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After traveling to a world of cultivators, Su Yu becomes a member of a common cultivation family's collateral branch, with his cultivation talent evolving from remarkably average to an unsurpassable prodigy of the Daoism. With a proficiency panel embedded within him, he defies all limitations of the Spiritual Root and enlightenment, all he needs is to consistently cultivate from nine-to-five to accumulate proficiency and enhance his strength. There are no bottlenecks in his cultivation. After steady growth for many years, the Immortal Realm gains another lord of the eternal Daoism, who even outlives an Immortal Emperor. ... ps: behind the scenes, persistent plot, exciting text, over ten thousand subscriptions.

In a world where most chase wealth and status, Omen stands apart. Once driven by the desire for power, he shifts his ambition towards an audacious goal: omniscience. He realises that to achieve the impossible, he must transform into an impossibility himself. Omen embarks on a harrowing journey, facing unimaginable trials—banishment, imprisonment, enslavement, and even death—in his relentless pursuit of knowledge. Each challenge strips away his humanity while sharpening his resolve, as he learns that true progress emerges when impossibility bends to necessity. But as Omen draws closer to his goal, he must confront the ultimate question: at what cost comes the pursuit of unattainable knowledge, and can he retain his sense of self in a quest to become something beyond human?

Yi Lian was just an ordinary college student—until he woke up in a ruthless cultivation world, trapped in the body of a nameless outer disciple at the lowest rank of a powerful sect. Weak, talentless, and utterly alone, he faces a brutal truth: survive or be forgotten. But fate isn't finished with him yet. The enigmatic Sect Master, Jing Xuan—a woman cloaked in power and mystery—takes him as her disciple. Why him? What does she see that others don’t? When Yi Lian stumbles upon a power older than the heavens themselves, he realizes his arrival was no accident. Shadows stir, ancient forces awaken, and a forgotten war looms on the horizon. A voice, ancient and eternal, whispers through the void, calling him toward a destiny far greater than he ever imagined. The world will break before it bends. To survive, Yi Lian must defy the heavens—or be consumed by the unknown

Rei never expected his life to end in such an absurd way—getting hit by a granat during the great war. But what shocked him even more was waking up inside that very game he played since high school! There was just one huge problem… He wasn’t the protagonist, nor a side character—he was someone who never even existed in the game! At an academy for aspiring heroes, Rei quickly realizes he is the weakest student. But in a world filled with monsters and looming destruction, giving up is not an option. Armed with his knowledge of the game and a mysterious system granting him the powers of a Hero Rider, Rei embarks on his journey to grow stronger. Unfortunately, his system isn’t perfect—every ability comes with strict limitations! With the world heading toward doom, can he overcome his restrictions and become a true hero? Stat rank: F:0/100 E:1/100 E+:4/100 D-: 8/100 D: 12/100 D+: 16/100 C-: 20/100 C: 24/100 C+: 28/100 B-: 32/100 B: 36/100 B+: 40/100 A-: 44/100 A: 48/100 A+: 52/100 A++: 56/100 A+++: 60/100 S: 100/100

The World ended in fires and screams. Civilization fell, Entire Cities got wiped out. Survival is the only law left in a world filled with monsters. Ethan doesn't believe in miracles-only in bullets,blades and the will to live on. But when Ethan stumbles upon a frail girl who shouldn't have survived this long then everything changes. She knows something the monsters fear. And now Ethan has a choice- Either to stay the lone wolf that he has always been or be part of something bigger. Mercy is a weakness in a world where Gods are long dead. But maybe-just maybe there's hope, If He is willing to bleed for it.

When Ayane Fujiwara — heir to a powerful conglomerate — faces death during a brutal terrorist attack, a mysterious stranger emerges from the shadows to save her. His abilities defy the very laws of reality: bullets freeze mid-air, and enemies collapse as if struck by an invisible force. This life-changing moment shatters her perception of the world. Beneath the surface of ordinary life lies a hidden realm filled with shamans, curses, and arcane power beyond imagination. Yet the illusion of safety soon crumbles. Across the globe, dark portals begin to appear, unleashing nightmare-born monstrosities upon humanity. As a cataclysmic war looms between magic and reality, the survival of the world hangs by a thread. Now, Ayane must make an impossible choice — embrace the dangerous truth of her newfound destiny or perish alongside the crumbling past. The game has only just begun.

He chose her out of curiosity, and she chose him for a good sleep. In this one-year hidden marriage, they agreed to take what they needed and have only pleasure without love. But the reality was that he was very domineering. He could bully her, but if anyone else did the same, they would face severe consequences. Many people felt sorry for him and thought that she didn't deserve him. However, they discovered that her real identities were stunning and extraordinary. She was a genius hacker, a skilled miracle doctor, and even a deadly ghost... Now, people felt sorry for her. How could an astonishing woman like her marry a disabled man? Suddenly, a man who had been in a wheelchair for several years stood up and revealed the business empire he had built during those years. Later on, people started to envy the couple's talent and beauty. While the heavens favored them, she suddenly realized that in his heart, she was nothing more than a substitute... Love was just like poison hidden in sugar. If you believe in it, you lose...

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

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A boy Named Ray age 18 thought that he got betrayed by the girl who was his girlfriend but it was not the Bus crash and they both met God and Reincarnated in Another world and our he became and son of aristocrat as Hiroki Aldenridge and the the misunderstanding didn't solve and he gets an ancient power of a....what will be their fate wold they meet each other or he will still hate her he will kill all the people of an organization due to a certain reason he changes at the age of 7 he has get allied with all the kings and defeat all 3 continents of demon kings also and in the end will he become greatest, Assasin? And At the end may make a harem -this wn is written in simple words And because name is based on ability the story in not dark

Nobody knows where they came from. Their whereabouts have even less in the way of answers and theories. Answers, and Theories. That's all they are. All they want you to know. We all believed the last of the druids went out with the last purge our queen did. Something she does to cleanse the land of magic. In her words, only she could possess it. But the druids didn't go out. Not when the vines swirl around the royal guard, thorns pricking the skin deep enough to bleed. Pirates. Pirates are a threat. The land isn't safe, but neither are the seas. Not with their self appointed queen, Lull. Not with sea monsters at her beck and call. A demigod rising to divinity, her way paved with the blood of thousands. For weeks, the rivers ran red, the valley grass stained copper-crimson. And now, the kindly queen Divina has gone mad. The woods are as dark as her soul. Watch your back.

#No NTR #No Yuri #No Rape #No Slaves #Beast #Multi_Race "What if you reach your limit? "What if you reach the end of your lifespan?" "What if you can surpass your limit?" "Do you dare to risk all and take the challenge?" Zhuo Fengyun was not the strongest cultivator, nor did he have a high status, but he had unmatched guts. He was never satisfied with himself, and he always tried to find new things that even senior cultivators did not dare to try. Like other cultivators, Zhuo Fengyun has limits, especially his lifespan. He did not want to give up on surpassing his limits, or else he would experience the same thing his seniors did. Unfortunately, he never managed to figure out how to do so. Everything changed one day when Zhuo Fengyun stumbled across an ancient cave at the bottom of a cliff, where he met an ancient spirit. The ancient spirit revealed a few secrets to him, including a way to surpass his limits, but it was too extreme and risky. He was determined to surpass his limits, so he decided to test whether it was true or not. Zhuo Fengyun eventually underwent 100 reincarnations, but in his final reincarnation, he was reborn as a creature that he had never imagined before, bestowing upon him incredibly powerful abilities to surpass his limit.

My price was taken from me. One thousand times they tried, one thousand times they failed, but their last time succeeded. I must get my revenge and I must get my... throne?" Once a warrior of light, a night of mindless slaughter forged him into darkness. Kingdoms, empires, and countries crumbled beneath his feet. His favorite battle became his demise, but he soon discovered the truth: he was cheated a thousand times. Now, with a second chance at life, he'll make them pay. The fall of kings will be nothing compared to his wrath. His price will be reclaimed, and his throne will be his.

It is the English version of my book named No Pera [In Bengali] which stands for No tension in English It is a pretty relatable book because it's like a book about the friendship and bond. Its Funny too.... trust me.......

From being a sex slave to the mafia lord’s favourite, follow the story of Mina Angel, from being a sassy girl to the mafia lord princess. Aaron Vertercio, the mafia Lord took a liking to Mina, he’d do anything for Mina to be his sex slave, even if he had to make Mina and her sick mom homeless and suffer. “What, I woke up like this” Mina said. “ Go back and change princess!” Aaron growled “ Why?” Aaron walked towards her, the aura was enough to send a shiver down someone's spine Mina was slammed against the wall, and Aaron locked her in his arms “Remember this, you are mine and mine alone”.

When Ada's father is framed for a crime he didn't commit, she and her four best friends set out to find the truth. But as their investigation deepens, Ada begins to unravel shocking secrets about those closest to her. The tension rises when her feelings for Luke, one of her besties, become undeniable. They fight against their attraction and try to set some boundaries, however this only adds further complications to an already dangerous situation. The real turning point comes when betrayal strikes close to home. Nathan, a close friend she once had a crush on, reveals his feelings for her-feelings so strong that they prevent him from going through with a deadly mission. In the final confrontation, Ada is faced with a choice to kill him, but not before witnessing the tragic death of her cousin. The loss shakes her to the core and forces Ada to confront the truth about her family: they've secretly ruled the underworld for generations. This revelation sends Ada into a downward spiral, and with her family's fate hanging in the balance, she's pushed to embrace her darker side. Her softness could cost them all, and she learns that only by hardening her heart can she protect the ones she loves. Cold, ruthless and powerful, that's what she becomes. What she doesn't know is that this dark transformation will forever change her, and those around her, in ways she could never have predicted.

When Ada's father is framed for a crime he didn't commit, she and her four best friends set out to find the truth. But as their investigation deepens, Ada begins to unravel shocking secrets about those closest to her. The tension rises when her feelings for Luke, one of her besties, become undeniable. Though they fight against their attraction, they eventually give in, adding further complications to an already dangerous situation. The real turning point comes when betrayal strikes close to home. Nathan, a close friend she once had a crush on, reveals his feelings for her-feelings so strong that they prevent him from going through with a deadly mission. In the final confrontation, Ada is faced with a choice to kill him, but not before witnessing the tragic death of her cousin. The loss shakes her to the core and forces Ada to confront the truth about her family: they've secretly ruled the underworld for generations. This revelation sends Ada into a downward spiral, and with her family's fate hanging in the balance, she's pushed to embrace her darker side. Her softness could cost them all, and she learns that only by hardening her heart can she protect the ones she loves. The journey forces Ada to become someone unrecognizable-cold, determined, and powerful. What she doesn't know is that this dark transformation will forever change her, and those around her, in ways she could never have predicted.

Untuk melunasi utang ayahnya, aktor yang dingin dan penyendiri, Tu Yan, dijual kepada tuan muda kedua dari keluarga Gu yang kaya dan berkuasa. Alpha ini, yang memiliki cacat fisik, mungkin tampak lembut dan hangat, tetapi Tu Yan terus-menerus menginjak-injaknya seperti kotoran di bawah sepatunya. Dipenuhi dengan kebencian atas bagaimana hidupnya telah berubah, Tu Yan ingin tuan muda kedua ini menandatangani perjanjian perceraian setiap hari. Di sisi lain, meskipun itu adalah pernikahan kontrak, Gu Chenbai merasa itu adalah cinta pada pandangan pertama

** NOTICE ON THE END OF MY HIATUS** Dear Readers, First and foremost, I want to express my heartfelt gratitude to each of you for taking the time to read and appreciate the creative effort I’ve poured into this book. It means more to me than words can convey. After a brief hiatus, I’m thrilled to share that new chapters are on their way soon. However, I have an important announcement to make. In pursuit of my dream to participate in the WSA 2025, I’ve decided to completely rewrite this story from the ground up. This revised version will be reimagined under a new title: World of Ruina . My goal is to elevate the narrative, characters, and world-building to deliver an even richer and more immersive experience for all of you. I hope you’ll continue to support me as I embark on this exciting journey. Together, we’ll explore every twist and turn of this tale, and I promise to give it my absolute best. Thank you once again for being part of this adventure—I couldn’t do it without your encouragement and enthusiasm. "If offered the opportunity to start anew, to rewrite every aspect of your life with a clean slate, would you seize it?" These words were spoken by a woman named Lucifer, who claims to be the Devil, to the protagonist Kiseki upon his arrival in the world of Ruina. In the year 2045, the world was shocked by the sudden disappearance of nearly a hundred thousand individuals overnight, including Kiseki. Upon being transported to the new realm of Ruina, Lucifer hinted that the journey ahead would be fraught with challenges that would force Kiseki to reconsider his very essence, devoid of the expected comforts and joys. "For all who been chosen here are the sinners who aren't forgiven by gods." What does she mean by that? What is it about Ruina that will change peoples' perceptions and identities that get transferred into this world?

Rule of seduction number four, set the stage and make sure it looks real, if you get caught up in your own web of lies all is lost. Walking past the said couple, accidentally my heels caught on the trail of my dress, and somehow I was in his arms, while half my wine glass emptied down the fine male specimen. Damn, what a waste of good wine. It would have done for other "coughs lightly", more sensual purpose. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher. Copyright Aquah-goddess Disclaimer: I do not own any of the pictures all credit goes to their rightful owner Warning: contains mature scenes enter at your own risk

After the down fall of Jin-hun and losing everything important in his life he goes through what some might call evolving or to another devolving, follow him on the journey as he finds out what he is.

To keep it simple, and short, our protagonist was someone who couldn't use any magic in a world where everyone could. Until, an apple fell onto his head, and he remembered that he was a scientist in his previous life. To dismantle, analyze and synthesize is what he was known for, and exactly what he was going to do in this wonderful fantasy world where the laws of physics didn't matter. Bless be to the man who figured out the laws of magic instead. After all, what use is a fireball, when you can analyze, and dismantle it before it's even being cast?

After living in a world where his friends and family are mistreated because they're simply not good enough for the saiyan race, a saiyan, Y/n Cericson, strives to bring equality for all on Planet Vegeta as he trains to eventually overthrow the horrid system that has haunted and brought him no good. Will his adventure stop there, or will it become something more? Side note: This is an adaption, I do not own anything of Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, or Dragon Ball Super.

A young woman's life is turned upside down when her ex, Chris, suddenly reappears. Chris is the ruthless and cunning boss of a powerful mafia organization, with a reputation for getting what he wants, no matter the cost. As they rekindle their intense and passionate relationship, she is drawn back into a world of luxury and danger, where the lines between loyalty and obsession are blurred. But as Chris's true intentions are revealed, she must decide whether to surrender to her desires and become embroiled in his criminal empire, or to fight for her freedom and risk everything. With her loyalty to her friends and her own sense of self-worth hanging in the balance, she must navigate the treacherous landscape of Chris's world and confront the secrets of their past in order to survive. Excerpt: "What are you..." I started to ask, but Chris locked his lips with mine, cutting off my words. It was an angry kiss, like he was pouring his frustration into me. I tried to struggle, but he held me tighter and deepened the kiss. I eventually gave up, knowing it was futile. He let go of my lips, and I could feel a sting on my mouth. I saw a bite mark on his lip as well. We looked at each other, and I could feel the tension growing in the car. We were alone, with me on top of him, and our faces inches apart. Before I knew it, our lips touched again, but this time it was different - it was slow and sensual. I moaned as his tongue started to explore my mouth, and the kiss inevitably deepened. I closed my eyes and surrendered to the feeling, my hands roaming his chest as his hands went under my shirt and rubbed my bare back. I started to feel hot all over and pulled my jacket away. He trailed his lips to my collarbone and sucked on it. When I started to move my hips over his already hardened bulge, he held my legs to stop me. "No," he said, his voice restrained. Still in the fog of the moment, I asked in a whisper, "What?" My breath came in pants, just like his. He replied, "Let's stop here, princess, or we'll do the other thing you talked about." It took me a second to understand, and when I did, I immediately got off his lap and returned to my seat. My mind went to Sarah, and I realized I couldn't come clean to her now. I glared at Chris, who smirked at me and started driving again.

In a world overrun by Netherspawn—savage, corrupt creatures—humanity survives in seven fortified cities. Kael Vorn, a ruthless slum orphan, is conscripted into a brutal academy to fight the horde. During his graduation hunt, he awakens a terrifying power: the ability to control pure darkness, a void that devours all. Marked as both savior and threat.

Themes: Black Market Trading, Global Crime Networks, Boundaries of Human Nature and Morality, The Struggle Between Truth and Survival Story Background: In a modern metropolis, the surface level of prosperity conceals the darkness and corruption lurking beneath. Ethan, a highly skilled detective, spends his life navigating the shadowy corners of the city, uncovering the hidden secrets buried beneath the mundane facade of everyday life. When he is drawn into what initially seems like a simple suicide case, he becomes entangled in a conspiracy involving the global black market, power struggles, and transnational crime. Main Characters: Ethan (Protagonist): A seasoned, calm, and intuitive detective who excels at finding the truth in complex cases. On the surface, he is a quiet, solitary man who prefers to avoid social interaction, but deep down, he is haunted by unresolved cases from his past. Faced with dark forces, he is both determined and full of doubt. Lila (Female Protagonist/Key Ally): Ethan's investigative partner, an intelligent and resourceful intelligence officer with a mysterious background. Her past is also shrouded in secrecy, and she seems to have an undisclosed connection to the "Black Angels" organization. She provides crucial assistance in Ethan's investigation, but her motives remain unclear, casting suspicion on her true intentions. Victor Saville (Antagonist/Main Adversary): A charismatic yet dangerous businessman, who appears to be a successful entrepreneur but is, in fact, one of the central figures of the global crime syndicate "The Black Angels." Cold-hearted, clever, and ruthless, he controls a global black market network, overseeing arms trafficking, human trafficking, and drug smuggling. He is not only a key figure in Langley's death but also the biggest obstacle in Ethan's investigation. The Mysterious Woman (Key Character): An elusive woman who repeatedly appears during Ethan's investigation, warning him not to delve deeper into Saville and the "Black Angels" organization. Her identity is unclear, but it is evident that she holds vital secrets about Saville and his network. Her appearances leave Ethan bewildered—whether she is an enemy or his only ally remains uncertain.