Machete Anaconda

"Xu Ning transmigrated to a world where Hell was awakened and everyone was in a state of panic. What confused him, even more, was that there was an engagement with hell hanging in his home. There would be powerful succubus wives knocking on his door regularly. Moreover, they all wanted to “wring him dry”. Fortunately, the ring which he always brought along with him became his cheat engine. Fake secret cultivation manuals sold by an old evangelist became real. The goji berries that he bought from the Chinese medicine stall became a manhood restoration elixir. The kukri machete which he cherished as a collector's item became the bane of all ghostly creatures. But after some time, looking at his succubus wives lying on the bed, Xu Ning still felt like he had a long way to go. "

After being reincarnated, Blake received a system message: [You’ll die in 1 day. Your life will not end until the time of death!] Blake could not believe his eyes and was going crazy when the system gave him a bunch of missions. [Mission 1: Spend a night in the Haunted Graveyard! Rewards: 1. Your life will be extended by 1 day; 2. Unlock one of the Human Genetic Lock!] [Mission 2: Charge into the Mafia’s Hideout with a gun and rob 5 million from them! Rewards: 1. Your life will be extended by 1 week; 2. Unlock one of the Human Genetic Lock!] [Mission 3: Head to the Underground Fighting Ring and fight to the death against the Muscular Demon! Rewards: 1. Your life will be extended by 1 month; 2. Unlock two of the Human Genetic Locks!] Because of the system, Earth now had a person who would surf on tsunamis, dance in tornados, play with sharks, hug anacondas in the forest, and sunbathe next to active volcanos. This marked the beginning of Blake’s unkillable life.

Her blade or her mother, the choice is hers, but if and only if she shall prove her strength. Or so she thought. On her vengeful journey, her mother's condition constantly unknown to her, will she combat her way to victory? Or is the "victory" only an illusion? On a journey requiring the coldest possible heart, shall it melt instead, at the most unexpected of times? (Includes highly but not disturbingly sexual chapters) Cover by me~

A very very fancy ship and a very very fancy king who owns it. A pretty architect and a jealous purple haired to be queen. A bunch of men in fancy suits. Some of the most dangerous waters on the world. Mental COVID patients on the loose. There's probably also a cage free anaconda somewhere. And a dead captain. I forgot about the dead captain. We also have a murderer who actually might be the room service guy knocking on your door. Like..right now. Anyways, this is the Littorian. Where a hundred things could go wrong. And no, our king does not care. Welcome aboard!

The world changes with the arrival of the Transformers Civilization. As a result of the Cataclysm, people transform into Motorbots according to the type of car under their name. Some people had cross-country vehicles under their names, some had sports cars, while others had bicycles… Your car determines your fate. Unfortunately for Lin Qing, he transforms into a bicycle. Ten years later, Lin Qing is reborn and transmigrated to the day before the Cataclysm. Determined to change his fate, he buys a heavy truck and welds an eight-meter-long machete to it…

un chico es invocado a otro mundo, como entretenimiento de un ente que esta apunto de dormir, este ente le otorgo dos poderes, el primero alterar la realidad con su mente, el segundo la capacidad de que su arma devoré a sus enemigos, y evolucione con los restos de los seres que derroto. ahora el chico de nombre Eduardo sin saberlo se embarcara en una serie de aventuras, sin sentido que son vistas por un ente de otra realidad que busca entreteniendo.

How does it feel to be pushed into a pile of zombies by the closest and most trusted person? The reborn Hua Mi said: The first priority of survival in the last days is to have enough supplies, stay away from the crowd and that white lotus, and survive until the end. Rolling up your sleeves and preparing for a big fight, suddenly activate the supermarket space and cashier system? ! Tsk, what more struggle is there in life, you can win until the end by lying down! But looking down at her growing belly, Hua Mi held milk powder in her left hand and a machete in her right. Where did this baby come from? ! The plan was a bit different, the first priority of survival was the smooth birth of the cub, and being vigilant against the man who stared at her stomach all day long. Man: Wife, why do I feel that you have been eating more and more fat recently? Looks like she's pregnant. Huami: Not like...

Imagine going into a VR Game, build by the scale of Earth. Imagine jumping on a Pacifist server and find friends which will help you kill an anaconda who is in located in Detroit. Imagine jumping on an Apocalyptic server and everyone is fighting each other until nobody remains. On this game, it is possible to do these things, and also, it is possible to have a much greater life than in real life. Note: This story is also available on RoyalRoad https://www.royalroad.com/profile/167850

How does it feel to be pushed into a pile of zombies by the closest and most trusted person? The reborn Hua Mi said: The first priority of survival in the last days is to have enough supplies, stay away from the crowd and that white lotus, and survive until the end. Rolling up your sleeves and preparing for a big fight, suddenly activate the supermarket space and cashier system? ! Tsk, what more struggle is there in life, you can win until the end by lying down! But looking down at her growing belly, Hua Mi held milk powder in her left hand and a machete in her right. Where did this baby come from? ! The plan was a bit different, the first priority of survival was the smooth birth of the cub, and being vigilant against the man who stared at her stomach all day long. Man: Wife, why do I feel that you have been eating more and more fat recently? Looks like she's pregnant. Huami: Not like...

The soul memories of hundreds of prisoners of death were merged into a poor and incompetent second generation of rich people, and they were reborn, transformed into a super all-around genius who knew almost everything, and at the same time, they also picked up a beautiful wife for nothing. The powerful soul energy gives Yang Hongtao the ability to create life. He can endow a mosquito, a mobile phone, or even a piece of bread with short low-level wisdom and life. Want to obtain trade secrets of multinational groups? He can use the powerful hacker technology to invade the other party's group network to obtain information. However, he still prefers to capture the group's computer host directly and let it have an electronic intelligent life. So for Yang Hongtao, the group company has no secret to say! In the face of the pursuit of the world's top ten killers, he can easily crush the throat of the other side with the secret skills of ancient martial arts, but he still prefers to secretly capture the enemy's personal weapons and give them life. In this way... when the fierce swordsman wields his life-loving machete, he is likely to cut off his nose first, while the ruthless gunman will probably blow up his own little brother first if he pulls a gun!

Pablo Escobar was born on a cattle ranch in 1949, the second year of The Violence, a civil war that saw millions of Colombians flee their homes and left hundreds of thousands dead. Slicing people up with machetes was popular and led to a new genre of slaughter methods with ornate names. The Flower Vase Cut began with the severing of the head, arms and legs. The liberated limbs were stuffed down the neck, turning the headless torso into a vase of body parts. A victim stabbed in the neck, who had his tongue pulled out through the gap and hung down his chest was wearing a Colombian Necktie. The turmoil affected nearly every family in Colombia. It accus- tomed Pablo's generation to extreme violence and the expectancy of a short and brutal life. Pablo's parents were Abel de Jesús Dari Escobar, a hard-working peasant farmer who traded cows and horses, and Hermilda Gaviria, an elementary-school teacher. As her husband was mostly absent due to work, Her- milda cooked, cleaned and took care of her family. Pablo was the third of seven children. ———————————— Discord:- RAJABHIDIXIT#5608 Instagram:-THE_DEVILS_LORD_777 SNAPCHAT:- RAJABHI046 If you wish to share your opinion on this book, don't feel shy and drop a comment or a message. My discord is :-RAJABHIDIXIT#5608

A young mangaka dies while working and is reborn. He used to read a lot of isekai about the reborn, about fairy-tale and bright worlds... but what was happening next could not come to the mind of any sick psychopath-sadist. This world controlled by contract masters. They use different monsters having crazy functions. A spider-waiter, a singing air anaconda, a cursed berry of super ability, a strength demon, a cloning spirit, a night lover, a contra... "contract against unforeseen troubles" frog and a scream painting. Can the main character not go crazy, survive and make his way to the light in a world where a storm is rising? ___________________________ My original text "On a par with the storm" - https://author.today/work/138401 Other work: Splited King (Tell of Anti-Hero) https://www.webnovel.com/book/splited-king_20778179306900405

Midnight Inks Tells the gripping tale of two brothers, Aiden and Bran Raye, who embark on a perilous journey in search of a better life after losing their parents. Their bond is tested when they reach a fateful T-junction in their journey. They decide to part ways, leaving their machetes as a symbol of their survival—each machete embedded in the ground, with the promise that if one falls, it signifies the death of its owner. Years later, Aiden, having faced numerous hardships and near-death experiences on his own path, returns to the junction, only to find Bran’s machete fallen—a stark signal that his brother is dead. Heartbroken but determined, Aiden follows the path Bran took and arrives at the kingdom of Eldoria. Here, he discovers a realm tormented by the Midnight Ink Club, a sinister organization that preys upon its citizens and forces them to join its ranks. To uncover the truth behind Bran’s death, Aiden is compelled to infiltrate the Midnight Ink Club. His journey through the treacherous organization reveals the dark forces behind Bran’s demise. Driven by vengeance and a quest for justice, Aiden fights to dismantle the Midnight Ink Club, confronting its ruthless leader and his minions. Through his struggle, Aiden transforms from a grieving brother to a fearless warrior and leader. With the Midnight Ink Club’s defeat, Eldoria begins to heal, and Aiden’s bravery earns him the respect and love of its people. He marries Elara, a wise and compassionate woman who becomes his partner in both life and leadership. Crowned as the new king of Eldoria, Aiden ushers in an era of peace and prosperity. The kingdom rejoices in its newfound freedom and stability, honoring Aiden as a hero who overcame personal loss to restore hope and justice. **Midnight Inks** is a tale of courage, redemption, and the enduring power of brotherly love. It explores themes of vengeance, leadership, and the transformative journey from grief to triumph, all set against the backdrop of a kingdom reborn from darkness.

After finishing her first year high, Vanessa Beaks goes with her Dad to a summer camp, to deal with a new deadly disease that's being passed to humans by baby albino anaconda snakes. While there, she encounters new threats and new powers she never knew she was cable of.

Sofian umur 24 tahun masih lagi bujang dia ialah seorang peon disebuah syarikat terkemuka di negeri sembilan, lama dia berkhidmat disitu tapi tidak diberi peluang untuk merasa kenaikan pangkat mahupun gaji, dalam masa cuti rehat dia menghabiskan masa mengikuti kelas silat hanya itu yang dia minati sejak kecil selepas mendengar cerita dari arwah datuknya tentang lagenda 5 bersaudara membuat dia tertarik mempelajari ilmu seni mempertahankan diri tersebut. Nak dijadikan cerita dia mendapat arahan dari pegawai atasan untuk menghantar dokumen ke sebuah bank, setibanya di destinasi berlaku sesuatu yang tidak dingini, sekumpulan lelaki bertopeng cuba untuk melakukan rompakan dibank tersebut dan memegang seorang tebusan yang juga kanak-kanak, dengan bersenjatakan parang dan pistol mereka mengugut pihak keselamatan untuk membukakan laluan tanpa halangan untuk mereka melarikan diri, Sofian tanpa berfikir panjang masuk campur dalam pergelutan itu demi membebaskan kanak-kanak tersebut dalam masa yang sama terdengar beberapa das tembakan dilepaskan..bang*....bang*.......bang*...... perompak berjaya ditahan pihak berkuasa, tetapi Sofian terkulai layu dihadapan lantai bank berkenaan, dia dimasukkan ke hospital dengan pendarahan teruk diperut, rusuk kanan dan paru-paru kiri doktor pembedahan hanya menggelengkan kepala menunjukkan tanda yang Sofian tidak mungkin dapat hidup lama dengan kehilangan darah yang banyak Sofian jatuh koma...ikuti pengembaraan roh Sofian kembali ke zaman lampau melalui masa ke era 13 kurun mengambil alih tubuh seorang kanak-kanak yang mati akibat dipatuk ular berbisa. saya translate dibawah menggunakan google translate maaf. Sofian was a peon in a leading company in the state of nine, where he served a long time but was not given the opportunity to feel a promotion or salary, during his rest period he spent the course of silat only that he had been interested since childhood after hearing the story of his grandfather about his grandfather The 5 legendary siblings make him interested in learning the martial arts science. He made the story he received instructions from his superior to send a document to a bank, upon arrival at a destination of something unusual, a group of masked men tried to commit the robbery and held a ransom as well as a child, armed with their machetes and pistols threatening security forces to open their path without hindrance to escape them, Sofian without long thought to intervene in the struggle to free the child at the same time sounded several shots fired. .... bang * ...... the robbers have been arrested by the authorities, but Sofian was dropped in front of the bank's floor bleeding heavily, he was admitted to the hospital with severe critical bleeding, on the right ribs and left lung the surgeon just shook his head showing signs that Sofian could not possibly live long that was the time Sofian's were fallen coma ... follow the journey Sofian's soul went back past through the 13th century takes over the body of a dead child that has died because of venomous snake bite. I translate it under google translate sorry. TAGS: HISTORICAL FICTION, MARTIAL ARTS, WAR&MILITARY, BROTHERHOOD, FAN FICTION.

just using webnovel to download it Don't vote or anything read at mtlnation.com discord link https://discord.com/invite/kRXq4ShwUE A supernatural master god game descends. Each dungeon is a terrifying and weird world! A medical student who was tainted by the meme of the evil god before birth was selected to enter the game. Luo Xiu, who carried the evil god's source code, became a bug in the game world! [Acquired weapon——Machete (data deletion/modification)] [Acquisition of Weapon - Brain Stem Scalpel] [Special effect: After determining the range, 100% can accurately cut off the zombie's brainstem, making it incapacitated] Under the influence of the evil god's source code, Luo Xiu's behavior which he thought was normal, in the eyes of other players and even game NPCs, seemed to make one's scalp tingle! Player a: "Hiding in the laboratory for half a month? What did he eat to survive?" Player b: "What?! Planting... cancer cells?!?!" A corpse king: "He's here, he's here! He's coming with a smile!! He...why does he have sixteen...

Wen Meng transmigrated into a melodramatic interstellar novel, becoming the malicious supporting character and fake heiress. As a result, she was thrown into a desolate star's lake at the beginning and nearly drowned. Fortunately, she awakened the beast-taming ability, and with the help of the system, she successively tamed various young disaster beasts and lived together with the little ones. One day.. A pitch-black serpent coiled around Wen Meng's body, its head affectionately resting against her cheek. "Get off her!!" The white wolf at his feet suddenly transformed into a handsome man He clenched his fists and roared at the black serpent. "What's it to you?" The black snake spoke, its voice human-like. To assert its dominance, it coiled around her even tighter and flicked its tongue against her ear. "Can't you understand?" The man, burning with jealousy, grabbed the snake by the neck. "If you play like this, it won't be fun anymore." The black snake unexpectedly transformed into the handsome 858. The smoke cleared, and the two men were grappling with each other. The scene was extremely ugly. "How did they... turn into humans?!" Wen Meng couldn't believe her eyes. "So childish, still fighting." The big eagle spread his arms and hugged Wen Meng's waist from behind, resting his chin on her shoulder, greedily inhaling the fragrance of her neck. "Only beasts without confidence compete for mates." "Exactly!" The little bear comfortably rested its head on Wen Meng's snow-white thigh, rubbing its furry face vigorously. One of its paws was stretched out, and Wen Meng was trimming its nails. The little bear spoke in a soft, childish voice, "Not like me, I'm a good baby." But at this moment, Wen Meng had already come to her senses. She murmured, "You too can turn into humans, right?" Big Eagle: "..." Little Bear: "..." Later, they all wanted to have her to themselves. Using all their tricks to ruin the reputation of other disaster beasts, Filial piety turns sour, consumed by jealousy. Bai E: "Say you love me, that you love me the most, right?" Wen Meng: ... (I love, universal love) Anaconda: "Why can't we be together? Did you give birth to me?" Wen Meng: ... (You've grown up and become disobedient) Thunderbird: "Open your eyes and look at me. I don't believe your eyes are empty." Wen Meng: "Put your clothes on!!" (nosebleed gushing) Bear King: You think I have no feelings for you? I just go into heat a bit later. Wen Meng: ? (Bear hug, uh, can't breathe) And then later— Wen Meng found the culprit who had plotted against her. "Compete with me? You're not even worthy." That person glanced at Wen Meng with disdain Not a trace of remorse. She had never taken Wen Meng seriously. Wen Meng opened the space card. The most terrifying disaster beast in the galaxy appeared at the same time. The magnetic field and celestial phenomena of the Emperor Star were in complete chaos, as if it were the end of the world. These ancient god-like beasts of calamity bowed to her, Glaring at the enemy with fierce eyes. The woman's face turned pale, filled with terror "Did that scare you?" Wen Meng laughed "I've always wanted to ask you, do you really know, "Actually, you are the impostor?" Finally.. Wen Meng's former fiancé, General of the Empire, roared with reddened eyes, "Tell me! How many more men do I have to defeat to win your heart??" Chief Inspector of the police station, the mad scientist director, the aristocratic business tycoon... all being called out at the same time. And the one, two, three standing behind her... there were too many, Wen Meng couldn't remember them all. This world is a vast battlefield of Asuras.

Everything known about besties is what one could see. When I say everything l mean both negetive and positive. They were both negetive and positive. They were friendly as well as not friendly. They were adored by everyone sometimes.They were vigorous as well as safe . Have you ever heard about world war . If you don't know the definition be my guest and let me tell you a better method to know the definition through experience. All the nuclear weapons that are called dangerous are just a piece of cake to these bestiesTheir way of fighting is vicious aswell as vigorous like an anaconda's Vernon. I t can take you out in a second. The spirit of wanting to protect one another was within the two. They were inseparable and they were always there for each other but they knew they had to make a move as they had met something that their eyes adored but the risk that they had to take was just too much! The risk that they took led them into bringing new lives to the world . What will happen to them now! What risk had they taken!?

En un lugar apartado del resto del mundo, existe un lugar llamado "Las tierras antiguas", en donde se dice que solo habitan abuelas y abuelos. Aparte de ser un lugar misterioso de por si, se dice que ahí es donde se originó la leyenda del "Machete mata demonios", razon por la que un investigador novato decidio adentrarse en esa tierra misteriosa.

Reeves(subject 226) part of Earth's resistance faction was giving a one way ticket to Isekai world by a mutated swamp anaconda. Normally in this circumstances one would expect a gold finger, a cheat like ability that would give one absolute power and capabilities to bitch slap various young masters (even their father's father included), bragging rights to have no less than six kingdom destroying beauties, forming a harem that would make you enemy NO.1 in every otaku's book, plot armour so thick even batman wishes he had, heavenly defying luck that can win you the Lottery without you even trying(just to name a few) But boy did reality kick him in the balls hard. Follow him on his struggles to find peace in this new hell hole of a world, follow him on his eulogy. ______________________________________________ Random thought: (batman has the thickest plot armour ever known to man your sus if you think am wrong)

THE ROYALS is a perfume producing company in America, the biggest in the country. It's on the list of the top ten richest and biggest companies in America sitting at the top position, number one. It's the fourth worldwide. More than thirty countries are recorded for using their product worldwide. They are not only manufacturers and marketers of perfume, they are involved in fashion too, shoes and clothes. Their products are highly patronized because they produce quality and lasting products. It's expensive too. Now let's meet the owner of The royals, Jennifer Keys, the richest female billionaire in America. She's twenty six, single and not ready to tie herself down in a relationship after suffering toxic relationships from Anacondas (Her way of referring to men). She's arrogant, strict and cold. She never thought a day would come when things would change in her life till she met a hothead named Myles Kennedy. How will their paths cross?

Some nightmares do not halt, they keep replaying till you lose your sanity. I have no idea what else I'm gonna do at this juncture of my life. Is my life even mine? I can't feel it is. What am I gonna do to be free? Free as a bird from this shackle? I am Hailey Brown, I reside in Chicago. I lay on a bare fluffy floor warping my fragile legs and twitching like a leaf. My tummy was agonizing badly and I could feel my intestines getting devoured as if a clump of rats were gnawing them. I let out an audible sigh. It's not the first time I have been in extreme distress. My eyes bulged looking somber, my lips, parched. I heard the bars of the cell I was in, clattering. It was the jail guard. He has arrived again to invite me to go work on the field as well as with the inmates. The clattering slammed my ears and I attempted to rise to my feet I felt so dizzy that my head commenced spinning, but I still attempted to waddle frightened I was going to get whacked or dragged out forcefully. The guards in the jail are quite brutal like soldiers, a few of them have mistreated me a few times hence, the awful bruises and spots on my arms and legs. I was almost arriving at the bars and I weakly plopped to the floor conk out. Hours hastily departed. Munroe Jackson, my husband, he is running for governor. He relaxed on the bottom of his bed in only a pair of shorts. His hairy puffy chest was disclosed and his hips were as well. Samantha, my half-sister hopped on the bed in only a bra and a pant. She crawled towards Munroe giggling noisily and wrapping her smooth arms around his chest like an anaconda grasping its prey. Munroe's phone beeped noisily and he tugged it from his pants on the bed. He peeked at the screen and he saw it was one of his minions dialing and he answered the call. "What news do you have for me?" Munroe sniffed. "it is done boss, she's now six feet under." replied, the jail guard. Munroe had disbursed to a few guards in prison to have me killed. He wanted me gone so he can successfully be elected governor. Eight months after I gave birth to our daughter, Bella, I unearthed that he runs an illegal drug trafficking business and is a member of a syndicate. Not only that, he smuggles arms and grenades out of the country. Munroe comprehended I won't take that sitting down and he had me framed for possessing drugs. I had no evidence to back me in court and though I kept blurting to the judge and members of the courtroom, that Munroe is a drug lord, no one gave attention to my voice and my sentence was heightened accused of slander. The jail guards had brought me to a forest at midnight wrapped in a sack and they threw my body inside a hole which they dug and buried me alive.