Deadpool Dont Jump

“I seduced the daughter of the Jade Emperor”. “I was sentenced to death, but it didn’t matter…” “I already achieved my goal”. … “W-what is going on?” “Impossible!” “He’s severed the wheels of space and time, he’s about to jump into the river of time! Stop him!” It was too late to stop him though, the Lord of Profanity disappeared, jumping into the river of time to go back in time. To restart it all over…, this time, with experience, and a system. [You have gained profanity skill: Heavenly Touch!] [You have gained profanity skill: Ultimate Massage!] “Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the profane one!”

(Rebirth + Business warfare + Pampering spouse + Dog food) Investing today? I've got more important things to handle. Financial crisis? Not my problem; anyhow, I won't be losing money. Huh? This stone of yours is pretty nice, wait for a call at home! Xiao Ming closed the door, turned around, and took out a fist-sized diamond: "Honey, let's grind this into a ball for the kids to play with!"

A man with multiple personality disorder who jumps into his previous and future reincarnation within different universes to fulfill his karmic deeds. But will he be able to escape it?

Keira lived her life for 28 times already as she is a transmigrator who knows the whole plotline but always end up dying in different ways on the day she reached the age of 30, no matter how and what. In current plotline, she was supposed to be a villainess who will be sentenced to lifetime imprisonment and died at the age of 20 for an unknown reason, but this plotline seems strange as she did not transmigrate like the usual where she is a month-year old, rather she transmigrates when the villainess, Mariam Celeste, is 18 years old. To prevent the imprisonment and death of Mariam, she decided to jump to another plotline where the side characters were introduced, and that is when she was able to live for 6 years as a renowned Exorcist. Will she be able to prevent her certain death this time and be freed from the loops of these various plotlines or will she end up dying again and jump to another plotline?

Dans un monde où l’homme n’est plus le dominant notre protagoniste se verra mêlé à un destin bien trop grand pour un seul homme mais dont seul lui peut en assumer la responsabilité.

"The field where your imagination writes. The empty canvas only to be stained by your ink. Welcome to the Author's playground." Elijah, a once-trending novelist known for churning out clichéd stories to gain fame and wealth, finally grew disillusioned with his work. In a fit of spite, he decided to end his latest novel by killing off every character. Then a system popped up over his head. [ Welcome back to your Playground! ]

Town of Evil In this novel, I will be bringing forward a few urban legends and abandoned places from around the in form of a short, one chapter long story. This novel is named Town of Evil, India, because I'll only be focusing on Indian urban legends and haunted places in this book. This book will only have short stories, that will most likely end in one slightly long chapter or two small chapters. Make sure to read it and follow me for urban legends of other countries as well. If you like my novel, do comment about it. DISCLAIMER : FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. THE FOLLOWING NOVEL IS WRITTEN BASED ON INFORMATION OBTAINED FROM VARIOUS SOURCES. THE CHARACTERS IN THESE SHORT STORIES BEAR NO RELATION TO ANY PERSON LIVING OR DEAD. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL PERSON/PEOPLE, LIVING OR DEAD, IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. WARNING : THIS NOVEL MAY CONTAIN PARANORMAL OR FRIGHTENING MATERIAL THAT MIGHT NOT BE SUITABLE FOR SENSITIVE READERS OR THOSE WITH HEART ISSUES. THE STORY AND SCENARIOS IN THIS NOVEL ARE A WORK OF PURE FICTION. IF YOU ARE READING THIS NOVEL, YOU ARE DOING SO AT YOUR OWN RISK AND WILL NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, HOLD THE AUTHOR RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY HAPPEN Enjoy.

"Waking up as a prophet with this goddamn vision of mine is already annoying. And now you are telling me to save this hopeless world? The hell with these fools! I would rather act as a villain than accept this fate of mine!" A repetitive role; as God's "Left eye," Seon Vel'Seol had to experience a relentless cycle in which she was able to foresee the future of others, yet never for herself. With each world's ending seen, her purpose ends in death, followed by rebirth in yet another world—only to repeat the same task. During the death of her 195th existence, Seon swore to cause destruction in her 196th reincarnation, Just to mock the Gods and Goddesses who keeps reincarnating her. However, fate can be a little bit messy. She wouldn't have thought in her 196th life, she was hailed as a prophet destined to save the world instead. ________________________________ Got a contract! Will be doing goals to keep myself motivated to write more. for every 25 power stone = 1 extra chapter for every 3 reviews = 1 extra chapter for every 30 collection = 1 extra chapter for every 1 golden ticket = 3 extra chapters. 1 Castle= 30 chapters (Please dont donate lmfao, this was just a joke but if someone did, burn me alive if I didnt post 30 chapters)

Harley Davis was your average coffee-slinging comic book nerd living a perfectly ordinary life in Miami—until he fell asleep reading his favorite Deadpool comic and woke up in a grimy New York City apartment. His prized comic? Still with him. His normal life? Gone. And his new reality? Let’s just say it feels suspiciously like a Marvel crossover event gone horribly wrong. When Wolverine shows up claiming Harley’s comic has broken the multiverse and Deadpool bursts in with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, Harley’s life takes a turn for the absurd. Suddenly, he’s not just a barista; he’s the unwitting center of a cosmic calamity involving malfunctioning dimensions, bickering superheroes, and a fourth wall that’s practically in shambles. Armed with his encyclopedic knowledge of Marvel lore, a knack for sarcastic banter, and a growing suspicion that Deadpool is enjoying this way too much, Harley must navigate a chaotic multiverse filled with quirky allies, terrifying foes, and plot twists that could rival any comic book. Can a regular guy with zero powers survive a world where the rules of reality bend like rubber? Or will Harley’s journey end in a disaster big enough to wipe out the entire multiverse? One thing’s for sure: it’s going to be a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through a story that blurs the line between fandom and reality.

dare to kill dare to read like a god

About a man with angelic beauty and demonic power.

"the world gotta end" we all have those thoughts once in a while but what if the unexpected happens and the life you used to know disappear you gotta adjust to a whole new mess a world we have no information a world we think we're prepared for and have been dreaming is not exactly going as planned sink o' swim but nvm moving when youre anchor’d to some stuff that's going to drag you down to the depths of the life you think you know

A marine currently serves in the Iran-Iraq war, jumping through hurdles along the way, trying to make amends with the people he's wronged, but he's got a friend, his name-Lieutenant Karlson.

Jump into the fun as Strawhat pirates, Luffy and Zoro Travel to a new world to stop an evil warlord from taking over the entire world.

Wat is true hapinnes for him is absolute sterngh all thing are meaningles in fron of absolute strenght MY english is very bad and rav and i em only 14 so dont be too harsh

[Warning! this story was written with AI. i re-read the chapter and edit it from there. i dont need your stones but more recommendations at the end of the chapter about the direction the story should move in.]

He thinks he owns me, he fucking took me away from my family And he threatens to kill everyone i have ever loved if i dont give my heart to him But here's one thing he dosent know i will rather die than be his!!!!! i am crazy , hell am obsessed with her i cant seem to breathe if she isn't with me she is mine and i dont give a fuck if she tries to push me away cause she is only mine , mine , mine after all am a monster and a monster only takes and dont return

This will most likely get sexual in some parts of you dont like it then please feel free to skip around the chapters i dont mind. age play is also different then age regression so please look them both up if you dont know the difference. and dont hate on something you don't understand. thank you. enjoy my book

A cliche I love you, but you dont love me trope. ( not a happy ending typa book idk)

A bullied and worse at academics girl is a famous secret gamer and real life parkour player. She enjoys jumping here and there and is also called "Parkour Goddess".  Soon she meets a guy who is also popular like our girl but he is not a parkour god but he is called, "Clutch God" also known as "Monkey God" as he is greatest at making stunts at jumping and now let's see, what will happen when they both will meet. 2 chapters every week, advanced chapters you can get from Patreon Patreon: patreon.com/AkiraYuzui Instagram: yuzuiakira

Hwang Christine, CEO of one of the leading companies in the USA, is a devil blessed with the face of an angel. She built her company from scratches and now she is the youngest billionaires in the country. She has a past that has haunted her for most of her life. But, one fateful night after meeting a young, drunk man on the streets, she felt herself smile again. Maybe, a few Sparks around her heart too. Evan Wang, one of the highest paid models in USA, has a past he blames himself for. He regrets being born every single day. Until he met her. He felt alive again after spending one night with her. For the first time in years, he didn't regret being born. Theirs is a love that could harm them both. When Christine's past threatens to make a reappearance, will she let him walk away or save him with all she has ?

I dont know if i should continue this but i already wrote chapters so why not?

"Why does it always rain when something awful happens to me? ".Himura Yukito, a 17 year-old boy who happens to be a shut-in. Being fed up with his life, he decided to jump of a bridge, which happens to be a popular haunted spot. Not letting the fear getting better of him, he jumped of the bridge. That's when he realized that this world isn't what he thought it was. Will he be able to overcome the shock of learning the truth?. Only time can answer that........................

"Catch me, Agent." the man said before jumping out of the window. She ran fast to catch up with the man who jumped from the window but no matter how fast she ran she didn't catch up with it and was even more annoyed when she saw the man smiling at her as he fell and landed smoothly on the ground. "Ughh, that fucking mafia boss." ___ "Wanna play with me, agent?" "Hide and seek?" "Sure. find me, agent."

A new series of mine i didnt expect the previous one to get so many views thank you all very much Hope you like my new series which i dont think ill delete

A story about a student who has a decently normal life, who, on one fatal day stumbled upon a piece of old armour, upon touching it, it consumed him, making him evil, and makes him destroy half of humans population, what will the young man do now? Find out!