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USA, Louisiana.. a small town in north-east Louisiana.. if you see a little-bitty tiny dot with the name 'Oak Grove' beside it.. in the most north-east corner of Louisiana.. fifteen minute drive north.. and you' ve crossed into the state of Arkansas.. Or if you would have drove fifteen minutes east instead of north.. you would have crossed over the Mississippi-Louisiana state line.. so that gives you a pretty good general location of the town of my birth.. Unfortunately it wouldn't be the town of my untimely and unexpected death.. nope.. for I would not die in a town.. no.. I would be eventually crushed.. by a section.. of thirty-two inch.. steel.. heavy-wall.. industrial pipe.. for a natural gas line.. being lay'n.. from just north of the cities.. Odessa and Midland.. of the state of Texas.. Over a thousand miles away from my place of birth.. Bastrop.. Louisiana.. where the closest 'safe' hospital was for me to be born at.. forty miles west.. by north-west from where my family had lived for generations.. Oak Grove.. My family has worked as surveyors.. for pipelines and gas or oil facilities.. being built all across this great country on the continent of North America.. for atleast two generations.. If my children take up the mantle.. that would make.. three generations of my family.. to feed and provide for their families.. working as pipeline surveyors.. see Oak Grove is poor.. poor as dirt.. total population.. barely over two thousand.. average gross income per capita per family for a year.. less than ten thousand dollars a year.. there's just no real paying jobs.. in Oak Grove or anywhere near it.. so while the people who choose to work in Oak Grove make ten thousand dollars a year.. I started out as a 'rod-man' which was the lowest man on the 'totem-pole'.. making what those in Oak grove..worked a year for.. I made in a month.. I did nothing but pack bundles of wooden stakes.. then carry them up the mountains of West Virginia.. Or across the deserts of West Texas.. swamps of south Louisiana.. down around Baton Rouge.. or Tibbedaux.. the Everglades of Florida.. fuck I get that nauseous feeling every time I think of when I 'work'd' there.. I walked up on a dead body without a head.. not long after that.. still on the same project I saw the 'headless' corpse on.. I almost stepped on the biggest python I've ever seen.. the fucker was atleast ten feet long and two to three feet wide around.. Anywho, back to what I was talking back before I went off subject for a bit.. I started out making ten thousand dollars every month.. thats twelve times what I would have earned working a month in Oak Grove.. instead of working in these dangerous jobs.. Been a lot of dangerous places.. dangerous terrains.. working in a very hazardous career.. but I was well paid like I said.. and now I don't have a body left to send home to my parents.. that section of pipe.. weigh tens of thousands of pounds.. when the 'Komoda' excavators that were lifting the section tipped.. that was it.. one of the operators didn't extend his 'boom' on his excavator all the way out like he should have.. Now the pipes falling.. as soon as it lands on me.. thats it.. so much weight.. my head will pop and shoot right of my shoulders.. up in the air towards the heavens themselves.. reaches its peak height of its short flight.. then falling.. all whilst my body will be crushed and explode to nothing but splatter'd meat paste.. ending my first life.. trust I've seen it.. I know what will happen from experience.. and so beings the next chapter of life.. I see a tunnel with bright light radiating from then end of it.. as I reach the light I take the final step.. the blinding light recedes and fades away out of existence.. I find my surroundings returning to a lightness that my eyes can afford to see clearly in.. only to meet another pair of eyes facing me.. everything else is shrouded by darkness.. I see only eyes.. staring at me.. staring into me.. starin

"Naruto: The New Ninja Era" is a fan-created novel set in the expansive universe of the "Naruto" series. This narrative explores the challenges and adventures faced by the next generation of ninjas in the Hidden Leaf Village, following the events of the original series. The story introduces new characters alongside familiar faces, delving into their personal growth, complex relationships, and the evolving dynamics of the ninja world. As the village confronts unprecedented threats, both internal and external, the protagonists must navigate political intrigue, uncover hidden conspiracies, and confront formidable adversaries. Themes of legacy, identity, and the pursuit of peace are central to the narrative, offering readers a fresh perspective on the "Naruto" universe. The novel combines action, drama, and emotional depth, staying true to the spirit of the original series while introducing innovative plotlines and character developments. "Naruto: The New Ninja Era" is available for reading on Webnovel, where fans can immerse themselves in this continuation of the beloved saga."

The MC transmigrates to the Narutoverse in the body of an orphan boy from the Senju clan, as a normal person from modern Earth he has little to no fighting experience, but luckily time is something he has a lot as Naruto is just 6 months old so, he can slowly build his strength to live a "Peace-full" life ##### Gain early access and support my work on Patreon, Join the journey and unlock exclusive content together.- https://www.pat-reon.com/FirstHokage) Without '-' after pat (^~^) ##### /***** I have posted images of the main character in the review section and comments on first 3 chapters you guys can see them there:D ******/ Warning: 1. This is not a story where MC will get powers overnight and become overpowered in Narutoverse, he will slowly build his strength, not too slow but not too fast 2. There will be a lot of killing and when I say killing I mean brutal one too 3. this novel will also have an academic arc too 4. BARUTO is a big no for me as I am a die-hard fan of Naruto so the plot of Baruto is not in this novel 5. our MC is smart and not some hot-headed fool so, don't expect him to put his life in danger all the time(and yes he is super handsome and you can see in the cover photo) Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or its characters (except the original characters I create). The image used in the cover is generated using AI after many tries :P Same novel with less grammatical errors- https://www.webnovel.com/book/naruto-chronicles-of-a-fire-ninja_30154652408482805

"Football isn't just a game"—it's life. For 16-year-old David Jones, football is more than a sport; it's an escape, a calling, and the only thing that makes sense in a world full of challenges. The electric thrill of scoring a last-minute winner, the roar of the crowd—it’s the closest thing to freedom he knows. But David's journey is far from simple. Blessed with extraordinary talent yet burdened by fiery anger, he’s fighting battles on and off the pitch. Growing up as the son of a Nigerian immigrant and a British mother, David navigates the pressures of cultural expectations, the weight of his own ambitions, and the scrutiny of a sport that demands perfection. Passion drives him forward, but his temper holds him back. Can he channel his emotions and prove himself worthy of being football's next big star? David Jones: The Next big thing is a gripping coming-of-age story about resilience, identity, and the unrelenting pursuit of dreams. Disclaimer: This work is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All trademarks, brand names, and other proprietary rights mentioned or depicted are the property of their respective owners and are used for illustrative purposes only. This work is not affiliated with or endorsed by any brand, company, or individual mentioned. All rights reserved to their respective owners.

it's a story about a boy who reborns as a yamanaka but is unsure about what he supposed to do here .follow his story how he tackles his problem

Follow the epic journey of Shiro Kage, a young ninja from the legendary Kage clan, born without the innate talent that defined his family's legacy. Despite this, Shiro's anger of being looked down on, determination and perseverance drive him forward. A fruitful encounter sets him on a new path, as he discovers the secret to opening his keikai and unlocking the powerful Shadow Gi. With his shadow Gi now unlocked, Shiro's life would take a new path as he must battle his way through treacherous landscapes and bloody conflicts, confronting his own destiny and the fate of Ninshu. As he faces countless betrayals, trials and adversaries, Shiro's unyielding spirit and unmatched skills propel him toward his ultimate goal: to save Ninshu and claim the title of Lord of Ninjas.

When playing Big Bet, the choice is only one: win or die. This story follows Choi Hyunsuk, a man who lives boldly after experiencing deep trauma in the past. When he reunites with an old friend, Cha Tae-Hyun, they decide to start a casino business together. However, this glamorous casino world is full of dangers, deceit, and high-stakes games that threaten them. Hyunsuk and Tae-Hyun face various obstacles, including threats from competitors, betrayal from associates, and internal conflicts that shake the foundation of their business. In every bet and high-stakes game, they must struggle to survive and protect what they have built. Will their courage and intelligence be enough to overcome all the challenges, or will they fall into ruin?

Jack is a 25 year old who loves reading fanfics and wishes to be reincarnated but knows it can't happen.He was crossing the road when out of nowhere a truck crushed into him that's when he felt pain that you can't imagine then the darkness came........

After losing her parents and her dreams, Lucy led a life where she had lost hope in reality. Fortunately, after accidentally falling into a watercourse while trying to save a kitten, she was reincarnated as a catgirl in a fantasy world where she will have the chance to fulfill her most hidden desires, following a path that was not possible for her in the modern world, the path of a true ninja. *This novel will receive updates 2-3 times a week *The cover is AI generated via WOMBO Dream

Chi Ai got transmigrated to a novel as a side character. Before Tranmisgration she was the top experimented ' Razer '. The side character Chi Ai was destined to die and is hated in the novel by her family. Chi Ai decides to change the fate of her and her family as well as her brothers who doted on her till the last breath of their life. But she never appreciated them and harm them resulting in being hated by them. She mocks those who call her untalented, well to all those she was a divine doctor, professional researcher, a world-famous hacker, and many more. She starts a business and becomes a legendary businesswoman. Her maternal family thinks she is after their 100 million yuan assets, sorry but her every single company has a minimum asset of 5 billion yuan. __________________________ Her Eldest Brother who is a famous doctor:" Whoever dares to touch my sister I will let them face my scalpel" Her Second Brother who is a famous technology genius: " If you dare to bully my sister, I will give you an electric shock" Her third brother who is a famous entertainment artist " My sister is sweet, don't bully or I will show you the power of my fans" Her Younger Sister who is a famous fashion designer: " Don't you dare to bully my sister or I will let you see the wrath of my scissors " Certain playful vicious second male lead " Hey sweetie, let's get married, I can't wait to tell the wolf eyeing you that you are mine" He glanced at her as if she was his little prey....... Chi Ai: Wait wasn't they supposed to hate her?........ Join the journey of our second viscous female lead, to know how she changes her fate and how she unravels mysteries about her. This is an original work. I will update the novel on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Stay tuned.

The world as we know it has plunged into chaos. Zeus, in a fit of arrogance, committed an act so reckless that it sparked a war between the Greek gods and every other pantheon in existence, leading to the downfall of the world. As gods and mortals alike perished, Hades, god of the underworld, tried to intervene—but was ultimately stopped by a force greater than himself. His wife, Persephone, was imprisoned, and Hades himself fell into despair. But just as his end seemed near, two primordial beings—Chaos and Order—visited him. They offered Hades a second chance, sending him back in time to the golden age of the gods. Now, back in the Age of Myth, Hades must prevent the catastrophic future he once lived through. But what do Chaos and Order expect of him? Can he rewrite the fates of gods and mortals? With Persephone by his side and ancient powers stirring, Hades is determined to stop his brother and reshape destiny itself.

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Rio Hollar is a loving and crazy girl. Mayhem follows her everywhere and she always thinks she's not the problem. Before her 20th birthday she met Cole Valley, a white haired guy who seemed to have this strange air around him. She hate him at first glance and decided to distance herself from him, but certain situations have them almost always together. And soon their each others unhealthy obsession, but Cole still has a secret.

In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *TRASH BACKSTORY* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS* *OBVIOUSLY CARDBOARD PERSONALITY*

Our MC always love and hate the marvel universe. People always say the hero in the DC are too soft-hearted but marvel is not so different from it all the corrupted government around the world . The world council preaching about protecting the world but is corrupted to its very Core and the heroes fight the villain but never take care of these problems and then there is naruto MC's fav. anime but Seriously the world is run by corrupted daimyo and nobels who most of the time give too shit about their people and all kages just let themselves be ordered around like headless chicken , while they can kill or put them in genjutsu. But what if Our MC Born in the wrong World gets a chance of Reincarnation and the throneless king finally find it's throne *****warning the timeline ,characters ,plot can go fuck itself i will be trying to create my own story also my first. So feel free to criticize me and write suggestion. Also 12th boards exam here so do not expect regular upload *****

Kazuki is a genius ninja that hides his true identity and transfers to Mizaki School when the cherry blossoms are in bloom. Surrounded by cute schoolgirls, he finally get the peaceful everyday school life that he has always longed for. Through a twist of fate, he end up in a "Ninja Seeking Club" at school to find ninjas! As he spend his days busy with girls and club activities, he start to discover the true identities of his fellow club members... Can he unmask his favorite girl's identity? And what's the big secret behind Mizaki School?

Killed in the future and waking up back in the past, Hiruko have a second chance of life but he still have to protect the Shinobi world from danger. I hope you guys don't mind, I included some things that wasn't in the anime but I'll try my best to make it interesting

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This is a world of ninjas in this book it will take place during the 2nd ninja war and there is character development trust

A guy in an astronaut suit went forward in time with his newly found technology. When he arrived future, he saw so many things he had not anticipated. He saw so many weird things he would least expected to see in future. With his "robot" guide named Jetson, he slowly learns what the actual hell had happened there.

A young boy who goes into the past to right a wrong, by protecting and raising his father. The boy wants his father to have a happy and long life, and will do what ever it takes to make that happen. Even if he has to become someones worse nightmare.

nami an immortal cultivator travel through space and time after her death into naruto verse peaceful cultivation no face slap or domination not focusing on main character romance