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After traveling to a world of cultivators, Su Yu becomes a member of a common cultivation family's collateral branch, with his cultivation talent evolving from remarkably average to an unsurpassable prodigy of the Daoism. With a proficiency panel embedded within him, he defies all limitations of the Spiritual Root and enlightenment, all he needs is to consistently cultivate from nine-to-five to accumulate proficiency and enhance his strength. There are no bottlenecks in his cultivation. After steady growth for many years, the Immortal Realm gains another lord of the eternal Daoism, who even outlives an Immortal Emperor. ... ps: behind the scenes, persistent plot, exciting text, over ten thousand subscriptions.

His parents suddenly attacked one night on a private plane trip back home. The boy Renji Aihara set on finding out the truth behind his parents death and why. Follow Renji on his search for the truth.

An ocean of energy, that is the universe. The source matter comes from, the foundation of everything, and there is a prerequisite to touch it. Lucas was a soldier who almost met an unfortunate end. Fortunately, that was his chance at touching the extraordinary. But as we all know, everything has a price, and this one demands immediate payment before it can be enjoyed. On this journey, what will Lucas find? What will he lose? Will his character stay the same, introverted, indifferent and unmotivated? Will his heart stay hollow or will it be filled? And by filling it, is he opening the way for tragedies? After all, caring means risking pain when losing. In the end, were Humans' Limits for their own good? ______________ Money ? Fame ? Good but transient. The best investment would always be in oneself. We came to this world with only a soul and a body molded from energy. Unfortunately, like everything in the world, we were born shackled. I got lucky enough to see the path so I shall seek intrinsic elevation and transcend human limits. _______&_______ A soldier almost dying in the desert Needing to run from death after coming back to life Forced to jump into a pit after throwing death off his ass . "Can I at least have my heart soothed by some soft curves? They don't need to be too big." https://discord.com/invite/KgWYhBGYzv

[Warning! #Yandere!] Aiden Cross was a boy who was smarter than a kid his age. Born on the seemingly normal planet Earth. Who finds his life very boring. 100 years ago, World War III happened for unknown reasons. Resulting in 25% of the world population perishing in this war and no one can talk about this due to the single organization which controls the world after the war. Does there lie a big secret behind the war that made all the previous nations fight for? Would he uncover the secret of the war? Or will he become a pawn of powerful organizations? But one day Aiden’s life turned upside down in an accident. Aiden lost his mother, and Aiden himself was on the verge of dying. Then he awakened the system and even met a beautiful yet haughty goddess. "You should feel honored you meet the great me hmph!" [Ding] [Compatible host detected] [Initializing the cosmic system] [Connecting the cosmic system to the host's soul] [Connection Completed] A system promises to make him stronger and help him revive his mother back to life. And inform him about the awakening of his world, which is no less than the apocalypse. With the help of the system, Aiden awakens Limit Grade Talent, but his talent is not complete and has a fatal side effect. [Talent: Celestial (unknown)] (incomplete) Aiden has to copy many talents to complete his talents. And travels to many different worlds. As he meets different races, a naive elven princess, prideful and lustful dragons, bored vampires, and a horny angel who offers herself to him  “I offer you my body and soul; please accept me." An angel with a flushed red face said  Unfortunately for our Aiden his big sis is a total yandere who couldn't even let him talk to another girl in front of her. Aiden has a dream of making a harem so he has to tread a careful line to get what he wants. Will he be able to have a harem or not? No one knows. But his otherworldly appearance wouldn't make it easier for him as he attracted many women's attention from a young age, which made his big sis even more jealous and crazy for him. Would he be able to have a harem in his long cultivation journey to revive his mother and discover many secrets of the cosmos with his yandere sister being present? Milfs, Virgins, Succubus, Vampires, Elves, Princesses, Demonesses, Angels, Goddesses, Dragons, Phoenixes, Dryads, Cultivation, System, Yandere, Otherworldly Handsome MC, and many more. _________________________ #No-NTR #No-Yuri #Yandere GOALS!!!! 200 power stones(weekly) = 1 extra chapters at the end of the week 50 golden tickets (weekly) = 2 extra chapters at the end of the week Donating Castle(or any other super gift) = 5 Chapters mass release(within 7 days) Join the Discord server at the link below to discuss the story. https://discord.gg/yD2GXRHHfp

A weak, powerless boy in a modern-medieval world of monsters, powers, magic, and guns, on his way to become the strongest man in the world, but at what cost...? (WARNING: THIS NOVEL CONTAINS DARK, ADULT THEMES)

Xiao is a 32 year old, who's an author to a few popular books. One day as she was writing a new part in her story, she was interrupted by her friends. Her friends told her to get dressed as they had something to show her. After she had got dressed up, her friends and her left. They drove to a restaurant. Xiao was confused. Her friends told her that today was the day she saved them and that they wanted to celebrate, but they had a surprise waiting for her in the room they had reserved for them. They went to the room and Xiao’s childhood best friend was there. All five of them talked. Ru, Xiao’s best friend, was a kpop idol in a group called Warriors. He told his group about her and now they want to meet her, which they do. After a while, the boys and Xiao’s friends had stopped drinking as they all had things they were doing the next day so they were slowly getting back to being sober. Xiao was also getting sober but it only took her a few sips of tea to do so. They all head back to their vehicles. Xiao was walking by Ru when she got hit. She fell into a coma and had been transported inside her book, the one she was writing a new part of. She became her main character who's on a dangerous mission while she's still in college. The time the book takes place is in ancient China.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

In a city where crime masquerades as business, factions and gangs carve the streets into their territories. Known as the City of Wonder, it promises dreams fulfilled for the right price. Here, chaos is tamed before it can spread, controlled by an iron grip of order masked in corruption. But what happens when this delicate balance is disrupted? When one day, the city meets a mysterious figure in a mask, everything begins to unravel.

Ame no uta is an urban romance Set in Bangkok, Thailand, sometime around November.

*In a world where strength is power, the weakest link can be the deadliest.* This mesmerizing MMORPG sequel follows the life of an extremely poor orphan named Takeru Kamada. In "No Gun, No Life," Takeru Kamada is an avid gamer who finds himself trapped in the world of "Eternal Realm," a popular online game along with millions of other players. Unlike other players who can choose their abilities and classes, Takeru discovers he's stuck as a "Gunner" - a rare class with unique firearms-based skills. As Takeru navigates this new reality, he realizes that logging out is impossible, and the only way to survive is to play by the game's rules. While death in the game meant… —No one knows— With his Gunner abilities, he must form alliances, conquer challenges, and uncover hidden secrets within the game. But Takeru soon learns that "Eternal Realm" created by an anonymous developer, has its own agenda, and players are mere pawns in a larger scheme. With no escape in sight, Takeru must adapt, strategize, and master his Gunner skills to unravel the mysteries of the game and ensure his survival. Will Takeru find a way to break free from "Eternal Realm," or will he become forever trapped in this virtual world, forced to live by the mantra: "No Gun, No Life"? ***Are you a fan of a world where the reality is a game? The real world gets dumped in a corner and reality becomes a game, a gun game. if you are, then this is just the book for you.***

Desde criança,eu e meu amigo tinhamos o sonho de se tornar um jogadores de basquete,e antes de ele se mudar prometemos que realizariamos,agora no último ano do fundamental II,estou lutando pra virar pra titular,me acompanhe nessa jornada de amor, reviravolta e tragédias.

Kazuki es un chico que vive en un mundo mágico que tras la muerte de sus padres desde muy pequeño su tío Noa lo cuido, él sueña con ser parte del ejercito mágico de la ciudad real y en su camino se enfrentara a muchas amenazas y a un antiguo mal que lo atormentara en su viaje.

Abidemi had always felt like an outsider the moment her mother died. Sure, she had a best friend and little brother but it never erased the feeling that she didn't belong to the Kingdom Of Valtis. So she decided to leave Valtis for Elov. What awaits her?

A man on edge, a foolish raptor, a ragtag team, a mad A.I. Fearing for his sanity Justin desperately attempts to help his new companions survive in the perilous wilderness after they mysteriously find themselves on an alien Dyson sphere.

"Bajo el peso de la corona". En un continente dividido por rivalidades ancestrales y ambiciones desenfrenadas, los siete reinos han convivido en una frágil paz que podría desmoronarse en cualquier momento. Haru, un príncipe nacido en el más pequeño y olvidado de los reinos, carga con un sueño ambicioso: unir a todos los reinos y devolver la paz y prosperidad a un continente marcado por la desconfianza y los conflictos. Guiado por su determinación y un profundo sentido de justicia, Haru se enfrenta a desafíos que van más allá de las diferencias políticas y culturales. A su lado, figuras clave como Rin, su leal confidente, y Hikari, su hermana menor, serán pilares en su misión. Pero no todos comparten su visión; enemigos en las sombras conspiran para frustrar sus planes y perpetuar la discordia.

“CONGRATS, Miss Baek— you’re pregnant with South Korea’s #1 Hunter’s baby!” Baek Gyubin, the leader of a flopped Kpop girl group, is beyond shocked after hearing that she's carrying Hunter Han Wooju’s baby in her womb. And to be informed that she's pregnant as a twenty-five-year-old virgin? That's crazy! It's even crazier that her ‘baby daddy’ is the Guildmaster of Blue Dragon— the strongest guild at the moment. Plus, Hunter Han Wooju is the CEO of a luxury shopping mall and a known member of Korea’s W1 Trillion Club. In short, Hunter Han Wooju is way out of Gyubin's league! “How did I get pregnant with your baby, Hunter Han Wooju?” Gyubin asked awkwardly. And then she remembered THAT incident, causing her to gasp out loud. “Is it because I ate your dragon ball?!” Wooju let out a long sigh. “Miss Baek, it was an egg and not a ‘dragon ball.’”

After finally ending his life once deciding he'd had enough, young Ceeto is interrupted as his reality goes haywire from the usual norm it took. Awakeing in body of a dead young boy far more tormented than him, he has to navigate his new reality with his new unexplainable abilities. Why does he suddenly have superpowers? And worse, why does he keep awakening more? They're too powerful! ----------------- I truly do want to stick to this, but I just get bored sometimes, especially with no inspiration. Who knows. This will be slice of life though and casual, so don't come expecting battle after battle. I’m just writing this as I go, I did ZERO planning. Whenever I feel it I just pick up my phone, write and submit. And each chapter is written on the spot and uploaded, so despite the long wait time, I’m not sitting on these chapters or planning them. So if there are any plot holes or contradictions just ignore them unless they’re too major to the story, then just lmk.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

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This story is about a boy that saw his parents get massacred and is now working on his fighting skills to take revenge upon the tyrannic and oppressing kuroyami aku no alongside yagumi aku no ,sensei gaara ,mizuki ,rosemary etc.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

In a world where humanity teeters on the brink of extinction, Jin "Zero" Lee discovers an ancient secret that could change everything. After his parents vanish, Jin is left with only a cryptic message: "The truth lies beyond the hunter's limit." Desperate for answers, Jin becomes a hunter, seeking to protect humanity from the monstrous creatures that lurk in the shadows. But when Jin stumbles upon an mysterious artifact, he unlocks the Hunter's System – a powerful interface that allows him to level up, acquire skills, and enhance his physical abilities. As Jin's powers grow, so does his obsession with uncovering the truth. He uncovers a hidden world of: - Ancient conspiracies - Powerful factions vying for control - Forgotten technologies - And a sinister force manipulating humanity's fate With each new revelation, Jin's quest becomes more perilous. He must navigate: - Treacherous alliances - Rival hunters seeking to exploit his powers - Legendary monsters guarding ancient secrets But Jin's greatest challenge lies within. As he pushes beyond the hunter's limit, he risks losing himself to the very power that drives him. Will Jin uncover the truth, or will the truth destroy him?

He chose her out of curiosity, and she chose him for a good sleep. In this one-year hidden marriage, they agreed to take what they needed and have only pleasure without love. But the reality was that he was very domineering. He could bully her, but if anyone else did the same, they would face severe consequences. Many people felt sorry for him and thought that she didn't deserve him. However, they discovered that her real identities were stunning and extraordinary. She was a genius hacker, a skilled miracle doctor, and even a deadly ghost... Now, people felt sorry for her. How could an astonishing woman like her marry a disabled man? Suddenly, a man who had been in a wheelchair for several years stood up and revealed the business empire he had built during those years. Later on, people started to envy the couple's talent and beauty. While the heavens favored them, she suddenly realized that in his heart, she was nothing more than a substitute... Love was just like poison hidden in sugar. If you believe in it, you lose...