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This is the story of Kevin, an ordinary Earthling who unexpectedly becomes a cosmic regulator (Inspector). Tasked with managing a houseful of extraordinary 'anomalous being' tenants – including a werewolf, vampire, demon, sea witch, mermaid, AI, and others – he navigates bizarre interstellar incidents while unraveling the universe's ultimate secrets. Amidst grand cosmic adventures, Kevin experiences the heartwarming chaos of daily life with his uniquely dysfunctional supernatural household.

Being Psychic Should Make Life Easier… Right? Meet Julia Summers: socially invisible, chronically awkward, and surrounded by chaos thanks to three bratty siblings with mind-control powers and likewise psychic parents who think TikTok dances are a valid parenting strategy. Her life? A complete circus. She’s got exactly two friends, zero romantic prospects, and a huge (and very hopeless) crush on the ultra-perfect student council president. That is, until he walks in. Julian Reyes. Mysterious. Gorgeous. Possibly allergic to normal behavior. And definitely not human. When Julian transfers to her school, Julia’s world flips faster than her mom’s mood swings. Suddenly, she’s not just dodging her siblings’ psychic tantrums she’s tangled up in a hidden war between powerful psychics and the people trying to capture them. Oh, and did we mention the part where she might actually be one of the most powerful psychics alive? Now with her ride-or-die besties, her dysfunctional (but loveable-ish) family, and an infuriatingly charming new ally-slash-crush at her side, Julia’s diving headfirst into a whirlwind of secret missions, high school drama, psychic showdowns… and maybe even her first real kiss. Chaotic, hilarious, heartwarming and just a little bit dangerous follow Julia Summers in a supernatural romantic comedy where saving the world is hard… but falling in love is even harder.

Orb World is a deeply troubled realm plagued by an array of criminal organizations and inhabited by individuals with diverse and disturbing personalities. The world is comprised of dysfunctional countries, each ruled by corrupt and unstable monarchs, including Kings and Queens who wield absolute power over their respective domains. This a story about Orb World and the different characters that are seen in Orb World. It's time to go back to the original story of Orb World.

In the silent wreckage of a luxury starcruiser, an abandoned android maid continues her daily performance—for an audience long turned to dust. For 500 years, X1 has danced, greeted, and entertained as her programming commands, surrounded by bones, broken lights, and fading memories. But when a cryogenic pod flickers back to life, and a man awakens from the past, the opera of the ruins begins its second act. As the last human and a dysfunctional android navigate a decaying world filled with dead systems and silent stars, a question echoes louder than ever: Can hope be rebooted... or has humanity's curtain already fallen? A melancholic sci-fi tale of solitude, memory, and fragile connection—perfect for fans of NieR: Automata, The Wandering Earth, and Vivy: Fluorite Eye’s Song.

When Rei Sakamoto dies during another soul-crushing overtime shift, he doesn't wake up in Heaven or Hell. He wakes up in middle management. Reincarnated as a provisional executive in Hell Inc., the Afterlife’s most dysfunctional bureaucracy, Rei is thrust into a world of flaming cubicles, soul quotas, and demonic KPIs. His job? Manage reincarnation logistics, fix centuries of karmic backlogs, and survive divine audits—or be demoted to literal torment janitor. Armed with a glitchy “CEO System” and a team of undead interns, Rei must navigate corporate inferno politics, negotiate with ancient gods, and dodge divine sabotage... all while butting heads with a cold, calculating celestial auditor who might secretly be the key to it all. In a world where death is business, climbing the corporate ladder may be Hell but it’s better than the alternative.

Meet Kazuya Tanaka, an underachieving college student with dreams of mediocrity. One day, while snoozing through another boring lecture, he accidentally opens a mysterious app on his phone. Suddenly, Kazuya is transported to another world—a realm where gods and mythical creatures co-exist, but there's a problem: the gods are all hilariously dysfunctional, and the realm is in chaos.

He serves two masters because he believes in none. He’s a blade held by two bleeding hands. The Traveler isn’t loyal. He’s not pure. He’s not chosen. But he is necessary. The Traveler follows the Empyrean Crusaders because they gave him purpose, a dysfunctional family led by a charmingly dangerous witch. Scheming beneath the stars while sneering up at the gods. He follows Clarity because it gave him questions, a cosmic intelligence so old it forgot how to explain itself. Ruling from the shadows through its seven Messiahs. And somewhere, tangled between faith, manipulation, and madness, lies the only thing he’s ever truly wanted. A single, impossible wish. One so old he’s begun to forget why he made it in the first place. Taken Horizon is a story of dual allegiances, cosmic mysteries, and the madness of wanting more than the universe can give.

"This world is... doomed?" Two centuries ago, the roots of every dimension began manifesting fissures, causing distortion to the flow of energy and time. Since then, worlds continued to crumble and be destroyed caused by errors from the loclines. The designated root of every dimension was akin to a dysfunctional pipe, leaking its contents hence scattering across the universe. Those abandoned by their own dimension were moved to another, eventually leading to its destruction. "Golden Carnations" Ones who came from another world Destined to possess magnificent power While they continue to exist, they will gain nothing but luck, strength, and talent, helping them adapt to the new environments they'll face. Indeed they are able to yield incredible power. But remember, no matter the beauty of a flower, even proper care, water, and light cannot help it escape from wilting.

Synopsis: In a high-rise apartment called “SkyHeights Residency,” three dysfunctional roommates—Raj (the overconfident gym freak), Kabir (the sarcastic coder), and Tushar (the hopeless romantic)—live in Flat No. 404, a place where everything that can go wrong… will go wrong. From failed online dates and food delivery disasters to one epic Zoom meeting gone wild, their lives are a circus—and the Wi-Fi is always the first casualty.

Born in the gritty city of Spero, where poverty and gang violence reign supreme, this novel tells the heart-wrenching story of Dennis, a young boy raised in a dysfunctional family - His ruthless father, the boss of one of the city's most feared gangs, an alcoholic and a compulsive gambler, subjecting him and his mother to unbearable physical, emotional, and financial abuse. As Dennis grows, he faces relentless bullying and oppression, not only from his father but also from the gang-dominated streets of the gritty city of Spero. But one fateful day, a dramatic turn of events alters his destiny. A shocking transformation unleashes a chain reaction, challenging everything he thought he knew. Will Dennis seize this chance to overthrow his father's tyrannical grip, break free from his past life and reclaim his life? Or will the dark forces of his past consume him? Dive into this gripping tale of resilience, revenge, power struggles, and redemption, set in the gritty Streets of Spero. We are excited to share our second novel with you.

He had three major problems in his life. One; he woke up in a room with literally no memory of how he got there. Two; it turns out that an Apocalypse happened three years ago and now the world is completely infested with bizarre creatures. Three; he was forced to join a group filled with completely dysfunctional people that may be more trouble than they are worth it.

Dr. Celeste Morano is a celebrated sex therapist in the heart of New York City — poised, brilliant, and professionally untouchable. In her late thirties, she helps others explore their deepest desires, guiding them through shame, dysfunction, and longing. But in her own life, passion is dead. Her marriage is a quiet grave — cold sheets, lifeless conversations, and a husband who looks at her like she's a stranger. Enter Lucien Moreau — late twenties, French-American, a ruthless mafia kingpin with a lethal charm. Sharp suits, sharper instincts, and an obsession with power — until he sees her. Not the polished professional the world reveres, but the woman behind the mask: aching, restrained, and starved for something real. He doesn't touch her — not at first. He plays a slow game of seduction, slipping into her world like smoke under a door. Anonymous roses at her clinic. Donations under a false name. A client who never speaks but stares too long. He wants her hooked — and he wants her to want it. Celeste tries to stay in control, analyzing her own reactions like a case study. But while she counsels clients through their fantasies — bondage, forbidden affairs, domination — she finds herself sinking into one of her own. And every fantasy has his face. When she discovers Lucien's identity, it's too late. Her world is already unraveling. He drags her into his underworld — a realm of raw sex, violence, secrets, and possession. He's not gentle. He doesn't ask. He claims. And Celeste? She finally feels alive. Velvet Chains is a twisted tale of obsession, taboo lust, and the hunger that threatens to burn them both alive.

A very tired kobold re-enters the adventuring scene after a long time avoiding it like the plague. He arrives to a new city, hoping to become a better adventurer, and learn the fate of those he’s lost, only to be slapped into a role he is entirely unsuited for. His missions are suicidal and his teammates, even more so. The only things keeping him sane, are his daughter and his journal. Will he finally snap and give up, or find the determination to make this band of rejects, criminals, and maniacs into a team worth writing a legend about. Welcome to Astea travelers. Sit down and I’ll tell thee a tale.

When Zoe Blake arrives at Crestwood University, she’s ready for a fresh start—a clean slate far from the dysfunction of home and the secrets she buried back there. But nothing about Crestwood is normal. Her roommate is a glitter-wearing, herb-burning, chaos-loving witch. The upperclassmen are unnervingly gorgeous and unnaturally mysterious. And Jason Vega—moody, magnetic, and maddeningly unreadable—looks at her like he’s seen her before. Like he’s been waiting. Zoe isn’t just another freshman. She’s marked—by ancient bloodlines, by magic older than the university’s ivy-covered halls, and by a betrothal she never agreed to. As the layers of Crestwood’s supernatural underworld unravel, Zoe finds herself caught between two vampire factions, one witch who may not be entirely on her side, and a prophecy that paints her as both weapon and sacrifice. But Zoe Blake doesn’t do helpless. As tension boils into obsession and loyalty becomes a blurred line, Zoe must confront the one question that could change everything: What happens when the monster you’re destined to love is the one who could destroy you? Darkly romantic, fiercely atmospheric, and laced with tension, humor, and heartbreak, Betrothed to a Vampire is the first in a gripping supernatural series where love is cursed, power is dangerous, and fate has a twisted sense of humor.

Cody Lockwood is just your regular kid in a family of not-so-regular people, with a genius gifter sister, successful hunters for parents, and an uncle infamous in the gifter world, Meanwhile Cody is born with no gift whatsoever and is taken off to the most boring high school ever or so he thinks, but his story is about to change, Follow Cody Lockwood as he explores the mysteries surrounding The Odyssey Municipal School, The Mysterious Changes Happening To Him And The Whackiness Of Highschool With His Highly Dysfunctional Roommates, This Is The ODD School Created And Written By The Ace Creative Network( Composed Of Stefan,Richard & Sam_El)

Nine-to-Five Cultivator follows the story of Xu Liang, a burnt-out corporate worker who unexpectedly wakes up in a fantastical world of immortal cultivators—not as a heroic warrior, but as an underappreciated office clerk in the Cultivation Administration Bureau. Instead of ascending to greatness through martial prowess or mystical power, Xu Liang must navigate a surreal maze of celestial paperwork, spiritual audits, and bureaucratic duels. Armed with nothing but his spreadsheet-sharpened instincts, a hidden sword, and a quiet determination, Xu Liang faces absurd challenges that mirror the politics and dysfunction of his old office life—only now with magical consequences. As he uncovers a growing conspiracy within the Bureau involving forged documents, stolen artifacts, and covert factions, Xu Liang finds himself at the heart of a power struggle that could destabilize the entire immortal hierarchy. A wry, satirical cultivation tale about power, protocol, and surviving paperwork hell, Nine-to-Five Cultivator proves that even in a world of immortals, the pen (and an impeccably filed form) may be mightier than the sword.

According to a wise saying, 'a person often meets her destiny on the road she takes to avoid it'. Twenty-year-old Lara Kingston, known by her code name Phoenix,, is a talented acrobat and a ruthless assassin. Thirteen years ago, Lara lost everything she held dear – her parents, her inheritance and even her identity. Everyone thought she was dead, a victim of a brutal assassination orchestrated by her very own extended family, her late father's twin brother. However, Lara lived, not as the adorable heir of the Kingston fortune, but as a reject, sold to the highest bidder and robbed of her innocence and will to live. Lara prayed for death to come quickly but was given a second chance at life by a dysfunctional, lethal gang family. Now, she will rain terror on every man who has ever crossed her path, especially the one who took everything from her. What would happen when Lara encounters a love-sick puppy who goes by the name, Dex Logan, – a man, who would do anything to thaw her frigid heart? Would she give him a chance at love, or would she rip his heart out for daring to love her? ******** Excerpt "I'll give you a choice: Number one, I take off my mask and you get to see my face and suffer the consequences. Number two, I walk away now, and you never get to see me again. What number will it be, pretty boy?" "Number one." Dex didn't think about the threatening clause behind the first option as he quickly made his choice. "Hmm... Is that your final answer?" Phoenix walked back to him and stared directly into his eyes. "Because, once I take off my mask, there's no going back. You will be in for a long and bumpy ride." "Take it off..." Dex reiterates, sounding like he was referring to something else than the mask. His eyes glinted with deep longing as he gazed into her glimmering eyes. ***** Hello readers... If this is your first time reading this book. Welcome. However, if you are an old reader, I will advise you to start reading from the beginning because a lot of changes have been made. Thanks.

They were born with magic, raised in chaos, and trained in sarcasm. Now the royal kids are all grown up—and the world isn’t ready. Between family feuds, resurrected villains, and a five-year-old firebender with an attitude, the palace is basically a magical daycare with crowns. But when revenge hits home and the kids take charge, things get wild, weird, and a little too flammable. Royal duties? Nah. Sibling wars? Always. Saving the kingdom? Accidental. Welcome to the most dysfunctional, dangerously magical, and absolutely hilarious royal family you’ll ever meet.

Story of a man and his riffraff group of dysfunctional companions as they try to rebuild the world. This is a story about the trials and tribulations of a faint-hearted cynic, as he tries to find the people responsible for the apocalypse. This is a story about building communities and guilds in a fantasy world.

The Fractured Home is a tale of psychological horror and the enduring impacts of unresolved trauma. It delves into themes of mental illness, family dysfunction, and the search for redemption amidst overwhelming fear and violence.

The background is set in a small, quiet town on the outskirts of Seoul. In this town, people were friendly, except for one particular neighbourhood. In this neighbourhood, everybody lived their lives as if treading on eggshells, all because of one particular household: the Lees. People surnamed Lee were a dime a dozen, but these particular set of Lees were unique. Dysfunctional. The family consisted of four people; the father and breadwinner Lee Do Joon, the delinquent son Lee Hyuk, the top student Lee Gun, and the town's most beautiful girl Lee Yeo Ri. Lee Yeo Ri was regarded as a saving grace, but before anybody knew it, the saving grace was slowly disintegrating from within. Hidden underneath her perfect, angelic smile, was a girl who was slowly being crushed and torn apart. This is her story. — TRIGGER WARNING — This story contains depictions of rape, violence, and other traumatic scenes. — Cover art by Ren (Twitter: @ikinashi_ren) — Please consider commenting or reviewing; any and all feedback are appreciated! :D

Imagine this: I’m Li Wei, heir to one of China’s most powerful families. Wealth? Check. Power? Check. Perfect girlfriend? Check. Life is great, right? Yeah, until the world decides to throw a massive tantrum and end it all. One minute, I’m planning to propose to the love of my life, and the next? Apocalypse. Earthquakes, tornadoes, and then—zombies. Because, of course. Oh, and did I mention my so-called friends and girlfriend betrayed me? Yeah, they threw me to the zombies while they zoomed away in their shiny car. Thanks a lot, guys. You’d think that’s where the story ends, but nope. Plot twist: I wake up two weeks before the apocalypse with all the knowledge of what’s coming. Now I get a second chance to not be an idiot. But here’s where it gets even weirder. There’s this soldier who tried to save me right before the world fell apart. He died. I died. Everyone died. But I’m back—so is he, sort of. He’s like this half-human, half-zombie thing, and, surprise surprise, he’s here to help me survive and get revenge. Oh, and did I mention I’ve got these awesome thunder powers? Plus, I’ve got a mysterious system giving me the power to build a base. So now, not only do I have to survive the apocalypse, but I also have to raise these two adorable yet totally creepy twins who somehow popped into my life. They’ve got their own weird powers too. Yikes. Now, I’m not just trying to survive—I’m going to protect the twins, take down the people who betrayed me, and rebuild my life, one thunder-powered explosion at a time. So, yeah. Chaos. The apocalypse. Betrayal. Zombies. Robots. And a very dysfunctional family. What’s not to love?

saying life hasn't been kind to Leo is a bit of an understatement. In fact, if you were to ask him, he'd tell you the big man upstairs has a special grudge against him for some reason. and so, when summer vacation finally arrived all he wanted to do was be far away from everyone. His dysfunctional family, his two faced "friends" and specially the bullies that did everything in their power to make his life miserable. God didn't seem to share his plans though, and as punishment, he sent every single one of his female bullies to live with him that summer. ––––––––––––––––––––––––– Every character in this book is 18 or older. There will be Girl to Girl situations in this novel. If you're uncomfortable with that please skip this book, or read under your own discretion.

Elias was a man shaped by hardship, surviving the streets through crime and desperation. When he met Aria, she gave him hope and a reason to change—but fate had other plans. Long-standing injuries claimed his life, and he found himself reincarnated into the harsh, unforgiving world of Thorin. Now inhabiting the body of Elias, a "crippled trash" scorned for his inability to cultivate, Elias's second chance feels more like a curse than a blessing. To protect Elias from enemies, his powerful father forces him into an elite academy, not as a student, but as a teacher—a position that paints an even bigger target on his back. Complicating matters further, Elias gains access to a mysterious system that could change his fate. Unfortunately, the system is dysfunctional, sarcastic, and seems as broken as his mana veins. With strength as the ultimate law in Thorin, Elias must rely on his wits, the flawed system, and a dangerous ally—his brilliant but dangerously obsessive student. As secrets of the system unravel, Elias discovers that his destiny ties into something far greater than survival. Can Elias defy the odds and carve out a place in this brutal world? Or will he succumb to the fate of his predecessor, lost and forgotten? System: "Do you know how much divine ingenuity went into making me? And now I’m stuck with you—a mana-crippled, unworthy host. Someone’s getting fired for this.” Elias: Yes someone's getting fired, I really wish to know who created you so I can stab that Mother f*cker Discord Link: https://discord.gg/RtRm929MWD

"Why ship a game that isn't even complete!?" *I don't know! Why don't you at least tell me what to fix so that we won't die?!* *** Moriya didn't even think getting sucked into a different world was possible. Whether being a realist or being a straight-up pessimist, he never believed that the day when he'd be warped into a world entirely unlike his own would even happen. After all, why should it, right? But then... It actually happened. Finding himself inside the setting of an upcoming game, Moriya wandered in awe at the sight of strange environments, the various state powers vying for supremacy over the vast expanse of the seas. Hell, even infinite worlds and stars, [The Seams] seemingly had it all. Unfortunately, there was just one problem: the game was literally broken right from the start. Joined by a colorfully dysfunctional cast and the game world's actual developer, watch as Moriya struggles with bugs and glitches as he navigates this new world. Witness our valiant hero deal with the most infuriating and rage-inducing aspects of gaming in real life. And what if... Just what if, he actually learns how to wield these ridiculous errors to his advantage? UPDATES: Whenever Twitter: @ChellyArks

The only child from a dysfunctional home. A man can be wealthy, famous, handsome and healthy. All this was true about Andrew Levis except falling in love. As rich as his father was, he was not attracted to any other female except his mother. Andrew Levis inherited the same habit from his father. He finds himself in a one night stand with Sarah Obama after a club party. The only solution to his family problems is only if he can produce a child. Andrew was trapped to get Aria pregnant, the daughter of kids Crocs company. Ariq drugged Andrew so he could get her pregnant, so it leads to marriage. Their plans were unsuccessful as Andrew mistakenly met Sarah in an hotel room while she was waiting for her fiancee to have her a month to their wedding. Sarah's boyfriend broke up with her even when they have not fully known each other, using it against her when he knew quite well she's not a cheater, all because he loves his side chic. The same greedy Aria that wants to get married to Andrew and still have extra marital affairs with Alfred. Few weeks after the one night stand Sarah discovered she's pregnant. After Sarah's discovery since the one night stand, Andrew proposed to her. "Please marry me, make me the happiest man in earth and let's help each other get revenge. Find out what happens next?

Arakh Xei, growing up in a dysfunctional family, found himself trapped inside an altar where he must master the first level of the codex hosted there. It took him approximately one year to master the first level, but once the trap was lifted, he noticed that ten years had passed by instead of one.

Davina Dubois is a 27 year old virgin who has been working minimum wage jobs her entire life. Her current dead end job is a cashier at a drug store. Her life's trajectory is zero and she has long since given up on trying for anything better. All she can do now is drown her sorrows every time her heart starts to dream and remind her that she is a failure. She is a habitual procrastinator who lives a life of social isolation. When she's not at work, she's by herself. When she goes to mall, she's by herself. When she goes to a restaurant, she's eating for one. Her adult life has been filled with nothing but daydreaming, feeling bitter, struggling to control her anger, being selfish and living like she's an old lady in retirement. Her thoughts are her worst nightmare. They've brought her down to her knees and killed her spirit. She is always lacking sleep and always taking two steps back the moment she takes one step forward. Finally, the depression becomes too much for her. Filled with regret, fear and doubts she decides to take a leap for freedom....off a bridge. Rafael Hunt is a 30 year old global popstar. He has toured all over the world and enchanted millions with his hypnotic voice and dance. He tops the Billboard charts with each new album, has sold millions of copies of his music, holds 3 Platinum certificates and two Grammy Awards. His face grazes nearly every celebrity magazine and he is the hot topic of discussion on every music show nationally and internationally, known as the next Michael Jackson. He's the brand ambassador for countless clothing lines, has his own perfume and has starred in commercials for everything from handbags to fast food. He has donated to countless charities, opened up a hospital and even met the president. Unfortunately, his life away from the spotlight is filled with misery. Growing up, he was treated as nothing more than a tool by his parents. He was expected to always deliver the best vocals and the most sharp choreography or he would get beaten up by his father and placed on a strict diet by his mother. Rafe was also the child of a highly dysfunctional marriage. The only person who cared for him was his grandfather, who admired his grandson for being very disciplined and filial. So much so, that he decided to rewrite his will in Rafe's name only. Rafe's grandfather considers his son and daughter-in-law to be nothing more than leeches with no real value and an utter disgrace to the Hunt name. Naturally, he wants Rafe to carry the bloodline forward. Being treated as a windup toy expected to dance to satisfy his heartless parents greed took a huge toll on his mind. As a coping mechanism, he developed an addiction to cocaine. After secretly acquiring a large quantity from his secret dealer, Rafe snorts it all with the hopes of dying. Both Davina and Rafe have a near brush with death before ending up in the hospital expected to survive. Waking up, they cry and curse their circumstances before realizing that they're not where they're supposed to be. Davina looks at her herself and sees a skinny handsome man where her body should be. Rafael wakes up and sees a full some, curvaceous beauty staring at him from the mirror. Worlds apart, these two would never cross paths normally. Only a supernatural intervention could bring them together. But as they navigate their newly acquired identities, they realize that misery isn't the only thing that binds them together. Davina and Rafe are actually long lost siblings.