Hoe Anthems

What is the fastest thing in the universe? Light Neutrinos Gravitational Waves The relationship progression in an NTR manga Nice try, but they’re all wrong. The fastest thing in the universe is the time it takes for me to level up before face-slapping an arrogant young master in front of his hoes. After my girlfriend broke up with me on our 1 year anniversary, I think the heavens finally took pity on me and granted me the "FASTEST LEVELING-UP SYSTEM." F*** school. The education system’s a scam anyway. I’m ditching it all to become a full time hunter. I’m pursuing those dungeon MILFs—call me MILF Hunter 1964. SSS-ranked hunters, Great Grandmaster Martial Artists, Heaven-Defying Realm Cultivators... I flex on them all. In this world, a man exists for one purpose: to flex—flex on the enemy, flex on the Ladys, and most importantly, flex on oneself. - Sun Tuz

If survival of the fittest was once humanity's anthem, silence now reigns. The Aud have driven humanity's remnants to huddle like mice in their final bastion. In a gamble, a nobody embarks on an impossible mission: time travel. Nine hundred years in the past, she finds herself hunted by survivor's guilt and the Aud who followed. In this pre-collapse world, where humanity's anthem is still survival but the seeds of its coming evisceration wait to sprout, she is alone. Between an apex predator with everything to gain and a human with everything to lose, a race to rewrite human destiny has begun.

to read the chapters in advance go to my Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=79514336 Upon waking up, the entire world has entered an RV survival world. Everyone starts with one RV and a hoe. All resources must be obtained through their own efforts, and the sole objective is to survive. However, Su Chen unexpectedly discovers that he has been bound to a Hundredfold Amplification System... Author: Peach Black Oolong All credits goes to the original owner, I am just a translator, who loves translating different types of novels. to read the chapters in advance go to my Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=79514336

Some say beauty is the way the body sways side to side, a rhythm that makes even the sickest of fools go mad. It's just enough to make the biggest players lose their game. And Caleb? He was the king of that game. Handsome, confident, and he could sweep the girls off their feet, Caleb was addicted to their validation. The more girls craved him, the more he scored. But Lily was different, she didn't care about his looks and hated his cocky personality. His stupid pickup lines and flirts completely pissed her off. Who did this guy think she was? Some hoe in a one nightstand? This made him obsessed and he kept telling himself that he loved her but his feelings were more dangerous than he thought. When a prank goes wrong and leaves Lily dead, Caleb is traumatized by the accident. The memory of her falling into the cursed river haunts him everyday...until one morning he wakes up in her body. Though Lily's not completely gone, she's this nagging voice in his head that Caleb can't get rid of. Caleb is stuck living as Lily trying to discover what about the Midnight River is 'cursed' while he also pretends to be a girl in high school. But things get...complicated. Caleb friends thinks he's dead. Soo-jin, the top student at Riverside High, has a secret obsession with Lily that she can't let go of. The curse is darker than they think...and it's not done with them yet. Caleb struggles with dealing with high school drama, figure out the mystery behind the curse, and resist of idea of boys and girls being almost everywhere he goes. Maybe being a hot girl was harder than he thought. Will Caleb break the curse or would the river collect another victim?

The Old Gods are gone. Lost and Forgotten, their honor shattered and their kingdoms broken by treachery. The Peace of the Myriad Heavens has been severed. And from the ashes of war and chaos, the Twin Towers of Babel have been created as a beacon of hope. Can Altair, a child born of the Old Gods whose name has long since been forgotten, survive, or will he be cast into the Nine Hells? *** "So..." Arsene continued, enjoying his child's flush expression. "I've got a few things to teach you. What I'm about to give you is some peak wisdom. Think of it as my Ten Commandments: One, never trust a bitch with red hair. Trust me on this. Two, the pull-out game is not a real thing. She will get pregnant. Three—" "F-Father…" " —Never get yourself more than one wife. It sounds fun. It is fun. But it's truly a nightmare. You better be writing this stuff down. This is some grade-A wisdom right here. Four. "...Please stop talking…" The Prince pleaded. "Shhhhh. Just let this happen. Four…Bro's before hoes isn't a thing. The hoes come first. Remember, Booty is more important than Wa— " "STOP!!!!!"

"Courting death!" Roan defeated the 3rd Heavenly Son with the cliche line. [Ding! Host must defeat 7 more Heavenly Sons to unlock System.] Watching the hateful message, Roan felt cheated. Didn't the other reincarnators get their System before challenging the Heavenly Sons? They had help and cheats! Why was it different from him!? "Alas, there is no way I will give up, before unlocking the System!" He went in search for the next Heavenly Son and challenged him, "Courting death!" But... "Your mother is a hoe! Your father is a hoe! Your whole family is a hoe!" Roan was confused at the unfiltered launguage coming out of the jade beauty. "Who are you?" "I'm Death, you f*cker! And if I hear you shouting 'Courting death' next time, I will kill you!" As it turned out, the Goddess Of Death had taken insult to Roan's words. ...Send help. ASAP.

What's a war without corpses? What's a fight without blood? And what's a love without hatred? The story of two clan and their bitter-sweet journey of fate. What awaits them in the future? Will the two clan be united and befriend each other or the blood bath takes place? The blosoom of friendship wins or the petals fall like a bitter but memorable betrayal.

Julia was the envy of everyone at her school. Her popularity was unmatched, and every guy wanted a chance to be with her. Her dating life was the source of endless gossip and speculation, and Julia had a reputation for being difficult to pin down. But when she found herself in a dating rumor with two of the most popular guys at school at the same time, she was suddenly at the center of all the drama. “Suddenly I’ve became a two timing hoe who is playing with their Prince Charmings huh?” Julia was no stranger to drama, and she relished the opportunity to be at the center of it all. Before she knew it, Julia was the talk of the school. The two guys were both determined to win her over, and they pulled out all the stops to impress her. From extravagant gifts to over-the-top romantic gestures, nothing was off limits. Who will be the winner of her heart? Will it be the Sweet Church boy Ejekial or the Hot bad boy Alex?

Survival of the fittest….. This is the anthem of any player of the Universal Survival Games. There is no good as there is no bad, but simply surviving, in such a Game when others receive missions such as— "Escape the god-like NPC Son of Chaos before days." Ten Saturday, received specially designed missions by the system like— "Destroy the god-like NPC Son of Chaos before three days." Ten must use whatever means to survive the impossible missions of the Survival Games with a Talent he is weary of. "What's wrong? Isn't it just slaughtering those who stand in your way? Will you choose to die for your fear of the unknown or will you give yourself to the glory of an everlasting instant rush?" A certain brown eyed boy smiled back at the two colored eyed smirking reflection of himself in the pool of blood on the ground.

All rights reserved. ~ ~DUAL POV~ ~ Azalea and Aiden have never gotten along. Despite the absurdity of it, they have been rivals since birth. But as time went on, their conflict evolved into an obsession. Now that they are both required to work together for the entire year, neither of them realizes that the other would soon become their rock in troubled times as both of their pasts begin to slowly catch up with them as well as the future. ~ This is a book with all my favorite tropes; light enemies to lovers, slow-burn, found family, possessive but soft love interest, high school, and a little sports romance... ~ Unedited! This is the first draft. [Word count: 100.000+] ~ Started: 30 April 2022 Finished: - ~ [Warning: Mature and explicit content, strong language etc.]

***WARNING!! BL! YAOI! BI CONTENT! SMUT!!! MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. *** Also, please feel free to give me some feedback. Try to see if anyone’s interested or places for improvements. Thanks! Posting to Royal Road —————————————————————————— In a world of myth and magic, where reality was bent by mana and the divines, powerful mages ruled and dominated the world. They set and manipulated the rules and laws to their liking. Many fell prey to their wants and desires. Others fell over into their graves from wrongly crossing a mage. It was almost impossible for the common folk to do anything about their treatment. It was best to steer clear. The common folk were not well treated, but they were not the bottom of the barrel in their society. Slaves. Slaves were the outlets to those in higher society. They were vented upon the deepest desires and fantasies of the privileged, or became objects of their cruelty. Once bound, it was difficult to escape. The consequences to freedom were dire. Curses of the divines were not to be messed with. There was a unfortunate man dealt an unlucky fate. When he was starting to be able to finally walk, he was already forced with the burdens of his terrible family. An unwanted product from the trysts of his promiscuous father, his fate was sealed when he taken in instead of left abandoned at the orphanage. Hated and disgusted by his step mother and step siblings, he was scorned and beaten daily. He was nothing but a trash receptacle for their abuse. His father was no better. His only intention was to sell him into slavery for some gold coin. His wife only agreed to take in the bastard for the greed of money. He was forced duties around the house, and later on when he could lift a hoe, he was forced into the hot sun laboring in the fields. They worked him hard and fed him little, but the boy was born with gifts of the body. He outgrew his peers and siblings, already stunning with premature charm. He told himself to keep working. To put up with his so called “family” and their abuse. He waited for the day he came of age. Then could he finally be free from his horrid old life and be able to build anew. But he was naive and foolish. He never thought his blood father would sell him into slavery. His little gratitude to his father for creating him and keeping him was no more. He cursed his father. He cursed his step family. He cursed at the world. But he could stop his becoming of a slave. He would become a slave of pleasure. And for many years he stayed as such. Until he could no longer. A terrible night almost led to his death. He made up his mind that night. He ran away and was cursed.

For six years, gorgeous Ama Temil has been in love with him who won't pay her any attention, the billionaire doctor, Pierre Fitzgerald. Finally, she makes up her mind, seeing as he still ignores her. However, when she leaves, the doctor realizes just how vital the Nigerian beauty was to him and seeks her out. Two hearts; one tired for the wait, while the other, hit by reality. A man who finally opens his eyes because of their age gaps. A woman who has had enough hope, knowing age is just a number. In the sea of emotions, who will give in first? ----------------- [EXCERPT] ‘ Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him!’ The hoe in me spoke up to kiss him. This made my chocolate nose twitch. I slowly got up to reach him, but my knees were already numb that it caused me to crash on his thigh, covered up with his white robe. Damnation! I'm so doomed. I raised my head to see those sharp-looking eyes staring at me in confusion. I felt something touching my cheeks. I think my cheeks are not on his thigh but his... Oh my goodness. I screamed inside of my head. I tug myself up in recoil. "I'm so sorry!" I'm so dead! My legs are still numb. I was about to stumble because of my numb knees but anxiously grabbed on his robe for support. He held me up. He was looking perplexed. "Ama, " his voice, hoarse, making it sound sexy. "You're still up?"

Upon arrival at the garden, Ganjar immediately approached the father who was doing his activities in the middle of the garden, hoeing the soil he wanted to grow vegetables. "Assalamualaikum." Ganjar said in a soft voice. "Waalaikumsalam," replied Mr. Edi rose, then straightened his gaze towards the newly arrived Ganjar. "Dad, rest first, Ganjar bring fried bananas!" invited Ganjar to smile widely. Mr. Edi smiled and immediately stepped towards Ganjar who was already next to the hut on the edge of the garden.

"Her eyes are blue as the sky but seem dull. Her hair, they're beautifully brown but messy. Her face, it's cute, but there are wrinkles. She's gorgeous, but wait, she seems weak. She's lovely, yet she looks harmed and broken. What's her name? I wonder!" Says Zee. "Stop with the poems. Don't you know Lily's past? She's raped! She's probably a slut, ah wait, she's surely a hoe." Harry Replies. There's silence in the air for a few moments. *BOOM* Zee lands a punch as hard as he could on Harry's face. He's done for, he's flat on the ground now. "Watch your mouth, I'll Fix Her!" Zee Promises. _______________________________________________ This story uncovers the truth of Lily, who's a rape victim, and is new to a school in her final year, where studies a Cutely Funny boy named Zee, who'll help her through the most difficult time of her life in the most beautiful way she can ever imagine.

Reiss Veil Drag Reizhart adalah seorang pangeran langit yang di tuduh atas pembantaian anggota kerajaan. Ia dikhianati oleh sahabatnya sendiri hingga jatuh ke bumi. Di dalam tubuhnya tersimpan sebuah pedang takdir Regalia. Pedang itu memberitahunya bahwa ia di tujukkan untuk menghancurkan Omega yang akan memberikan kehidupan untuk Bunga Kehancuran. Kini bersama pedang itu ia harus menanggung beban masa lalu sebagai Kesatria Gagal. Terlepas dari kasih sayangnya terhadap dua orang perempuan, ia harus menempuh jalan penuh darah ini sendirian dengan taruhan nyawa dan juga kehidupannya sendiri.

Three skeletons, resurrected by the means of nature, lightning to be exact, running about together as they figure out the very meaning of their lives; A porter, a scholar, and a warrior. They couldn't recall their past lives, or even if they have any. They don't know what morals are, sad bunch really. But most unfortunately, they're treated as wild savages. Which, I guarantee you, they are most certainly not. Well, maybe on some occasions, but that's not the point. △▼△ <-> 0 / 25 Power Stone Milestone - 1 ( Extra ) Chapter <-> 1 Chapter / Day or 4 - 8 Chapters / Week | 1 - 5 ( Edited ) Chapters / Day | 1 - 4 ( Extra ) Chapters / Sunday <-> { LE } is for ( Lightly Edited ), { E } is for ( Edited ) Chapters, { CE } is for ( Closely Edited ). Please keep watch of the signs people! <-> Average of 1500 Words / Chapter <-> I will also be posting on Royalroad, so say hi to me if you happen to pass by! <=>15/12/18 - Birth of Koeji Sllycc's beloved novel, 'The Evil Wicked Squad ( TEWS )' △▼△ Please read my other novel! - Twilight's Anthem ( TA ) - https://www.webnovel.com/book/11393174005361105/Twilight's-Anthem Please read my other novel! - Crown of Sin ( COS ) - https://www.webnovel.com/book/12086163005903005/Crown-of-Sin Please read my other novel! - Unhearing Slave's Solicitude ( USS ) - https://www.webnovel.com/book/12295176505214505/Unhearing-Slave%E2%80%99s-Solicitude Support me on Patreon! - https://www.patreon.com/koejisllycc

Kings fought for power, waves of bandits conquer for riches, the dark forces are growing ever stronger. Threat practically bloomed everywhere, at every side of every corner. Even the prophesized 'Catastrophe', was nigh in nearing. All this, the innocent's involvement was inevitable. But even then, even as everything slowly fell apart, people could be seen still enjoying their lives. Creating families, educating their children, making businesses, enjoying their time. Essentially carefree. However, it came but at a cost. Somewhere distant, away from luxury living with cheese n' wine, all that scheisse. Scarce starvation could be seen, almost everywhere. People were dying of sickness, dehydration, abuse, thugged, anything one could think of. The two unequal sides were truly something. As they were despised, by both parties. Now let's think about all of that, in the mind of a carefree boy who lives between two buildings at an alleyway. The only thing he needs is to; eat, sleep, and shit. But let's face it, he wouldn't care about all of that. However, what if something miraculous happened? △▼△ <-> 0 / 20 Power Stone Milestone - 1 ( Extra ) Chapter <-> 1 Chapter / Day or 4 - 8 Chapters / Week | 1 - 5 ( Edited ) Chapters / Day | 1 - 4 ( Extra ) Chapters / Sunday <-> { LE } is for ( Lightly Edited ), { E } is for ( Edited ) Chapters, { CE } is for ( Closely Edited ). Please keep watch of the signs people! <-> Average of 1500 Words / Chapter <=> 30/11/2018 Birth of Koeji Sllycc's beloved novel, 'Unhearing Slave's Solicitude' ( USS ) △▼△ Please read my other novel! - Crown of Sin ( COS ) - https://www.webnovel.com/book/12086163005903005/Crown-of-Sin Please read my other novel! - Twilight's Anthem ( TTAM ) - https://www.webnovel.com/book/11393174005361105/Twilight's-Anthem Please read my other novel! - The Evil Wicked Squad ( TEWS ) - https://www.webnovel.com/book/12480651906574805/The-Evil-Wicked-Squad Support me on Patreon! - https://www.patreon.com/koejisllycc

Eiji the lover of an extremely powerful Demon is reincarnated, as an apology for causing accidentally pushing him into the reincarnation circle, he grants our trashy hoeball protagonist some OP ability's in his next life. THIS IS R18 BL SMUT

After the apocalypse 10 years ago, droughtness plagued the land. Only Demeter Garden survive. Kalahan Kingdom wants to conquer the garden because of the greed of its people. They exploit natural resources, energies, even magic elements just for themselves. Somehow, Mors who live as a young farmer from Demeter Garden, achieve an artifact, an Eclipse Hack that legend said, it is a Hoe of Death. What is the power of the Hoe? Can Mors save his garden? Will Mors become the farmer of the death? There will be level up system and class system started in Chapter 2.

Four years after losing her best friend to a drug overdose, Marley needs answers. Fate directs her to the top of 'The Most Despised Schools' list - Weston High, where the mysterious and obnoxiously notorious Augustus 'Gus' Rush collects broken hearts and secrets. After a Chemistry lab jeopardy leads to bad blood between Marley and the insanely hot troublemaker, being cordial with him is definitely not on her bucket list. When her penchant for misfortune grows higher with a weird roomie, an unwanted crush; the clique of mean, rich kids are her best bet to get normalcy. Where will Marley fit in the equation?

1979, a convoy of trucks headed East runs into trouble with an infamous cop. He chases them far and wide, murdering three of them. Pussycat, a kid who'd grown up on the streets -- Pitbull, a Vietnam war veteran -- and Dreamer, a talented writer with a wild imagination -- fight to protect their friends in the convoy. It's not until they hit Chicago will things really get testy.

The miracle doctor, Xu Qing, accidentally fell into the water and died. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself having transmigrated into a farming novel. Then, she felt excruciating pain in the lower half of her body. Xu Qing looked down in disbelief. As a thirty-year-old unmarried single woman, she was in the midst of giving birth to a child! Staring at the three babies who were barely breathing, Xu Qing almost went mad. Why did she suddenly become a mother of three? Her father exclaimed, “How dare you give birth to b*stard children before getting married?! We don’t have a daughter like you. Scram!” Before Xu Qing could even catch her breath after bearing children, she was chased out of the house by her father. Fortunately, her mother pitied her and secretly gave her an acre of land to aid in her survival. With no options left, Xu Qing picked up a hoe and started farming. ‘Hey, that unconscious mister over there, please die somewhere else! Don’t dirty my corn field!’ After dragging the unconscious man to a side, Xu Qing suddenly remembered that she needed help taking care of her children. This man would do! Later on, Qiao Yanhui knelt down before his angry wife with an aggrieved look on his charming face. He had one child on each arm, and another clinging to his head. He looked up at Xu Qing pitifully. “Honey, it’s the effect of my family genes. I can’t control my genes from producing so many babies…” “Out! Get out now!” Xu Qing kicked him aside. Who knew that the man she picked up turned out to be the father of her children. Had she known, she would’ve left him to die in the corn field.

After retiring from the National Team, Qi Yue devoted herself to the study of agriculture. At a certain gathering, someone instigated a challenge, proposing that whoever lost at the shooting game would have to be kissed by Qi Yue. Seeing Qi Yue in the test fields, carrying a hoe, covered in mud and planting potatoes without any care for her appearance, turned everyone’s faces green with unease. Everyone scrambled to aim for the bullseye, terrified of being penalized. The final result was that the male god of University A, Gu Huai, raised his hand and shot a zero. The second time they met, Gu Huai was being maliciously provoked and overwhelmed at the Fencing Gym. Qi Yue couldn't stand by and was compelled to intervene. The third time they met, Gu Huai was homeless on the streets. Qi Yue spent all her living expenses for three months to help him. Years later. Qi Yue looked at the world shooting records certificate, the fencing championship trophy, and the dozen or so real estate certificates, all bearing Gu Huai's name, and fell into deep thought: "......"

It all started with an ominous sound. The sound beating of drums in the middle of the night. Within 24 hours the world was in deeper shit than ever before. This is a story about the kids of a new era. Their stories, their hardships, and their victories both big and small. And finally this about a group of people forming a group to at least save their corner of the world, and their reluctant leader who wants nothing more than to fade into the background. This is the story of a group named auctus. The discord is https://discord.gg/QcM2N7CaTM come help support me and the story as well as chat and talk freely about new projects and ideas.