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A little medical god with extraordinary medical skills, walking in the world! He practise medicine in order to help the people, specializing in treating difficult and miscellaneous diseases, and Hanging and beating all kinds of disobedienc, causing the world to fall in awe of him. He, is a top legend! He, is the mythological figure standing at the pinnacle of the martial arts and medical world!

Sick and tired of being set up on awful blind dates. Eve and Eric decide to get into a fake relationship to fool their loved ones. But pretty soon, what was supposed to be a convenient lie becomes more complicated. The two of them begin developing feelings for one another. But neither is aware that the feelings are mutual. To make things even worse, their toxic exes come back into their lives, and try to get back together with them. Now the two not only have to face their past. But they must also decide whether to turn their fake love into the real thing? Can Eve and Eric get over their past, and embrace their love. Or will their insecurities, and their scheming exes tear them apart?

**Tag:** R-18, Harem-seeking protagonist, Evil protagonist, Perverted protagonist, Handsome male lead, Cruel characters, Special abilities, Eastern and Western settings in a SciFi world, unhinged comedy, tragedy, slightly above average intelligent characters and plot twist. Synopsis: Zachary "Zach" Walters is the ultimate nerd: 22 years old, perpetually unemployed, and perfectly content to spend his days locked in his room, devouring fantasy novels. Living off rent from a shop his late parents left him, Zach believes the world outside is overrated, especially when he has his trusty laptop and an endless supply of energy drinks. But after spending weeks reading Chronicles of the Archmage: Arkanis Ascends, Zach hits his limit. The novel's ending—was shit, the power of friendship nonsense—pushes him into a full-blown rant. He tears into the author with an unhinged, scathing comment in the forums, mocking the novel, the villain's pathetic defeat, and even the author's "beady eyes" for writing something so cringe-worthy even saying he who isn't a author can write better. "You think you're better than me as an author? Better than my protagonist? Let's see how you fare in my new world." Suddenly such text appeared. Before he can reply, Zach is yanked into a very similar fantasy universe he mocked, reincarnated as a disgraced prince banished from his kingdom for sleeping with the king’s concubine. Stripped of his royal status but not his charm, Zach quickly realizes that fighting villains or becoming a hero is overrated. Instead, he decides to focus on the finer things in life: building a perverted waifus harem and indulging in every smutty fantasy he’s ever dreamed of. But in a world of cunning regressors, overpowered plot armour characters, arch mages and scheming heroes, Zach's carefree antics might just land him in hot water—or worse, dead. Can this trash-talking keyboard warrior survive his own delusions, or will he end up as another failed side character in someone else’s story? When fantasy meets debauchery, chaos is sure to follow.

Arthur, an avid gamer, accepts his friend’s dare to beat an infamous eroge game that no one has ever completed. The problem? The game is designed to trap players in endless smut scenes, with every decision leading to the same outcome: more smut scenes, world destruction and game over. After countless failed attempts and growing frustration, Arthur takes to the game's community forum, venting his anger at the developers. To his shock, he receives a cryptic response from the developer challenging him to find a different ending. Moments later, Arthur is pulled into the game itself, awakening in the body of an unremarkable extra. Arthur finds himself embodying the very lifestyle he once despised—fooling around at every turn and getting swept up in the woman's seductive temptations. Can Arthur resist the game’s temptations, uncover hidden paths, and finally break free? Or will he become yet another player lost to its endless scenes? or he will do both? Follow Arthur’s journey for a fresh story filled with humor, plot twists, and concepts you won’t find elsewhere. This novel includes incest, so if that's something you're uncomfortable with, you may want to avoid it. [Warning: Mature content R-18 ] Tags:- Harem, Op Mc, smut, romance, Milfs, Virgins, Netori, Succubus, Vampires, Elves, Princesses, Gilfs, Demonesses, Angels, Goddesses, Dragons, Phoenixes, Dryads, long seggs scenes, System, and many more. Release Schedule & Support: Chapter Releases: 2 daily chapters, each with 1k+ words. Support & Bonuses: I'm newly contracted and part of the win-win program! Privilege purchases, gifts, golden tickets, power stones, collections, and especially comments are greatly appreciated and keep me motivated. Give this a try—it’s a story that promises surprises at every turn, as long as you make it through the beginning!

Thrown into the world of magic and myriad races, those of myths and those unimaginable, Ryan finds himself grasping for all that he can just to succeed at the second chance at a life he always yearned for. All the while a prophecy unfolds, one that no seer could have foretold. An ancient promise to fulfilled, a sacred oath to be broken, and the supreme wager to be concluded. --- What to expect: ...what? You seriously expected me to tell you? Ha! What a joke, why would I spoil my own story for you? Go read the book and find out yourself, geez, man. --- A/N: What do you think is magic? To me, magic is anything that gives me awe. Something that can make me feel, no, make me forget that the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Magic to me is wherever my imagination takes me, sometimes a crypt, sometimes into the space, sometimes leave me stranded in a room full of rats... yeah, just kidding... or am I? In any case, I ask you now, you who are reading this... what does magic mean to you? --- Schedule: One everyday Discord: https://discord.gg/sJ7XabXM

**Synopsis of *Nael Supremium: Ascension of the Immortal Soul? Or Something Far Beyond*** Nael Supremium is no hero. He is a monster, cold, calculating, and indifferent to the world around him. Born from chaos, raised in darkness, and molded by betrayal and violence, he walks a path where every step is meticulously planned, and every action is weighed against its consequence. He carries a soul so powerful that it threatens to consume him, forcing him to seal his consciousness in a desperate attempt to contain the beast within. Yet, despite the nightmare he houses, he does not let it wreak havoc on the innocent. He controls it, distances himself from relationships and conflict, seeking only to maintain balance, to remain distant and cold in a world that demands more. When a transcendental being offers every soul a chance to enter a new reality, Nael’s cold, indifferent life takes an unexpected turn. Thousands of reincarnated, transmigrated, and divine beings enter universes of cultivation and magic, each guided by their own powerful systems, all fighting for power and supremacy. Yet, Nael has no interest in their games. His only goal is to transcend his existence, to break the limits of his soul and reshape his reality. For Nael, there are no allegiances, no noble pursuits—only the calm, precise execution of every move he makes. His system, enigmatic and mysterious, rewards him when he breaks boundaries—whether physical, mental, or existential. It is not a tool for instant success, but a means of testing his limits, of pushing him toward something beyond what is even conceivable. Alongside his best friend, a cultivator with the Emotion System, Nael advances, his cold resolve unwavering. But there are things in this universe he despises: those who manipulate others through power and deceit, those who use systems like NTR and heroine conquest to feed their desires. When they dare to touch what Nael values—even if it’s only a sliver—he reacts without hesitation. Nael is not vengeful; he does not obsess over petty revenge. His anger is simple, primal. If you push him past a certain point, his wrath will consume everything in its path. In that moment, even the devil would seem like an angel by his side. His actions are swift and without mercy, his judgment as cold as the heart of the monster he carries within. In a universe where bodies, souls, and destinies span from the immortal to the primordial, where divine children, legendary treasures, and otherworldly forces battle for supremacy, Nael stands apart. He is not here for glory, not for fame, and certainly not for the adulation of the weak. His only ambition is to transcend reality itself, to break the walls of the Omniverse and rewrite the laws that govern existence. *Nael Supremium: Ascension of the Immortal Soul? Or Something Far Beyond!* is a story that will take you to the edge of darkness, where mystery, power, and redemption intertwine in a journey unlike any other. A man who is no hero, no savior, but a force of nature who moves through the world with cold calculation and ruthless precision. In a world governed by destiny and divine laws, Nael is the one who refuses to bend. His soul is his only master, and if you dare to push him too far, you will learn that even the devil’s wrath pales in comparison to what lies within him. What is stronger: the destiny that governs all, or the soul that refuses to be controlled? **Comment from the author, NaelSupremium:** *"This is not a tale of redemption or heroism. It’s the story of a man who is a monster by choice, who battles the demons within himself while keeping the world at arm's length. He doesn’t need a system to define him. His path is his own, and if you cross him, it’s your end. No mercy, no second chances—just cold, calculated vengeance."*

Mark was more than just smart—he was a genius, a self-made prodigy who mastered everything yet claimed mastery over nothing. Dubbed the "Jack of All Trades" in his world, Mark thrived on relentless effort and versatility, proving that hard work could outshine even the most gifted. But when an unexpected death tosses him into a realm where magic reigns supreme, Mark isn’t awed—he’s annoyed. Offered the chance to wield powerful spells like everyone else, he scoffs. Why would a genius need magic? Instead, he demands something far more dangerous: limitless potential, a shape-shifting weapon, and—most importantly—no mana at all. In a world obsessed with magical power, Mark’s refusal makes him an anomaly. But his adaptability, knowledge, and unconventional tactics turn him into a force no one saw coming. What happens when a man who excels at everything, yet claims mastery over nothing, becomes the greatest threat in a world of magic?

First-year high school student, Bara Azam is in awe with the development of new gaming technology. He and his friends play popular First Person-Shooter Arcade Style set in 2020s Modern Combat, Flash Bang and Dash.

"Jill!" Sheri whispered. Jill continues to give Sheri grief. Though, in all honesty Jill didn't care, nor did she have room to judge. Jill has done what Sheri is about to do once or twice. Maybe even three times by the time she's done with Anthony. Who knows what his status is? Don't care... But Jill could shamelessly say this, she's never blatantly seen a man's wife and still brazenly flirt with their husband. Sheri was on a whole new level of savagery, and Jill wasn't letting her best friend off the hook so easily. Jill thought to herself, the next time Sheri tries to act all innocent and poise to judge me, imma rub the dirt all up in her face. She continues to push Sheri’s buttons till she gets up to leave and go to the bathroom. Jill was getting ready to tell her to use the gel when unexpectedly, Sheri collides into the Governor. They were a whole tangled mess, Jill practically had to pull them apart before his wife came. The Governor was grateful for her intervention because even he realized he wasn't focused. Upon meeting the governor's wife, Jill was 100% sure, she did not like her. This self-important, condescending chick, made Jill simply want to backhand her. Her whole attitude was trash. She looked down at Sheri and Jill the whole time with fake greetings of kindness. But Jill matched her energy. Like b*tch, your not about to run over me. But Sheri... Practically became her yes girl. And Jill had to fall in line because it wasn't her fight. *** After the awful encounter with Monica, the Governor's wife, Jill got to work on making sure Sheri had a more prominent presence. The girls went to the bathroom, and Jill opened every stall to make sure no one was around. "What was that?!" Jill yelled. "I know right?! Absolute b*tch!" Sheri added. Jill wanted to smack Sheri. "No! You!" Sheri was confused. "You're not focused! When she came up to us all stank, you had no fight in you. You acted like a docile little girl. She said jump and you went 'how high?' Even I had to fall in line." Jill was so infuriated. "Oh...". Sheri said in recollection. "Listen that right there was a freebie. Monica is not about to think that's how things are gonna be moving forward." Jill declares. Sheri was silent but signaled she understood Jill continued as she paced the spacious restroom. "She's the one that had things she wanted to discuss with you, not the other way around. You should of let Monica know what day YOU were available instead of going along with what she choose!" "I know I just got nervous..." Sheri put her hand to her forehead. "Well that needs to be out of your system now that we have a vague idea of what she's about. When we go to the Governor's house, don't act all impressed, as if you've never been in a place like that before, and whatever she asks of you, tell her you need time to deliberate. She's not getting her answer right away." Jill looked at Sheri sternly. "You're right! I'm sorry!... I guess I felt bad about my behavior with her husband that I kind of submitted to her." Sheri admitted. "So are you gonna feel bad about the Governor's behavior too?!" Jill snapped "Takes two to tangle, And y'all was entangled!" "Jill... I don't know if I can be the type of woman that can mess with a married man..." Sheri lowered her head. Well what is she trynna say about me! Jill thought. *** Hey everyone, thank you for your interest in my book, this is my first time writing a story. Hope you enjoyed this excerpt. This is my original work and the setting is urban American. My characters are of African American, Caribbean, and Hispanic descent, so this book may have a different flavor from the more traditional stories on here, so feel free to comment if there are any slang terms or phrases you don't understand.

What happens when an average American middle-aged man, father of two high school girls and a high school teacher, gets a system that makes him attractive to single women? Watch how he makes love and babies with the women who come for him. He gets rich every time he makes a woman visit Cloud Nine. This story has taboos, but at least it doesn't have cheating in any forum, so there's that. NONE OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS NOVEL ARE REAL. EVERYTHING IS FANTASY. *contains 18+ adult content* MC's Main kink is Race play, so do be warned. in*est father x daughter school teacher x student widow divorced milfs BDSM Many Taboo s*x, you have been warned. Emotional control (i.e., the girls will be affected by him to be prone to lust after him but won't lose the free will to turn him down until they have already slept with him) *what it won't contain* NTR or its other forums for cheating R*pe mind control (I am going through and fixing spelling and other issues, so please bear with it. English isn't my strong suit. I have finished fixing all the chapters that I have put up to the best of my ability, and I don't know how good Grammarly is. So I won't say it's perfect, but it's an improvement over before.)

Once upon a time, in a land far away, at the heart of the mighty kingdom of Eldomor, lived a young princess named Mirah. She was the youngest of the royals and a figure of both awe and dread. The Eldomir called her the Loved One, not because she was the heart of her people, no—Mirah Galdrion was the shadow of the kingdom. The Feared princess. The Cursed Maiden. The Bane of Eldomor. For her entire life, she was locked away in a lone tower, abandoned and cast away by her own family because of the vicious curse that stained her soul. She was hidden. Forsaken. Forgotten. Mirah Galdrion lived a life of seclusion. That is, until the dark king laid his eyes on her.

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*This is a place where we discuss and exchange ideas. This is not a novel* Hey there! Check out this Forum, where we would be discussing your reviews, there would be thoughts for the day, me answering your queries and all about my announcement. This is by which we could improve our interaction. I hope this goes out well and fine and great and ENORMOUS AND TREMENDOUS AND MAGNIFICENT AND.......*phew*... So....shall we start?

After being suddenly transmigrated into a novel that I've read years ago, I've realized that I've been swapped into the body of Villainess, Seraphine Montclair, or rather, the deceitful wife of the ever-most perfect crown prince of the Velmoria Empire, a kingdom ruling the large continent with great power and authority. With the nearing death approaching in time, I, Seraphine, must find a way to escape this death. Except.. I'd rather bring justice to Seraphine's cliche, gullible, and awful platitude personality that had obviously left her to a bad ending. So this time, I will be a true villainess while still being able to restore my tainted reputation! But with another instance, a system is manipulating my actions with choices from time to time, almost like an interactive game..

menceritakan tentang seorang pemuda yang tiba tiba mati saat bermain game "among the stars" sebuah game eroge fantasi terkenal namun memiliki rating rendah. hingga ketika ia sudah menamatkan semua rute game dan mendapatkan happy end ia merasa tak puas dan merasakan hal yang sama seperti player lain, game ini terlalu menyia-nyiakan potensi lore dan sistem kekuatannya yang sangat unik, ketika ia mengkritik hal tersebut di forum game ia mendapatkan notif dari developer untuk mencari sebuah secret ending, namun siapa sangka hal itu membuatnya masuk ke dalam game dan ia bukan menjadi karakter utama atau penjahat utama, tapi menjadi budak??

A young adult who just graduated who himself has many trauma , let's see how he will help others or in this process, he himself will be healed.

Every year, the Realm-Heart selected a cohort of prodigies from the esteemed families and cast them into an unknown plane—an ancient tradition devised to test the power, intellect, and resolve of the next generation. To triumph was to return wreathed in honor and prestige; to fail meant to perish, leaving behind only disgrace and the taint of failure upon one’s lineage. Among the most esteemed families, there once existed a prestigious lineage of blade masters—warriors whose power struck both awe and fear into the hearts of their peers. Their strength, coupled with ideals that clashed against the ruling factions, made them an obvious target. United through a unanimous fear, the other families conspired against them, orchestrating their downfall through a ruthless betrayel. Their legacy soon faded into obscurity, buried under with the rest of the great families' crimes. Asko was the last remnant of that lost lineage, a descendant of the blade masters whose very name had been erased from the annals of time. Though his abilities lay dormant, the Realm-Heart, perhaps moved by some old memories, unsealed his potential and cast him alongside the prodigies of the realm. It expected great things from him. Asko, however, had something else in mind—debts of blood still unpaid, and the family’s honor left to reclaim.

For Kyoto this year, Mahou high school got a lot of surprises. -And the one that topped it all? Turned out to be your completely everyday demon girl. -Wait WHAT??? A interesting girl named Eri who is driven by two things. One is her love of Japanese culture. Secondly, she has a great drive to study human behavior. Luckily for her, she happen to enroll at a school full of all kinds of 'curious specimens.' In simple words... -They are all hopeless TWITS you guys!!! Tag along on stories of the demon girl who watches her schoolmates in awe, wonder, and confusion?

Battered, injured, jaded and marvellously wreaked. Luis Lee was one of the powerful ability users during the chaotic time of the apocalypse but that was until he found himself reincarnated in a magical world full of hunks and gorgeously powerful moon elves.  At that moment he thought, "Let's live a slow slutty life, (b)itches!" These long-eared hotties needed him for something and the new moon elf lord was determined to do nothing. However, an obnoxious system was added into the mix saying that he is reincarnated in a world of a book. System administrator: This world will usher an Apocalypse after a decade. So enjoy your stay (b)itch. Few days old moon elf lord: Will I ever get a proper rest? A story of a perverted soul who just wanted to get laid starts now. Author's Note: Bearers are another gender of the moon elves. They have PP but has the ability to 'bear children'. This concept is practically like an omegaverse- minus the heat. This is my first ever novel. :) The book cover is a commissioned art made by Kanl Art. Paid by the Author using all the love that the beloved readers gave to this book! Hihihi! Do not use without Author's permission. Contact me @ https://discord.gg/M6N3nDkA

How do I know that a goddess wrote that awful harem novel? don't blame me if i give a bad review! Inuzuka Kai thought criticizing a cheesy harem novel was the worst thing he’d do all day—until the goddess who wrote it appears, furious, and traps him inside her cringe-worthy world. Now, he’s forced to live out every cheesy romance trope he can’t stand. Can Kai survive the world’s most over-the-top love story? Or will he end up stuck as the punchline of the worst plot ever created?

Is the day i Restarted my life. As a Hunter, To save the world from it's impeding doom.

Layton awoke in a world that seemed medieval at first glance. But as he explored further, he uncovered a realm teeming with magic, wizards, and gods, spanning countless dimensions. "Wizards, magic, gods, martial arts, and grand civilizations that run through numerous multiverses in the void, nothing is truly impossible here." "In this vast universe, nothing is truly impossible." With each step, Layton discovers the enchantment of wizards, the awe of magic, the mysteries of gods, and the discipline of martial arts, all interwoven within the rich tapestry of grand civilizations spanning countless worlds across the multiverse. Join him on an intensely personal odyssey that transcends the realms of possibility, as he ventures towards the summit of his own destiny and beyond.

Mikail Fremawan, someone who has always been followed by bad luck since he was a child, and the peak was when both of his parents died simultaneously before his own eyes. But the sudden appearance of the System changes everything, from wealth, power, glory, and... revenge; Mikail begins his steps to achieve all of that one by one. Witness his story of turning his misfortune into incredible good fortune. Mikail: There might be something wrong with my System, Isn't it? ------------ Hi, it's me here; this is my second book. This book is still connected to my other book, but it takes place on a different Earth, so Another Universe, maybe? The update schedule is still irregular because I'm still focusing on my other book, so... well, that's it; please enjoy!!

In a world hauntingly reminiscent of our own, the very fabric of reality is violently ripped apart when prehistoric titans—monstrous beings long relegated to the pages of history and legend—emerge from the shadows of time. Towering and primal, these colossal creatures wreak havoc on cities, their thunderous roars reverberating through the remnants of modern civilization as humanity grapples with an unimaginable cataclysm. Yet the chaos is only beginning. As the earth quakes beneath the weight of these ancient giants, something even more profound stirs. The gods of old—primordial forces once revered, feared, and ultimately forgotten—awaken from their millennia-long slumber. Their return is anything but gentle; it is seismic. Their mere presence distorts reality itself, reshaping the world to reflect their ancient dominion. No longer just symbols of myth, these deities walk among the ruins, awe-inspiring and terrifying, their motives shrouded in mystery as they seek to reclaim a world that has long forsaken them. In the midst of this upheaval, one unfortunate man finds himself chosen by one of these gods as a champion. But to truly embody this role, he must prove his worthiness—not just as a servant but as a devoted slave to a mighty lord, navigating a treacherous path that challenges the very essence of his humanity. As he grapples with the weight of his new destiny, he must confront the gods' wrath, the titans' fury, and the lingering question: what does it truly mean to be worthy?

Ichiro was a man who had to live through a tragic and awful life. After losing his wife, his only source of happiness, his despair only got worse until the day he died. To Ichiro's fortune, the Goddess of Life, Phelena, decided to send his soul into a new body in another world. His only condition was for the Goddess to send him far away from people. The goddess agreed, but she certainly had other plans for Ichiro's new life. A wholesome story about a man rekindling his love for living and encountering his lost wife in another world! [Story is written in 1st person with a casual tone] ------------------------------------------------------ If you want to see artwork of the novel, check out: caracasm.carrd.co Previously known as: Lost & Found: Rekindled Life

Born with "trash talent" at the prestigious Nine Suns Academy, Liu Chen's fate changes when a near-fatal accident awakens his ability to see—and manipulate—the threads of destiny itself. But every change to fate comes with a price, and as Liu grows stronger, his debt to destiny deepens. Caught between ancient cultivator clans, a mysterious Heavenly Fate Cult, and three powerful women whose destinies are inexplicably intertwined with his own, Liu must master his newfound powers before the world's fate is rewritten. Yet in a game where every victory demands payment, can he forge his own path without sacrificing everything he holds dear? "Master of Shattered Fates" is a tale of defying destiny, where martial arts meets magic, and the power to change fate comes with a price that could cost more than just your life.