Dad Jokes Samantha

A normal boy moves into his dad's childhood town with his dad. What can go wrong?

Samantha never expected to find magic in her hometown, let alone in a dimly lit bar on a rainy Tuesday night. Yet here she was, perched on a barstool at the Black Swan, her world about to tilt on its axis. The air thrummed with an otherworldly energy she couldn't quite place. Ethereal dancers moved like smoke across the floor, their bodies fluid and mesmerizing. As Samantha nursed her drink, she felt the weight of curious stares prickling her skin. That's when she saw him. Marcus. A name she didn't know yet, but one that would soon be etched into her very soul. Their eyes locked across the crowded room, and Samantha's breath caught in her throat. He moved with predatory grace, all lean muscle and barely restrained power. Their first interaction was as intoxicating as it was bewildering. One moment, he was her gallant protector, rescuing her from an overly aggressive drunk. The next, his eyes hardened to chips of ice as he snarled, "Stupid girl," before melting into the shadows. Samantha's mind reeled, but her body hummed with an excitement she couldn't explain. Little did she know, this encounter was merely the first step into a world beyond her wildest fantasies – a realm where vampires ruled the night and pain blurred exquisitely with pleasure. As she delved deeper into this hidden society, Samantha found herself drawn to the intoxicating blend of power, submission, and supernatural allure. The crack of a whip, the whisper of leather, the exquisite sting of fangs – each sensation pushed her boundaries and ignited desires she never knew existed. But with every ecstatic high came the sobering reality of danger. Vampire politics were as deadly as they were intricate, and Samantha soon realized she was a pawn in a game where the stakes were life, death, and eternal servitude. As she left the Black Swan that night, Samantha couldn't shake the feeling that she stood on the precipice of something life-changing. She had no idea how right she was, or how deeply she would fall into a passionate, dangerous dance with forces beyond her imagination. The real question was: in this world where pleasure and peril intertwined so intimately, would she emerge empowered... or lose herself completely?

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I was hit by a truck and died. Then I met a goddess. I thought she would send me to a fantasy world to learn magic. Instead, she transmigrated me to a parallel universe very similar to Earth. Now I have a wife and two children, I have to work hard to give them a good life. Oh, did I ever tell you that I was sent to a 3rd world country in 1999?

Jonah Serene is a normal Highschooler until his Dad gets into trouble. he knows that his dad is a scientist but, he didn't know that his dad has invented a dangerous item called 'STR CHIP' which allows a person who put this chip into his brain to be able to see a.... 'SYSTEM'?! using this, he wants to take revenge for his father who got killed by an unknown organisation.

Edward and Samantha want to turn their deep love into marriage without being aware of some hidden truth which lies in the past. They arrange dinner on Christmas Eve to meet each other's families and declare about their marriage, the situation becomes darker when Edward and Samantha Know the secret which causes them to part from their devoted love.

After an accidental one-night stand with a mysterious man, Charlotte Johnson had eight children. Four years later, Charlotte lived a blissful life with her eight genius children. Although her life was tough, in her eye's, everything was worth it. However, Henry Stevens, the wealthiest and most powerful man in the Imperial City, disrupted her previously uneventful life. At first, he thought that she was playing hard to get, so he was disdainful of her. However, afterwards, he realized that not only was she the mother of his children, but also the woman he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.

CAUTION : [TABOO] Betrayed by his most trusted soldier captain jack was killed, but when he thought it was all over he meet the soul of a man named Alex Eswald. Alex said to him "I will allow your soul to reincarnate in my body but on two conditions, you need to fulfill these conditions if not you will perish" "What are your conditions ?" "First you need to kill the bastard who betrayed me and get revenge for me" "Understandably, what is the second condition" "the second condition...you n-need to...to" "out with it" "you need to fuck..." "huh" "them all" "huh ?" "The second condition is that you need to fuck all those around me, but not just them, you need to fuck all the powerful women" "How am I supposed to do that ?" "Don't worry I will give you a gift that will help you in your journey, so do you accept and promise to fulfill those conditions ?" "I promise" follow jack as he becomes Alex through his journey to fuck all powerful women of his new world, it's not like he wanted it to happen, obviously, but you know, he had to since he promised. ======== Tags: Reincarnation - Smut - incest - incest Harem - No Yuri - No NTR (there might be netori) - Milf - Harem - Mature - R18 - Pregnancy - others races- Weak to strong *** Hello you all, I'm a new author and this is actually my first novel and I don't have that much experience so there might be some errors, but don't worry I will try to become better. I would like to be honest by saying right now that this novel is for me and fellows cultured peoples to enjoy. So, I assume that those that still remains in this place are all fellows cultured peoples. If you like the story, you should support it (you really should support) Release schedule: one chapter per day. Discord channel link : https://discord.gg/ygSAnYJu Patreon : p@treon.com/RAASD0

How the true feelings of me for my parents

Jacob a fallen angel is helped by Samantha a non believer to regain his place in heaven. Samantha struggles between what she believed in and what she now See's in front of her angels ,demons , Jinn and so many other creatures she only to be figured fairy tales.

I lost control of my life and gave my daughter a life she did not deserve. I regret every day. But this time, everything will be different. I vow to be everything beyond a good father with my second chance. She wants to be an idol? Then I will make her a superstar who shall go down in the annals of history. *** WSA 2024 Entry! Show your support if you enjoyed!

Samantha Larsson est devenue la risée de tous lorsque Timothy Barker a publiquement dénoncé leur mariage. Deux ans plus tard, elle fut trompée pour retourner chez elle et épousa un homme mystérieux, connu pour être défiguré et physiquement handicapé ! Néanmoins, elle se battrait jusqu'à la fin et détruirait ces vermines, obtenant peu à peu sa justice ! "Timothy, je te le dis, les hommes font la queue pour m'épouser ! Même si tu t'agenouilles et me supplie de t'épouser, je ne te choisirai pas !" Puis, Samantha partit fièrement. Au milieu de la nuit, un homme mystérieux vint. "Tu ne me choisiras pas ? Hmm ?" Bientôt, Samantha vit le visage de l'homme mystérieux, et ses yeux s'écarquillèrent...

Maya loses her home after she was chased by her evil mother-in-law and her daughter taken away, will she allow them to do to her?

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

“Do you want to know how this works?” he whispered. “Yes!” I gasped in response to his tug on my hair. “I want to know.” “Yes, what?” he asked, causing my mind to swirl with the realization of what he was into. “Yes, sir. I can be a good girl.” **** For Becca, going to Miami brought up old childhood memories with her best friend, Tally. She needed the break after a rough year attending Yale and a break-up with her boyfriend, Chad. She didn’t expect for her summer of fun to include sleeping with James, the Italian Stallion–Tally’s father. Knowing it’s wrong, she allows James to pull her into a vortex of pleasure that has her breaching the surface of reality and grasping for survival. Can Becca endure this pleasure without Tally finding out? Or will her secrets cause her world to crash around her? Submitting to My Best Friend’s Dad is created by Scarlett Rossi, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

what happens when Samantha who was finally moving on from the past but that past decides to meet and ruin her future? Is the Hoodie Guy apart of it all or is he also just a victim like Samantha?

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

Samantha is deeply in love with Drex. But Drex is into another woman. When Samantha's Parents told her that she will marry Drex to help Drex's Family for being Bankrupt. She grab the Opportunity. Drex beg her to help their Family but they can't marry her because he's already in love with someone. But because Samantha is secretly inlove with him since they were Kids she still insist getting married to him. What would be Drex reaction? And what would be Samantha's life in Drex hands?

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

Samantha Larsson wurde zur Lachnummer, als Timothy Barker ihre Ehe öffentlich anprangerte. Zwei Jahre später wurde sie mit einem Trick dazu gebracht, nach Hause zu gehen und einen mysteriösen Mann zu heiraten, von dem bekannt war, dass er entstellt und körperlich behindert war! Trotzdem kämpfte sie bis zum Ende und vernichtete den Abschaum, um langsam zu ihrem Recht zu kommen! "Timothy, ich lasse dich wissen, dass die Männer Schlange stehen, um mich zu heiraten! Selbst wenn du mich auf Knien anflehen würdest, dich zu heiraten, würde ich mich nicht für dich entscheiden!" Dann ging Samantha stolz davon. Mitten in der Nacht kam ein geheimnisvoller Mann zu ihr. "Du willst mich nicht heiraten? Hm?" Bald sah Samantha das Gesicht des mysteriösen Mannes und ihre Augen weiteten sich...

A fantasy about demons and if this book goes well there will be more to follow like it says trilogy.. "You cant just go vampire on people and you cant be destroying buildings Lidia."Gary yelled at me "Since when did you become my master or become caring in how I act? Huh Gary because I can be a vampire if I want you dont know how I feel."I shouted back "You almost ran innocent nuns down and you destroyed a building and Almost destroyed a nunnery. You took a pillar of their church out. And I had to break you out of that place you destroyed."Gary yelled back. "Those people was kidnapping people against their will falsely accused of being crazy and making them drugged so they could make them into weapons I did what was necessary." I said kicking things on the ground in the grocery store "You was mad and then those two made you flip today and you attacked them correct?"Gary asked "They was annoying me yes but someone came in wanting to rob the place and I went vampire they tried to stop me and got hurt. But I didnt touch the clerk."I said An upcoming chapter....

On a bustling university campus, Su Chen thought life couldn’t get any more mundane. That is, until the school’s most idolized girl dramatically called him “dad” in front of everyone. As jaws dropped, Su Chen’s world turned upside down. The truth behind the shock? Nineteen years ago, during a hazy night, Su Chen had a brief but life-altering encounter with Lin Wanxue, a beautiful and fearless policewoman. Now, their child has grown into a brilliant young woman, and Su Chen suddenly finds himself thrown into the deep end of fatherhood. Living with his headstrong daughter and Lin Wanxue proves to be both a challenge and a blessing. But things take an even more bizarre twist when Su Chen discovers the “Selection System,” a mysterious mechanism that rewards him for simple fatherly tasks. Spin his daughter around? Earn a hefty cash prize. Participate in family activities? Unlock luxury rewards. It’s a game of choices where family life intertwines with extraordinary gains. As Su Chen adapts to this chaotic new reality, he learns that family means more than just shared DNA—it’s about the laughter, struggles, and unbreakable bond that comes with it.

Izuku is hit with the biggest bricks ever. This wasn't as devastating as being told he was quirkless, but it was up there. All for One is his dad! Or Dad for One happens and everyone should be scared of Inko Midoriya.

I am a super rich second generation and is experiencing life and doesn't want to go back to inherit the trillion-dollar fortune, but my wife thinks I have no money T_T

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

[TRIGGER WARNING: DARK THEMES, MATURE CONTENT] In a world where humans, werewolves, vampires, fey, and other supernatural beings coexist, Isleen; an Omega who has been subject to multiple bullying and ridicule in the pack because of her parent's past, faces a challenging dilemma. She's dating Kylo but unexpectedly discovers that his strict father, Rhett, who is the pack’s Gamma, is her destined mate. Conflict arises as a war breaks out among the supernatural creatures and the death toll rises. Isleen struggles with her loyalty to her boyfriend, and the powerful pull she feels towards his father, due to the mate bond. —— Imagine getting married at Eighteen to a woman old enough to be your mother– all because of your loyalty to the Moon Goddess? Welcome to Rhett’s reality. Rhett DarkWater is a man of principles but not without his share of secrets and hidden missions. After finding out who his second fated mate is, he battles with his devotion to the Moon Goddess, his loyalty to his son, and his duty as the Gamma who is supposed to protect the pack—not have his son’s girlfriend pinned beneath him in a corner with her clothes off. Unfortunately for Rhett and Isleen, the mate bond knows no morality – it attacks, and when it does, two hearts must become one. —— I and Gamma Rhett just kissed again. He knelt before me, his hand reaching out to touch me, but I flinched away. "Isleen," he muttered. "This is wrong," I cried. "We can't do this. It's forbidden. W-what about Kylo?” He stared at me, his eyes burning with a passion that frightened me to the core. Yet, it left tingling sensational effects all over my body. "Don't fight it, Isleen. We are mates. This is what we're meant for." ~~ Follow me on all socials; @HeeSha_TA Read my other works: ”My Masked CEO is a Fairy Prince!” “Forbidden Heaven’s Descendants (The Chosen One)” “Medusa and a Magical School” “Mysterious People Next Door” I hope to get to know you in the comments. Happy reading. Cheers!

Me, dad, paladin, The first baby PK under the stars! I am not convinced to come to war! ------------------------------------------- I'm back, message to the readers Hey, everyone! Long time no see, right? I've had some personal issues and ended up taking a break for a while, but I'm back! I'm excited to pick up where we left off. I have a special request for you all: I'm planning to review all the chapters, but there's a small obstacle—I'm not fluent in English. So, I thought about asking for your help. If anyone is willing to collaborate, please comment on the paragraphs with any errors you find. I promise to do my best to correct each one. I appreciate everyone's understanding and support in advance. I can't wait to get back. Thank you

The night of the senior farewell party changes everything for Samantha Ashworth, a sixteen year old student from London. She discovers a family secret that traps her in a new world she never believed existed. Overwhelmed by emotion, she begins to question everyone and everything around her. Samantha tries to adjust to her new life as well as trying to deal with her complicated love life.

Synopsis: Lin Xuan's life takes an unexpected turn when he reunites with a woman from his past and discovers that he is the father of not one, but two beautiful children. As fate intertwines their lives once more, Lin Xuan finds himself embarking on a new and extraordinary journey of fatherhood. With the activation of the perfect dad system, Lin Xuan embraces his new role with determination and love. A man of remarkable talents, he possesses top culinary skills and the gift of a musical virtuoso, not to mention his staggering fortune worth billions. His striking looks, exceptional talents, and a charming figure make him a magnet for admiration and envy alike. Devoted to providing the best life for his babies and his wife, Lin Xuan spares no expense, showering them with love and luxury. But amidst their happiness, countless women can't help but wonder why such an outstanding man belongs to someone else's family. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: I don't own this novel, i am merely translating this Original title: 人在大学，开局成为奶爸 Author: Luan Yi Source:https://sj.uukanshu.com/book_amp.aspx?id=160525 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------