Stupid Goat

Vini is a prodigal genius who, after an incident becomes depressed and low on life. But a mysterious power tries to help him by making him spend a day with different GOATs. Greatest of all time in their respective eras.Follow Vini as he goes through a journey of self discovery.

Meet Damon Cross As a child, Damon Cross had to deal with the horrible realities of domestic violence and being homeless. He and his mother, who had always been there for him, struggled to find security. After losing his first backyard fight, When Damon gets a new MMA system, his luck changes dramatically. This mysterious system becomes his guide, improving his skills and raising him into the world of mixed martial arts. He learns more about mixed martial arts and gets better at it with the help of this system. With this renewed strength, Damon is determined to not only move up in the fight world, but also make a better future for both of them as a way to repay his mother for what she did. [YOU HAVE AWAKENED THE EMMAC SYSTEM] [CONGRATULATIONS TO HOST FOR BECOMING A DOUBLE CHAMP] witness how Damon goes from a Bum to a Champ. Romance: Yes Fights: Yes

A story about a man that died with a lot of regrets. Follow him as gets a chance to rewrite his story and do right by those whom he fails in the past. Follow his journey as he embarks on the road to becoming The Greatest Of All Time, The Goat, The singularity. Of the beautiful game of Football Thank you for giving my novel a chance I’m quit new to this so I hope you enjoyable read in a world of my creation

“Who is the football GOAT?” A question that has been asked countless times in the last decade. Is it Cristiano Ronaldo or Lionel Messi? To be fair, the question actually depended on what one wanted from a player as they were two different people and they played differently from the other. This was also the case with every other legendary player to grace the game. As a diehard fan of the game, Jason Bolu also had someone he thought to be the goat, but unlike most people, he harbored the desire to not only become as great as them, but even greater than any legend that ever graced the game. He wanted to become the Greatest Of All Legends… the GOAL. Unfortunately, fate has never cared about people’s hopes and dreams, and just like every other unfortunate human, she hit him hard across the face with a broken reality and sent him flying in another direction from his goal, yet he didn’t give up and continually persevered but, in the end, he didn’t ever make it. He wasn’t even halfway near his goal. He thought it was over… but it wasn’t. He got another chance at his dreams, and this time he was going to do more than his best to achieve his dream. *disclaimer* There is no system or cheats, just plain hard work and a past life of experience.. Also, despite the use of real-life characters, places and things, this is an artistic creation in which things wouldn't be as they are in real life so don't be surprised at some things that are unrealistic and out of place e.g. exact details, attitude of characters etc. This is a slow-paced novel. Join my discord channel and let's have fun together... link below, https://discord.com/invite/QpbCdNZW

If you're not sitting at the table, then you are definitely lying on the menu. If you have nothing, then your life is your only capital. Song Heping, compelled by life to make a fortune in a warzone, accidentally got swept into the war and, in a confused state, was promoted by a bunch of Da Maozi to be the boss of a Defense Company. In this day and age, who still becomes a mercenary! I want to sell arms, I want to sell coffee cups worth a few bucks for over a thousand US Dollars. I want to sell a 9-dollar socket for the price of 299 US Dollars. I want to sell goats, the kind that costs millions of US Dollars each... Don't ask, and don't come auditing, whether you're from the Audit Office or the CIA, I'll send you all off... My name is Song Heping. I came, I conquered, I reign as the king. Don't call me the "Lord of War," I love peace, I am here to deliver "peace".

Jasper Grumbleweed is a hapless peasant with one marketable skill: a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. In the kingdom of Blunderwood, where dangerous beasts roam and knights only care about their Instagram-worthy dragon fights, Jasper discovers an uncanny talent—he can tame any creature using the most ridiculous methods imaginable. From convincing a troll to stop terrorizing villages by teaching it yoga, to pacifying a rampaging griffin with a terrible lute solo, Jasper’s approach is as baffling as it is effective. When the kingdom’s greatest beastmaster goes missing, Jasper is "volunteered" to fill the role. With his trusty sidekick—a sassy, perpetually unimpressed talking goat—he embarks on a quest to tame the kingdom’s most ferocious creatures before they overthrow the castle. Packed with misadventures, absurd logic, and Jasper’s laughable attempts at heroism, this is a tale of unlikely triumphs, untamed hilarity, and the occasional flying dungbomb

Welcome to the kingdom of Blundertopia, where logic takes a vacation and chaos reigns supreme! Meet Sir Wrongalot, a clumsy knight armed with a bent pool noodle and an unshakable (though completely unwarranted) sense of confidence. Alongside his trusty goat Buttercup—who wears a mushroom as a hat—and a band of equally ridiculous misfits, Sir Wrongalot embarks on quests so absurd, even the gods are confused. From stealing royal biscuits to orchestrating a British teaparty under siege by giant pigeons, no task is too foolish for this ragtag crew. With each chapter more hilariously nonsensical than the last, Stupid will have you laughing, groaning, and questioning how such a book even exists. If you’re ready for a story filled with exploding teapots, biscuit battles, and a goat that may or may not be the true hero, then grab a bo’ele of woter and dive into the stupidity. Because sometimes, life’s greatest adventures are also its dumbest. Warning: This book contains excessive silliness, questionable logic, and one very smug goat. Proceed with caution (and snacks).

Kage is a young spirited soul who lives on an earth that has completely been altered thanks to a cataclysmic event. Such events led to the creation of what people in this world call OGI a power source 75% of the population has flowing inside their bodies with such power, they can use what scientists call levels one and two but with the world always evolving it's is discovered there's way more to OGI than we thought originally. Scientists have discovered that level three exists and with that discovery, the world which is split into 4 zones has people from all over trying to discover level three whether it's for a good reason or a bad one. Kage and his best friend Unkown with many other individuals like them make it their goal to discover level three and what makes it so special. Threw this adventure they will have fun times, sad times, and traumatic times they will even face enemies who have their plans set on using level three for reasons unimaginable... art credt @maxemillian

In the mountain city of Falcrest, Atlas, an orphan and outsider, has always been avoided for his foreign origins. When his dormant mana core unexpectedly awakens, he is thrust into the academy to train as a Blade, one of Draegar’s elite warriors. Surrounded by harsh expectations and unrelenting discipline, Atlas must master his rare talents and prove himself in a society where power defines survival and weakness has no place. What to expect: *Core cultivation and advancement *Super soldiers *Weak to strong progression What not to expect: *Random powerups *Murderhobo Mc *Stupid Mc

Black magic. Its main use. Supernatural monstrosities, made to serve evil ends and cause pain. People drawn into it usually lose their freedom. But this time, through a selfish sacrifice, another regains it. And returns to the world. D&D world. Don't know much about it but i try my best. I don't own the cover image, a friend found it on the internet Will make a lot of references like my GOAT Araki

The Mayan ceremonial dagger had an inscription in the ancient language that read: "Offer thy heart". It's obviously an instruction left by the past inhabitants of this forgotten place, but who would be stupid enough to stab himself in the heart with a rusty old knife found inside a tombstone? After activating my battery pack the dagger shimmers brightly in a cyan light, the creatures are coming, I can hear their steps. 'It's do or die.'

Fiyana entered the beast world and transformed into a cute golden cat . she became a beast woman.so she accepts her fate.she start living happily in that world.In certain circom stances, she have to take some beast husbands.Now she has seven husbands and they pampered her so much.They all have different attitude and behavior. _A pretty alluring clever fox _A soft and weak young goat _A cold but kind snake _An handsome and powerful eagle _A cute and innocent panda _A great beauty of a peacock _A strong and brave wolf One thing is so common on them .That, they all are so clingy to her.

the smallest changes can cause the biggest ripples. in a massive galaxy change will always occur and nothing will ever stay the same. embark on a journey following an officer of the geriatric empire as he learns truths of the empire.while recruiting new member to his faction where there is only one goal to purge the jedi. I dony own the original work and characters obviously. but I do have utmost respect for the original work cover is not mine this is my first novel so there will be mistakes. English is my first language so if you find errors I deserve the abuse.

I was a normal novelist, who got really popular after creating my first novel "Fever War" and went to Comiket to not only meet my fans, but also sell my own merchs. Only for me to make a stupid bet with one of my fans and got sent into my own novel. Now I have to survive this everchanging landscape, due to my appearance and the butterfly effect I have caused and try to find a way back, and get back against the one who sent me to this place.

She stared at him. "Are you dumb?" [Dumb: temporarily unable or unwilling to speak] Kai shook his head. "No, I can speak, I'm just not very good at it." he smiled sheepishly. "Tend to embarrass myself a lot." Stupid? Ignorant? Attracting unwanted attention? Kai Waltz waltzed into a foreign life his superiors labeled "Case Deadpan". Prove you aren't a joke or die trying. All Kai has going are his good looks which, let's face it, cause more trouble than not.

Rahmat, a 30-year-old Indonesian coach, finds himself thrust into the world of elite football when he’s unexpectedly appointed manager of Luton Town after their promotion to the Premier League. Struggling with limited resources, Rahmat is gifted a mysterious “System” that grants him the power to summon players from iconic football anime worlds. --- I wrote this novel for fun, to improve my writing skills, imagination, and, of course, my English skills. The novel will always be free to read and If you guys have any input or requests about how the story should progress, don't hesitate to let me know. Thank you! Disclaimer: This novel is a work of fiction. The characters, incidents, and dialogue are products of the author's imagination and are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, places, or persons, living or dead, including real-life football players, teams, or managers, is purely coincidental or used solely as inspiration. Real-life figures mentioned are reimagined in a fictional context and do not represent the actual views or personalities of those individuals.

"As a footballer, what do you desire the most?" For most footballers, the answer to that question was very simple, they all wanted the same thing. Besides the goalkeepers, they all wanted to score more goals and win more awards because that was the criteria used to judge the best players. However, Axel was different, just like every other footballer, he wanted to become one of the GOATs of the game if not the goat but he wanted to do it his own way. Why do all the great players and legends have so many goals compared to the assists and none of the so-called great playmakers has been able to reach five hundred assists while a good number of great goal scorers has crossed that number for goals? Is it because assists are harder to pull off compared to goals? No, it's because they are neglected. If most players were to choose between a goal and an assist, they would pick goals all the way but assists are just as important, they all lead to the same result which is contributing toward winning the game. If they are going to put goals ahead, then I am going to put assists ahead, I will surpass all their assists records and put an unbelievable gap between me and them. I will become the first player to reach an unimaginable number of assists, I will become the god of playmakers and no one will ever come close. **** This is my second attempt in trying to write a good football novel so please give this one a read, thank you.

"I'm not impressed." He said and Kalina guessed the laughter in his words. "Still." She returned, trying to match his amusement and completely failing. That man had a knack for annoying her, that was for sure. ¿Why? Kalina didn't know for sure. She felt a little stupid about the discovery, but there was something else. Something attracted her to him, that was undeniable.

I picked up a lowly actress from a pile of corpses and a sea of fire. She was base, stupid, and terrified of death. She had been beaten countless times and didn't dare to speak to me loudly. She was not worthy of me at all. But I was rather fond of her. So I bestowed upon her the most precious sword in the world. Later, I was riddled with holes by that very sword.

"Are you lonely?" "Sometimes. Yes." We didn't speak after that. Too much stuff was said. His words was heavy like the cake. And like the crashed car. And Mr Bennett's stupid Olympiad. ... Things go a muck when Poppy Grace meets Harley. The not so typical boy-next-door. He's named after a t-shirt and has a dad who isn't really his dad. And knows a lot about everything. He's normal. But, Poppy isn't. Except, maybe they're not so different after all.

A story of a mentally exhausted 18-year-old, dragging her life through her "dreary" college days. "That was so stupid of you!!! ", I yelled at my sister, whilst running. "Well, who was it that suggested such a stupid thing!!!??", she yelled back with sarcasm. "I can't even stand on my own two feet, and you want me to help you", I rolled my eyes at her. " Aww... I know you care about me! How can you not!?", she wheedled with me. Well, follow me to find out how an 18-year-old dragging her feet also goes crazy with her little sister, looking every bit of extreme loonies.

Um homem militar das forças especiais morreu devido a uma traição e caiu no mundo de resident evil ..... essa não é uma estória comum e muito menos um fanfic legalzinha, ela conta um drama de um humano tentando sobreviver em meio ao desespero e caos, sem sistema ou harem, apenas a fria realidade e suas memórias da vida passada, ele só pode contar consigo mesmo para sobreviver ..... Note: This story deals with heavy themes and doesn't have egg drooling, so don't expect a stupid and juvenile fanfic full of romance.

What is the probability of a lion sparing a wild goat? What is the probability of a cat sparing a mouse? Probably zero percent. Is there any predator willing to spare its prey? Is love really that strong? As an exiled prince ,Zhao Shenbao(Long Haoyue) became one of the most resilient men to ever exist. His resilience was enhanced by the several sufferings he underwent in Gloomhaven ,a place regarded as hell on earth. Zhao Shenbao had long realized that the world was too cruel for good people to live in. In order to survive ,Zhao Shenbao started a shady business of capturing foxes and making beneficial products out of them and selling them for his own gain. Hu Lan,the strongest fox from the Hu Clan was wounded heavily after an ambush attack. As a result he regained his original form and ended up being captured by Zhao Shenbao. Realizing he had jumped from the frying pan into the fire ,Hu Lan gave himself up to the hands of fate. Somehow,Zhao Shenbao developed a special kind of fondness towards him and found himself unable to tear him into pieces for his own benefit. Instead ,he ended up harbouring other intentions towards him. Interact with me on my reddit community:r/xiaohuli455webnovels

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only Light can do that," the Goddess Amalthea said as she held William in her loving embrace. "Hate cannot drive out hate, only Love can do that.” In order to help his little brothers and sisters at the orphanage, and save the person he loves, William decided to make the ultimate sacrifice. This selfless act moved the hearts of the Gods into gifting William the opportunity to enter the Cycle of Reincarnation with their blessings. Together with his Mama Ella, and a herd of goats, William embarks on a new journey to find the meaning of happiness in his new life. In a world of Swords and Magic, where adventures roam wild and free, the tale of the Legendary Shepherd is about to begin! [Disclaimer: You might get addicted reading this story.] ----------- Author's other stories. Strongest Necromancer of Heaven's Gate Wizard World Irregular Story Collaboration with other Authors. Kingdom Building Done Right ----------- P.S I would like to thank my editor RedPandaChick for always being there to help me with the edits of my story. Special thanks to Eranoth for helping me Fine-Tune the novel to make it more consistent and less chaotic. -----

A stupid story where 2 brothers can't get along lol. ohh and power....

Alvaro Cortez, a gifted young footballer from the humble suburb of Valle Sol, dreams of playing for Blanco Royal FC, one of the most prestigious football clubs in Europe. Growing up idolizing legends and training on dusty fields. 'GOAT: Against All Odds' is the journey of Alvaro the boy with dreams to becoming a famous footballer, One of the greatest. As Alvaro navigates the highs and lows of his ascent, he faces critical moments of failure, redemption, and growth. Along the way, he learns that greatness isn’t achieved alone—it requires the support of teammates, mentors, and an unwavering determination to overcome setbacks. This is a story of ambition, resilience, and self-discovery, chronicling Alvaro Cortez’s journey from a small-town dreamer to a rising star in the world of football. Set against the backdrop of intense rivalries, personal sacrifices, and the relentless pursuit of excellence, it’s a tale of what it takes to rise to the top and stay there. ------ The story would sometimes be fast paced or slow according to the situations. System = check ✅ Critical Injury = check ✅ ( nb : predictable,i mean don't we have a system to introduce) Romance = check ✅ ----- So the system part of the story wouldn't start until quit some time.You know, I don't want anyone to criticize my guy saying he can't do sh*t without system so.And the clubs and players are inspired from irl and i won't use the real names or anything,Cause I don't want any complications later(IYKYk). -----

Synopsis: It's Summer Break So Matthew Decides To Invite Both Three Girls And Charlie To The Metrodome, A Large Swimming Center And So Begins The Legendary Beach Episode. Unknowingly To Them Tres Ivory, Is Plotting To Strike And Reaper Is Readying The Final Piece To Put His Extermination Plans, How Will This All End?

In the Middle Ages in the West and the Edo Era in the North East, incessantly declaring wars over vague matters, this was clearly stupid. a young man who lived a hundred years after the war, wanted to repeat the war again, but the war was not created by his hands. keep up with the story, available on webnovel and wattpad