Silly Chinese

In the midst of swirling possibilities, a question lingered in the air like an unspoken promise: "If you were given the chance to reset the beginning, what path would you tread?" Option One: To revel in the simple joys of life, finding solace in the embrace of solitude, for the paper-thin figure is the epitome of true love. Option Two: To journey into the realm of cultivation, seeking the secrets of immortality, striving to become a legendary sword immortal. Option Three: To immerse oneself in the world of martial arts, carving out a path as an unparalleled grandmaster, destined to reign supreme over all sects. Option Four: To traverse the realms of fantasy, experiencing rebirth as a formidable entity, ascending once more to the pinnacle as a divine sovereign. Option Five: To venture into the dark realms, mastering the arts of sorcery as the esteemed leader of the demonic sect. Option Six: To ascend the throne and rule over all, commanding an empire in the realm of fantasy, for in the divine dynasty, the desire to reign as emperor burns brightest. Amidst this array of choices, Chu Yuan declared with unwavering determination, "I crave the throne. I shall be emperor." Yet, the system interjected, its digital voice tinged with skepticism, "Is it not preferable to live a simple life as a recluse?" "Is it not preferable to be emperor?" Chu Yuan retorted, his resolve unyielding. Silence greeted his response, an acknowledgment of his unwavering determination. "Congratulations, host, on selecting Option Six: to reign over all, in the divine dynasty of the supreme emperor." [Divine Destiny Selection System is launching...]

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts. 11/30/24 I'm going on a trip I've been planning for a while in a couple days. I will try to keep writing and publishing while I'm away, but I expect a slower pace.

A Poem a Day A daily dive into chaos, humor, and heartfelt musings, A Poem a Day is a collection of unpredictable poems that range from silly to sincere. With cheesy rhymes, bizarre metaphors, and the occasional heartfelt gem, it’s a celebration of creativity and the joy of trying something new. Life’s short—why not write a poem about it?

An amazing world of cultivation. A majestic world where miracles happen. There is a warrior who defies destiny and forge his own path facing innumerable difficulties ahead. Come and join the life of the person who will go against the set destiny of the cruel world and become something extraordinary. ===== Extraordinary my foot. What is this illogical cr*p? Does it even make sense? If you are doctor, then work in a hospital. What the hell are you doing going after girls? If you are a commander in the army, then bring your army to get revenge on those who wronged you. Why go through the trouble of pretending to be a weakling. You are a useless son in law? Your wife's family thinks you are good for nothing? Then how the hell did you score her in the first place?!!! If they like money so much and you are a hidden millionaire, then why in the name of sanity would you hide this fact and be berated every day?!!! The hell is all this?!!! The more I read it, the more illogical it becomes. Like this all came straight out of someone's as-- [Host, why don't you calm down?] 'You shut up!!! You're the reason I'm stuck here in the first place!!!!' [Host, you need anger management] 'THE FU*K DID YOU SAY?!!!!!' ===== Hello everyone! This is my second novel and so far, nothing is decided. This is just an idea that has been plaguing my mind for quite a long time and I decided to let it out and let you guys decide whether or not I should work on it. Give it a proper read and let me know. You guys will decide the fate of this novel. Also, I would like you guys to come up with proper genres for this story. Bonus chapters: 150 PS for one chapter 300 PS for another chapter 20 GT for two chapters 50 GT for another two chapters 1 Review of 4 stars or above, 1 extra chapters Maximum extra chapters per week: 7 ===== The cover is A.I generated and is not mine. If the real owner would like me to remove it, let me know in any chapter comments. That's it. Enjoy!

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"When a decent living and resourceful young teenager is manipulated by a destructive "Kitsune (Japanese fox spirit)/or to say Huli Jing (Chinese fox spirit)", his life takes a drastic turn. The fox spirit, unaware of the true nature of their pact, forms a love contract with him. As they gradually fall for each other, this becomes the boy's greatest problem. Complicating matters further is the involvement of powerful gods from "Chinese and Japanese mythologies",the Tiānshì (Divine Messengers) of the Chinese gods - East, West, South, North, and Central - and the Mikoto (Divine Messenger) of the Japanese gods, particularly the central deity, Amaterasu Omikami, become entangled in their fate. Unbeknownst to the boy, the Kitsune/Huli Jing is an extraordinary, destructive fox spirit born from the combined spiritual energy of six Japanese and Chinese fox spirits. In ancient times, she was notoriously difficult to seal, requiring the collective efforts of fifteen Chinese and Japanese gods and goddesses from each direction. "Now, in the present, she has broken free from her seal, empowered by her accumulated strength". Having been sealed since childhood, she has forgotten most of her powers. However, this forgetfulness proves advantageous, as she begins to experience human emotions. Unfortunately, this newfound humanity also means facing the wrath of the gods, their Tiānshì, and Mikoto . And lastly that the female lead and the main character doesn't know his identity."

**WARNING: This story is just a fictional story Contains violent scenes and bloody scenes.** (The Case of the Eighth Floor) Federal Agent Leonid and the Coldest Man are forced to move into an apartment building that witnessed three serial murders to catch the killer. The cover-up by the Stars Company, which is responsible for the apartment building, as well as some prosecutors, causes the team to conduct the investigation in complete secrecy, to catch the suspect as quickly as possible and without anyone's interference. Charlotte Smith, the introverted woman who lives next door to Leonid, helps him take care of his puppy as requested. A month passes in the blink of an eye and the feelings between the two become mixed. Will there be room for love in the life of the federal agent, or will Charlotte become a puppet in the serial killer's theater?

"Princess Treatment" is an enchanting and visually stunning animated series set to captivate for adults of rated TV-14. This Filipino-Chinese-Thai collaboration takes viewers on a magical journey through a vibrant and imaginative world. The series genre you mentioned, "Princess Treatment: Paggamot ng Prinsesa 2024 plus for Filipino-Chinese-Thai Fantasy, Adventure, Romance, Historical Drama, Coming-of-Age, Comedy, and Animated series," is rated TV-14. This means that it may be unsuitable for children under the age of 14 due to the presence of suggestive themes, violence, or language that may be inappropriate for younger viewers. The story follows the life of Princess Mei Ling, a young and spirited princess born into a noble Filipino-Chinese-Thai lineage. She possesses an extraordinary gift, the ability to communicate with animals. Mei Ling's unique talent becomes the key to unlocking the mysteries of her kingdom and restoring harmony to the land. Mei Ling's journey begins when an ancient curse befalls her kingdom, plunging it into darkness and despair. Determined to save her people, she embarks on an epic adventure filled with thrilling quests, mythical creatures, and unexpected allies. Along the way, Mei Ling discovers the true power of love, friendship, and self-acceptance. The animation style of "Princess Treatment" is a seamless fusion of traditional Filipino, Chinese, and Thai artistic influences, resulting in breathtaking visuals and intricate character designs. The landscapes are beautifully rendered, showcasing the rich cultural heritage of each country. The series also explores themes of cultural diversity, unity, and the importance of embracing one's heritage. Through the various characters Mei Ling encounters on her quest, viewers will learn about the traditions, beliefs, and values of the Filipino, Chinese, and Thai cultures. "Princess Treatment" not only delivers a captivating and engaging narrative but also serves as a celebration of the beauty and richness of cultural fusion. It offers a unique blend of fantasy, adventure, and cultural exploration, making it a must-watch for animation enthusiasts and fans of diverse storytelling alike.

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in a world similar to feudal japan a fisher man is on an adventure with a female samurai to free the river from the greedy bandit king and put an end to his corrupt city it is a silly hobby to pass time and is only being done because I couldn't stop thinking of it I honestly enjoyed this a bit more than I though I would so some tips would be nice if you have any

Novel translation from chapter 1283. You can find the previous chapters by searching.

One summer in the 1950s, the Chinese and Soviet joint scientific research team was in distress in the depths of the Badan Jilin Desert in the northwest of China, but the two survived. Strangely, when the two survivors: "Wolf Poison Flower" and "Meat Pasteur" were found to be rescued, they were hundreds of kilometers away from the research team's inspection area. Intelligence agencies in mainland China, the Soviet Union, Taiwan, and the United States have all kept secret files on the matter. ... And then, "wolf poison flower." (Soviet) Joined the KGB, the Soviet intelligence agency; "Meat Pasteur" (Mainland Chinese) Unknown, said to have seen him in San Francisco, USA Half a century later, at an art auction held in Beijing, the finale was a Xixia inlaid jewelry wrapped in lotus grain jade insert screen. However, many buyers were dismissive of the finale lot, only two people, a Hong Kong rich and golden hair girl, crazy bidding. Under the cheating of the auctioneer, the jade screen was finally photographed by the rich people of Hong Kong. After that, the auctioneer committed suicide inexplicably, and Hong Kong's rich man mysteriously died. The protagonist Tang Feng is caught up in a series of mysterious events. .... In the search, Tang Feng successfully cracked the Xixia Death Book and decided to go to the Badan Jilin Desert to find the living grave left by Wang Yuanhao of Xixia.

Xiao is a 32 year old, who's an author to a few popular books. One day as she was writing a new part in her story, she was interrupted by her friends. Her friends told her to get dressed as they had something to show her. After she had got dressed up, her friends and her left. They drove to a restaurant. Xiao was confused. Her friends told her that today was the day she saved them and that they wanted to celebrate, but they had a surprise waiting for her in the room they had reserved for them. They went to the room and Xiao’s childhood best friend was there. All five of them talked. Ru, Xiao’s best friend, was a kpop idol in a group called Warriors. He told his group about her and now they want to meet her, which they do. After a while, the boys and Xiao’s friends had stopped drinking as they all had things they were doing the next day so they were slowly getting back to being sober. Xiao was also getting sober but it only took her a few sips of tea to do so. They all head back to their vehicles. Xiao was walking by Ru when she got hit. She fell into a coma and had been transported inside her book, the one she was writing a new part of. She became her main character who's on a dangerous mission while she's still in college. The time the book takes place is in ancient China.

Imagine a story that's not some garbage Chinese novel and merge it with this: Evolution is life Evolution is sustainance Evolution is key. Those words served as the foundation of life. Every character fighting for evolution but amidst them was I, the one to break the cycle. In a world were status and power reigned supreme, I emerged to lead the poor and low class to victory. In a world of darkness, I brought light. In a world of villains, I was the hero and in a world of heros, I became the villain...

A Chinese boy named Xi Long becomes the vessel for the soul of the former American President, Donald Trump, after his assassination. Donald Trump returns to life in this new body and seizes the opportunity to seek revenge on America and destroy it. Utilizing his newfound power and position, he begins to execute his wicked plan, aiming to create chaos and destabilize the American nation. The games of power and conspiracy are unveiled in an epic struggle between the superpowers, threatening to change the future of the world.

Edward Hawthorne, um Sniper Britânico foi enviado em uma missão na floresta de Hürtgen, infelizmente ele foi pego numa armadilha e morreu, mas quando pensou que estava tudo acabado, ele de alguma forma abriu seus olhos, e se viu no meio de um combate com vários chineses o observando, pior ainda, ele estava agora em um corpo de um garoto. Acompanhe como Edward Hawthorne vai sobreviver nesse mundo totalmente amalucado de cultivadores.

WARNING: Content contains intense situations In the shadows of the Italian Mafia and Chinese Triad, destiny awaits. Carmila Martinelli was born into a world of crime she never wanted. As the strong-willed daughter of the feared mafia kingpin Vincent, she is both dangerous and captivating—a force of beauty, power, and unwavering independence. Yet, Carmila craves freedom from the life of crime her father has meticulously shaped for her. With a prophecy looming over her and her twin sister, a web of danger and desire ensnares Carmila. Three powerful men fight for her heart: Alfonso Carmelo: The ruthless head of the Sicilian Mafia, hardened by bloodshed, but hiding a rare tenderness only she can touch. Tristan Chan: A high-ranking leader in the Chinese Triad, whose deadly allure ignites passion and peril in equal measure. Chad Lee Tan: A seemingly innocent photographer whose possessive affection hints at dark secrets beneath his calm exterior. As chaos spirals and love veers into obsession, a mysterious figure known only as the Ghost emerges—watching the twins closely, holding the key to their destiny. What is his connection to the godfather? And why is their fate in his hands? Carmila must uncover the truth behind the prophecy and their legacy, all while navigating betrayal, loyalty, and sacrifice. Can she protect everything she holds dear, or will their world come crashing down? The truth is deadly. Will they survive long enough to fulfill their destiny?

Rumor has it that Gu Mo, the richest man in Longcheng, is paralyzed from the waist down and doesn't like women, but he has a five-year-old cute baby. Rumor has it that there is a beautiful woman in Longcheng who can conquer the world with a smile, but unfortunately she is a fool. One day, the silly beauty rescued Gu Mengbao from the hands of human traffickers, but she herself was kidnapped and became the president's wife. On the wedding day, she said: "I suddenly realized... I'm not stupid anymore..." "And, your son seems to be my own..." "Also, I heard that you can't do that. For our future happiness, do I have to find a doctor to see you?" A certain president laughed in anger and stood up from the wheelchair: "Very good, I'll show you now, can I do it!" The heroine was a little silly in the early stage, but absolutely cute! In the later stage, she recovered her memory and successfully counterattacked!

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In Beilin, a wonderful and modern city in China, something happens. You are Magnus, a new-comer to the city and a qualified clerk in an International company. From Paris, you still have a lot to get used to. You come along to your cousin Manuel, and accidently you adopt a cute little boy. In the company, and to the city, the story begins.

WARNING: This book keeps a fast pace with constant fight. CONTAINS: decisive and ruthless kills, no saintly hero, no silly face-slapping scenes, crushing enemies across levels. If you can’t handle a cold-hearted and cruel MC, turn back now. Hope you enjoy the quick-pace fight. Alan was once a genius, but due to a conspiracy, his mana core was shattered, leaving him unable to use magic. After a fateful incident, he became bound to Hell, gaining a unique way to wield magic. The cost? Endless pursuit by the dark gods of Hell. Whatever. The world has treated me this way, so I have no reason to show mercy. Anyone who stands in my way will be killed with a single sword. After all, I will be the Lord of Hell.

Follows the lives of several people,animals across the world in their silly day to day lives.

After transmigrating into the body of an orphaned refugee, Zhang Wanqing finds herself in a feudal society with no golden finger or grand system to rely on. Gritting her teeth, she moves into a decrepit temple and picks up a hoe and shovel, vowing to survive against all odds. She clears wasteland for farming, raises livestock and poultry, and even brings back a wolf cub from the mountains to raise. Eventually, she manages to scrape by. Later, the perfumes she creates take the markets of Luzhou by storm, and everyone respectfully addresses her as “Boss Zhang.” Despite her success, Zhang Wanqing never forgets her roots. She promotes agriculture, builds schools, and provides relief to refugees, earning widespread praise and admiration. But what should she do about the handsome yet silly young man who follows her around like a loyal puppy during her daily tasks? When she hoes the ground, he fetches water. When she feeds the chickens, he herds the sheep—seemingly oblivious to the mud dirtying his elegant azure silk robes. “Suhan Shan, the fields aren’t plowed yet—what’s the point of watering them?” Zhang Wanqing finally questions him, her bright almond eyes glaring in exasperation. The bashful young man blushes, scratching his head and apologizing, “Mother said the soil must be moist for plowing to go smoothly!” At first, it seemed like a perfectly ordinary remark. But Zhang Wanqing is suddenly reminded of the shadows and whispers beneath the red canopy last night. Her face flushes crimson, and she tosses her farming tools aside, fleeing into the house. Behind her, the silly young man stands in the garden, scratching his head in confusion.

What do you expect from the person you love? silly question isn't it , except when the person you love turns out to be the one who fucked up your whole life ..... No reward for guessing ofcourse you become a villain. This Is story of such a villain. A villain who is formed out of misery, hatred, betrayal and the last thing you can expect from such person would be mercy. What do you think will happen when such a villain and his love cross paths again. To learn more about this story join Hrithik on his journey of love, revenge and betrayal.

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Lou Yan, the cold and stoic CEO of the Lou Family, was born into immense wealth and success, possessing both good luck and remarkable physical strength. With no flaws in sight, he is the typical Mr. Perfect! However, little did anyone know, Lou Yan's secret hobby was actually… indulging in Gary Stu novels. On a Monday evening, he was sitting in his grand office, sipping fine wine, browsing a tablet as if he were scrutinizing a multi-million dollar deal. But in reality, he was reading an ABO novel!  Reading the scene of the green tea omega employing tricks to frame the villain in the novel, Lou Yan sneered. Lou Yan: “Heh….just a small trick, how can it fool anyone?” Seeing the silly villain really getting tricked, Lou Yan was silent, “….” Reading the scene of the scum alpha gong putting multiple green hats on the villain and fully cheating on him, Lou Yan’s face was amused. Lou Yan: “Such a pathetic man, can he satisfy you?” Seeing the silly villain kneeling to beg for the scum gong to come back, Lou Yan lost his smile and went silent, “…..” Reading the scene of the silly villain tricked by the green tea omega into his heat and sent into a club filled with alphas, Lou Yan finally couldn’t hold it anymore. Suddenly, a headrush overcame him and he….transferred into the novel. — Aloof-but-spoiling-alpha-gong x Possesive-crazy-with-revenge-omega-shou Tags: Seme protagonist, ABO, Protagonist Strong from the Start, Transmigration, Book Wear, Revenge, Healing, Charismatic Protagonist, Confident Protagonist, Ruthless Protagonist, Male Yandere, Obsessive Love, Handsome Male Lead, First Love, Omegaverse A/N: just a fellow reader attempting to write, if you’re interested in a gong protagonist transferring into an ABO world, do come in for a ride! Those who wants fluff and healing come in come in~ (cover pic isn't mine, credits to the original owner.)

Generic Chinese manhua with a not so generic op mc. Ren a shy middle schooler from Japan after reincarnates in a mordern china with hidden cultivators. For more context just read it P.S:- English is my third language and this is my first book so please don't be too harsh with the criticism

The silly girl replaced her sister to marry a disabled man. Not long after, the silly girl suddenly became smart and the disabled man suddenly wasn't disabled anymore. While the outside world was in an uproar. Gloria Price was being pinned against the door, failing to escape for the umpteenth time. furious Gloria Price yelled "Hey, I'm here for revenge, not to fall in love with you." Someone said dotingly, "Sweetheart, I'll hit the face for you. I'll deal with the scum for you, I'll take revenge for you! You don't need to lift a finger.

Chinese historical fantasy BL

During the Chinese Revolutionary War, A loser named Zihao reincarnated into the body of a loser like him, with the help of a special ability from ice and the crescent Heaven, an existence Heaven in the Fourth dimension, he became the greatest expert on High Masters Universe. "Master Feng! Are you planning to die like me" Zihao asked. "Your Family members are the ones planning to die" Master Feng's face dimmed in anger. "Only a True God like me will save it," God Zihao declared