Fat People Jokes

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

When I was twenty years old, I accepted an antique that I shouldn't have accepted because of greed. Since then, in order to stay alive, I have had to go in and out of those forbidden places where there is a risk of death.

these are all ideas that I hope inspire some authors to possibly bring them to life, though you don't really have to follow my ideas to the letter. I just want to see some aspects of my ideas come to life. Also, if any of my ideas do make it to paper, or if a similar story is already out there, please leave a comment with the title of your or their story so I can enjoy reading it.

Theodore Griffith was a master of Reality. He understood the parallel universe in the form of another reality. He was aware that someone’s wish, story, or pure imagination could give birth to a new reality just like his own. Hence, he planned to find the creator of his reality by roaming among the realities. This time, he entered a new reality connected to several other realities. However, what made him certain the most was that this reality was connected to the person who created his reality. He knew that fact because of the ability he gained in this world. He could actually see people’s comments, allowing him to realize that his entire life and reality were born from a story. “Hehe. You have made a mistake in making me realize this. With the readers on my back, I can force you, the author, to make a plot for us to meet.” Theo said while giggling. “That’s why I’m counting on you guys.” --------- Other Works: 1. Oil Tycoon: Let's Find Oil in a Martial World 2. God of Tricksters (Completed) 3. Gacha Sovereign (Completed) 4. The Magician of Sound (Completed) 5. Reincarnated to Bonk in Another World (Completed)

[R18+] I woke up in the body of a bully who steals people's girlfriends. Obviously, I wasn't comfortable with continuing to do that, so I decided to change as a person, and yet, these girls still won't leave me alone. "Hey... what are you doing in my house? No. I'm not going to beat up your childhood friend. Why are you undressing?" "What do you mean you broke up with my boyfriend because of me? I've not talked to him in a month. You're saying you broke up with him to protect him from me? What?"

Charmaine, an ordinary office girl with a hefty appetite, gets Isekai-ed into a medieval world where she was expected to be a hero. Too bad she wasn't what they expected. She was a big girl working a dead-end job and was now being mistreated in a court who expected her to defeat the Dark Lord. Well, let's see if the Dark Lord's court treats her better.

She had experienced the Battle of Changping and witnessed the pitting of hundreds of thousands of people. She had led the Great Qin Iron Cavalry and fought against the six kingdoms to win the world. She had seen the world divided into three parts and the mountains and rivers shattered. She had also heard the curling sound of the zither in Longzhong. She had been drunk in the Chaste Guan Dynasty, and how was the ancient female emperor? She was freshly dressed, also had a feather fan and silk scarf. She has been a farmer and a teacher. But no one knows, such a person, live for two thousand years.

When Earth’s population is suddenly thrust into a chaotic fantasy world, survival becomes a daunting challenge. While many scramble to secure alliances or fend off monsters, Adam awakens a unique power—the NPC System. This system allows him to create and manage NPCs skilled in crafting, combat, trade, and more, forming a growing kingdom of loyal subordinates. Adam quickly rises as a force to reckon with, using his NPCs not only for protection but also to dominate trade channels and gather resources efficiently. As rival players and monstrous invaders target him, Adam’s kingdom becomes the foundation of a new power. He must fend off challenges from monstrous invasions, native factions, and rival transmigrators, all while aiming to build a lasting legacy in a world teetering on the edge of chaos.

In a world where myth and mysticism have surged, the balance shifts. A century ago, Qi and Aura's return empowered animals and plants. Their hatred destroyed human civilization. Facing extinction, humans embraced professions: warriors, mages, knights, meat shields, assassins, pastors. Nations adopted unique roles rooted in culture. China had Taoists and swordsmen; the Norse drew from Thor and Odin. Humanity fought back, establishing small camps. Mysterious dungeons spawned elves, dwarves, orcs, ogres, demons, vampires. Clearing dungeons became crucial, but mysteries remained, with only five years since their emergence. Our protagonist, from Earth, transmigrated to Blue Star. Seeing the tragic situation of humans in this world, he was frightened as he didn't have anything. But as a transmigration gift, he gets a devil fruit: Krono Krono no Mi: Eternity. He began a journey of self-improvement. His goal: claim the realm's throne and make it his kingdom. Mysteries unfolded, challenges intensified. The timid protagonist had to evolve into a formidable leader to create his kingdom in this enigmatic land.

In a world where humanity is thrust into a magical realm teeming with fantastical creatures, every person is granted a piece of land to cultivate and a random ability ranging from F to SSS rank. Most humans struggle with their newfound powers and responsibilities, but Adam, an unassuming American, faces a unique twist of fate. Due to a delay in his transmigration, the system "forgot" him, gifting him all the leftover abilities that others didn’t choose. Armed with over 15 S, SS, and SSS abilities—some locked behind mysterious conditions—Adam also finds himself equipped with seemingly trivial low-ranked powers that turn out to be the perfect tools for agriculture, taming beasts, and attracting capable allies. As Adam builds a thriving settlement, conquers monster-infested lands, and forges alliances with powerful NPCs, he uncovers secrets of the system and his true potential. But as his power grows, so does the danger, with enemies—both human and otherworldly—threatening his rise as the *Lord of People.*

MC is bisexual Amelia is dead. Her spirit pet brought her to another world and threw her nascent soul into the body of a dying adopted Wang family's second young master. Unfortunately for him, his adopted sister is a reborn soul who knows that in the future he will torture his entire family for not loving him. Wang Ning is the Wang family's only daughter. She has a boyfriend who will fall for the heroine of the original work and leave her to share the powerful heroine with her elder brother along with a few others. In the novel the heroine who was previously ugly and poor, awakens the power to control the dead. The original heroine is not a delicate flower but a powerful woman who rises with the change. She can turn zombies into her own skeleton army as long as they are not more powerful than her. Her face that was previously hideous because of a large birthmark is purified by her power to control the dead. It is an innate aura that is accumulated in her body over time and then she can send it out to control the minds of the dead. This energy is very good for her and cleans her system making her as beautiful as a goddess. This is partly why men are willing to share her in the apocalyse.

The catastrophe is coming, no one can survive，a person who perfectly inherited the Star Technique and Chaos Bloodline.

Tags: Comedy, Action, Romance, School Life, Adventure, Slice of Life, Reincarnation, Transmigration, Martial Arts, Magic, Genius Protagonist, Ugly Male Lead, Fat Male Lead, Handsome Male Lead, Character Progression, Worshipped MC, Mysterious Past, Heartwarming, Beautiful Female Lead, Clingy Lover, Weak to Strong, Loved MC, Rich Protagonist, Famous Protagonist. Damian Is A Magician Who Meets His End When He Receives Death From The Celestials after Corrupting Hell. Then, As A Final Gift By The Will Of The Universe, He Gets Reincarnated In The Body Of Torao Takabe 16 Years Old Lolicon Enjoyer. So He Has To Rebuild This Body And Become Stronger So That He Can Fulfil His Wishes... Or At Least This Was His Plan. Torao Takabe Aliases: NTR king The Cucker, The Cuckmaker #1 Dick Mindbreak world record holder Mason Liu Satan's Seat Warmer Occupation / Titles: Grand NTR Fiend Affiliation: Seggs With Little Girls, The C-word, Doctor Eggman (one time at a con) Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejUcnpwNDLs&t=11s Prologue In volume 0 And also, please tell me about any mistake in the novel, NO MATTER HOW SMALL IT IS. There will also be a system later.

Maxwell is a professional sugar baby and otaku that got transported into a NTR eroge as the fat and ugly antagonist. [Ding! Thr Heroine Capturing System is online!] [The Main Character is Skinny and annoying as f*ck! Make him pay for this!!!] ]Daily Mission: Make 5 people consider Rope Maxing[ [Reward: + 3 centimeters in height] ]Daily Mission: Mog at least 3 people with A+ in looks[ [Reward: + 4 months of natural tren] "Elixirs? Nah I am all natural!" "He is 54 kg 5'3 ugly Ectomorph, how can he even attract women?" "100 Squats? Training legs? Are you right in the head?" "How dare you be femboy. Do you know how much testosterone you are wasting." "Hiding my power? No way I am hiding those things." Watch Max as he dominates the world of talent and cheat abilities with only the power of self improvement. ........................................................................ No BrainRot (NO yuri, NTR or Yaoi)

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

What will happen when someone is born as the most hated character they can ever imagine? Don't know? Then why not see what happens yourself when Zeph gets reborn as the character of a fat villain?

A female S-class hunter suddenly came to the association coordinator's room, Mr. Raymond only glanced at her and continued reading the important documents in front of him. feeling ignored, the hunter snapped at the association coordinator's desk, of course it was still fairly quiet by hunter standards. “What is it hunter Aveline?” “You know me, coordinator? If you know me, why are you ignoring me? I'm an S-class hunter, coordinator!” snapped Aveline. “Of course I know you hunter Aveline, but didn't you make an appointment first? I'm busy, so get out of here” “Please just this once, coordinator, you're the only one I can trust.” for the first time Aveline lowered her famously high self-esteem. “So what is hunter Aveline?” “It might be hard to believe, coordinator” Aveline was hesitant if the decision she made was the right one. Because according to her memories Raymond was a good person, when the world was nearing its end. “Just say it, I don't have much time” Raymond waited for Aveline's answer, hoping that something serious had happened. “I'm a returner!” “Yeah? What the hell Aveline do you think the world is a novel? Get out, I don't have time to talk about things like that” “Wait a minute, I really am a returner, coordinator” “Yes, yes there are many hunters who do that here too, talking about being a returner but it turns out it's just a joke” “But I'm right, coordinator...” “No, get out of my room hunter Aveline.” “But...” “I'm busy” “Alright, I'll come next time.” “Please don't come again.”

A young, unassuming man named Ethan, an avid fantasy novel reader, was abruptly thrust into the world of his favorite game, 'Light Of Solarius'. But this wasn't the world he knew. He found himself inhabiting the body of the series' primary antagonist, the perverted hated second prince of the Kingdom of Solarius, Alexander Solheart. Exiled from the kingdom, Arthur embarks on a perilous journey, training his body and mind. He learns to harness the raw power of his monstrous form, mastering various techniques, to be the strongest mysterious character of the game world. So, Now lets embarck on the journey of Alexander Solaris together!!!

Billions of human beings have descended on the Endless Continent to become the masters of castles and participate in a fair and just race for the hegemony of all races. At the beginning of the arrival, each castle lord will randomly get an initial troop building. Recruit troops, plunder resources, build a dynasty, and compete for domination of all races! Lin Yi was surprised to find out. What he randomly found was a unique troop building——【Angel Reincarnation Pool】! Angels can be born! "Haha, mine is a high-level corps building that can summon forest elves!" "Mine is a top-level troop building, which can summon the dark dragon, and the ultimate potential can reach the holy rank!!" "I can summon golden Beamon..." Looking at the news of these self-bragging, Lin Yi couldn't help falling into contemplation. His angel, holy creature, unique soldier! The weakest two-winged angel, the complete body is also a demigod. The most powerful 18-winged archangel, and a god-level terrifying creature.. (Chapters will have average of 1000 words and after chapter 60 it goes to 3000) (The novel is not mine )

An ordinary thing for an ordinary family

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

In the vast Kingdom of Dunan there are 5 regions with For decades kingdom Zhang Lian is suffering from drought. It hasn't rained, the corpse are dying, the people who are deprived of water are slowly dying. What more, The King and Queen of Zhang Lian have 6 children and all of them Princes. They've always wished for a Princess but never got one. One day a Witch from Shinan arrives and does a ritual for the Royal Family. She says that she will cast a spell on the Queen so that the queen bares the most sought after princess, her arrival will also bring the rain down, however the girl will be not normal looking. When the baby girl arrives , her skin tone is brown, her eyes are big bright blue and it is nothing like anyone has ever imagine. Princess ling lang fakes her amnesia till one day she is summoned back to the palace by general xue yi. she notices all the changes, internal strife that happened while she was away and most importantly her father the emperor has new concubines, new sons, and new daughters.

It’s the 3rd of March of the Immortal Martial era. Under the Sect Leader’s unremitting efforts, the Qingyun Dao Sect finally welcomes its eighth disciple, Ye Ping. In order to make Ye Ping stay and to earn his respect, everyone in the sect resorts to all sorts of tricks to deceive him. They boast and pretend to be peerless Sword Dao experts, geniuses in cultivation, alchemy, refinement, divination, alchemy arrays, treasure appraising, and sons of destiny. For the sake of maintaining the image of geniuses, they teach Ye Ping all sorts of nonsensical things. They make Ye Ping try to gain an epiphany out of a random sword mark. They take out a random big pot and make Ye Ping refine supreme-grade pills with it. They take out a random copper coin and make Ye Ping deduce the ultimate heavenly secret. They initially hope to just delay the time that Ye Ping discovers the truth so that he would stay in the sect for a while longer. However, to their surprise, their new little Junior Brother… manages to learn everything.