arrogant, “Those who should resent, already do. What do a couple more count for?” “......”

Amara Smith is a vision of black excellence at the elite Braidwood High. She is the school's star cellist with nothing but a bright future ahead of her. That all changes when Vanko Chernenko, her old middle school bully, crashes back into her life. He is the hurricane that ushers in complete chaos, stripping her world bare.

Too bulky for a sidearm, too small for a proper rifle—behold, the Half-Spec Blaster. Too heftty for a quick draw, yet underwhelming at range—versatile, but never truly mastering any single role. But that’s just fine. Embracing this peculiar weapon, I, Narwhal—station drifter, low-rank mercenary, and certified expert in staying out of trouble—have a dream. A dream of living simply. With my powers, I could challenge warlords, take on high-risk contracts, and shape the galaxy with secret knowledge. But I won’t. Work moderately, survive well—that’s the ideal life in the void! Small-time guild jobs. The occasional space hunt. Food that doesn’t taste like recycled rations. If I can be of some use along the way? Good enough. This is the tale of a man drifting through the stars, clinging to a blaster that never excels in any one area… and an adventure that avoids too much adventure.

Arya was born into a world where magic reigns supreme, and humans are not the strongest race—but they still wield immense power. In this vast and mystical realm, humans follow one of two powerful paths to achieve greatness: 1. Seed Masters – Harness the power of their Seed to unleash devastating magical skills. 2, Weapon Masters – Forge their Seed into mighty weapons, excelling in close combat. Both paths grant unimaginable strength, shaping the fate of those who walk them. Join Arya on his journey as he defies limits, uncovers hidden secrets, and rises toward the peak of power in this magical world!

Growing up without Bloodline Mastery exposed piling up difficulties. Being at a high school for talented adventurers wasn't a great idea, but no other school could accept a no-name orphan. No, seriously. His name was Shay, nothing more, nothing less. The school allowed him to at least study the way of the sword, in which he excelled. Although being geared after leaving school wouldn't make much for a living. It 'seemed' to be an inevitable path. [Merging System - Unlocked!]

They have stunning service, excellent customer support, and a T-rex waiting outside the shop to keep the owner inside. Red is the owner of the newest multiversal shop system. It's a great system, the best; there is no catalog to buy inventory. The shop owner has to do everything himself. There are skills in the trash rank that run off of dice, including crafting skills. Elves in his first dungeon are devoured by tree parasites,, which turn them into plant zombies in a forest that sings to the sound of groaning. It's going to be an uphill battle, but what can you expect from the best shop in the multiverse? To get good, you have to have a hard time first so you can appreciate the good times.

Mark was more than just smart—he was a genius, a self-made prodigy who mastered everything yet claimed mastery over nothing. Dubbed the "Jack of All Trades" in his world, Mark thrived on relentless effort and versatility, proving that hard work could outshine even the most gifted. But when an unexpected death tosses him into a realm where magic reigns supreme, Mark isn’t awed—he’s annoyed. Offered the chance to wield powerful spells like everyone else, he scoffs. Why would a genius need magic? Instead, he demands something far more dangerous: limitless potential, a shape-shifting weapon, and—most importantly—no mana at all. In a world obsessed with magical power, Mark’s refusal makes him an anomaly. But his adaptability, knowledge, and unconventional tactics turn him into a force no one saw coming. What happens when a man who excels at everything, yet claims mastery over nothing, becomes the greatest threat in a world of magic?

After so many ups and downs, Qi Yun finally completed all his Missions and wanted to live well with his family and lover. "Come, This is my Empire." Qi Yun pulled the man forward and excitedly showed his home to him. However... "Your Majesty!! The Dragon clan elder ran away with Shark Clan's Princess!!" "Your Majesty!! The scientist blew up the Imperial Palace!!" "Your Majesty!! Elves planted rice in the stadium!!" "Your Majesty!! The Prime Minister and the General are having love affair and the Prime Minister ran away with the baby!!" "Your Majesty!! The young Princes fell in love with the young Princes of the other Empire!!" "Your Majesty!! The Dragon Clan leader and Vampire Clan leader destroyed the jail and went to fight again!!" Aldriac glanced at his lover, who fumed angrily and hugged him tightly. But Qi Yun broke free. "Good, Excellent! You bastards destroyed my welcoming ceremony! Watch how to destroy your whole ancestry!!"

“Come not between the Dragon and his Wrath.” — William Shakespeare The year was 2140, and Earth was nothing but a distant memory. Humanity now drifted through the galaxies aboard colossal ARKs, massive skyships that served as the last bastions of civilization. Yet, these ARKs were more than just floating cities; they were humanity’s last containers, preserving what remained of their species. A century before Earth's final collapse, humanity discovered a gateway to a realm known as Eternia — a fantastical world straight out of myth and legend. Reaching this realm required more than just advanced technology; it demanded a complete departure from the physical body and entry into a mysterious process known as the Dream Weave. In the present day, Cloud lived aboard ARK NO. 427, where he had been training from a young age to step into the Dream Weave. He was a standout among his peers, excelling in every tasks that came his way. Everything seemed to be on track for him — until the pivotal day of the Class Selection process.

ji Ah, a young girl who was switched at birth and raised by a kind hearted woman after being abandoned, joined the army in order to provide for her mother, excelling in all she does, she was quickly promoted to lieutenant general,what if she meets the general, a young man named Ah Jiu, who was the crown prince of Leblan kingdom, whose identity was kept a secret from her. Falling in love, getting married secretly, getting pregnant and giving birth, doing all a soldier isn't meant to do, what will happen when the secret is out what if Ah Jiu is engaged to the fake her whose name is Si Ah, but kept it a secret from her, will she forgive him what if Si Ah is in love with Ah Jiu, and won't give him up no matter what, what will ji Ah do will Ah Jiu fight for their love, or would be give her and their children up, Is love really worth it in the end. is it real, does it even exist Read to find out IF LOVE EXIST.

Transcendence System Alfredo Sean is a corporate office employee who passed away due to overwork and unhealthy working conditions. He found himself waking up in the body of a Senior High School student Zedric Luiz in a different world, where magic and magical creatures are the norms. [Ding!] [System Initializing...] [System Synchronization... Binding with Host...] [10%... 20%... 30%... 40%... 50%... 60%... 70%... 80%...90%... 100%] [Transcendent System Binding with Host Successfully Initiated!] [Ding!] [Downloading System Programs...] [Ding!] [System Downloading Successful! Host may now proceed with System Activation] "Eh?" "I'm still far away from the acceptance stage regarding this reincarnation and magic reality... Now there's also a system!?" Alfredo, now in the body of Zedric Luiz, tried to assimilate in this world of magic, but with his system, his abilities improves by leaps and bounds and even transcends the common logic and individual limitations of the magical world. His path will ultimately lead him to excellence and infinite possibilities.

Loose cultivator Shi Lang gradually found himself in the realm of invincibility. However, when he finally tried to ascend to the higher realm, the spirit of the world was nearly exhausted. So, between his ascension to a new world or the well-being of his home, he chose the latter and sacrificed his life to save the world. Nobody knew what he gave up for the world, and he told no one. Although his sacrifice had gone unsung, there was still someone who witnessed everything. A treasured artifact he carried on his body preserved his soul and let it escape a tragic end. Eons passed. The human race stepped out from the age of cultivation into an age of stellar conquest. The spirit energy in the world was now scarce, but humans found other means to excel. In this highly-advanced time, Shi Lang's soul has found a chance to be reborn. What happens when an ancient cultivator that neared the level of a deity before his first death gets a second chance at life in the space age? ... Cover Credits: ropreker#8513(discord) Fonts and Final editing credits: Not gonna tell y'all. XD

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

In a world that mirrors our own, a kidnapped child is forged into something beyond human. Prince, stolen from his family and raised in isolation with nothing but books and hardship, emerges as a genius with an almost supernatural ability to read and manipulate the world around him. Now returned to society, he hides behind a mask of normalcy, excelling in school while secretly hunting down the darkest evils that plague humanity. Torn between his ruthless, logic-driven alter ego and the remnants of his true self, Prince must navigate a path of self-discovery, love, and the eternal battle between light and darkness within him. His ultimate goal? To create an organization that will rid the world of its worst criminals and guide humanity into a new era—even if it means sacrificing himself to become the monster that the world needs.

Orin Stonewood rises from a prestigious smithing family in the Astral Kingdom. Wealth, recognition, excellence, and charisma - he had it all. But life from twenty-five ended on such terms for him. He falls victim to a dark ritual. The fate after this mystery was to rise and fall in every life he reincarnates in. The ninth reincarnation made him Zmey Ashbane. Into a world of terrifying, exciting tales. It seemed as if every encounter in this world wanted to tie him down for some reason. But he knew his goal. To break free from the ritual and rise as a master of fate, not its pawn.

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Wilhelm, a 24-year-old government agent, has spent his life following a predictable, passionless path—trained to excel academically and pursue a practical career. After joining the military and serving for six years, Wilhelm finds a new sense of freedom when he transitions into a government secret agent role. His life takes an unexpected turn, however, when he and his friend Mary Jane, who has also joined the agency, stumble upon a mysterious portal during their break. To their shock, the portal leads to a vibrant, dangerous fantasy world. With no way to return, Wilhelm and Mary are forced to adapt quickly. They encounter monstrous creatures, including a terrifying dragon, and have to fight for their survival while learning the rules of this strange land. Their only hope lies in the unlikely help of a group of adventurers who intervene just as they are about to become dragon prey. But the dangers don't stop there. Soon, they must decide if they have the strength to survive and whether they will ever find a way back home. Their journey through the unknown tests their limits, friendships, and their resolve to survive against overwhelming odds. Will they uncover the secrets of this new world and their purpose in it, or will they become lost to its dangers forever?

In a world steeped in Dark Energy, life itself is bound to a path of transformation—The Unified Path. This singular evolution strengthens the body, sharpens the mind, and hones the ability to wield energy, culminating in near-immortal beings of unparalleled power. Yet, every step comes with trials, sacrifices, and the ever-present risk of failure. The story follows a brilliant but frail protagonist who, after discovering the mysterious Two-Pyramid Artifact, sets out on a journey to master this perilous path. While most rely on raw strength and instinct to advance, the protagonist wields intelligence, precision, and the artifact’s Excel-like capabilities to rise above powerful adversaries. As they ascend the stages of Dark Evolution—from awakening hardened skin to forging a mind-space energy realm and a living Dark Energy Body—the protagonist grapples with mounting threats. Rival factions, Abyssal Beasts, and the looming resurgence of the Abyssal Core, the dark entity that birthed this energy-rich world, all stand in their way. But with every victory comes a cost. Trust and alliances shatter, ambitions spiral into obsession, and whispers of a prophecy hint at the rise of an Abyssal Monarch who could reshape reality itself. Will the protagonist achieve their dream of immortality, or will their pursuit of ultimate power plunge the world into darkness?

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Xander was known for his excellency in terms of law, obviously, he's a lawyer after all. Of all of his cases, he's never encountered a case like Harry's. Xander often ponders why he couldn't solve a case of genocide, especially the murder being a 15 year old child only, even if there are so many evidences he just couldn't seem to find the one to prove Harry of being the murderer. Harry offers Xander a deal, wherein Xander has to agree with 5 things Harry wants to do and in return Harry tells him 5 testimonies. Xander was reluctant to agree but he wanted this case to end already so he obliged to Harry's deal.

The Crazy Dancer's (She's Too Perfect)" is an enchanting tale that revolves around an extraordinary young dancer named (Maxine ). However, beneath her seemingly flawless façade lies a secret that renders her perfection unattainable. As the story unfolds, we delve into the intricate world of dance, exploring the sacrifices, determination, and relentless pursuit of excellence that define (Maxine). With each pirouette, she unlocks a magical realm where dreams come to life, but also faces the relentless pressures of living up to impossible expectations. But as (Maxine) embarks on her journey to prove her worth, she discovers that being too perfect comes with a heavy price. Struggling to balance personal desires and societal standards, she finds solace in the company of an unexpected ally – a fellow dancer who sees her beyond the façade. As they navigate the intimately woven world of dance, they must confront their deepest fears, embrace vulnerability, and redefine what it truly means to be perfect. 'The Crazy Dancer's is a riveting exploration of ambition, societal, and the quest for self-acceptance in the face of unattainable ideals. It weaves a captivating tapestry of emotions, showcasing the power of resilience, friendship, and the transformative nature of dance. Join (Maxine) on her enchanting journey as she discovers that true beauty lies not in flawlessness, but in embracing imperfections and finding the courage to dance to her own beat.