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Most would expect the daughter of the king of one of the four strongest nations in the Realm of the Angels to enjoy great luxury and power. While her Father may enjoy those things, that isn't the case for Rosemary. The hated daughter only manages to attract disdain from others in the royal court despite her gentle and kind nature. Rosemary was born with a weak body, preventing her from living up to the ideals of her father and his court. Such environment pushes Rose to attempting to end it all. But she is unable to do so as she recalls her older brother's love for her. As she drowns, she cries out for help. But no one is around. No one but a certain handsome man with eyes as cold as her father's.

A world with magic, mythical creatures, mystical herbs, labyrinths, and treasures. A world where the strongest adventurers get to be the ones to enjoy fame and riches. A world where various rankings decide your worth. This is the world where Shye Crowley and his sister were born. As the children of two fairly known diamond-ranked adventurers, Shye and his sister, Maia, enjoyed a prosperous lifestyle. Unfortunately, after departing for a mithril-ranked quest in hopes of ranking up, their parents couldn’t return. Years passed and life went downhill fast for the siblings. Fortunately, a fateful encounter bestows him a system that could change their fate.

"You," Augustine began, his voice firm and direct. "I'm making you an offer: we get married, immediately. This isn't a request, it's a demand." Augustine's uttered with a piercing gaze, his words a blunt instrument wielded with precision. Charles scoffed. “What type of bullshit is that?” He fired back. *** Augustine Wales is a cold CEO who is known as the most successful and influential business man in Country H. His name alone commanded respect, his steely gaze and cold demeanor strike fear into even the most hardened of hearts. He was a man of few words, each syllable weighted with the power of his position. On the eve of Augustine Wales 29th birthday, he received an unexpected call from his family, their demands clear and uncompromising: find a spouse, or forfeit your stake in the family's vast wealth and influence. In that very moment after receiving the phone call, the gaze of Augustine fell upon a young man named Charles Donald and without thinking twice, Augustine immediately made a proposal to Charles, but was met with a swift rejection. Augustine's proposal was rooted in desperation but little did he know that fate was drawing him toward a future he never could have predicted. "What will happen when Augustine Wales, the powerful CEO, finds himself unexpectedly falling for Charles Donald, a humble cleaner in his office?" "When Charles' deadly secrets rise to the surface, will their fragile bond shatter, or will their love prove strong enough to weather the storm?"

I was born into a world of magic and gods, with a system that allows things that I say come into reality. So basically, I have reality manipulation. . .except it only works if people really believe in me. And, it doesn't work on me, only on others. Yup. You can already guess the chaos that ensues. + Jeez, why is the Heavenly Emperor calling me Master? And, is that the Sword Saint asking for my autograph? Wait, now I'm the herald of some eldritch cult? Seriously guys, I'm not as impressive as you think I am. Or, am I? + What to expect: Lots Of Comedic Misunderstandings (Like K*ng from One P*nch M*n), Overpowered side characters, gods, devils, the whole she-bang.

Daniel thought he had it all figured out—the cold, the heat, the monsters. In his last life, he survived until the bitter end of a world gone mad, only to die betrayed by the people closest to him. His girlfriend. His cousin. A final knife to the heart... and a promise. If he got another chance, he’d never waste it on anyone again. Now, Daniel wakes up one month before the apocalypse begins. The world will soon plunge into three brutal periods: The Great Cold: A frozen wasteland that devours the unprepared.The Great Heat: Temperatures high enough to boil water under a blood-red moon.The Great Evolution: Civilization crumbles as mutated monsters rise, and superpowers awaken in the hands of a dangerous few. Armed with his inventory power—a limitless storage space—and knowledge of the future, Daniel is ready to hoard supplies, lock himself behind reinforced walls, and trust no one. Survival is the only goal. That’s the plan, at least, until the universe laughs in his face and gives him a system that can awaken superpowers. Just not for him. Only for others. Strong, dangerous, and often unhinged people will flock to him, drawn by something they don’t understand. And the catch? Those powers only unlock if Daniel sleeps with them. There's just one problem.  Daniel's pretty sick of relationships and all that. He'd much rather chill in his big ass mansion as the world turns to shit three times over.

This is the story of an ordinary person how by fortune or misfortune is accidently(forced by unseen circumstances(not really just the PLOT))reincarnated with his past life memory and with this just by being ruthless, when needed, and bluffing, lying, scheming, outsmarting and the misunderstanding of others, makes it to the Peak and become one of the strongest.

"Always remember, no matter how much a fae may seem like they experience emotions, no matter how human like a fae may behave...a fae can never be a human." The Keybearer. A young maiden from another world foretold by ancient prophesy, destined to collect the seven keys and save the world. Surely that's the kind of story that finds some plucky high schooler dreaming of adventure and whisks them off to find their true love, right? Overworked salary women like Emily have long passed the point where such fantasies can come true, and even if they did, it's not like she'd know the first thing about what to do. ...So of course, nobody even bothered to ask her before dropping her into an entirely new world full of magic and danger. Like the three hungry orcs eyeing her as soon as she wakes up. "What do you mean I can sense the keys if I use magic?! What magic?!" If Emily could, she'd have immediately issued a rejection letter, but unfortunately, the only way back is to finish her quest somehow. But it's not all danger and confusion. The knight who rushed into battle to save her is charming and kind and gorgeous, and the beautiful and lonely prince has a soft and kind smile only for her. If everyone she meets along the way is like them... Well. It can't be that bad, right? "...--I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A PAINTING?!"

Sometimes to see the light, you have to dive into the darkness

Han Su-Yeong, une jeune femme très timide, va trouver un livre étrange et le ramener. Elle va alors entrer dans l'univers de ce livre et tenter de sauver Min-Seo, son personnage favoris, mais tout ne se passera pas comme prévu.

My name is Chu Yan. After rejecting the unspoken rules imposed by my elders, I was compelled to venture into the lawless realm of trials to rectify the evils present therein. As the trials commenced, “Beware of these perilous women: the sinful knightesses, the fallen nuns of desire, the annihilator officers, and the smuggler merchantresses...” “Goodness, what a magnitude of wickedness!” At the conclusion of the trials, Chu Yan found herself ensconced in the voluptuous embrace of these wayward women, facing the deathly gaze of the examiner. “Please elucidate the nature of this situation!” “Beyond my bedroom, the security level in the entire area is remarkably high, with outstanding governance results!” “My lord, such is not the proper use of these wayward women!”

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A young girl finds herself, stuck in a cycle of violence. Slowly losing her mind for what she thought was love. This is an awareness of Domestic Violence, power and control, and the destruction of one self. “Do not look in his eyes for answers. Do not look to him for kindness. Don’t hold your eyes down when he tells you you’re dirt. Look up. Look for women. Listen to what they tell you. Block your ears to his poison. Let women’s love show you the way out and then never look at him again. See your future clearly. It will be bright and clear and you will shine in it.” (Jean Hatchet – Survivor of Male Violence)

"Mara, come back! Somebody please stop her!" He shouted as he watched her run on the tarmacked surface of the road with her bare feet. The road was always busy but today there weren't as many cars. Jiren looked to the left side of the road, but he didn't see any car coming. He quickly ran up to cross to the other side but before he reached, he heard tyres screeching. At least that's all he could remember. Officer Palmer sat beside him, taking notes of his words, but he didn't say much. He also saw a girl, maybe a woman, sitting on a chair beside his bed. She was caressing his hair but he had no idea who she was. He was in a lot of pain, he passed out again.

When helping the heroes saving the world I was betrayed by them. What did I ever do to the world that make them think that I was an obstacle to save the world. After all I did to bring numerous benefits, helping in the dark times and trusting each other backs when facing the enemies. So why did I do wrong? Why now they're showing this to me now. After that I found myself travel back in time, after remembering my previous life experience I stop trying to save the world and stop helping them . I cannot deny my experience in the previous life, I will improve so that my family doesn't die while making an escaped from my previous fate. So future heroes when you try protecting the world from destruction don't expect me lending you my hand in darkness. After all their are supposed to be the pillars of the world. The only problem is why they're seeking me? I need to hide so that I can avoid them and doesn't involve me in their quest to saving the world.

[MATURE CONTENT WARNING: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK] Welcome to the fancy world of the elite, where Seraphina Alaric, a delicate and fragile girl always relying on medicine to get better, is just trying to catch a break before her life gets turned upside down by an arranged marriage... Seriously, who wants to be tied down when you’re still figuring out what you want in life? During a swanky banquet, she bumps into the enigmatic Duke of Everwyn. And the craziest part? She has no clue who this guy is—just thinks he’s some mysterious stranger. Out of nowhere, feeling adventurous (and maybe a bit reckless), she suggests a secret rendezvous that turns her whole world upside down. In that hidden moment, Seraphina dives headfirst into her wildest desires. But plot twist—turns out, the guy she just spent the night with is none other than her future husband. Oops! So much for a mysterious stranger—she just spent the night with her future husband! "Duke, It Hurts..." invites you into a whirlwind of self-discovery, steamy romance, and the sweet chaos of love when you least expect it. Can Seraphina break free from societal chains, or will she find herself tangled in the very web she tried to escape? Join her on this thrilling journey, and discover how love can be both liberating and complicated. Don’t miss out—your next obsession is just a page away!

To exact revenge on her fiance who cheated on her, Xing Shu plotted against her fiance's uncle, Cheng Lang. "Was my nephew unable to please you?" On a large, messy bed, Cheng Lang pinched Xing Shu's chin. The black Buddhist bracelet around his wrist swayed from side to side. Everyone said Cheng Lang was a religious man who stayed away from women. However, after sleeping with him for a night, Xing Shu expressed how it was actually easy to manipulate him. She only needed to say sweet things to him in a soft, gentle voice, and he'd give her anything she wanted. "Mr. Cheng is only putting on a show with Xing Shu. He'll dump her very soon!" "Xing Shu is a shameless woman. Mr. Cheng would never fall for someone with ulterior motives like her!" Everyone in Jing City waited for her to make a fool of herself, but nobody knew how Cheng Lang pinned her against the bed at night. "Xing Shu, mention getting a divorce again if you dare." Ever since then, Cheng Lang, a man who once belonged on the altar, was brought down by Xing Shu. He experienced what it felt like to be in a relationship like a normal person, and he found joy in it.

Her jerk of an ex-boyfriend dumped Xing Shu, and he even said pretentiously, "Li's uncle is J Group's CEO, Jiang Wenrui. Being with her will spare me twenty years of hard work." "..." Xing Shu was speechless. Twenty years? Screw that! She'd kept her identity a secret for so many years. Her father was a rich man, and she had an influential grandfather. Was she not better than Jiang Wenrui's niece? Wasn't he only J Group's CEO, Jiang Wenrui? She'd had it! She wanted the jerk to address her respectfully as his aunt in the future! A year later, Xing Shu and her fiance, Jiang Wenrui, held a high-profile engagement party. Her ex-boyfriend and romantic rival could not get into the party because they didn't get an invitation. Xing Shu smiled charmingly at them. "Call me Aunty, and you won't need an invitation." Li, her romantic rival, was white in the face. Not long after that, a man in a security uniform ran over. Li spoke affectionately to him. "Uncle, didn't you say we could get in without an invitation?" "Hang on. Isn't your uncle Jiang Wenrui?" Xing Shu asked. Jiang Wenrui's face turned gloomy. "I don't have such an ugly niece." After the engagement party was over, Xing Shu published a post under an anonymous name online. "I made the mistake of recognizing the wrong person and marrying into a rich family because of it. Is it too late to change my mind? I'll be waiting for your response. It's urgent." Jiang Wenrui personally replied to the post. "In your dreams!"

The door to the shop opened with a a ding. The raven haired man who was peacefully reading could only sigh. This was twelve time this week and his patience were running thin. Begrudgingly he made an effort to stand up and walk towards the counter. And sure enough, the same exact face that's bothering him nonstop was going to bother him again. "Welcome To Faraway Bookstore. Is there anything that you like to buy traveler?" "I want to buy your heart." "..." "..." "Sorryto say but 'your heart' isn't on the shop's inventory. Perhaps can I interest you in something simliar like 'Please Log Off and Never Come Back Again'?"

"Ah? Apa semuanya sudah berakhir?" "Belum... semuanya baru saja dimulai..."

the novel is about a girl named Valeria,she grew up with her mom and dad,but because of something,her dad left them,she felt it strange,because of that she started hating boys and man,she got disgust by seeing them. her mom always complained about it,but she will always say,I don't want to end up like you.want to fine out more,than read it

After losing his life to a misfire, Jason finds himself transported to a mysterious realm. Alone and confused, he discovers he's part of a trial where those who regret their deaths are given a chance at redemption. With danger lurking and secrets unraveling, Jason must navigate the challenges of the trial ground to earn a second chance at life. "so I thought but who would have guessed that I would be living my life with a villainous system ordering me around. Getting rid of this system is actually the real trial to me".

um.. Read the title?

"Introducing a compilation of eerie narratives inspired by my imagination and chilling ghost stories. Prepare to immerse yourself in a spine-tingling journey through the unknown. Settle in, grab some popcorn, and brace yourself for a captivating experience filled with thrilling tales. While many of the stories are products of imagination some are inspired by urban legends. they are crafted to send shivers down your spine."

Alex-C, FBI agent, who is handling the case of the business tycoon, Mr. Nickerson. She is going to Honolulu to start her mission. Her best friend and colleague, Monique Allison, who is also handling this case. It seems there's a rivalry between the two.

As Heaven’s daughter, she owns and personally runs a magical shop. This shop can leap through time and space and traverse many worlds. In the darkness of night, a glazed dragon-phoenix lamp will guide the fated ones to this shop called the OmniStore, and at this shop, the fated ones will have their wishes granted, but of course, not without a price. The premise is, only if you can afford to pay the price. You, do you want to enter this shop? Any wish you have can be fulfilled, yeah! You can be the mightiest one on the entire universe, you can look askance at the world beneath your feet, you can be so superior that you rise beyond and dominate all life! Her adorable pets, a dragon and a phoenix, have said. “Our shop is really not a rip-off. We are not just showing off to impress or be superior to others, neither are we putting up a show of hypocrisy. We are just here to put the worlds that have deviated off course back on track.” However, such an intangible form of boasting is, in fact, the deadliest. Dear guest, do you need us to gain superiority? Do you need us to help you fly and soar?

the Protagonist named Clever aspires to Conquer everything to become the Omni-God! he lives on a world called Vayle which is truly Adventurous! everyone has different types of Powers! and they can also Conquer multiple Powers if they wish to Conquer It. a Young boy Clever stepped into the world and challenged himself to get stronger and stronger every challenge, he learns every power existing in the universe in order to become an Omni-God, but does he really have what it takes to become the Omni-God?