Funny Things To Say To A Girl

Dolce Sanchez is a cocky person with an untamable ego and pride. Her gypsy appearance makes her exceptional from the people she lives with in the slums of los Angeles. She begs on the street in order to fulfill her wistful desires. Salvador Niven, the youngest son and heir to the Niven empire befriends Dolce the very first day he saw her begging on the street. Their friendship was beautiful and perfect, until both of them started developing feelings for each other. Pablo Niven elder brother of Salvador falls for Dolce the very first day he saw her with his brother. He ends up stalking them finding out their usual spot and the fact that Dolce is a nobody. He teams up with his mom and they connived everything in their power to separate them. Pablo forces himself on Dolce one faithful night leaving her in a turmoil after finding out two months later that she’s pregnant. She becomes confused of which of the brothers is responsible. “Ladies and Gentleman. I present to you all Delphina Vuitton, the soon to be bride of my son Salvador. Dolce couldn’t process the information she just received, with shaky hands she dropped the tray of champagne bottles causing a loud bang. Salvador’s eyes went wide as saucers. “What the heck is that thing doing in my house?…Felicia Salvador’s mom yelled. Salvador walked in large strides moving towards her as he grabbed her arm harshly and ushered her towards the kitchen. “What are you doing here” You know my family dislike you and why are you dressed as a waitress, he blurted irritated sizing her up and down. “I don’t care, I’m pregnant Salvador and you are here about to marry that spoil brat? She blurted as tears welled up in her eyes. “ What nonsense Dolce? When and How? I don’t remember doing such thing with you…he blurted confused. “You were drunk Salvador, I can’t believe you’re saying this. “ There she is officer . Arrest her Felicia yelled. She spent 9 months in jail paying for a crime she didn’t commit. Each and every day she went through torture and pain with the seed of vengeance growing inside of her. Twenty years later Dolce manages to set her life on track by building an empire and owning one of the biggest fashion house in los Angeles. She swore to revenge on the Niven by making them loose the power and authority they have. Zain the only son of Dolce falls in love with Pablo’s daughter putting Dolce in a turmoil. She has no other choice but to break them apart. She hates the fact that her only son fell for the daughter of her enemies and not her choice of girl . She succeeds in breaking them apart which was her biggest mistake because her son ends up hating and rebelling against her.

"Leave, you're free. Don't ever come back here again." She said, hoping he wouldn't return and she'll get to live Hael was shocked, "Are you abandoning me, My Lady?" Corvina Cory lived her first life like a typical villainess and the consequences of her actions were pretty obvious. She died at the hands of the person she was in love with. Yet she gets a second chance at her first life even though she didn't want it. She didn't want to face the man she was madly in love with again and she definitely didn't want to get killed again by him as well.

Ethan was destined for everything-love, power, wealth, glory. Instead, he was handed nothing but pain, betrayal, and hatred. Stripped of the life that should have been his, he grows up lost, clinging to a fragile hope: to find a place he can finally call home. But behind his suffering lies a buried conspiracy-one that stole his future and cursed his life. As he inches closer to the truth, Ethan must confront the shadows that shaped him and twisted his destiny. Can he uncover the forces that condemned him without losing himself in the process? Or will the path to justice twist him into the very thing he once feared becoming: a ruthless force with nothing left to lose? PS: This is my first ever story so please let me know your thoughts about this work and enjoy :) I will do my best to release 5 chapters/week

In a dystopian future where Vampires emerged from the shadows in order to stop humanity from becoming extinct, a young woman with a dark past meets a charismatic stranger. As time goes by Private Love Aikawa of military Unit 4-7, finds that she may not be as human as she first thought. Battling rogue vampires, mutated creatures and her own past, Love works to unravel the mysteries behind the secretive Helsing unit, and tries to become the bridge between humans and vampires in a world filled with discrimination. This novel starts intentionally slow through the exposition and the early world and character building, BUT everything kicks into gear after the turning point in the latter half of Volume 1, and especially Volume 2, where the tone of the novel shifts. So, I hope you stick with it and enjoy the wild ride! I also added some song recommendations along the way to listen to whilst you read certain chapters, I hope this helps boost the experience. Public Spotify playlist titles (all under the name LouLou): TLAR - Book 1 TLAR - Book 2 TLAR - Book 3 TLAR - A Fire in Their Wake This is rated 'No one under 17 permitted' for (very) mature themes, including drug use, SA, LGBTQ+ discrimination, very frequent strong language, violence etc. Please note that no storyline is chosen for shallow shock value, and most are taken from personal experience, and hopefully handled with the care, respect and sensitivity they deserve. Disclaimers are added against any chapter that may cause distress. The majority of Volume 1, in a different order and edited as a full novel is available free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/Loulou2

The Girl Who Wasn’t Supposed to Exist “If no one remembers her, did she ever exist at all?” Ren Arakawa was just another high school senior, drifting through life—until one day, he noticed the quiet girl sitting by the window. Her name is Aika. No one else in class sees her. She doesn’t show up in photos, mirrors, or even digital records. When he tries to ask about her, people look at him like he’s crazy. But Aika is real. She’s warm. Mysterious. Alive. And every moment Ren spends with her… the world forgets he ever existed. Now memories vanish. Time stutters. His own name begins to blur. Caught between love and erasure, Ren must choose: Will he let go of the girl no one else remembers? Or will he hold onto her… even if it means vanishing with her forever? A haunting, emotional journey through memory, identity, and a love that shouldn't exist—but refuses to be forgotten.

How does one find a place to bloom in a world of betrayal and death, where evil reigns? An orphaned peasant, young Caleb never imagined he would become a force that would shape the fate of the Empire. Conscripted to fight a war in a place shrouded in mystery, he quickly learns to embrace a gift that could tip the scales in the Empire’s favor—but at what cost? As the conflict intensifies, he soon faces a choice: to become the very monster he fought against, or to preserve his humanity and fight for a future free from tyranny.

There once upon-a-time roamed a boy. The boy went from a baby to a toddler. Then from a toddler to a child. Then a child to a boy. Then from a boy to a man. But, no matter how old he grew, no matter how much time passed, he kept on pondering and pondering, if people reflected on their existence, then what did existence reflect on? No matter if he was crawling on all fours with a pacifier, drawing a red house on a green hill with a painting brush, fishing for big and small fishies in his small, little boat, skinning a deer he had caught, or even sleeping, the question persisted. No matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't reach the answer. He was a simple lazy man who wanted to live normally, but life wasn't giving a f*ck about what he thought. So it decided to fuck him over. And he died. He thought about it, and considered it wasn't enough. So... he kept looping. And looping. And looping. He ascended. He became an angel, but he didn't stop. He became a fallen angel, he didn't stop. An archangel, a seraphim, stop? Not yet. Keep going. Keep going. A Cherubim. A Demigod. A Lower, Mid, Upper God. He went beyond. Skip, skip, skip. Loop, loop, loop. Pantheons, Primoridals, Outer Gods, World gods, Pre-primordial, True Gods, Elemental principles, Pre-historical Aeons, Abstract entities, Logos, Emanation of the source, The Nameless One, The Supreme one. Yet, after going beyond all that, there was something he could never reach. He could never reach the level of 'it' or the same classification. He could never reach the level of 'The Exalted', or what lay beyond it. Reason? Simple. Because he was meant to be 'The Teacher'. Join ___ and his adventure in roaming the lands, transmigrating into a novel and tutoring the daughter of a certain demon king on how decimate an entire country to ashes, living with the protagonist, heroines, villains, and a third-rate transmigrated villain from a game, exploring new worlds and omniverses, creating and destroying sects, getting banned from the afterlife, speedrunning world domination with zero stat points, meeting witches, setting worlds on fire, destroying a yuri and futa (hehe...) empire, seducing fate itself, starting cults, churches, cucking the Eight Goddesses, fighting entities that should have not existed, gathering his sibling mechanisms, instigating universal wars, killing protagonists, and much, much, more! +++++ #NoNTR #Evil MC #Villain #High Fantasy #Low Fantasy #R18 # Worlds #Universes #Cosmic Horror #Comedy #Threesome #Imperial Harem #Daughters # Incest #Harem #Strong to Stronger #Elf #Deities #Angels #Beings #Fallen Angels #Demons #Gore #Conquor #Mystery #liminality #Races #Politics #Action #Adventure #Unique Worldbuilding #Ascension #Fellatio #Anal #Supernatural #Netori #Urbanfantasy #Superpowers #Cultivation #Goddess #First-time Intercourse -------- Author's note: I am new to writing, so please bear with me at first, over time, my writing improves and will improve even more in the future. Thank you! ------------ Discord: https://discord.gg/n2vvnVTD

Dead Girls Don’t Say No A Yuri Apocalypse Novel When the world ended, Raven Salvatore didn’t cry. She stole a truck, maxed out her father’s credit card, and built a fortress of stolen goods. Survival was never about hope — it was about hoarding, hustling, and hitting first. Then she met Alara. Beautiful. Dead. And unlike any zombie Raven had ever seen. Alara wasn’t just wandering aimlessly like the others she was aware. Hungry, yes... but for her. Something about Raven’s very existence stirred a sliver of life back into the girl's rotting heart. Armed with a mysterious system that gifts her a private Sanctuary dimension, Raven becomes a new breed of survivor. She doesn’t just dodge the undead. She cultivates food in barren wastelands, stockpiles weapons inside her pocket world, and most dangerously nurtures her own evolving zombie companion. As Raven feeds Alara crystallized nuclei from fallen zombies, Alara begins to grow stronger... smarter... closer. No one warned Raven that love would be the deadliest infection of all. With humanity’s last cities crumbling, the earth poisoned, and mutated horrors lurking in every shadow, Raven has one simple rule: "Don’t trust the living. Trust the girl who would kill for you instead." In a world where survival is bought in blood and sanity rots away like the flesh of the dead, Raven and Alara carve out a life together — violent, tender, and defiantly alive. Dead Girls Don’t Say No is a genre-bending, unapologetically queer tale of survival, devotion, and undead romance at the end of the world. For fans of brutal apocalypse sagas, dark love stories, and heroines who refuse to die quietly.

Haruki Tenma is the kind of boy no one ever notices twice. Calm, quiet, and a little too good at staying invisible. His only real passion? Capturing fleeting moments through the lens of his camera. Miyako Hanabira is the girl everyone notices. Loud, stylish, unpredictable and way out of Haruki’s league. She’s the type who goes viral without trying and laughs in the face of rules. To her, Haruki was just a "safe friend" the background guy with a good heart and no game. Until one accidental photo submission... turns into a national contest win. And that photo? A cosplay shot of Miyako so perfect, so romantic, it gets them entered into a government-sponsored symbolic youth marriage program. Now they’re **secretly married**. Legally? Yes. Emotionally? Absolutely not. Romantically? …Well, that’s complicated. To avoid a scandal, the two agree to fake nothing, feel nothing, and just wait it out until graduation. But as they share mornings, dinners, house chores, festivals, and after-practice walks under cherry blossoms—something fragile and real starts to bloom between them. They’re not dating. They’re just married. So why does it feel like love?

To Love, To Lose, To Heal is a journey through love, heartbreak, and self-discovery. It follows a soul who loved deeply, lost painfully, and is now left to pick up the shattered pieces of a heart that once beat for another. In a world where love is both salvation and destruction, the struggle with emotions, memories, and the weight of what could have been. Torn between holding on and letting go, between the past and an uncertain future, they must confront their pain, their fears, and the truth they’ve been avoiding, healing isn’t about forgetting; To Love, To Lose, To Heal is for anyone who has ever loved too much, lost too deeply, and still found the courage to heal.

Buku Struggle Towards Funny adalah kumpulan cerita pendek humor absurd yang alur ceritanya tidak sesuai dengan judul ceritanya. Buku ini saya buat hanya untuk parah manusia yang mungkin butuh sedikit tawa dan hiburan di masah-masah pandemi penuh kegunda galauan ini.

A World ruled by kings one king attacked an small Village killing Sai family he vowed to free the village

If I asked you, what does it mean to be a hero, how would you respond? Is it fighting to avenge people you've lost? Rescuing others when no one else can lend a hand? Sacrificing your body for people who don't even know your name? Is a hero anyone who is strong, flashy, prestigious, or loves beating up bad guys? The country is in utter chaos as heroes and villains fight for survival. Everyone in between has lost someone. And everyone has their own ideals for what it means to be a hero. The story continues with Rhett, a nobody with no powers except one that lets him experience death over and over again. Can he save the ones he loves? Can he be the hero he wanted to be?

After losing his parents to zombies while he was a baby, Adrian Okabe seeks to eliminate them all so that nobody else will have to suffer like he did and humanity can reclaim the surface they were pushed away from. But Adrian has a secret not even he is aware of, a dormant power that will be his greatest aid, but also his greatest obstacle. Adrian must overcome himself and all of his aspects to maintain the fight against the zombies to create a better tomorrow for his people.

Behind the warm smile of a popular girl and the sharp gaze of a quiet transfer student, lies a piece of the past—long buried in silence. Aksa, a mysterious new student, just wants to get through his days at Hibiki High without standing out. He’s not the type to trust easily, nor is he looking for friends. But everything changes when he ends up sitting next to Artha—the brightest, most cheerful girl in school… who’s also hiding the deepest loneliness. Artha, the school’s shining star, keeps a secret she can’t even tell herself. As their accidental meeting slowly turns into something unexplainable, threads of the past begin to unravel—a dusty old book, a hidden basement, and an old photograph showing a truth that was never meant to be found. When family secrets begin to surface—that their parents were once secret agents involved in a brutal massacre under the orders of a cruel dictator—Aksa and Artha are forced to make a choice: follow the dark path laid out for them… or fight against the fate trying to tear them apart. But someone has been watching from the shadows. Zen Miyuki, a boy who lost everything because of their parents, now lives for one purpose only: revenge. Will the love between Aksa and Artha be strong enough to face the truth… or will it fall apart under the weight of a past they never asked for?

Elara Duskmoore. An ordinary little girl living in HollowWick is like any other girl, but the thing is she doesn’t like to hangout with other kids. Instead she spends most of her time home alone reading and exploring things. Most of her free time she trains karate and boxing with her dad, and when she isn’t she sells food on the streets to support her family. All Elara wants to do is find a good job so she can live on the other side of town..or in other words CinderMoore.

This novel is a test.

A group of college student embark on a trip to the hilly abode of Nefani. This is a tale of humour, challenges and fleeting moments of joy that the cast shall encounter to a land where few pay visit.

Senna has always lived quietly. Haunted by the scars of childhood sexual abuse, disordered eating, and silent battles with depression, she's spent her life shrinking, trying not to take up space, trying to appear as the perfect child while wanting to disappear. But healing begins the moment she meets Luca Churchill, who never tries to fix her... only to understand.

I looked at him with utter contempt, my gaze as cold as frost spreading across my face: “You filthy poultry, what part of you thinks you're worthy of me?” I spat each word with biting clarity, holding nothing back. No matter how beautiful the human form he wore, he was still just a feathered beast at heart, no better than the chickens and ducks outside. The man before me was breathtakingly handsome, his sharp eyes like a hawk’s. Yet he didn’t flare up in anger. Instead, he let out a cold, mocking smile. Raising one hand, he gripped my chin tightly, eyes blazing like fire: “I am a Phoenix,” he growled: “King of all living things! And you dare compare me to common barnyard fowl? Do you want me to snap your neck right here?” But I didn’t flinch. Instead, I met his fury with a calm, deliberate smirk: “Go ahead. It’s not like you’ve ever had the guts to follow through.” He went silent for a few seconds, the tension thick between us. Then, all of a sudden, he released my chin, only to pull me into his arms, holding me so tightly it felt like he was afraid I might vanish. His voice dropped, no longer seething with rage, but laced with a strange tenderness: “Could you stop being so stubborn? I’ve given you everything... What more do I need to do to make you happy?” His embrace tightened again, desperate and trembling. As if letting go, even a little, would cause me to disappear. In his eyes, there was helplessness, pain, and something else rising to the surface, something raw, unnamed, and overpowering.

Zhao Mingyu, the crown prince of the Qin Kingdom, has lost his purpose and direction after the death of his mother. His reckless behavior earns him the title of the "foolish prince," as he spirals further into self-destructive actions. However, when two supernatural events unfold—one in his ancient timeline and another in the modern world—Zhao Mingyu finds himself facing a new, unexpected reality. As both himself and the supposed twin sisters he never knew he had, how will he navigate the challenges of his life, balancing his royal responsibilities, his grief, and the mysterious forces that now bind him to two worlds? DISCLAMER: All names, characters, places, events, and incidents depicted in this story are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The settings and elements within this work are products of the author's imagination and are not intended to reflect or represent real-world places, people, or occurrences.. Contains Gender Bender yuri and other such elements P.s the two supernatural events don't take place at the same time

At the heart of this story is a serendipitous encounter that sets the stage for a romance that defies the ordinary. Our protagonists, bound by fate and a series of delightful coincidences, find themselves drawn to each other in ways they never imagined. The air between them crackles with an electric energy, as if the universe itself conspires to bring their lips together in that most cherished of gestures-a kiss. As their journey unfolds, the characters navigate the delicate dance of courtship, with all its tender moments and unspoken desires. Each interaction is imbued with a sense of longing, as they inch closer to the inevitable moment when their hearts will collide. The anticipation is palpable, building with each shared smile and lingering touch. In "Trap a Kiss," love is portrayed as both an art and a science-a beautiful blend of emotion and chemistry that transcends logic. The story captures the essence of that first kiss, where time seems to stand still and the world fades away, leaving only the sensation of lips meeting in perfect harmony.

For nine years, he’s been the king of awkward side-glances and silent admiration, hopelessly crushing on her, Mabel Dorothea, from afar. Now, with just nine days before school ends, this socially anxious high schooler, Eric Russel, has to do the unthinkable: actually talk to her. Armed with sweaty palms, zero experience, and a ticking clock, he’s about to embark on the most nerve-wracking mission of his life. Will he find the guts to confess, or will his inner monologue keep roasting him into silence? "Thinking of her... She would either become my wife or my biggest heartbreak"

a young man is he dream world were everything is not as it seems he is faced with multiple decisions to be dreaded and to be a hunter his goal isn’t to be the strongest the fastest the smartest just revenge and the fun of the HUNT

"Zareka — Is She AI?" Zareka is the mysterious girl who keeps appearing in Andres’s dreams. But when she leads him into a dazzling future, the dream becomes a thrilling reality. Together, they embark on a desperate mission to save millions from poverty in the dystopian Republic of Kisola, now under the grip of a ruthless authoritarian ruler. Their journey takes them across the vast Samara Sea, guarded by the legendary Nine Dragons of Zovok. Can Andres and Zareka defy the odds, defeat tyranny, and free the people of Kisola from slavery?