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[The End of the Main Body] She's a distressed heiress with nowhere to go; he's a high-up business tycoon. In the dark, he coldly says, "You're nothing but a tool to me." Yet, her figure haunts his dreams night after night. Five years later, a cute child falls from heaven. Abducted by a mischievous child, she wakes up to find her small bun turned into an enlarged version of the domineering CEO. A certain man shamelessly says, "An Ziqi, you must take responsibility for me." A certain woman calmly replies, "Sorry, but your warranty has expired. I bear no responsibility." Small bun says, "Dad, I've successfully captured mom. Free shipping!" No abuse in this doting story, the male and female leads are pure in mind and body!

(Completed) Ye Qingge's Weibo: Yun Qi Ye Qingge (Join the super cute "Pampered Consort" book-sharing giveaway) What to do when you run a red light drunk? Looking at the stupefied Weiyi, Ye Che said calmly, "Let's get married!" Weiyi, flushed with annoyance and embarrassment, covered her eyes, "This is just a misunderstanding!" Ye Che's hand, paused while doing up his tie, laughed arrogantly and charmingly, "But I'm very pure, I can't stand being misunderstood, please don't hurt me!" [Childhood Sweethearts, Innocent Love] QQ group: 511751744 (Knock on the door with: any character's name)

Duo Duo's new book "Daily Life of the Beloved Wife in the House" has been released. Welcome all to read it--- A large brick bed, a big black wall, a room all deserted. A suit of clothes, not long enough, washed to a bleached old gown. One day, she woke up ten years younger, ending up with a beguilingly good-looking husband. But she just beat him up this morning--Damn, how to deal with this? A certain wickedly charming man coldly looked at her: "Tell me, what trouble have you run into this time?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS: Duo's completed works, "Gentle and Cute Wife Comes to Tease", "Fall in Love, Chief Executive", "National Film Emperor is too Good at Flirting", are rich and highly recommended for reading. Regular readers group: 285699337, knock on the door... names of any of Duo’s book characters are accepted. VIP readers group: 611482740. Fans with a score of 2000+ or those who have a full set of any of Duo's books can join.

"I'm actually an alien," says the little girl. I have no idea how to take this, Lachlan thinks. His training as a security guard didn't cover it, nor did it cover how to deal with running into a hot guy from a past he's trying to hide from, or avoid alien conspiracies when they come knocking. Wait, what? That last one must be wrong, aliens aren't real. ...Right?

Magic must be destroyed for peace to reign. Anything and anyone with magic is nothing but a monster. Estelria is built on a lie. Nite feels a shock pass through him as golden orange sparks fly across his body and knock him unconscious. He opens his eyes to a grassy plain and bumps into a merchant and an oracle who takes him to the kingdom’s capital. In Estel, a woman dashes through the streets leaving Nite with his first glimpse of magic as she flies to the rooftops with an apple in hand. Wow! So cool! He had been fascinated and mesmerized by her. But to his surprise, a mob chased after her with weapons of steel and wood. In a world where magic is evil with the secrets surrounding it being buried in history, Nite is determined to get to its root as he navigates life in Estelria.

She held the blazing power, standing alone on the high pavement against the world. He held the smothering power, standing on the high pavement with the world. -- The famous 'daughter of maid' had many dreams. 1. Get into the Military Unit of Training Academy. 2. Gain respect for herself. 3. Make her mother proud. 4. Leave the town. After fulfilling all of her dreams, Junuka thought of having the happiest life but what she never expected was that happiness is a never-ending road and dreams were just it's excuses.

A school hostel is its own universe—a melting pot of clashing personalities, unexpected connections, and unspoken secrets. Rivalries flare, jealousy festers, and fleeting romances bloom under the watchful gaze of shared walls. Within this chaotic yet captivating world, alliances are formed and broken, friendships teeter on the edge, and every emotion feels larger than life. But in a place where bonds are as fragile as they are intense, one thing is certain: no one leaves unchanged. Step into this whirlwind of emotions, where every moment matters, and nothing is ever quite what it seems.

"Your skirt is stained by the way..." Kayla met her husband Zayn in an embarrassing manner. They never cross parts again for years not until life became a little too hard for Zayn. Zayn was on a job hunt, but it was hard getting a job since he didn't have any significant skill to offer. He eventually runs into Kayla's sister; Natalie who offered him a job as the marketing director of her company. A gala was held by by the company which all workers and the Renzo family are demanded to be in attendance. Kayla is trying to make sure the pictures taken by the press and paparazzi comes out perfect to avoid scandals when her eye lands on a familiar face. she wasn't certain who it was at first but she would eventually. Zayn does not remember Kayla neither did he remember that particular event, and Kayla vowed to make sure he never remembers. Life had a little surprise install for Kayla but little did she know she was going to spoiled by that very man...

.In order to make up for the regrets of his past life, Ye Fan transfers to the high school Ning Xi attends after his rebirth, finding the beautiful figure from his memory. In his memories, Ning Xi lay on the operating table, using her last breath to say, "Brother, I... I like you..." In this life, watch how Ye Fan conquers the heart of the soft and genius school beauty step by step. ...

The world has been attacked by some monster who had appeared from a strange hole but at a particular time, government, navy and secret agency had a hard time dealing with them . People are not allowed to go out at night and highschool and college students had to stay where they were away from their parents . While everything was a chaos a new virus had been spread where 50% of youngester and adults population had developed a second gender that is 'alpha' and 'omega' . This sudden change in their body lead all doctor and scientists to sleepless research to make a inhabiter to control their body . This virus had just changed a person body a little , in which they had ruts and heat , but not everything happened like fiction story , alpha had ruts but to minimum and same goes with omegas there phenomena had not that badly hurted them just a body with high temperature or just like period. female alpha are in little population compare to male ones . But there are some there special cases too , like alpha and omega with high ranks and powers which are rare and are special cases, they are perfect for army support. The army had started taking training highschoolers alphas , beta and omega for military and medical support. They would definitely take an alpha male and selective beta in their army . Female are expectional . For females alpha, beta , omega and male omega they will let them off with little works. This was all happening so fast while Diana was lying on her bed controling her rut , she don't know why her rut were so high , unlike what the tv new channel had said . Diana is a alpha who was forcefully recruited in army at first she hated it but later on she fell in love with that place . Things were like this for years until she met Mika , a cute male omega , who fell in love with her. Mika started following her everyday for Diana to except his love for her. But Diana wasn't interested in love and don't want to be in love . She love cute , fluffy things and animal and Mika was just like that . He started seducing her with his cuteness, he was a devil with a cute face . He wanted to snatch her before someone else. She was a perfect idol for him . And Diana on other side was controlling herself very hardly. Let see how this love goes and just how much she can control . Hey ! Aren't I cute ? My beautiful alpha. Ahhh!! Some save me from this cuteness. ... CHARACTER 1. Female alpha X male omega (main) 2. Male alpha X male omega . 3. Male alpha X female omega ( side) 4. beta X beta (side) Let's all see this cute love story about how they fell in love and what happens next . THANK U

‘Wait…is that seriously a zombie? Then it is an apocalypse!!!’ What’s the best a man in apocalypse could do? Get shelter? Get weapons? Get girls? Create a harem!? No…I AM GOING TO CREATE A CULT AND BECOME A GOD!!! ****** Life was trashy for Palmer, starting from being born without parents to not getting a single girlfriend for 27 years, he never had a single exciting day like ordinary people. All he had wished for was an apocalypse! As it happens in reality, PALMER is brimmed is ecstasy! As society crumbles, he must navigate the treacherous landscape, balancing his newfound abilities with the loyalty of his followers. Will he lead them to salvation or succumb to the darkness within? [Kindly read the first 5 chap! Please!!!! First POV, system included, brain-powered MC, romance exists, and potential Harem(CONFIRMED) and MC is kind of evil, most probably people who know the MC Gu Changee of Heavenly Destined Villan you can expect the MC akin to that]

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

One night a certain man knocks at the door, presenting to a young man an opportunity deemed to be that of a lifetime — an adventure that will precede timelines and edges of the unknown. All it takes is to be cast into the humongous web of creations governed by a hyper powerful Artificial Intelligence, and as for what is possible... everything is. Disclaimer: This is a true story, based on events yet to come!

Rumor has it that Gu Mo, the richest man in Longcheng, is paralyzed from the waist down and doesn't like women, but he has a five-year-old cute baby. Rumor has it that there is a beautiful woman in Longcheng who can conquer the world with a smile, but unfortunately she is a fool. One day, the silly beauty rescued Gu Mengbao from the hands of human traffickers, but she herself was kidnapped and became the president's wife. On the wedding day, she said: "I suddenly realized... I'm not stupid anymore..." "And, your son seems to be my own..." "Also, I heard that you can't do that. For our future happiness, do I have to find a doctor to see you?" A certain president laughed in anger and stood up from the wheelchair: "Very good, I'll show you now, can I do it!" The heroine was a little silly in the early stage, but absolutely cute! In the later stage, she recovered her memory and successfully counterattacked!

tells the story of Rover Averway, a high school boy in a difficult situation. Indeed, the world he knew has been destroyed, replaced by a chaotic place, where walking corpses live and many nonsensical monsters begin to destroy human civilization. Will humans be able to survive the various nonsensical things or vice versa?

Chen Feng, transmigrated to a parallel world after a fatal accident, finds himself in an orphan's body with a seemingly useless talent. However, he receives a mysterious Cheat System, granting him: - Attribute Points allocation - Skill enhancements - Quest notifications - System-assisted learning With the Cheat System's support, Chen Feng navigates this unforgiving world, mastering skills, forging alliances, and uncovering secrets. _Themes:_ Overcoming adversity, self-discovery, ambition --- Author's Note:* This is my debut novel, and I'm excited to share it with you! As a first-time author, I'm eager to learn and improve. Please feel free to leave comments, corrections, and guidance – your feedback is invaluable! Thank you for reading Reborn Ascension!

Elise grew up in a loving adoptive family. Having experienced a difficult childhood, she works hard to become a top model in the country and internationally. Love comes knocking on her door, she gets engaged to an insanely handsome young billionaire, her life becomes a living dream. Tragedy however begins knocking on her door when her family members begin to die one by one. She finds out her true identity and the extent of her powers. She identifies the monster behind the deaths in her family, her husband. Will her love overcome her desire for revenge?

Alex, a 29-year-old loner facing isolation due to neglect from his parents and job loss, works as a cashier in a convenience store. His life takes an unexpected turn when Lily, a lively 6-year-old neighbor, enters the scene. Despite the challenges, their friendship brings laughter and joy to Alex's once mundane days. This is a heartwarming story about the transformative power of an unexpected connection in the midst of loneliness.

Alan was an unlucky boy who wanted to reach the peak of power but couldn't because of his weak soul. One night changed everything for him When he was on the verge of dying he awakened his beautiful system and started giving him tasks with weird punishment. Task 1: Do 10000 kicks for [strength+5]. Task 2: Run 10 km for [stamina+3]. If you fail to complete the task, the punishment is to run naked. "what the fuck?" [And a surprise for you my dear user] [you have two beautiful wives waiting for you at home] "Now, where the hell wives came from?"

Traversing through a new mystical world with no memories of himself or how he got there, Zero persevered eventually finding an altar surrounded by 6 pillars marked with carvings that contained infinity. -Do you wish to live?- "yes..." -Do you wish for power?- "yes..!" -Then accept me with all your might and enter the world of nexus!- Zero was then knocked unconscious and transported into a pure white world. This... Is the beginning of "Zero's" story

December 21, 2024 People have already regarded the Mayan prophecy as a joke. However, one day twelve years later, the end of the world suddenly came. Earthquakes, tsunamis, zombie crises... All kinds of disasters suddenly appeared in this world. Desperate Ron lay in a pile of zombies, waiting to die. The next moment, he was awakened by the alarm clock and found himself back to one month before the outbreak of the doomsday. And he found that the cross given to him by his mother was actually a treasure that could store supplies! There is still a month before the crisis breaks out, which gives him enough time to stock up on supplies and survive the crisis! Until one day, the former beautiful school flower knocked on his door... Ron realized that he was not the only one who was reborn! Beautiful school flower, neighbor young woman, hot policewoman, coquettish teacher... These women who had little intersection with Ron were all reborn, and they couldn't wait to climb into his bed!

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Koujo Chisaki A 20 Year Old Girl Who's Fiance Betrayed Her For Her Best Friend Hannah And Thrown Away By Her Own Family With Nothing To Stay Or Money Suddenly A Black Car Pulled Over Next To Her In A Rainy Weather Kidnapping Her She Got Knocked Out And Was Taken To A Large Mansion She Woke Up With No Memories Of What Happened

When the god of Chaos is banished from his realm, he flees, seeking a different world to cause trouble in. He finds himself on Earth but with one big change. He's stuck in the body of a 10-year-old. He’s been to Earth before, but this one seems to be…different. The humans of this world are mostly the same, only these humans are not as helpless as he thought. They are able to accomplish feats he's never seen before. Adopted by a Police Officer and an empathetic therapist, he's going to have to learn how to navigate his new home and decide whether or not he wants to break it or save it.

Gyu, a rich and arrogant billionaire, meets Uno, a poor but kind and hardworking girl. Their worlds are different, but they fall in love. Gyu softens up around Uno, showing a playful side he never knew he had. They face challenges because of their different backgrounds, but their love helps them overcome them. It's a story about how love can change people and bring them together, even when they come from different worlds.

A Woman on top of the alleged "Alpha male" chain, After life itself strangled her to her last breath, Arsinoe decided to put on her big girls pants and walked straight to the battle field, but life always does not play fair and this time it drew out its last card 'LOVE AND DESIRES', Arsinoe is forced to choose between her first Love and her desires and still hold her "Alpha Male" position. will Love knock her down? or will Love be knocked down by her? or will she loose it all including her high position??

making you smile is top priority, smile always.