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Thirty years ago, a great battle shook the borders of the Yangtze River Coast. Two ancient powers, the Dragon Clan and the Tiger Clan, fought until blood flowed down the coast. That battle ended the life of the Dragon Clan's Ancestor, marking an absolute victory for the Tiger Clan, but leaving behind an undying grudge. Twenty-seven years passed, and the Dragon Clan's revenge burned again. In the shadow of their fallen ancestors, they return, bearing the embers of war to avenge lost honor. Lei Bai and Lei Yu, are two brothers who know nothing about the bloody grudge passed down by their parents' Clan. However, a cruel fate binds them in an unavoidable battle—to kill for the Clan or protect for the sake of the same blood.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

When I know my boyfriend cheat on me and married my best friend. I was so sad. I said myself, he is not worth my sadness. Then I was reading a novel to overcome my sad thought. But I was reincarnated that novel's side character who is the sacrifice for her little sister.

It's 1998, Ana Bianchi has moved with her parents to Rivercity to work as a lawyer, Bianchi is a family of wizards and magicians, a very prestigious family with a powerful lineage, Ana is a 15 year old teenager, who is going through a more rebellious phase, She is still a sorceress and is learning to control magic and the elements. Her parents demand that she practice her magic every day, but this has become a nuisance for her, and she doesn't like practicing her magical abilities, she was enrolled at ST High School belonging to the Becker Group, she ends up meeting Luke and Justin, they are descendants of demons, but these are just a few secrets that Rivercity hides, the first meeting of the three was not at all pleasant, Ana ends up joining the Student Guild Election with Scoot , the Becker family's main rival without knowing it, and only later does Ana discover who Luke and Justin really are, causing a great deal of confusion right from the start, as her parents accept her invitation and she starts training with Luke Becker and Justin Becker for the Awakening Test. Parallel story to School Time The Begnning.

An anthology of different ancient warriors and their experiences.

Your brother's best friend is hot headed, extremely attractive, and not to mention off limits.

In a world of unknown horrors and nightmares, one man walks through it all without purpose, uncovering the various mysteries and unsettling truths hidden from the view of the masses.

Xia Yi finds herself trapped in a world she once disapproved of, where deceit and treachery rule the day. She was once a strong future figure, but now she is a disgraced heiress who is compelled to enter into a contract marriage with the mysterious and frigid He Shihan, whose intentions are as opaque as his eyes. Enemies abound as Xia Yi fights to recover what was taken from her: a rival who feeds on lies, an ex-fiance with sinister secrets, and a group of power-hungry players who would use anyone or anything to further their agenda. Xia Yi must choose between being a pawn in someone else's game and rewriting it in a world where emotion and power are intertwined.

These are thoughts collected when feeling extreme emotions. In no way are they everyday thoughts or opinions. This book is not suited for anyone under the age of 15. Warning this book depicts depression and/or suicidal thoughts. This book was made purely for the hope that the author can use this to cope. If you don’t like this genre or the book/topics make you uncomfortable. Leave while you still can. Basically it’s like a diary, I post this so I may find out about myself and hopefully learn something from it. I do not post everything on here and some of the chapters might be removed due to either sensitivity issues or me being unwilling to share the thoughts anymore. Grab a bag of tissues and a box of melodrama and we can all just cry this out.

(HIATUS)

Mengulang kembali takdir terjadi padaku! 40 tahun setelah sahabatku menghancurkan hidupku, sebuah garis menghampiri diriku menuntunku ke kehidupan baru sebagai Cucu dari sahabat yang mengkhianati diriku. Kehidupan menuntunku kepada kebenaran di dunia yang sangat baru dan kali ini takdir membawa diriku sebagai anak bernama Twillight Fernandez

Support me directly to my Paypal account at: Paypal.Me/SecretEthereal [SYNOPSIS] When you realize, you have forgotten something that was missing. It was your true self that kept in your heart. The story itself can't contain it within, as your imagination is wider than what it's capable of. Soon when you realized, it was already too late. A pure bodily fluid already come out from within as you read this sensible writing. Delve more into the story and you will find the happiness. ... P/s: Thank you for reading my piece. My book was not able to be contracted after getting rejected once. I take alternative way for my loyal readers to support me. Your goodies would meant a lot to me and Alex. I will keep upload my story for everyone and try mybest to exceed your expectation. - My alter ego, Lee Carl -

In January 2034, in a realm with enormous magical power, there was Ren Alatar, an 18-year-old boy who was fighting monsters along with his teammates. However due to his weakness, his teammates abandoned him and left him destitute, Ren looking for help, finds a light that will guide him to a new path.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

THE BOY IS THE SON OF GREAT WORRIER OF THE ERA.WHERE HE WAS REBIRTH

In the era of world evolution, myths and legends of supernatural beings begin resurfacing. People awaken abilities related to their beliefs and cultures. Many compete to survive, some to dominate and those that exist to destroy. Who arises from the corpses of millions, Who will stand to rule or be among those that rule, who shall leave a mark in this era of chaos and destruction?

A 27-year-old journalist from Old Wood Town, Eathen once met a girl named Maria. Time passed, and as they prepared for marriage, a tragedy, "The Old Wood Tragedy", occurred, which led the whole town into misery; half the residents died, and those who survived lost their minds. The only person able to recover was Eathen and the only person nowhere to be found was Maria. For three years, Eathen was in a coma. When he came out of the coma, the first thing that greeted him was a letter, a letter with Maria's name on it. He returned to the Old Wood, the letter asked him to. "The place where it all began shall be the place where it all ends; for every beginning must find its end, and every end gives rise to a new beginning."

"Is there another life? Shall I awake and find all this a dream? There must be, we cannot be created for this sort of suffering" What changes a child into someone who tears apart entire worlds? How does a innocent soul grow up to become a killer, someone who brings death to thousands of people, all because they think it's the right thing to do? What pushes them to act like the Grim Reaper, taking lives without mercy? Now, imagine if that same person got a second chance at life. What if they were born again? Would they make different choices this time? Would they find a new way to live that doesn't hurt others? Or would the darkness from their old life still follow them? Would the pain they felt before make them want to hurt people all over again? Could they break free from their old ways, or would they fall back into spreading suffering wherever they go? This is the story of a young boy who had everything taken away from him by the cruel world. He once dreamed of making other people happy and keeping them safe from the pain he felt. But as he tries to follow this dream, he faces one terrible challenge after another. What will he have to give up to help others? How much will he have to suffer? As he goes through these hard times, it feels like he's living in a nightmare that never ends. It's a heavy burden for someone so young to carry. Will he be strong enough to face all these challenges? Can he save the world without losing himself along the way? And in the end, will his sacrifices be worth it?

"I’ve loved you, Wang Xiaoyun, ever since we met. My heart, body, and soul have always belonged to you." **Wang Xiaoyun**, known as Cora Wang in the business world, has everything—a thriving career as the CEO of her father’s company and a stable relationship with her fiancé, Lan Feng. But her perfect world comes crashing down when she discovers that Lan Feng has been having an affair with her close friend, Ruo Shui. The scandal becomes the talk of the town, and the betrayal shatters her. Devastated, Wang Xiaoyun suffers a mental breakdown, watching her three-year relationship fall apart. Just as she begins to lose hope, Chen Liang —also known as William Chen, one of the most powerful men in the business world—steps forward. Having secretly loved her since high school, William sees this as his chance. He approaches Wang Xiaoyun’s influential grandfather, **Wang Wei**, and convinces him that marrying her would be the solution to the scandal. After careful consideration, Wang Wei agrees, believing Chen Liang is a perfect match for his granddaughter. However, Wang Xiaoyun resents the decision, feeling trapped by her family's expectations. Out of respect for her grandfather, she reluctantly goes through with the marriage. At first, Wang Xiaoyun sees no attraction in Chen Liang, despite his status as one of the most desirable men around. Instead of growing closer, the two drift apart after their marriage. But fate takes a turn when Wang Xiaoyun is involved in a car accident that causes her to lose half of her memory. As she begins to rediscover herself, a slow-burning romance starts to blossom between her and Chen Liang—a man who has always loved her from afar.

Lean, a brilliant software engineer, navigates the intricate world of code and camaraderie. Her life takes an unexpected turn when she discovers that her housemate, Debra, harbors a secret crush on her. As they both work at the same tech company after an unexpected conflict happened,their intertwined lives lead to a rollercoaster of emotions, challenges, and unforeseen consequences.and their undying love for each other.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.