Very Funny Yo Mama Jokes

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

Muerte... y yo ###### Lee el primer capítulo. Tal vez te guste. ;)

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Kim Hyul is incarnated in a role-playing game. The game revolves around the pure love of five heroines in a world where women are stronger than men. "Damn pure love" I will make the heroines fall in love with me .....Because I'm writing for fun now, I've already declined the contract, so the novel is free.......

Five years ago, everything shattered. An accident. A baby. A goodbye with no turning back. She vanished from the world she once knew, pregnant and alone. No degree. No future. Just her, a secondhand car, and a daughter who calls her “mama” between cheap takeout meals and midnight Didi runs. By day, she's invisible. By night, she drives circles around a city that’s too big for broken dreams. She’s used to passengers coming and going, until he gets in her car. The man she once loved. The father of her child. But she doesn’t recognize him. And he? He never forgot her. That man is Kellan Elliott, young CEO of the elite Elliott Group. Cold, untouchable, and far too late. When fate throws Rachel and Kellan back into the same orbit, things don’t explode. They simmer. Kellan doesn’t know the truth. Rachel doesn’t want his pity. And caught in the middle is a little girl who keeps calling the stranger in the suit “Daddy.” But uncovering the truth could break all of them apart... or finally bring them the family they never got to be. This is a secret baby story. One person. One city. One car. One beloved. I’ve driven every road in this city. Will you ever find your way back to me?

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Begini rasanya hidup mendewasa seorang diri tanpa sosok mama. Ketika sebuah keluarga tak lagi utuh karna keadaan telah berubah. Namun, amanat sang mama seolah menjadi misteri ketika dua diantaranya telah menjadi kenyataan. Karna hingga detik ini pun, amanat terakhirnya menjadi bayang-bayang pada setiap pertemuan yang selalu berujung perpisahan. Semoga amanat itu cepat terwujud dan mimpi indah tak lagi sekedar mimpi belaka. Kira-kira amanat apa yang amat penting itu?? Ikuti kisah hidup, canda, tawa, tangis, perjuangan, pengkhianatan, perbedaan, fitnah, hingga perlakuan tak manusiawi yang membuatnya perlahan-lahan mampu mendewasakan dirinya walau tanpa nasihat dari seorang ibu yang amat ia butuhkan pada usia remaja yang rentan itu. #daynutz

Pertemuan Danar dan Luna terjadi karena kesalahpahaman. Akankah mereka bertemu kembali? Atau malah sebaliknya? Hingga semua kesalahpahaman itu akan terus berlanjut...

"You are not a god to judge, you are not a father to punish." Committing a crime in King Gustaf's Kingdom is a crime. The love volume about love, rights and justice. "The Miss Thailand MC Pang will have to face demons from her past in Sakhon Nakhon. She wants to be their Bride. Lady Queen Narak is a landlady in a lucky escape from death in Thailand the former MC who never became a famous singer and had near death experience will meet her once more, her promise to Ban Toya. She left her family mansion and her private school life abandoning her spies school seeking a new juicy life in erotic exposure to local Lords to claim a throne of a love in England. When her Spaniard Tom Powers saves her she opens on a side job her cannabis plantation tents to the love bungalow for her tired men can seek love and compassion. She has a passion for returning prisoners and duty to serve them in her love affair bringing our heroes Rento Olympo, Igno Bazuka and Ban Toya." It was her love tale she wrote working in Oxfordshire Brothel. She met her lesbian partner from Poland who is journalist from Poland Krakow. She decided to have her writing skills of school teacher enhanced from a true research analysis she provides for her lovedrama projects and De Volkspark Journal in Enschede.

novel deleted due to lack of experience I learned from that mistake now I will not say very explicit things about r18 although it is annoying that a ban happens life goes on and I can publish the same improved book and without things that touch the rules of this wednovel platform it is very strict This is very heavy for us newbies, I hate that but I already learned to write chapters without exaggerating or what shoot me thanks wednovel! for making me write my novel again, that's great, I appreciate it hehehe, well my story will be the same but I will change what feels forced or explicit. signs of the novel : In a formidable, ice-hearted realm where medieval magic thrives and only women exist, the unassuming maid Rose toils in quiet obscurity. With her rosy hair and gorda form, she seems an unlikely figure to command attention. Yet, it is precisely her innocent timidity and pure heart that begin to uniquely captivate the powerful, aristocratic Asteria sisters, Lyra and Seraphina. These two formidable women, with their white hair and red eyes, are accustomed to fleeting amusements and the cold machinations of their world. But Rose, with her subtle aroma and profound vulnerability, makes them feel something entirely new. As their paths inextricably intertwine, Lyra and Seraphina, alone among the cold nobility, will uncover the hidden depths of Rose’s character. More astonishingly, they will unearth a secret lineage that promises to forever bind them to Rose in a passionate and fated embrace, irrevocably transforming their lives and the very fabric of their magical world.

The screen flickers. The camera turns on. A young hooded man sat on his desk. dim LED lights casting eerie shadows across the room. The man leans in, adjusting the mic with a familiar grin. " hi everyone, Kia here, if you are new to this channel, i explore the darkest corners of the human experience" " real people, real stories, we will be diving into the chilling accounts of people who have survived paranormal encounters or....at least, left a message...." " Haunted houses, disappearance, death- Kia shall tell them all" " oh, and before we start, let me tell you, you may think they sound unrealistic but if you think carefully, " the story is very human"

Introduction? What introduction? For the sake of caution, I won’t write an introduction. . . . . . . P.S. This is not my original thing. It is a Chinese novel and I had to translate and rewrite it to make it readable from the mtl. One of the best I have ever read, so give it a try. Original: 这个主角明明很强却异常谨慎

Asher is a man who, if he doesn't die from illness, will die from exhaustion because of his work in a fraudulent company. He dies in a car accident and is reincarnated in a novel he was reading, not in any character, but in the body of the top student at the academy who dies at the beginning of the novel. "Hahahahahaha" Damn you author but I'm not going to die without doing anything.

"Re:Zero: El Héroe de Hielo y Corazón Puro" sigue la historia de Finn, un elfo de cabellos blanco plateado y ojos azul profundo, con una misteriosa conexión con los espíritus elementales y recuerdos fragmentados de otra vida. Él es el hermano de Emilia, una de las candidatas a la Elección Real. La trama comienza cuando Finn rescata a Aru, una joven de otro mundo con una vestimenta peculiar, de unos matones en un callejón de Lugunica. Aru, desorientada y asustada, se aferra a Finn como su salvador. La relación entre ellos se profundiza rápidamente, especialmente cuando Aru revela el secreto de su habilidad para "Regresar por la Muerte" (Return by Death), reviviendo cada vez que muere. Finn, con su aguda mente y su creciente afecto por Aru, le cree incondicionalmente y se convierte en su ancla. Juntos, utilizan el conocimiento de Aru sobre los bucles temporales y las habilidades de Finn (su magia de hielo, su conexión con los espíritus y sus instintos de espadachín mágico) para investigar la misteriosa maldición que afecta la Mansión Roswaal y sus alrededores. La historia culmina en una confrontación directa con el Arzobispo del Pecado, Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti, la fuente de la locura y las muertes. Con la ayuda de Emilia, Rem y Ram, Finn lidera la batalla, usando su poder de hielo para neutralizar la "Autoridad" de Betelgeuse y, finalmente, derrotarlo. Aunque la maldición se levanta y la mansión está a salvo, la victoria deja a Finn exhausto y abre la puerta a nuevas dinámicas. El afecto de Aru por Finn se consolida en algo inquebrantable, mientras que la gratitud y admiración de Rem y Emilia por el elfo comienzan a sugerir un incipiente "juego de corazones". La paz es efímera, y las sombras danzantes bajo la luna presagian que nuevos peligros acechan en Lugunica, con Roswaal observando los acontecimientos con una agenda propia. La historia explora el dilema interno de Finn ante esta creciente atención y el peso de su papel como protector.

A mother who just lost her child. "It's not you fault mama, i'm in a better place now. "

There's nothing more important than love, Mila always told herself. Even when her boyfriend cheated on her and accused her of stealing, leading to her being fired, Mila still held onto her belief. For a 24-year-old young woman to survive in a big city where she knew nobody but her cheating boyfriend, Mila had to look for work elsewhere not just anywhere, but The Montclair Club. For one night, she served as a salesperson for the launch of a new wine. As the saying goes, (In vino veritas) Truth in wine. Mila's truth was letting her hair down and having fun just for one night. The innocent woman had her own taste of a 'one wild night.' The result? A positive pregnancy test. Mila became pregnant by the hot-tempered, international playboy and heir of the Montclair Conglomerate, from a family of old money. Zyran Ciro Montclair is known to have a special hatred for the words family and poor. He only believes that the poor are leeches and liars. At the moment, the luxury of pride wasn't something Mila could afford. Jobless, pregnant, and left alone in the big city, Mila decided to go after her baby's daddy. Even if he might reject her, she had to try. And somehow, in her pursuit, she ended up on the early morning news: 'Noblesse Oblige: Montclair Heir to Marry an Unknown Poor Country Girl. It's giving Rich Prince and The Pauper. A 21st-century Fairytale.' What could possibly go wrong? you may ask. Stepping into the rarefied and unhinged world of the Montclairs, Mila realized that their realm wasn't the same as her world of black and white. Her perception of life was turned upside down, and she couldn't help but wonder. What could be so poisonous yet so good as power and money? Will Mila's love endure when faced with Zyran's 12 rules for their marriage, including the humiliating demand of: Rule No 6: “Submission is key: When I say kneel, you'll drop to all fours. Don't question it, just obey.” Will she allow herself to be consumed by the corruption that comes with wealth, or will she spread her innocence and show Zyran a world where people don't have to be used? Can their love survive the poisonous influences of power and money? . . . . . . Instagram account: Pluma_W143 Facebook page: Plumadidi Tiktok: @Plumadidi Cover belongs to me. Art by Kelveendraws

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

Elira Devrán fue traicionada por todos. A los 37 años, después de una vida de manipulación, abuso y dolor bajo la sombra de un compromiso con un hombre que solo la quería como posesión, Elira decidió acabar con todo… Un disparo. Silencio. Y entonces… despertó. No era una mujer rota al borde de la muerte, sino una joven de 19 años en el pasado. Esta vez, con todos los recuerdos de su desgracia. Esta vez, con la oportunidad de cambiarlo todo. Elira no piensa llorar ni suplicar. Piensa vengarse. Su prometido, Caius Valcren, el hombre que la obsesionó, la aisló y la destruyó, no quedará impune. La familia imperial que la usó como moneda de cambio, tampoco. Ni siquiera su propio padre, que la vendió por poder. Y lo más peligroso: el verdadero heredero del trono, Leonce Velorian, aún está ahí… y esta vez, no piensa dejarlo ir. En esta vida… Elira decide quién cae.

Un joven aparece de la nada en un mundo lleno de heroes, villanos y mucho fan service con la apariencia de cierto demonio con cabeza de televisor.

La vida de Javier, un joven introvertido quien cansado de su absurda monotonía decide crearse una personalidad alterna, sin pensar que las consecuencias serán altamente corrosivas.

Anna's world was crumbling. Her mother's life was fading away, and the medical bills were choking her. In desperation, she made a decision that would cost her a lifetime: a decision to become a baby mama for the wealthy and jerky Adams Winthrop. Adams, the sole heir of the Winthrop Fashion Empire, needed an heir to secure his inheritance. But with his playboy lifestyle and lack of interest in commitment, finding a willing partner seemed impossible. That was until he laid eyes on Anna at the clubhouse. She was in dire need of cash, and he needed a baby. It was a match made of convenience, not love, or so they thought. As the months went by, Anna found herself falling head over heels for the charming and captivating Adams. But could she truly fall for a man who only wanted her for her womb?

Sophia Sterling, the glamorous heiress of the Sterling family—one of New York’s most influential dynasties—has always lived under the spotlight. As a rising actress, she was adored by fans and envied by rivals. But during a lavish poolside gala at her family’s Hamptons estate, a near-fatal accident changes everything. Pushed into the deep end by an unseen hand, Sophia sinks into darkness… only to resurface with a startling revelation. Fragments of another life flood her mind—memories of being the villainess in a novel, relentlessly outshone and humiliated by the story’s golden girl, ​​Isabella Montgomery​​. In that narrative, Sophia’s schemes backfired spectacularly, leading to her downfall and the ruin of the Sterling empire. But now, armed with this knowledge, Sophia refuses to play the antagonist any longer. Declaring her retirement from acting, she returns to the Sterling family’s Manhattan penthouse, embracing a new identity: the cherished ​​"mama’s girl."​​ No longer the conniving socialite, she basks in her mother’s affection, dodges the toxic drama of high society, and quietly dismantles the traps set by her fictional fate. However, escaping destiny isn’t easy. Isabella, the story’s original heroine, remains a force to reckon with—charismatic, beloved, and always one step ahead. Old rivals resurface, media scandals brew, and the Sterling family’s legacy hangs in the balance. Sophia must navigate this treacherous world, using her newfound self-awareness to outmaneuver the plot’s relentless pull. But as she rewrites her story, she discovers a shocking truth: ​​her real-life enemies might be closer than she thinks.​​

Kang Joonseo graduated from Korea University, dreaming big. But rejection after rejection crushed his hopes—lack of experience, high salary demands. In truth, life had never been easy. His father had passed away, his mother struggled to run a small noodle stall, and debt loomed over their family. With two younger sisters to support, Joonseo was desperate. Finally, he landed a job at Daheyon Group and that of a secreatry to the president, a classy, family-run women’s fashion empire. On his first day, rushing on his old bicycle to avoid being late, a sleek car sped past, nearly hitting him. Joonseo crashed, yelling at the driver. Inside, Han Seoyoon, Daheyons cold and composed CEO, scoffed, thinking, Does this guy want to die? Neither knew their fates were about to collide—in more ways than one.