Really Offensive Jokes

Upon awakening, Su Changkong found himself transmigrated to a world thrown into chaos by war and rampaged by demon monsters, where his martial arts talent was mediocre. However, Su Changkong discovered that as long as his own "life span" increased, his talents and potential could also be "limitlessly" enhanced! Cultivating the Health-preserving Fist technique and practicing the qi of longevity! The path to immortality is littered with corpses, and Su Changkong embarked on a Martial Arts path where he would not perish, even if heaven and earth were to be annihilated!

On 1977, Voyager I took flight. On 2010, Voyager II sent some rather strange information back to Earth. On July, 2021, Voyager II lost contact with Earth four years before the planned date. At the start of the 26th century, civilization on Earth was isolated and held in captivity. At 10 a.m. on October 27th, 3020, humankind went extinct. One year before the extinction, an ordinary youth Harrison Clark from the 21st century travelled forward in time and arrived a thousand years into the future. He discovered that after he died, he would be returned back to the 21st century. Reading history in the future and changing the future in history. In this seemingly never-ending cycle, Harrison Clark began to look for that one glimmer of hope for both himself and humankind.

Unexpectedly, Chen Hansheng, a social elite and diamond bachelor, was reborn and woke up as a senior high school graduate. Chen Hansheng at the crossroads is also hesitating. Who should he choose between treasure girl Shen Youchu and Bai Yueguang Xiao Rongyu? The ceiling of urban rebirth novels, a love guide that young people must not miss!

There are some worlds like yours where all humans don’t possess any magical abilities and worlds like mine where humans do possess magical abilities, or to be precise one of the six magical abilities: wind, water, earth, fire, light and dark. In the kingdom of Dalatine and all the other kingdoms in my world only males are said to possess a magical ability. However, that all changed when I was born. The colour of your eyes when you are born signify what ability you possess and what church you belong to. Grey eyes his for wind, blue for water, hazel for earth, red for fire, yellow for light, and black for dark. Not only do I have a magical ability, but my eyes are golden, which I’ve always despised. Frightened of my existence I was secluded to the world and confined to the family mansion with an inescapable barrier around it for fifteen years. This barrier confined me to the mansion, but also prevented me from using my power and created an illusion of my appearance for the servants mostly. But in one fateful encounter I met a man who somehow saw past the illusion, and the first thing he said to me was “You really do have beautiful eyes.” After that day I was set free from this prison of a mansion and into the real world-into the Magic Academy I’ve always dreamed of going to. But dreams are not reality, especially when many secrets and lies are involved. Will I be able to unravel the truth about myself when many people are trying to kill me?

"I got transmigrated into a novel because of a bad review?" Eren found his life turned upside down when he woke up as the character that he had just finished cursing in a negative review! Not only had he been reborn as an antagonist that he hated, but he was an Elder at a Devilish Sect? It would've been fine if that was the only problem, but that was just the beginning as he remembered that the Character was a spy sent into the Devil Sect by the Mythical Hero Academy... A character that died within the first fifty chapters?!

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Bloody War

it's my first time in Writing. so sorry in advance. Synopsis: In the celestial halls of Vaikuntha, Lord Krishna, the eternal flute player and divine protector, finds himself yearning for something beyond the divine monotony. Curious to witness the lives of mortals he once guided, he decides to descend to the earthly realm, leaving behind his divine status to live as a simple mortal. Reincarnated as Krishan, a humble musician in a small, picturesque town, he rediscovers the joys and challenges of human existence. As he plays his flute under the mortal skies, he feels a connection stronger than ever with the world of love, laughter, and heartbreak. Amidst the bustle of life, Krishan encounters Ananya, a spirited artist with a past that mirrors the storms in her heart. Drawn together by the threads of fate, Krishan and Ananya form an unbreakable bond. For the first time, Krishna experiences the profound vulnerability of human emotions. Yet, as their love deepens, his divine origins begin to cast shadows on their happiness, challenging his very existence in the mortal realm. Can the eternal Krishna reconcile his immortal identity with the mortal love that has awakened his heart? Or will the divine balance of the universe demand a sacrifice that could change everything ,A tale of love, self-discovery, and the delicate interplay of divinity and humanity, Eternal Strings weaves a captivating story of a god who dared to embrace the fleeting yet profound beauty of mortal life.

“Good grandson, grandpa has no money for the war, burn the money!” Nightmares like this, Zhang Di was happy to mention at least one every day, and then didn't take it seriously. Until one day, he dream that his grandfather was furious: “Brat, why is it so hard to let you burn money? Why don't Grandpa just send someone up there to teach you how to burn paper money by hand!” Grandpa wants to attack the city? That's okay; burn him a bazooka. Grandpa has no money to spend? That's okay; burn two truckloads.” “Boss, zap me a nuke with little boy ...... written on it.” Hell was played out by the grandpas.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

A Cat

This book tells the story of a boy named Zeitsu Ogami who really likes magic in the modern era which actually no longer exists. After he dies he is given the choice to live in a world of magic.

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

The year is 2060 and after decades of technological delay caused by mysterious events Earth and its inhabitants are about to face their greatest challenge yet. One, seemingly normal day everyone on Earth heard a voice. {Earthlings, the time has come for change, please stay calm and wait for the terraforming process, everything will be explained during it} Every human being was transported that fateful day, floating in space and watching the planet be transformed right in front of their eyes. "I got a fcking stick as a reward, are you fcking kidding me?!" Reign was there before most, as a human that defeated a monster before the terraforming he was titled a pioneer and got a chance to draw a lottery, but that did not end quite well. Join our protagonist with his quirky group of friends as they fight and level up in this world that became a game, trying their best to win it and stop the destruction of Earth. Will they be successful or will they fail? What is the mysterious power hiding deep inside Reign? Find that all out by reading Is This Really a Game?! Hey guys, thanks for checking out my book Is This Really a Game, I plan on making this a long novel and right now I am releasing 1 - 2 chapters a day. The chapters are usually about 1 600 words long. Cover made by myself

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

NOTICE!!! THIS IS A FAN FICTION NOT A NOVEL. Lan Ying is a young man that dies while saving an old man. He then reincarnate in douluo dalu Let's join him on the story about seducing tang san I will basically use/copy soul land original story with the mix of my character story. I dont own douluo dalu. This is my first fan fic so please comment and give suggestions on how I could improve. WARNING: This is yaoi, if you all find it offensive pls just do not read, instead of hating it. THANK YOU

Have you ever dreamt of having a chance to regress back into the past to fix your pasts self mistakes? Fortunately, it is true and a number of people have regressed already. You have given a chance to regress back to your past. But, there is a catch. Will you take it? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Additional tags. -No romance -Regression ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author here. So this is my first time writing a novel, it is fine to criticize my work as it will help me know what to improve on my writing. Please do let me know if I had missed some typographical errors or grammar mistakes. And the updates will be irregular as I still have to find inspiration to write the next chapters and so on. Ps. I only have myself to write and proofread this novel that is why I have to apologize in advance.

Novel Summary This novel is also known as All I Really Want Is To Play BasketballIn the 1990s, when David Stern stood anxiously outside Datianchao TV station, looking at the NBA video tape in his hand and wondering how to open the potentialless Chinese market, he never thought of it … …. It turns out that TM makes a wish to God! “Iron Shadow”, “Northern God”, “NBA Basketball Frame Smile Protector”, “Not Backward Never Shoot”, “One-handed Jumper Picturesque” … When Su Fengheng with the above nicknames Out of nothing, the youth of many people in the future began at this moment! “Ah! This gang of black powder is endless! The nickname of labor and management is clearly ‘God killer’!” Su Feng said angrily, looking at the newspaper. The killing is the killing of the god, the one is the killing of the god, as for the god? How many gods can there be in the NBA in the 1990s?

Unexpectedly, Chen Hansheng, a social elite and eligible bachelor, was reborn and woke up as a high school senior who had just graduated. At the crossroads, Chen Hansheng hesitated. Should he choose Shen Youchu, the hidden gem, or Xiao Rongyu, his unattainable first love?

Transmigrating into a new world, will our MC be able to survive? In a world full of faults and danger, can he live happily? "I am superior than that one!" ??? "What do you mean by that!? You are clearly destroyed by me!" ??? "Who are you two!?" MC

Chi Chi transmigrated 10 whole years ago. It was sudden, but after ten years they settled into an average life in this magical world. Though when they body they are living in matures at age 25, their system unlocks. A system they didn't really want. Though, who isn't tempted by potential super powers. *** Authors Note: Hey guys. I'm started writing this as a joke. Though low and behold it was fun so now I'm taking it seriously.

Reborn in the winter of 2018. He was terminated by Barcelona right after he came on the scene, and because he refused the bribes asked for by the men's football team leader, he was completely banned by the men's football team. It was a blast to start. But with the help of the system, Chen Mo became the nightmare of all offensive players in the football world. With the template of the king of steals, he became the world's number one defensive midfielder that everyone feared. The world's top strikers broke through the defense one after another. Messi: Let Chen Mo stay away from me!

Raghav inherent his grandmother's bookstore, he found a secret room which have magical book which lead into new realms. so hop into there adventure

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

Robert always wanted to transmigrate to another world. Now that he has transmigrated to another world, what will he do now? Follow Roberts's journey to another unknown world.