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Banana Chacha Lirik

The Vampire's Luna

She's gonna kill the instructor, Alpha," Talon had said. "Or herself. Or both. There's no telling with that one. The sex ed teacher made her do diagrams today." Apparently, the instructor was relentless. No subtlety. No metaphors. No poetic euphemisms. Nope. Just hard, anatomical facts and brutally graphic expectations. And Luna? Poor, brave, deeply mortified Luna? She was dying. Every. Single. Day. Kyllian smirked as he stepped into his quarters. Her scent hit him instantly. He heard a thud upstairs. He climbed the stairs quietly, not wanting to startle her mid-breakdown. At the top, he paused, listening. "…and then she said, if you do not properly stimulate the upper hood of the clitoris—WHAT EVEN IS A CLITORIS HOOD?! Is it a hat? Why does it need a hat?!" Kyllian barely contained his laughter, biting his knuckles as Talon's voice drifted back. "Technically, it's a fold of skin. Like a protective flap." "Oh my GODS, Talon, get out before I break something over your head." There was a loud thwap. Possibly a throw pillow. Kyllian finally entered the room, casual as ever. "Sounds like your education is going well." Luna turned, her eyes wide with righteous fury and embarrassment. "I'm scarred, Kyllian," she hissed. "Mentally. Emotionally. Spiritually." He raised a brow. "That bad, huh?" "She made me draw a penis yesterday." Talon snorted behind her. "It was terrible. Looked like a deformed eggplant." Luna hurled a throw pillow at him. "GET OUT!" Talon darted from the room with a cackle. "So," Kyllian said, lounging back in one of the plush velvet armchairs in the sitting room "What did you learn today that has your knickers in a twist?" Luna, standing in the middle of the room with her arms crossed and a deeply offended look on her face, sighed dramatically. "I learned how to perform oral sex." Kyllian blinked. "I… I beg your pardon?" She tilted her head, sarcasm oozing from every word. "Oral sex, Kyllian. With detail. And a diagram. And a banana." "A banana?" "A banana!" she repeated, throwing her hands in the air. "Like, is that standard procedure?" Kyllian grinned, his amusement growing. "Come on, tell me how she explained it." His tone had shifted less teasing now and more intrigued, though he still wore that maddening smirk. He shifted forward in his seat, elbows resting on his knees. Luna narrowed her eyes at him suspiciously. "Why? So you can laugh at me?" "Absolutely," he said with zero shame. "But mostly because I want to see this banana demonstration for myself." With a dramatic groan, she snatched the nearest banana from the fruit bowl on the coffee table. The irony that it had been sitting right there, mocking her with its yellow smugness, was not lost on her. She held it up with two fingers. "Okay, so first, she said this is the penis…" Kyllian held up a finger. "Wait. Did she call it that?" ***** What happens when a werewolf princess is created for one sole purpose? For revenge against the vampire prince. Princess Luna is artificially mated to Prince Damien. She fights the bond with everything and even agrees to an arranged marriage with Alpha Kyllian. but when her survival depends on a hard choice, the prince chooses to mark her even when it meant it would take him down. Dying and still refused by the werewolf princess, he has to find a way to provide an heir for his people or his uncle Gabriel will turn the entire Blood City upside down if he takes the throne. His people look to him for their own survival but then his only chance of living might be to find his true mate. Will his bond with Luna be able to withstand what fate and politics throw their way?
JoyceOrtsen · 152.4K Views

Demonic Pornstar System

Diving into dungeons, slaying monsters, and… filming porn? When the mana apocalypse struck, 15% of humanity awakened supernatural abilities, becoming the world’s new superstars: conquering dungeons, leveling up, and raking in fame and fortune. Kaiden wasn’t one of them. Stuck among the powerless 85%, he was just another broke college student, until a banana peel sent him tumbling into a very unconventional system. Now, his path to power isn’t through leveling up alone, but through fame as well. To thrive in this new world, he’ll have to master more than just dungeon clears and combat... Kaiden must conquer the world of adult content to rise to the apex. Blending action, romance, and slice-of-life, this novel aims to deliver an unforgettable adventure! ... There's a pinned review with many details on what you can expect from the story, but I'm going to answer here the one pressing question I imagine most of you will have: Will the MC allow other men to see his harem members in action? Initially, yes. But (SPOILER WARNING) he and his girls will come to a decision together in chapters 198-199, which is to appeal only to the female viewers because they need to increase the 'fangirl' stat to in turn increase the system's rank. From that point on, no males will be able to view their content. As for the old content that's already out there, the system has a special quest for them, and if they nail it, that older material will be completely wiped from people's computers. It will cease existing altogether. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/bjunEkswQ3
NecroBin · 1.5M Views

In 1975, The Perverted Real Daughter Educated Youth With Opportunities

Good news to all you can read the advanced chapters of my novel for only 2$/ month from now on in my my patr eon page at: pa treon.com/Fatenovels. thank you for your support.... ...............………………………… All these things would be with 18+ characters only so please don’t imagine strange things and cause me trouble. By the way, I accept suggestions but not negative comments that can spoil my mood, if you don’t like my work just leave instead of wasting my time. ……………………………… (Cultivation, old sixth, jack of all trade, perverted protagonist, opportunities stealing, plunders luck, Netori, netorare, netorase (NTR), exhibitionist, slut, bitch, cuck, gang bang, revenge, cheating, entries, and chances) “The original soul of this body is so unfortunate.” “It just came back in time but the system that thought that it is a foreign soul that wanted to occupy the body has destroyed it and brought my soul in tow to occupy the body. The result is I got a bunch of tragic future memories that saved me a lot of time in this cultivation world.” “Other than the memories there is also a core spirit funnel that can extract, concentrate and enhance anything that was put in to essence form. I awakened a different spirit sanctuary and core spirit in the future.” “The system lets me find the opportunities and gives entries for my achievements but I have to get luck points. It can only be obtained by stimulating others in anyway including seducing and pleasuring, arguing and scolding also causing trouble to the protagonist or heroine candidates. “As for me, I am a person from the modern world with all kinds of literary works. My work can be considered as jack of all trades or a mercenary. I will do anything from killing to doing some skin to skin massage for both men and women to gain benefits.” “What is the point of having moral character when I cannot eat it or enjoy it? It is just a stupid cover to hide by those impotent, incompetent and cowardly people. Unfortunately I died in an accident because someone dropped a banana peel near the road crossing.” “I have almost crossed the road, but I have stepped on this banana peel and fell back right under the big tires of a truck that crushed my head like a plump water melon. So I am here now…” ………………………………………. Entry: treasure finding cannon fodder (Gold=black) ………………………………………. “No wonder the original soul’s life is so miserable” Mohini sighed “I am in this hypocritical country C. I am the descendent of those Tamil spice traders that settled in this country long ago. Well BE A ROMAN WHEN YOU ARE IN ROME” “It looks like I am the true daughter of the swapped child but there is an adoptive step sister that is treated worse. Her job is taken and sent to the country side. She has reborn and sent me to the country side to a desert after selling her job. I did not bully her but she thought I did. But the job they took from her is for the fake daughter that replaced my identity. Naturally the heroine misunderstood and caused problems to me. So technically I am a cannon fodder as the entry suggest. Other than the golden finger heroine has there is another space pendent that belongs to me that she took while empting the house. It is the proof of me identity. So I am here to provide treasures for the heroine. Well I will not do that.” (The MC is perverted and he did not have much moral values. At least she is not a beast and just wanted to live well with pleasure and good life.) …………………………….. It will have perverted features, read it at your own risk. ……………………………….
souryourer · 48.2K Views

Heavenly Dao: Earth's Biggest Troll

Heaven and earth are benevolent towards all things… "Benevolent? Who wrote this garbage? The so-called Heavenly Dao is just a cosmic butcher hiding behind empty words! Balance? Order? My foot! Endless wars, reincarnation cycles, and countless tragedies — all in the name of ‘destiny’." On Earth, he was an ordinary Asian guy — average grades, average job, no girlfriend, and a healthy obsession with cultivation novels. One day, a mysterious accident ends his boring life. But instead of reincarnating into some young master’s body or getting a cheat cultivation technique, he wakes up to a shocking revelation: He has become the new Heavenly Dao! Apparently, all his predecessors — countless so-called "Dao spirits" — failed miserably, plunging the realms into endless chaos. The mysterious System that governs cosmic order has finally chosen an "outsider" to fix things. But there's a catch: ➤ The System won’t hold his hand. ➤ No quest logs screaming “Go save the cat!” ➤ No divine guide whispering in his ear. He must use his own human intelligence, shameless cunning, and a bit of Earthly common sense — plus his OP heavenly powers — to straighten yin and yang, reconstruct reincarnation, and reforge a truly fair world of cultivation. Yet, nobody knows his true identity. To the cultivators, "Heavenly Dao" is an untouchable, cold-blooded, merciless force that enjoys watching them fight and die for karma points. They would never suspect that their current "Dao" is a clueless Earthling trying to act cool while learning on the fly! "Oh? The righteous sect is trafficking a nine-tailed fox beauty? Let me casually twist fate so they slip on banana peels and reveal themselves to the entire continent... Wait! Why are all these fox women proposing to me?!" As he fumbles through conspiracies, unravels ancient mysteries, faces off against demonic overlords, and accidentally builds a massive harem (he swears it was not on purpose!), he remains determined to rebuild a world where no one is forced into endless slaughter in the name of “balance.” "Watch closely! I — the Earth’s most normal guy — will rewrite heaven itself, and make even the heavens tremble from laughter... and maybe a bit of fear!" --- Genres: Eastern Fantasy, Cultivation, System, Comedy, Drama, Slice of Life, Action, Adventure, Harem, Smart MC, OP MC, Satire Tags: Reincarnated as a system/Dao, Secret Identity, Misunderstandings, Witty MC, World Building, Strong to Stronger, Mythical Beasts, Beautiful Disciples, Realm Wars, Karma, Fate Manipulation
REX_ · 885 Views

Berpasangan Dengan Pangeran Kejam

[Konten Dewasa] Menolong Fae yang terluka di dalam hutan ternyata bukan rencana Islinda, dan yang lebih buruk, dia adalah bangsawan, Pangeran Valerie dari pengadilan musim panas, pewaris dan pangeran mahkota takhta Astaria. Tapi, manusia selalu waspada terhadap makhluk dari dunia lain itu, sementara Fae memandang rendah manusia, menganggap mereka sebagai makhluk yang lebih rendah. Islinda dan pangeran berasal dari dunia yang berbeda, namun itu tidak menghentikan mereka untuk saling jatuh cinta. Sayangnya, Pangeran Valerie tidak bisa tinggal di ranah manusia selamanya dan harus kembali ke kerajaannya dengan janji untuk kembali mencari Islinda. Dan dia percaya padanya. Namun, yang datang justru yang lain. Gelap, murung, kejam namun berbahaya tampan, semua orang takut pada Pangeran Aldric. Meskipun sebagai prajurit yang tangguh dan putra dari raja Astaria, Aldric ditolak haknya atas takhta dan dikutuk agar tidak pernah mengambil tempatnya karena warisan gelapnya. Terganggu dari dalam dan kelaparan atas kasih sayang, Pangeran Aldric melakukan apa yang ia kuasai, menyebabkan kesengsaraan. Dia menangkap Islinda - wanita yang telah menarik perhatian saudaranya. Dia mencurinya dari rumahnya untuk tujuan kejamnya. Jika dia tidak bisa mempunyai takhta, setidaknya dia bisa bermain-main dengan kekasih saudaranya. Hadiah barunya. Islinda membencinya. Membencinya karena telah mengambil segalanya yang mungkin bisa dia miliki dengan pangeran musim panas. Dia adalah sang penjahat. Sekarang dia telah terseret ke tengah-tengah politik kotor yang dimainkan di pengadilan Astaria, belum lagi bertahan dari permainan dingin yang dimainkan oleh pangeran. Tapi, semua harapan belum hilang karena pangeran kejam itu bisa saja menggodanya sepuasnya tetapi dia tidak akan pernah mendapatkan satu hal yang paling ia inginkan. Untuk dicintai. Dia tidak akan pernah memiliki hatinya! Atau, bisakah dia? ________ "Apa yang bisa kau tawarkan padaku, manusia kecil," Dia tersenyum, lambat dan kejam. Dia akan menjadi mainan yang mengagumkan. "Tolong," Dia memohon, air mata mulai berkumpul di matanya, "Biarkan aku pergi." "Baik," Dia mengangkat bahu seolah itu permintaan yang mudah, "Kamu bisa pergi." "A-apa?" Dia bersuara serak, sulit untuk percaya. "Manusia kecil, kamu akan mengetahui pikiranku sangat mudah berubah." Kata-kata itu terdengar penuh belas kasihan namun dia bisa merasakan ancaman di bawahnya. Tapi, apakah dia benar-benar serius? Islinda tidak tinggal diam untuk mengetahuinya saat dia berlari cepat. Jika ada kesempatan sekecil apapun dia akan mengubah pikirannya, maka dia akan mengambilnya. Dia belum menyerah harapan. Dia tidak tahu mengapa, tetapi Islinda melirik ke belakang setelah beberapa waktu dan darahnya membeku melihat apa yang datang. Oh tidak, dia baru saja membuat kesalahan yang mengerikan. Ini bukanlah kebebasan. Itu adalah perburuan. Dan dia baru saja menjadi buruan. _________ Catatan: Ini adalah buku fantasi gelap dan pemeran pria merupakan penjahat, jadi jangan harapkan romansa yang lembut. Apa yang diharapkan? Kematian, kekerasan, ketegangan seksual yang kental, dan adegan eksplisit. Juga, ini bukan harem terbalik. Istana sihir hadiah = 5 bab bonus! Ayo, mari kita melakukan perburuan liar!
Glimmy · 12.1K Views

SCARED BY BLOOD ( Beast, God, Man?)

Scared by Blood – In a world where beast tamers hold great power, Samuel, a young tamer with an extraordinary and forbidden ability, embarks on a journey that will shape the fate of the continent. Unlike ordinary tamers who control living monsters, Samuel can tame the souls of dead beasts, gaining their powers and even commanding their bodies. The Beginning: Samuel lived a peaceful life in a small village until his mother revealed the truth about his father and his hidden power on her deathbed. Determined to grow stronger, he left home, trained in secret, and eventually registered as a beast tamer in the capital Zoria. There, he met his closest friends—Elaine, Marianne, Sylvia, and his childhood best friend, Lancelot. The Attack on Zoria & Awakening of Power: While on a job in the capital, Ezekiel (Vox Sanguinis), an infamous beast tamer, led an invasion using monstrous creatures known as the Malugna. In the chaos, Lancelot was killed before Samuel's eyes, breaking something inside him. Fueled by rage, Samuel swore revenge and awakened his Soul Tamer abilities. He summoned Bahamut, the Legendary Dragon, forcing Ezekiel and his forces to retreat. Rising Fame & New Challenges: As Samuel continued his journey, his power grew: He fought and tamed a Leviathan, gaining the ability to breathe underwater. He traveled with his party and Jason, a warrior from the neighboring nation of Sylphora. His abilities spread across the continent, catching the attention of kings, nobles, and enemies alike. He formed complex relationships, including a growing rivalry and romance with Lyra, a noblewoman who served the king. A World in Conflict: Samuel’s increasing power brought both respect and fear. Some saw him as a hero, while others saw him as a threat to the balance of power. The King of Zoria summoned him and his party for high-stakes missions, including investigating a leviathan threat in the city of Lorigna and defending the kingdom from external and internal enemies. But beneath the surface, a greater danger looms—a secret war between powerful factions, hidden forces that manipulate events from the shadows, and the mystery of Samuel’s own past. As he continues his journey, Samuel must face betrayal, loss, and the burden of his abilities. He will be forced to make difficult choices, knowing that every beast he tames, every enemy he defeats, and every soul he claims will shape his destiny. Is Samuel a savior, or will he become a monster feared by all? The world will soon find out.
banana_1boy · 15.9K Views

Chaos And Order Series Book 1 - The Lone Glitch: Surviving the Real-W

You ever wake up one morning and think, “Hey, today I’ll just get kidnapped by a dungeon, unlock fire powers, save a girl from goblins, and somehow end up stronger than a wrecking ball with zero muscle mass to show for it”? Yeah. Me neither. Until it happened. I was your average, totally not crazy teenage boy. Kyle Walker. My biggest concern used to be whether my mom would notice I vacuumed only the parts of the rug you could see. Then I woke up with a glowing status screen hovering in front of my face, full-on RPG mechanics in real life, and a “Daily Fortune Wheel” that once rewarded me with a banana-shaped rock. (Yes, really. I still have it. It might be magical. Or just potassium-themed.) Things escalated. Fast. There were goblins. Real ones. Screeching, stabby, and not the kind you want in your bedtime stories. I rescued a girl Azalea Quinn who now thinks I’m some kind of cheat code wielding fire mage. Which, fair. I did throw a fireball. From my hand. While screaming. But the real kicker? I’m not alone. My best friend Rhea is a maybe-descendant of the war goddess Istha. She swings around a spiked club like it’s a purse and has major “goblin-hunter before breakfast” energy. (Okay, the breakfast part is a joke. Probably.) Then there’s Michael, my classmate who can now bench-press lockers and shatter school furniture like it’s made of wet paper. And LETI? That’s the super-secret government agency with mind-wipe squads, lunar-module entrances, and a gym that makes superhero boot camps look underfunded. The only normal human left in my life? Jimmy. My childhood friend. He thinks all of this is just a big anime fever dream. Bless him. So now I’m juggling school, superpowers, suspicious cafeteria meatloaf, and the cosmic prank that gave me strength stats without the muscles to match. So, no,I’m not crazy. Probably.
YN_SZ · 15.6K Views

Setelah Istri Bisu yang Dinikahkan untuk (Chong Xi) Dibatalkan

Mahasiswa malang bernama Jiang Rugui yang tertabrak mobil saat menyelamatkan orang, suatu hari (chuānyuè - bertransmigrasi), menjadi xiaofulang (istri laki-laki muda) yang dibeli keluarga Jiang untuk keluarga An dalam pernikahan chongxi (pernikahan untuk menghilangkan kesialan/membawa keberuntungan). Namun, bahkan sebelum dia memasuki gerbang keluarga An, tuan muda keluarga An sudah meninggal karena sakit. Keluarga An melampiaskan kemarahan padanya, mematahkan satu kakinya, dan mengirimnya kembali ke keluarga Jiang. Tetapi, keluarga Jiang jijik padanya karena dianggap membawa kesialan, bahkan tidak meliriknya, dan langsung menyuruh orang untuk melemparkannya ke gunung sebagai makanan serigala. Dan nasib Jiang Rugui sungguh malang, saat dia bertransmigrasi, kakinya sudah patah dan dia sudah terlempar ke gunung. Mendengar lolongan serigala dari kejauhan, Jiang Rugui buru-buru mencari sebatang kayu untuk menopang dirinya berdiri. Kesempatan (chóngshēng - terlahir kembali) ini tidak datang dengan mudah, dia sama sekali tidak boleh tumbang di sini! Hanya saja, yang membuatnya putus asa adalah belum beberapa langkah dia berjalan, dia tanpa sengaja jatuh ke dalam lubang perangkap berburu milik pemburu. Baru saat itulah Jiang Rugui menyadari bahwa tubuh yang sekarang ditempatinya adalah seorang (yǎba - bisu). Meskipun, lubang ini tidak terlalu besar. Namun, dengan satu kaki pincang, lengan yang terluka, dan tidak bisa berbicara, dia hanya bisa berjongkok di dalam lubang dengan penuh harap menunggu seseorang datang menyelamatkannya. Akan tetapi, dia menunggu dari siang hingga malam, tidak ada seorang pun yang lewat. Saat ini, Jiang Rugui yang kedinginan, kelaparan, dan kesakitan hampir putus asa. Dan pada saat ini, (wū lòu piān féng lián yè yǔ - pepatah yang berarti kesialan datang bertubi-tubi), orang yang menyelamatkannya tidak kunjung datang, malah seekor serigala liar yang datang. Serigala itu terus menggeram padanya, seolah-olah kapan saja akan menerkamnya. Tepat pada saat genting itu, terdengar lolongan menyedihkan dari serigala itu, dan kemudian, serigala itu langsung jatuh ke tanah. Seseorang tiba-tiba muncul di mulut lubang. Mata Jiang Rugui tiba-tiba bersinar dengan harapan untuk hidup. ———— Shen Sui seharian berburu, dan sebenarnya sudah memutuskan untuk tidur. Namun, dia mendengar lolongan serigala liar yang terus-menerus dari kejauhan. Terganggu hingga tidak bisa tidur, Shen Sui memutuskan untuk melihat apa yang terjadi. Alhasil, dia melihat seekor serigala liar terus melolong ke arah mulut lubang. Melihat itu, Shen Sui langsung bertindak dan menembak mati serigala itu. Kemudian, dia melihat di dalam lubang, xiaofulang (istri laki-laki muda) keluarga Jiang sedang menatapnya dengan penuh harap. Dia tahu bahwa xiaofulang ini dijual oleh orang-orang keluarga Jiang. Jika dikembalikan, diperkirakan dia akan dibuang lagi. Maka, dia membawa xiaofulang itu kembali. Awalnya, dia berpikir untuk menunggu hingga kaki xiaofulang itu sembuh, lalu mencari jalan hidup lain untuknya. Akan tetapi, xiaofulang itu selalu menatapnya dengan penuh harap, dan semakin lama dia menatap, semakin dalam dia masuk ke dalam hatinya. Xiaofulang ini sendiri adalah orang yang dia selamatkan, tentu saja dia harus merawatnya seumur hidup!
cikiipanser2005 · 2.3K Views

Passion Twist : Tales of Lost Sisters

"Passion Twist : Tales of Lost Sisters" is a heart- wrenching epic that chronicles the lives of four sisters torn apart by war and circumstance. In the ravaged kingdom of Marinia, the once- peaceful land is destroyed,and the royal family is brutally murdered. The four sisters - Selena,Isolde, Adrielle, and Seraphina are separated and forced into lives of servitude, slavery and deception. As they navigate their new realities, each sisters faces unimaginable hardships. Selena is trapped in a life of sexual exploitation, Isolde toils as a child laborer and Adrielle escapes her mistress only to find herself on the brink of death. Seraphina, the youngest, is trained by a cunning and dangerous Lord to seduce the prince of Drakmara, but she finds herself entangled in a complete web of passion and loyalty. The prince, initially confident and imposing,harbors a deep - seated conflict. He's torn between his ambition to rule Drakmara and the manipulation of his uncle, who has conditioned him to doubt his own instincts. As the sisters'paths converge, they must confront their tormentors,their own demons and the secrets that threaten to tear them apart. With their fates hanging in the balance, the sisters must decide where their loyalty lies: with their kingdom, their family or their own hearts. Will they find a way to reunite, overcome their past,and forge a new future? Or will the passions that drive them tear them apart forever?
Bella_Chacha · 12.8K Views

Masquerade of Secrets

"May I have a dance with you?” Startled, she turned to find a tall, handsome stranger standing before her. His sharp jawline was slightly visible beneath his black domino mask he wore, which added to his allure and the depth in his eyes, which sparkled with amusement and intrigue. With a gallant bow, he offered his hand. Her heart fluttered as the flickering chandelier reflecting off the polished surface of the ballroom. She hesitated for a moment then placed her gloved hand in his, feeling the warmth radiating from his grasp, as he led her onto the dance floor. “Who might you be?” she asked, a playful smile curling her lips. ****** Mirabelle Worthington, a young woman stifled by societal expectations, finds herself entangled in a whirlwind of intrigue when she encounters a mysterious stranger at a lavish masquerade ball. Their passionate encounter ignites a forbidden desire within her, a spark that threatens to consume her as she prepares for an arranged marriage to the esteemed Maximilian Powell. Meanwhile, Maximilian, haunted by the memory of a captivating woman he met at the same ball, finds himself drawn into a dangerous game of deception. He becomes embroiled in a family conspiracy, facing threats to his family's fortune and the pressure of a loveless marriage. As he investigates a series of sabotage attempts, he uncovers a web of secrets that extends far beyond the confines of his own family. The plot weaves together the stories of several intriguing characters: Lady Sophia, a cunning socialite driven by a thirst for revenge; Dylan, a cunning inquiry officer pursuing a mysterious woman; and Julian, Maximilian's brother, who becomes entangled in a dangerous kidnapping scheme. As secrets are revealed and alliances shift, Mirabelle discovers a hidden pregnancy, a secret that threatens to shatter her carefully constructed life. Torn between duty, desire, and the weight of her own secrets, she must navigate the treacherous waters of high society while searching for her own truth.
Bella_Chacha · 6.6K Views
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