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Support me directly to my Paypal account at: Paypal.Me/SecretEthereal [SYNOPSIS] When you realize, you have forgotten something that was missing. It was your true self that kept in your heart. The story itself can't contain it within, as your imagination is wider than what it's capable of. Soon when you realized, it was already too late. A pure bodily fluid already come out from within as you read this sensible writing. Delve more into the story and you will find the happiness. ... P/s: Thank you for reading my piece. My book was not able to be contracted after getting rejected once. I take alternative way for my loyal readers to support me. Your goodies would meant a lot to me and Alex. I will keep upload my story for everyone and try mybest to exceed your expectation. - My alter ego, Lee Carl -

In January 2034, in a realm with enormous magical power, there was Ren Alatar, an 18-year-old boy who was fighting monsters along with his teammates. However due to his weakness, his teammates abandoned him and left him destitute, Ren looking for help, finds a light that will guide him to a new path.

Seventeen-year-old Kaito Nakamura had spent his life shrouded in loneliness, weighed down by years of pain and isolation. One fateful night, he believed he’d reached the end of his journey—only to awaken in a world unlike anything he’d ever known. This strange new realm was teeming with mystical landscapes, enigmatic creatures, and powerful beings whose abilities defied comprehension. Instead of despair, Kaito found a spark of hope in this second chance. Determined to leave behind the shadows of his past, he embarked on a journey of self-discovery and transformation. Armed with resolve and a hunger to grow, Kaito vowed to rise above his limitations, mastering this new world’s mysteries to become someone extraordinary—someone respected, valued, and truly alive. In a land where strength and wisdom reign, Kaito’s greatest battle isn’t just survival—it’s proving to himself that he’s worthy of the admiration he seeks: You can join my patreon.com/Mellman to support me and the story for exclusive content. This story is authored by Mellman. I also publish under the names Mellmann and Mellman Nordberg. I will be releasing my novel on Royal road. My email address is @melwin.08.nordberg@gmail.com

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Xia Yi finds herself trapped in a world she once disapproved of, where deceit and treachery rule the day. She was once a strong future figure, but now she is a disgraced heiress who is compelled to enter into a contract marriage with the mysterious and frigid He Shihan, whose intentions are as opaque as his eyes. Enemies abound as Xia Yi fights to recover what was taken from her: a rival who feeds on lies, an ex-fiance with sinister secrets, and a group of power-hungry players who would use anyone or anything to further their agenda. Xia Yi must choose between being a pawn in someone else's game and rewriting it in a world where emotion and power are intertwined.

Ale, the 'Incarnation of an ancient saint', 'An angel', 'The right hand of God', he goes by many names within the people of his duchy. And just like those names suggests, he's a kind, understanding, smart yet down to earth soul, someone you'd look for in times of despair.He was like a Messiah, an example for others to look up to. And he achieved all that within three years. Before that, nobody even acknowledged his existence. Now, you may ask what could've happened three years ago that changed him like this, which gave birth to this hero. To answer your question, it's 'death'. He died. Not three years ago but twenty years into the future. He died twenty years later in the future and then came back to the past, to the beginning of everything, to a time where nothing had gone wrong. He lived a miserable life and died a miserable death. All he wanted was to do was help people and be a good person, but what he received in return was a world of pain, the death of his loved ones and the title of 'The betrayer of humanity'. It was him against the entire world, a life full of misunderstanding. Yet, all he did was helping a wounded soul. He received all that for helping someone he shouldn't have, for befriending someone he should've killed at first site. He befriended a demon. But it was all in the past now. The future he experienced no longer existed. The naïve young master was no longer there. The Ale of present was a person with knowledge, experience and skill unlike no other. And this time, he wasn't going to repeat the mistakes of his past anymore. He wasn't going to walk a road of ignorance and foolishness. This time, what path will he choose? In this second chance, what mistakes will he undo and what enemies will he need to deal with? Will he be able to save his loved ones in this life? And in the end, what will happen to Ale, this man full of unseen scars and wounds? Will he actually be able to heal?

THE BOY IS THE SON OF GREAT WORRIER OF THE ERA.WHERE HE WAS REBIRTH

(HIATUS)

In the era of world evolution, myths and legends of supernatural beings begin resurfacing. People awaken abilities related to their beliefs and cultures. Many compete to survive, some to dominate and those that exist to destroy. Who arises from the corpses of millions, Who will stand to rule or be among those that rule, who shall leave a mark in this era of chaos and destruction?

A 27-year-old journalist from Old Wood Town, Eathen once met a girl named Maria. Time passed, and as they prepared for marriage, a tragedy, "The Old Wood Tragedy", occurred, which led the whole town into misery; half the residents died, and those who survived lost their minds. The only person able to recover was Eathen and the only person nowhere to be found was Maria. For three years, Eathen was in a coma. When he came out of the coma, the first thing that greeted him was a letter, a letter with Maria's name on it. He returned to the Old Wood, the letter asked him to. "The place where it all began shall be the place where it all ends; for every beginning must find its end, and every end gives rise to a new beginning."

"Is there another life? Shall I awake and find all this a dream? There must be, we cannot be created for this sort of suffering" What changes a child into someone who tears apart entire worlds? How does a innocent soul grow up to become a killer, someone who brings death to thousands of people, all because they think it's the right thing to do? What pushes them to act like the Grim Reaper, taking lives without mercy? Now, imagine if that same person got a second chance at life. What if they were born again? Would they make different choices this time? Would they find a new way to live that doesn't hurt others? Or would the darkness from their old life still follow them? Would the pain they felt before make them want to hurt people all over again? Could they break free from their old ways, or would they fall back into spreading suffering wherever they go? This is the story of a young boy who had everything taken away from him by the cruel world. He once dreamed of making other people happy and keeping them safe from the pain he felt. But as he tries to follow this dream, he faces one terrible challenge after another. What will he have to give up to help others? How much will he have to suffer? As he goes through these hard times, it feels like he's living in a nightmare that never ends. It's a heavy burden for someone so young to carry. Will he be strong enough to face all these challenges? Can he save the world without losing himself along the way? And in the end, will his sacrifices be worth it?

"I’ve loved you, Wang Xiaoyun, ever since we met. My heart, body, and soul have always belonged to you." **Wang Xiaoyun**, known as Cora Wang in the business world, has everything—a thriving career as the CEO of her father’s company and a stable relationship with her fiancé, Lan Feng. But her perfect world comes crashing down when she discovers that Lan Feng has been having an affair with her close friend, Ruo Shui. The scandal becomes the talk of the town, and the betrayal shatters her. Devastated, Wang Xiaoyun suffers a mental breakdown, watching her three-year relationship fall apart. Just as she begins to lose hope, Chen Liang —also known as William Chen, one of the most powerful men in the business world—steps forward. Having secretly loved her since high school, William sees this as his chance. He approaches Wang Xiaoyun’s influential grandfather, **Wang Wei**, and convinces him that marrying her would be the solution to the scandal. After careful consideration, Wang Wei agrees, believing Chen Liang is a perfect match for his granddaughter. However, Wang Xiaoyun resents the decision, feeling trapped by her family's expectations. Out of respect for her grandfather, she reluctantly goes through with the marriage. At first, Wang Xiaoyun sees no attraction in Chen Liang, despite his status as one of the most desirable men around. Instead of growing closer, the two drift apart after their marriage. But fate takes a turn when Wang Xiaoyun is involved in a car accident that causes her to lose half of her memory. As she begins to rediscover herself, a slow-burning romance starts to blossom between her and Chen Liang—a man who has always loved her from afar.

Lean, a brilliant software engineer, navigates the intricate world of code and camaraderie. Her life takes an unexpected turn when she discovers that her housemate, Debra, harbors a secret crush on her. As they both work at the same tech company after an unexpected conflict happened,their intertwined lives lead to a rollercoaster of emotions, challenges, and unforeseen consequences.and their undying love for each other.

Jai, along with his few classmates and teachers were sucked into a portal. When they came to their senses they where laying on the rocky ground of an ancient ruin of an abandoned temple. Jai recognises the place or rather the world they have arrived in, they were in the world of Terra Fantasy, a not so popular game that he plays. Now with no possible way to their world they have to survive in this foreign world, get strong and maybe find a way home. ************************************* As they explore their surroundings Jai discovers something horrifying; that they were in the worst place possible they can be in the world of Terra Fantasy. ************************************* Note: English is not my first language so please if you can, ignore any grammatical mistakes I make.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

She was his biggest trauma that he had to overcome. Mike blames the death of his family on Janine's father but deep down he knows its not entirely his fault but of course he is too stubborn to admit it openly. Therefore he decides to take out all his rage on his daughter Janine but .....there is just a little problem She is too beautiful, well she doesn't affect him at all but still...... He claims he hates her but he is too overprotective when it comes to her, is that even hate.

In a world of unknown horrors and nightmares, one man walks through it all without purpose, uncovering the various mysteries and unsettling truths hidden from the view of the masses.

Zeus and Jim are two completely different people from two different worlds. Zeus was born into a rich family, he has an older brother. His family has great achievements and a reputation in society. Zeus appears handsome, cool, and calm. He was seen as a man role model for everyone an ideal man. While Jim was a name that people say is too common. Born into a wealthy family but due to many unexpected events parents died went he was 6 years old. At 6 years old his father best friend adopted him and he from there onwards has a best friend Olin ~ Adopted Father-Son. Jim is seen smiling all time but in his heart, he is sad as he is alone always. The adopted father is a businessman CEO of I-Tech, family is rich. Kirin Zeus best friend. Olin loves dogs and he cares for Jim. Olin was born to a rich family having lovely parents. Love and business rivals. Behind the dark secrets of who they are. A decision to make which causes a price to pay. Or will it have harmony in both? For the character names: Zeus ~ 22 years old Jim ~ 21 years old Kirin ~ 22 years old Olin ~ 21 years old; Adopted Father-son, his father is a businessman CEO of I-Tech, family is rich.

Every world that has superpowers has superheroes and supervillains. At least, that's what Ryan thinks. The only problem is that there are plenty of heroes. but no villains. The last "big bad villain" was defeated and subsequently killed over 20 years ago. Ever since then, no villain's stepped up. usually, Sarah would be more than happy with that, but in the stead of villain's, all the heroes have become lazy celebrities, complacent and weak. They still save people, but damn are they incompetent at it. They never had a real challenge in 20 years, so why would they need to care? So, Ryan, in a fit of drunken inspiration, decides to use his superpower to BE the next "Big Bad". Inspire the Heroes to actually try again. Plus, which comic nerd hasn't thought that being the bad guy would be pretty fun?

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YOU'RE JUST ONE KISS (The Protector 1) Jacob, a criminal lawyer embraced the witch curse that ran across the Medici family's clan and became a werewolf to protect the chosen woman who would be his wife to continue their legacy. He was the last Medici heir to accomplish that. But he didn't know Angeline came from the union of a pureblood vampire, and the fairy queen converted to a vampire. Mallory marked Jacob's chosen wife as his, the obsessive vampire king, with relation to the mother of his daughter, the powerful witch Carina. Even before Jacob chose among the three sisters, he did not realize the union started between him and the youngest sibling Angeline, when they met at the masquerade party and were drunk that they ended up in bed, which got her pregnant with the twin boys. Each searing kiss with her husband revives Angeline's intimate moments with the man she didn't know fathered her twin boys. READERS, follow me through with the female powerful vampire witch protagonist whose weakness is only one, her beloved, against vampires, witches, and wolves! And HIS weakness? Her, kissing him.

The man with the green eyes looked at her with a very deadly gaze and Melanie could not help but drool at the handsome sitting at alone. ''Hi handsome,'' Melanie said as he kissed his lips is softly. She was about to pull away when the man pulled her back and kissed her roughly. ''Oh boy, take it easy!'' Melanie screamed inwardly. Melanie was still fighting what she was feeling at the moment when she felt his hand inside her cloth. ''I am doomed!'' Melanie widened her eyes. *************************************************** She creased her forehead and wondered where she had seen those green eyes piercing dangerously into her blue eyes. ''I'm sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going,'' she said nevertheless. “You should watch where you are going, Miss Melanie Tatum,'' Flynn smirked. This man in front of her even knew her name! She widened her eyes in utmost surprise. ''Do I know you?'' She asked, slowly. ''I see you had a very good life with my money, Melanie.'' The man said in an accent. ''W...which money?'' Melanie shuttered. ''The money you stole, Sweetheart.'' He smiled dangerously, tightening his grip on Melanie's arm. Melanie widened her eyes as she remembered the man in front of her. Damn! Her world will never remain the same.

"Sorry, Mr. Robert, the prisoner refuses to meet with you." Two months later. "Sorry, Mr. Robert the prisoner still refuses to meet with you." Six months later "Sorry, Mr. Robert, the prisoner is firm and still refuses to meet with you." One year later. "Mr. Robert, sorry, we asked, and she refuses to meet with you, persistently." Two years later. "Mr. Robert, she doesn't want to see you." The female guard in uniform politely spoke to the man in front of her. Upon hearing this, the man paused and then said to the female guard. "You tell her for me that I will marry her when she comes out." Anna doesn't believe that a man who has been in love for ten years will betray her. In the adjournment room, Anna sat sluggishly on the chair. Two days in court left her exhausted. "Robert, do you really want to push me to hell?" "Your father pushed my mother into the sea, and I'll make his daughter's life worse than death. It s fair, right?" Anna eyes were flled with tears, but she stubbornly raised her head and held it back. When she looked at Robert again, she took on a pleading look and said, "For the sake of the past ten years we have been together, would you drop your case?" Robert stood up, looking at her from a high position, coldly snorted. "Heh, I have been waiting this day for ten years. How could | drop it?" Looking at her miserable appearance, Robert heart seemed to have cracked a ittle. He frowned, suppressing that feeling, and cruelly said: "But you still have some time left. Next week is my engagement party with Lily. This is the invitation, and you are welcome to attend." He dumped the invitation on Scarlet's body with contempt, and walked away without looking back. Anna looked at the white invitation letter, as if the last ounce of her strength had been taken away. She fell into a chair, and could not even breathe. When she and Robert were together, he never said he wanted to marry her. Now he was getting married, and she was going to jail. Anna hung her head, covered her face with both hands, and let the tears fall all over her cheeks. When the trial started again, Anna stood quietly at the defendant's table and listened to the judge's statement. " Defendant!" Anna came back to her senses, and instead of looking at the judge, she looked at Robert. Suddenly, she smiled, quiet and well- behaved, just like the first time when they met and she called him "honey' '. Robert.' heart trembled by her gaze as if something was flowing away. "Robert., my father is dead, and he had it coming, and I also have to go to jail." "From now on, we are even! The past ten years, I will pretend I never met you.... Tears broke out from Anna eyes; she turned her head to the judge and said, "I plead guilty!"

When the game ERA merged with reality, humanity as 'players' were at risk of extinction from 'Npcs'. We fought a bitter war for fifty years until The Heavenly Demon Court arose and killed their way to it's peak making many factions both the 'NPC' and the 'PLAYER' fear them. The leader Heavenly Demon Medes was called many names like Destroyer, Demon etc. He was later betrayed by by his friend who sold the news that he was forged an unranked sword to the Ten great Alliance and other alliances, driven by greed a great war occured that he lost committing suicide destroying the remaining forces left. Giving another chance he got reincarnated a week before the game began. "With the knowledge that only I posses by giving me a second chance I Heavenly Demon Medes will be respected, and those that betrayed me will fear me, those that hear my name will tremble for I am the honour one