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One serious mix-up grabbed mia's fantasies from her. mia's elder cousin sister, Liliana, had caused a major mishap that got the whole family arrived wrecked and to save the family, mia assumed the fault of the mishap. In addition, Ronny Paris, Who is Liliana's life partner and prospective spouse, is the child of the old couple who passed on in the mishap. At the point when Ronny found the reason for his folks passing, he bursts into the guaranteed killer's home for a retribution yet things startlingly pivot when mia assumes the fault to save the family. Uninformed that mia is Liliana's cousin sister, Ronny Paris powers mia into a marriage to torment her life and make her compensation for his misfortune. Presently, mia is compelled to wed a savage, coldhearted and merciless man like Ronny inorder to save her family yet this little matter causes an enormous flare-up in the relationship which she imparts to Liliana. mia is hellbent on a cold marriage and things become more convoluted when Ronny Paris brings back another spouse in place of mia.

In the late 19th century, Ethan Rivera, a Cambridge University scholar, embarks on an expedition inspired by his late father's cryptic journals, which hint at the existence of powerful lost artifacts. After being betrayed by his friends, Ethan flees with an enigmatic relic, only to get caught up in a terrible catastrophe that traps him in a strange new world. In this untamed land of magic and monstrous creatures, Ethan must navigate treacherous alliances and face relentless threats. Using his intellect and strategic prowess, he becomes a pivotal figure—not as a prophesied savior, but as a revolutionary leader who champions equality in a fractured world. Revered across the continent as a master tactician, Ethan shapes a bold new order where survival depends on unity and ingenuity or find ways to return home? Greetings, everyone! I hope you're enjoying the novels, and I would appreciate any suggestions that could enhance the story's development. After all, many minds are indeed better than one, right? Please remember to support the continuation of this novel. While financial contributions are appreciated, sharing is just as valuable. Moreover, English is not my first language, so please feel free to leave your comments below!

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?

Set in ancient China that twins are bad luck to the family. One to live while another to die. However The Duke of Su had spare one of his daughter's life with his beloved wife's pleading. The other child, ShungYun is placed in the countryside for her to grow up safe without anyone knowing her existence. Many years later at the age of 15, his daughter received a decreed from the emperor to marry one of the prince. As the child he had cared for is too precious and sickly to be married off, the other daughter is bought back to the mansion to be married off as the other twin. This daughter who knows nothing of the noble life begins to learn and cause problems in the royal household of Prince Xian Wen. While Prince Xian Wen is a 18 years old strict military general. He knows nothing except exercising and learning military strategies from his master which is also his elder brother. He have a childhood sweetheart which he marry. However many people is against it. He left for outpost the day after his wedding. Did not return after 5 years. He was amused to hear what his wife have been doing in the capital daily. Upon returning, he discovered that the sweetheart isn't the girl that he had fallen in love with. While his wife console him and offer a friendship that he wish for more. While Shung Yun is struggling to live a life as her sister. Yet she wants to keep her own identity. She yearns for freedom that she knows. As she grows older, she dislike being control and told not what to do. She challenge her husband daily when he return.

I thought being laid off from my job was the greatest of my worries but I just had to wake up in a ship's cockpit after my space game crashed. Now I have no map, no friends and no money. But that's ok, I've started from the bottom before! With my starter ship I will scour through space as a Mercenary and maybe even start up a Mercenary Company while I'm at it! This ain't my first rodeo in space after all! Except... Apparently my crew members are weird? The guy who bumped into me yesterday was found sliced up and floating outside the space station. The girl who tried to honeytrap me was reported missing with only a finger found in an alley. And then that merchant who scammed me had his entire ship blasted into bits by unknown vessels the very next day. Some people say my crewmates were behind it but they must be mistaken, right? I only know one thing for sure... In space, no one can hear you scream... *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. Also, gene splicing and cybernetics exist in this story. What does that mean? MC is a futa for one and there's going to be other futas showing up as well. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

“Why do you always say that I am devious and cunning, and that I am a double-crosser, and that I am cruel and vicious, and that I do nothing wrong? I must solemnly correct you, this is called wisdom and strategy!” “Does it matter? What position tonight? Or do you mean, rotate them all over again?” “Oooh ......” The once adopted daughter, student, sister, and disciple have now each become the leader of a power number...

Lin Beifan traveled through the world composed of countless urban web articles and became a villain. He has a wishing system and can make a wish every day. With the ability of the system and his own rude operations, he broke all the protagonists, and the world line was chaotic. So, Tiandao repeated the plot and cursed Lin Beifan. For whatever wish he made, the enemy would get double! Lin Beifan chuckled: “That’s it?” “I make a wish to keep my body temperature at 36.8 degrees!” The first protagonist’s brain burned to 73.6 degrees, died! “I make a wish to sleep 12 hours a day!” The 2nd protagonist becomes a vegetative person, die! “I make a wish that I will be crushed to death by a 120-pound beauty!” The third protagonist was crushed into a piece of paper by a 240-pound fat girl, pawn! Just like that, the plot is messed up again! For Access To Upto 100 Chapters Before Anyone Else, Visit — Patreon.com/itsyourstorypage

"THEY LABEL ME A COWARD AND WEAKLING.BUT AM I NOT THE LAST ONE ALIVE. AHAHAH" (Embrace all aspects of life) (They look similar to continental rabbits. English is not my first language.)

Born of the Demon King of Ruin’s bloodline, Lucian’s life is a constant battle for survival. Haunted by a second personality born from pain, he struggles against enemies both within and around him. When he meets Celeste Morven, his world spirals into danger, betrayal, and horrors beyond imagination. Double Edged is Lucian’s journey through a cursed legacy, inner demons, and the question: Is the real enemy the world or himself? https://discord.gg/c6B8xQDSGP

In "Scientia: Heart of Centuries," the first book of the Scientia series, Elliot Comet's life is anything but ordinary. Raised in the enigmatic No. 15 Presslane, his world takes a drastic turn when he uncovers a 16th-century book during a visit to Wencetown museum. This ancient tome speaks of advanced societies, technologies, and creatures that seem purely fictional—yet hint at a forgotten truth. A family vacation to Campaka State Park plunges Elliot into the heart of this mystery. Guided by a luminescent bird, he stumbles upon a hidden cave where a celestial being named Sistus Mecalori reveals Elliot's destiny as the new Scientia, a guardian endowed with powers to battle an impending evil. His journey takes him to the parallel world of Kelper, where he attends Cor Centuria, a school unlike any other. Amidst studying mutations, botany, and astrology, and mastering the use of vermoe, Elliot becomes embroiled in a dangerous quest. Someone at the school is after the Heart of Centuries—a legendary crystal with the power to reshape reality. As he hones his abilities and uncovers secrets, Elliot must face challenges that test his resolve and protect a world on the brink of chaos. Author's note: please tell me what you think by rating the book and give it a review.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

At the age of 16,Yugi's family is murdered by dark organisation wanting to obtain Yugi's body to reincarnate their absolute and evil master, the dark king.However luck is on Yugi's side as his soul gets Reincarnated in ethra and he starts his journey to go back to his planet, and take his revenge on the organization. Meanwhile reincarnation of the dark king fails in the ritual fails and things go upside down as Yugi's body devours the soul of the dark king and results to Yugi's second reincarnation.

Life is tiring, they said. Life is good, the rumor goes. Life is about being grateful, they said. So, what is the meaning of life? Besides carrying the burden of life? The question of why I was born kept repeating in my head. I felt forced to be born. Until finally I understood, what the meaning of life itself.

Kelsey is killed on the eve of her send forth, investigations are made and people realize there is more to her that meets the eye who would want Kelsey dead and why?

On an overseas trip to another country, Lars made a terrible mistake. He was faced with an ultimatum: return to your country and face the death penalty or stay here and face possible sources of corruption. He chose to survive above all else, braving the unknown. But he never expected to be sent into another world. (Portal Fantasy/Isekai, Progression, Supernatural Powers) Cover art by Hasen (@Hahobien) on Fiverr

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

The story follows Jianwen emperor (then, prince Zhu Yunwen) at the end of Jingnan campaign led by other princes namely, prince Zhu di, prince Zhu Cao and prince Zhu Baoji. As Zhu Yunwen fights for his life, he awakens mysterious powers with the help of Celaetheronium, a foreign type of element from the future which saves his life. He embarks on a journey to not only survive but annihilate all of his enemies and, eventually, conquer the central plains. Note: Celaetheronium- derived from the Latin word: Caelum meaning heaven, Greek: æther meaning highly pure, meaning a type of metal that is as pure as heaven.

A Life of Parallels! The Original World’s Sasuke: Deceived by Uchiha Itachi, misled by Uchiha Obito, and brainwashed by successive Hokage, he remained oblivious to the truth. Throughout his journey, he relied on the path laid out by Itachi and the power boosts from the Sage of Six Paths. He sealed Kaguya to save the ninja world, only to leave Konoha alone in the end. With just one daughter, he faced the impending extinction of the Uchiha bloodline… The Parallel World’s Sasuke: He immersed himself in study and reflection, diligently searching for clues to uncover the truth and settle the score with all his enemies! He cultivated his own power, mastering sage techniques, gaining the Sage Body, Rinnegan, and the power of tailed beasts—ultimately even achieving the legendary Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan! With absolute strength, he unified the ninja world, vanquishing the Ōtsutsuki clan and bringing genuine peace to the realm, ushering in an era of interstellar exploration for the ninja world! With numerous wives and descendants, he single-handedly rebuilt the Uchiha clan… -------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: I am not the author of this novel and hold no rights to the original work. This translation is created purely as a fan project for entertainment purposes only. No profit is being made from this translation, and while donations are highly appreciated to support future projects, they are not required. I encourage readers to support the original author and their work.^_^ If you’d like to support my future translations, you can donate via PayPal:https://paypal.me/MagicReader?country.x=PH&locale.x=en_US

Iris was a normal girl until one day when she got reincarnated in another world with a system that allows her to level up her charisma only, but how will this help her survive? She is going to have men fall in love with her to protect her, and maybe unlock skills to help her with that.

Emma’s life has always felt like a cosmic joke—until tragedy strikes and the punchline becomes deadly serious. When her family is brutally murdered, Emma’s world shatters, thrusting her into a terrifying new reality. As she hunts for answers, she stumbles upon a hidden world of supernatural forces lurking in the shadows of everyday life. Now, with danger at every turn and her own mysterious heritage coming to light, Emma must embrace her untapped powers to survive. But in a world where nothing is as it seems, will Emma be able to unravel the truth behind her family’s death—or will she become its next victim? Step into Emma’s shoes as she uncovers dark secrets, forges dangerous alliances, and finds out what it truly means to have the universe against you.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

well i guess this is it ... wait why wont this world let me die ? is this some kind of joke ?

Pain is a bliss that gives meaning to death