German Knock Knock Joke

After a devastating accident steals his memory, rising actor Leonardo is swept far from the glamorous world he once knew and into the arms of an unfamiliar life. Rescued by a quiet farmer and taken in by a father and son in a remote village Solmere, Leo is given a new name—Billy—and a second chance at belonging. As Billy helps with the daily chores, learns the rhythm of the land, and slowly forms a tender connection with Artur—the quiet and guarded young man who saved him—he begins to question what truly matters: the fame he lost, or the home he’s beginning to find. But as fragments of his past start to return, Billy must face a heartbreaking choice between who he was and who he's becoming. In the silence of the fields and under the watchful stars, love blooms—but can it survive when fate comes knocking? "Unwritten Fate" is a slow-burn LGBT romance about memory, healing, and the quiet, undeniable gravity of love.

There was no such thing as marriage in Adrian Williams’ dictionary. Love? Even worse. As far as Adrian was concerned, his life was already perfect. Women? Money? Easy. Adrian could get both without even trying. But everything spiraled when his beloved grandfather, lying sick in the hospital, made a final request. He wanted Adrian to get married. Immediately. Left with no choice, Adrian had to add that cursed word marriage into his life. Desperate and out of options, he suddenly proposed to the last person anyone would expect. Bianca, his secretary. Bianca Valencia never imagined that her boss, the cold and mysterious playboy, would ever propose to her. And the reason? Because she wasn’t interested in him. Seriously? What kind of logic was that? Feeling bad for him and his grandpa, Bianca said yes. Neither Adrian nor Bianca could predict what would come next. They couldn’t see the future. They weren’t in control. Because love doesn’t always knock politely. Sometimes, it crashes in uninvited. And sometimes, it shows up in the last person you ever expected. Just like life. Messy, unpredictable, and always shifting with the seasons.

Four weeks into the apocalypse, the world fell silent—but not dead. Cassius Parish, a 27-year-old genderless recluse, was left behind by the very team he helped survive. Betrayed, bleeding, and starving, he wandered alone until fate—or something far older—led him to an abandoned underground bunker buried miles beneath the rot of civilization. Above ground, the Crimson Halo spreads. A viral mutation marked by a red ring blooming in the eyes of the infected—seconds before their bodies twist into grotesque horrors. Below ground, the quiet hum of machines offers a strange comfort… and something more. Cassius awakens a rare phenomenon: the Shelter Ascension System, whispered of in survivor channels—if those even still exist. His bunker becomes Shelter 13, an anomaly among ruins. With it comes more than just power, roles, and upgrades—it brings memories best left buried and responsibilities he never asked for. Now, Cassius must build—not just walls or defenses, but a sanctuary for those who still breathe. Yet survival has a price. And the deeper the shelter grows, the more it remembers the past… even the parts Cassius tried to forget. After all, shelters don’t rise for free. And sometimes, the dead knock first.

A modern-day developer working on a knock-off gacha game, is suddenly transmigrated to the Middle Ages. But things seem to be different from the history that he knows. In this strange land, ancient legends walk the earth. Here Witches, Manticores, Vampires, Werewolves, Sirens, Dragons and Krakens are all terrifyingly real. As if that weren’t enough, this is also the age of legendary rulers—Baldwin, Saladin, and Richard the Lionheart —each destined to shape history in a new wave of Crusades. Amidst bloodshed and glory, Lothar must use his only advantage—his Gacha System—to build his territory, summon legendary units, and carve out his legacy in a world where ambition reigns and power speaks. Milestones: King of Jerusalem (Incomplete) Emperor of Eastern Roman Empire (Incomplete) Emperor of Germany (Incomplete)

After graduating, she expected normal. A job. Blazers. Heels. Maybe someone kind to share Sunday mornings and stupid inside jokes. She wanted quiet. Predictable. Not this. Never this. But fate packed its bags and vanished. Because the moment she met him- Her world cracked like a ribcage, And something feral crawled out. She doesn't know his name. Doesn't know where he came from. Only that when their eyes met across the wreckage- She lost her breath. Her grip. Her goddamn mind. He isn't someone you crush on. He's the kind you survive. He doesn't flirt. He doesn't smile. He doesn't chase. But when he looks at you- You run. Or you fall. There's no in-between. And she? She fell. Hard. Fast. Wrong. Because this isn't romance. It's war. A war between peace and the storm that wears a man's face. Where secrets are bullets, the battlefield is a bed, And the only rule is: Don't ask what he's hiding. But secrets don't stay buried- Not when they whisper your name like sin. Not when they leave bruises and paint your soul in portraits you don't remember posing for. She thinks she's smart. She thinks she knows danger. But the truth? Danger saw her first. Years ago. And it never looked away. --- > "You shouldn't fall in love with strangers." "Who said I had a choice?" --- The Hunter isn't a love story. It's a descent. Into obsession. Into madness. Into the kind of passion that doesn't knock- It breaks the door down and sets the house on fire. This is what happens when a girl meets her end. And it smiles. And waits. --- Welcome to Lords of Obsession. Where love doesn't bloom. It bleeds. --- THE HUNTER LORDS OF OBSESSION BOOK ONE

Noa lost everything in a single day. Betrayed by the people around him and crushed by debt, his life seemed hopless. Even a track tried to finish him. And just before the world went black—time froze. Suddenly, Noa is no longer an average human—he is a Dimensional Tycoon, capable of buying and selling planets at market price. When gods need immortality, Noa sells them elixirs. When demon kings want weapons of mass destruction, they pay in cash. When heavens fall, he buys the land. When empires collapse, he auctions the ashes. Noa can trade anything, as long as the price is fair. He doesn’t conquer realms, because in this world, money is the greatest power—and Noa controls the market. After all, even divine beings knock on his door—not to fight, but to ask for a discount. But every tycoon has to start somewhere. For Noa, it began with selling shampoo to bald cultivators. Additional tags: No incest, No Rape, No Yuri, No Smut, No NTR, Evolution, Slice of life, Cultivation, Xianxia, Wuxia, Apocalipse, Dimensional Beings, Dragons

Karl Wagner is a disgruntled middle-aged instructor at the Bundeswehr Command and Staff College. He finds himself concerned about the direction which the German nation is headed in—just as he is killed by a terrorist attack. Only to awaken and find himself reborn as an infant, Bruno von Zehntner, the youngest son of a noble family renowned for its part in the German war industry a few years after the founding of the German Empire. Bruno, as he is now known, desires to rewrite history and ensure the German Empire emerges victorious in the coming century. And in doing so, finds himself entrenched in a world filled with Blood and Iron!

(Completed) Ye Qingge's Weibo: Yun Qi Ye Qingge (Join the super cute "Pampered Consort" book-sharing giveaway) What to do when you run a red light drunk? Looking at the stupefied Weiyi, Ye Che said calmly, "Let's get married!" Weiyi, flushed with annoyance and embarrassment, covered her eyes, "This is just a misunderstanding!" Ye Che's hand, paused while doing up his tie, laughed arrogantly and charmingly, "But I'm very pure, I can't stand being misunderstood, please don't hurt me!" [Childhood Sweethearts, Innocent Love] QQ group: 511751744 (Knock on the door with: any character's name)

Transmigrated into the book as a cannon fodder female supporting role, the ex-wife of the male lead who hasn't divorced yet. Gu Fuqiao just wants to say no! — Reader group 570310348, those who like this text can join, the knock-on-the-door brick is the name of a character in the book.

The first time she bumped into him, she wiped her sweat on his suit, and he took it off and said to throw it away. The second time she knocked over a bucket of water, splashing his shoes and pants, he actually threw away his shoes and socks! Gu Yan was thoroughly unsettled, a germophobic fussiness is an illness that needs treatment! What happens when a man whose cleanliness drives everyone crazy meets a carefree woman? One day, Young Master Tang cornered Miss Gu against the wall, "Let's talk about the question of taking responsibility!"

Once the young leader of Dragon Soul, acknowledged king among international top mercenaries, he is pulled back to the city by his thrifty father-in-law to find himself a cold goddess. Being disliked by the goddess is not a problem; a spicy policewoman, charming boss, tsundere lolita, and sweet college student come knocking at his door. More women means more trouble, but that's not a problem either. What he's least lacking is the skill to solve problems! Lin Fei's life motto: What is love in this world? Only wishing life and death for it!

For thirty-year-old gamer Chris Day, the apocalypse isn’t zombies or aliens—it’s a dead internet connection. When a storm knocks out his internet, Chris finds a strange, armored cable in his yard and attempts to “hack” the junction box. He thinks he’s just rerouting a signal. He’s wrong. He accidentally hotwires the primary trunk line for Reality, which, to prevent a catastrophic failure, offloads its core processes and control interface directly to him. Now Chris has an System account for the universe, and the universe is about to get a very strange patch.

(1v1, murni dan manis) Residensi Pangeran Xiliang. Dengan energi seperti harimau dan baru berusia 5 tahun, Pangeran Kecil Xiao Moxi melihat ibunya berlari ke perkebunan lagi, dan wajahnya yang seperti baozi mengerut karena frustrasi. Sambil memandang ayahnya di sampingnya dengan duka, dia mengeluh dengan nada seolah-olah sangat berpengalaman, "Ayah, bagaimana kamu bisa jatuh hati kepada ibuku, yang suka kabur terus-terusan?" Xiao Yeyang memberikan tatapan menyamping kepada anaknya yang matang sebelum waktunya, lalu pura-pura merenungkan pertanyaan itu. Memang, mengapa dia jatuh hati kepada wanita itu? Setelah keheningan yang panjang... "Siapa tahu? Mungkin kepalaku tertimpa pintu!" Bertukar pandangan yang penuh rasa simpati, ayah dan anak menghela napas tanpa daya secara bersamaan. Apa yang kamu lakukan ketika kamu terikat dengan wanita yang tak pernah di rumah? Hanya ada satu hal yang bisa kamu lakukan dengan Permaisuri Putri (ibu) mu sendiri—manjakan dia, tentu saja! … Ditransportasikan ke zaman kuno dengan ruang yang dipenuhi bunga padi, yang dia inginkan hanyalah hidup dengan tenang di perkebunan. Tak terduga, dengan ayah yang merupakan seorang pejabat kabupaten, dia terpaksa meninggalkan pedesaan dan pindah ke kota! Kehidupan di kota sangat ramai dengan aktivitas, dan agar bisa berbicara di rumah, dia membeli perkebunan, menanam bunga dan tanaman obat-obatan, serta mengembangkan varietas biji-bijian yang berlimpah dan berkualitas tinggi. Secara luar biasa, dia membantu ayahnya, yang telah menjadi pejabat kabupaten selama sembilan tahun, untuk naik tingkat demi tingkat, membawa Keluarga Yan yang rendah ke lingkaran elite Beijing! Ini adalah kisah seorang putri bangsawan dari keluarga sederhana yang membantu klannya untuk berkembang dan sejahtera, serta kisah cinta manis tentang sukses bersama dan tumbuh bersama! Pemeran utama pria: Di depan orang lain, dia adalah si Pangeran Kecil yang membanggakan, si Pangeran yang domineer dari Xiliang. Di depan pemeran utama wanita, dia adalah laki-laki yang lembut dan berhati hangat. Pemeran utama wanita: Berpikiran jernih dalam segala hal, berhati hangat dan mandiri!

Upon becoming an undead mage, Gu Xi discovered he had encountered a small problem. What was with being knocked out and thrown into a cell? To avoid becoming the first useless player to die before completing his job, Gu Xi decided to save himself! As a result, a future powerhouse known as the Breath of the Undead embarked on his legendary journey

“I was just a delivery guy. One weird bottle, one wrong knock… and now I’m married to a vampire queen.” Liam Ross thought it was just another late-night gig—deliver a mysterious bottle of vintage wine to a mansion he’d never heard of. Next thing he knows, he's waking up in a gothic castle, covered in blood, with a glowing sigil on his wrist… and a dangerously beautiful vampire queen declaring him her husband. Bound by an ancient blood contract, Liam finds himself thrust into a deadly underworld of vampire politics, ancient courts, and supernatural assassins. He has three days to prove himself or die—and if he dies, his new bride dies with him. Survive the bond. Learn the rules. Or burn in the eternal night. But there’s a problem: Liam is human. Mortal. Untrained. And some vampires would rather see him dead than let a lowborn outsider sit beside their queen. Now, it’s not just his life on the line—it’s hers too.

In Tiereth, the Zenith war forged history, destroyed it, and reshaped it. Victories and defeats arose equally, building the foundations of thousands of generations through time. In the fifteenth war, "the battle for the Witness Jungle," the stories of legends stained in blood and desolation came to an end. Two hundred years later, in Promise City, the leader of a criminal group had an unfortunate encounter. An unusual group of Wanderers knocked at his door. —You will have to excuse me, Mr. Basil. —The woman approached with a mocking smile—. I will have to deprive you of your freedom. N/A: Sorry for bad english, i use a translator.

Nadine McKenzie is a young executive at one of the top companies in L.A. Due to her workaholic tendencies, she was forced to take a vacation. Unfortunately, the vacation she never even wanted ended in disaster when she woke up in a hotel room next to a handsome man she didn’t recognize. Panicked, Nadine immediately fled the scene. Months later, just when life was getting back to normal, Nadine received news that turned her world upside down, she was pregnant. And the father of the baby? None other than a famous lead singer of a popular band. As if that wasn’t bad enough, he also happened to be everything Nadine swore she’d avoid in a man: a notorious playboy.

Fate doesn't knock. It crashes. Alex Marx is no ordinary healer. Gifted with mysterious powers and a stubborn heart, she's always been caught between light and shadow between the life she knows, and the truth buried deep within her blood. When tragedy strikes and a pregnancy turns deadly, she makes an impossible choice that will forever alter her path... and awaken something inside her no one was prepared for. Noah, her fated mate, is loyal, fierce, and burdened with a protective instinct that borders on reckless. As Alex's past and future threaten to collide, he must face the reality that love may not be enough to save her from what's coming. Together, they must navigate the tangled web of supernatural secrets, betrayal, and emotional scars. while discovering just how far they're willing to go for those they love. But darkness doesn't sleep and neither does destiny. Moon Temptation is a supernatural romance packed with heart-pounding tension, soul-deep connection, found family, and the dangerous beauty of fated love. In a world of werewolves, healers, and fae realms, sometimes the biggest threat... is what you carry within.

An teenager named surana ended up the main villainesses in the last web novel she read Your Empress's Thron now she wants nothing but to survive and live a peaceful life way from everyone did I mention that she is femnist in a era where woman has no power on their own. stay tuned for what she does in order to stay alive and happy while the war and death are knocking at her door.

TRIGGER WARNING! This is a dark romance novel, which might contain some unsettling themes rated 18+. It is everything dark and forbidden. Please, be guided. *** No matter how far I ran, no matter how deep I hid, I knew one truth… He would always find me. Knock. Knock. I jolted up from my sitting position, with my heart hammering in my chest. Just as I was saying... He had already found me. But by the time he broke down the rickety door, I was already standing and facing him with a knife to my wrist. I'd rather die than return home with him as his mate. *** Eve thought she and her mother had successfully escaped her abusive father by getting married to the former Alpha of a pack far away from where they used to live. But all her hopes and expectations were cut short the moment she realized her new stepbrother, Alpha Saint, who was also the current Alpha of her new pack, was the same man she had a one-night stand with eight months ago, along with his best friend, Beta Kyrie. And on that fateful night, she had stolen very valuable items from these men. Hated and controlled by her stepbrother, Saint, who saw her as nothing but a thieving whore, Eve decided to find solace in Kyrie, who was already falling madly in love with her. But Saint would rather fight his best friend to the death than let him anywhere close to the woman he was secretly obsessed with from the day he set eyes on her – Eve. All hell was let loose when Eve turned twenty-one and found out that not only was she mated to the man she loved and desired – Kyrie. She was also mated to her overly possessive stepbrother, whom she dreaded with her life.

NEW CHAPTER EVERY FRIDAY! --- The Earth was hit by a meteor, and it caused a mysterious virus to spread. The virus caused people to turn into zombies, and Luca Weisman lost his parents when he was sixteen to zombies as well. His other relatives also died because of zombies, that was the reason why he despised zombies very much, and he only had himself in the chaotic world that was about to end because of the catastrophe. He sealed himself off without letting anyone enter his territory, but one day, a strange delivery guy suddenly tried to knock on his door and wanted to come in. It turned out that the person was the annoying player he knew in the game, but one thing he didn't know was the person's true identity. Other feelings developed from the initial annoyance and hatred, but would those feelings still be the same after he found out the person's true identity?

When the soul of a modern military girl who died by a gunshot reincarnated into the soul of young Cecilia the daughter of the Empress that was murdered by the Emperor's beloved consort.Cecilia was bullied often because she was naive while her father the Emperor goes on to handle Kingdom affairs. He knows nothing and sadly she wasn't the castle's favorite princess due to rumors even though she has her father's heart/favor. She will climb the ladder to become the heir by knocking her enemies down like dominos. The whole family of that consort will pay but what about that boy he doesn't belong to the consort. Anyways, make them fall like dominos! Now that the soul of a very vicious woman is in her, she'll make them all pay.

Bastion Ridder was but a boy when war found the once peaceful village of Leafaria. It was an all-encompassing war of might and magic, one that would throw the land of Crayosia into a spiral from which it would never recover. The sins of his father would come knocking in the form of a laundry-list of foes, and only Bastion would be there to answer that call. With his fathers spear in hand, and a slowly gathered crew of both rivals and companions, Bastion would crawl from the ashes of his home and seek out those responsible for its destruction. It would all began one fateful day just within the gates of Leafaria...

For millions of years, Earth was sealed from the multiverse to protect it from extinction. Now, the seal is breaking—and the forgotten power known as the Primordial Force is awakening across the world. Nations reveal their hidden champions. Kairos, the secret order that trained them, unveils the hundred strongest warriors on Earth. But one man stands above them all. Ishan Vardhe—untrained, unaffiliated, and unstoppable. He didn’t ask for power. He only asked to be left alone. But when the world comes knocking and invaders return, Ishan will show them why some lines should never be crossed.

20 year old, Norah Beckett found herself in an unfamiliar place and an unfamiliar situation as soon as she woke up in a cabin in the woods that looked to be untouched by mankind. As many times as she tried leaving this secluded area, failure knocked on her door. Confusion and loneliness drove her mad as she tried many times to step outside of the door. Strange things start to happen. Who knew a ghost could get spooked? Who knew she was a ghost herself? She couldn't leave her solitude.

Arthur lived an ordinary life — or at least he tried to. Between poorly healed scars and the tedious routine of the same days, he believed he had left behind the ghosts that haunted him. But death didn't knock on the door. It simply came. When his eyes open, there is no sky, no light, no heat. Only damp stone beneath his body, a musty smell, and children's voices whispering around him. Something is wrong. Very wrong. His body is not his. The world is unknown. And the questions in his mind echo in the void. Amidst silent children and walls that seem to breathe, Arthur slowly understands that this new world is governed by forces that tear apart the rules of reality — and where fear is the only constant. Death was just the beginning. Now, he must discover what it means to be reborn in a place where hope is an extinct luxury... and survival is an imposed sentence.

For 200 years, Ray has lived in a quiet village, sweeping porches, sipping noodles, and staying out of trouble. But beneath the mask of a peaceful neighbor lies something unimaginable: an immortal being of godlike power—one who once fought in divine wars and vanished from history. When nobles arrive searching for relics of a forgotten era, they don’t realize the artifact they’re hunting is walking among them. As the Grand Academy stirs, ancient disciples reawaken, and gods convene for the first time in centuries, the world inches closer to war—and Ray’s peaceful life is at risk. Ray made a vow long ago: He wouldn’t interfere unless his home was disturbed. But now, the world is knocking on his front door. And the god next door… might finally answer.

The name Vashirayan means nothing to most. It doesn’t trend. It doesn’t hold office. But in rooms where wars are decided, it means one thing: Stay quiet. Or disappear. Across the world, they are known by many names: The House of the Sage. The Crownless Kings. Hi no Michibiki : “Guided by Fire.” La Sombra Serena : “The Serene Shadow.” The Ones Who Don’t Knock. Each name different. Each name earned. Each name spoken only once. House of the Sage is a modern myth-thriller, where ancient bloodlines shape new empires, and a silent war simmers beneath elite society. At its center: Nivrit Vashirayan. A quiet graduate student with a calm voice, brilliant mind… and a terrifying inheritance. He was raised to disappear into normal life. But some bloodlines don’t go quiet forever. When Niv steps into view, it’s felt everywhere. Cartels hesitate. Private guards get reassigned. Old families reopen dossiers sealed in fireproof cabinets. Because the Vashirayans never announce themselves. But the world always feels it when they move.

Every month before dawn, an envelope appears in Nemi’s crumbling apartment — inside, a crisp $100 bill and a cryptic task that must be completed without question, delay, or deviation. No knock. No names. No second chances. Living in the slums with nothing but grit and a mind sharpened by survival, Nemi is pulled into the world of The Club — a silent, powerful network that watches, tests, and rewards… or punishes. As he navigates strange missions, shadowy figures, and an ever-tightening web of rules, Nemi is forced to question everything: his safety, his freedom, and the price of staying alive in a game he never asked to join. The $100 Club is a slow-burn psychological survival tale about choice, control, and the illusion of upward escape.