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Derek McCoy was a man who spent his entire life facing adversity and injustice. After being forced to settle with surviving rather than living, he had finally found his place in the world, until everything was taken from him one last time. After losing his life to avenge his murdered brother, he reincarnates until he finds a world worth living in, a world filled with magic and monsters. Follow him along his journey, from grieving brother to alien soldier. From infant to Supreme Magus. ------------------------------------------- Tags: Transmigration, Male MC, Western Fantasy Schedule: 12 chapters/week (unless I'm ill or stuff happens) Chapter Lenght: 1200 - 1400 words Warning: The MC is not a hero nor an anti-hero. He is a broken, cynic and misanthropic person looking only for his own gain. If you are looking for a forgiving, nice, MC that goes around saving people in distress, this is not your cup of tea. Same if you want an unchanging MC with no character development. ------------------------------------------- Discord Server: https://discord.gg/suprememagus ---------------------------------------- Cover of Tiamat form Lith Verhen by josh groban aka manohar aka Animustw. My new Pfp was made by Josh (same as above). Visit the official discord for his official portraits of the characters.

In a crumbling realm of a long-dead immortal, in a forsaken corner of the universe, two souls cross paths. Xin is a burnout prodigy, living a solitary life as a hunter, until one day he sees his hometown levelled to the ground by a giant boar. Wu Lei is a street urchin, persevering through a lifetime of pain and abuse, forced into a criminal syndicate at a very young age. Talented cultivators, yet flawed and troubled humans — if the pair is to grow, they'll have to face what's inside. This is a dark, slow-burning tale of resilience and transformation. In a world where grand narratives are forged, not given, and shortcuts are carved, not found, Xin and Lei embark on a relentless journey of martial arts, cultivation and friendship, with its beautiful ups and painful downs. https://discord.gg/Nvj7yPJr4q - my discord. New chapters, a backlog of 130 plus less edited chapters, shitposting.

Another new story from me hope you like it --- In a world where martial prowess reigns supreme, Daeyang Suk stands as the last survivor of his fallen clan, a once-mighty lineage now reduced to ashes by a ruthless enemy. Driven by a burning desire for vengeance, Daeyang embarks on a relentless quest to hunt down the one responsible for his family's slaughter. A prodigious talent and a genius swordmaster in his own right, he forges a unique fighting style inspired by the ocean—calm yet ferocious, fluid yet deadly. As he navigates the treacherous murim world, Daeyang's unmatched skills allow him to confront powerful foes who stand in his way. Each battle brings him closer to his ultimate target, but as he delves deeper into his quest, he must grapple with the darkness that vengeance brings. In a climactic showdown against the architect of his clan's destruction, Daeyang faces a critical choice: will he allow his thirst for revenge to consume him, or will he rise above it and honor his family's legacy? The fate of his soul hangs in the balance as he seeks to become the avenger he was destined to be. Instagram: account is @Goth_vampire pfp is Dazai

A misled hero fights for what he believes is right, comes to a world flipping discovery having him face the biggest decision of his life while also dealing with hidden consequences of a past deal. . Humanity has always been selfish. Once they discovered an entire dimension of beings with magical powers, they adapted as well. The humans gained three sub-human types, techno-human, Mutant-Human, Magi-Human! Through some underhanded deals made by the government and a shady dwarven kingdom, humans are supplied with a new type of currency and various kinds of weapons, armors, and spells so they can compete with the Solarians. Only a select few know the true plans of the president, until a leak breaks the structure at the most critical moment! (Not my pfp found from Pinterest.)

The husk of an old shell, this was the previous place of Final Boss of the Multiverse, but it was sadly move, left here to collect digital dust. So I decide to just write random stuff here, you can still see the Final Boss of the Multiverse chapters here but stop somewhere around 10+

WARNING!!! This novel is discontinued because I selected the novel tag instead of FF tag. If you want to read the continued FF of this go search 'Reincarnated In Bleach As A Vizard' or just click on my PFP and select the FF version. I will remove bleach harem girls and the only one that will be in mc’s harem is Harribel and the Reika family. Mc was floating in the void and met the one and only primordial, he gets some wishes and was given a choice as to what race he wants to have, our mc is chooses visored and was sent off to bleach with a system. A/N: So I have this idea in my head for a while now so I figured why not try creating a FF, so here I am. The Mc will not go and collect women like pokeymons. Each women will have their own personalities and the Mc will get them through time. I’m a high school student so don’t expect daily updates but I'll upload every other day, but there might be some cases where I don't upload for a week because I have test or some other reasons. NOTE: This is an AU FF, so expect that there will be changes and there will be a lot of OC's. Mc will also be OP at first but he only has the power’s, he doesn’t know how to control them so he will have to work hard to use them. English is my second so there will be grammar mistakes but not much, if there’s a mistake tell me. I do not own anything except for the OC’s. Tags: Yandere, maid, multiverse traveling.

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Just some shitpost

So yeah, my name is Cas. And this is my book.

Chen Tiannan, seorang penguasa Tiga Alam Dewa tewas di kepung 10 Kaisar Langit karena sebuah kitab legendaris yang menjadi perebutan semua orang. Namun, dia tidak membiarkan hal itu terjadi! Ia terluka parah dalam pertempuran itu, bahkan mungkin merenggut nyawanya kapan saja. Dengan kekuatan yang tersisa, Chen Tiannan mengutuk para Kaisar Langit yang masih hidup dan bersumpah akan membalaskan dendam ini suatu hari. Lihat bagaimana ia akan membalas dendam. Bunuh semua musuh! Lindungi gadis-gadis! Perbaiki kesalahan! Baca kelanjutannya!

Reincarnated as yajirobe. The image in the pfp is not mine .

Freud diagnoses you with penis problems! Presenting: -a low effort shitpost -a story set in Death -some drunken tirade -a collection of poorly written non-fiction works All bundled up in a shitty schedule, where the only consistency is its inconsistency. You can probably tell which ones are easier to write.

This is a story about a boy with a dream, and towards that dream, he had to face many struggles, problems and people to achieve it. The path paved towards that dream is one that is filled with things unimaginable. I will be changing some details from time to time from earlier chapters because I feel like I could explain some details better or grammar errors This is my first story, please leave your criticisms on the comments below, I also appreciate shitposting Chapter Posting: I would be posting 3-4 chapters a week but if the story picks up steam I might make it to 7 chapters a week. I really want the story to be an experience and not just a story

(On hold for reasons, still a nice intro to the vampires in main novel) Edgy vampires, but with a touch of comedy. Who the hell writes a dystopia like that!!!!! It ain't supposed to be fun! It's supposed to be dark! Dystopia is Greek for bad place! #It needs an elite group that enslaves the population! Okay you have that. #But what about limited resources hoarded by a few? Also got that ... #What about living conditions it needs to be... Ok you have that covered. #What about a forced worship of a god!? And you have that too. #Death games !? You can't have ,....you got that too.... #A deadly world where even going outside is .... Checks out. That...that .... it ain't a dystopia if there is comedy ! You just ...can't ! You can't !!!! #This author is a dumbass !! He calls himself a professional shitposter already? Either way don't read it ! This novel bad ! Real bad !

When a mysterious ritual transports a group of unsuspecting individuals to the world of Tamariea, they find themselves in the midst of a kingdom desperate for heroes. Among them is an unassuming hillbilly named Joshua, who, rather than being bewildered by his new surroundings, seems more interested in his moonshine and shotgun. As the kingdom's leaders try to rally the newcomers to their cause, Joshua's down-to-earth attitude and formidable weapon make him stand out. From confronting bandits to navigating the intricacies of a new world, Joshua's adventures are just beginning. But in a land filled with magic, knights, and otherworldly creatures, it's his shotgun and unique perspective that might just make the difference. ------------------------------------------------------ I came up with this idea while my buddy was playing Blade and Sorcery with a gun mod. He evaporated an axe wielder with a M97 and made a Kurt Kobain joke in a HillBilly accent Leading to this somewhat of a shitpost story of a well-educated Hill Billy blasting and drinking his way through another world. Thanks to my Buddy Atomic for the awesome Blurb and helping me with chapter 4 and other things. I decided to Re upload this from Wattpad to Here i take a while to get chapters out and i wanted to see if it would be popular in other sites.

The protagonist was once a force enough to destroy the world when he’s younger, but now, he’s regressed to a day-to-day worker! How the hell did it end up like this? Follow our ugly, and annoying MC on his misadventures to the path of redemption! Well… I’m not forcing you… but maybe I can scam you by adding an annoying, rowdy cast! Tell me, aren't you enticed with that summary? Hmmm… no… who am I kidding… let me do it again… since that doesn’t sound too enticing... In a world where Superhumans are revered as saviors (and idols), our protagonist was once standing at the pinnacle. But that was when he’s younger. Now, he’s a forlorn part-timer working multiple jobs to make ends meet. He’s also out of shape, and doesn’t look the least bit like the world-beating Superhuman he once was. What happened here? Follow him… uhhh… I don’t have a name for him yet… in his misadventures towards the path to redemption! Even if he’s still armed with the ridiculous power of his youth, he still has to get his life together! Throw in a cast of misfit idiots with dumb powers, and his annoying tale is born! ~~~ I'm just a random gorilla studying in the city, shitposting is my daily hobby, but it seems like I've picked up another. Anyway, come one, come all, I'm selling my supply of bana— huh? No way!!! You won't get even a banana peel from me! If you can bear to take this virtually annoying ride with me, I welcome you. (Drop your stones, I like being stoned... OF COURSE I DON'T LIKE IT!!! I'm a collegiate gorilla, my mom will kill me by stoning!!!) Arigato?! Special thanks to plumber with a red hat. Cover is a free to use stock photo.