Because Fuck You Thats Why

After getting hit by a bus, Edward gets sent to another world, forced to complete a mission to save it, which he successfully accomplishes. But just as he's about to enjoy his well-deserved hero life, a cosmic screw-up by the goddess sends him back to Earth. On the very same day, while saving his sister, Edward gets hit by a bus again, ending up back in front of the goddess. Now, in accepting a new reincarnation, he brings the goddess along to a new world, aiming for a peaceful life. However, he discovers that his fate is tied to saving a useless webnovel protagonist, complicating his aspirations for peace. "Well, killing all the villains is the easiest way to do that."

Normal frickin days. Boring usual college days. Normal us. So why. No ,where did it all go wrong. When did it all go wrong. Just a bunch of teenage girls trying to get over their last year as seniors ,each of them wanting to go to different universities with different dreams. Four best friends ,different personalities ,different everything ,only met last year but became closer than childhood friends or so they thought. When they get tangled up in something they never could have even dreamt of ,friendship isn't friendship ,enemies aren't enemies ,nothing is normal and usual and boring and the same and it never will be. New allies or maybe not.

Rosette, a fairy disguised as a village girl has to keep her life quiet and still. Being an illegitimate daughter of the former king has set her alive and well since she wasn't mentioned in any royal archives. With such luck, she was able to escape her hellish life and live in peace in a small remote village while the Dark Jade faries destroyed her kingdom. Her life was perfect and safe until she met a large non-human figure lying injured in her garden in the middle of dawn. That figure turns out to be the general of the Dark Jade army. How will Rosette be able to escape him and how will she survive this fairy?

After playing the game for a whole night, he died suddenly and traveled through time to become a famous villain in the game. At the beginning, he confessed his love to the noble daughter of the Duke, but the Duke wanted to kill him? He thought he only had one enemy, but when Victor came to his senses, he found that everyone around him wanted him dead. The cold Valkyrie boss insisted on taking his head, and the wealthy lady who covered the sky with one hand wanted to bury him alive. Even the wild dogs on the roadside didn't like him! Under this doomed death ending, there are still countless upcoming players, waiting to share his experience! Not wanting to sit and wait for death, he chose another path. "You all want to kill me so much..." "Then I'll believe in the evil god."

It is I—Henry Novar—the one and only, master of terrible luck and even worse decisions. My life ,so is my body, was a beautiful disaster, but it truly hit rock bottom when I got caught in Dahlia Vayne's web of lies and manipulation. She was poison in human form, turning my world upside down with a curse that robbed me of my free will and made me betray the only person I ever loved—Nyssa Albright. If Nyssa was a beam of sunlight, Dahlia was the storm. She waltzed into my life wearing my family heirloom, claiming she was my long-lost childhood sweetheart. Spoiler alert: she wasn’t. But I try explaining that to my parents, who decided that my seven-year-old self’s decisions were ironclad. Nyssa was my light, my anchor in the storm, but I pushed her away, broke her heart, and watched as Dahlia's schemes tore her apart. When Nyssa was killed, the curse lifted, leaving me free but empty, haunted by regret. And just when I thought the pain would kill me, I woke up—18 years old again, back before it all went wrong. Now I’ve got a second chance, and I’m not going to waste it. Dahlia thinks she’s got me figured out, but this time? The game is mine to win. Nyssa deserves better. And for once, I’m going to make sure she gets it. Even if it kills me... again. (Temporary cover cause the original one I made is too inappropriate lmao)

"Is it true that snakes mate all day long?"   One day, Won suddenly goes into heat at school due to a marking left by his ex-boyfriend without permission.   When he hurriedly hides in the bathroom, a man who appears to be a werewolf rudely confronts him, but in his desperate situation, Won promises to sleep with him and receives his help.   It turns out that he is not only Won's junior but also the illegitimate child of the center director who is monitoring Won...   "...Who are you really?"   "A crazy bastard who wanted to get involved with you."   What is the true identity of this man who seems to be lurking around Won?

“Mr. Zhang, it is said that you often make zombies work overtime without pay, is that true?” Zhang Ye, enraged, snatched the microphone that was pushed to his mouth and said righteously: “Who said that?” “I'll sue them for defamation!” “Someone's defaming me, you know!” As he spoke, he turned and grabbed a zombie, “Did I force you?” The zombie, silent, just went “Ugh ahhhh—” Zhang Ye immediately said, “See! He said no!” The next morning, the headlines of the Sanjiang Apocalypse Morning Post read: Zhang's Group Chairman, Zhang Ye, not only admitted to making zombies work overtime, but he also abused a zombie in front of reporters, truly a man without conscience! Our newspaper expresses strong disdain for such a person! This book is also called “Who Let You Bring Zombies into the Factory”

The beginning marks the end. A story untold as it never ended, a story broken as it never got the chance to heal, a story of the stars and a story of the world abandoned by fate. People live by desires, dreams, motivation and undying crave for something. Everybody want something in life, something that they want to achieve no matter the cost. But how about those who don't? How does it feel to not have any dreams? How does it feel to not have a single thing you are interested in? How does it feel to not crave for anything? Life goes just like the flow of the river with nothing so ever happening in your life and meet the Sea as in Death. What would happen if an otaku character travel beyond the Milkyway Galaxy to the world of magic? Rudra the main protagonist travels with the Emissary of the Destructor to the World of magic. Faced with the Trial beyond the limits of his own, Rudra fails to overcome the Trial. But the Destructor grants him another chance because of the transcending power he posses ' Authority'. Two years after the Trial will be held again to test the successor of Shadow God, if he fails to overcome the Trial again then not even Death can save him. Rudra ends up on the planet Seed in the Reedreada Galaxy as per the Destructors wish. There he joins the famous Star Verse Academy to train himself and overcome his limits and face the Trial with everything he got. But will that be it... English is not my native language, so there might( must) be some mistake, please inform me through comments. Text me on Discord if you have any advice or opinion Discord- Ether7#2296 And lastly, of course, cover page is not mine. If you want me to remove it( Which I am sure no one is interested in) I will remove it.

Alex Darvin is an ordinary man with an extraordinary gift: he can do anything simply because he can. From defeating the most formidable foes to solving the most complex problems , Alex’s abilities know no bounds. His power is not limited by physical, logical, or metaphysical constraints. He can alter reality, manifest objects, and overcome any challenge with a mere thought. Living a quiet life in a small town, Alex keeps his abilities hidden, using them only when absolutely necessary. However, his peaceful existence is shattered when a mysterious organization discovers his powers and seeks to exploit them for their own gain. but then don't know what is awaiting them.

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I was an author on Webnovel and, surprise surprise, they're a fraud. Don't work for that money-hungry pig of a company; stick to Royal Road instead. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° webnovel's biggest issues. Content Quality Issues Oversaturation of Specific Genres - Excessive focus on harem-style narratives - Overreliance on wish-fulfillment storylines - Repetitive power fantasy tropes - Lack of genre diversity Writing Quality Concerns - Prevalent grammar and spelling issues - Translation quality problems - Limited character development - Poor plot structure and pacing - Overuse of overpowered protagonist tropes without meaningful conflict Economic Model Problems Author Compensation - Significantly low payment rates for content creators - 50% revenue share model (comparatively higher than other platforms) - Unsustainable income for most authors - Limited monetization options Contract Terms - Restrictive contractual obligations - Limited author rights - Lack of flexibility in content management - Potential career implications for full-time authors Platform Integrity Issues Authenticity Concerns - Widespread bot activity - Artificial engagement metrics - Questionable review authenticity - Inflated follower counts Structural Limitations - Limited content formats compared to other platforms - Restricted creative freedom - Focus on quantity over quality - Limited development resources for authors Impact on Writing Careers Professional Development - Risk of creative stagnation - Limited growth opportunities - Potential opportunity costs - Career trajectory concerns Alternative Platforms - Royal Road offering better terms - More diverse platform options available - Need for platform diversity in web fiction Recommendations for Authors Career Planning - Maintain alternative career paths - Avoid full dependency on platform income - Develop diverse writing portfolios - Build platform-independent audiences Content Strategy - Focus on quality over quantity - Develop unique narrative approaches - Avoid common trope pitfalls - Invest in proper editing and revision Platform Usage - Consider multi-platform publishing - Build direct reader relationships - Maintain content rights when possible - Develop independent marketing strategies

Wang Zichen is your average office worker, the only thing that set him aside was...Well he is terribly unlucky. one day while just minding his own business, he meets his unfortunate end....... "I'm alive??" "eh third mother? you're awake? ofcouse your alive" "but didn't I get hit on the head?" "hit on the head? did someone hit third mother??" "wait, wait, wait what are you calling me? third mother what?" "call the doctor third mother has gone crazy" "!!!!!" *content warning for mentions of miscarriage, murder, attempt murder and violence*

What would you do if you became the bad guy in your favorite video game? That's what happens to our protagonist, a skilled and ruthless gamer who calls himself "Spectre". His passion is the virtual reality game Aerial Chronicles, where he dominates his rivals with his skill and cunning. But one day, everything changes. For some unknown reason, our protagonist wakes up in the body of Kylo Stormcrest, a secondary character in the game who is a noble and weak villain. Kylo has no special abilities, only his title of duke. How will he survive in this hostile and dangerous world? Will he be able to change his destiny and become a hero? Or will he remain the same old Spectre?

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Ten years ago, Yoon Seo saved the world under the name Seo Chaeyoon, but now lives as an anonymous hunter. He plans to die immediately after fulfilling all the last wishes of his deceased comrades, but these wishes, like “3 million squats,” “catching ten 9-kg sea breams,” and “baking 10,000 chocolate crack cookies,” are making it very difficult for him to commit su*cide. One day, Seok-yeong, a world-renowned large guild, merges with Yoon Seo’s guild and forms a team with several hunters. Kwon Ji-han, the world’s top hunter whom Yoon Seo meets in the team, immediately recognizes that Yoon Seo is special and approaches him. Although Yoon Seo initially dislikes Kwon Ji-han due to his arrogant first impression, he soon realizes that Kwon Ji-han is a righteous and good person. Yoon Seo, who abandoned justice long ago, feels frustrated and depressed when he sees Kwon Ji-han. The past from ten years ago keeps resurfacing. Kwon Ji-han keeps catching his eye. Will Yoon Seo be able to fulfill the last wishes and die peacefully? © 소림

"Born into a life of suffocating control, one young woman's fate is sealed from the start. Her parents, driven by a lust for wealth and status, orchestrate her every move, crushing her spirit and stifling her dreams. Their latest decree: a forced marriage to a rich and powerful man, a union designed to secure their own prosperity, regardless of her happiness. The groom sees his new wife as nothing more than a gold-digger, a beautiful but manipulative woman who will stop at nothing to claim his fortune. Determined to make her pay for her perceived transgressions, he sets out to make her life a living hell, tormenting her with cruel words and heartless actions. But as the days turn into weeks, and the weeks into months, something unexpected happens. The husband, whose heart has long been encased in ice, begins to feel the stirrings of emotion. He sees glimpses of a kind and gentle soul beneath his wife's reserved exterior, and his resolve starts to crumble. Meanwhile, his wife, who has endured unimaginable hardships at the hands of those who should have loved and protected her, begins to awaken to her own strength and resilience. As she finds the courage to stand up for herself, she starts to lose feelings for the man who has made her life so miserable. Will this twisted game of love and hate ultimately lead to redemption, or will it destroy them both? Can two people, bound together by circumstance and manipulation, find a way to heal and forgive, or will their relationship remain forever toxic? Dive into this gripping tale of love, power, and survival to find out."

Shijou Saikyou was one of the superhero's that protect the people in City Z from monster. It was such a life, not until he finally felt bored on defeating the monsters in just a flick of his hand again and again. Superhero's life was too easy~ Now..... Looking back at new recruit superhero's that was starting to be more powerful than the old recruit since their powers are more inherent and not result of hard work. Shijou Saikyou mostly known as 'Tsuyoi', the strongest superhero, ranking as an SSS in the Hero Organization among the hundreds of superhero's threatens to have some dark thoughts after being crowned as the first ever SSS+ superhero when he had completed hundred of heroic deeds. What if, he was the one being defeated? Tsuyoi lips curved up slightly, his purple eyes flashing with some strange excitement as he thought, 'How fun!'

Mila, a bookworm, is an expert at balancing office chaos, overtime, and escaping into epic love stories… until one day, reality hits her like a truck—literally. Instead of the usual "game over," she wakes up in a lavish room straight out of a fairy tale. Is she in heaven? A dream? Nope, just the start of a new chapter! Now, Mila's story begins in a new world. Is she a princess, a prisoner, or just someone who’s really bad at crossing streets? With mysteries to solve, secrets to uncover, and perhaps a prince or two to meet, Mila must navigate her way through a world crazier than any book she's ever read. Join Mila on this adventure as she proves that when life gives you a new world, you might as well be the book-hero you’ve always read about.

"[Silly + Live Broadcast + Going Crazy Anywhere] Qiao Xi takes on the mission from the Temporal Bureau, entering into a melodramatic novel to correct the storyline, becoming a low-tier celebrity at thirty-eight, and even bound by a truth-telling system. Since then, what was once a serious melodramatic novel underwent a sudden change in style— During a variety show livestream, when asked why they work so hard: Guest 1: "I think of my hardworking farmer grandfather." Guest 2: "My grandmother used to farm; I miss her a lot." Qiao Xi: "For money! Each episode pays two hundred thousand, wouldn't you do it? As long as you don't die, keep working yourself to death!" During an interview, the host asked for the secret to maintaining good skin. Popular actress: "It's natural!" The bewildered Qiao

[Webnovel Spirity Awards 2024] Tags- gender bender, cross dressing, body swaps, xianxia. According to legend, in order to have tremendous power, Hou Mingyue of the Moon demon tribe became an emotionless monster. But that wasn't enough power to satisfy him. He wanted to gain the Glazed Fire, which could only be gained through true love. Because he couldn't feel any emotions, he wasn't able to find true love. when he finds Cheng Honglian, the fairy of sadness, but she isn't interested in him. So he led an army of demon realms to devastation. The three realms were in grave danger. To save the world and Hou Mingyue and his army, Cheng Honglian sacrificed herself to seal them in the mystery island along with their memories of the past. Cheng Honglian got reincarnated as the fairy of the Dream Pavilion of the Heavenly Realm. And again, fate brought them together when the heavenly emperor sent Naihua to the mystery island to obtain the 'Astral Blossom Flower'. Without knowing anything about the past, Naihua started to grow feelings for the demon king.  How will they end up in the end? ======== [Benefits of adding this to your collection] -2.2k words per chapter the story. -Consistent daily updates for you all! -Update 1 chapters every day. ======== -GMT+8 Find me in other social platforms. Instagram - Author_GuYueJiRen Facebook - Lanhua Discord - Guyuejiren

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Janet's long term boyfriend dumped her for someone else because she was apparently impotent, rendering Janet heartbroken even more because his wedding was taking place the very next day. Hurt, Janet visited a club, got drunk, only to wake up naked, next to a hot, dark stranger the next morning. She says the first thing that pops into her head, “Would you like to get married to me, Mr. Grumpy looking stranger?” What she didn’t anticipate was for said stranger to agree to such a ridiculous offer– and strike a deal with her, which then led to her crashing her ex’s wedding with her new husband-to-be, Alastor. After that, one thing led to the other, making Janet realize that she has just gotten herself tangled in a hot mess. Wanting out of the mess she created by herself isn’t an option for Janet, especially when she realized that Alastor isn’t human like she thought. Instead, he was the devil himself– literally. Casted aside and banished from hell, Alastor lived thousands of years searching for a way to return home and take his rightful place on the throne, to no avail. He figured Janet was another dumb, brainless human and couldn’t wait to be rid of her, but that was until he realized that she was the key he had been searching for, for centuries. Hence why he couldn’t ever, ever let her go. Since the moment she asked him to get married to her, she had unknowingly given herself to him, because she had no idea that once you make a deal with a devil, there’s no backing out from it.

In the age of Mecha for everyone, people could travel to the Endless Abyss to gather materials, enhance and forge their own Mechas, and thus wield the power to destroy heavens and earth. Jiang Chen had transmigrated and awakened the talent [Undying Barehand]. Once his Mecha shattered, he could permanently absorb its power and attain a multiple enhancement. ... At the bottom of the abyss, the ancient demon god exerted great effort and finally broke the titan Mecha, but from the shards extended a hand that held down its head. "Congratulations, you've unlocked my restraints."

Xu Wenping was forced into a blind date by his mother with a stunning CEO, Su Yurou, who was ten years older than him but still had a breathtaking figure and appearance. The two quickly fell in love, and everything seemed to be going well until they ended up in bed together. That was when Xu Wenping saw a photo of two women in Su Yurou's room—one was Su Yurou and the other was his ex-girlfriend from college! Xu Wenping asked, "Dear, who is this woman?" Su Yurou replied, "She is my daughter... oh wait, our daughter!" Xu Wenping was speechless. When the three of them met, Xu Wenping said with righteousness, "So what? You broke up with me, and now I'm marrying your mother. Why are you crying?"