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Rey Mysterio never wanted the mafia life. He just wanted to paint, drink overpriced tea, and avoid his dramatic brothers. Then a genie exploded out of his teapot. “One wish, master. Choose wisely.” Rey wished to live – simple, right? Wrong. Now he has 365 days to find a reason to stay alive, or his time runs out. Enter Luna Leone – mafia princess with eyes like midnight and an obsession she doesn’t bother hiding. The first time she sees Rey at an exhibition, she decides: “He’s mine. Whether he knows it yet or not.” Add a chaos-loving genie, a cat with a crown, mafia brothers barging into his apartment at 6AM, and a ticking clock. Rey’s peaceful life just turned into the wildest painting he’s ever created.

The new book is out! Meng Yunhan has been reincarnated back to the time of 'food coupon era', a time when people struggled with food and clothe shortages. But she is not afraid this time around. Equipped with a 'cheat code', she is ready not only to start her own business but also to grab a hold of her stoned-face brother and even support Baozi, her child. Stoned-face brother: "Wife, let's pack up Baozi and leave!" He claims that having a son who is even clingier to his wife than himself is utterly shameless! "Mommy, let's get a new daddy!" Baozi suggests. His daddy, a grown man, is still so clingy to mommy. How disgraceful! Meng Yunhan sighs: They are indeed father and son.

She always knew there was a woman hidden in his heart, so when that woman appeared, she obediently withdrew. However, unexpectedly, he abandoned his 'beloved' and instead frequently invited her. "Mr. Fu, didn't you say there was a contract to discuss?" He pressed her against the cold wall, continuously approaching: "If you were a bit uglier, perhaps I would want to talk contracts and drink tea with you, but you're so beautiful, I only want to talk love with you." To him, Qiao Mo was like his most cherished treasure, and whenever others looked at her, he felt they were trying to steal her.

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

[Warning: This story is written in third person perspective, so it might not be everyone's cup of tea!] When a law office intern discovers that a fellow intern is one of his favourite new OnlyFans performers, a ball begins rolling that will bring a boring summer of paperwork and coffee-fetching into an avalanche of sexual adventure. Fair warning to readers, this story will jump categories. In these first chapters you can expect heavy teasing through exhibition and voyeurism. In future instalments you can expect MF, MFF+ group sex, anal, and some light Ds relations.

Lin Feng thought he'd just fallen asleep during a movie night. Instead, he woke up in a world of spirit beasts, qi cultivation, and ancient sects… with his mom standing beside him—barefoot, smiling, and cuddling a rabbit plushie like this was a family picnic. Welcome to the Eastern Realms: where teenagers throw mountains, clans fight over bloodlines, and everyone seems weirdly obsessed with sword techniques and destiny. Lin Feng doesn’t care. He’s got one goal: keep his mother safe. Even if that means punching geniuses, glaring at princesses, and carrying her up sacred staircases like it’s just another Tuesday. Li Meixiu, meanwhile, is just trying to understand why strangers keep calling her "divine" and why her son now breaks stone with his abs. Also, tea. She’d really like some tea. As sects scheme and heirs flirt (with both of them), one thing becomes clear: This world may have spirit beasts, sword saints, and trials that shatter minds… But it’s not ready for a mother-son duo like this.

“How dare you make me love you, only to cast me aside as nothing more than a friend?!? I will never accept that—I will never let you return to him! Even if I have to burn myself to ashes, even if I must shatter my purity, my dignity, my very soul—I will never let you escape me!” This was the first novel that introduced me to the matriarchal genre. I’ve read it three times already! At first, the male lead despised the female lead. Later, he misunderstood that she liked him, so he condescendingly and reluctantly reciprocated her feelings. Then, he suddenly discovered that she was kind to everyone in the same way, and there was already someone she cherished in her heart, and that person was not him. The male lead couldn’t believe it, he became angry and crazy. He was determined to capture her body and heart by any means necessary. Synopsis: Want to see how a green tea bitch male lead falls in love with the female lead? Want to see how he flirtatiously pursues the female lead? Want to see how he gets slapped in the face repeatedly? The male lead is a green tea bitch, a poisonous lotus, jealous, ruthless, unscrupulous, with a venomous heart, and he’s also a delusional maniac. The female lead is righteous, positive energy-filled, kind, a holy mother. Let’s see how two people with extreme personalities come together~

Revenge is the only thing she wants after knowing the truth. However, is revenge can satisfy her? Revenge for the man and woman that betrayed her in her past life is not worth it. "Wait, where am I? What's this place?" She asks. "This is your space and I'm your guardian." A little boy answered. With this space, she climbed higher in this life. At the same time, someone reached for her hand and said that he would help her. To protect what she needs to protect. ...... The Man: You don't want to have revenge on them? The woman: No. They are not worth it. But if they are looking for death, I don't mind giving them some lessons. The Man: Good. Then you can focus on me. The woman:... ***This story development is very slow. ***The cover image for this novel is not mine. I just edit it. All credit goes to the artist that draws it. *** English is my second language. Sorry, I am sorry if you have difficulty reading my novel. If that is so, this novel is not your cup of tea

One minute, he was scrolling memes. The next? Crushed by a piano and yeeted into the afterlife. Enter System 707: snarky, glitchy, and very much not interested in customer service. Now stuck in the Multi-Existence Synchronization Protocol - aka: “die, jump worlds, survive if you can” - our unlucky (...or lucky?) protagonist is reincarnating across increasingly unhinged realities. Skills transfer, memories stick, and dying? Unfortunately still on the menu. He never signed up for romance, but fate (and System 707's terrible sense of humor) keeps throwing him into tangled soul-deep connections with the same man - or versions of him, over and over again. One world at a time, one sarcastic reboot later, he’s realizing the rules of existence aren’t just broken - they’re personalized chaos. Fall in love. Try not to die. And whatever you do, don’t piss off the system. Because dying once is unfortunate. Dying again? That’s just Tuesday.

In a reality governed not by gods or governments, but by hidden “Paths” of power buried deep within the psyche, six prodigious minds awaken across six fractured worlds. Each is a genius. Each is broken. Each is bound to a different truth. From cybernetic underworlds and holy empires to collapsing warzones and mirror dreamscapes, a Spiral turns—quietly, violently, endlessly. What begins as isolated crises in parallel worlds becomes a singular war for the fate of all existence, orchestrated by unseen architects and ancient mechanisms that feed on choice, guilt, and transformation. Every Path grants power. Every step warps the soul. And to reach the Spiral’s end, they must either master themselves—or lose everything to themselves. Their ideologies will clash. Their bonds will twist. And one among them will rewrite the meaning of power, identity, and truth itself.

Jun Meilin, once the country's most envied socialite was embarrassed on national television by her husband. When he came home after a five year expedition in space, he was holding the hand of her widowed friend and a child. When they got home, her served her with divorce papers because he wanted his mistress and son to have a proper identity. As if the humiliation was not enough he used the life saving favor she owed him to stop her from announcing the divorce and insisted she stay with him for two years while he stabilized his career and enjoyed life with his mistress and bastard son. She could not believe the tragedy that had befallen her life. When she was falling apart, she woke up in a hospital, with a system that said, "Pamper the green tea man Mo Jingze and return to the pinnacle of your beauty and life or die. Mo Jingze was her brother-in-law, a man she would never got involved with normally. For one, he was five years younger than her and two he was her ex husband's half younger brother. But every time her ex husband wanted to use her for something, Mo Jingze appeared in front of her, he would bat his eyes and seductively call her name. Like a bewitched woman, she would forget the ex in a heartbeat and reach out to him. For the green tea man, she slapped her ex husband, slapped the mistress, took back the company and eventually returned home and reunited with her family. Soon, Mei-Mei, could not remember her ex husbands name, she was too busy pampering the green tea brother-in-law who demanded for kisses everyday. But the green tea was only a green tea around her. Around other people, he was as poisonous as a viper! This book is participating in WSA 2025, please support me in any way you can. Excerpt. Jun Meilin walked into the living room, the first thing she saw was her ex punching her new assistant Mo Jingze on the cheek. Mo Jingze raised his beautiful eyes and called for her weakly. "Mei-Mei, it hurts." As if she was possessed, Mei-Mei ripped her ex husband away from Mo Jingzhe and touched his face. The handsome face had a red mark which made her blood boil. She whirled around and kicked her ex away, giving him twice the pain he had given Jingzhe. "Mo Liang, how dare you touch my Aze! You are courting death." "He..."Mo Lian started a defense but Mo Jingzhe moaned at that exact moment as if he was in great pain. Mei-Mei immediately helped Jingzhe up, screaming for someone to call a doctor. She did not see him sticking his tongue out at Mo Liang and smirking. When they were alone, he leaned against her and said softly, "Mei-Mei, kiss it better."

Kaito was just an ordinary office worker—overworked, under-caffeinated, and nursing back pain from a chair he swore he’d replace six months ago. His only escape? Fantasy novels, strong tea, and the quiet hum of a café on a rare peaceful morning. Then came the blinding light. Now? He’s been accidentally summoned to a divine realm by a flustered priestess who mixed up the magical paperwork and pulled in the wrong guy. Oops. Stranded in a world not meant for him, Kaito finds himself face-to-face with a radiant Dragon Goddess named Aurelya—who can’t return him home, but offers him a blessing and a chance to start over in the magical land of Aurethria. Granted the unique skill Scholar’s Insight, which lets him read and understand all magical languages and ancient texts, Kaito begins his new life as a sixteen-year-old bookworm with no combat skills—but an overpowered brain. Can a sarcastic, tea-loving introvert survive in a world of scrolls, spells, and dragons? Can he keep his head down long enough to avoid divine attention? And will the Dragon Goddess ever stop feeling guilty for yeeting the wrong guy across dimensions? A slow-burn, slice-of-life isekai full of magic, mishaps, and unexpected bonds. Because sometimes, saving the world starts with being a cosmic mistake.

Yueying ran out of the room to check on Gu Ni. Gu Ni was in the living room drinking tea. Lu Quing had instructed her to keep an eye on Yueying.

“The world didn’t end with a bang. It ended with silence—and a signature.” In the year 2015, Earth is a decaying husk of itself. Oceans have swallowed borders. Corporations own clean air. Nations in Asia unite under fragile climate pacts. And across it all, a single law binds the broken world together: No one uses Surge powers. Not anymore. Not after what happened last time. But when the mutilated body of a masked vigilante is discovered in the slums of New Delhi, old ghosts begin to rise. Secret organizations move in the shadows. Forgotten powers awaken. And a mysterious underground group called The Null Signal begins broadcasting a forbidden truth: “The Accord was a lie. The Surge never ended. And the real war is just beginning.”

Magnus Caffeine wasn’t always the Demon King. One day, he just woke up in a dark, gothic castle. Apparently, he’s in another world now—one with dragons, magic, and absolute chaos. But honestly? He’s not interested in world domination. He just wants to chill. Unfortunately, being an all-powerful Demon King comes with responsibilities, annoying subordinates, and heroic idiots who won’t leave him alone. Between dodging war declarations and dealing with demons who expect him to be some ruthless tyrant, Magnus has one simple goal: Drinking tea and lazing around. But with old memories creeping in, mysterious voices in his head, and an entire world expecting him to be either their savior or destroyer… will he really get to enjoy his tea break? ----------------------- i will be posting this in Royalroad --- This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, applications, songs, technologies, locations, events, and incidents are eitherthe product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously for storytelling purposes. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to real companies, brands, applications or any other entities is purely coincidental. All real-world references are included as part of the fictional setting and do not imply any endorsement, association, or ownership by the original creators. The author has no intention to defame, discredit, orintringe upon the rights of any individual, brand, organization, or intellectual property. This story is created solely for entertainment and creative expression, and should not be taken as factual or representative of real-life entities or events. Readers are advised to treat all references in this work as fictional, regardless of name similarities or thematic inspiration.

"Until the Flower Withers" In a world brimming with magic, Luna Lockheart is reborn into a noble family, surrounded by love—but a deadly secret threatens to shatter her second chance at life. As Luna learns to navigate her new world, she discovers a life full of wonder and sorrow. From playful siblings and elegant tea parties to the haunting shadow of an ancient illness, time is not her ally. But Luna refuses to wither quietly. With her heart full of determination and her spirit as bright as the flower she’s named after, Luna vows to live fully, even as time slips through her fingers. A story of reincarnation, family bonds, and the beauty found in fleeting moments. "Until the flower withers… I'll bloom as brightly as I can."

Destruction was everywhere. Buildings lay crumbled around him, and corpses littered the cracked, broken roads. The sky burned red as the sun dipped below the horizon, the air thick with the stench of burning flesh and floating ash. Amid the dozens of bodies strewn across the street, one young man lay bleeding, motionless. Three rusted spears were embedded deep in his chest and abdomen. Anyone who saw him would know — he didn’t have long left. ‘Ah… it hurts. It hurts so bad…’ ‘Anyone… help… I— I don’t want to die…’ ‘I’ll do anything… please…’ The pain was too much, he wanted to scream, but he could not. He wanted to reached out, but he couldn't. He'll do anything to live once more — a second chance. [Ding! Your wishes have been heard!] [A distant force is calling to your soul…] [Will you accept?] ▸ [Yes]    ▢ [No] Additional Tags: Skill, System, Gods, Goddesses, Academy, Revenge, no simp, Misunderstanding, Skill Maker, Anime, Creative-Mc, villains, monster, dungeon, portals, elf, memes, cat girl, funny, milfs (hopefully by this people can find this more lol)

Yuto Sakamura was just another tired office worker, until he saw something he wasn’t supposed to. Now he's dead... kind of. Reincarnated in another world as a bottom-tier Demon King Intern, Yuto must navigate glitchy systems, sarcastic goblins, and a kingdom that starts with a rock and zero toilets. Armed with cold logic, dark humor, and a very slow-growing power curve, he’ll climb from nothing to infamy, one absurd quest at a time. He’s not the hero this world wanted. He’s not even sure he’s the villain. But he will build an empire, eventually. **Credits** Huge thanks to the amazing people who helped bring this chaotic world to life: *InstantNoddles* - for the noodles and the narrative fuel *Lil Dasha* - for the cutest chaos and creative support *2Persona* - for dual perspectives and sharp plot insights Join the community, get sneak peeks, memes, and chapter updates: Discord: https://discord.gg/VxSM5P3J

Diagnosed and unable to either move or speak but clinging to life with hopes that he might one day recover, Byron would never have expected that the key to his joy lay in his death. He is transmigrated into a strange realm where all inhabitants are female, the notorious Amazon warriors and their queens, and his reign and harem which would challenge all the gods on Mount Olympus starts then and there. ——————————————————————— This book is as perverted as Zeus himself... Or even beyond! If you're a fan of Greek mythology, it's gonna be your cup of tea. If you're not, I tried to give hints here and there so that nothing will come out of the blue. And even if it does, it will become clear as the story progresses. ——————————————————————— *No yuri *No NTR *Large harem *Thick plot *Lots of steamy scenes ———————————————————————

Every province has to send an immortal spirit person to the emperor to be a candidate as the empress for his only son. Zhilhao shuzi lives in the Senlin Province, a poor province where even the chanlor and his family hadn't had any spirit people in there lineage for many generations so they issue a decree that any family under there land who puts forward a candidate for the princes consort will be given a large sum of money as a reward. Zhilhao shuzi was abandoned as a child and has been living in the forest with his mentor for years while learning medicinal healing particularly through the use of tea one day while he's out in town one month after his mentor has disappeared to sell some healing balms and buy some more tea leaves when he is mistaken as a woman due to his delicate appearance and he is kidnaped by slave sellers who after capturing him for his unique appearance (light hair and pink eyes) realize that he's a spirit person and sell him to the channeler, not telling him that Zhilhao shuzi is truly a man, to be taken to the palace as a candidate for the princes consort position the slavers tell him that they have a powerful backer and if he doesn't win and gets sent back or tries to run away they'll sell him off to a brothel and use his magic for their own gain their are ten challenges to become the princes consort where the final three standing at the end will be personal chosen by the emperors son there will start with 15 candidates with two being kicked out in the first challenge and one being kicked out in ever trial after those who fail in the trials will either be sent back to their territories of become wives to prominent figures. and of course no men aloud. cover art inspired by the tyrant's beloved pet fish

I used to be the Supreme God of Everything—until I was reborn into the body of a pink-haired schoolgirl… wearing bunny slippers. Now, nine different cultivation systems are screaming in my brain, my teacher wants me to lead a harem club, and apparently, I'm married to the CEO of DaoMart? Oh, and the Heavens are calling. But I have memes to post, a midterm trial fight with a literal dragon, and a schoolgirl squad war to win. Who said reincarnation had to make sense?

I died choking on takoyaki—and woke up as the God of Swords. Now I’ve got insane sword powers, a dramatic outfit I didn’t ask for, and a talking katana that won’t shut up. Everyone thinks I’m some legendary warrior sent to save the world. Spoiler: I’m not. I just want tea, naps, and zero responsibilities. But sword cults keep worshipping me, princesses want to marry me, and rival gods are already plotting my downfall. Even when I try to avoid trouble, I somehow win duels, slay monsters, and solve kingdom-level problems by accident. They call me the God Swordsman. I call this a cosmic mistake.

After working in the News Department for a year, the leader suddenly talked to Shen Yao, saying that there was a shortage of staff in other administrative units and someone needed to be transferred there immediately. The department decided to recommend her for the transferation. Shen Yao: "..." The new department offers generous salaries, social insurance and housing fund. The original department also promised priority promotion opportunities. It was not until Shen Yao arrived at her new workplace that she learned about "Special Immigration Bureau" is also known as the Monster Immigration Bureau. All monsters with a strong obsession with being human could queue up in an orderly manner here to apply for immigration. Shen Yao: "???"

Blurb > What if you could farm stats, build muscle, earn money—and never lift a finger? Kim Do-hyun is a broke, chubby college gamer who awakens a skill so lame it’s practically a meme: Cloning (Lv. 1). But this "trash skill" turns out to be the biggest cheat in the awakened world—because when his clone trains, grinds, and suffers… Do-hyun gets stronger without doing anything. One body lives in bed. The other body becomes a legend. In a world ruled by stats, mana, and dungeons… Do-hyun is about to break the system from the shadows. --- Synopsis > In a world where 80% of humanity has awakened supernatural talents, life is a brutal competition. College loser Kim Do-hyun is barely surviving on game bots, instant noodles, and debt. That is, until a government-mandated awakening throws him into the spotlight… only to declare his power total trash. Cloning? Level one? Cooldown? One body? What a joke. But this clone is real. It sweats. It works. It eats. And when it trains… Do-hyun's stats increase. Now, while the clone grinds 24/7—running, working, even getting beat up—Do-hyun chills in bed, reaping the rewards. His strength rises. His body transforms. His life begins to change. But power attracts attention. And when an S-Rank hunter known only as The Jumper starts watching, Do-hyun realizes something terrifying: He might not be the only one cheating the system.

A collection of BL oneshots I write in my free time. The start of each oneshot will have the basic profile of characters and the overall tone of the oneshot so you can skip something if it's not your cup of tea. I take requests, though I will only write it if I find the prompt interesting. Let me know if you'd like the extended story of any particular one. If I have time and a plot for it, I'll think about it. It has~ Single dad, introverted singer X popular and flirty actor Med student X Law student and captain of the ice hockey team Alpha Duke X Omega courtesan (ABO) Mafia boss X 'hostage' (will continue to update this list as I post more)

Zara Everleigh just wants to nap. Seriously. That’s all. She’s filthy rich, but nobody knows it. To the world, she’s just the lazy girl next door in oversized hoodies, sipping bubble tea and minding her own business. Until one day… She helps the insanely hot CEO next door by pretending to be his girlfriend. Now she’s stuck in a fake relationship. Reporters are camped outside her door. And the internet is obsessed with “the mystery girl.” Too bad Zara has no time for love. She’s too busy hiding her billion-dollar secret—and avoiding all human interaction.

Yuto Akiyama, a 25-year-old shut-in whose life revolved around being an ex-eSports strategist and notorious meme lord, meets an unceremonious end during a grueling 24-hour stream of World Warfare 4: Total Domination. Instead of a respawn screen, he awakens in a world ripped straight from a medieval fantasy, embroiled in a continent-spanning war. His digital dominion is replaced by the harsh reality of being conscripted as a mere private in the Kingdom of Braxium's beleaguered army.

From the very first day he awakened his mysterious system, Jake set his sights on Emma, the flawless goddess of the campus—untouchable, icy, and admired by all. Armed with missions from his system, Jake embarked on an outrageous journey of 99 confessions—with milk tea, roses, breakfast boxes, and even dramatic dormitory declarations. Each one was met with the same result: rejection. But just when everyone expected the 100th confession… it never came. Suddenly, the high and mighty school belle started acting strange. Why was she searching for him? Why was she holding milk tea now? Why was she the one blushing? > “Why didn’t you come confess today?” she asked with a frown. Jake blinked. “Miss, do we know each other?” Boom! The campus froze. The School Belle's aloof image? Shattered.

Going hiking with my crush? Yeah, but… she’s in love with someone else. Getting stabbed to death? Not my cup of tea. But reincarnated? Now we’re talkin’! New world, new rules — and they don’t even speak my damn language. Where the hell am I? Fantasy? More like a rerun of suffering. Should’ve just let me disappear. Who even writes the script of my life? Don't let me find him, he'll get a good headbutt in the mouth. Screw the script. Screw the world. If I can't live the dream... I’ll burn the whole story down. Since I was forcefully invited… I’ll bring the Void to spice things up.