Tea Bagging

(Genderbender + Yuri + Smut*ch20+) “…Adrei, this old man requests that you to feed me properly.” “Oh? Is it not a request from your daughter to ‘properly’ take care of your…unique needs?” “I get it, but my mouth is up here, you perverted dragon!” “Ah it seems the wind is blowing quite nicely today…” ———— Author’s note: The first four chapters would be a bit heavy to build the Yuri for a climatic chapter 5, as well as establishing themes and me selfishly liking a certain side character too much, but romance is ONLY 1v1 here! No harems! Starting from chapter five would be a light-hearted Romance with Action and Ecchi! Please enjoy without fear! DAILY update on 7pm (UTC+0) (transiting to 8am (UTC+0)) ———— Update: WE ARE CONTRACTED (…I think?)

Diagnosed and unable to either move or speak but clinging to life with hopes that he might one day recover, Byron would never have expected that the key to his joy lay in his death. He is transmigrated into a strange realm where all inhabitants are female, the notorious Amazon warriors and their queens, and his reign and harem which would challenge all the gods on Mount Olympus starts then and there. ——————————————————————— This book is as perverted as Zeus himself... Or even beyond! If you're a fan of Greek mythology, it's gonna be your cup of tea. If you're not, I tried to give hints here and there so that nothing will come out of the blue. And even if it does, it will become clear as the story progresses. ——————————————————————— *No yuri *No NTR *Large harem *Thick plot *Lots of steamy scenes ———————————————————————

Jun Meilin, once the country's most envied socialite was embarrassed on national television by her husband. When he came home after a five year expedition in space, he was holding the hand of her widowed friend and a child. When they got home, her served her with divorce papers because he wanted his mistress and son to have a proper identity. As if the humiliation was not enough he used the life saving favor she owed him to stop her from announcing the divorce and insisted she stay with him for two years while he stabilized his career and enjoyed life with his mistress and bastard son. She could not believe the tragedy that had befallen her life. When she was falling apart, she woke up in a hospital, with a system that said, "Pamper the green tea man Mo Jingze and return to the pinnacle of your beauty and life or die. Mo Jingze was her brother-in-law, a man she would never got involved with normally. For one, he was five years younger than her and two he was her ex husband's half younger brother. But every time her ex husband wanted to use her for something, Mo Jingze appeared in front of her, he would bat his eyes and seductively call her name. Like a bewitched woman, she would forget the ex in a heartbeat and reach out to him. For the green tea man, she slapped her ex husband, slapped the mistress, took back the company and eventually returned home and reunited with her family. Soon, Mei-Mei, could not remember her ex husbands name, she was too busy pampering the green tea brother-in-law who demanded for kisses everyday. But the green tea was only a green tea around her. Around other people, he was as poisonous as a viper! This book is participating in WSA 2025, please support me in any way you can. Excerpt. Jun Meilin walked into the living room, the first thing she saw was her ex punching her new assistant Mo Jingze on the cheek. Mo Jingze raised his beautiful eyes and called for her weakly. "Mei-Mei, it hurts." As if she was possessed, Mei-Mei ripped her ex husband away from Mo Jingzhe and touched his face. The handsome face had a red mark which made her blood boil. She whirled around and kicked her ex away, giving him twice the pain he had given Jingzhe. "Mo Liang, how dare you touch my Aze! You are courting death." "He..."Mo Lian started a defense but Mo Jingzhe moaned at that exact moment as if he was in great pain. Mei-Mei immediately helped Jingzhe up, screaming for someone to call a doctor. She did not see him sticking his tongue out at Mo Liang and smirking. When they were alone, he leaned against her and said softly, "Mei-Mei, kiss it better."

In the first episode, Little Palace Maid Lian Hua, holding tea leaves, thought to curry favor with Zhaoyi. The Emperor intercepted her halfway, and before she could react, he hijacked her tea leaves, leaving her bewildered. In the second episode, she wanted to curry favor with the Noble Consort. During the Noble Consort's birthday feast, she hadn't even presented the meticulously prepared tea leaves before the Emperor seized them, leaving her aggrieved. In the third episode, she had just sneaked out with the Palace Maids to pick bamboo shoots, planning to go back and cook something delicious when the Emperor burst out of nowhere wanting to freeload a meal. If it wasn't tasty, he would punish her, she managed to barely pass muster by exerting all her energy. Before she could feel relieved, the Emperor told her he was also staying to sleep! This time, he was thoroughly taking advantage of her, enjoying free food and lodging without the slightest intention of rewarding her. At night, the more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she felt. All the silver she had saved up in earlier years had been used to sustain the Emperor. Now that the money was gone, she feared being punished for not being able to support him in the future. The more she thought, the sadder she got, her tears plopping down, which woke the Emperor sleeping beside her. In a flurry, the Emperor consoled her, "There, there, don't cry, don't cry. I haven't even had time to reward you, how could I punish you!" After much consoling, and finally with his promise to provide for her sustenance, she turned her tears into laughter. The Emperor breathed a sigh of relief. This Little Concubine would need to be favored properly from now on—he dared not make her cry again. →→【This story has concluded, thank you for reading】→→ New book recommendation: "Consort of the Roll-Royce is Here, Run!"—It's a good read! Please add it to your favorites.

Introducción 1: Los aldeanos, al mencionar a Zhuang Qingning que no tenía padres, luego cayó enferma y optó por vivir sola en lugar de ser acogida por la familia de su tío, suspiraron y negaron con la cabeza, pensando que estaba pavimentando su propio camino hacia la muerte. Pero, ¿quién lo habría pensado? Ella comenzó un taller, compró una tienda, construyó una casa, vivió cómodamente criando perros y gatos, y todos los que se acercaban a ella prosperaban financieramente. Los aldeanos: ¿Es demasiado tarde para congraciarse con el Dios de la Riqueza ahora? Esperando su respuesta, es bastante urgente...... ---- Introducción 2: Todos en la ciudad capital suspiraban por la buena fortuna del Príncipe Qi, que era incomparable en su belleza, ya que siguió los deseos de la difunta reina y se casó con una chica rural ordinaria, renunciando así a un matrimonio ideal. Pero, ¿quién lo habría pensado? El príncipe era tan considerado con su esposa, gastaba fortunas para hacerla sonreír, desafiaba órdenes solo para protegerla, comportándose totalmente como un hombre profundamente enamorado...... Toda la gente: Disculpe, ¿es demasiado tarde para empezar a apoyar a esta pareja ahora? ---- Esta historia trata de una mujer rural que crece paso a paso, expresando calidez, ligereza, encontrando caminos espinosos y logros alegres por igual, donde los amantes finalmente se casan y hay retribución para el bien y el mal.

I am a wizard, my name is Tarquin Darkflame. I have traveled the world for many years and although I look quite young I have am actually very old. The world we are in is a world of magic and other beings, elves dwarves and others far less friendly. I have accumulated a great deal of wealth in the form of gold coins that I keep hidden in a magical Bag of Holding. I have walked into the small village of Willowbrook, located in the foothills and about a days trip to the capital city of Elmswood. Here I plan to make my home. From my home I go on quests to gather powerful artifacts and bring them back for my study and use. With my Companion, Lexi these are our stories.

(First time writing so fuck it, we ball). Ulysses Vanderbauss. Small-time train robber, big-time money-lover. Lives in the horrid old west wasteland world of Ionia. While on the job, he hears something that piques his interest. A tournament is being held for bags upon bags of gold. A tournament of unrestricted, unrelenting gunfights. Duels to the death, for a grand cash prize. Learning this information, he smiles. He knows what he’s gotta do, and he loves it.

A long time ago the gods made the world, it's filled with magic and unruly beasts. One of these beasts and the last of it's kind Ivy a frost fox. She must escape the hands of the greedy flesh bags and hopefully find a way the revert the near extension of her kind. "In the distance, I hear an icy wail... The frost maiden calls, thy nine tails as cold as ice and as white as snow. She shall answer with her hopeless cry."

Introduction 1 : Les villageois, lorsqu'ils évoquaient Zhuang Qingning qui n'avait plus de parents, tombait malade et choisissait de vivre par ses propres moyens plutôt que d'être recueillie par la famille de son oncle, soupiraient et secouaient la tête, pensant qu'elle se frayait un chemin vers la mort. Mais qui aurait cru, elle a démarré un atelier, acheté une boutique, construit une maison, vivait confortablement en élevant des chiens et des chats, et tout le monde qui s'approchait d'elle prospérait financièrement ? Les villageois : Est-il trop tard pour se mettre dans les bonnes grâces du Dieu de la Richesse maintenant ? En attente de votre réponse, c'est assez urgent...... ---- Introduction 2 : Tout le monde dans la ville capitale soupirait devant la chance du Prince Qi, qui n'avait pas son pareil en beauté, car il avait suivi les souhaits de la défunte reine et avait épousé une fille ordinaire de la campagne, renonçant ainsi à un mariage idéal. Mais qui aurait pensé que le prince était si prévenant envers sa femme, dépensant une fortune pour la faire sourire, bravant les ordres juste pour la protéger, se comportant totalement comme un homme profondément amoureux...... Tous les gens : Excusez-moi, est-il trop tard pour commencer à soutenir ce couple maintenant ? ---- Cette histoire est celle d'une femme rurale qui évolue pas à pas, rayonnant de chaleur, de légèreté, rencontrant des chemins épineux et des réussites joyeuses, où les amoureux finissent par se marier, et où il y a rétribution pour le bien et le mal.

(A/N: If a ruthless MC is not your cup of tea, don't read this.) Heat Wave, Torrential Rain, Severe Cold, Tsunami, Flood, and Alien Beasts swept the world in a series of natural disasters, almost wiping out mankind. Lu Nanzhi regressed two years to the past and found out that the settings of the natural disasters was similar to the mobile game app she played before regression. And it was in the beta testing phase. Ding— [Beta Game Test is over.] [Data is being reset.] [Player is starting over.] [Please claim the Beta Test Rewards.] Equip with the Beta Test Rewards, Lu Nanzhi was determine to survive in this life and started stockpiling like crazy!

In countless worlds, mysterious doors appear, leading to an ordinary-looking convenience store. That is, until you see who’s inside. An immortal cultivator ponders over instant noodles flavor, an ancient demon sips a cola, and a primordial beast carefully holds a bag of potato chips. Beings who could shake the heavens stand quietly in line, waiting their turn. At the counter, a young man scans their purchases. No one knows where he came from, but all understand one thing. In this store, rules must be followed. Welcome to the Dimensional Convenience Store, where even the greatest existences must check the price before they buy. — Releasing: Mon to Fri 1-2 chapters. Sat and Sun 1-3 chapters.

Lu Shiyan abandoned me at the wedding, making me a laughing stock in the city. On my wedding night, I begged him to save me, but he sneered and told me to die quickly, so that no one would make my sister unhappy. Later, when Lu Shiyan saw my body, he went crazy. When I opened my eyes again, I married the ruthless president of the Lu Group. Lu Shiyan knelt at my feet, holding the teacup with red eyes and trembling hands, "Auntie, please have some tea."

Sam Rush, a janitor and also a novel reader. "it's the last chapter." The novel he read all the time was finally coming into an end. "The story hasn't ended yet." "Do you want to know the end of it?" "Yeah, i still want to know the end." "Very well then." [Author Note : Fresh story, english is not my first language so im sorry if there were mistake in my grammar, not the cup of tea for some reader, and enjoy]

Lin Xiaocha es una veterana con habilidades para el amor en el té verde: finge ser linda e inocente, destroza a los oponentes y cría muchos peces en el estanque de peces de su té verde. El sistema la seleccionó para cumplir el deseo de la heroína de una novela abusiva, apuntar al héroe y los personajes masculinos secundarios que están obsesionados con el loto blanco, para recibir grandes recompensas. Cuando descubrió que hacerse rico es tan simple y la tarea está a punto de completarse ... Se encontró a sí misma ... ¡Objetivo! ¡lo malo! persona! …............................................................................................................................................................... Lin Xiaocha: Que no cunda el pánico, lo volveré a hacer. No es gran cosa. Hasta- Lin Xiaocha: Xianjun, ¡¿por qué encierras a Xiaocha ?! El jefe frío y puro de nivel completo: "¿No dijiste que querías unirte a mí hasta que seamos pálidos, inseparables en la vida y la muerte?" Besó el lóbulo de la oreja de Lin Xiaocha. "Este señor está muy seguro". Nota: 1. Green Tea (o Green Tea B * tch) en el título es una jerga de Internet para una chica que parece inocente y encantadora, pero en realidad es calculadora y manipuladora. 2. Una gran cantidad de peces criados en un estanque de peces es otra jerga de Internet que significa una gran cantidad de llantas de repuesto o pretendientes bajo su propio control.

Enter the world of Parker Lockwood via her diary. A once popular and revered cheerleader, she's fallen from grace after a tumultuous break up and a huge betrayal from her (ex)boyfriend. Follow her journey as she navigates repairing her relationship with her parents, cleaning her tainted reputation and getting revenge on her ex by starting a relationship with the hottest, most unattainable guy in school: Preston Dunn. Through the lens of Parker's diary, read about the cheerleader who bags the handsome loner and tries to reclaim her rightful place as Whitfield High School's 'It Girl'

In a dark world, dominated by vampires; a world in chaos due to countless wars. Now all that remains is blood and vampires, the remnants of human civilization are only treated as pets and food. A noblewoman of impure blood, today as her 100th birthday she allowed herself to buy a bag of blood. He, a boy who wishes only peace for himself. Their destiny today brings them together, to support each other and to face this world where blood is the most important thing. ------- A/N: I've been thinking about the novel for a while now. So I'll clarify this so that no one is surprised, the romance is late The ending? It's good I liked the first day I have to change it, yes, but it doesn't change the outcome. The ending will be happy

Lian Xue, an orphaned girl who was abandoned as a baby at the doorstep of a tea house owner in Hanliu Village, grew up in a life of false affection. At first, she was treated kindly, but after the tragic death of her stepbrother, she became the scapegoat. From a young age, she was treated like a servant—used for hard labor and forced to endure a life of suffering. Due to her frail body and frequent illness, she was eventually sold as a slave. Yet fate led her to a mysterious encounter with an ancient sword, one she unknowingly pulled from within a hidden cave—unaware that this sword would forever change the course of her life.

Ning Shu died, and was lucky enough to become a tasker for the poor cannon fodder to counterattack. So, Ning Shu played various lives in one world after another, and met all kinds of people who said "you are ruthless, you are cold, you are unreasonable". Encountering all kinds of white lotus, green tea bitch, scheming bitch sold in batches, can the world still have some truth, goodness and beauty! ? Ning Shu roared, you scum, I am just here to counterattack, please don't hinder me from completing the task. The protagonist of the time travel, the protagonist of the rebirth, there are only taskers who don't work hard, and there is no protagonist halo that can't be pried off. Ning Shu had to bitterly pick up moral integrity in one world after another. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Nothing belongs to me. author of the book is 很是矫情 the translation will have many errors

Magnus Caffeine wasn’t always the Demon King. One day, he just woke up in a dark, gothic castle, surrounded by kneeling demons, with a cup of suspiciously bitter tea in his hand. Apparently, he’s in another world now—one with dragons, magic, and absolute chaos. But honestly? He’s not interested in world domination. He just wants to chill. Unfortunately, being an all-powerful Demon King comes with responsibilities, annoying subordinates, and heroic idiots who won’t leave him alone. Between dodging war declarations and dealing with demons who expect him to be some ruthless tyrant, Magnus has one simple goal: Drinking tea and lazing around. But with old memories creeping in, mysterious voices in his head, and an entire world expecting him to be either their savior or destroyer… will he really get to enjoy his coffee break?

"Surviving the apocalypse? Child's play. I once survived a guild meeting where half the wizards tried to curse each other over tea. The zombies? Less dramatic." "The zombies are the least of your worries. I’ve lived centuries, faced demons, and still have to listen to a five-year-old argue why ice cream counts as dinner." "So the world’s ending and you think you’re in charge because you’ve got a shiny dragon scale? Adorable. Sit down, Sparkles, and let the grown-ups talk." "I’m sorry, did you say you were the strongest survivor here? That’s cute. When you’ve defeated an entire undead army with one hand, we can compare notes." ---- The cover is mine. The cover is MC. Please don't Abuse the novel

Amid the scent of fresh ink, two figures stood at the crossroads of Serena Egbert’s life—one, a fleeting breeze, the other, an inescapable storm. Cedric Lawrence—the quiet presence who appeared beside her when she least expected. When the rain poured, he was there, silently offering an umbrella. When autumn’s chill crept in, he brought the warmth of a cup of tea. No promises, no grand declarations—just a memory that lingered. Alexander Cyrus—the tempest that disrupted her world. He was fire in the midst of winter, a force that drew her in despite the danger. He did not wait for the rain to fall—he was the storm itself, reckless, consuming, and impossible to ignore. Was love meant to be gentle, like a whisper carried by the wind? Or was it destined to be fierce, like a wildfire that refused to be tamed? In the brevity of youth, Serena must choose: hold onto the fleeting serenity, or embrace the chaos that threatened to consume her whole.

a bastard son of the king who craves for his birth right, a wanted assasin who enters the wrong country with a forbidden mark on her chest, forbidden romance, intense training and bag of tears, this novel is sure enough to make anyone crave for more, Lee Kwon is the illegitimate child of the king, isolated, rejected and alone, by chance he meets Eun Chen, a masked assasin who is popular for her killing spree and who is out for revenge against the royal family for killing her mother, when this two meet, they are both in a situation, in a gain and loss situation, will they preserve at the end, if you want to know, stay tuned to the royal bastard is my marionette

It had been awhile when she last saw him. She remembered vividly the day they parted. Myra was glad to have signed those papers but it didn't change the facts that she was afraid of him. Although he had never done anything remotely hostile to her or ever been unkind, shivers ran down her spine. He looked the same. Stoic, expressionless and handsome as ever. But he just was't Myra's cup of tea.

At that time, I had just lost my job, was so broke I could barely afford food, and the few crumpled bills left in my wallet seemed to be fighting each other. Just then, I spotted a job ad for a hotel doorman with the enticing words: “High pay, easy work, free meals, and lodging!” I felt a surge of excitement—being a doorman? Just standing by the door and greeting people? That’s easy! But on my first day, I realized this place was a total nightmare. Each guest was scarier than the last! Some wore all black with daggers on their belts, others walked in with sunglasses and hats pulled low, and one guy even carried a black bag, from which a few shell casings casually fell out. And wait, what’s up with the blood-soaked guy in a hockey mask…

Jiang Chen, once an illustrious celestial scholar, is stripped of his divine status and cast into the mortal realm for his insatiable arrogance and dangerous curiosity. His memories are sealed away, leaving behind only scattered fragments of celestial wisdom. Forced into a humble existence as the owner of a small tea house in a remote village, his every word inadvertently carries the weight of divine truth. As wandering cultivators, scheming sects, and covert deities begin to notice these profound insights, Jiang Chen finds himself at the center of a long-forgotten prophecy.Unbeknownst to him, his destiny—and that of the entire cultivation world—teeters on the edge of chaos and redemption.

In the World of Wu, a retired immortal was enjoying his carefree life and refused Ascension to become one with the Heavens. Unfortunately, since he angered the Will of Heaven, he was given the task to protect the world from evil at all costs. Thus... "What the hell?! You sent a Celestial Beast just to attack my sect?!" Shen Mo didn't bother to be polite with the Will of Heaven leisurely sipping tea in front of him. "Hehe, will you give up now and enter Ascension so you can be the next Heavenly Emperor?" Will of Heaven asked with a cheeky smile. She will do her best to corner the hope of gods.

Is it normal to be liked by specters? is it okay to have tea time with a banshee? How about an evil spirit as a tutor of hell?

Daily dose of my personal yapping. The title was suggested by my keybord, I almost choked on my tea.

A 20-years old boy transmigrated into the female-dominated novel world, But not as a protagonist nor as the main villain.  He transmigrated as the green tea boyfriend of the main female CEO heroine and will become the first target of the protagonist of this novel. Alex was scared for his life. In the novel, it's impossible to defeat the son of luck. When he was helpless, the golden finger exclusive for travelers came. [Ding! The Female Raider System is being loaded.] Alex was excited thinking that he doesn't need to go close to a high cold female CEO but the system tells him different things. [Ding! As long as the host raids the heroines and increases their affection, the Host will receive heaven-defying rewards.] So his journey as green tea/White lotus raiding began.  Ohh here is Discord Server Link : https://discord.com/invite/bCgvFWC3Ka (Photo is his, not mine. If the owner doesn't want it, I can remove it.)

Chen Han was a genius and hard-working boy. When he defeated a young master of a prominent family, he was attacked in retaliation. His dantian was shattered and he fell into the abyss. He was reshaped by a mysterious entity with the true spirit of his life, and he cultivated the techniques of the Peerless Heart. With peerless mentality and supreme combat skills, he fought fiercely in the world, swept the six lower realms, and galloped across the three higher realms. When countless treasures of heaven and earth, divine weapons and sharp weapons are in the bag, when countless beautiful women return to the harem, and when countless strong men are completely annihilated, this vast world would be under my feet!