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death, it permeated not only their first life, but this second one as well. there was no escape, there was no freedom, there was only, death. at least, that was the case all the way until something happened to turn this emotionless tool, this mindless machine of mass destruction, into nothing more than what she truly was this go round. a naive, lovestruck, teenage girl. that is, if you ignore her overwhelming, near God like power, and her slight issue with obsession. then, yeah, normal, average, puppy dog eyed, head over heels teenage girl, that has the ability to transcend all of humanity, no big deal, right? RIGHT?!

Warning: This story contains explicit scenes that may not be suitable for sensitive readers. Reader discretion is advised Meet Kyouko, a stunning woman in her forties, who has carefully maintained her beauty and grace, striving to reignite a passion long lost with her indifferent husband. Kyouko’s efforts to remain attractive feel futile, as her husband’s affection and desire seem to have faded entirely. She feels invisible and unappreciated. But things take a twist when her daughter Sayaka and her handsome and charming son-in-law Haruki move in. When Kyouko starts noticing the hungry glances and smoldering interest in Haruki’s eyes, an intoxicating connection blooms. Haruki, a young, handsome man, becomes entranced by Kyouko’s allure, drawn to her in a way that leaves him breathless. The tension between them crackles, igniting a wild longing that neither can ignore. As they slip into a clandestine routine of stolen moments, their electric chemistry explodes into a passionate affair. Kyouko feels the thrill of being desired again, each encounter charged with urgency and raw desire. The heat becomes unbearable, leading to rendezvous filled with fervent kisses and heated embraces, as they shed the constraints of their responsibilities and societal expectations. Together, they plunge into a world of secret passion—nights of ecstasy that blur the lines between right and wrong. Kyouko reclaims her sensuality, awakening her dormant desires with Haruki’s touch. But as their affair intensifies, so do the risks. Can they keep their forbidden love hidden from Sayaka and her oblivious husband? Or will their longing lead to a scandal that could tear them apart? Dive into this steamy tale of illicit desire, self-discovery, and the intoxicating thrill of breaking every rule for the love that makes their hearts race.

#Sweetnormal kids #Sweet fast-paced novel with little misunderstandings. Her life was lost to a man she thought would love and free her from all the miseries she went through. She was a groomed assassin from a young age and a total orphan without a family; after loving and completing missions for this man, she loses her life to the same man who takes her life away, depriving her of any chance to be alive! But miraculously, her soul gets transmigrated to another girl of the same world as her. But this time, she gets a perfect man as her husband. She gets to be a mother of three beautiful babies who were triplets! Author: What do you think about this life? It's a second chance, Tang Fei... Tang Fei; "It's my first time being a mom, but I will learn. After all, I was infertile in my previous life, so this is a bonus!" Author; What about the man? "It's okay, I can learn how to be a good wife; after all, it's my first time to be married and be a wife; nothing is difficult, so long as he loves and pampers me! And probably cry below his arms, who knows!" Author; What about my past life? "Of course, that man has to call me Sixth Auntie, and I will be an elder to him; how hilarious, right? But I still will avenge my past life, they don't deserve to live a good life through my sweat!"

Elaina never anticipated discovering that her husband, the reigning emperor of the Kingdom of Luminiera, was unfaithful. To make matters worse, the one seemingly attempting to undermine their marriage was none other than her sister! Unable to confront this harsh reality, Elaina resolved to plan her escape and distance herself from her husband. However, a significant complication emerged while she was plotting her departure—she was pregnant with the emperor's child. Determined not to subject her child to the consequences of her husband's infidelity, she chose to flee with her child and embark on a fresh start in the neighboring kingdom of Darcero, utilizing her expertise in farming while also planning on raising the child that she will give birth soon all on her own without the need and support of a father. As fortune would have it, the gods appeared to favor her resolve. "Because the gods are impressed by your dedication, we reward you with a helper that will allow you to flourish in this land. In exchange, you help us grow plants that are not yet present in this world and spread them all over the world. Activating the Farm Helper. Welcome, host!" Now faced with the prospect of an entirely new life and the responsibility of her unborn child, Elaina must navigate the challenges that lie ahead. What trials and tribulations will she encounter as she endeavors to build a life for herself and her child in this unfamiliar territory?

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Reborn into something new and in a new world, Morgana found herself with no memories about her past. She lost them when a powerful entity took pity on her and offered her the chance to be reborn in her own primitive world. A letter left by her past self told her about... well, nothing really. The old Morgana was glad when she learned that she would lose her memory due to being reborn as part of this deal. She accepted without hesitation, especially after the powerful entity explained everything in detail. “WHAT!” Morgana exclaimed, reading the letter. “We’re both BIG perverts! And what do you mean by spreading my legs and pushing out many babies?” “EXPLAIN!” Reborn with stunning silver hair, crimson eyes, and a Futa, Morgana now belonged to a new race called Breeder. Follow the journey of Morgana as she tries to survive in this primitive world, with a LOT of Breeding. … [Warning: This story contains heavy R-18 sexual content, including pregnancy, futanari, Incest, breeding, and more. Read at your own risk.] Support: patreon.com/Midnight_Paradox Discord: https://discord.gg/NBqGDtmxnp

Raven just wants to live a peaceful life is world that demands that she die for crime she didn't commit. Her mother was a notorious Assassin but they could never prove it until after she died on a job. Even then, they could only prove that she killed people not that any of her money was illegally obtained so it all went to Raven and her Father hated her for it. He had her mother blood in her veins. So much so that he had her locked away for the rest of her life.... or so he thought. Follow Raven as she embarks on her journey in a world that tries to swallow her whole at every turn and as she learns the truth about her Mother and about herself. There will be child abuse and general mistreatment present so be forwarned. As the story progresses the supernatural will have a part in this novel so if ghouls and ghosts aren't your thing then I recommend you keep schrolling. Also this is a work of FICTION. Any similarities to a person living or dead is completely coincidental.

[Warning! Contains sex scenes, lemons and perverted MC. Read at your own risk.] Rain, a typical young master, led a fine life, enjoying power and status. But once confronted by the hero, Rain suffered a crushing defeat. Unable to accept this reality, he continued to confront him, not knowing that he was doomed to defeat from the start. Eventually, when Rain had lost everything he held dear and was in the depths of despair, the fog in his head cleared and he realized. "What the fuck am I doing?" "Why am I not using my brain and d*ck to defeat the hero? After that, Rain found his own way to crush the hero... ---- What about the story? {Milfs, A lot of Netori and Stealing, Large harem, Oyakodon, Mature Women, Virgins, Yandere, Twins, Waifu of different races, Beast girls, Dragons, Elves, Succubbs, Demons, Goddesses, and lots of other cultural stuff} Of course, No Ntr, No Yuri. And what about the Main Character? {Highly Possessive, Shameless, Genius, Knows what he Wants and Gets it} ---- What about the bonuses? Dragon + 2 chapters Magic Castle + 5 chapters Everything Other + ??? chapters (Gift to find out...) ---- Link to discord: https://discord.com/invite/gcFdZvk7QM

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In a brutal, Apocalyptic world ruled by gods and monsters, a young man awakens in the arms of a fearsome War Mother A tall Female warrior bred from the rage of the war god himself. Naked, disoriented, and barely alive with his organs hanging out, he quickly learns that her mercy is as terrifying as her wrath. Rescued and pieced together by her crude hands, he struggles to understand why she spared him, especially when War Mothers are known for their savagery and their penchant for grinding their enemies to dust.

A poor young man failed a job interview and was killed by a car because he was helping a cat. A career woman who caught her fiancé cheating on her with another woman in her apartment died after she was hit by a truck while running on a rainy day. When they came to their senses, the two of them became father and daughter figures. Aliester Hohenzollern, a King from the Rumanier Kingdom who turns out to be a widower with one child and Magdalene Hohenzollern, a sweet princess who turns out to be Aliester's daughter. The two of them become a family without knowing each other's true identities until they finally have a new goal. "Dad, Magda wants a new Mom! Be a good man and give Magda a new Mom!" asked Magdalene. "I'm still single?! How do I find a new mother for this child?!" Aliester thought. "Magda will find the right partner for you, Dad~" The unique story of father and daughter will begin in their search for a new wife and mother.

Return to the world of the Crestas and the Evenhide Pack! The ruling Cresta shifter family has just celebrated another bonding, but the romance and intrigue aren't over. Stunning and powerful witch Ravyn Rolfe, mother of the most powerful Luna in the Shifter Federation, is still heartbroken...grieving widower Alpha Jude Faolan needs her to find him a mate...Could Ravyn be his fated mate, and will the dark forces destroy their happiness?

Li Wei lived a dull, overworked life—until destiny (or a rogue truck) intervened, catapulting him into a world of mystical cultivators and deadly power struggles. Waking up in the body of Li Wei, the infamous and lazy heir of the Immortal Ice Sect, he finds himself in a precarious position: surrounded by enemies, burdened by a reputation for arrogance, and targeted for assassination. The only thing worse than inheriting this life? Realizing his new body’s cultivation potential is off the charts... if only the previous owner hadn’t been an idle narcissist. With the sect matriarch as his coldly disappointed mother, a stoic yet dangerously competent protector in the ice-cold beauty Leng Yue, and a mysterious "Young Master System" pushing him toward reckless behavior, Li Wei must balance survival with ambition. Every quest forces him to embrace the absurdities of an over-the-top cultivation world—whether humiliating enemies or accumulating riches—while concealing his true identity as a transmigrator. But as he’s exiled from the safety of his sect and thrown into the chaotic world below, Li Wei quickly learns that charisma, cunning, and a knack for manipulation might be even deadlier than swordsmanship. After all, why fight fair when you can command, deceive, and dominate? With ancient relics, feuding clans, and dangerous beauties complicating his journey, Li Wei's rise through the cultivation ranks is anything but conventional. What starts as a quest for survival may just become a path to unstoppable power... assuming his outrageous system quests don’t get him killed first. Will Li Wei overcome his past’s shameful legacy, outsmart his enemies, and become the true master of his destiny—or will his laziness, scheming rivals, and shameless arrogance bring him to ruin?

Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance… Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?

In the quiet corners of a strained marriage, a man finds himself lost in the passion that has eluded him. His wife, Sarah, is distant, and their relationship is clouded with unmet needs. Amid his yearning for intimacy, he shares an unexpected connection with his charming mother-in-law, Elsie, who arrives for a special visit. As the story unfolds, lines blur and emotions intensify—secrets surface, desires grow, and new boundaries are crossed. A tale of unspoken yearnings, uncharted territories of love, and the tempting pull of forbidden attraction, this novel delves into the complexities of desire, family dynamics, and the heart’s unexpected journey.

[Discontinue since it's was considered to be too sensitive] My life with my seven mothers was going perfectly well...That is, until one day my true mother desired to barge into my life like an unapologetic storm and reveal some shocking secrets about me and my mothers that would forever change my life.  "What?! You're actually a Goddess, Mom?!...And one of the most powerful ones that exist?!" I gasped as I heard about the shocking fact about my true mother, who gave birth to me. "You're kidding?!..The seven women who I all call 'Mom' and who have taken care of me since birth are all your Valkyries?!" My knees went weak as my mother didn't let me rest and revealed another truth about my mothers. "And as your son, I have the opportunity of sitting on the Throne of the Universe if I complete a trial that's considered impossible even by the Gods above." I said in awe as I thought about the opportunity that was presented before me and then asked what exactly this 'impossible task' was. "W-What?...Did you just say that the only way I can ascend to become a True God is if I make all seven of my mothers fall for me, their only son, and also make them give a boatload of grandchildren for you?" I slowly asked in utter disbelief as I couldn't believe that I actually had to steal the hearts of the same woman, who'd been treating me as their beloved son since my birth. To turn all seven of my mothers into the mothers of my children...Just what sort of turn has my already bizarre life taken? •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° [No Blood Related Relationships - No NTR - No Yuri - No sharing - No system that assists the protagonist - No mind control - No drugs or potions that influence the girls - Hardcore Inseki - Wholesome - Harem - Slice of Life Romance - Slow Paced - No unnecessary Drama - Finally a very competent protagonist]

I'm a mother in the apocolips but I have those I cherish around me so it's okay.

Love is inherently a complex emotion, so much so that even the gods grow weary of its endless cycle. To put an end to this chaos, Cupid decided to create a solution: connecting lovers with a red thread of fate. Those bound by this thread would clearly see the connection between them, as a confirmation that they were meant to be together. Every trait, personality, and destiny would align perfectly, as if the universe had already planned it. However, in a strange twist, the thread decided to bind Cassius to his cold and powerful mother, a duchess renowned for her icy heart. This connection not only confused Cassius but also placed him in a dilemma, forcing him to face complex emotions and family secrets he had never suspected. Then, on a fateful day, Cassius saw the red thread appear once again. This time, it did not connect him to his mother but to a girl that he’d never met. Why had the thread appeared between them? And could this connection be a test of fate, or merely a cruel joke by the gods? ------- [No NTR][No Yuri]

Set in 2004, Maria and Ambrose's search for their missing mother leads them to Aston, a man claiming to be their father who had gone for a decade to get a milk from a parallel world. As they delve deeper, they discover the profound bonds of family across dimensions and the second chances to redeem themselves.

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A disembodied soul wakes in a void with no memory of who they used to be but still has a general knowledge of how they had lived on Earth. The soul is approached by a primordial goddess of chaos and is asked by the goddess whether they wish to join her family. Once they became kin with the goddess they were told to travel throughout multiple worlds and get stronger. Follow the story of Zero as he travels through familiar and unfamiliar worlds to gain strength. Join my discord to see the character illustrations and chat with other story readers. I'd love to hear your thoughts and have a discussion. https://discord.gg/zpZvf2d8fp https://www.patreon.com/Nii07

Max was a normal teen with a loving family. But one day, while eating breakfast, he heard the doorbell ring.  Wondering who it was, Max opened the door only for his entire life to change.  Turns out, his mother is not a normal person. But a queen, the Queen of the fucking world!! His sisters, the princesses, and he, the sole heir, the crown prince of the entire world!!  Not only that, he learned that superpowers exist. And not only do they exist, he can have a superpower too! And so do supernatural races! TAGS: MILFS, VAMPIRES, ELVES, DRAGONS, DEMONS, DEMI-HUMANS, THREESOMES, OYAKODON

Julie became an adventurer when she was 14 picking herbs, killing goblins and escorting wealthy people was her life for five years. Along the way she met a Callum a short man who was a gold plate adventurer they fell in love and got married at 19. Julie fell pregnant and gave birth the year she married and had to quit adventuring to give birth then to look after her twin boys. All was well until Callum got injured one day from a quest and started drinking all day to cope with the financial stress creating a miserable spiral. Julie who is now a twenty four year old with two five year old boys and a alcoholic husband who can't work must go back to adventuring to support her family and pay her husband's debt.

Lucian was your normal high school student who was returning home from school when truck-kun sent him to be reincarnated in a fantasy world.  He was now the prince of demons, and when Lucian came to know about it, he was ecstatic.  He was prepared to live a lazy and debaucherous life with his beautiful mother and sisters.  But, things didn't go as he imagined. His mother was a beautiful woman whose beauty can only be challenged by her ruthlessness.  She, one day, called him into her throne room and said, “Your brother is dead. He turned out to be a disappointment. I hope you're not like him.”  She then gave him a task, “Conquer me a duchy of the human kingdom within a year!”  Having no choice but to do things his mother's way, Lucian sets out to conquer the human duchy.  But, would he do just as his mother said? “No! I will become powerful and conquer these lands! I will conquer every beauty and once I become powerful, hehe… I will spank her butt and take her throne!”

shaurya,a young man, is torn between his duty to marry a woman chosen by his mother and his forbidden love for a supernatural being. As he navigates this conflict, he finds himself drawn into a world of mystery, and where the lines between reality and the unknown are blurred. Will shaurya follow his heart and risk everything, or will he succumb to the expectations of these around him?

When Evy, the beloved daughter of Blaise and Isaac, falls victim to a rare and deadly illness, the pack is thrown into chaos. As the clock ticks down to save her life, a devastating secret is revealed: Isaac has another son, Leo, with his first love, Serena. Torn between his past and present, Isaac makes a choice that shatters Blaise’s world. Grief-stricken and betrayed, Blaise must navigate the ruins of her life, facing the harsh reality that the man she loved has chosen another. But as Serena’s triumphant return threatens to erase Blaise’s place in the pack, she must decide whether to fight for what’s left or walk away forever.