Pot Bunga Rotan

Having a high IQ is a gift. And having high EQ? High emotional intelligence and a broken family is a recipe for disaster. But that was the past— The new Auren, born in a rural village, now has not one but two summoning crests etched on his hands. But wait! Everyone is a summoner? A wooden toy, sickle, straw basket, clay pot, wool blanket—this is their summon? They’re just ordinary, everyday things! Oh, those are the bottom-feeders. The nobles have all the fancy animals and fantasy creatures. So, what will he get? He may have been born the son of the lowest knight, but that will not be his destiny. You call all these summons useless? Watch me as I build the most advanced city in this backwards world— And climb the social ladder like a GOAT!

Dès que Luo Yan a obtenu son diplôme, il a immédiatement reçu une offre d'une prestigieuse entreprise de jeux vidéo. Il pensait que tout son dur travail avait enfin payé. Et il allait enfin atteindre le sommet de la vie. Mais alors, lors de son premier jour de travail, un pot de fleurs est tombé sur sa tête et il est mort. Étonnamment, alors qu'il pensait qu'il traverserait la Rivière Jaune, il s'est soudain réveillé et s'est retrouvé dans le corps d'un garçon de 17 ans. Ce corps portait le même nom que lui mais avait un passé complètement différent. Car l'original était le deuxième jeune maître de la famille Luo - l'une des familles les plus puissantes de Ville S. Luo Yan avait presque envie de pleurer. Dieu a probablement eu pitié de lui et a décidé de lui donner une famille aimante avec un milieu aisé. Il n'avait plus à travailler dur. Étudier comme si sa vie en dépendait et faire semblant d'être un père saint juste pour plaire aux gens. Alors Luo Yan a décidé d'être un poisson salé et de vendre du meng sans vergogne. Un certain dieu masculin qui achetait toujours le meng de Luo Yan : Yan Yan est si mignon ! Pourquoi Yan Yan est-il si mignon ?? Froid en apparence, un petit pain à la cannelle à l'intérieur Gong X Super beau, Shou à ventre noir.

A mysterious and unpredictable disk endowed this young man with special abilities, making him bizarrely enigmatic. A pair of fierce eyes allowed everything in the world to be displayed before him, utterly unobstructed. Ye Feng's world, empowered by Penetrating Vision, grew powerful, and he would eventually stand at the urban peak as the king of all, instantly defeating his enemies with incredible methods.

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

The day the apocalypse arrived, Su Mo got utterly chilled by a meteorite fragment. When she woke up, the enchanting young man upstairs asked her, "Do you have a superpower?" "I do!" She silently pulled out a Flat Pot. While being teased, the villain arrogantly put his hands on his hips and said, "You're just a powerless waste." "Heh," she said, and with the Flat Pot, she turned his face into a pig's head. Bound to the strongest Cooking God system and dare to call her waste? She could smash your face in a minute. The Arrogant Chapter "My tea, one sip and superpower durability becomes endless." "My meat, one piece and superpower lethality doubles." "My dish, one plate guarantees you level up." "But can you afford them?"

Seorang pembunuh tak tertandingi, nama sandi: Hua, telah memulai kariernya sejak kecil. Catatan misinya sempurna dan siapa pun yang dianggap musuhnya akan berakhir mati tanpa mengetahui alasannya. Ketika perang berakhir, dia dikirim ke sebuah institusi di mana dia diawasi dengan ketat. Dokter yang bertanggung jawab memberinya sebuah novel wuxia biasa untuk dibaca. Sebuah longsoran salju terjadi setelah dia selesai membaca. Ketika dia bangun, dia telah berubah menjadi Nan Hua, putri muda dari keluarga militer yang kuat di novel yang dibacanya. Gadis itu juga tunangan karakter utama sebelumnya, yang akan mati karena menghalangi cinta karakter utama. Sekarang dia yang mengambil alih, siapa yang berani bertindak sembarangan di sekitarnya? Mereka tidak akan pernah tahu bagaimana mereka berakhir begitu tragis! Tapi... karakter utama, apa yang kamu lakukan berkeliaran di sekitarnya? Bukankah seharusnya kamu fokus pada perang yang akan datang dan menyelamatkan pemeran utama wanita kamu? Mengapa kamu mencoba segala cara untuk memenangkannya, ya?

Luo Huian adalah yang paling cantik, kuat, dan narsistik——- Potong! Potong! Potong! Ambil dua, dan ulangi. Luo Huian adalah yang paling cantik, kuat, dan bijaksana yang abadi dalam alam kedamaian dan harmoni. Kedua ayahnya sangat menyayanginya, dan dia memiliki banyak sumber daya dan pil. Kehidupannya sempurna. Namun, kehidupan sempurnanya berakhir tiba-tiba ketika Luo Huian, seorang abadi yang bertanggung jawab membawa kedamaian bagi mereka yang telah mencapai akhir dan kehabisan keyakinan—— Menyaksikan seorang pria melompat dari gedung. Karena kepercayaannya yang kaku dan rasa keadilannya, dia tidak menyelamatkan si pengganggu. Sayangnya, pria tersebut adalah anak dari surga. Kehilangan nyawanya membawa masalah tak terbatas dalam kehidupan Luo Huian dan dia dihukum oleh surga. Dia dikirim ke dunia manusia di mana dia harus menyelamatkan setidaknya lima ratus orang dengan menyelamatkan nyawa mereka ketika mereka berada di ujung akal sehat mereka. Untuk seorang abadi ini adalah pekerjaan yang mudah, bukan? Salah. Neneknya mengirim Luo Huian ke dunia di mana Batu Kegelapan telah menciptakan kekacauan. Binatang dan monster dilahirkan oleh Batu Kegelapan yang menghisap setiap ons kebahagiaan dari manusia. Dunia ini didominasi oleh pemburu yang dapat membunuh binatang dengan kekuatan yang telah mereka bangkitkan. Dan di dunia yang kejam ini, Luo Huian mendapat bagian yang paling buruk. Dia bangun dalam tubuh pemburu kelas-F! Sialan. Jika itu belum cukup buruk, pemilik sebelumnya telah mengakui kepada sepupu perempuannya dan diusir dari keluarga. Ganda katak dalam pot panas. Dengan tidak sedikit pun uang di sakunya Luo Huian keluar untuk menyelesaikan misinya. Tapi apa yang akan terjadi ketika Luo Huian yang adalah pemburu kelas-F membasmi Glooms and Hollows kelas-Z yang bahkan pemburu kelas-S pun tidak bisa? Lihat dia melawan bahaya dan pada saat yang sama menyelamatkan nyawa orang-orang. Tapi dalam misi kecil ini, ada halangan kecil —— Tiga godaan yang memikat. *********** Melawan godaan ambil 1: “MMPH,” Luo Huian mendorong mer yang telah menekannya ke tempat tidur sambil duduk di pinggangnya. "Turun." “Saya tidak bisa,” jawab Qi Yongrui saat dia melepas bajunya. “Ayah Shun bilang dia iri dengan Paman Wang. Dia juga ingin memeluk cucu. Jadi, istri ayo kita kerja keras malam ini, oke?” Luo Huian: Tuhanku selamatkan aku, aku adalah perempuan tanpa keinginan! **** Melawan godaan ambil 2: “Menurutmu dia tampan?” tanya Fan Meilin kepada wanita yang berdiri di sebelahnya. Meski dia yang memenangkan perlombaan dan piala, istrinya malah melihat mer lain. “Ya tentu,” Luo Huian, yang merupakan penikmat keindahan, segera setuju. “Tapi mengapa kamu bertanya?” Mata Fan Meilin berkilat saat dia tersenyum pada Luo dan mendekatkan tubuhnya sambil berbisik di telinganya, “Dia mungkin tampak tampan tapi saya adalah pengendara yang lebih baik. Tidak hanya di jalur tapi juga di tempat tidur, apakah kamu mau mencoba sayang?” Luo Huian: Lawan godaan! Biaya apa pun! Saya adalah wanita berhati baja. ***** Melawan godaan ambil 3: “Apakah ini perlu?” tanya Luo Huian saat duduk di sofa, menonton mer melacak jarinya di lengkungan tubuhnya sambil dia duduk hanya dengan pakaian renang modern. Mer itu mengangguk saat dia menulis di notepad kecilnya, “Saya perlu melacak setiap inci kulit Anda untuk menciptakan karya terbaik saya, jadi jangan bergerak.” Setelah selesai menulis, dia menyerahkan notepad kepada Luo Huian, jarinya menyentuh lekukan dada, pinggangnya dan ——— Luo Huian: Kesucianku berada dalam risiko besar! ** Fl yang berusaha melakukan segalanya untuk menyelamatkan kesuciannya dari diambil karena itu akan memperlambat kultivasinya X Mls yang berusaha sebaik mungkin untuk merebutnya darinya. *********** Peringatan pemicu: meskipun buku ini diatur dalam pengaturan komedi, mungkin ada beberapa topik yang tidak nyaman yang akan membahas depresi dan kesepian. ***********

Begitu Luo Yan lulus, dia langsung mendapat tawaran dari sebuah perusahaan gaming bergengsi. Dia berpikir seluruh kerja kerasnya akhirnya terbayar. Dan dia akan segera mencapai puncak kehidupan. Tapi kemudian, di hari pertama kerja, sebuah pot tanaman jatuh di kepalanya dan dia meninggal. Yang mengejutkan, saat dia pikir dia akan menyeberang Sungai Kuning, dia tiba-tiba terbangun dan mendapati dirinya dalam tubuh seorang remaja lelaki berusia 17 tahun. Tubuh ini memiliki nama yang sama dengan dirinya namun latar belakang yang sangat berbeda. Karena yang asli adalah pemuda kedua dari Keluarga Luo - salah satu keluarga paling berpengaruh di Kota S. Luo Yan hampir menangis. Mungkin Tuhan merasa kasihan padanya dan memutuskan untuk memberinya keluarga yang penuh kasih dengan latar belakang yang kaya raya. Dia tidak perlu bekerja keras lagi. Belajar seperti nyawanya tergantung padanya dan berpura-pura menjadi ayah yang suci hanya untuk menyenangkan orang lain. Jadi Luo Yan memutuskan untuk menjadi ikan asin dan hanya dengan tidak malu-malu menjual meng. Seorang dewa pria yang selalu membeli meng Luo Yan: Yan Yan lucu sekali! Kenapa Yan Yan bisa sebegitu lucunya?? Bersikap dingin di luar, hati seperti roti kayu manis di dalam Gong X Super cantik, Shou yang berperut hitam.

(1v1, murni dan manis) Residensi Pangeran Xiliang. Dengan energi seperti harimau dan baru berusia 5 tahun, Pangeran Kecil Xiao Moxi melihat ibunya berlari ke perkebunan lagi, dan wajahnya yang seperti baozi mengerut karena frustrasi. Sambil memandang ayahnya di sampingnya dengan duka, dia mengeluh dengan nada seolah-olah sangat berpengalaman, "Ayah, bagaimana kamu bisa jatuh hati kepada ibuku, yang suka kabur terus-terusan?" Xiao Yeyang memberikan tatapan menyamping kepada anaknya yang matang sebelum waktunya, lalu pura-pura merenungkan pertanyaan itu. Memang, mengapa dia jatuh hati kepada wanita itu? Setelah keheningan yang panjang... "Siapa tahu? Mungkin kepalaku tertimpa pintu!" Bertukar pandangan yang penuh rasa simpati, ayah dan anak menghela napas tanpa daya secara bersamaan. Apa yang kamu lakukan ketika kamu terikat dengan wanita yang tak pernah di rumah? Hanya ada satu hal yang bisa kamu lakukan dengan Permaisuri Putri (ibu) mu sendiri—manjakan dia, tentu saja! … Ditransportasikan ke zaman kuno dengan ruang yang dipenuhi bunga padi, yang dia inginkan hanyalah hidup dengan tenang di perkebunan. Tak terduga, dengan ayah yang merupakan seorang pejabat kabupaten, dia terpaksa meninggalkan pedesaan dan pindah ke kota! Kehidupan di kota sangat ramai dengan aktivitas, dan agar bisa berbicara di rumah, dia membeli perkebunan, menanam bunga dan tanaman obat-obatan, serta mengembangkan varietas biji-bijian yang berlimpah dan berkualitas tinggi. Secara luar biasa, dia membantu ayahnya, yang telah menjadi pejabat kabupaten selama sembilan tahun, untuk naik tingkat demi tingkat, membawa Keluarga Yan yang rendah ke lingkaran elite Beijing! Ini adalah kisah seorang putri bangsawan dari keluarga sederhana yang membantu klannya untuk berkembang dan sejahtera, serta kisah cinta manis tentang sukses bersama dan tumbuh bersama! Pemeran utama pria: Di depan orang lain, dia adalah si Pangeran Kecil yang membanggakan, si Pangeran yang domineer dari Xiliang. Di depan pemeran utama wanita, dia adalah laki-laki yang lembut dan berhati hangat. Pemeran utama wanita: Berpikiran jernih dalam segala hal, berhati hangat dan mandiri!

Betrayed by his beloved queen. Stabbed by the very men he raised to power. King Alaric died with a broken heart… and a blade in his chest. Fate’s twisted joke? He’s reborn—in chains. Collared. Beaten. Sold like cattle. Once a mighty ruler. Now a slave in a world of magic, monsters, and bastards with crowns. His new master? Arrogant with even little much money, and the personality of a wet cabbage. And the wife? Let’s just say... she deserves better. Much better. Just when he thought a future of licking boots and scrubbing chamber pots— [DING! You have awakened the Domination System.] Rule the strong. Break the proud. Tap the wife. Steal the life. “I—wait, what?” [New Quest: Subjugate your Master's Wife.] [Reward: +500 Power | Domination Skill Unlocked – Command Voice] [Bonus: Do it on the master’s bed for extra EXP.] He grins through the pain, eyes burning with ambition. They thought they broke him? They just gave him a reason to rise. Power. Revenge. Pleasure. He’ll take it all. ------------------ Note- No ntr, no yuri. Mc won't abandon his women, neither he will force them, and not every women will be subjugated. And System isn't all about subjugating others wives, it's just one of it's features... Join Discord for character Arts: https://discord.gg/S9SMCUnx

[Simulador+Cultivo+Agricultura em Stream+Sobrevivência em Stream] Um dia, através da transmigração, Su Xing chegou a um mundo de alta arte marcial centrado em dados. Este mundo tinha seres extraordinariamente fortes conhecidos como profissionais, favorecidos pelos "céus", que podiam subir de nível e se fortalecer ao explorar masmorras e matar monstros. Su Xing mudou sua profissão para a profissão oculta de Cultivador, mas devido a razões desconhecidas, ele não conseguia ganhar experiência ou subir de nível como outros profissionais. Incapaz de subir de nível, ele só podia cultivar... mas nesta era em que a Energia Espiritual estava esgotada e os Cultivadores estavam quase extintos, até mesmo obter Energia Espiritual era um luxo. Após quatro anos na faculdade, Su Xing ainda era um iniciante no Estágio de Refinamento de Qi, lutando até mesmo para se formar. Felizmente, ele despertou o dedo dourado "Simulador de Vida", que lhe permitia simular o futuro pagando energia e trazer de volta o Nível de Cultivo, itens e mais da simulação para o mundo real. No entanto, no futuro simulado, a Raça Estrangeira invadiu com toda força, levando à derrubada da Raça Humana da noite para o dia. Em circunstâncias tão desesperadoras, Su Xing escolheu se manter discreto e se desenvolver, cultivando Plantas Espirituais, preparando Elixires, aumentando seu Nível de Cultivo, melhorando a força geral da Raça Humana... Ele continuamente se fortaleceu através do simulador, tornando-se uma potência oculta, resistindo silenciosamente à invasão da Raça Estrangeira... ps: Esta é uma história sobre um simulador, inclinando-se para uma estratégia cuidadosa de sobrevivência, desenvolvimento agrícola e operação nos bastidores...

After traveling through time, Lv Ming, the top star of the collapsed house, was bound to a system that makes him stronger by drinking. Since then, the entire domestic entertainment industry has gone crazy because of his appearance! —— Mushroom House. Mr. Huang quit his job and handed the task of cooking to Lv Ming. Thus, the biggest live broadcast accident in the history of domestic entertainment was born! Lv Ming, who was drunk and cooking, mistakenly cleaned the surface of the large intestine, and then stewed a pot of authentic nine-turn large intestine. Lv Ming: "I just kept part of its original taste on the basis of this dish..." That night, the ambulance packed the stars and went to the hospital for gastric lavage. Afterwards, the onlookers happily called this incident another #large intestine incident# that was popular all over the Internet after the #toxic bean incident#. … "Celebrity Agency" variety show live broadcast. [The guests will defend the clients as lawyers and strive for leniency. 】 Other guests: "My client is innocent!" Lv Ming: "Please listen, judge. We have sufficient alibi!" "That night, my client went out to commit an armed robbery and seized 50,000 yuan in cash. Later, he ran over the onlookers while driving away from the scene. Until eight o'clock in the morning, my client hid in the wilderness and dumped the body. The above testimony is enough to show that my client did not participate in this electric vehicle theft case!" Other guests: Do you want to hear what you are saying? Judge: Death penalty, execute immediately! Party: Maya, you are the living devil!

"I was created to rule the stars. Instead, I was sealed away and forgotten. Now, it is time for those who sealed me to fear me once more.” __ Born of futuristic technology, as well as a part of a god’s powers, Nova was the ultimate life form made by the richest couple in the universe to take over their empire. But due to seeds of betrayal, he was not only sealed away before he could awaken his potential, but everything that was his was also stolen by those thieves. Hundred years later, Nova wakes up when his mother ship gets raided and his pot is extracted to be sold. He awakens with a vengeance, and a mission to reclaim everything that was promised to him. This is his story of conquest, revenge and to tell the world that he is back. And this time, he won’t let anyone else take anything away from him. A hundred years might have passed, but his vengeance still burns bright. __ r18 is mainly gore...and MC's tendencies. You have been warned. Harem and Romance will be slow since the MC has other priorities in life.. No Yuri, no NTR. But there will be a lot of catfighting between female characters for MC's attention.

I like text to speech so I'm giving a shot at present tense second person writing to lean into a listener's POV. Enjoy! I use Sonia en-GB for the narrator at 1.5 times speed. Might want to read this part, I kind of left it out the story by making it the synopsis by accident lol. Tavern doors never close on the festive dockside. Traders, settlers, wanderers, and outlaws gather, drawn by the excitement of the New World. The air smells of smoke, salt and sweat, sails catch wind beside steam locomotives' whistles and pistons, each vessel either arriving with strange goods and stranger tales or departing with the thunderous farewells. You step aboard one of them, another spirited adventurer in the crowd, and spend months at sea from docks to coasts, continents to isles, to steam across a windless sea under an endless night sky. When sunlight hits your deck once more, it reveals the New World's waters, like pouring paint into the void. You see the distant sails in the harbour of a forested continent and cheer with the exclamations of waking passengers upon seeing the continent, name pending, no sovereigns and no laws. The landing of all those visiting from the Old World, a boiling pot of all kinds of cultures with each person's distinct flavours of friends, enemies, grudges and dreams. Without hesitation you leave it behind and vanish into the forest, wanting simply to dedicate your life to exploring the interior of the continent. How surprising is it when you found that the elves are all sleeping beauties! Capture them all! Hahahahahahahaha!

He mocked the omegaverse. Now he’s living it—with a baby on the way. Souta Tachibana was just your average, overworked office drone—until his BL-obsessed coworker introduced him to a trashy omegaverse romance novel. Curious (and a little horrified), Souta read it for laughs. But then he died in an accident. Now, he wakes up in the body of Lucien d’Armoire, a minor noble in the empire of Aetheria. No plot relevance. No destined lovers. Just a quiet, boring life as a background beta. Until one morning, he throws up into a chamber pot… and his doctor says something unthinkable: “Baron d’Armoire, you’re pregnant.” Which is impossible. Because he's male. And straight! And because Betas can’t get pregnant. …Right? Except Lucien is no Beta. He’s a rare male Omega. Apparently, during one reckless, drunken night, Lucien slept with an Alpha. Now he's pregnant, confused, and definitely not ready to be a father. To make matters worse—he doesn’t even know who the father is.

As soon as Luo Yan graduated, he immediately got an offer from a prestigious gaming company. He thought all his hard work finally paid off. And he would finally reach the pinnacle of life. But then, on his first day of work, a potted plant fell on his head and he died. Surprisingly, when he thought he would cross the Yellow River, he suddenly woke up and found himself in the body of a 17 year old boy. This body had the same name as him but completely different background. Because the original was the second young master of the Luo family - one of the most powerful family in S City. Luo Yan almost cried. God probably took pity on him and decided to give him a loving family with a wealthy background. He didn't have to work hard anymore. Studying like his life depended on it and pretending to be a holy father just to cater to people. So Luo Yan decided to be a salted fish and just shamelessly sell meng. A certain male god who always bought Luo Yan's meng: Yan Yan is so cute! Why is Yan Yan so cute?? Cold faced on the outside, a cinnamon roll on the inside Gong X Super beautiful, black-belly Shou.

**Judul:** The Thunder That Loved a Flower (ザ・サンダー・ザット・ラブド・ア・フラワー) **Genre:** Dark Fantasy, Romansa Tragis, Aksi Supernatural, Drama Emosional **Ringkasan WebNovel:** Dalam dunia yang diguncang oleh konflik abadi antara manusia, iblis, elf, dan ras dewa yang arogan, seorang pemuda pendiam bernama Khaidir menyimpan warisan tersembunyi — darah naga petir purba yang menjalar di tubuhnya dalam bentuk tato hitam bercahaya emas. Hidup damai Khaidir hancur ketika desanya diserang oleh pasukan iblis yang dipimpin oleh Akurama, entitas jahat yang bisa mengubah manusia menjadi iblis melalui darahnya. Dalam tragedi tersebut, adik angkat Khaidir yang ceria dan penuh kasih, Kanae, diculik dan diubah menjadi manusia iblis. Sejak saat itu, Khaidir bergabung dengan organisasi rahasia pemburu iblis bernama Kekkai-tai, demi menemukan Kanae dan menebus janji masa lalu mereka. Di tengah dunia yang dikuasai oleh sihir, pertempuran berdarah, dan intrik antar ras, Khaidir harus berhadapan tidak hanya dengan kekuatan para Oni dan Dewa, tetapi juga dengan kenyataan pahit bahwa adiknya kini menjadi musuhnya. Namun, ikatan batin mereka terlalu kuat untuk diputuskan oleh kutukan darah sekalipun. Ditemani oleh teman seperjuangan seperti Miyu sang ahli pedang, Asuka si penembak jitu pemarah, dan Lyari, gadis elf yang menyimpan perasaan pada Khaidir, mereka menghadapi peperangan yang melampaui batas dunia fana. Saat pertarungan antara ras mulai memanas dan kekuatan naga dalam diri Khaidir bangkit, satu pertanyaan tersisa: Mampukah Khaidir menyelamatkan bunga yang dicintainya sebelum kilat membakar segalanya? **Tema:** Ikatan saudara, pengorbanan, perang antar ras, cinta yang tumbuh dalam gelap.

Chadwick A. Sehole is the hottest commodity at Brightwater Academy. Every girl—from muscle-bound Seraphina to pop idol Kandi and Instagram queen Mila—is desperate to win his heart. But there’s one small hitch: Chad is hopelessly in love with Alixia—his AI anime waifu and queen of his dreams, who just so happens to be a sentient pillow. When Seraphina, Mila, and Kandi hatch a plan to kidnap Alixia in a bid to steal Chad’s affection, they trigger a whirlwind of absurdity: a sassy, combat-ready pillow; a naked chase through the streets; and a logic-defying demonic showdown. Add in Aiden Finn—Chad’s Cheeto-dusted, cat-food-munching best friend—and you’ve got a recipe for disaster... or comedy gold. Can the girls win over Chad, or will Alixia’s plushy powers keep his heart forever loyal? Expect: – A demonic talking pillow with attitude – A feral dog humping everything in sight – A fanfic-obsessed nerd girl flaming haters while clinging to her own husbando pillow And just to spice things up, Chad’s Cheeto-dusted bestie Aiden Finn and a randy farm girl named Autumn are always nearby to stir the pot. Every page is a cringe-fest of awkward, unfiltered laughs—packed with lewd jokes, absurd scenarios, and anime-inspired insanity. A book that’ll have you thinking non-stop, “WTF am I reading?!” Warning: Packed with mature, suggestive humor and gloriously wrong antics. Grab this unhinged, plushy-powered saga now and grip the raunchiest love story ever printed!

Sebagai manusia biasa, Luo Xingzhou dibunuh oleh Binatang Stellar dalam Survival Live Show. Namun, rohnya secara tidak sengaja melakukan perjalanan melalui ruang dan waktu menuju dunia non-manusia dan mendarat di Bunga Kanibal. Beberapa ratus tahun kemudian, dia melakukan perjalanan kembali ke dunia sebelumnya. Dan dia kembali ke momen kritis di Survival Live Show. Kemudian dia menjadi satu-satunya Bunga Kanibal yang ganas di Kekaisaran Antarbintang. Hanya dengan menghisap, dia bisa menjadi semakin kuat. Ketika Luo Xingzhou pertama kali bertemu Feng Zhan, gagasan pertama yang muncul di benaknya adalah bahwa pria ini sepertinya enak. Luo Xingzhou berpikir, 'Aku ingin menghisapnya! Feng Zhan, '...'

While enjoying the favor of a handsome man, she learned that her country was ruined and her family was destroyed. What should a fallen princess do? Xiang Ying says, of course, she should use space to her advantage, empty the palace, and leave nothing for the enemy army! As the captain of a post-apocalyptic infrastructure team, she was thrown into a book by an explosion. The enemy army entered the palace, famine was impending, and she was encircled as a prisoner of war, taking care of three children. Such a catastrophic beginning made Xiang Ying exclaim, the good days are coming! Compared to the post-apocalypse, what is this? On the road to exile, while others suffered, she enjoyed melons. When everyone else was munching on dry bread, Xiang Ying and her children were savoring sumptuous meals. Everyone grew thinner, except for the three children who remained plump and cheerful, patting their bellies and saying wildly: Mother, we can’t eat any more, really! Xiang Ying, holding hot pot, milk tea, and roast chicken, enjoyed the scenery along the road, hoarding supplies as they fled, making life more flavorful. The villainess mocked her: What use is only having food? You're still a conquered slave! Xiang Ying pulled out the Imperial Jade Seal: Right, from today onwards, I will be the Empress. The enemy army was dumbfounded; she never said the thirty thousand wanderers she brought were elite troops! * On the day Xiang Ying restored her country, the man who accompanied her through hardships held her hand. Jie Chen: For the sake of our three children, can we finally become official? Xiang Ying: Men should keep to their places, not seek a title. Jie Chen: ...With the country as my betrothal, my Jade Seal and my nation are all yours. Xiang Ying: Deal! Tonight's our wedding night!

Life is essentially a delicate arrangement of fate. We may meet countless people and miss many opportunities. But then, at a certain moment, strangers cross paths — and hearts start to tremble in ways they can no longer escape. Some people, even after standing beside us for a long time, turn out to be a matter of “fate without destiny.” Yet there are those who, after just one encounter, make us certain: they are the only one for the rest of our lives. Love at first sight. Willing to change every rule for them. She is a quiet, obedient senior high school student. He is Phan Thanh Luong — the new homeroom professor, known for his cold and strict demeanor. Everyone says he’s difficult to approach, a man ruled entirely by reason. But… can reason ever defeat the heart? Can this proud professor conquer the innocent student? Or is she the one silently toppling the fortress of his seemingly invincible emotions? Unknown: “Professor, have you ever had a crush on any of your students?” Phan Thanh Luong: “I have antibiotics strong enough to overcome any crush, including yours.” “Professor Luong, antibiotics shouldn’t be used recklessly. When it comes to a superbug like me, no antibiotic can help.” Phan Thanh Luong smiled confidently and looked at her: “From that very moment, in my heart, I knew: Even if she’s a flower in a pot, if the owner doesn’t cherish her — I will smash the pot and steal the flower!” If you're in the mood for something deeper: If emotional, soul-stirring love stories with a touch of fantasy are more your style, don’t miss “When the Heart Remembers” — a story I poured my heart and soul into.

Reborn into 1993, Lin Ge, back in his high school days, activates the Divine Check-in System. While others are still striving to earn their first pot of gold, he has already checked in for countless rewards. "You have checked in and received: The Xia Nation's first Mercedes-Benz Maybach." "You have checked in and received: A Star-rated Hotel, valued at 6 million." "You have checked in and received: A Movie Theater in the City Center." One day after school, a suitor on a bicycle invited the school beauty, Yu Kelan, out. "I'm sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up." With a faint smile, Yu Kelan gracefully departed in a Maybach, leaving behind the suitor on the verge of tears. For Advance Chapters join my ko-fi/WillowDreamer

Rebirth Wish List: 1: Confess my feelings to the class monitor √ 2: Persist in exercising and urge Dad to quit drinking √ 3: Earn my first pot of gold within three months √ 4: Save Brother Qiu's life √ 5: Achieve financial freedom within two years √ 6: Become the richest person in the country within five years In Progress… 7: … For Advance Chapters Join Ko-fi/WillowDreamer

After transmigrating, Shen Yuan initially thought he would be able to join an immortal sect and live forever in luxury under the aid of the system. However, who could have predicted that the Falling Clouds Sect, mentioned in the novice guide mission, had been destroyed ten thousand years ago? He was late by a full ten thousand years! His path to immortality seemed to have lost all hope, but Shen Yuan has found a completely new approach to the system missions. If the Falling Clouds Sect had been destroyed for ten thousand years, no one should object if I claim myself the Sect Master, right? He wrote his name in the list of Sect Masters. Hidden achievement completed: Sect Master, rewarded with Earthly Destroyer Divine Power: Pot's Heaven. A Demon Path Giant from ten thousand years ago left a remnant soul, preparing to hide in a ring and act like a grandfather? He destroyed the ring in a backhand manner. Hidden achievement completed: Demon Path Nemesis, rewarded with Earthly Destroyer Divine Power: Gods Purging. An ancient forbidden land from ten thousand years ago, left with nothing but desolate hills and graves due to Spirit Energy depletion? He sent a construction team to remodel the scenic area and moved the graves one by one. Hidden achievement completed: Leveling the Ancient Wilderness, rewarded with the Heavenly General Divine Power: Seven Arrowhead. While Shen Yuan was busy collecting hidden achievements, rumors of a powerful return of the Falling Clouds Sect quietly spread throughout the whole Cultivation World.

Apa jadinya jika mimpi tidak sekadar bunga tidur, tapi cermin dari hati yang mencari pulang? Seorang pemuda bermimpi tentang langit yang tak biasa, langit hidup yang seperti bernapas, seperti menyimpan pesan. Dalam mimpinya ia mati, hidup kembali, bertemu dengan kenangan yang lama hilang, dan menemukan cinta samar yang tak bernama. Semua terasa seperti fantasi... Namun terlalu nyata untuk sekedar fiksi. Ini bukan kisah petualangan, bukan juga kisah cinta biasa. Ini adalah catatan mimpi-tentang kehilangan, kejujuran, dan langit yang mungkin dikirim dari Tuhan. Sebuah kisah tentang pulang, meski belum tahu dari mana ia pergi.

Amma, gadis yang memiliki banyak kanehan dan misteri pada hidupnya. Mulai dari larangan memakan ayam, padahal ayam enak cuy, Memakai benda berwarna merah. sampai harus mandi bunga setiap Jum'at sore, bagi kalian yang belum baca, beh baca aja. seru ini, suer dah #Pastiserukoksenggakbohongsayy

After reincarnating eight times unsuccessfully due to a glitch in the netherworld, Jia Hao finally reincarnated in the world of Urban Fantasy, an eroge game that he played before. However, he realized the game was currently in the bad ending mode and he is powerless like a side character without any game system. Skinny dude who blackmails girls? Check! Fat Ugly Uncle who lusts after women? Check! Blonde haired delinquent whose eyes are covered with bangs? Check! As Jia Hao was wrecking his brain to how to change the plot, he found a mysterious pot that can take him into an ancient world, and the items he brought from the modern world transformed into heavenly treasures! " Now, you dare to gaze at my women? My dear wives! Beat him to death!" Jia Hao ordered as he leaned back on the chair like a salted fish.

The story follows Yugen, a seasoned Yu-Gi-Oh! player from the modern world who transmigrates into a world where the game is a fundamental part of life. He quickly discovers that powerful cards like Pot of Greed and Graceful Charity still exist and are incredibly overpowered, unlike their forbidden status in his original world. However, acquiring rare cards in this new world is extremely difficult and expensive, with some even being unobtainable. Leveraging his vast experience, Yugen decides to build a deck based on the concept of "Hand Destruction"—a strategy focused on controlling the opponent's hand to prevent them from playing cards. In his first duel at a local dojo, Yugen faces Sato Koji, an overconfident Level 3 duelist. Yugen relentlessly uses cards like Delinquent Duo, Drop Off, and Don Zaloog to systematically deplete Koji's hand and deck. Koji, initially smug, spirals into panic and frustration as he finds himself unable to summon any monsters. Ultimately, Koji loses his composure and attempts to physically assault Yugen, leading to his disqualification and defeat. The narrative highlights Yugen's "mind-game" and "frustration-inducing" tactics, drawing a stark contrast between the "fantasy Yu-Gi-Oh!" depicted in the anime and the brutal "real Yu-Gi-Oh!" where the goal is not just to win, but to ensure the opponent can't even play the game.

What is a sin but that of the opposite of a virtue? Is it the title given to the person? Who decides what sin is given? Are carnal desires an evil that must be kept deep below, sealed? Is the desire of wanting more an evil that must be condemned? Is the superiority in the mind a thing that leads to ruin? Is the laziness truly bad for one? The sharp spikes in the heart, constricting and polluting the blood, devouring the mind slowly, why can that be seen as jealousy? Why can certain things be seen as terrible? A person in high status can be seen as a person of benevolence for one minor action. Yet a person who commits a major sin in their own life will be condemned till the end of everything. One such person can be defended even if the situation is opposite, but the other goes unnoticed in the eyes of the world. Is that why such searing pain envelops the boiling pot inside my chest? What is a virtue but that of the opposite of sin? The emptiness calls. To fill. ( I am 14 and this is deep ahhh thing. An anthology of stories woven through stories trying to understand "Sin". That and funsies. I think.)

Mafia sadis mana yang histeris dan pingsan saat melihat istrinya melahirkan... Tapi justru tertawa senang ketika menyiksa orang sampai mati? Ya... Itu adalah SEAN RAJENDRA! Pewaris tunggal dari keturunan terakhir keluarga ADAM FREDDY RAJENDRA - seorang pria tua yang sangat terkenal dan ditakuti karena kekuasaan dan kekuatannya. Pria tua itu bukan orang sembarangan... Ia adalah konglomerat berdarah dingin dengan kekayaan yang tak akan habis tujuh turunan. Sebelum menghembuskan napas terakhirnya, dia sempat berpesan kepada sang cucu: > ✦ "Teruskan apa yang telah Kakek capai. Jangan biarkan nama BLACK PANTHER hilang ditelan waktu. Itu satu-satunya geng mafia kelas kakap yang ditakuti di Meksiko, Ukraina, dan berbagai negara lainnya." ✦ ✿ Tapi waktu berkata lain... ✿ Sean Rajendra mulai merasakan perubahan besar dalam hidupnya - Semuanya bermula sejak pertemuan tak sengaja dengan seorang gadis cantik bernama: > ALANA SEIKA. Seorang perempuan yang berpura-pura bisu dan bekerja di sebuah toko bunga sederhana. Tanpa disangka... Gadis itulah yang perlahan melembutkan sisi tergelap seorang mafia sadis.