Lame Jokes Questions

Adam, a 20-year-old American diner manager, stumbles upon a mysterious system capable of answering any question about the past or future. From mundane queries to life-changing revelations about stock markets, personal safety, and even human behavior, the system’s potential seems limitless. But its powers come with restrictions, including a limited number of daily questions, and soon, Adam finds himself the target of a powerful external party determined to exploit his abilities. Forced to navigate a dangerous game of cat and mouse, Adam uses the system to outsmart his pursuers while trying to protect his friends, his life, and the system itself. As the stakes escalate, Adam must decide how far he’s willing to go and whether the ultimate escape is worth the price.

Your mother was a divorcee. If you’re not careful you’ll be a divorcee just like your mother. Your mother was a tyrant, who had to be locked up, as she was having you as a baby. It is never clear to Becca whether the Self Isolation School was the cause of her tragic life. She now faces a phase in her life which causes her a brain tumor, after she caught her husband cheating. She neared her grave, but was immediately reborn. In the vagueness of this new era where people seem to treat her well and look at her with curiosity and admiration, as a new born, she establishes a mind blowing relationship with two men. One she loves sincerely, and the other, her ex-husband whom she seeks revenge. This book is a mind-bending piece which takes the reader in and out of the Author’s mind.

When enigmatic CEO Diana Cruz mysteriously dies, suspicion falls on her loyal secretary Emily. Unbeknownst to all, Diana has staged her own demise to escape a sinister threat. Her sudden demise sends shockwaves through the corporate world. But nothing is as it seems.

She believes in true love. He doesn’t believe in love. But what is love, really? She is the epitome of success—a star people look up to and admire. To him, however, she is merely a business transaction, a partner chosen to enhance his status. To his friends, she is just a fool in love, a pathetic figure begging for affection. Then shocking news emerges: her first true love returns, throwing him off guard. He realizes he has been nothing more than a substitute for her first love. He should be angry, but instead, he finds himself overwhelmed by emotions he can’t express or understand. Is this possessiveness, or is he finally learning to love her? She is determined to return to her first love, but inside, she is torn. Did she really treat him as just a substitute, or did she actually come to love him? What are they supposed to do when love is a question mark?

There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons. "All fear comes from insufficient firepower." Don't believe? Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again? ... Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor. And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold... Stallone from [First Blood]? Jason Statham from [The Expendables]? Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best at using all kinds of firearms? Come on, all of these are nothing compared to Gao Guang!！ --- Finally, until one day, in the field of private military forces, he completely made the term "Gao Guang moment" became a professional term! Countless criminals, mercenaries, murderers, and private armed organizations would pee their pants at the mention of the name Gao Guang! "Hello, my name is Gao Guang." "I am dedicated to providing war-related peripheral services, including but not limited to force, arms, intelligence, and technical support." "As the conscience of the industry, our quality is trustworthy. Please don't hesitate, don't pinch your goddamn wallet, and make an appointment with my beautiful secretary as soon as possible. Warm reminder, we only accept cash." "Gao Guang, Your best choice!"

A 24-year-old woman traveled to the novel world due to a plane crash. She takes over the body of a cannon fodder who bears the same name as her. She traveled to a time when everything was scarce. The moment she opened her eyes, she was told that in two months, she would marry a lame man. Flustered girl : "Why didn't anyone tell me that my fiancé is so good-looking?" Proud fiancé : "Baby, I'm glad you like my face and body. Shall I warm your bed now?" Confused girl : "Didn't they say you are a cripple? How can you move so vigorously?" Vigorous husband : "Where did you hear such rumors? It seems that I need to prove myself to you." Shy girl : "So shameless..."

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BILLIONAIRE'S LAME excuse. This story delves into the real experiences of life, so as you embark on Erica's journey, keep in mind that it will include profound romantic language, and corresponding actions may unford. N.B no rape. Excerpt; He stood up from his chair in his office and advanced towards me,not knowing what his intensions were.positioning himself just a couple of feet away. As he witnessed my perplexed look, he moved closer, I can't think,my feelings made with a jumble of uncertainty. Leaning in, he gently kissed me, leaving me in a state of surprise I flushed my eye lids continuously. With his warm breath brushing against my face, he softly whispered, "Erica, tell me what's going through your mind." I swallowed hard. With a glimmer and curved lips he straightened his eyes with mine " that's right, write what you're feeling in your upcoming chapter." BILLIONAIRE'S LAME excuse, follows the life of a young woman named Erica who starts working at the mansion of a billionaire. But her innocence leads to a romantic involvement with her boss, resulting in her being let go from her job. With endurance Erica embarks on a challenging path to rebuild her life. Through hard work, determination,and with the help of her to be brother in law as a fortunate opportunity, in no time Erica climbed the ladder of success and eventually becomes a self-made billionaire. Erica decides to pursue a career as a writer and eventually reconnects with her former boss. *** This story highlights Erica's capacity to conquer obstacles, reshape her life's story, and discover fulfillment in both her personal and professional aspects. Enjoy reading it.

Mark Harthey was never the kind of guy you’d call a gaming legend. In fact, he was terrible at it. But when the revolutionary Neuro clip is released, promising a level of immersion never seen before, Mark can’t resist. This is his chance to escape the real world and finally experience something extraordinary. But his excitement quickly turns to confusion. At the Neuro clip Habitation Center, the technician drops a bombshell—Mark already has the device implanted in his brain. How could that be when the product launched just today? Brushing it off as a weird joke, Mark dives into the virtual world of Geminges, unaware that his life is about to change forever. Unbeknownst to him, Mark has been reincarnated, destined to be the best in the game this time around. Armed with powers that seem ordinary to him but are incredibly rare and powerful, he embarks on a journey unlike any other. For someone who’s always been bad at gaming, becoming number one feels impossible—but destiny has other plans. As Mark faces impossible odds, hidden enemies, and a world full of secrets, one question remains: how will he rise to claim his rightful place at the top?

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

What happens when a girl gets pulled into a major scheme. Was it all in her head? Was it real? Was it fake? Was it all just for the plot of a book? Did he ever love her? Her head starts to swim with questions as she stands there, alone in her room, questioning everything.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HEIR AND HEIRESS OF TWO ENEMIES COMPANY GET MARRIED? ALBEIT BY A SICK JOKE OF FATE? ESPECIALLY ONES WITH AN HISTORY? All Theodosia wanted to do was get married for duty. Never did she think she`ll be getting married to her ex lover of ten years ago, who happens to be her greatest enemy!!! hell in handbasket

THE MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE - What song the Syrens sang, or what name Achilles assumed when he hid himself among women, although puzzling questions are not beyond all conjecture.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

Dans un monde où la paix entre les royaumes est maintenue par des chevaliers maniant des épées sacrées, chaque épée possède une âme et ne choisit qu'un porteur digne. Ren, un jeune garçon venant d'un petit village paisible, rêve de devenir le plus grand épéiste du royaume. Cependant, il n'a ni la force ni les compétences pour manier une lame, et il est souvent ridiculisé par les autres. Un jour, son village est attaqué par des mercenaires envoyés par un seigneur corrompu. Alors que tout semble perdu, Ren découvre dans les ruines une ancienne épée oubliée, L'Aube Écarlate, qui semble être liée à un ancien mythe. Cette épée refuse de se lier à quiconque depuis des siècles, car elle est censée choisir celui qui possède un "cœur pur". Malgré sa faiblesse apparente, l'épée accepte Ren comme porteur. Cependant, il découvre rapidement que l'épée ne lui accorde pas la puissance tout de suite. Il doit prouver sa valeur à travers de multiples épreuves et comprendre le véritable sens du maniement de l'épée : ce n'est pas la force brute, mais la maîtrise de soi et la compréhension de la volonté de l'épée.

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

Le titre en français est ''Élu Divin:L'Ascension Divine du MAGE-LAME MORTELLE ''.Un jour, le bus dans lequel j'étais a eu un accident et je suis mort mais j'ai été sauvé par les dieux en échange d'une « FAVEUR ». Je deviendrai le maître d'épée le plus puissant, percerai les mystères de ma venue dans ce monde et survivre. Ma quête ne commence que maintenant. L'histoire d'Ace Blakelord qui ne cesse de se renforcer au cours de son voyage pour explorer ce nouveau monde.

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

In the court, Naveah waited for her boyfriend’s arrival to marry her. Instead she received a message with his lame excuse. Dumped by James, cheated on, ridiculed by him on social media, Naveah swears revenge. Naveah vows to marry the first rich looking guy she would encounter on her way out. Seeing a luxurious vehicle outside, she breaks the windshield and waits. “Oops! I don’t have money to pay, but I can pay back by warming your bed.” Nolan was amused by her guts, lifting her chin and offering her something else. “Marry me and we are even!”

▪︎The necklace is the key to all the questions' doors... Is it too late to find out that? After all, the magic in our souls will answer that

A question that haunts me; "Why am I still alive, after everything I've been through and everything I've done?" But some questions are better left unanswered. And some secrets are best kept hidden. Join me on my journey to the final destination!

today, I shall ask you a question, my unknown reader, will humanity still exists in the next 10 millennium or they will disappear in the next 100? to you this question is difficult to answer or you just unsure of the answers to say. but, well you don't need to answer it now. as the world still spin and the human still breathing, then that question is not your to answer... but eventually you will know that answer for yourself. as the humanity in this story already went extinct by the later half of the 26th century, and the cause of their destruction is their own creator... in the later end of the 25th century where humanity about to embark to a new era of space exploration and scientific discovery in this cosmos. but as suddenly as the rain falls. a unforeseen calamity took humanity into a half century long war that takes away humanity opportunities to embark on the galaxy stage. and after 50 years long war of humanity they can finally lay down their weapons and rest as the war now is over at least and the peace billions paid has come at last... but fate always has a cruel joke to tell them... but as the legend once says, if common folk suffer the god shall descend to vanquish the evil who cause the common folk to suffer. but what if they are the one who will vanquish the common folk instead of the evil of their own creations... so I ask of you a answer Does THE God need a reason to abandon us? and does THEIR need a reason use their own creations to killed us? and does THEY need a reason to trap us? and does THEM need a reason to slaughter us? so, now my final question for you my unknown reader, it is correct to say that humanity still exists when they already went extinct a long time ago...? or it correct to say that humankind is gone and the one who are left is only they will to remain existed.? or it correct to say that the current human race is a new Race and not the original humankind but that too is....? so, now the final choice is up to you to chose..? but is it right to say that the current race is a human when they origin is not natural and can a creation of the old world become a human? when THEY existence is aArtificiali this works will remain for free for anyone until it finishes and English is not my first language

this "book" is just for fun, where I will asked 1 question per chapter. sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid questions, and sometimes just random shit. you can answer and also asked questions in the comments.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

I think I have an obsession for rabbits, fussy tailed, always curious, never stopping running all over the place, rabbits… Then one day as a joke, I decided to call my partner, for life, Bunny Barlow….. Him, calling me Bunny Rose…. Mrs Bunny Rose Barlow…..