Useless Facts Funny

#WSA ENTRY ****** In a world where sigils determine one’s power, status, and fate, Kael is marked as a failure, born with a seemingly useless sigil.

Johan Anderson, a high school teenager in Japan, along with his classmates, is suddenly summoned to another world by an empire that needs a hero to win the war. Each student gets a job that determines their abilities, but Johan gets a job that seems strange and useless: 'Modern Soldier'.

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Bumping into a stranger while looking for shelter while raining, Avery was about to scold the stranger but got tongue tied in seeing the handsome face . Follow the story of Avery and the millionaire playboy Alex Gibson who is also a mafia lord #Forced marriage # Betrayal # Funny # Bloody Note We're here to read not to criticize, also mature content and bloody

The family of the merchant has inherited a piece of land, which everyone believes to be a useless "saline-alkali land." However, this seemingly worthless land turns out to be a "miracle cure," and it is this land that unlocks Shang Yunyun’s binding system, propelling him on the path to revenge and ultimately to becoming a super-rich tycoon! Originally, Shang Yunyun was a hardworking individual, but after being abandoned by his girlfriend and dismissed from his job, he receives the news that his grandfather is about to pass away. Returning to his hometown, Shang Yunyun is given the "saline-alkali land" his grandfather had guarded for a lifetime as his inheritance. That night, in a dream, his grandfather reveals to him that this "saline-alkali land" is, in fact, a treasure. When Shang Yunyun uses his grandfather’s method to break the restrictions, he unexpectedly uncovers a super-powered system: the Universal Land!

Eloise will take you back to the scandalous Belle Epoque. Eloise lives a sheltered life. She's completely innocent and ignorant of the facts of life, until she spies on her mother and the priest. Eloise then embarks in a quest where she will explore her pleasure through multiple perversions, looking for the perfect orgasm.

After getting hit by a bus, Edward gets sent to another world, forced to complete a mission to save it, which he successfully accomplishes. But just as he's about to enjoy his well-deserved hero life, a cosmic screw-up by the goddess sends him back to Earth. On the very same day, while saving his sister, Edward gets hit by a bus again, ending up back in front of the goddess. Now, in accepting a new reincarnation, he brings the goddess along to a new world, aiming for a peaceful life. However, he discovers that his fate is tied to saving a useless webnovel protagonist, complicating his aspirations for peace. "Well, killing all the villains is the easiest way to do that."

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

It had been awhile when she last saw him. She remembered vividly the day they parted. Myra was glad to have signed those papers but it didn't change the facts that she was afraid of him. Although he had never done anything remotely hostile to her or ever been unkind, shivers ran down her spine. He looked the same. Stoic, expressionless and handsome as ever. But he just was't Myra's cup of tea.

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

Keith died as a helpless young man trying to fight for his country in a world war, unwilling... There was no choice left in a nation that was almost destroyed beyond salvation. After dying on a night watch, he found himself transmigrated into the web novel he was reading. His favorite novel "Fallen Mages". In this novel world, a mysterious race destroys and dominates the human world, negating their power of magic. They were called the Negators, demonic figures who banished Mana in their presence. The mages were shamed and defeated, losing the strongest of their mages, and their land... Humanity was doomed. However, Keith, who transmigrated into the body of an Extra, Elon, tried to find a way to save the world. "If magic can't destroy them, then Weapons can!" "You mean the Last Order Army didn't die by the pistols, use AK-47!" "You mean the great Archdemon of Death wouldn't die by a machine gun? Take this Bazooka!!!" "What? Really? The Six-winged Demonic Dragon can't die by a Javelin Missile?! Launch the Atomic Bomb!!!" ****** Follow Elon as he conquers The Negators and leads the world to victory!

Lisa Qin was a heiress who had it all; Beauty, brains, a loving family, and the highly coveted Young Master of the Yun household as her fiance. However, she lost everything when she stood up for Kaizer Yun, the most hated Miss of the Yun family. Despite helping the woman who would be her future sister-in-law, Lisa was stripped of her heiress title and forced to attend a rundown university with zero support. Friends and relatives deserted her in droves! Her only ally, the outcast Kaizer became her new roommate in the University. Unbeknownst to her, Kaizer Yun is actually a man! Born as a male, Kaizer was forced by his mother to become a cross-dresser from young, to stay alive in the Yun household. Contrary to popular belief, Kaizer is not just an insignificant man who stays in the female hostel. He is actually a first class graduate and the talented business mogul, Lord K whom the business world fears. But for Lisa Qin, he is willing to remain the unwanted 'Young Miss' of the Yun household.

A boy with a once thought useless ability learns and grows his magic to compensate as several forces try to kill him.

Weiwei is considered utterly useless by everyone around her. Thrust into the unwelcoming metropolis of Xīnchéngshì, she seems destined for complete failure. That is, unless something unexpected happens.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

Something happened and now I’m in the world of Naruto. Something’s changed. The threats are bigger and situations more dire. I’m no one special, and yet, I must do something to make sure this world survives. ~~~~~~~~~~ •This fanfic is mostly going to be about my main character experiencing the Naruto world from his own perspective and his hope for survival. •I’m going to change around some of the facts because I always thought that some characters weren’t well flushed out or were completely abandoned once Shippuden started. •I don’t plan on romance being too much of this story. Also no harem.

"I always thought that I'm useless as people always call me that. Even though I was not but hearing this word again and again, i also started to believe that I was useless. afterall one should not call you useless if you were not one, right?" "Hi , this is my story. a guy who just don't know what to do, but eventually have to do the things he didn't wish to do." "I am Rolex, and again this is my story."

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Do you think she is just a weak and useless person? Then you are completely wrong! Alice, on the surface, is the legitimate daughter of the Augustus family who can be bullied by everyone. In fact, she is a pupilist with astonishing power hidden within her. When she was jilted by her fiancé and abandoned by her family, everyone was waiting to see her make a fool of herself. However, at that very moment, Alice's pupilist power awakened. She no longer endured in silence or backed down. Instead, she used her own strength to slap those people in the face hard. But things are not that simple. As Alice delved deeper into exploring her pupilist power, she discovered that there was actually a huge conspiracy hidden in her background. It turned out that her transmigration was not accidental but deliberately arranged by someone. Who on earth is this person? What is his purpose? Can Alice solve this mystery and break free from the shackles of fate?

Over thirty years after the "EVENT" occurred, Eric Stoller was excited to be finally picked by the System to become part of the Gen-7 Players. Still, unfortunately, he's one of the weakest Players the world has ever seen. In a world where pushing past your innate limits is extremely difficult, Eric was excited to see that he had the option to "Prestige" in order to get stronger. But, little did he know, that the "Prestige" ability had many downsides. Cover Art Made by Microsoft Bing Image Creator powered by DALL·E and Microsoft Designer

What would you do if you reincarnated into a world where magic is everything but you don't have talent for magic…

A collection of my original short stories. for further synopsis read chapter no. 1

Alright, gather 'round, because this is where the story really kicks in. They call me Kuro, and yeah, I'm just your average guy with a useless talent. But trust me, there's more to it than meets the eye. After the Awakening, everything went haywire. Mana invaded the air, and these huge structures called G.A.T.E.S started popping up all over the place. People were waking up with status screens and talents that gave people powers and humans dropped to the bottom of the food chain in society. Me? I got stuck with what they call "Slime Synthesis." At first it seems rather useless, and upon further inspection you will find me to be.. Absolutely Correct! Its Useless! It does Nothing!!! But here's the thing. In this world, even the so-called useless stuff can be a game-changer. You just need to know how to use it. And that's where I come in. I've been honing this weird power of mine, finding out all the crazy things I can do with it. so far iv tried sweets, hot water, even milk! Nothing reacts to this stuff, i cant even control it. I can just make it so long as i have enough mana to produce it. Despite how useless it seems im determined to figure it out. So, strap in, because this isn't just a story about slimey concoctions . This is about survival, about finding your place in a world turned upside down. And trust me, it's one wild ride. So, let's get to it. Time to see what else this world has in store for me. Oh, did i forget to mention the most important part? When i awakened, i was one of the rare few who lost their humanity...In more ways than one ;P

An unbalanced world where magic is all that matters needs someone who controls it, but unfortunately not only one person wants to control it Did you ever think that even the strongest man alive in a world where magic is all that matter can be useless?

This is a story about a young adult who tragically dies because of a useless spotter, and is transmigrated into the world of one piece, come follow along and watch as he unravel more mysteries about his transmigration, himself and the world around him.

"Born into a life of deception, Wu Ning discovers the shocking truth about her past: she was swapped at birth with Lin Jiayi, the perfect daughter of the influential Lin family. While Lin Jiayi grew up with every privilege, Wu Ning was raised in the countryside, her true identity hidden, even after going back to her family the Wu family, the outside world still saw her as a country side bumpkin who was useless and unfit for the higher class society. Now, as Wu Ning navigates her rightful place as the heir to the Wu Corporation's ten-billion-dollar empire, she faces a web of betrayal and deceit. "Engaged to the cunning Mu Ling, Wu Ning is unaware of his secret love for her best friend and god-sister, Lin Jiayi. Together, they plot to seize control of Wu Ning's shares, just as they did in her past life. But fate intervenes, and Wu Ning is reborn on the eve of her 18th birthday, determined to outsmart her enemies and reclaim her birthright. "As she unravels the conspiracy, Wu Ning finds an unexpected ally - and love - in the enigmatic and powerful billionaire. Together, they will stop at nothing to bring justice and secure Wu Ning's rightful place at the helm of the Wu Corporation. Will she succeed in her quest for revenge and love, or will the ghosts of her past threaten to destroy everything?"

About the series The vacation in St. Alaince tells the stories of some funny adventurous missions of Jack and Mickey perform when they get together during their vacation in St. Alaince, a fictional town. Summary of the Melvillcrash Jack and Mickey are high school students. Jack is Mickey's uncle's son. Jack is interested in supernatural things. Therefore, he has some crazy and funny plans that are beyond the reach of humans. Every vacation they get together, Jack comes up with some wacky plans. It all ends in problems eventually. This time they got together to spend the holidays at Jack's house in St. Alaince, and Jack, came up with a new plan. Satan hunt, an attempt to enslave Satan through witchcraft and gain supernatural powers. Mickey is not interested in Jack's Satan hunt, but Mickey agrees to Jack's temptation. So they set off in a night on a wooden raft to a deserted island far down the river to cast a spell to enslave Satan. In this funny task, they run into many problems along the way and eventually, the mission ends up being a mix of humor and trouble as always.