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In a world where vampires coexist with humans, a young girl named Layla, haunted by a traumatic past, makes a desperate decision: she offers to serve the influential vampire family, the Vaughn's, in exchange for protecting her beloved aunt.

Hiro is a 16 year old boy who made friends with 12 female warriors that came from the past to the distant future, Hiro and his friends must help them over come the struggle of this new world and help them protect the world from the danger that's about to come

In the vastness of existence, where the magical and the mundane intertwine, where a skeleton - intricately connected bones - collide, we find ourselves on a journey unlike any other. It begins in a world of creaturely fantasies and seductive contradictions. At the centre of it all is Bones, a lowly, weak skeleton who possesses something special: perception. Tired of the monotonous existence of his skeletal brethren, of endless decay and hundreds of years spent in the damp, dark underground. Driven by a deep desire to discover the meaning of a real life, Bones ventured out into the world outside, a chaotic world of humans, a world full of joy, excitement and sadness... And then his path crosses with Lealia, an aristocratic girl on the run from a forced marriage and the stifling bonds of her aristocratic family. Their shy meeting forms the basis of an extraordinary relationship, a testament to the power of self-discovery and the beauty of a unique love. Together they will uncover conspiracies, face formidable enemies and fight to protect their own identities. Prepare for a story that perfectly blends dark humour with philosophical reflection, a tale where the mundane meets the magical, and an unlikely but deeply moving love story. It is a journey to find the meaning of life, the desire for freedom...

Synopsis: Roses are red, violets are blue. Lila, a florist grieving the loss of her fiancé James, feels his presence in every flower she arranges. Each bloom carries a memory—a joyful moment, a loving gesture, or a quiet promise they once shared. As her days blur into loneliness, she wonders if she’ll ever feel whole again. When Ethan, a kind and thoughtful stranger, begins visiting her shop, Lila finds unexpected comfort in his presence. His quiet support helps her see that while the pain of losing James will always be part of her, it doesn’t mean her story is over. Through small acts of courage and moments of healing, Lila learns that even in the shadow of grief, life offers new chances to love, grow, and start again. "Roses are red, Violets are blue" is a heartfelt story about loss, resilience, and finding hope in the beauty of life’s unexpected blooms.

"In a world divided into five continental countries, with the middle continent serving as a volatile buffer zone, tyranny reigns supreme in the southern continents, each governed by a ruthless monarch. The most dominant force in this oppressive empire is the Church of the Sun, where the Pope holds the highest authority, serving as both religious leader and king. The Church's power is further bolstered by the 12 Paladins and 24 Reverend Fathers, backed by an army of clergy soldiers. The catalyst for this tale is the infamous 'Day of Unity,' an event that transpired roughly 50-55 years ago. On this day, nations from across the continents gathered for diplomatic relations, only to face a treacherous assault by the Pope and his ruthless army. In a shocking turn of events, the Pope's forces attacked all attending nations, seizing their lands, and compelling the surviving members of royal families and their people to pledge loyalty to the oppressive empire. Yet, the kingdom of Valkenburg, renowned for its advanced military and impenetrable defenses, remained untouched, as their wise king sent only an emissary to the event. In this world, the mystical power of 'wave energy' flows through the veins of every individual, with each person born possessing a unique affinity. With rigorous training, they can harness multiple affinities. But there's more to this universe than meets the eye. Rift Gates scattered throughout Earth lead to other realms. These gates are largely controlled by the imperial army, except for those hidden in free territories or the untamed eastern regions. The alternate realms include 'The Realm of Disorder,' 'The Shadowlands,' 'The Land of the Fel' (comprising seven colossal circles, each the size of a solar system), 'Wonderland' (a heavenly realm with light-type beings and five expansive circles, symbolized as 'the five circles of the rainbow'), and 'Verdana.' At the pinnacle of this intricate universe stands the Titanomachy, god-like beings who rule over these realms and influence magic on the mortal plane. They are the architects of this fantastical world, each possessing unrivaled power and purpose. Amidst this intricate tapestry of realms, magic, and political intrigue, 'The Knight of Roses' embarks on a journey filled with danger, discovery, and destiny. The Main Character, Arryn of Asa, a battle-worn mercenary with a shadowy past, will navigate the tumultuous landscapes, confront the horrors lurking in the cursed forests, and delve into the mysteries of the dark lord and his connection to the shadowy figure. As the story unfolds, the MC will find themselves at the center of a brewing conflict, where loyalties will be tested, alliances forged, and the fate of nations hanging in the balance."

They say every rose has its thorns, a silent warning to tread carefully. But what if I told you it isn’t the thorns you should fear? It’s the shadows—the unseen guardians that lurk behind the beauty. Ruthless and unforgiving, they will stop at nothing to protect what’s most precious: their rose. Alina is no ordinary rose. She is the epitome of allure, a vision of beauty so enchanting that time seems to halt when she smiles. Those who glimpse her are left breathless, captivated by her radiance. Yet, it is her eyes that set her apart—eyes said to be a gift from the heavens themselves. When they meet yours, it feels as if your very soul is laid bare, consumed by an otherworldly fire. Many have desired Alina, drawn to her irresistible charm. But none have truly understood the cost. For to claim this rose is to challenge the shadow that protects her—a perilous gamble where beauty hides danger, and desire may lead to ruin. Are you brave enough to face the shadow of this rose?

In the frozen wilderness of the Snow Lands, Scypha embarks on her coming-of-age journey with her wolf companion, Darko, when she experiences her first blackout. She wakes to find her hands stained with blood and no memory of what happened. As these episodes become more frequent, their cause unknown, she can only grow increasingly fearful of the violent, uncontrollable forces growing within her and the unsettling euphoria that always seems to follow. Far to the south, the dryad Eletha, a fervent guardian of nature who harbors deep disdain for humans, faces her own troubles. Dealing with the meat-men has never brought her forest or its people anything but grief, and an inevitable conflict is brewing. One can hope for a peaceful solution, but given the unreconcilable differences between the two peoples, others might be far more appealing...

Prepare yourself for an unpredictable, yet enticing modern love story of ‘boy meets girl’.

"You're the most callous person I've ever met!" I yelled. "It's not like you're a saint either, Siren." "Red," I correct him. Right when I thought he was inhuman, there was twinkle in his eye when I said this. Ever since the disappearance of his now non existing significant 'other. Nothing else mattered to him. So he thought at least. He was the monster in his favorite song, the repulsive one, he was the nostalgic, rare breed, that adored the smell of gasoline. She, oh she was the Siren. The exquisite in all man's eyes. She was known as the ray of danger... but she truly was a ray of sunshine. She, solemnly wanting a better future for herself. He, doing what he did best. He killed with no remorse. He lived for blood and pain And I just hoped I wasn't his next victim. What happens when a tornado and a volcano meet again? Find out

Ace is trouble. The kind that barges into Raya’s life with cocky smirks, bold games, and the power to ignite a fire she can’t put out. But when sparks fly, will Raya resist him, or will she get burned? Burning Roses is a whirlwind of tension, sass, and scorching chemistry. Will their clashes destroy them—or pull them closer than they ever expected?

Blood. Blood was dripping from my forehead. Panting, I tried to catch my breath. For a minute, I was tempted to look back and see if the Japanese Yakuza was chasing after me. I muttered a curse, trudging through the quiet street, making sure to hide in the shadows, avoiding all streetlights. Stupid Japanese Mafia Boss and his claim to rule the mafia world. But I will never let him. Not after killing my entire family. Thinking about them, a brief flashback of my father screaming for me to flee before a bullet passed through his head, instantly ending his life, appeared in my line of vision. I clenched my hands into fists, sadness and fury burning inside me. I will make sure that the Japanese Mafia will pay for what they did. I will avenge my father. My family. From this day forward, they have declared war. And war they shall have. *** Cover Image from Google

With the many missing cases that had been happening lately, the detective Victor finds himself with yet another case, that will change his future forever.

Miss Red, Adalah seorang Agen Rahasia, yang keluar Dari kesatuannya karena alasan Pribadi, Ia membuka sebuah Biro Detektif swasta. Sebab menurutnya Orang Itu, Pembunuh Itu Masih Keliaran,Jiwanya Terpanggil Kembali. untuk satu hal, menegakan Keadilan,mengusut Tuntas Kejahatan, menurutnya Tidak Ada Kejahatan yang sempurna selalu ada petunjuk. Dan Petunjuk Itu adalah Miss Red. Ayo baca, ini cerita yang menarik loh.. Jangan lupa dukung penulis dengan Vote Lima Bintang,Review lima Bintangnya, PS dan Gift. by: Red Queen (farahdiba_sandala)

A cursed Rose Crown. A lost princess. And a contract that binds her to a mysterious knight. Elena must face deadly trials to reclaim her kingdom and rewrite her destiny.

In a crumbling world teetering on the edge of annihilation, a young boy learns to pilot Titania, a colossal war machine capable of turning the tide against inhuman horrors. But mastery comes at a terrible cost. A cunning voice of a woman, always in your head, prompting you to fight till your last breath. how long can he withstand the punishing consequence that follows, while piloting a Titania.

She had been attacked, raped and left for dead in the street, but the moment she woke up, she discovered she now had the combined experience of two very different people from very different lifetimes in her head, as well as a mysterious mark branded onto her body and power within her blood. Now, follow Nya as she navigates the strange new galaxy she finds herself in, encountering allies and enemies across the stars and amassing wealth, power and status as she aims to be ruler of it all

In high-tech dystopian Neo Chicago, the right to trial by court is obsolete. Instead, criminals are marked as Red-Listed in society. When Lucia Mason’s mother frames her for murder and she becomes Red-Listed, she’s forced to live life on the streets and desperately evade law enforcement. In a turn of events, she meets Eric Nolan, another framed criminal, and leader of a group of rebels fighting for justice. Along with Eric’s seemingly cold and unempathetic exterior, he appears to hold secrets about her past. Will Lucia be able to become closer to the temperamental leader, or will she be thrown back into the unforgiving city with no hope of clearing her name?

A girl, dedicated to her work and her people. A boy, who has nothing to live for except his sick mother. A world with human flesh craving creatures called desicles is where both have to survive. She has always asked for one thing: A simple thing,a simple happiness, a simple LIFE. Struggling with her friends to end the curse of desicles from their world,Emerald is dragged into the dark world of truths and blood where life isn't a bed of flowers. Will she be able to get that simple moment? After fleeting from his father's clutches, Rumis seeks for true freedom and humanity.What has fate planned out for him? Will they both be able to get what they want?

A Poem a Day A daily dive into chaos, humor, and heartfelt musings, A Poem a Day is a collection of unpredictable poems that range from silly to sincere. With cheesy rhymes, bizarre metaphors, and the occasional heartfelt gem, it’s a celebration of creativity and the joy of trying something new. Life’s short—why not write a poem about it?

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

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The air is toxic. Living under constant scrutiny and the threat of dishonor, young women and girls are put through training to entertain the general public. The earth has long been poisoned, dancers providing a distraction for the bleak lives of the audience. Follow the team, The Ash Roses, as they compete, kill, and are killed, thrown into Heaven, Hell, and the space in between: Mu.

Amara, a celestial being, escapes a 200-year house arrest to explore the human realm with her bodyguards Mo Yue, Kane, and Ryo. Their journey encounters possessed acquaintances, demons, and the mysterious Kayden. Tensions rise with the arrival of Husani, revealing unexpected connections and family dynamics. As Amara takes commissions to earn celestial currency, she faces the threat of the Celestial Skies and delves into a world of illegal betting houses in a demon city. The plot intensifies with kidnappings and an unexpected reunion with Kyan, weaving a complex tale of fantasy, intrigue, and celestial politics.

When do times get dark, when do you know who to trust, when will we be free? Terios grows up running from the government, his whole life being a mess as the sound of guns no longer makes his ears ring. He has been running for sixteen years as he hasn't been caught- but things turn to the worst and he was caught. Will he find a way out? Notice that this book is authorized and will be reported if I find out you stole my book(s) without permission.Thank you- Kitty