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"Reclaimers" 10 years ago, the world fell. The red moon rose, shattering the earth and unleashing monstrous beings known as Reclaimers from its depths. Cities crumbled, humanity’s weapons proved futile, and survivors were forced into hiding. The once-dominant species became prey. Among the ruins, Ash and Lilith, orphaned siblings, grew up dodging death. Born into a shattered world, they’ve survived by relying on each other and the instincts honed from years of evading the horrors stalking their every step. But Ash wants more than survival—he wants revenge. When a chance encounter with the Vanguard—a hardened group of elite warriors fighting to reclaim the planet—offers them a glimpse of hope, Ash and Lilith are drawn into a dangerous journey toward the Citadel, humanity’s last stronghold. With Reclaimers hunting their every move and the promise of freedom and strength within reach, Ash dreams of joining the fight. But the red moon’s secrets run deeper than anyone knows, and the siblings’ survival will force them to confront not only the monsters outside but the ones within. Will humanity rise from its ruins, or has the Fall only just begun?

A man in his thirties was standing in front of she-devil's grave, under everyone's watchful eyes, he dropped the flower to her coffin, his tone was full of ridicule. "Congrats on your death." Next year he came, "I won. You lost to me and I will live well. Just rot in there." Next year he came again, "I have a pretty girlfriend and I will marry next year. My life is good. Nothing to worry about." Next year he came once more, "I will stop visiting and forget you! My life is better without you! See, I live well!" But he came again the next year and the years after that. People said he was hunted by his so-called arch-enemy. That even after death, the devil did not even let him go. He stood in front of her grave. His once handsome face had turned old and wrinkly. "Bei Sangyun, I cursed you. You are not allowed to rest in peace. You must be suffering there like me, right? You devil..." He might be the last one standing. But his life was the same as the dead's- lifeless and empty. He did not live well, he never once marry and his heart was never at peace. And it was all the fault of one person. ***** Bei Sangyun was a big bully in high school. The target of her bullying was the skinny boy in her grade, Fei Chuan. They were classmates once in kindergarten and met again in high school. But one day, just a year left before graduation, the big bully suddenly changed. One day, Fei Chuan hesitantly opened his locker. The other night, the big bully said that she left something in his locker. He did not really want to open it. He was afraid a poisonous snake would come out of his locker. However, his report card was there. With gritted teeth, the young boy opened it. However, what appeared was not a hideous thing as he expected, but a bright pink letter with a little heart sticker as a seal. It turned out, the surprise was scarier than a snake. Was this a new form of torture? Since then, Bei Sangyun relentlessly chased the young Fei Chuan until the two got married. ****** This is a story of rebirth. The two arch-enemies who could not live under the same sky had become sweet lovers.

[WSA 2025] What if your survival depended not on brute strength, but on blueprints?" [Initiating Black gear protocol…] [Neural handshake at one hundred percent..] [Bonding…complete. ] “Oh yeah,it's about to go down!" ………… You’ve heard of cultivation systems, harem systems, and all those fantastical systemy stuff. But here’s a twist: an Engineering System. No ancient bloodlines, no secret martial arts, no old grandpa giving pointers—just wrenches, metal, and enough ingenuity to rewrite the rules of survival. Meet Ryan Renfield,your typical college student whose life takes a drastic turn after awakening the Black gear system when Doomsday arrives. But in an unruly world where power is everything, brains often fall short of brawns. That’s fine though as Ryan isn’t here to play fair anyway—he’s here to invent, outwit, and dismantle all his opponents... while looking damn cool at it. However,it's just not about looking cool as he must come to terms with the truth of his origins and it's relation to a universe level threat. So what are you waiting for? Strap in for a wild ride where innovation trumps magic, technology crushes tradition, and one man’s genius becomes humanity’s last ray of hope. P.S:There's going to be a lot of face slapping (Hehehe, Author's evil laugh)

A college anthropology project forces students to study each other's worlds like alien cultures. But when Chance Taylor, a freshman on the wrestling squad gets paired with an unapologetically gay dance major, their "field research" turns into something else entirely. Their masculine energy did more than just blur social boundaries—they're about to learn what really makes boyfriend material—and how the right person can make you question everything you thought you knew about desire... ************ Disclaimer!!! This book is packed with extremely explicit sexual content. It's made for readers who enjoy raw, uncensored material. You'll find graphic male/male encounters, hardcore scenes, and sexual content that pushes boundaries. It's dark, it's intense, and yeah, some might call it depraved. If you're under 18 or don't want to read about explicit gay sex, fetishes, and unfiltered carnal acts - DO NOT READ THIS BOOK! You've been warned. Reading beyond this point means you're a consenting adult who knows exactly what you're getting into. If you nevertheless choose to proceed and find yourself offended or disturbed, DO NOT BLAME THE AUTHOR. This is your final advisory.  18+ ONLY. Please take note: This is fiction. Everything in here came from imagination. Characters, places, events - all made up. Any connection to real people or events is pure coincidence. No copying or sharing without permission. Let's begin...

Chloe was the second daughter of the Bishop family, she was the girl who had it all breathtaking looks, a foster father who loved her as much as his own biological daughter, and a fiance who was handsome and rich. But nothing was perfect in this world. It turned out she also had a foster mother and sister who could ruin everything she had. The night before the engagement party, her foster mother drugged her and plotted to send her to hooligans. Fortunately, Chloe went to the wrong room and spent a night with a stranger. It turned out that man was the CEO of America's top multinational group, who was only 29 but on the Forbes List. After having a one-night stand with her, he proposed, "Marry me, I will help you to take revenge."

Teesha tidak tahu jika "berpacaran pura-pura" bisa membuatnya benar-benar jatuh hati pada pria itu. "Kamu ninggalin aku saat aku bener-bener luluh sama kamu. Ini semua bukan hanya tentang kamu, William. Tapi tentang kita."

Book One: After Lilith's mysterious disappearance, Ivy must follow her mother's last instructions, leading her to a bizarre land with new and foreign people. Unbeknownst to her, the people of that land are aware of her eventual arrival. However, they are also wary as they've received a prophecy that Ivy could be the savior of their colony or the one who destroys it. Book Two: Still, Zoe is left feeling distracted and distant several months later. Hope is not lost as she receives surprising news that she may(if she plays her cards right) be able to see Ivy again. Book Three: ---------------------------- Next Up is that one dream we all had when we were kids. When we would leave home in search of adventure and all sorts of creatures in our imaginations ran wild in this world. ----------------------------- I will update this story every Monday and now Saturday with a new chapter. "I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com" as well as ScribbleHub

"As the world darkens, Elliotte wields the legendary Exilibur on a perilous quest to reclaim the Rings of Light. Facing magical beasts, rival warriors, and the sinister Morvanious, he must confront not only his enemies but also his deepest fears. The final stand for the light has begun—will it be enough?"

Arya Dhiraj, seorang pria tampan dan cerdas, dulunya adalah seorang psikopat yang tak kenal belas kasih. Ketika ia diberi kesempatan untuk kembali ke masa lalu, ia bersumpah untuk membalas dendam pada para pembully yang pernah menghancurkan hidupnya. Dengan kecerdasan luar biasa dan sisi gelap yang masih melekat, Arya merancang balas dendam yang dingin dan mematikan. Namun, semakin jauh ia melangkah, ia mulai mempertanyakan: apakah balas dendam benar-benar bisa menyembuhkan luka lama, atau justru mengubahnya menjadi monster yang tak kenal ampun?

"She stopped me from coming to the wedding!" "It's because she loved you and did not want me to marry you." "Do you think I'll trust you again? You liar!" He bellowed but he had believed her.

Klara grew up believing in the simplicity of life, even as an orphan. But one fateful night shattered her innocence forever. In a moment of desperation, she agreed to fill in for a friend as a strip dancer—only to meet **Jake**, the devilishly ruthless CEO who never believed in love. One passionate mistake led to a night she couldn’t forget… and a secret she couldn’t hide. When Klara discovered she was pregnant, fear consumed her. Unable to face Jake or the life she imagined he’d reject, she fled to another country, carrying not one, but three pieces of her heart. Years later, she returns, now the mother of triplets, ready to rebuild her life. But unknown to her, Jake has been waiting, haunted by the woman who disappeared that night. And he’s not the only one with questions. As old wounds resurface and truths unravel, Klara must face the man she once ran from. Can she protect her children—and her heart—or will Jake's cold, unyielding world break her all over again?

S1. Arjun adalah CEO yang dingin saat masa lalunya pergi darinya. Arjun bahkan bersumpah jika dirinya akan menikah dan memiliki empat orang istri di depan masa lalunya. Wanita yang pertama dinikahi oleh Arjun bernama Nike, istri kedua Nurul, istri ketiga bernama Nurma, dan istri keempat bernama Dinda. Arjun menikah dua kali lagi setelah istri ketiganya meninggal dunia dan juga istri keduanya di ceraikan nya. Salah satu dari kedua istrinya yang baru adalah masa lalu dari Arjun yang sangat ia cintai dan itu membuat Dinda sangat cemburu. Setelah beberapa tahun kemudian Arjun menceraikan istri dari salah satu istri yang baru itu untuk hidup berbahagia dengan laki-laki yang sangat di cintanya. Dari ketiga istrinya tidak ada yang bisa menarik perhatian dari Arjun dan juga Arjun meniduri salah satu dari ketiga istrinya, hingga akhirnya Arjun jatuh cinta pada istri keempatnya yaitu Dinda. Dari Dinda lah Arjun merasakan dicintai dengan tulus mencintai Arjun. Dinda dan Arjun dikaruniai dua orang anak. Keduanya pernah terpisah, lamanya empat tahun mereka terpisah karena ulah dari adik sepupu Arjun yang jahat. Setelah kejadian itu Dinda lah yang menjadi istri satu-satunya Arjun. Arjun dan Dinda di karunia dua orang yang pertama bernama Rifki dan yang kedua bernama Titah, kedua anak Arjun dan Dinda hanya berbeda lima tahun. S2 Rifki terpaksa menikah karena ancaman pamannya (adik sepupu dari ayahnya), apa bila dia tidak mau menuruti permintaan pamannya akan memberhentikan semua pengobatan ayahnya. Ayahnya harus mencangkok jantung demi ayahnya tetap terus hidup dan juga menunggu ayahnya sampai mendapatkan jantung yang cocok maka pamannya yang membiayai berobat ayahnya. Titah di jodohkan oleh anak dari mantan istri ketiga ayahnya tentunya setelah paman mereka mati di bunuh oleh putrinya sendiri dengan perintah dari suaminya. S3 Rizky adalah anak satu-satunya Rifki yang takut sekali dengan wanita, setiap ada wanita yang mendekat padanya Rizky langsung lari ketakutan. Sampai akhirnya Rizky bertemu dengan Tasya lalu kemudian Rizky memilih menikah dengan Tasya. Sementara Titah memilih tinggal di luar negeri bersama dengan suaminya mengurus perusahaan atau bisnisnya di sana bersama dengan ketiga anaknya setelah Arjun dan Dinda meninggal dunia. Dan beberapa tahun berlalu Titah dan suaminya memilih untuk kembali ke indonesia, dan juga mengurus perusahaan nya yang ada di indonesia.

“Maybe we should get you home,” Frank suggested, standing up. Emma nodded, her head spinning. “Maybe… maybe not yet.” But it was too late. As she stood, her knees buckled, and Frank caught her just in time. “Whoa, easy there.” The night was about to take an unexpected turn, and neither of them knew it yet.

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Under the influence of drugs, Ida has a night stand with Cian Klein and got pregnant with his baby

Betrayed by her fiance, taken advantage of by her family, and defrauded of her wealth. All she wanted was a rich and powerful life free of stress, a life without her overbearing so-called family, who she knew were only using her and were not there for her, and a beautiful life with her fiance CLAUS EASTON. She thought her life was perfect without anyone having to tell her, living as a mysterious person at night and as a wealthy and powerful CEO during the day. Despite her self-perception of perfection, everything changed when she discovered her obedient fiancé having an affair with her step-sister just days before their two-day wedding. Knowing no one would believe her, not even her biological father who was under the influence of her stepmother, she needed a way not to get married to her cheating fiance. In an attempt to end the relationship without taking lives, she had a one-night affair with an enigmatic stranger she had nicknamed "DRACULA." A man whose aura conveys distinct messages, a man who made her experience emotions she had never experienced before. Who is this guy? Would she come to regret her actions?

Ten years ago, the world was torn apart by the sudden appearance of mysterious "Rifts," gateways to unspeakable horrors. For a decade, humanity waged a desperate war against creatures they couldn't comprehend, and now, the world lies in ruins, with only a few survivors clinging to life. But what if the story wasn’t over? What if there was a way to turn back time, to undo the devastation and rewrite the fate of the world? Would you take it, knowing the cost?

Hazel, a once-loyal angel, defies her celestial orders and falls from the god realm to stop her fellow angels from destroying Earth. Convinced that humanity still has the potential for good, she risks exile and her celestial powers to prove that mankind is not beyond redemption. Stranded on Earth, she settles in a quiet town, blending in among humans while secretly documenting their acts of kindness, courage, and resilience. Over time, Hazel learns to navigate the complexities of human emotions and behavior. She witnesses moments of profound love, selflessness, and bravery, contrasting sharply with the harsh judgment of her celestial kin. Her mission takes an unexpected turn when she meets a compassionate and troubled human who shows her the depth of human connection. As their bond grows, their forbidden love challenges everything she thought she knew about herself, deepening her resolve to protect the world she has come to cherish. However, Hazel's peaceful life is shattered when a former ally descends to Earth, leading a legion of angels bent on carrying out the judgment she once sought to prevent. As celestial forces wreak havoc on Earth, hazel is torn between her loyalty to heaven and her newfound love for humanity. Armed with evidence that could save Earth, she pleads for mercy, but her kin remain blinded by humanity’s flaws. Faced with the ultimate choice, hazel must decide whether to stand with her kind or fight against them to protect the humans who have given her a new sense of purpose. In a battle where loyalty, love, and sacrifice collide, Seraphiel’s decision will determine the fate of both heaven and Earth, testing the boundaries of her courage and forcing her to confront what it truly means to be worthy of salvation.

The world ended or or so it seemed. Brandon and Sterla regress back in time but in different bodies than the original timeline and they both have a system together. Something happened that caused them to be connected in ways beyond their comprehension. Brandon , a puppet of mass destruction. Sterla , a tortured bird in a cage . Follow along on their journey as they discover why the world was doomed and how to stop it. No harem, Yuri, ntr and the main characters are gonna end up with who they end up with

angga merupakan seorang yang telah dihianati oleh istrinya. Dengan Kekecewaannya tentang hidupnya dia tiba-tiba dibawa ke masa lalunya disaat semua baru dimulai. Pengetahuan yang dimilikinya dimasa lalu dan keinginannya menjadi seorang aktor serta balas dendam kepada orang-orang yang menghianatinyanya dikehidupan sebelumnya, bisakah dia melakukan semuanya?

Life was steady—maybe not ideal, but manageable—for Evelyn Morgan, the overlooked daughter of a powerful business magnate and his unforgiving wife. Evelyn’s world revolves around a thankless life in the Morgan Mansion, where she's treated as little more than a maid, despite being family by blood. But everything changes the night her glamorous sister Diane, the chosen heiress, vanishes without a trace, leaving Evelyn with an unexpected and weighty responsibility. To save her family’s reputation and future, Evelyn must step in as Diane’s replacement, meeting with the mysterious and notoriously wealthy Mr. Volkow. Rumored to be a crippled recluse, he is nothing like she expected—gorgeous, intense, and unnervingly sharp. Evelyn quickly realizes her life will never be quite the same, especially as she navigates a world where her role and her heart seem more complicated than she ever imagined. But with each encounter, Evelyn begins to wonder if she’s in over her head...