Jokes To Impress Girls

urged me on as he fucked me, he is my first love, he is my father's friend, Lyon. from the first time I set my eyes on him I have loved him desperately, wanting him close, his touch, his scent and his heart. even though I know he is broken, even though he told me it wasn't serious, I still love him, am I obsessed? maybe yes. is he obsessed? yes, though he says nothing serious, he's quite possessive of my body, of my heart.

Four Monster Girls living in Saitama, struggling as they must hide their true selves from Human society. Meet Mochizuki Haru, a Red Oni living with a Catgirl, a Harpy & a 1000 year old cosmic entity with the destructive capacity of a small star. While going about their lives a number of sinister forces lurking in the shadows pop out to cause strife, making them question their position amongst Humans

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

What extent would you go for your friends? ... After graduating high school, 8 friends juggle friendship, love, careers and finance in this game called life. Even after spending 2 years of school together, it comes as a riddle that these girls don't know each other that well. The good ones are bad. The bad ones are worse. And the neutral ones are biased. Will these friends find a way to tackle their challenges and still hold onto each other despite it all? That's a question only I can answer.

Yuli a young girl trained to master the control of two powerful element that contradicted each other at an early age of six, merging the two powers together she became invincible, creating a phenomenal that hasn't occurred before. Only she knew the secret to bringing her down but fate has a very different package in store for her. would resume writing on Jan. 2025♡⁠˖ ~you can check out my other books ongoing~

Karen Island had always been a place of mystery, of beauty and danger. For Shantel, Nova, and Sarah, it had been a place where their friendship was tested by the weight of a dark secret. They had been bound together by more than just shared memories; they had been bound by a curse that none of them fully understood. As the years passed, the girls moved away from the island, their paths diverging in ways they never expected. But the shadow of Karen Island followed them wherever they went—a reminder that some secrets are never meant to be kept. And some friendships are never meant to last.

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

【Brain battles + leveling up + girls chasing + mild suspenseful reasoning. 】 "I can read minds and I understand psychology. I can identify everything and even predict my own death. However, if no girl confesses to me every 30 days, I will die. The good news is, I've successfully picked up many girls. The bad news is, the girls who can't have me are starting to go to extremes. If anyone sees this message, please call an ambu——#$%^&*(……" --- steady update. 2 chapters per day xD

A (not) rom-com of a (broken) immortal tutor and his (dying) female students.

************ Disclaimer!!! Before you start reading this book.... THIS BOOK CONTAINS EXTREMELY EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT OF THE MOST GRAPHIC NATURE. I'm a degenerate, so this book was made for degenerates. If you fancy content that know no sexual bounds, sex between two females, then read at your own discretion. The book is pretty much depraved, with a dark tone, some might find it offensive even. If you are underage or unwilling to experience depictions of Yuri, hardcore sex, fetish behaviours, and unrestrained carnal perversions in lurid detail - DO NOT READ THIS BOOK. You have been warned - continuing past this point confirms you are an adult clearly consenting to subjecting yourself to material that does not shy away from portraying sexuality and deviance in its most profane, boundary-pushing extremes. If you nevertheless choose to proceed and find yourself offended or disturbed, DO NOT BLAME THE AUTHOR. This is your final advisory.  18+ ONLY. Moving on... No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any more or by any mass electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise without prior written permission of the author. Please, Take Note: This is a book of fiction. All characters, names, places, incidents and behavior are from the author's imagination, used with no intentions of hurting anyone; Any resemblance to any actual living thing or dead is mainly by coincidence and I sincerely apologise. Read on!!

When Tu Xiaolong got the chance to go and study in a university in Beijing,he was determined to become the best video gamer and the best software engineer. However he lost hope when he encountered the challenges that come along with a big competitive city like Beijing ;cheap gaming cafés were always fully booked,other gaming cafés were expensive and he could hardly afford to go there. Luckily he encountered a group of four very beautiful and popular girls who were elites in the video gaming industry. The four girls treated him as one of their own and helped him enter the Beijing Video gaming industry causing a significant impact in his success as video gamer and as a software engineer. One of the girls ended up being his first love and the love of his life.

don't be deceived by the tittle there is more to it: I don't want to live in this world anymore. why am I here? God please end my pain, end my suffering! I don't what to be bully anymore. I... I want to find true love! please, GOD! AHHHH... please...please. I'm begging you on my knees and with tears in my eyes, why was I born in the this cide of the world were woman control and man are use like slaves! why?!... WHY?!

This is the story about the Power girls and how they use their hidden powers to find the three lost gems. Power pink - Cleo, Power Yellow - Kelly and Power blue - Olive. . . . . . . . Find out more by adding this book to your Library.

It's a funny and comedy story about 6 girls who want to be a kpop group called DREAMYPINKY GIRLS. They get to meet blackpink, bts, exo, Got7, momoland, twice THANK YOU.

There is a reason everyone calls her the "Iron Lady."  Call her a fashion designer, interior designer, a genius hacker, or even a talented healer. She is all that in a day and a ruthless assassin at night. Did I say she's a triplet? Oh yes! She has two other sisters who are geniuses in their own right.  Can you imagine Gerald Flynch abandoned them all onto Emily Fynn the day they were born, just because they are girls? Follow Adriana Hastings on a mission to acquire the same hard drive that could bring the Rockerfeller family to its knees.  With Aiden Rockerfeller on her tails, how will she shake him off from discovering her or even from getting too close to her heart? The most tormenting factor about the whole situation is that the Rockerfeller family may be responsible for her mother's murder. *** Follow me on: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/freda.lotsu Tik tok: call_me_mirror Instagram: call_me_mirror Discord: call_me_mirror

Since Rose 's 16th birthday, strange occurrences have been unfolding, culminating in a revelation that will change her life forever. As she discovers the existence of the supernatural in our world, she'll be forced to make a choice that could have far-reaching consequences - one that might lead to a bright new future or a dark and uncertain path. The decision she makes will have a profound impact on her life and the world around her."

When Robert dies due to an unfortunate accident, he is transported to a new world with the privilege of being able to ask for one wish. What wish would any sensible 19-year-old male make? Well of course to have his own cat girl harem!