Karate Baka

"At kanino 'yang damit na 'yan ha miss? Sa bwisit bang waitress na 'yan? Ayaw ko niyan, baka saan pa galing 'yan. 'Di bale na lang," bwisit na bwisit at nandidiri kong sabi kay dumb waitress habang tinuturo ang isa pang walang hiyang waitress. "Ang arte naman. Akala mo naman maganda." "What? May sinasabi ka ba stupid waitress?" mataray kong tanong dito dahil bumubulong-bulong pa ito na ikinainis ko ulit. Posible kayang may mabuong pangmatagalan kung sa bar mismo ang lahat ay pansamantala lamang?

"Ayoko Mama! Dito lang ako. 'Tsaka Ma, sino 'yang bestfriend mong 'yan? Baka patayin din ako tulad ng ginawa mo sa akin kanina Mama," mariing tutol ko sa gusto ni Mama. "No, Dos. That's final. Nakausap ko na siya kanina at nagkasundo na kami. Ihahatid ka bukas ni Aya doon. Huwag kang mag-alala, mabait 'yon basta matino ka," sabay ngisi sa akin ni Mama. Ano kayang naghihintay kay Dos sa mansion kasama ang babaeng magpapatino sa kanya?

Nielsen Emmanuel Mercado is a typical teen ager who fell in love to a beautiful and sweet girl Alyanna Maine Guererro. Despite of a very young age, they fell in love and did everything just to protect their relationship. Pero lahat ng nagmamahal ay dumadaan sa pagsubok at nasasaktan.Hindi mo masasabing nagmahal ka kung hindi ka nasaktan. Ilang beses ng sinubok ang kanilang relasyon at sa bawat pagsubok na ito ay naroon ang takot na baka sa susunod ay hindi na nila mapagtagumpayan kaya sa huli gumawa sila ng paraan para ma~secure ang relasyon nila na iniingatan nila mula pa sa pagkabata. At kung kailan pa na inakala nila na maayos na ang lahat saka pa sila nagkahiwalay ng tuluyan. May forever pa ba sila? Do first love never ever dies? All I know is that a part of me is still owned by you....( Lainhel )

(BOYS' LOVE) When Tai Yang, a young, handsome yet introverted scientist gets hauled into one of the alternate Universes (by a dog-eared man claiming that staying on Earth would kill him), four things become especially clear. One: his black belt in karate is useless against the strange, magical, anime-looking spells of the alternate world. Two: he needs to stop getting lured into human birdcages even if there is 4-ply toilet paper in them. Three, Prince Li Jun is an asshole on Earth and in the alternate universe too! Desperately trying to return to his world, Tai Yang manages to escape several times. The problem? He keeps bringing the annoying Prince back to Earth with him where another Li Jun already exists! And after a while, it seems Prince Li Jun has gotten too fond of having him as a personal bird-cage advisor to let him escape to Earth easily, making Tai Yang's life even harder. But his behavior starts to change; why? Is Li Jun really only keeping him around for relationship advice? Or does the late-night sight-seeing, and attempts to make him immortal mean something? What do the close proximities, hand-holding, and stares mean? The fourth thing that becomes clear to Tai Yang is that he has to disappear before he actually falls for that narcissistic Prince who seems to have no intention of catching him. ...Or does he? Join Tai Yang to find out!

အရင်က နတ်ဘုရားတစ်ပါးအဖြစ် တည်ရှိခဲ့တဲ့ Lord Ehivia ဆိုတဲ့ နတ်ဘုရားတစ်ပါး, နတ်ဘုရားအဖြစ်နှစ်ပေါင်း မရီတွက်နိုင်အောင် တည်ရှိပီးနောက်မာ နောက်တစ်ခါ လူအဖြစ် မွေးဖွားဖို့ဆုံးဖြတ်လိုက်ပါတယ် လူအဖြစ်မွေးဖွားလာရာမာ အခြားသက်ရှိတွေလို မှော်, ချီစွမ်း‌အား, Energy, တစ်ခုမှမသုံးသော ကြောင့် အခြားသူတွေရဲ့ အထင်သေးခံရပါတယ် ဒါပေမယ့် သူဟာ အရင်က နတ်ဘုရားတစ်ပါးဖြစ်ခဲ့တာကြောင့် ထိုအသိဉာဏ်နဲ့ (ကောင်းချီး) "Blessings" ‌နဲ့ "Devine protection" တွေရရှိထားတာကိုတော့ မသိကြပါဘူး နတ်ဘုရားတစ်ပါး နတ်သက်ချွတ်ပြီး လူအဖြစ် ဘယ်လိုမျိုးရှင်သန်သွားမလဲဆိုတာဖတ်ရမာပါ Author : @kaizn_kaze : lazy baka writing by device - 2024, Nov 30, Tecno Spark 20 C (alert : haven't wrote novels before) (alert² : There would be no Arts- not sure)

In the year 2147, humanity has mastered the ultimate technological breakthrough: Rebirth Technology, a system capable of resurrecting the greatest warriors of history at their peak. Legends such as Bruce Lee, Muhammad Ali, and Mas Oyama now walk the earth once more, their mastery of combat reshaping the world. Martial arts is no longer just a discipline—it is the very foundation of power, economy, and society. At the pinnacle of this martial world stands the Rebirth Council, an enigmatic organization controlling who gets reincarnated and who remains forgotten. They ensure that only those loyal to their agenda are brought back, creating an imbalance that suppresses innovation and keeps the modern fighters in the shadows of the past. Mudo Ryun, a street fighter from the slums of Neo-Seoul, has never had the luxury in life. Growing up in a world where the strong dictate the fate of the weak, Ryun has relied on grit, instinct, and an uncanny ability to adapt to survive. However, when he defeats a high-ranking fighter in an underground tournament, his life changes forever. In the heat of battle, a mysterious Combat System awakens within him—a system that allows him to analyze and replicate the techniques of his opponents, unlocking a path to rival even the reborn legends. As Ryun rises through the ranks, he finds himself crossing paths with the greatest warriors of all time. Bruce Lee, the embodiment of speed, philosophy, and innovation in combat. Muhammad Ali, a charismatic and calculating strategist with a flair for showmanship. Mas Oyama, a stoic and unyielding master of Kyokushin Karate. In a world where the legends of the past overshadow the warriors of the present, Ryun must not only fight for his place among them but also decide what it means to forge his own legacy. Will he stand as a beacon of change, or will the weight of history crush him? The clash between tradition and innovation as Ryun challenges the dominance of the reborn legends. The moral dilemmas of power, as the Council’s secrets unravel and the true price of reincarnation is revealed. An underdog’s journey to greatness, as Ryun learns to balance his raw talent with the responsibility of wielding the Combat System. In Legends Reborn: The Combat System, the stage is set for an epic tale of action, philosophy, and rebellion. Will the past forever dictate the future, or will one fighter break the cycle?

“Eversince i was born i never felt loved.Do i even deserve love?” These were the last words of Yuri before she died in a car accident after having a huge fight with her parents. But she never knew that she would be reincarnated into a world full of magic.The world was no different from hers yet it was different. Now reborned as a baby she is having trouble adjusting in the world. will her new parents be good or not. That was her first question….. But what do you think will happen to her once she get to know that she is gonna witness a life worse than her past. what would she do if she gets to know that she is actually fated to die??? A story of pitiful girl but is she really pitiful or the world’s strongest sorcerer?? Read to find out The baddass character you ever read.

The story centres around a group of eight American teenagers who are sent to a karate school in China with no explanation from their families. They soon discover that they are being trained to fight a war, one that originated with their parents and one that they have no choice but to continue.Meanwhile, someone is kidnapping and brainwashing selected New York students from the school to break the preparation for the war. Others disappear and do not return.The eight teenagers train hard, knowing they face a long road ahead, one on which the future of their families depends.

"Pardon, ken ik u?" - Harris Rynold "I just love you the way you smile." - Airish Humaira Mengisahkan tentang seorang gadis muda polos yang bernama Nur Airish Humaira mahu mencari apa erti kehidupan padanya. Airish ingin mengharungi liku-liku kehidupan demi mencari cinta sejatinya. Namun dia memiliki personaliti Introvert, iaitu seorang yang pendiam menyebabkan dia sulit mencari kawan apatah lagi teman istimewa. Tetapi, adakah benar lelaki sejati wujud? Adakah benar-benar ada lelaki yang akan mencintainya seadanya? Tengku Harris Rynold, seorang jejaka tampan kacukan Belanda, pulang ke Malaysia selepas sekian lama berada di Amsterdam. Harris bertemu dengan Airish secara tidak sengaja di lapangan terbang dan terjadi suatu insiden yang memalukan di antara mereka. Airish terus berusaha melarikan diri daripadanya. Disangkakan panas sampai ke petang, rupanya hujan di tengahari. Takdir mempertemukan mereka lagi dalam keadaan tidak diduga, namun entah mengapa semakin Airish mengelak, semakin Harris mendekat. "You have to marry me, but this is the contracted marriage only." - Harris Rynold Disebalik sikap dingin Harris, terselit sifat prihatin yang mendalam terhadap Airish namun dia tidak menyedarinya. "Sebab aku dah jatuh cinta dekat kau, baka!" - Airish Humaira "Airish, verlaat mij niet..." - Harris Rynold Namun, adakah kebahagiaan menjadi milik mereka? Pelbagai cabaran dan halangan terus menanti mereka. Mengapa Airish berasa seolah dia seperti seorang 'Cinderella' yang dicari oleh sang putera untuk memulangkan kembali kasutnya? Apakah Airish berjaya menemui cinta sejatinya? Temui jawapan kamu dalam bacalah novel ini :)

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Siya ay isa sa mga kinatatakutan, iniingatan na makabangga ng nakararami. Walang sinuman ang pwedeng lumapit at makahawak sa kanya kung ito ay walang pahintulot niya. Siya ay walang iba kundi si Skyler Jenn Ross, the daughter of a former assassin slash bodyguard, and her mother was from an influential and wealthy family known by the name, Hamiltons. She has everything: wealth, luxury, fame, beauty, talent, and smartness. She gets everything she wants. But despite everything she has, it seems that there is still something missing. She is still looking for that something magical feeling that she has never felt in her failed relationships, 'Love'. Hanggang sa makilala niya si Felicia Dizon, isang anak ng mangingisda, nagmula sa isang mahirap na pamilya, kapos sa buhay, walang maayos at magarang kasuotan, kabaliktaran sa buhay na meron siya. Si Felicia na nga ba ang una at ang huling babae na magpapatibok sa puso ni Skyler? Sa magkaibang mundo na kinalakihan nila, magiging komportable kaya sila sa isa't isa? Paano kung pati personality nila ay magkaiba, magkakasundo rin kaya silang dalawa? --- WARNING: MATURE CONTENT | R -18 P. S - Bawal sa mga madaling maakit, baka kasi makarami!

Matayog ang pangarap ni Zairah para sa pamilya niyang naiwan sa probinsiya kaya pursigido siyang magtrabaho. At the age of twenty-eight, she had taken many jobs with various companies in Manila. She already works part-time at a resto-bar in BGC in the evening and works as a cartoonist in the morning. She had to work hard for her three younger siblings, who were still studying. Until she heard that her parents had mortgaged their farmland to a well-known family in their town; the Villa Acosta family. Dahil malapit na itong ma-remata sa pamilyang pinagkakautangan, kailangan niyang makahanap ng paraan. Isang lalaki ang nakikilala niya mula sa sinasakyan niyang bus patungo sa kaniyang part-time job. A man named Raven who claims to be an attorney will offer her a part-time job. Noong una, ayaw niyang kausapin ang lalaki dahil baka modus lang ito at mabiktima siya. Eventually, it turned out to be fine at all. She had to work with a rich man named Zack Kraven and give all her wishes to be his part-timer. Tatanggapin kaya ni Zairah ang alok ng estranghero kapalit ng malaking halagang ibabayad sa kaniya? What if she falls in love with a crippled billionaire named Zack?

Maru excused herself to the stranger. "Wait," pigil nito. "You don't look okay. Your lips are pale," pansin nito sa labi niya. Wala sa sariling napahawak siya sa kanyang labi. "Must be my nude lipstick," kaila niya. "Excuse me, Sir, pero kailangan ko na pong bumalik sa trababo." Magalang na aniya at inalis ang pagkakahawak nito sa kanyang kaliwang braso. Maging ito ay nagulat na nakahawak pala ito sa kanya. Ngunit bago pa siya makalayo ay tuluyan siyang bumuwal at bumangga sa dibdib nito. Umiikot na ang paningin niya at sigurado siyang hindi na niya kayang lumakad o kumilos mag-isa. Marahas na napamura ang lalaki at naramdaman na lamang niyang umangat ang kanyang mga paa sa sahig. Binuhat na siya nito at hindi na siya nakatanggi pa lalo na nang lumapat ang mukha niya sa matipunong dibdib nito. Hindi rin sinasadyang nasamyo niya ang panlalaking amoy nito na humahalo sa amoy ng alak. "Ang bango mo," wala sa sariling pansin niya rito. Mas lalo niyang binaon ang mukha sa dibdib nito Marahas itong suminghap at bahagyang dumiin ang pagkakahawak sa kanya. "Don't move too much. Baka mahulog ka," matigas ang tinig na sambit nito.

Karya original buatan saya, kalau anda bosan, silahkan mampir... Wang Cai, Kaisar Surgawi, yang bertarung dengan para Iblis berakhir dengan kemenangan, dia telah berhasil membunuh Dewa Iblis, Mo Shen. Namun, Wang Cai berakhir mati karena tak sanggup menahan luka yang diberikan oleh Dewa Iblis. "Walaupun aku mati, aku tidak memiliki penyesalan sama sekalipun, karena aku telah berhasil membuat dunia ini menjadi dunia yang damai... aku berharap aku bisa tenang di alam baka..." batin Wang Cai lalu menghembuskan nafas terakhirnya. Wang Cai lalu membuka matanya, ia lalu terkejut saat melihat dirinya berada di suatu tempat yang tak dikenalinya. Dia lalu sadar bahwa dirinya telah bereinkarnasi, saat ia melihat pemandangan yang damai di langit, ia memutuskan untuk hidup dengan normal di dunia itu. Sayangnya, masih banyak orang-orang yang sama yang ia lihat di kehidupan sebelumnya. Yaitu orang dengan seni beladiri, namun di dunia itu, mereka menyebutnya teknik para kultivator. Alhasil, Wang Cai mempelajari hal-hal tersebut dan juga mencoba untuk beradaptasi di dunia itu. Dari situlah, Wang Cai, akan memulai perjalanannya untuk mencapai keabadian dengan berjalan di jalan Taoisme!

Jin Konoe, that's my name. I'm still in my second year of high school. Except of my black belt in karate and proficiency in some other martial arts, I don't really have anything special to be note of. My looks is above average, my body is muscular, I love playing games and reading novels. If you ignore the fact that I killed someone before, I can be considered as an athletic looking student which is not that uncommon either. One day though, I accidentally found a glowing card in my backyard and after picking it up, I ended being involved into a life and death game that involve the entire universe. After being involved in this game, I found out about many things that I never thought would exist and I decided to start paving my own path to survive in this game. _____________________________ Hello guys, I'm still learning how to write properly so forgive me if there any mistakes on the spelling and grammar. The cover art is generated using AI app

Summary ANG KALYE_SERYE NI DONNA Kung kayo ang papipiliin, ano ang ideal o dream ninyong eksena na mangyari kapag dumating iyong pagkakataon na makikilala ninyo pala ang Soulmate o ang Meant To Be ninyo? Kung si Madonna Celine Chen ang inyong tatanungin baka maloka kayo sa ideal o dream niyang eksena, kaya lang ang problema mailap o hindi pa ma-reach ang dream niyang Happy Ending. Pero dahil ang Theme Song ng buhay ng ating bida ay "I Will Survive" kaya hayun abang-abang pa rin ang ating bida pagdating sa Pag-ibig. Isa siyang Video Blogger. Mahilig siyang i-record ang mga magagandang pangyayari sa kanyang buhay, maging ang mga pananaw at mga natututunan niya mula sa kanyang iba't-ibang mga karanasan at ibinabahagi ito sa ibang tao. Ang hindi alam ng ating bida malapit na niyang makilala ang lalakeng muling magpapalundag ng kanyang Puso nang dahil sa tuwa, sa kilig, sa nerbiyos at kung ano-ano pang emosyon. Pati kaya ito ay maisasama niya sa mga karanasan na ibabahagi sa ibang tao? Sa kalye magsisimula ang lahat.....

Seorang cewek bernama Almira Anggraini yang merupakan atlet karate nasional tiba-tiba saja bertransmigrasi ke dunia novel yang akhir-akhir ini sedang viral di sekolahnya. "Gue harus kembali, gue ga punya waktu buat main drama percintaan yang ada di novel ini." teriak Almira sebelum ia menjatuhkan dirinya sendiri dari atap sekolah nya. Karena ia pikir jika ia m*ti maka ia bisa kembali ke dunia asalnya. Namun, sebuah suara yang entah berasal darimana berbicara dengan Almira. "Dasar gila!!! ga peduli berapa kali lo bunuh diri, lo tetep gabisa balik ke dunia asal lo!!!" Ujar suara tak kasat mata itu. "Percaya lah disini bukan lo doang yang lagi nyelametin gue, tapi gue juga lagi nyelametin lo!!!" Lanjut suara itu lagi dengan dingin.

Jee Hee, a multi billionaire and the CEO of Geumsaeg company. He inherited the company from his father. But the worse part of him is that he is very lazy and arrogant. He wakes up late all the time and always get to work late. No one dares wake him up from bed. He father has done all he could to get him married maybe he would change when he has a family of his own but his efforts were all in vain because Jee Hee finds no interest in ladies. Goo Hara, a Karate fighter, was employed by Jee Hee's father as Jee Hee's PA. How will Goo Hara handle Jee Hee's stubborn and arrogant behavior? Will she accomplish her mission of changing him within one month? Let's find out, we have a lot to laugh about. EXCERPT Goo Hara walked into Jee Hee’s room. She met him on his bed wrapped under his blanket, he was still sleeping and the time was already 7:30 am. Jee Hee’s maids told Goo Hara that Jee Hee wakes up latest 1pm. Goo Hara felt irritated about it. She woke him up with an alarm, something no one has never tried to do. Jee Hee got furious with the sounds that kept ringing in his ears but he was very lazy to stand up from bed instead he yelled at her. "How dare you walk into my room and wake me up with an alarm foolish maid? You are fired!" He said, unknown to him that it was Goo Hara. "Good morning sir, it's time to get up from bed." Goo Hara said confidently. Jee Hee rose up immediately with anger as he was so ready to hit her. He stood up to see the maid that had the guts to wake him up with an alarm but was extremely shocked to see the lady that was wandering in his house yesterday. "Have you gone crazy? Ya! I saw you yesterday. I thought you came to deliver something, what are you still doing in my house? And what guts do you have to wake me up from sleep?" Jee Hee screamed angrily. "My name is Goo Hara, your father employed me as your PA." Goo Hara smiled. "How could he do that without my consent? Well, I don't need you so get your freaky ass out of my room now." Jee Hee shouted but Goo Hara remained in the same spot. "Are you deaf? I will get you out myself." Jee Hee moved toward to drag her out but she was fast enough to grab his hand then twisted it to his back. Jee Hee felt the pain, he was so surprised that a lady was strong enough to handle him for the first time in his entire life. He tried to release himself but he couldn't, he was left with no choice than to groan out. "Aigoo! Please release my hand. I will do whatever you want." He pleaded in pain. Good Hara gave him a straight look. "Master, I want you to prepare for work now!" She instructed. "I will. Please, release my hand. I don't know my father could do this to me. He wants to kill me." Jee Hee said in pain. After much plea from him, Goo Hara released his hand. "Ahhhhh! My hand hurts, what kind of a lady are?" Jee Hee asked as his nursed his hand. "You have just 20 minutes to be out of this room. If not, you’d have to face my rot." Goo Hara threatened. Those words sounded funny to him that he burst into laughter. He couldn't get himself together to think that a lady was the one threatening him. "You think I fear you?" He tried to hold Goo Hara's hand but she quickly kicked his kneel and he fell down flat on the bed. She moved toward him then raised her hand to punch him but he cried out immediately. "Please, don't beat me, I will do what you want me to do." He panicked. "You have 15 minutes all else I will treat your fuck up." She threatened again. "I will get prepared now, I'm sorry ma'am." He said in fear. "Good! Get up now." Jee Hee got up and walked into his bathroom immediately. "You are crazy!" Jee Hee shouted from the bathroom. "Wow! Remain in the bathroom forever cus' if you come out consider yourself dead!" She snapped back at him.

It all started with a 'Hi Miss!' Until followed by many messages that until now I still do not reply. "Ms. Author, kumain kana?" "Ms. Author, ingat sa buong araw ha, mamahalin pa kita." "Ms. Sing ganda ng mga libro mo ang magiging love story natin." "Ms. Huwag ng tumingin sa iba ha, baka tuluyan kang madapa at mahulog....sakin." "Ms. I'll introduce myself to you soon so just wait, okay?" "By the way, I'm your future wife." --- Like, who the hell is she?! Pina-prank lang ba ako nito?! For almost a year? Wala ba siyang ibang magawa sa araw-araw? Ang lala yata ng tama sa utak kaya napakalakas din ng trip sa buhay. Every day, I always wonder who this woman really is. She's obviously one of my readers. And the annoying thing is, I think my brain cells are running out of thoughts of why she had to send me nonsense messages every day. Argh! So I hired a private investigator to find her. I want her to stop as soon as possible because if she doesn't.... I might end up falling for her. AND THIS IS ALL HER FAULT!!

Feng is an only child and raised to be an independent type of girl, her parents are both working in the Legal field, not to mention her father works as the Attorney General while her mother is a Chief Legal Officer of a Big and well known corporation. And so her father forced her to grow as a tough woman who knew a lot of professional and competitive sports such as Auto Sports, Target Archery, Shooting including combat martial arts like Brazilian jiu-jitsu, fencing, full contact karate, arnis and Wu shu.. Her father thinks she might needed those skills one day., atleast she can protect herself alone. But the fate is really playful, they blessed with a good wealth and a happy family but their family destined to be broken.. because of her parent's field of work, made to have their one foot in the grave. It happens, her mother discover an illegal transaction from one of the company's trusted people where she is working, without the will of his Great Big Boss and became the witness of it.. when her husband knows it, he knew that her wife is in danger.. but it is too late.. Before Gen.Xin tries to flee his family away on somewhere safe.. their mansion, already rained by the bullets.. That was the repetitive nightmare for Feng Xin..the life she never wanted to have and that's the reason why she is eager to find an answer and give justice for her parents.. she will do anything to achieve it.. could she do it alone???

Tak semua takdir dapat dirubah termasuk nyawa seseorang. Azura Jung yang harusnya sudah dicabut nyawanya justru masih diberikan kesempatan untuk memiliki nyawanya karena Malaikat maut alias Madesh yang jatuh cinta kepadanya. Madesh yang jatuh cinta pada pandangan pertama pada Azura berani melawan titah Raja Neraka sehingga ia menculik dan menyembunyikan Azura di alam baka. Azura ketakutan, kebingungan dan tak mengerti kenapa dia dibawa ke tempat yang tak seharusnya. Walaupun Madesh memperlakukan Azura dengan sepenuh hati namun tetap saja Azura enggan bersama dengan sosok yang tak sama dengannya. Sampai pada akhirnya hatinya Azura luluh karena ketulusan Madesh yang mencintainya. Tetapi ketika hubungan cinta mereka tengah bersemi justru Madesh akan mendapatkan hukuman dari Raja Neraka karena telah melanggar aturan. Cinta mereka kembali diuji saat ini. Lalu bagaimana akhir kisah cinta Azura dengan Madesh? Ig : @virlianada19

May isang lalaki na tunay mag Mahal, at sya naman nabibiyaan nang isang maganda na babae nasi itago Natin sa panganal na Nor. At nang dumating ang isang araw sila ay pinag tagpo samay Qiapo manila. Nang nagka kilala sila sa isang araw. Sabi nang lalaki sya ay may pag tingin at parabang gusto na nya asawahin agad2x si Nor. Sabi ne nor pwede kaso di pako handa sa ganyan Baka magalit ang MGA magulang ko. Sabi nang lalaki na ok lang lahat gagawin ko upang ipakita sa kanila na mahal kita at handa kitang pakasalan kahit ako ay anak mahirap lamang. Sabi nang babae pag iisipan ko. Drabe ang tapang nang lalaki agad2x pakasal na. Yun ang tunay na pag mamahal at tunay an lalaki.

Solving mysteries and fighting monsters. Protecting people, magic and mundie alike. That's the job of the Horner PIs, a group that fights and helps the hidden paranormal - and are a little paranormal themselves. *** Danny Rye has been able to see and talk to ghosts for as long as he can remember, but for most of his life, it was more of a curse than a blessing. Margot Queensbury has strange psychic powers, and while they do come in handy, she prefers to rely on her karate skills. Jake Tassel-Chastain is a genius at combining modern technology with magic and the paranormal - he's also bound to a mysterious dark power that he really doesn't like talking about. In the sleepy town of Wolfden, Montanta, the Horners pick up a fourth member: Camila Castillo, a bonafide and powerful witch. Together, they travel the country in Margot's old van, helping whoever (and whatever) they can, solving mysteries, keeping secrets, and finding a family amongst each other. But of course, things are brewing in the paranormal world, plots and schemes from powerful people, and our ragtag twenty-somethings will undoubtedly get wrapped up in it all. Follow the Horner PIs as they go up against mages and demons, werewolves and vampires, fairies, ghosts, and plain old humans, all while doing their best to stick together and unravel their own pasts. *** This is the first "book" (novella, really) of my Horner Paranormal series, which was inspired by media like Supernatural, Paranorman, Coraline, Practical Magic, X-Files, and Ghostbusters. For future installments and other fun stuff, check out my Patreon! THIS STORY IS OR WILL BE PUBLISHED ON: Patreon, Tumblr, Wattpad, Tapas, Webnovel, Royal Road, Fiction Press, and Inkitt.

Untuk aku, adik laki-lakiku yang bernama Ricky itu, adalah sesuatu yang berharga bagi hidupku. Kalau diibaratkan benda, Ricky itu adalah sebuah permata berlian 24 karat seberat setengah kilogram yang harus dijaga dan dilindungi. Ribuan personel TNI--baik AU, AD, maupun AL--rela aku kerahkan untuk menjaga benda paling diincar itu. Agak berlebihan memang, namun itulah yang aku rasakan. Sudah bertahun-tahun aku berpisah dengannya dan tidak disangka-sangka saat aku kembali, dia sudah tumbuh besar dan semakin tampan. Aku ingin sekali memeluknya dan mencium-ciumnya sama seperti apa yang aku lakukan saat kami masih kecil. Tapi kenapa dia malah menjauh? Wajahnya selalu memerah setiap aku memanjakannya. Malu kah? Atau mungkin jijik? Yah, apapun itu sudah membuatku senang dengan ekspresi baru itu. Aku dapat kabar kalau dia sedang jatuh cinta dengan teman sekelasnya. Apa itu benar? Kalau benar, aku tidak akan membiarkan itu terjadi! Dia masih terlalu muda untuk mempunyai kekasih dan aku menjadi orang pertama yang menolak dengan keras hubungan itu walau kedua orang tuaku mendukungnya untuk memiliki kekasih. Kenapa tidak kakak saja yang mencarikan kekasih untukmu? Aku yakin kamu tidak akan menyesal dengan pilihanku ini! Cerita yang mengisahkan tentang kakak-beradik yang tinggal di keluarga serba berkecukupan. Cerita yang mengisahkan tentang betapa cintanya Sang Kakak kepada adiknya yang sudah bertahun-tahun ia tinggalkan untuk menempuh pendidikan dan meraih mimpi. Cerita yang mengisahkan tentang betapa malu dan jengkelnya Sang Adik kepada kakaknya karena kelakuannya yang menganggapnya sebagai anak kecil. Melihat Sang Kakak bersifat kelewat batas seperti itu, akankah Sang Adik bisa memiliki kekasih yang ia idamkan? A Love For My Little Brother

Kei, the 4th Son of the Earl of Ravencourt and self-proclaimed "handsome young master," is an eccentric person that likes to do what he does best; to wreck havoc wherever he goes! With the continent of Eleison in turmoil and in dire need of heroes; will Kei and his companions, the Legendary Baka Warriors, rise up to answer the call? Or will they add to the chaos and make the situation more dire? ------------------------------------- Meet and greet some of the aspiring authors of Webnovels. Join us on discord! https://discord.gg/sBHSFVm P.S I would like to thank Kana for giving me permission to use the cover. More power to you! I would also like to extend my sincerest thanks to RedPandaChick for going out of her way to help me edit my story even though she's very busy with work. Thank you very much for everything!

Mengisahkan 3 jagoan yang menamai diri mereka sebagai Cute Alligators yang terdiri dari Patria si ahli kickboxing, alim dan baik hati, Juju si ahli karate playboy dan wibu akut, dan terakhir Prof. Wans si jenius yang memilki IQ diatas 160 dan memilki kemampuan meracik ramuan yang bisa menambah kekuatan kedua sahabatnya. Mereka selalu kompak dan solid dalam menghadapi musuh mereka yaitu Kill Rabbits. Namun pada suatu ketika kekompakan mereka mulai goyah karna kehadiran wanita cantik yang mampu membuat mereka jatuh cinta, wanita itu bernama Queen Salsa, yang memilki nama asli Marpuah Bolecuria. Dia adalah wanita jahat bertompel suruhan dari geng Kill Rabbits untuk menggoda para member Cute Alligators. Kill Rabbits sendiri terdiri dari Didi Blue, sebagai ketua geng dan memiliki kekuatan aneh yang berasal dari planet Neptunus, Qimons adalah member kedua yang memiliki kekuatan tentakel yang bearsal dari mutasi gen gurita, dan kekuatan mereka didukung oleh Prof. Rudolf yang seorang ilmuan handal namun memilkii kelemahan yang parah, yaitu paling tidak bisa melihat wanita cantik dan seksi. Lalu mampukah Cute Alligators melawan Kill Rabbits? Yuk simak kelanjutannya disini.

pls support baka-tsuki.org also I steal it from there cause my browser didn't record my history so I put in here i will remove it here if they ask too... Magika No Kenshi To Shoukan Maou (魔技科の剣士と召喚魔王) is a Japanese light novel series written by Mihara Mitsuki (三原みつき) and illustrated by CHuN which is published by MF Bunko J (Media Factory). Because of a Diva governing summoning Magic awarding a stigma, the Sword Division’s expert – Kazuki entered the National Knight’s Academy’s Magic Division. Even though he should be honing the sword skills inherited from Hayashizaki-Ryuu, Kazuki began his unsure Magic training in the Magic Division, which was filled with girls. As Kazuki’s sister, Kanae, the current student president of Sword Division, was extremely unsatisfied about Kazuki entering Magic Division to study. And the Magic Division Student President was overly close to Kazuki made Kanae extremely unhappy——? Kazuki stands inside the crevice between the two conflicting Student Presidents! With the proof of a Summon Magic User – Stigma, the academy’s battle arena targeting both Sword and Magic, is about to begin——!!

"p-please stop!.... d-don't do this!". pagmamakaawa ko sa lalaking pilit na ibinabangon ang mga kasamahan kong bagsak na at duguan upang tiyaking hindi na ito humihinga *he's crazy!!* "oh look at you miyuki! hirap na hirap kana... nakakaawa ka naman...(pout)". nasisiraan na talaga sya ng bait nagagawa nyang pagpalit palitin yung emosyon nya sa isang saglit lang. "panoorin mo kung papaano kong torturin ang mga walang malay na katawan ng pinakamalalapit mong tauhan miyuki! panoorin mo!". bakas ang galit sa boses nyang turan habang paulit ulot na minumurder ang mga walang may na katawan ng kasamahan ko. pag ako nakatayo dito dimo na masisilayan ang araw piste ka!! "i-i said... stop!!". pilit kong ibinangon ang sarili ko upang pigilan sya ngunit sadyang nanghihina na ang mga tuhod ko. "relax miyuki susunod kana HAHAHAHA hayaan mo muna ako! sinisiguro ko lang na wala ng humihinga sa mga toh pagkatapos ay ikaw naman(smirk)".kinilabutan ako sa ginawa nyang pag ngisi nayon nakakatakot sya. "you... dumbass! just fuck'n stop or i'll kill you bitch".pilit pinapalakas ang loob na turan ko habang dinidiinan ang mga salitang binibitiwan. oho... god! please hel me! i don't wanna die here please! please help me! he's crazy. "oh i'm scared!! huhuhuhu..... psh HAHAHAHA sa tingin mo matatakot ako sayo? stupid! naaalala mo paba yung ginawa mo sa mga tauhan ko dati? ganitong ganito yon".humila sya sa isa sa mga kasamahan kong nakahandusay at akala mo action star na pinag susuntok, pinagsisipa at tinuhod tuhod yon. "sinabi ng itigil mo yan abnormal kang bwiset ka!!" "AHAHAHAHA miyuki naman galit na galit? tsss.... alama mo ba yung bakit nangyayare toh? kasi nga... mga tanga kayo" nag init ang ulo ko ng sabihin nya yung salitang *tanga* sa lahat ng ayaw ko ay yung sinasabihan ako ng tanga. "bobo ka ba? nangyare toh dahil mga bakla kayo! kalalaki nyong tao patalikot kayo tumira! hilig nyong kumilos patalikod! mga bakla! mga bading na kaputa putahan!!" agad na nagbago ang emosyon nyang kanina ay nakangisi na parang abnormal na demonyo ngayon ay seryoso na at nanlilisik ang mga matang nakatingin sa akin. laking gulat ko ng bigla syang lumapit sa akin at tsaka ako sinabunutan. "ano sabi mo?" "bakit ko uulitin? bingi ka ba?!". " mayabang kang talaga!" "a-aahhhhhh" daing ko matapos tumilapon at sampalin nya ako ng pagkakalakas at pabatong ibinagsak sa sahig. "sa nakikita ko ay hindi parin nauubos ang yabang mo kaya naman pahihirapan muna kita bago tapusin (smirk)" nagtayuan ang mga balahibo ko sa mga sinabi nya, natatakot ako.... nanginginig..... kinikilabutan at higit sa lahat ay kinakahan!! a-ayoko pang mamatay!! what am i gonna do?? what am i gonna do?? what am i gonna do??...... "nararamdaman mona ba si kamatayan miyuki? AHAHAHAHAHAHA wag kang mag alala sisiguraduhin kong lasug lasug ang katawan mo sa oras na matagpuan ng pulisya para naman makita ko kung papaanong maghinagpis sa galit ang pinakamamahal mong kuya na si EITHAN ang ang mag asawang AZUMI" luminga linga ako para humanap ng pwedeng ipanlaban sa kaniya at ang bait parin sa akin ng diyos dahil may baril sa gilid ko.. kaya agad akong gumapang palapit sa baril na nasa gilit ko at nanginginig ang mga kamay na ikinasa yon at itinutok sa kanya. "w-wag kang l-lapit ipuoutok ko toh!!". banta ko ngunit ang bahagyang panlalaki ng mata nya sa gulat kanina ay napalitan ng nakakaloko at nakakatakot na ngisi tsaka mas bumilis ang pag lapit sa akin kaya wala akong magawa kung hindi iputok iyon sa ulo nya..... sa mismong ulo nya. kitang kita ko ang pagbagsak ng katawan nya sa harapan ko kaya nakahinga ako ng maluwag tsaka pilit na ikinilos ang katawan papunta sa kitse ko dahil ano mang oras ay darating ang mga pulis. pagkarating ko sa mansiyon ay agad akong sinalubong ng mga katulong at inalalayang makaupo sa sofa. "what the.... y-young l-lady!! young lady wake up". battler "call the ambulance now!".battler yun nalang ang huli kong narinig and everything went black.