Sexually Explicit Jokes

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Warning: Contains heavy sexual content. In this dark fantasy tale, our protagonist, a man reincarnated in a world of swords and magic, stands out for his depravity, violence, and insatiable desires. Unlike conventional heroes, he harbors no ambitions for strength or power; instead, he pursues an unapologetically hedonistic goal — claiming all the women who cross his path. The narrative delves into explicit and controversial themes, exploring the darkest corners of the protagonist's character, including incest and age-related taboos. Brace yourself for a story where the boundaries of morality are pushed to their limits, as the protagonist, a true embodiment of moral decay, refuses to be hindered by societal norms or ethical constraints.

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

"Wu Long, the God of Pleasure, has fallen as he failed to breakthrough." This news have shocked all of the Seven Boundless Worlds. Meanwhile, a sixteen-year-old disciple of a dual cultivation sect was startled awake from a coma, and after some moments of calming down and gathering his thoughts, a dangerous light flickered deep in his eyes: "Jun Shaoshan, I will climb back to the top and make you pay for everything, no one has ever been safe after offending me, Wu Long!" -------------- Dual cultivation is a method of cultivation that can be seen described in a lot of cultivation novels where a man and a woman cultivates together by having sex. -------------- ***DIscord Link: https://discord.gg/JfSRtJVXTd The Image on the cover is AI-generated with some minor adjustments and text editing done over it. Please check the auxiliary chapter with Frequently Asked Questions since there may be some answers to the questions you might want to ask. If you want to ask questions regarding the novel before reading you can do so in the comment section of the said auxiliary chapter. If you have posted a review and it is not appearing on the novel page and not changing the novel score, it may have stuck in the system (happened in the past and occasionally happening now). Please comment under the FAQ auxiliary chapter mentioned above if you notice this happen. I can usually contact support in daytime on weekdays and the problem is fixed within days and the 'stuck' reviews appear on the page. Thank you XD -------------- ***The explicit chapters will be marked in the chapter name after the chapter number as (R18) and will contain no crucial plot, only explicit scene, so if you want to read it as a novel without explicit scenes you absolutely can by just skipping the explicit chapters. Though as a disclaimer: dual cultivation IS the theme of the novel so there will still be some provocative or slightly explicit content in the normal chapters, but not full-on long explicit scenes. ***Since it seems that there are a lot of people that are very particular about what they want I will put here some of the things to expect so that it is easier for people to decide if they want to read this or not: - NO yaoi, NO yuri, NO incest ; - NO rape ( it may be mentioned, but only as a thing that exists, not in relation to any particular character ); - MC's heroines will NEVER cheat on him; - MC's heroines will NOT ALWAYS have V cards (but there will be a lot of them who do); These are all non-negotiable so if you cannot tolerate a novel that adheres to any of the above sentences you should probably skip this one. !!! WARNING (ADVERTISEMENT) there will be MILFs. XD

Ewan, an ordinary person from Earth, suddenly finds himself transmigrated into the body of a slave in a fantastical world. Stripped of his former life, Ewan must adapt to his new reality, navigating the intricacies of this strange world filled with magic, mythical creatures, and powerful nobles. As he embarks on this unexpected journey, he encounters a wide range of people, each with their own stories and motivations, helping him shape his destiny. As Ewan's adventures unfold, he discovers not only the beauty of the world around him but also the depth of love and compassion that can blossom even in the most unlikely of circumstances. Amidst the trials and hardships of slavery, he forms bonds with those who see beyond his status—finding hope, friendship, and romance along the way. This is a tale of resilience, love, and self-discovery as Ewan learns what it truly means to be free in a world that seeks to bind him. Will he remain a humble servant, or will he rise above his station to create a future of his own? Disclaimer: This novel will contain explicit sexual scenes and themes, including yuri content. Reader discretion is advised.

Notice to Readers This is a NETORI novel—where the protagonist does the stealing, not the crying. If you’re here for NTR (netorare) tears, you’re in the wrong place. Thanks for reading! Update Schedule Daily Updates: Two chapters per day Power Stone Ranking Goals Top 100: Additional 1 chapter (release weekend) Top 50: Additional 2 chapters (release weekend) Top 25: Additional 3 chapters (release weekend) Top 10: Additional 4 chapters (release weekend) Top 1: Additional 5 chapters (release weekend) Please note that any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, real world events, or locales is purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters, places, and incidents portrayed in this work of fiction are products of the author's imagination. *Trigger Warning* The following piece of art may be offensive to some people because it contains rape fantasy, which is not real. Real rape is wrong. This is for people who enjoy rape as a fantasy or role-play and is not intended to be real or to be reproduced in any way. IF YOU ARE NOT 21 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER, PLEASE EXIT THIS NOVEL NOW! THIS STORY IS FOR ADULTS ONLY AND CONTAINS EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT, INCLUDING NON-CONSENUAL SEX, ABUSE, AND BREAST PLAY. IT IS SIMPLY FANTASY AND IN NO WAY CONDOLES THE ABUSE OF WOMEN. IT IS HERE FOR PLEASURE ONLY. Discord: https://discord.gg/mXMRjzF

Asa transmigrated into the body of Delsanra finds himself in a fantasy world similar to our own, but also into an Elf Femboy! With a new purpose for life Delsanra will have to accept his new self and strive to become a great healer, while also learning about the lewdness of this strange world he finds himself in. This series contains a femboy protagonist that will have encounters with men, women, shemales and various fantasy species(orcs,goblins, slimes, etc.). If you are okay with this, then I hope you enjoy reading this series. P.s. Despite this series being the way it is morals are still important, feel free to comment what you would like to see but no character will be mistreated sexually in this series.

For support and info, please comment or e-mail me on rs843513@gmail.com Attention: this story contains some explicit scenes, only few. This story is about Ren, a man who accidentally awakens supernatural powers in mundane world. Follow him to find out how he uses his powers to fulfill his desires, both sexually and worldly. He infiltrate prisons, rob banks but not for money, save women only to have them, makes supernatural groups, goes to another worlds, conquer them and become king. But nothing is as simple as it seems, he becomes villain so there are heroes who will hunt him, some fall to him, some manages to get to him. He is no hero, not does he wants to be one. for contact E-mail- rs843513@gmail.com

(WARNING MY CONTAINS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT SCENES, NUDITY, OR VIOLENCE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!) Scarlett Smoak is not just a beautiful and gifted student; she's also the government's secret weapon, executing their dirtiest tasks. But when her latest mission takes a perilous turn, Scarlett's life is thrust into chaos. On a seemingly ordinary night, as she carries out her covert operations, Scarlett stumbles into a hidden realm of magic, monstrous creatures, and brutal conflict. Here, an enigmatic red string appears, tethered to her ring finger, leading directly to Cecilia, a cursed mermaid bound by dark enchantments. With this mysterious connection, Scarlett begins to experience emotions she's never felt before-emotions that are both bewildering and dangerous. There's a rule she must follow: never fall in love. For the consequences of breaking this rule could be fatal, not only for her but also for those she holds dear. As Scarlett grapples with these newfound feelings, she faces a critical question: Will her growing emotions jeopardize her mission and her life? Dive into a world where loyalty, love, and magic collide. Will Scarlett manage to navigate the treacherous waters of her heart and duty? Or will the string of fate tighten around her and those she loves? Discover the answers in this thrilling tale of magic, danger, and forbidden love.

WARNING ‼️‼️ ‼️ ‼️ Contains explicit content and strong language. Thanks for reading in advance. “Get married to me, and I will make you have a great stand in this firm,” She broke out into a peak of laughter, as did Marcello and Emilio. “Did I say something funny?” I asked and her laughter seized. “Wa… wait, you mean what you said?” "Do I look like someone who have the time to joke around?" I asked as she gave me an odd stare. "I would be willing to transfer my share of this firm to you if you agree," ****** The life of Isabella Alessandro, a young and renowned Prosecutor in one of Italy's top law firms, took a dramatic turn when she decided to celebrate her divorce at a club, only to wake up the next morning in the bed of a dangerous mafia king, who turns out to be a rival of her father. Captured by her charisma, he decided to pursue her and make her only his, not out of love but to bring about her downfall.

f you met an untimely demise and were given a second chance at life how would you spend your next life? Although that question may have only been hypothetical for most people, Evelyn Hart, an extremely perverted and sexually frustrated woman, just happened to get herself into such a situation. And what was a woman like her to do with that kind of opportunity placed before her? Why, spend her second chance at life having as much sex as humanly possible, of course. Now join, Evelyn Hart as she journeys through a new fantastical world as she savours every moment of her lewd reincarnation.

Suffering is the instrument of existence, and sin is the melody of life. Now negative karma is spreading throughout the Omniverse. To bring karma into balance in the cosmos, divine judgment must be bestowed upon every civilization within the Divine Omnistream. On the planet called Tellus, upon which divine judgment was bestowed in SE 20, Einsamer Stern, an orphan caught in the vortex of relentless survival against cosmic threat, finds himself seeking allies among regressors, reincarnators, and prophets. To fight, persevere through all obstacles, and resist the system that controls his life. However, fate has other plans for him, one that relentlessly trying to erase his existence from reality itself. To create his own destiny, defy his fate and carry the weight of his planet, he must play both the role of the devil and the Savior. An epic space opera that explores the meaning of free will, fate and destiny. This is a story beyond time and space—The fool who seeks to end the cycle of suffering and sin. --------------------------------------------------- Daily Update: 4-7 chapters a week. Chapter length: 1500-3000 words Romance is not the primary focus, but explicit sexual scenes involving other characters that serve the plot can be expected. There is no harem! @ALL RIGHT RESERVED @VISAL_WORD_SMITH

'If I have to modify my status then I would start with my two wishes: Strength and women.' '99 points to strength and with it I would fulfill my first wish, and not only that, but by using my strength I will be able to obtain a lot of money and, with it, women.' '[Reset Status Points]' 'Mentally pressing the reset button changed all my status points to just one attribute…' 'Intelligence!' '"I'll tell you why you should keep that slave for me until I buy her…"' 'Feeling smarter than ever I used every possible argument to convince the slave dealer not to sell that slave until I had the money to buy her. After all…' 'That slave is not only beautiful, she also has [Masochist] in her state!' 'I must buy her!' Note: Explicit sexual content begins in chapter 21. If you want to support, you can at: https://www.patr eon.com/finlegost There you can find chapters in advance. Release schedule: Wednesday

Ishaan's realization of his sexual desires gets him concerned as he develops feelings for his own mother.

Jaimie Moore will go through trials that leads to Death,Betrayal and Shocking reveal of ones past will he live to survive a supernatural phenomenon full of eerie/horrifying beings that made the school change into something that is near to something they call hell. ----This novel contains explicit Gore/Sexual/Horror themes ----Not suitable for children under 16 below

Ashe, a fallen princess, sets her eyes for vengeance against her mother’s murderers. As she travels around the world looking for strong allies, she discovers dark powers instead that she can use to kill against her enemies. (WARNING! This novel contains explicit scenes that are not for children. Please be advised and do NOT proceed if you have weak heart.)

This story is about a young curvy woman meeting a handsome male orc as they struggle to understand each other and the world around them. warning there will be sensitive topics blood, killing, sexual abuse, physical violence, etc

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Alastair Carter is a 27-year-old marketing and management teacher like many others around the world. Well... maybe besides the fact that he teaches some of that world's prodigies, but it's just a small detail. Even though he loves fantasy novels, he has never expected getting sucked into a fantasy world himself. I mean, who does? Follow Alastair and find out how he will deal with this predicament. Will he be nominated as a hero? Will he save the world in crisis or focus on looking for a way back to Earth? Or perhaps, will he settle down and live peacefully? This is the beginning of a great tale... ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Chapter Ero-meter: [ * ] - A bit of explicit content [ * * ] - Around half a chapter of lewds [ * * * ] - WAIT?! IT'S ALL F***ING LEWDS?! Main release day: Monday. What to expect: Some light management, a status system in the background, some slavery, wholesome lewding centered around the MC, a slice of life story and loads of lovely monster girls. What NOT to expect: Depictions of rape, mindbreak or abusive mind control, NTR, heavy sexual abuse and other heavy stuff. The title is not a "bait", but please don't expect fully devoted "hot" chapters every other release. It all depends on the flow of the story (which is still a Slice of Life) and might come to a moment where stuff may happen often, but not all the time. Socials: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Saileri Discord Community: https://discord.gg/uPjt6DJ

The excitement was running wild among everyone as it was The System Ceremony, where each individual is infused with their systems. Jacob, an ordinary guy was no different. To his joy, he got the system where points are gained by doing perverted tasks and indulging in sexual activities: The Sex Beast System. Well, that joy lasted for mere seconds before he noticed the other specifications of this system... which made him almost faint with shock. What Jacob thought to be a broken system at first, tuned out be something entirely different from even his wildest imagination possible... and completely changed his entire life. ___________________ Note: Hello! I am the original author, Roeselawik. My main account was having some problems, especially regarding SBS, so I decided to upload the story again. This is the re-edited version and I corrected as many grammatical mistakes as I could find. There are some slight changes as well, but the story is the same as before. Enjoy! Tags: System, Harem, Explicit sex scenes, Perverted protagonist, Netori, Elves, Devils, Beastkin, Dragons, Dwarves, Beautiful women, Big breasts, First-time Intercourse, Anal, Fellatio, Cunnilingus, Weak to strong MC, etc. Donate to help me continue writing and also get access to advance chapters:- https://www.patreon.com/Roeselawik Join my discord for updates:- https://discord.gg/2CD5R2R Thank you for supporting me!

a man who falls in love with a golden Ball I wish I was joking

I wake up so, I could sleep again. Yeah! Motherfucker. ------ [ Warning; Mature Content, Impregnation ] Wise Daosit! Are you in search of Mature Dao to seek some mother-love enlightenment? Then, say no more, This Humble Primordial Saint lord has bought just that. This is another cultivation novel with dual cultivation and explicit sexual scenes... And trust this senior, you will truly love it. If you don't love it, then you are free to review it one star as I don't delete any negative reviews. ... Synopsis: Xian Tian, a humble adolescent male raised in an island-forest by animals leaves the island when it is time to cultivate in the outside world. However, being a male in hyper peak adolescent phase and having not been in contact with women for a long time... He was attracted to every woman, especially those with big boobs, and wide hip. His natural instinct kick in... A body that is capable and ready for childbirth, he couldn't wait to plant his seeds in their womb. However, being born with heavenly body and a rare bloodline with a naive nature, he was easily taken advantage of... Can he overcome everything and have a milf harem? If yes, then well done fellow Daoist, you have successfully managed to learn the art of 'Farsight' No! No! There is no need for junior as yourself to kneel and thank me for helping your Dao, What? You want to join my sect very well then; Sect— https://discord.com/invite/QaCzkvHsuN https://discord.com/invite/tknrUfPfrb https://dsc.gg/culturesect ( search this on Google/browser ) Tags: Milfs— Harem—Cultivation—sexual content—dick riding—action—adventure—Fantasy— Dual Cultivation— Dual Cultivation realms— threesome— Mother&Daughter — Master — OP MC — Fast Cultivation Gain.

Warning: This book contains explicit content and is intended for mature readers only. James, a forty-two-year-old successful businessman, and Jude, a carefree twenty-three-year-old IT specialist, may seem like an unlikely pair at first glance. However, when the two strangers meet at one of James's friend's clubs, sparks fly and they agree to have a weekend of passion and fun. Their weekend together is filled with so much pleasure and excitement as they explore each other's bodies and sexual desires. James and Jude indulge in their deepest fantasies and desires. As the weekend comes to an end, they both go back to their separate lives but find themselves unable to forget about the wild and passionate time they shared. The chemistry between them is undeniable, and they both realize that they have awakened a lust that cannot be quenched in each other. Their lust for each other only grows stronger with each encounter, and they find themselves constantly craving more of each other's touch and presence. Their sexual escapades become more adventurous and kinky, pushing the boundaries of pleasure and satisfaction. Despite their age difference and different lifestyles, James and Jude find solace and excitement in each other's arms. Their connection goes beyond physical attraction, as they discover a deep emotional bond that keeps them coming back for more. As they continue to explore their desires and fantasies together, James and Jude find themselves caught in a whirlwind of passion and lust that shows no signs of slowing down. Their weekend of passion has turned into a steamy and exhilarating affair that neither of them can resist.

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

first story idea popped up thought I'd run with it for jokes an whatnot so let's see how it does

Em primeiro lugar, eu não possuo esta obra, estou apenas traduzindo do Inglês para o Português. Esta obra pertence ao Slayer104. Em segundo lugar, não sou fluente em inglês, estou usando o Google Tradutor para traduzir e revisando por conta própria, por isso pode haver muitos erros. Em terceiro lugar, estou traduzindo por diversão, pode acontecer de eu parar de traduzir caso enjoe disso. Esteja avisado. Obs: Estarei indicando quando um capítulo tiver conteúdo sexual. (18+) Capítulos com conteúdo sexual leve, que não envolvam penetração. (18++) Capítulos que possuem conteúdo sexual envolvendo penetração [Oral | Anal | Vaginal]. (18×) Capítulos que possuem conteúdo sexual envolvendo fetiches estranhos, mas sem penetração. (18××) Capítulos que possuem conteúdo sexual envolvendo fetiches estranhos, mas com penetração. A seguir está a sinopse do livro. Nosso protagonista é transmigrado para um mundo de uso livre, onde o sexo pode ser trocado. É um mundo com todos os tipos de seres mágicos, de anjos a demônios e muito mais. O protagonista terá que trabalhar muito para manter sua vida, quando se vê no meio de uma batalha entre as forças do bem e do mal. Todos os tipos de fetishes serão explorados nesta história, então você foi avisado. Além disso, NÃO é uma história baunilha. Não haverá traição envolvido, mas alguns dos capítulos podem ser bastante intensos.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

***TRIGGER WARNING: this book will contain many themes: Graphic violence or gore Sexual assault or abuse Self-harm or suicide Mental illness or psychological trauma Dubious consent or non-consensual situations Depictions of unhealthy relationships or emotional manipulation Explicit sexual content Death or mortality themes Themes related to abuse of power or control this book is a dark fantasy so please read with caution*** Midnight Moonlight, a princess born in the underworld but was taken to the human realm for protection now goes by the name Lilian Chesterfield, has to learn that her best friend of 13 years is a vampire prince and that her reoccurring nightmares are memories sent from her childhood protector Ari; in turn forcing her to return to her birthplace after being killed and in order to survive she must learn to unlock her full potential of her gift and take back her rightful throne from the werewolf tyrant Chen who murdered her family. This dark fantasy however is no fairytale as Midnight must endure months of trauma and training to control and harness her magick as a fiery passion between her best friend goes sideways. Midnight Moonlight (Book 1 in the midnight flower series) Text copyright © jazola™ 2013 The moral right of the author has been asserted. All rights reserved. This sort is published subject to the condition that it shall not be reproduced or retransmitted in whole or in part, in any manner, without the written consent of the copyright holder, and any infringement of this is a violation of copyright law. A single copy of the materials available in this story may be made, solely for personal, non commercial use. Individuals must preserve any copyright or other notices contained in or associated with them. Users may not distribute said copies to others, whether or not in electronic form or in hard copy, without prior written consent of the materials. This here is a work of fiction crafted from my very brain. So I ask nicely to please not steal, copy, or use my story in any manner whatsoever. If you do, I will report you. Thank you and enjoy! Draft Started: November 18, 2013 Final book result End date: October 13,2023

Content Warning: Mature Content (R-18 Content Warning: Explicit Sex Scenes (R-18) This content contains explicit sex scenes and prioritizes the involvement of mature women ('milfs'). Michael, an ordinary man, gains immense powers through a mysterious system that assigns him tasks aimed at global domination. With the ability to create and control the undead, Michael embarks on a dark quest to exact his revenge and seize control of the world. Michael is a villain/evil character.