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In a world filled with monsters, demons, and magic users born with elemental powers, a boy is born without any magic or elements. Despite this, he possesses monstrous strength and speed, faster than light. Armed with a mysterious sword that can change shape, he fights against an unknown cosmic force. His journey leads him to uncover the secrets of his origins and the true nature of the universe.

Uzu Hiko always considered himself ordinary—neither the smartest nor the fastest. But finding chess gave him a way to see life differently, a game of strategy and endless possibilities. Now in his second year of high school, Uzu is determined to climb even higher, surrounded by his best friends Tai Momo, Ono Lamia, Sen Kai, and Yuuki Alive. What begins as an ordinary school day takes an extraordinary turn when a brilliant light engulfs their cafeteria during lunch. The five friends are pulled from their world into a mysterious land called Jambudweep. There, they are greeted by King Aryarama Dweep and his daughter, Rimu, who explain their sudden arrival. Summoned as “heroes,” Uzu and his friends are tasked with saving Jambudweep from the looming threat of demons. Confused and scared, the group struggles to make sense of their new reality. While others panic, Uzu steps up, urging them to stay calm. But as the gravity of their mission becomes clear, one question lingers: Why were they chosen ?, and what role will each of them play in this battle between light and darkness? ____ Instagram: zero.shunya.0

He then moved his hands beneath my dress and ripped it apart. I gasped. ''.....You are perfect....'' He whispered, hoarse, unclear. ''Damian'' I hushed. I leaned in closer, deeper into his chest. He stood still behind me caressing the heat on my skin. Fingers grazing my bare stomach, up the ample of my breasts. Circling seductively around them, rubbing slowly on the hardened tips............ ''I'm going to make you scream tonight...'' #### Sky thought she had a perfect life until one night when her innocence was ripped away by someone she trusted the most. The table turned and her life became Darker Than Black!

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

The BLACK HUNTERS, team tasked with executing dangerous missions to ensure security and stability, Leo joins this team after his mother's mysterious death, propelling him into a journey to search for the killers behind her murder, Leo embarks on dealing with dangerous tasks and deadly challenges he faces during his quest, He encounters many problems and conflicts while executing the missions, making his journey full of tension and excitement. Over time, Leo uncovers a dangerous conspiracy unfolding behind the scenes, and he must confront it and protect himself and his team from escalating dangers. Events unfold to reveal intertwined threads of betrayal, revenge, and political conspiracies, placing Leo in the heart of the conflict between conflicting forces.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL)

Despair in gratefulness, relief in agony. That's how her world can be described, as she finds calmness in tragedy.

Magic and Wizards; Superhumans and Superheroes. Science and technology; Gods and Sovereigns, Blessings and Curses... The one who faces them all yet lives to tell the tale, what should they be called? Across the two continents of East and West lays the beautiful and majestic mountains of Eversin. Above, the even more majestic Blue Sky as it casts it's serene eyes everywhere — may it be the tranquil water or the chaotic storms. Yet, what surpassed all of this was the incident of the Blackest Depths. ... Volume1: Twilight — Completed. Volume2: Bright Night — Coming soon!

Desperate to save his universe, UNCE Agent James Logan goes rogue by activating "The Last Resort" and is reincarnated into another world. Working against the clock and other obstacles, he faces his greatest challenge to fulfill what could be his final mission. A mission that he cannot fail.

Un pasado marcado con sangre y un destino incierto, Alex un mercenario de una de las peores bandas es mandado a otro mundo luego de sufrir un accidente, en aquel mundo descubrirá cosas extraordinarias y vivirá grandes aventuras con el Black Ring el tesoro del universo. Aunque no esta solo, ya que su pasado lo perseguirá para pasarle factura de lo que alguna vez le hizo a muchas personas.

Love is a strange phenomenon as it can make you go an extra mile just as Jackson Jones who took a job as a university lecture just to see the love of his life that is now one of the pupils he teaches. What lengths will he go to get what he wants to be as the woman he wants is not as simple as she appears to be . if you like your boys more ripe and red like strawberries stick around

Tokyo the city to millions is under threat y a plague , how will a boy preserve his dreams in the face of a supernatural pandemic

Dina opens her eyes one morning to find herself in a different form. Confused and worried, she and her father discover that a traumatic event from her childhood has caused her serious mental damage, ruining her appearance. Unable to accept herself, Dina lives in isolation, consumed by self-hatred. However, one day, an unexpected figure emerges and opens her eyes to a new reality.

As a child, Dajit lived in a world where the stars ruled a person's faith and fate. Dajit was born with the power to wield two stars, but one of them remains locked, making him incompetent in society. Let's follow his journey together. "In my first life, after awakening my power, I was met with a string of disasters and regrets that cost me everyone and everything I cared about. By the age of 17, I had been expelled from the nation's most prestigious academy, where I had been accepted for my rare ability to wield dual stars. Lost and aimless, I wandered the streets for days before finding my last hope as an informant and assassin." "As the string was entangling me to death at the age of 24, I saw a ray of hope. My second star has finally been awakened. It was a star never seen before, named 'cosmic abyss,' but rather than granting me the strength to survive, it offered me the chance to change my past and regress. However, this opportunity came with a condition: I would no longer be bound by the fate created by gods, giving me a chance to transform those regrets into a new life."  With the discovery of a new star and a mysterious organisation known as Void aiding Dajit, what path will he choose this time? Read the novel to find out.(Uploading daily until September 25th, 2024).

What kind of realm would you choose to live in after digitizing your mind? For Amun, that was a magical world where he could be free to learn until his end of days. What he got was to become the living god of a vast realm in an odd universe. A being who'd be born with the world. And later stripped of it all. A being of juxtaposition and contradictions. A sinner and a saint. A wise sage and a genius scientist. A loving creator and a baleful explorer. An elf and a devil, living in a world of might and magic. But all is not what it seems. Peace is fleeting. Figures loom in the light. Forms strafe through the trees. And one Amun is woefully ignorant to the ways of a realm so ripe for change. Yet he is one who cannot help but change it. So he devotes himself to forming the greatest guild the Mortal Plane has ever seen, intending to change his world and others for the better. And yet, somewhere along the line of his undying march, Amun evolved into the being all denizens of the Mortal Plane either revered; or feared. The Black Magus. *** This novel’s lore, story, and characters are entirely fictitious. Certain long-standing countries, institutions, organizations, agencies, public offices, etc. are/may be mentioned, but their histories and the characters involved are wholly imaginary. *** This novel’s lore, story, and characters are entirely fictitious. Certain long-standing countries, institutions, organizations, agencies, and public offices are mentioned, but their histories and the characters involved are wholly imaginary. Look for the story on RR. https://www.royalroad.com/profile/202907/fictions

Lucas Davis is a skilled thief, a master of blending into the shadows of a city teetering on the edge of chaos. But his life takes a sharp turn when he’s offered a tempting opportunity: join a clandestine organization that operates in the city’s underbelly, fighting against rising crime and injustice. Lucas, hungry for wealth and a way out of his perilous life, agrees to become their Second Recruit. But his new mission comes with a heavy price: risking his life on dangerous, covert operations that blur the lines between right and wrong. Can Lucas maintain his own sense of morality in a world where danger lurks around every corner?

life core is everything for demons but what will happen when the demon’s king betrays his own people and give some life cores to human’s king

In the treacherous waters of the Caribbean, Jacob "Black Jack," a cunning and ambitious pirate captain, rises to power through a combination of ruthless strategy and dark necromantic abilities. As captain of The Abyss, Jacob sets out to establish a powerful pirate haven on the secluded island of Dead Man's Bay. Facing challenges from both the supernatural and the living, he must navigate treacherous alliances, fend off native tribes, and outmaneuver rival pirates while building his empire. With a growing crew and a deepening mastery of the dark arts, Black Jack's journey is one of power, control, and the pursuit of ultimate dominion over the Caribbean.

A organization or group named Black, made more modern technologies than any other countries in the world. They made a spaceship that is good and fast enough to travel to a discovered and known habitable planet called Aetheris to discover it if it is good enough to be a habitable place for humans. What would they discover there? Beautiful scenery? Beautiful creatures? Other humans? Aliens? Or monsters?

Just your everyday Caribbean teen. Location: Living whatever I have in Korea just got to my new apartment with my mom. what I miss? oou a lot. your crush alun just asked eilonwy out. and here I am missing all the drama and fun. sophomore year should be fun. but here I am more then several kilometers away from my friends. at least that was better than the states. I wonder will this be the last time we move.

"You know, darling, when was younger, I dreamt of finding the City of Towers and to live in one of its majestic silver towers. Unfortunately, it seems I wasn't meant for it..." "Don't be sad mother... I will go and search for it, and when I find it, I will bring you with me so that we can live there in peace!" "Oh my, what a caring son you are~ I'm sure you will succeed, and I'm certain that the Lady of the Gate will light your path... James" Year 842 of the Era of the Radiant Sun. On the northern shore of the Redcia peninsula, a hooded youth wandering is boarding on a galeon in search of a legend and to fulfill an old promise. Will the young one fail in his quest? Or will he emerge victorious? And if he was to succeed, how will he react to the fact that legends often do not fully align with reality? ---------------------------------------------- Aslo published on Neobook and Royal Road

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