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Infected by a mysterious evil and abandoned by his village, Lem is at death's doorstep when the Goddess takes pity on him and bestows a life simulator! He may die once, twice, three times, but if he simulates a thousand lifetimes, can’t he find a way to live? First entry in the 'Goddess' Shared Universe. Second entry: Ultimate Farmer's Paradise (not a sequel, stories will have overlapping characters at the end) Advance Chapters at: patreon.com/StarvingWriter Discord: https://discord.gg/MXKEBqr6

Upon stepping onto the court, he had only one goal—to get the ball into the basket!

Anna is a girl capable of controlling time ever since she lost her parents. However, by using her powers recklessly, she ended up being adopted and exploited by a corrupt noble family, pushing her body’s health to its absolute limit. To Anna’s surprise, a boy with an unknown identity offered her something she can no longer remember. That’s because, to her astonishment, she was sent back in time to the moment she first arrived at the orphanage, granting her a second chance. Her friends—those she hadn’t seen again since being taken in by that family—were now standing in front of her once more. With that, Anna gained the resolve that if this wasn’t just a dream… she wouldn’t repeat her past mistakes. Despite her lingering fear of using her powers, Anna is determined to live this second life in a way that truly matters, forming bonds with friends who will stand by her side as she faces the chaos of a world shaped by magic and the political ambitions of a selfish few. ◇◆◇ Chapter 7 - A Risky Move Anna stood across from Darius, the most respected and calculating player in the room. They had tied four times in a row, something no one had ever seen before. “I’ll raise the stakes,” Darius said with a cold smile, pushing a massive pile of chips to the center of the table. The dealer turned to Anna: “You must match the bet, or you’ll lose automatically.” Anna hesitated, glancing at her dwindling pile of chips. She was out of money. The murmurs of the spectators grew louder. Finally, the dealer offered her a way out: “You can play on credit, but if you lose, you’ll have to pay it back—with interest… or face more serious consequences.” Anna swallowed hard. She knew continuing was a massive risk, especially since exhaustion was creeping up on her. But Leo’s words echoed in her mind, urging her to keep going. She looked at the dealer and, with unwavering determination, declared: “I accept. I’ll double the bet.” Silence fell over the room as the game resumed. Anna used her ability to rewind time and fix every mistake she made. But with each use of her power, the fatigue took a heavier toll. The minutes ticked by, and when she finally scored a perfect 21, leaving her opponent in the dust, her body couldn’t take any more. “Anna wins,” the dealer announced. But before Anna could celebrate, her vision blurred, and she collapsed in front of everyone, leaving the room in complete shock.

Mitsuki Hosaka, aos 19 anos, alcançou o que muitas jovens não alcançam, mas isso não a deixava feliz, uma vez que vivia rodeada por pessoas falsas que a queriam por causa da fama e do seu dinheiro. Dessa forma, ela odiava a todos com uma única exceção, sua mãe que morreu quando era jovem. Contudo, assim como todos os outros famosos, ela também tinha seus fãs fanáticos e morreu nas mãos de um deles. No entanto, isso não significava o fim, pois era um desejo aparentemente inocente que tinha, por sorte, se tornou realidade. Assim iniciando, um novo capítulo em sua vida, mas sua paz não dura muito tempo. Porque inúmeras questões começam a surgir como, o que houve com os humanos? Por que ela esta aqui? Oi, meu nome é Adam. Este romance é um teste das minhas habilidades, já que sou novo como escritor, então espero que você goste. Refiz a sinopse e acho publicarei minha novel no meu idioma nativo, por enquanto mais a frente farei uma versão em inglês.

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

A weak, powerless boy in a modern-medieval world of monsters, powers, magic, and guns, on his way to become the strongest man in the world, but at what cost...? (WARNING: THIS NOVEL CONTAINS DARK, ADULT THEMES)

Megan Jones an eighteen year old who was soon graduating from university was very poor at Economics. She always has a saying that her parents are very strict with her and she gets frustrated with it. Megan comes from a well known family. Her parents planned to get her a tutor so that she can improve on Economics. Her parents want her to inherit their company business that's why they wanted her to take Economics. Megan's parents were challenged with searching of tutors until they got the right tutor whose name was Harris a post graduate at Megan's University. Megan fell in love with Harris at first sight. Their love blossomed although they faced challenges with in them. Since Harris was a bit older than Megan. Harris never requited on his love for this young girl named Megan. There love blossomed each day because they kept that fair that age is just a number and for love has no boundaries with the unrequited love that Harris had, it won by the end.

After dying from exhaustion in the real world, I wake up in a new world—one brimming with magic. But there’s a twist. While everyone here possesses their own unique powers, I’m born with no magic at all. Instead, I have the ability to manipulate waves, an unknown and mysterious power. With no one understanding the true scope of my skill, I must navigate this magical world, keep my abilities concealed, and uncover the secrets behind my power. Will I rise to challenge the magical system, or will the world around me crush everything I hold dear?

Arlan Kane, a manaless warrior in a world that revolves around it, became a legend through sheer determination and skill. After facing betrayal, losing friends and defeating the fearsome Abyssal King, Arlan discovers that his journey has been manipulated from the beginning. Betrayed by his greatest ally, Erias, and on the brink of death, he is mysteriously sent back to the moment it all began: the day he received his acceptance letter to the Astralis Academy. Now, with memories of the future and a burning desire to change his destiny, Arlan will use his experience and strength to uncover the Academy's secrets, confront Erias, and face the shadows that threaten to devour the world. This time he will not fail.

"Is it true that snakes mate all day long?"   One day, Won suddenly goes into heat at school due to a marking left by his ex-boyfriend without permission.   When he hurriedly hides in the bathroom, a man who appears to be a werewolf rudely confronts him, but in his desperate situation, Won promises to sleep with him and receives his help.   It turns out that he is not only Won's junior but also the illegitimate child of the center director who is monitoring Won...   "...Who are you really?"   "A crazy bastard who wanted to get involved with you."   What is the true identity of this man who seems to be lurking around Won?

In a city where crime masquerades as business, factions and gangs carve the streets into their territories. Known as the City of Wonder, it promises dreams fulfilled for the right price. Here, chaos is tamed before it can spread, controlled by an iron grip of order masked in corruption. But what happens when this delicate balance is disrupted? When one day, the city meets a mysterious figure in a mask, everything begins to unravel.

The Child Born With No Name Under the ominous shadow of a solar eclipse, a nameless child is found drifting in a basket at the edge of a river a child whose mere presence unsettles even the bravest souls. His discovery sets off a chain of events that draws a poor widower, a powerful nobleman and a shrewd shaman into an uneasy alliance, each seeking to control the boy for reasons they dare not fully admit. But this child is no ordinary being. Growing years in mere days, he seems touched by forces far beyond human comprehension. Some call him a divine gift; others, a harbinger of destruction. Yet the truth remains veiled, hidden behind cryptic rituals, prophetic whispers, and the schemes of those who would use him for their gain. As his identity remains shrouded in mystery, so does his power untamed, unmeasured, and terrifyingly limitless. The scholars who study him grow obsessed; the secretive Seekers race to uncover his origins; and the shaman, who once promised salvation, hides a dark agenda that threatens them all. One thing becomes clear: the boy’s destiny hinges on a single act the giving of a name. But what name could define a child who defies everything? In this world of fractured loyalties, forbidden magic, and psychological manipulation, every choice pulls the strings of fate tighter. And as the eclipse looms again on the horizon, one question burns in every heart: Is this child humanity’s savior or its undoing?

*In a world where strength is power, the weakest link can be the deadliest.* This mesmerizing MMORPG sequel follows the life of an extremely poor orphan named Takeru Kamada. In "No Gun, No Life," Takeru Kamada is an avid gamer who finds himself trapped in the world of "Eternal Realm," a popular online game along with millions of other players. Unlike other players who can choose their abilities and classes, Takeru discovers he's stuck as a "Gunner" - a rare class with unique firearms-based skills. As Takeru navigates this new reality, he realizes that logging out is impossible, and the only way to survive is to play by the game's rules. While death in the game meant… —No one knows— With his Gunner abilities, he must form alliances, conquer challenges, and uncover hidden secrets within the game. But Takeru soon learns that "Eternal Realm" created by an anonymous developer, has its own agenda, and players are mere pawns in a larger scheme. With no escape in sight, Takeru must adapt, strategize, and master his Gunner skills to unravel the mysteries of the game and ensure his survival. Will Takeru find a way to break free from "Eternal Realm," or will he become forever trapped in this virtual world, forced to live by the mantra: "No Gun, No Life"? ***Are you a fan of a world where the reality is a game? The real world gets dumped in a corner and reality becomes a game, a gun game. if you are, then this is just the book for you.***

Bad Ass!!!!.what do these words mean to you.Add lives,wives and strives to sum up an epic tale begging to be told.Meet young Hale Eisten,a woman who had her life changed completely by a man called Firhan the so called King of Crime and Love.He turned her life upside down and made her his Bad Ass Wife.She didn't sign up for polygamy neither did she accept the epic adventure about to unravel before her.Who is her husband really and who are his other Bad Ass Wives

In the beginning of time, when there was only darkness, a mysterious force, later known as the Pure Energy Force, suddenly emerged. This force brought life and created numerous things and universes. However, a strange phenomenon occurred, changing everything and sparking turmoil and chaos beneath the surface calmness. ___________________________________ Mehran, a 19-year-old college student, was living a simple life when everything changed. He was suddenly teleported to a dangerous and strange new world, filled with adventure and mystery. Will he survive this perilous journey? Will he reunite with his loved ones?

"Bajo el peso de la corona". En un continente dividido por rivalidades ancestrales y ambiciones desenfrenadas, los siete reinos han convivido en una frágil paz que podría desmoronarse en cualquier momento. Haru, un príncipe nacido en el más pequeño y olvidado de los reinos, carga con un sueño ambicioso: unir a todos los reinos y devolver la paz y prosperidad a un continente marcado por la desconfianza y los conflictos. Guiado por su determinación y un profundo sentido de justicia, Haru se enfrenta a desafíos que van más allá de las diferencias políticas y culturales. A su lado, figuras clave como Rin, su leal confidente, y Hikari, su hermana menor, serán pilares en su misión. Pero no todos comparten su visión; enemigos en las sombras conspiran para frustrar sus planes y perpetuar la discordia.

Kayla was living a normal teenage life until one fateful day, hormones came. Her life changed as she knew it.

After he was killed by his best friend– Ray is offered a second cha– No, that is not how this went. Because of his extreme laziness and nonchalant attitude Ray was not worthy of a rebirth nor a reincarnation. But he has always had a secret with him, this secret was the reason why he was the strongest in his world despite being the laziest human. The copying system. His system mistakenly copies the reincarnation device therefore giving him a chance to jump into his own reincarnation. Now with a copied and stolen chance as a young boy named Ayo-Eniola. Ray is given the freedom to laze around all he wants. Just when his system was being a hastle—his yearning and desire to live the life of optimum laziness and no stress activated his laziness system. Follow Ayo-Eniola, as he levels up by just being lazy and walks his way to the world strongest even though he didn't intend to.

Just a normal reincarnation story at first glance but another glance will tell it's not normal. In which the god of thunder himself face the cruelty of human world. Having thunder at his control yet not able to stop the storm that will strike.

In the quiet town of Fifth and Elm, a string of brutal murders has left the community reeling. Detective Alex Turner, newly assigned to the case, must work alongside the experienced Officer Mark Daniels to uncover the truth. As they delve deeper into the investigation, eerie events and mounting pressure push Alex to his limits. Can they catch the killer before more lives are lost, or will the shadows of Fifth and Elm claim them too?

What would you do if you became the bad guy in your favorite video game? That's what happens to our protagonist, a skilled and ruthless gamer who calls himself "Spectre". His passion is the virtual reality game Aerial Chronicles, where he dominates his rivals with his skill and cunning. But one day, everything changes. For some unknown reason, our protagonist wakes up in the body of Kylo Stormcrest, a secondary character in the game who is a noble and weak villain. Kylo has no special abilities, only his title of duke. How will he survive in this hostile and dangerous world? Will he be able to change his destiny and become a hero? Or will he remain the same old Spectre?

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

Lia, an ordinary young woman struggling to make ends meet, finds herself in a dire financial situation. Desperate for a way out, she encounters Ryan, a charismatic and mysterious billionaire with an unconventional offer. Ryan proposes a contract that will solve all of Lia's problems, but the terms are far from simple. Bound by the contract, Lia and Ryan's worlds collide, leading to unexpected emotional entanglements.Lia and Ryan relationship evolves from business to something much deeper,Lia and Ryan must face their own insecurities and growing feelings for each other.

The novel primarily tells a story intertwined with family feuds and sweet romance. The protagonist, Wen Man, who is both beautiful and intelligent, becomes embroiled in a tumultuous love story with Huo Shaoting, a cold and domineering man possessing a vast business empire. The story begins at a business party, where family rivalry pushes Wen Man into the spotlight, forcing her to confront Mr. Huo. Mr. Huo mistakenly believes she is an opportunist with ulterior motives and treats her coldly. However, Wen Man stands her ground, using her wit and intelligence to navigate the situation, impressing Mr. Huo. Due to family interests and entanglements, Wen Man is compelled to enter a contracted marriage Huo Shaoting. begins as a superficial relationship unexpectedly sparks due to their clashing personalities. During their interactions, Wen Man becomes attracted to Huo Shaoting’s gentleness and determination. When an unforeseen incident, Wen Man steps forward help Mr. Huo avert danger. Her selflessness and bravery lead Mr. Huo to reevaluate this wise and resilient woman, and he slowly opens his heart, proving his love with actions. Amidst a series of business battles and familial disputes, their feelings grow. Mr. Huo's meticulous care and affection provide Wen Man with long-lost warmth, making her hopeful about the relationship. As the truth unravels, the revelation of family conspiracies strains their relationship. Wen Man faces a crisis of trust, yet Mr. Huo steadfastly supports her, helping her uncover the real enemies within the family. Together, Wen Man and Mr. Huo overcome obstacles, defeating the schemers and fully resolving family grievances. Their career successes leave them free of worries, strengthening their love. The novel, through business conflicts and emotional entanglements, explores the significance of trust in love, showcasing the power of mutual redemption and growth in a relationship. The story concludes with the couple walking hand in hand into marriage. After enduring hardships, they learn to cherish each other more, believing that no matter what the future holds, they will have each other's companionship and support. The novel ends on a warm and assured note.

"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.