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My Cuteness Gets Me In Trouble

Say it with me: "We listen, and we don’t judge." Okay, so hear me out. I may have made a small mistake. But to be fair, how was I supposed to know that the cherry blossom tree I fell asleep under was home to the cutest squirrel ever to exist? Like, ever. A squirrel that just so happened to be the beloved pet of a powerful demon goddess from another world. I didn’t mean to grab it in my sleep and cuddle it to death. I swear! Its tail was just so fluffy! I think... I can’t be too sure since I was loopy on cough medicine. I had this really bad cold thanks to my idiot brother, who can’t seem to cover his fudging mouth. I’m getting off track, aren’t I? Sorry, sorry. Anyway, after the demon goddess sensed her pet’s life come to an untimely end, she teleported to its last location and found my sleeping self cuddling the dead thing. Remember, "We listen, and we don’t judge!" I can’t be the only sleep-cuddler here! So, in her rage and pain, the demoness kicked me into another tree—at least, I’m assuming that’s what happened, because when I woke up in agonizing pain, my head was stuck in said tree. As you can imagine, I died soon after. Bled out, the whole shebang. Long story short, the drop-dead gorgeous (hehe, see what I did there?) demoness—whom I may or may not have developed a major crush on—ended my life. Hey! Don’t judge. She gave me warm chestnuts. Golden chestnuts. That’s clearly love, right? Wait, where was I? Oh, right. My future wifey turned me into the cutest, most adorable squirrel ever! The upside—besides being able to nap on the demoness’s perfect chest? It’s the fact that, while I’m no longer a human girl, I could eventually evolve back into a human form. All I have to do is level up. If only people would stop trying to capture me and make me their pet! Back off! I know I'm cute, but I belong to my Wifey. You can't have this cute squirrel!"
Mango_Sloth · 3.1K Views

My Cat Goddess From The Fluffy Galaxy

!!! BREAKING NEWS !!! A GIANT ALIEN SPACESHIP IS THREATENING THE EARTH !! What would you do if you saw this on TV in real life? Would the alien spaceship even be your main concern if, the same day, you learned that your domestic cat is in fact the reincarnation of a goddess from a distant galaxy, who came to protect the Earth ? That's what Marvin and Angie, a young couple, are experiencing. But that's not even the most astonishing discovery for them! The most unstettlling news is that their yet to be born son has been chosen by the goddess to become her champion, to lead her army against her enemies. Read this if you want to hear the story of the baby boy who traveled across the universe to the galaxy of the divine cats, the Fluffy galaxy! This is full of thrilling adventures, fun, endearing characters, encounters with strange creatures from space, mind-boggling travels through unexplored places of the universe. For sure, this is the fluffiest story around! ******************************************************************** What NOT to expect from this book: - No romance - No R18 - No system What to expect from this book: - Great adventures on Earth and in space, - Fast-paced action - Comedy - Mythology - Some real hard science (you will learn real things about the solar system, the stars, the universe...) - Sad moments/ happy moments - Cats, of course... So, if you're ready, come and join us in our adventures. You don't want to miss on that unique experience. Be ready for the departure! ********************************************************************
Galactic_Fluff · 34.7K Views
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