Hilarious Riddles

What to do when you suddenly find yourself a measly cannon fodder in someone else’s ridiculous love story? If it was our dear mc Riley, she would of course, tear them all into shreds and replace them as the main character herself! How good would it be if things could be that easy? Unfortunately, with the Self-Saving System by her side not to save the day but to tell her not to do this and that, Riley’s movement was greatly limited. She could only choose from the System’s carefully-selected multiple choice but… 1. Seduce the Second Male Lead 2. Seduce the Second Male Lead 3. Seduce the Second Male Lead “…” Riley : System, are you sure you’re supposed to be giving me choices? With limited resources, hilarious pop-up instructions, and an absolute story line that kept leading her straight to her doom, will Riley be able to dodge all the Death Flags rushing her way and survive till the end of the story? No matter what, she’s determined to become the main character of her own story!

When Carl Suis, a fresh zoology graduate, lands an internship with MECCP (Mythical and Endangered Creatures Care and Protection), he expects to work with exotic animals—not be magically whisked into Mythica, a realm brimming with dragons, mermaids, and other magical creatures. What starts as a dream job quickly spirals into chaos. Feeding creatures is the least of Carl’s worries as he tackles ecosystem meltdowns, interspecies feuds, and cultural clashes straight out of a fantasy fever dream. Forget the myths—these creatures are nothing like the books said. With Mythica’s fragile world teetering on collapse and MECCP’s future at stake, Carl must rely on his zoological skills, quick thinking, and unexpected allies to save the day. But in this unpredictable land, survival means embracing the wild—and the wildly hilarious—at every turn. Can Carl protect this magical world, or will his internship be his last adventure?

"Fake it till you make it" It was a phrase that became Leo's only hope for survival as he was forced to play the role of the biggest big boss when he was nothing more than a small fish. Set in a world where Earth is riddled with natural disasters and humans must migrate to new planets onboard massive arc ships, this novel follows the journey of the Skyshard brothers Luke and Leo as they fight against their fate and rise to the top from the lowest of lows. --------------- A/N - This novel will explore the concept of misunderstandings and a MC whose real strength is over exaggerated through a rigged system. It will be a humorous blend of concepts such as Sci-Fi, Fantasy, MMORPG and Slice Of Life into one novel. If you are tired of conventional novels and are looking for something new, This book will definitely satisfy your itch, so please give it a try! Discord - https://discord.com/invite/PPhnY3ZAqH

Welcome to the kingdom of Blundertopia, where logic takes a vacation and chaos reigns supreme! Meet Sir Wrongalot, a clumsy knight armed with a bent pool noodle and an unshakable (though completely unwarranted) sense of confidence. Alongside his trusty goat Buttercup—who wears a mushroom as a hat—and a band of equally ridiculous misfits, Sir Wrongalot embarks on quests so absurd, even the gods are confused. From stealing royal biscuits to orchestrating a British teaparty under siege by giant pigeons, no task is too foolish for this ragtag crew. With each chapter more hilariously nonsensical than the last, Stupid will have you laughing, groaning, and questioning how such a book even exists. If you’re ready for a story filled with exploding teapots, biscuit battles, and a goat that may or may not be the true hero, then grab a bo’ele of woter and dive into the stupidity. Because sometimes, life’s greatest adventures are also its dumbest. Warning: This book contains excessive silliness, questionable logic, and one very smug goat. Proceed with caution (and snacks).

One day, I awoke as a raven in the midst of the dark, mysterious world of Norse mythology. My life as a bird was initially uneventful, until I decided to step beyond the boundaries of comfort and embark on an adventure. That was when I met Fenrir, the one who would change everything. She wasn’t just a girl with a wild charm—she was the legendary wolf prophesied to bring about the end of the world, the harbinger of Ragnarok. Yet, behind her grim destiny, I saw something different. Loneliness, rage, and a fierce determination to defy fate. A lot happened before the chains binding Fenrir finally broke. Together, we embarked on a journey fraught with danger, riddles, and an unbreakable bond. What we did went far beyond an ordinary adventure—it was the beginning of a monumental change that would shake the very foundation of Norse mythology forever. Author note: This story is more aimed at exploring Norse mythology. In addition, the author adds a number of elements of ancient Norse history and culture.

Meet Valarie: wealthy, gorgeous, and the queen of her high school social scene. She has it all—money, beauty, and her best friend Noah, who she’s totally in love with (and who might secretly love her back). Life is perfect—until it’s not. One fateful day, Valarie wakes up in a body that is decidedly not hers. Say goodbye to golden hair and long legs, and hello to frizzy curls, questionable fashion choices, and a life where her breakfast budget can’t even cover a latte. To make things worse, everyone insists this has always been her life. Her parents? Different people and broke. Her house? Crumbling. And Noah? No longer her friend—she discovers he’s nothing like the person she thought he was. Determined to solve this cosmic joke of a mystery, Valarie must navigate her new life of bargain bins and second-hand shoes while trying to figure out why the universe swapped her life like a clearance sale item. Along the way, she’ll uncover some hilarious truths about herself, learn the price of true friendship, and realize beauty might just come in more shapes and sizes than she thought. Will Valarie find her way back to her old self, or is this new reality exactly what she needs to become the person she’s meant to be? One thing’s for sure: she’ll need a lot more than her old charm to survive

After closing his eyes for what he believes to be the last time, Devon Cradle, having waited too long for death but without success, reopens his eyes to find himself in a tomb with a demon-like creature standing above. However, his body was something he never expected Alarmed, he quickly realizes that he was summoned by that girl who looked like a demon queen. In a world plagued by war between humans fellow and Mystics, where only the strong survive while the weak are devoured; he could only curse his bad luck. In such a cruel environment where death is not something rare, he, a weak and fragile skeleton, summoned by a girl without talent was condemned to remain at the bottom of the ladder forever. However, [Ding! Conditions met. Boundless evolving's system has been activated.] [A system that will allow you to evolve infinitely as long as you have the necessary evolution points.] - -Ding! Your innate talent: death's blessing evolved to... [Ding! You unlocked one of your innate talent's sub-skills—Herald of death. 1- Herald of death. The host will receive 0.1 EP per night for receiving moonlight and night energy. 2- Grim Reaper. For each kill, the host will get evolution points. The amount will depend on the creature's strength. 3- Appraisal eyes 4- ... [Ding! You have just killed an ant. You've earned 0.0001 evolution points.] These words almost made him lose his balance. 'An ant that I couldn't even see, which I had probably just crushed without knowing it, made me earn evolution points…??’ It was hilarious, for him, it was quite unexpected news. Now armed with these assets, Devon saw his destiny and that of his master change in an unexpected way.

In a world where magic cards determine power and prestige, Dekan, a 15-year-old card maker with unmatched skill, unintentionally creates cards that disrupt the very foundation of the Royal Capital’s elite Hevenlit Magic Academy. Armed with his unorthodox creativity and a knack for designing hilariously overpowered yet bizarre cards, Dekan sets out on a journey to master his craft, make a fortune, and live a carefree life. But as his seemingly innocent creations turn the world of magic upside down, Dekan finds himself at the center of chaos—gaining allies, enemies, and an unshakable reputation along the way. With exams to conquer, rivalries to face, and Shadow Worlds threatening the kingdom, Dekan must prove that even the most unconventional methods can lead to legendary success. Funny, thrilling, and full of surprises, this is a tale of ingenuity, ambition, and the magic of thinking outside the deck. This is a translation . Original- https://www.ciweimao.com/book/100315868

Hwayeong’s Hilarious Struggle to Flunk Out of the Crown Princess Selection! Hwayeong’s peaceful life is turned upside down when her younger sister, inspired by rumors about the Crown Prince’s less-than-stellar appearance, submits her name for the Crown Princess selection without her consent. For Hwayeong, who loathes the very idea of stifling palace life, it’s a nightmare come to life. So, she comes up with a cunning plan: To delay her arrival at the imperial palace no matter what! However, her carefully laid plans are thrown into chaos when, out of nowhere, a galloping horse nearly tramples her. Furious at the reckless rider, she takes off after him through the bustling streets, her anger fueling every step. It’s only when she skids to a stop, heart pounding, that she looks up and realizes she’s standing before the towering gates of the very place she swore she would never go. “I won’t let this slide. Just you wait!” Confronting the rider later that evening, Hwayeong demands an apology, but instead of showing remorse, he arrogantly dismisses her complaint. Enraged, she impulsively hurls her shoe at his back in an act of defiance. Days later... Her frustration turns to horror when she learns the man’s true identity—he’s none other than the Crown Prince himself, the very focus of the competition she’s been dragged into. Though initially panicked, Hwayeong refuses to give up. Her new goal? Become such a nuisance to the Crown Prince that he’ll have no choice but to kick her out and send her back home! Unfortunately, the Crown Prince has no intention of playing along with her schemes... “You’ll stay here for six full months—completely, properly, and absolutely trapped!” Now caught in a battle of wills, Hwayeong must decide: Can she outsmart the Crown Prince and escape the confines of the palace, or will her rebellion only tighten the chains around her?

Meili is a once-in-a-generation beauty raised in secrecy in the inner courtyards. To keep her safe from the palace concubine selections, her family conspires to make everyone, including her, believe that she's ugly. The secret's revealed when three peeping Tom’s get more than they bargained for spying on the 'ugly sister' bathing. The perverts are best friends, a young commander, the second prince, and an admired poet, and the three young men compete fiercely for her affections. As Meili emerges from fifteen years in seclusion, her deeply rooted body dysmorphia has hilarious consequences as she misreads her interactions with men and proves to be a far more complex puzzle to woo than any of them are equipped for. Meili has no intention of voluntarily giving up her new-found freedom in order to become someone’s wife, but her new best friends just refuse to stay in the friend zone. With war fast-approaching, will Meili grow-up fast enough to choose the right boy, or any boy? Or will her parents choose for her [#arrangedmarriage]? Can a great beauty avoid the Emperor’s harem? A cdrama romcom where a young girl is a glittering prize trying her hardest not to be won. [#teen#lovequadrangle#historicalromance#romcom#cdrama#sweetromance] Historical romcom loosely set in Ming Dynasty China.

Xandria Alcove, heiress to a billion-dollar empire, dreams of living a normal life, complete with first love and sweet romance. The only problem? Her four overprotective brothers. From hacking into her dates’ profiles to staging ghostly pranks in VR escape rooms, Marcus, Dante, Julian, and Theo will stop at nothing to keep suitors away. When Xandria falls for Ethan Soren, a charming young entrepreneur and fellow student at her school who is hiding secrets of his own, sparks fly—and not just between them. With her brothers’ constant interference and Ethan's dark past catching up, Xandria finds herself torn between loyalty, love, and her own dreams of freedom. Can she stand up to her brother’s iron grip and prove her love is worth fighting for, or will their meddling cost her everything? A hilarious, heartwarming romantic comedy where family chaos meets forbidden love—perfect for fans of sweet romance with a twist!

Poor Lucy Wood never foresaw things getting this dire. She was borne by a slave woman who died after giving birth to her and treated as a slave by her step mother and sister. Shunned and rejected by Alpha Thorne-her fated mate-she is all but shattered in her lonely misery. Yet, the fates can be hilariously sadistic. Not even six months into her abandonment, Lucy finds herself in the custody of the most feared Lycan King, Tristan Landon. Fearsome, with a reputation to make even the bravest cower, Tristan rules with an iron fist, his law extending over the whole realm of the werewolves. Still, beneath the commanding and intimidating exterior, Lucy feels that there must be something far more complicated about Tristan-some dangerous allure, perhaps even a spark of something more than dominance. Thrown into the world of royal politics, ancient bloodlines, and dangerous plots, Lucy's life does another flip when Tristan declares her his future Luna. His impulsive move rattles the very core of the kingdom, further enraging Zara-a cunning she-wolf who laid claim to the position of Luna. Jealousy knows no bounds, and with Lucy's former mate, Alpha Thorne, they become a force to be reckoned with. They both join in an attempt to destroy everything she has ever loved. While trying to learn the ropes of her new position, Lucy learns some shocking truths about her lineage: deep inside her lies a power unlike any other-the power of the Lamia pack, a lineage of Alphas forgotten by time, whose powers can alter the very fate of all werewolf packs. But as Spiderman knows, with great power comes great danger, and soon Lucy's strength will be both blessing and curse. Smitten by his growing feelings for Lucy and his need to control the powerful forces surrounding him, Tristan must ultimately decide if their bond is worth the risk of his kingdom. But when Alpha Thorne kidnaps Lucy's child, an ancient prophecy is illuminated-one that speaks of a great reckoning, one where the future of the packs hangs in the balance of Lucy's talents. Amongst betrayals lurking at every turn and old and new enemies threatening her at every pass, Lucy must make her way through a maze of deceit, love, and power. Now, will she be able to find her trust in Tristan and become the Luna their world needs, or will the darkness within tear them apart for good? This is a thrilling tale of love, power, and betrayal. Lucy must rise above the shadows to claim her own fate before it is too late.

In a universe where quantum entanglement governs not just particles but passion, Dr. Zephyr Novak, a brilliant but romantically inept physicist, stumbles upon a groundbreaking discovery: the Libido Lattice, a subatomic framework that controls desire across galaxies. Enter Luna, a seductive alien emissary from the planet Aphrodisia, who believes Zephyr's discovery could save her dying world. Together, they embark on a hilarious and steamy adventure through space, time, and the bedroom, all while trying to harness the power of the Libido Lattice.

The king is dead. As the empire mourns its lost, Princess Cadence vows revenge and makes an alliance with Commander Demi Nassa to help exact it. The Deal is simple, help the princess find her father's killer but it's not going to be that easy. As the investigation into the attack begins, a more sinister plot is uncovered, and they want more than the royal family killed. Now Demi and her crew must find and stop the threat before it risks destroying everything, and they are woefully and hilariously outnumbered and outgunned.

Alticia, a 120-year-old high elf with the grace of a swan (that keeps tripping over its own feet), has one dream: to become a legendary bard who inspires the world with her songs. There’s just one small problem. Her singing is so catastrophically bad that even goblins cover their ears, birds fall from the sky, and the village elder pretends to be hard of hearing. Armed with a handmade staff, an unwavering (and completely misplaced) confidence, and a repertoire of songs that can make plants wither, Alticia sets off to save her village from a goblin invasion. Her plan? Sing them into submission. Join Alticia on a hilariously disastrous journey through a medieval fantasy world where she battles monsters, gets lost in the woods, and somehow—somehow—keeps surviving her own mistakes. Because when you can’t fight, run, or think straight, you just have to sing your way through life. Off-key, of course. Can Alticia turn her "unique" talents into something great, or will her journey be a symphony of chaos?

Being the pack defect is bad enough. Getting REJECTED? By your own fated mate? Yeah. THAT is a whole new level of low. Ava Grey is the pack defect, a wolfless shifter. She struggles through life with the vague dream of freedom. Her opportunity comes when she's suddenly informed that she will be attending the Lunar Gala, an annual ball for young adult shifters to find their fated mates. And she finds him. He's beautiful and intense, and his kisses send desire through her veins like a drug. Until he REJECTS her. Ava isn't about to go back to her dreary life. She escapes and forges a new identity far from her pack, and far from her alpha mate. She makes new friends and is even forcefully adopted by a hilarious husky. But just as she settles in and finds happiness, strange things begin to happen... Her husky has been holding secrets. She's hearing whispers that shifter packs all over are looking for her. And she can smell a familiar scent in her apartment, which makes no sense at all... because the man it belongs to rejected her. DECEMBER 2024 NOTE-- Author has a broken hand and updates are slower than normal. Deepest apologies. Trying to get updates more normalized again!! --------- This is a wolf shifter romance with multiple triggers that like to waltz hand in hand with all the dark themes through a meadow of dead flowers. In this book you will find the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. Laugh, cry, rage; you can do them all as you follow Ava in the rather perilous journey of being a wolf shifter in this generation of werewolf romance. There are R18 scenes sprinkled throughout this book like candy popping out of a pinata. Please read responsibly. ------- AUTHOR DISCORD: https://discord.com/invite/ApNZDux8kj

Reincarnated into the chaotic Warring States period of the Naruto universe, Hao is not your typical ninja. He’s got a Shaman King system that lets him merge with spirits and wield chakra like never before. With the powers and combat experience of Hao Asuka, he’s ready to make waves—both in battle and in the comical drama between the Senju and Uchiha clans. Hao’s plan? To establish a Shaman Clan that can rival the mightiest in history. But first, he’ll have to deal with an overenthusiastic Hashirama and a brooding Madara. Expect hilarious interactions as these three unlikely allies butt heads and try to save the world from the Celestial Clan—a group of high-and-mighty beings who don’t take kindly to being bossed around by mere mortals. Will Hao rewrite history? Or will he just end up being the punchline of it? Get ready for a wild, funny ride through a ninja world where spirits, chakra, and comedy collide. ---

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

Atlético de Arcana, an empire that seems perfect. With a powerful military, advanced magic, and abundant resources, it stands proudly in the eyes of the world. Yet behind its grandeur, the empire is riddled with corruption, collusion, and the selfishness of its officials. Amid this unseen decay, two individuals whose destinies diverge emerge unnoticed by anyone. Alicia, a reincarnated soul from another world, carries knowledge of the destruction that awaits the empire. And an elderly blacksmith, who has traveled back in time after witnessing the darkness born from a failed revolution in the future. Their goal is the same: to save the nation. But their paths are irreconcilable. Alicia, determined to topple the empire through a grand revolution, believes it is the only way to end the people's suffering. Meanwhile, the blacksmith, scarred by the future and burdened with regret, vows to prevent the revolution that would only bring greater devastation. As fate and time begin to clash, one pressing question arises: will the desire to save the world end up destroying it instead? “Revolution must happen. People have suffered enough.” “Revolution? What’s the point? It will only give birth to new darkness.” A battle of beliefs begins, with the empire’s future hanging in the balance.

As the right-hand man to the city's most ruthless crime boss, Victor “Bloody Dog” Gabriel has been his most trusted and ruthless enforcer, and when necessary, a puppet master, pulling the strings of the city's underworld. But as the years went on and the city experience changed due to it with new, younger, more ruthless players emerging, Victor finds that the once-stable world he painstakingly built is gradually crumbling around him. In a funny twist of fate, before he could even find out about this situation, he somehow got roped into another unexpected situation when a mysterious grand-looking lady appeared out of nowhere and offered him a job that was too good to be true. As an identical lookalike of a notorious yet small gang leader, he was “asked” to be undercover for the government officials as the leader himself. He finds this entire situation to be really hilarious and originally he wished to decline the offer but with a certain offer he couldn’t refuse, he agreed to do it. As he delves deeper into this undercover mission, Victor will soon come face-to-face with far more shocking news than he had ever anticipated in his entire life. At that moment, Victor must decide whether he should seize control of the matter, even if it means pulling the strings on his own demise or forever feeling ashamed for failing to do anything at all.

#Sweetnormal kids #Sweet fast-paced novel with little misunderstandings. Her life was lost to a man she thought would love and free her from all the miseries she went through. She was a groomed assassin from a young age and a total orphan without a family; after loving and completing missions for this man, she loses her life to the same man who takes her life away, depriving her of any chance to be alive! But miraculously, her soul gets transmigrated to another girl of the same world as her. But this time, she gets a perfect man as her husband. She gets to be a mother of three beautiful babies who were triplets! Author: What do you think about this life? It's a second chance, Tang Fei... Tang Fei; "It's my first time being a mom, but I will learn. After all, I was infertile in my previous life, so this is a bonus!" Author; What about the man? "It's okay, I can learn how to be a good wife; after all, it's my first time to be married and be a wife; nothing is difficult, so long as he loves and pampers me! And probably cry below his arms, who knows!" Author; What about my past life? "Of course, that man has to call me Sixth Auntie, and I will be an elder to him; how hilarious, right? But I still will avenge my past life, they don't deserve to live a good life through my sweat!"

As Earth faces imminent destruction, humanity’s last hope rests on a colossal ark and its courageous passengers, destined for a new home among the stars. Yet, the journey is riddled with mystery, as cosmic forces beyond their understanding trigger unexpected powers among the survivors. Each new world brings danger, strange life forms, and elusive hints of a dark secret behind their sun’s collapse. Can they unravel the truth before it’s too late, or will they fall prey to the forces that claimed their dying world?

Jay Montes was just another college student, balancing exams and dreams of helping others—until the night he touched the sphere. In an instant, his life was shattered, thrust into the ruined world of Dawn, a land teetering on the brink of annihilation. Monsters roam freely, their ranks spanning from the cunning 1st Class Demon to the catastrophic 9th Class Demon, and humanity’s hope is all but extinguished. Yet, in Jay’s hands lies the key to salvation: a mysterious artifact containing five legendary weapons. But there’s a catch—each weapon will only yield its power to a soul it deems worthy. As Jay struggles to understand his purpose, whispers of a darker truth begin to surface. Earth and Dawn are connected, and the fall of one will doom the other. But who or what is behind the strange appearance of the artifact, and why has it chosen him? Guided by a grizzled knight, a brilliant scholar, and a street-smart orphan, Jay embarks on a journey across a world of desolation and danger. But the path ahead is riddled with trials, betrayal, and the chilling realization that fate might not be on his side. Two worlds hang in the balance. Five weapons wait to be claimed. And a question lingers: can a man forged by fate rewrite destiny, or will he become its greatest victim?

Meet Li Wei, a history loving grad student with the worst luck in the modern job market. He's dreamed his whole life about changing society maybe even becoming a wise leader in some ancient dynasty. His favorite era? Ancient China, of course, with its brave heroes, clever warlords, and fascinating politics. Only problem? There’s no job for “aspiring historical visionary” in the classifieds. But one day, fate steps in. After a (heroic, if he does say so himself) rescue of a little girl from an oncoming car, Li Wei opens his eyes… to find himself staring up at the ceiling of a palace. Turns out he’s been reincarnated as an 18 year old emperor in a world that looks suspiciously like ancient China, but with a twist. And guess what? The kingdom’s in shambles. There’s corruption everywhere, taxes are sky high, commoners are struggling to survive, and his court treats him like an adorable but useless figurehead. Most people would freak out, but not Li Wei. This is his chance. Armed with his love for history, a little bit of modern knowledge, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, Li Wei is determined to make some big changes. He’s going to pull his kingdom out of the mud, whether his scheming advisors and grumpy generals like it or not. Along the way, he’ll build an army, make new friends (and enemies), and maybe just maybe become the kind of ruler everyone fears but secretly loves. Get ready for a comedic adventure full of witty one liners, dramatic reforms, and plenty of awkward encounters as Li Wei attempts to turn his impossible dream into a hilarious reality. This emperor’s got his work cut out for him, but he’s not backing down. After all, it’s not every day you get a second chance to rule a kingdom, right?

A World where Things like Magic, Dragons and The supernatural are viewed as normal. And the world is Riddled with wars, Until the Country of Valdorn Decided they want all the Magic for themselves.

In the Slonia Empire Mages reigned supreme. They are nobles who monopolized and controlled their knowledge and wisdom in the world where Arcane Energy riddled every nook and cranny from easily going out or leaked to the commoners and peasants. Darius, an orphan from the most remote village in the Northean Kingdom, had the highest Magic Aptitude. But of course, he was oblivious to this fact since surviving the all-year-long winter was harsh enough for him, let alone learning the magic that would bring nothing to the dining table for his little brothers and sisters in the orphanage. Until one day he met with an old man who gave him the… Arcanium System which would change his fate and the entire world altogether. ==== [Checking connection with the host.] [Synchronizing Host’s information, please wait…] [Updating Host’s information] [Update completed] [Downloading the universe’s data] [Download completed] [The Arcanium System has been installed successfully!] [System: All green] [Arcanium System: Linked] [Good morning, Master Darius] ==== “Nobles? Do you mean those fat-bellied pigs?! I can beat them with the tip of my nail.” “Hah! Such arrogance. You must have eons worth of knowledge in your Magic Circuit. How old are you again?” “18!” “What the…” *Will the Slonia Empire be all right with the existence of this young man?* ==== Support this book for faster release!

Azrael was a commoner who worked a mundane job in his uncle's shop in a village on the far outskirts of the great Durrigan Empire. As a child, he had aspirations to be a spirit warper, even though he never went through such an awakening as those fortunate people did. However, when his life is riddled with tragedy, he gets consumed by his rage, leading to his ever-so-wanted transformation, with a twist. He then steps up to deal with evil in the only way he sees fit, by extinguishing it in agony.

Narrated by yours truly, Serpentine. Alright, listen up, fellow fourth-wall enthusiasts and meta-maniacs, because this isn't just any story—this is the story. A story of grit, chaos, betrayal, revolution, and crowdfunding. This is the tale of a once-mighty (and devilishly handsome) Ascended Demon – you guessed it, me – who dared to defy the universe itself to create something greater than Fate: an anime. Now, you might be wondering, “But Serpentine, aren’t you supposed to be a rogue cosmic entity tangled up in an interdimensional tournament orchestrated by the Primordials to achieve universal balance?” To which I’d say, “Yes. But have you seen the budget Primordials allocate to logistics? Absolutely criminal. Somebody had to step in and make sure the real priorities – like making a quality Wheel of Faith anime animated by Ufotable – got the attention they deserved.” The Kickstarter Chronicles isn’t just a book. It’s a revolution. It’s a declaration. It’s a movement (patent pending). Over 200 chaotic, hilarious, and occasionally heartfelt chapters, I’ll be gathering allies, facing impossible odds, and navigating the wild world of interdimensional politics. And all the while, I’ll be rallying you – yes, you, reader! –to support The Wheel of Faith campaign, the very foundation of this sprawling, multiverse-spanning saga. Want to meet canon characters from every corner of the Wheel? They're here. Want to see fan-submitted fighters duke it out with insane powers? Possibly. Want to join the chaos yourself? Well, you can! Every like, share, and dollar raised adds fuel to this cosmic fire. And if you're broke? No sweat. Spread the word. Join the Discord. Become part of the legacy. This isn’t just a book you read. It’s a campaign you live. It’s about all of us coming together to build something extraordinary – while I dodge death beams, manage questionable alliances, and try not to completely unravel the fabric of the multiverse. Again. And don’t worry. No spoilers here. But let’s just say, by the end of this story, you’ll be (hopefully) laughing, crying, and maybe even reaching for your wallet. So what are you waiting for? Join the Wheel of Faith campaign today! --- Oh hey, I'm on Royal Road now. Follow [The Serpentine] on Royal Road for more!

In the world of Xenonia, a stoic girl by the name of Yukina Sako struggles to find her place in the world riddled with monsters made from the corrupted souls of man, gang wars and other such atrocities that plague the star. This one Vulpian blacksmith has one goal. To become the greatest blacksmith that ever lived and to help the denizens of Xenonia...or that was her goal...

Prince thought his life was already behind him—a life riddled with regrets, guilt, and unresolved pain. When he finds himself engulfed in an endless void after what feels like his final moment, he prepares for the nothingness to consume him. But instead of an eternal darkness, he wakes up in a startlingly familiar place: his childhood classroom. As he navigates a world that feels both vivid and distant, Prince discovers that he has returned to his younger self, a child still living in the small village where he grew up. It’s a second chance at a life he had long left behind. But with this chance comes the weight of the past—his strained relationship with his parents, particularly his mother, whose manipulative tendencies and choices shaped his family’s unraveling. Now, armed with the maturity of his former self and the innocence of his younger body, Prince must face the decisions and relationships that defined him. Can he mend the broken bonds of his family? Will he uncover the reason for his reincarnation and make peace with his own guilt? Or is he destined to relive the same mistakes, trapped in the cycle of regret?