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WARNING: MATURE CONTENT | HAREM | R18 | COMEDY | ACTION | FILTHY [Ding!] [You have unlocked the strongest Harem System!] Mikey Dickson, an 18-year-old webnovel addict, stumbles upon a hidden feature—one that lets him enter the novels he reads. But Mikey isn’t just any reader… he’s the biggest pervert imaginable! When given the chance to choose his adventure, does he pick epic battles or grand quests? Hell no! He chooses MILFs. [Mission Processing…] [Mission Confirmed!] [Satisfy these MILFs and capture their soul cores to grow stronger!] 'Oh my freaking god! I got a real system—just like in those novels! This can't be real!' But reality slaps Mikey hard when he accidentally enters a novel way beyond his capabilities. Now, it’s not just about satisfaction—it’s about survival. If he fails, the consequences are far worse than he ever imagined. Can Mikey conquer his world by reaching the peak of the social class, claim his rewards, and live the ultimate fantasy? Or will he get more than he bargained for? Join him on this wild, steamy, and action-packed journey! Additionally tags: Sex| MILF | Anal | BDSM | Threesome | Mystery | Academy | Gang wars | Urban There will be SMUT, HAREM, MYSTERY, DEATH and intense story building. Feel free to ask your questions about the book in the review or comment section. Add this book to your collection and donate your power stones! Please leave a review of your thoughts of the book. Please take a chance on the book and read a few chapters atleast. Thanks again. See you in the comments!

[ WPC FEB 2024 ENTRY ] Hao Chen, a very handsome young man, doesn't have anything except his little sister. As he was walking home from where he worked, he suddenly had an accident. A car hit him while he was crossing a zebra crossing. But Hao Chen knows one thing, if it was a deliberate act, knows who is the mastermind behind all this. Unfortunately he couldn't do anything at that time, due to his serious injuries. His head was bleeding, and even his bones were broken. Because the blood continued to flow out, staining the surrounding streets. Hao Chen, he died. But he didn't realize that there was a light that witnessed everything, about his entire life and his memories. "What a poor mortal, let me, the God Emperor, Hao Tian, ​​help you avenge yourself!" A voice sounded from the surroundings, its tone was arrogant and filled with elegance. Suddenly the light began to enter the depths of Hao Chen's body, who was now dead. *** Watch on by reading the first chapter of this novel, the adventure that the god emperor will go through who returns as a mortal! Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/4yCzqTCUhp _________________ Others Tags: Evil MC, Cunning MC, NO YURI, NO NETORARE, ECCHI, HAREM, Mature, Adult, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal, Backdoor Sex, Beautiful Females, Dao Companions, Dual Cultivation, Netori, Dragons, Demons, Phoenix, Conflict, War, Overpowered, Genius, Wise, Campus, Teacher, Milf, Alchemy, Sister, Young & Mature, Young Girl, Mature Girl, R18, Smut, Ecchi, Blowjob, Titjob, Kiss, Romance, Fantasy, Gods, Immortals, AntiHero, Villain, Rise, Rise of The, Chaos, Mystery, Polygamy _________________ Daily Mission: 50 Powerstones: 1 Chapters Bonus! 100 Powerstones: More 2 Chapters! 50 Golden Tickets: 2 Chapters Bonus! 100 Golden Tickets: More 5 Chapters! _________________ Remember if the cover on this book is not mine!

To have the ability to see into people's past has no real appeal for the teenager this story is about, letting him only use it as amusement and to show off when he was drunk. Never look into someone's past beyond a superficial level. Never try to find out more than you should. NEVER. EVER. LOOK. INTO. THE. FUTURE. But everything changed the moment he was forced to look into the future, was forced to investigate the circumstances of a murder, and was forced to make the acquaintance of the victim's twin brother('s fists). The more time passed, the more it appeared that the primary reason for this murder wasn't a local, but a global one. This single, marred corpse was the beginning of a threat that would shake the world. (MC loses a screw when he enters the prison.) BL, first-person view; MC is shuo (perhaps even a reversible couple); love interest falls in love first; both MC and ML are straight, mutual bending, Enemies to Lovers Many thanks to MelBri for helping so skillfully with any kind of grammar error! (*ˊᗜˋ*)/ᵗᑋᵃᐢᵏ ᵞᵒᵘ*

Andy Collins, a 27-year-old office worker from New York and a notorious womanizer, is inexplicably transported to a medieval fantasy world where non-magical men are enslaved. Captured by hunters, Andy is forced into a brothel that exclusively serves women, where he is made to perform sex acts. What initially excites him as a chance to continue his lustful lifestyle quickly turns to horror as he faces the brutal reality of his new existence. This is a wild, unhinged tale like no other, where a man is thrust into an existential battle, torn between forbidden pleasures and the grim truth of his new life. [Additional Tags] Ahegao - Anal - Anal Intercourse - BBW - BDSM - Big Ass - Big Breasts - Blowjob - Bride - Chastity Belt - Creampie - Cunnilingus - Domination Loss - Femdom - Foursome - Gilf - Hardcore - Huge Breasts - Incest - Lingerie - Milf - Reverse Rape - Squirting - Stockings - Threesome - Unusual Pupils - Young & Mature

Fate of Humanity decided by luck. Ignorance against threat of extinction. Basking on the false Glory Built upon thousand sacrifice. Blind Faith, Fanatism, and Death Deities. Individual faith can change fate of entire race. Be it to be better one, or worse. When the Wheels of Fate stop rolling, there you know what your luck lies. Reload the musket, prepare the sword, suit the armor. May the war bring luck upon us! *** Carl Got crazy drunk on party only to wake up on completely different world. what adventure awaits him?

Ethan Cross was once a passionate TV show director—until his latest series flopped so hard that the internet shredded him apart. Hated, blackmailed, and drowning in regret, he spiraled into self-destruction… until one fateful night, when a truck ended his misery. But instead of disappearing into nothingness, Ethan wakes up five years in the future—in the body of a high school orphan with no memories of his past life. Just as he’s processing the absurdity of his situation, a floating system window appears before him: [Congratulations! You have been assigned the role: “Cosmetic TV Show Director”] Confused yet intrigued, Ethan soon realizes his new job isn’t about making TV for ordinary humans. No—his audience is the multiverse. Gods, demons, aliens, eldritch horrors, and civilizations across different dimensions are tuning in to watch his shows. And the stakes? Sky-high. The better his show performs, the more prizes, supernatural abilities, and insane rewards he earns. The worse it does? Well… let’s just say some universes don’t take disappointment lightly. With a mysterious system, bizarre production tools, and an infinite audience of unpredictable beings, Ethan must create the greatest TV show the multiverse has ever seen—or risk facing cosmic cancellation. Lights, camera… chaos!

Hwang Christine, CEO of one of the leading companies in the USA, is a devil blessed with the face of an angel. She built her company from scratches and now she is the youngest billionaires in the country. She has a past that has haunted her for most of her life. But, one fateful night after meeting a young, drunk man on the streets, she felt herself smile again. Maybe, a few Sparks around her heart too. Evan Wang, one of the highest paid models in USA, has a past he blames himself for. He regrets being born every single day. Until he met her. He felt alive again after spending one night with her. For the first time in years, he didn't regret being born. Theirs is a love that could harm them both. When Christine's past threatens to make a reappearance, will she let him walk away or save him with all she has ?

Drunk, I lie on the lap of a beauty; awake, I command the power of the world. From being unknown to dominating the world, when Lin Fan looks back on the path he has traveled, it is all laid out by beautiful women!

Jianghu was in turmoil, an era of great strife. The leader of Great Qin wielded the Mo Blade, leaving the world battered and bruised. The ageless figures of Jianghu crouched upon the mountains, and with a single turn, they cast the entire world below them. Strong men measured the earth with their feet, and heroes of Jianghu could cleave the heavens with one sword, yet in the blink of an eye, they were drunk in the embrace of beauties. The Taoist carried his sword, the Scholar drunk on wine. Wearing tattered clothes, a beggar grasped a rotten branch and dared to storm the ancestral hall of the Taoist Sect. On the willow-lined causeway, in the long pavilion, a man who had sat withered for thirty years turned and stepped out, holding a peach blossom, with a flick of his wrist, he shattered ten miles of red candles. The era of Great Qin was renamed the Great Yuan Era. The youth with the Wooden Sword left his mountain village behind. (Solo female lead)

A man who returned from Hell, revels in the city life, marries the most beautiful woman, and steps on his wildest enemies' stories. I'm the full-time bodyguard of the goddess; stay away from me, otherwise, the young CEO wife will get jealous again! Oops, why did I say "young"?

In the Jiuxiao Continent, martial arts is respected. The weak are like ants living in the ruins of dark alleys, while the strong are like dragons roaring and gathering at the top of the clouds. The laws of this place use blood as ink and bones as inkstones. A three-foot-long sword can split the sun and the moon, and a murderous thought can stir up a bloody wind. There was once a drunk madman who trampled eighteen royal cities to pieces. Wherever the sword pointed, thousands of miles of mountains and rivers were dyed red. There was also a saint who lowered his eyes to calm the nine thunder tribulations, and with a flick of his sleeves, a golden lotus suddenly appeared in the abyss.

Warning: This is a video game! Bae Kae, is a royal prince, and the last surviving child of the deceased king Sung Kae whose family was assassinated by the greedy, and power-drunk general Kai-Hoon. Bae Kae who managed to escape the assassination of his entire family, as a fugitive in his teenage age returns back to the palace after seven years, not as a prince but as a enuche after been trained as a cold blooded assassin. His aim is to reclaim his lost throne but to do so, he needs to defeat KaiHoon, and all his loyal supporters. At first it looked impossible until he stumbled on a system that promised to help him regain his kingdom.

He became the richest man in the world at a young age, and life became meaningless. In the end, he drank one of the most expensive alcohols in the world, even though he was highly allergic to alcohol, and his soul passed to the Immortal World. His life as Michael The Great was over but his legend had just begun and he opened his eyes in the body of a boy named Wang Fu. He was happy to find himself in a world similar to the Cultivation novels he likes to read, but the real surprise came when he found out that he had a golden finger. [Congratulations, you drank black lotus wine for the first time: 4500 gacha points] [Congratulations, you have consumed 1/10 of your alcohol tolerance and you are a bit drunk; 1 gacha point] [Congratulations, you drank more than your alcohol threshold and you are completely drunk; 100 gacha points] [Congratulations, you won the skill by gacha] After that, his time flowed happily into alcohol, cultivation, and his sect, where he had six amazing sisters other than himself. Until that incident happened... Now Wang Fu must climb claw by claw from the Hell realm, overcome the heavenly tribulations in the mortal world and do everything he can to return to the immortal world to see his lovely sisters again. Even if he manages to return, reach his sisters, and forget his painful experiences, the legend of the Drunken Dragon of the Seven Great Sins will continue to be told for millions of years in the realms he left behind. Additional tags: Male protoganist/Child protagonist/rapid development/Alcoholic protagonist/Action/Physical cultivation/Xianxia/Wuxia/Age progression/ Alchemy/Harem/ Romance/R-18/Money-loving protagonist/Hiding true abilities/Appearance different from real age/extremely handsome protagonist/Expert at everything/Big sister with brother complex/comedy/art of double cultivation/

The night Jian woke up with a splitting headache after her friend's bachelorette party, she just blamed it on the excess alcohol. She had some vague memories of an intense make out session with her arch nemesis, but she brushed it off because, if that really had happened somehow, Seth was acting way too normal. She couldn't even rely on her memories. Everything was a blackout. So when she went to register her marriage with her childhood best friend and was told she had already been married for seven years to Seth, whom she hadn't talked to in seven years due to a fallout, it was crazy to her. It turned out she had registered her marriage drunk after her friend's bachelorette party. Now she has to fly all the way to New York to get a divorce from her 'husband' so she can marry her 'boyfriend' before he comes back from his NASA science program. Six months is more than enough, right? Right???

"You are a coward, Lillian Offspring..." She muttered to herself with a champagne glass in hand. Lillian Offspring was the creator of "Virgin's Trial." On the night of the pre-launch, the company had a celebration. The entire game developing department felt relieved the grueling period was finally over. Everyone except Lillian... She was in her mid-30s, and this game was her lifeline. Instead of happy, she just felt down and lonely... After leaving the party drunk-as-a-skunk, she bumps into a random male stranger in front of a love hotel. Lillian takes the opportunity to be reckless--for once--and enters the love hotel with the man. As she's waiting on the cheap rose petaled bed, the excitement got the best of her, and tragically... she died... Only to wake up in her own masterfully, Smutt-worthy, romance game; "Virgin's Trial."

"Humbra bleeds, ravaged by a relentless struggle for survival against the Leirions—powerful monsters, drunk on their bloodlust. Amidst this chaos, a young orphan, Leonard, haunted by a brutal past, discovers he is the catalyst for a grand future—a future darker than he could ever imagine. An orphan, with a brutal past and a thirst for revenge, he will need to overcome his traumas to stand a chance. Leonard's destiny intertwines with ancient secrets, unimaginable betrayals, and a world-shattering rage. The light of hope was extinguished long ago, giving way to darkness and the echoes of lament... But from this despair, a new hope arises: the Neumonds, wielders of powers that transcend life and death. Are they saviors... or harbingers of a final, devastating curse? Will Leonard be able to save everyone... or will his desire for vengeance end in a valiant death? Discover a world where... _____________________________________________________________ What to expect: An epic journey of revenge, secrets, self-discovery, and the struggle for power. A protagonist who evolves from a passive young man to a determined, overpowered warrior. The MC has a slow start for the sake of world-building. It will be better later. I PROMISE. Hang in there, and enjoy! What -NOT- to expect: Harem, NTR, Smut, Incest, or BL. Born as a Rambo. (Tagged > WeakToStrong)

Have you ever wondered if god exists? If there is life on another planet? Does magic exist? What is there after death? Well, the answer to these questions is not difficult. Follow the story of a young porn lover who reincarnated in a fantasy world as the candidate for the God of sex, eroticism and obscenity. Accompany our protagonist on his journey full of fantasy, intrigue, women and lots of sex. English is not my native language, therefore, I apologize in advance if I present grammatical errors, I appreciate any correction and constructive criticism to improve.

On her wedding day, Selene discovers her fiancé and best friend together. Heartbroken, she is devastated even further when they ridicule and body-shame her for her size. Drunk and hurt, she makes a reckless decision; to lose her virginity to a stranger just to prove them wrong. The next morning, she leaves after her father cuts her off. She returns as a single mother five years later, ready to start over. But when she begins her new job, she comes face-to-face with her CEO; the very same stranger from that fateful night… the father of her child. What will Selene do? Will she tell him the truth, or will she keep the secret buried?

a world of fist ,gangs blood and honour, welcome to the fighting world where being savage is allowed lets see the era of the savages and the one who rules them all with his bloody fist .... this is a gang vs gang , underground worlds, tournaments fighting hand to hand combat kind of novel,so watch on your own risk if your blood gets hyped too mucn YOU HAVE BEEN WARNEEEED , WELCOME TO ....

In the night at the bar, try to forget everything but a mistake that will change their life A marriage mistake taken by a drunk lawyer. EVERYTHING WAS IN CHAOS.

After drowning in a swimming pool, Randy awakens in an oriental fantasy world, transmigrated as Hu Shengyi, the youngest son of a humble family. In his new life, Hu Shengyi possesses a weak and pale body, an ungraceful face and a small penis. He hoped that this transmigration would be an opportunity to start his life anew, the darkness of depression enveloped him, even with the unconditional love of his mother and older sisters. Unable to cultivate magical abilities or develop powers, Hu Shengyi decides to end his life. But just before he takes the final step, a mysterious message appears, like something out of a video game: “Welcome to the Onahole System.” [Additional Tags] Anal - BBW - BDSM - Big Ass - Big Breasts - Blowjob - Chastity Belt - Cuckold - Dark Skin - Dickgirl on Male - Dual Cultivation - Femdom - Foursome - Full-packaged Futanari - Futaket - Futanari - Gilf - Glasses - Group Handjob - Hardcore - Huge Breasts - Incest - Milf - NTR - Threesome - Young & Mature.

**CAUTION: CONTAINS ELEMENT OF TABOO, I Dreamed of Cultivation... and Got Homework Instead! “Ah, reincarnation into a xianxia world! Time to wield swords, shoot qi bullets, and become the overlord of the heavens!” At least, that’s what Lin Mao thought would happen. Instead, he woke up in a scholar’s robe, surrounded by ink-stained fingers and people debating... philosophy. “This isn’t the path to immortality! This is the path to finals!” Now Lin Mao has to navigate his life in the prestigious Sky Moon Sect, where flying on swords is nothing but a dream. The only thing flying is debates and enlightenment that comes from philosophy, not martial arts. Instead of fighting demonic beasts, he's fighting grumpy senior brothers, mysterious sect elders, and his master that has a.......long beard. “Who needs qi cultivation when you have the ‘Path of Society’? What does that even mean?! And why does everyone here hate jokes?!” Filled with nothing but Earth’s most degenerate novels, his unhinged personality, and his special ability to accidentally piss people off, Lin Mao is determined to shake up the scholar world. He might not be a cultivator, but who says he can’t make being a scholar legendary? “This isn’t the dream I signed up for, but whatever. If they are going to make me study, I’ll do it my way!” **** This novel will be story-focused, blending humor, character development, and world-building. However, it will also include R18 elements with detailed smut for those who enjoy a little spice in their story. You’ve been warned! *** [ Tags ] R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Netori | Blowjob | Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Hardcore | Feet | Thick | Thicc | Loli | Milf | Gilf | Young & Mature | Choking | Out doors | Humiliation | Bdsm | Fetish | Action | Handsome MC | Weak to Strong MC | Comedy | Wise

The novel centals on a college graduate Dalia Adirit who finds herself working in one of the most reputable companies in the international glob. Unfortunately she recognises one of her bosses from two years ago, the same man who had taken advantage of her when she was drunk, but he doesn't seem to remember her. Just when everything couldn't get any worst, her brother sells her to a group of Mafia men who, to her greatest surprise turned out to be the same men she works for. As time goes on, she starts getting the attention of two of her bosses landing her in a love circle. Alexander and Bryan who in turn tries to win her love. The question boils down to which of these men does her heart longs for.

I spent a frustrating night in a bar and ended up waking up half-naked in a very luxurious chamber. ---- I was Barbara, a weak omega who had always been bullied in the Moon Glazed Pack because my wolf was so weak and useless. When the moon goddess destined me to be matched with Taylor Robinson, I discovered that Taylor was having an affair with her ex-boyfriend Ennik. I spent my frustrating night getting drunk at a bar and ended up having a one-night stand with a mysterious man. I thought he was just another Alpha or Beta. But after escaping from those harsh realities, I learned that he was Timothee Hemsworth, the Lycan of the Silver Armor Forest. When Taylor and Ennik were about to bully me again, Lycan Timothee came to my rescue and realized that there was a new life he created because of the one-night stand incident 5 years ago.

A tale as old as time, become harmonized with the realm of dreams and transverse the bridge of reality and fantasy. Is it a drunk bard's tale, or is it the next psychological thriller? You decide.

"Please......" Samantha moaned. It wasn't supposed to come out as a moan but a plea so Ryder could stop what he was doing. "Oh...This isn't right," She whispered again but Ryder just played deaf and continued riding her at his maximum speed. ★★★★★★ After the death of her mother at age twenty and sudden bankruptcy of her mother's empire Samantha's fate left her with no one else but her abusive drunk Step- Father who sents her to leave with his enstranded brother Ryder Hayes. Although Ryder was supposed to be her step Uncle but they find theirselves caught up in a forbidden romance. Deep secrets and betrayals starts to unfold just after they decide to become official making Samantha doubt if anything she ever knew or believed in was true. Her heart and freedom were on the line, but with every passing moment, she realized that surrendering to Ryder might be her only escape and blink of freedom.

Desperate times they say, call for desperate measures. Fiona Lopez, after her mother gets diagnosed with cancer turns to a hire a girlfriend agency in order to foot her mother's medical bills. Having successfully paid for the medical bills, Fiona decides to find a decent job before her mother is discharged but gets caught up in a web when she goes for her job interview only to find out that her supposed boss is none other than the man she had played a fake girlfriend for on her last job. Desperate for a job, and not wanting to return to her former job, she is forced into working closely with him even though she doesn't want to. While working closely with him, she soon realizes that love bridges all gaps when she finds herself falling helplessly in love with Liam. Liam Parker is a dashingly handsome, aloof, and indifferent young CEO of the PK Enterprise. After his last relationship where he caught his girlfriend getting engaged to a business partner, Liam decided that he wasn't cut out for love. But when he turns to hiring a girlfriend in an attempt to evade marriage, everything changes for Liam when he meets and falls for his hired girlfriend at first sight. Not only does he fight to get Fiona's love, but he fights to gain approval from his mother too. *****Excerpt**** "I'm sorry Mr. Parker but you have it all wrong. We don't have sex with our clients. It's against protocols," she explained and Liam nodded. "No one would know we did it, right? I won't tell and surely you won't," he said and Fiona looked at him incredulously. "I guess you're drunk," she said flatly and he nodded and stood up. He walked closer to her and whispered to her ears, causing goosebumps to sprout all over her body. "Yes, I'm drunk and you're the only one that can sober me up right now. So, how much?" he asked and Fiona gave him a confused look. What was he asking? How much what? Did she tell him she was selling anything to him? She mused as her brows drew together. "How much? How much for what?" she asked and he ran his finger down her cheek, making it hard for her to concentrate. "How much would it cost me to have my cock buried inside you....." before he could finish, a hot-sounding slap landed on his face, causing him to turn to the side.

[Kill decisive + not Madonna + horizontal push + invincible + violent.] Lin Yu, an ordinary and tired young man in modern society, the pressure of life and the confusion of his heart make him drink to drown his sorrows on his birthday and get hung up on the street. However, the cogs of fate turned quietly while he was drunk. A mysterious light suddenly appeared, instantly embroiled him in an unknown space, and when he woke up, he was already in the mysterious realm of cultivation.

“Hey, I'm a teenager living in New York. After getting drunk at a party, I suddenly find myself transported to the body of a young man named Raine in a world called Warhammer, with a strange system on my phone. This system helps me transform from an ordinary imperial youth into an emperor using superpowers step by step. Raine says: 'A true wizard should wield a war hammer, have a steel body, and fight in close combat. Only cowards would use wands to cast spells from afar!'”

This is a story I put together randomly and yeah it will be fun rocky ride also was bored and mildly drunk when I thought of this idea Disclaimer: there are not many words in this Novel and i'm sorry for that but i don't have much time on my hands with work and everything so these chapters might be short but as time goes they will get longer also i may disappear from time to time.