Funniest Christmas Poems

Whisper of the souls is a poignant collection of poems that delves deep into the complexities of human emotion and the quiet moments that shape our lives. Through vivid imagery and lyrical verse, Bella17 explores themes of love, longing, loss, and personal transformation. The poems reflect a journey of self-discovery, where the heart’s vulnerabilities are laid bare, and the beauty in both sorrow and joy is celebrated. Each poem invites readers to pause, reflect, and connect with their own inner landscapes, offering solace and understanding in a world that often feels overwhelming. With a delicate balance of tenderness and strength, Whisper of the souls reveals the quiet power of words to heal and inspire.

On a rainy night of July 15th, Qin Sisi brought home a shivering stray cat. Since then, her life underwent a profound change… "Come sleep with me." "No way!" "Didn't we always sleep together before?" "Back then you were just a cat." "I can still be a cat now." As the words fell, the tall figure vanished, leaving a black and sleek cat, lazily curled up at the head of the bed. Its deep, purple eyes slightly narrowed, it let out a lazy, adorable meow at her, “Meow…” Fan group: 817058766

Small-town to big-city contemporary romance; CEO, trauma, healing. Resilient female lead and witty male lead 5/11/2024 ~ Helle Chevalier had lived her entire life in a small town. Her father passed away when she was young, so she grew up with her single mother. From the outside, it seemed a mundane but happy life. However, everything turned upside down when Orion Lennox entered her world. Revealing the town's secrets, he offered her a chance at a new life. Will she take his hand? Or will she remain in her familiar hell? "How about I offer you a contract?" Orion proposed confidently. "If you sign it, you'll become engaged to me. You'll live in a big city, and your mother can escape this town too. It's a win-win." "What do you take me for?!" Helle retorted, her eyes piercing into him. "... I said engaged. We won't have any sexual relationship." "….."

To save her mother, who was severely under treatment, Natalia married the man her sister was supposed to get married to so she could pay her mother's hospital bill. Three years later, Eugene Robert, who she married without knowing what he looked like, arrived home during the Christmas season only for Natalia to find out that he didn't have a voice, realizing why her sister refused to marry him. Natalia wanted to divorce him the moment she found out that he had disabilities, but she was forced to stay because of her mother, who was still in a coma. While Natalia was trying her best to push Eugene away, Eugene was trying to get her to fall in love with him because she could be the one he needed. Everything seemed natural at first until Natalia began to discover that Eugene Robert wasn't the man everyone thought he was, especially when he used his voice to communicate with her. What was he hiding and how was it going to affect Natalia–the one he needed so much? And why did he need her so much?

the story takes a dark turn at every chapter read to find out more if you dare

A Poem a Day A daily dive into chaos, humor, and heartfelt musings, A Poem a Day is a collection of unpredictable poems that range from silly to sincere. With cheesy rhymes, bizarre metaphors, and the occasional heartfelt gem, it’s a celebration of creativity and the joy of trying something new. Life’s short—why not write a poem about it?

The Star of Evergreen: A Christmas Tale of Love, Kindness, and Compassion By Leonard Johnson Evergreen Hollow used to be a town filled with laughter, light, and the unbreakable bonds of community—until the joy of Christmas faded into memory. Now, with the holiday season approaching, schoolteacher Clara Fields finds herself standing at a crossroads. Torn between the weight of her grief and a desperate hope to restore the town’s spirit, she dares to dream of a Christmas miracle. But when a mysterious ledger hidden in an abandoned mansion reveals long-forgotten secrets, Clara’s mission takes an unexpected turn. As she enlists the help of Elliot, a reclusive craftsman with shadows of his own, small acts of kindness begin to ripple through the town. Yet, not everyone welcomes change. Beneath the town’s snowy facade lies resentment and doubt that threaten to unravel Clara’s fragile plans. As a fierce winter storm looms and tensions reach their breaking point, Clara and Elliot must confront their deepest fears and uncover a truth that could either bind the town together—or tear it apart forever. Will the star of Evergreen shine bright once more, or will the town’s light be extinguished for good? This spellbinding holiday tale is a journey of love, forgiveness, and the extraordinary power of hope. Perfect for fans of heartfelt, suspenseful Christmas stories that linger long after the last page.

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

I spent years avoiding poetry, and what happens? Got me when I least expected it. Born after seeing a tv programme. Pushed by a need to escape from writing that epic. Reflexes to landscapes, skyscapes and flowers: Reflexes to music that stirs the beat. Dances. A Poetry Collection.

After losing everything. Power, life, family and the most precious thing his Virginity. Alsen was kicked out of his family with nothing. With no parents, no home and no roof over his head, Alsen sought to be buried six feet under and wished he could stop living but death seemed to perceive his yearning and flee away from him. He was betrayed by his people. His Alpha boyfriend and his dear Omega white lotus brother. He had no choice but to flee the city wounded and battered with the petty cash he had at hand. Fate played him in an even more horrible way. He found out he was pregnant with a bastard child and his world came crumbling. He couldn't take good care of himself let alone him having another mouth to feed. Where does he turn to when he doesn't even know who got him pregnant? How was he going to survive in a new environment with nothing to his name? A pregnant male omega. Note: This book contains a lot of smut. Smut will be the main theme in this novel with all our characters, main and supporting characters. I'm considering getting serious with smut in a round of 30 chapters. In case of any gift, I will give one bonus chapter..... 500+ plus coins 2 bonus chapters

*Title:* A Nonsense Christmas *Genre:* Tragic Drama *Synopsis:* "A Nonsense Christmas" is a heart-wrenching tragic drama that explores the darker side of family dynamics during the holiday season. The story revolves around the dysfunctional Smith family, who are forced to come together for Christmas after a long period of estrangement. As they reunite, old wounds and secrets begin to surface, leading to a downward spiral of events. As the family's tensions escalate, they are faced with a series of devastating events, including a tragic accident, shocking revelations, and crippling consequences. The family's flaws and weaknesses are exposed, and the true meaning of Christmas is lost amidst the chaos. Through the lens of the Smith family's tragic story, "A Nonsense Christmas" explores themes of family dynamics, addiction, mental health, trauma, and the devastating consequences of human flaws. *Mood and Tone:* - Dark and gritty, reflecting the harsh realities of the characters' lives - Emotionally intense, exploring the complexities of human emotions and the devastating consequences of tragedy *Target Audience:* - Fans of tragic dramas and literary fiction - Readers who appreciate complex, thought-provoking stories that explore the human condition

Adaugo travels to America from Nigeria in search of her long-lost father, but her journey takes an unexpected turn when she and her friends stumble upon the mysterious Valentin Castle. Unbeknownst to them, their presence breaks the magic seal that has kept the castle's inhabitants - a family of vampires - imprisoned for centuries. Valentin, the cold and enigmatic vampire lord, is awakened from his eternal slumber, along with his family. As he navigates this strange new world, he is drawn to Adaugo, who is the key to breaking the curse that has haunted his family for centuries. Despite the danger that Adaugo poses to his secret identity, Valentin finds himself inexplicably drawn to her. As they spend more time together, he must confront his own dark past and the secrets that have haunted his family for so long. Will Adaugo be able to unlock the secrets of Valentin's past and help him break the curse, or will their love be doomed from the start?

A collection of horror stories set during Christmas, where the warmth and cheer of the holiday season are overshadowed by dark, sinister forces. Each tale explores the eerie and unexpected side of the holidays, blending traditional Christmas elements with terrifying twists. The stories evoke a sense of dread, turning familiar Christmas symbols into harbingers of fear and uncertainty, leaving the characters—and the readers—wondering what horrors lurk behind the festive facade. The collection weaves together suspense, mystery, and terror, all set against the backdrop of the most wonderful time of the year.

A series of poems and thoughts about life.

Here are poems I have written, they are not very good.

A poem

Hey. This isn't really a story of sorts. It's just my collection of poems that I wrote. I just like writing poems. Drop some power stones if you'd like, that would really help. Not that I'm in desperate need or something, haha. Have a good day. May you never roll a NAT 1 on life.

A boy who believes Christmas is cursed for him. He faces rejection from girls when he confesses his feelings during the annual Christmas event and it's been a three years streak for him. But this year, a surprising twist awaits—one that will flip his life upside down.

A collection of poems.

a series of random stories and poems

Ni Tian, disguised herself by taking her assistant's place and fled the country in need to look for peace. In abroad she became a famous singer but she was not getting any more inspiration hence she took her child with her and came back to Wei City. where she encountered the cold and brooding manwhi she met abroad and was often crossed heads with.

It's Christmas eve and I barely have a place to sleep.... Everything was great until the 20the of December 2001.....

A new journey, beautiful future, dreams come true. Come follow my journey to reach the shining star. *I am stuck in description* *Hope you like it !!*

every time I stepped out of my comfort zone I fell in the blossoms feeling not quiet to reach the peak bloom but stay low hidden with the petal hiding the shyness I stood motionless with the both eyes frozen in showiness at the first sight of enchantment

I decided to post some poems I've written and also will post most poems given by anyone, to find out how, read "Anthology Expectations" Please have fun reading these poems.;,;. __ Thank you silentscarlettt for the cover. Please check out her books: https://www.webnovel.com/book/11134602906265805/The-Wheel-of-Transmigration __ To chat with DeJeL and find other novels by DeJeL: tiny.cc/DJLWNC