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Content Warning: Mature Content (R-18 Content Warning: Explicit Sex Scenes (R-18) This content contains explicit sex scenes and prioritizes the involvement of mature women ('milfs'). Michael, an ordinary man, gains immense powers through a mysterious system that assigns him tasks aimed at global domination. With the ability to create and control the undead, Michael embarks on a dark quest to exact his revenge and seize control of the world. Michael is a villain/evil character.

WARNING ‼️‼️ ‼️ ‼️ Contains explicit content and strong language. Thanks for reading in advance. “Get married to me, and I will make you have a great stand in this firm,” She broke out into a peak of laughter, as did Marcello and Emilio. “Did I say something funny?” I asked and her laughter seized. “Wa… wait, you mean what you said?” "Do I look like someone who have the time to joke around?" I asked as she gave me an odd stare. "I would be willing to transfer my share of this firm to you if you agree," ****** The life of Isabella Alessandro, a young and renowned Prosecutor in one of Italy's top law firms, took a dramatic turn when she decided to celebrate her divorce at a club, only to wake up the next morning in the bed of a dangerous mafia king, who turns out to be a rival of her father. Captured by her charisma, he decided to pursue her and make her only his, not out of love but to bring about her downfall.

A group of tabletop RPG nerds are transported to a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. Their task: Clear the land of an evil corruption known as the Taint by killing Tainted monsters, absorbing their corruption, and using it to level up. But in this world, the monsters aren't merely trying to kill you, they're trying to rape you and fill you with their Tainted seed. And to make matters worse our noble heroes wake up, only to find themselves in alluring new female bodies… Our unfortunate heroines are forced to survive in a strange new world crawling with brutal rape monsters around every corner. Will they learn to adapt and thrive in their new home? Or will they be reduced to mindless broken cumdumps by the endless hordes of horny, sadistic creatures roaming these cursed lands? Sexual Content Warning: 18+ Contains explicit sex, sexual violence, smut in nearly every chapter. Has scenes of rape, sexual slavery, hard bdsm, sadomasochism. Scenes can get pretty dark and graphic. Contains heterosexual and lesbian pairings, but no male on male content. Non-sexual Content Warning: Contains lighthearted moments of comedy, bits of slice of life, character development, and worldbuilding. There is an actual story here, mixed in with all the smut. Trigger Warning: Rape. Violent Monster Rape. Seriously. Lots of it.

Content Warning: This story contains mature themes and explicit sexual content. Reader discretion is advised. Hiroshi Takeda, a tall and muscular 36-year-old man, was living an ordinary life in Japan until a strange twist of fate brought him to a fantasy world filled with diverse races and unusual customs. Known as "Henry" in this new realm, Hiroshi quickly realized that this world had very different norms—interracial relationships were unheard of, same-sex intimacy didn’t exist, and modesty was almost nonexistent. But for Hiroshi, that didn’t matter. He had one goal: to explore this strange and fascinating world in the most intimate way possible. Whether it was a cute catfolk, a beautiful elf, or a shy centaur, Hiroshi didn't discriminate. Male or female, as long as they were pretty ,cute,hot,sexy and without muscles, they caught his eye—and his passion. As Hiroshi starts his “sex adventure,” he breaks every cultural norm and taboo of this world, charming his way through villages, befriending (and sleeping with) beautiful beings from mermaids to fairy, and making a name for himself as the first human unbound by tradition. With a mix of humor, romance, and plenty of spicy moments, Hiroshi’s story is one of discovery, connection, and indulging in the pleasures this fantastical world has to offer.

f you met an untimely demise and were given a second chance at life how would you spend your next life? Although that question may have only been hypothetical for most people, Evelyn Hart, an extremely perverted and sexually frustrated woman, just happened to get herself into such a situation. And what was a woman like her to do with that kind of opportunity placed before her? Why, spend her second chance at life having as much sex as humanly possible, of course. Now join, Evelyn Hart as she journeys through a new fantastical world as she savours every moment of her lewd reincarnation.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

Embark on a daring journey with me through the realms of desire! "The Erotic Chronicles" is an uncensored collection of explicit short stories, exploring the complexities of human passion. Each tale delves into a different facet of intimacy, pushing boundaries and blurring lines – always prioritizing enthusiastic consent. Within these pages, you'll find: Incestuous relationships that defy taboo. Yaoi and Yuri stories that celebrate love's diversity. Straight encounters that ignite primal desire. MILF and DILF fantasies that unleash hidden passions. *No NTR (Netorare) – only consensual, heartfelt connections.* I'll guide you through: Steamy affairs and secret trysts Forbidden love and societal taboos Explorations of power dynamics and mutual pleasure Expect: Raw, unapologetic storytelling Unflinching examination of human desire Emotional connections that linger _Warning:_ Explicit content ahead! (18+ only, please!) _Genre:_ Erotica, Adult, LGBTQ+, Incest, MILF/DILF Join me on this unapologetic exploration of consensual human sexuality.

Warning: Contains heavy sexual content. In this dark fantasy tale, our protagonist, a man reincarnated in a world of swords and magic, stands out for his depravity, violence, and insatiable desires. Unlike conventional heroes, he harbors no ambitions for strength or power; instead, he pursues an unapologetically hedonistic goal — claiming all the women who cross his path. The narrative delves into explicit and controversial themes, exploring the darkest corners of the protagonist's character, including incest and age-related taboos. Brace yourself for a story where the boundaries of morality are pushed to their limits, as the protagonist, a true embodiment of moral decay, refuses to be hindered by societal norms or ethical constraints.

"Wu Long, the God of Pleasure, has fallen as he failed to breakthrough." This news have shocked all of the Seven Boundless Worlds. Meanwhile, a sixteen-year-old disciple of a dual cultivation sect was startled awake from a coma, and after some moments of calming down and gathering his thoughts, a dangerous light flickered deep in his eyes: "Jun Shaoshan, I will climb back to the top and make you pay for everything, no one has ever been safe after offending me, Wu Long!" -------------- Dual cultivation is a method of cultivation that can be seen described in a lot of cultivation novels where a man and a woman cultivates together by having sex. -------------- ***DIscord Link: https://discord.gg/JfSRtJVXTd The Image on the cover is AI-generated with some minor adjustments and text editing done over it. Please check the auxiliary chapter with Frequently Asked Questions since there may be some answers to the questions you might want to ask. If you want to ask questions regarding the novel before reading you can do so in the comment section of the said auxiliary chapter. If you have posted a review and it is not appearing on the novel page and not changing the novel score, it may have stuck in the system (happened in the past and occasionally happening now). Please comment under the FAQ auxiliary chapter mentioned above if you notice this happen. I can usually contact support in daytime on weekdays and the problem is fixed within days and the 'stuck' reviews appear on the page. Thank you XD -------------- ***The explicit chapters will be marked in the chapter name after the chapter number as (R18) and will contain no crucial plot, only explicit scene, so if you want to read it as a novel without explicit scenes you absolutely can by just skipping the explicit chapters. Though as a disclaimer: dual cultivation IS the theme of the novel so there will still be some provocative or slightly explicit content in the normal chapters, but not full-on long explicit scenes. ***Since it seems that there are a lot of people that are very particular about what they want I will put here some of the things to expect so that it is easier for people to decide if they want to read this or not: - NO yaoi, NO yuri, NO incest ; - NO rape ( it may be mentioned, but only as a thing that exists, not in relation to any particular character ); - MC's heroines will NEVER cheat on him; - MC's heroines will NOT ALWAYS have V cards (but there will be a lot of them who do); These are all non-negotiable so if you cannot tolerate a novel that adheres to any of the above sentences you should probably skip this one. !!! WARNING (ADVERTISEMENT) there will be MILFs. XD

A college anthropology project forces students to study each other's worlds like alien cultures. But when Chance Taylor, a freshman on the wrestling squad gets paired with an unapologetically gay dance major, their "field research" turns into something else entirely. Their masculine energy did more than just blur social boundaries—they're about to learn what really makes boyfriend material—and how the right person can make you question everything you thought you knew about desire... ************ Disclaimer!!! This book is packed with extremely explicit sexual content. It's made for readers who enjoy raw, uncensored material. You'll find graphic male/male encounters, hardcore scenes, and sexual content that pushes boundaries. It's dark, it's intense, and yeah, some might call it depraved. If you're under 18 or don't want to read about explicit gay sex, fetishes, and unfiltered carnal acts - DO NOT READ THIS BOOK! You've been warned. Reading beyond this point means you're a consenting adult who knows exactly what you're getting into. If you nevertheless choose to proceed and find yourself offended or disturbed, DO NOT BLAME THE AUTHOR. This is your final advisory.  18+ ONLY. Please take note: This is fiction. Everything in here came from imagination. Characters, places, events - all made up. Any connection to real people or events is pure coincidence. No copying or sharing without permission. Let's begin...

Tanya felt betrayed after her husband brought it another woman as her co wives despite all they have been through together and the love they shared. she thought she wouldn't like the wife but found herself sexually attracted to her

Suffering is the instrument of existence, and sin is the melody of life. Now, negative karma is spreading throughout the Omniverse. To bring karma into balance in the cosmos, divine judgment must be bestowed upon every civilization within the Divine Omnistream. On the planet known as Tellus, divine judgment was delivered in SE 20. Einsamer Stern, an orphan caught in the vortex of relentless survival against cosmic threats, seeks allies among regressors, reincarnators, and prophets. He must fight, persevere through all obstacles, and resist the cosmic system that controls his life. However, fate has different plans for him, ones that relentlessly attempt to erase his existence from reality itself. To forge his own destiny, defy his fate, and bear the burden of his planet, he must embody both the devil and the savior. An epic space opera that explores the concepts of free will, fate, and destiny. This is a story that transcends time and space—of a fool striving to end the cycle of suffering and sin. --------------------------------------------------- Daily Update: 4-7 chapters a week. Chapter length: 1500-3000 words Romance is not the primary focus, but explicit sexual scenes involving other characters that serve the plot can be expected. This story progresses at an intentionally slow pace, as I meticulously detail every fight scene and interaction to immerse the reader deeper into the world. There is no harem! @ALL RIGHT RESERVED @VISAL_WORD_SMITH

'If I have to modify my status then I would start with my two wishes: Strength and women.' '99 points to strength and with it I would fulfill my first wish, and not only that, but by using my strength I will be able to obtain a lot of money and, with it, women.' '[Reset Status Points]' 'Mentally pressing the reset button changed all my status points to just one attribute…' 'Intelligence!' '"I'll tell you why you should keep that slave for me until I buy her…"' 'Feeling smarter than ever I used every possible argument to convince the slave dealer not to sell that slave until I had the money to buy her. After all…' 'That slave is not only beautiful, she also has [Masochist] in her state!' 'I must buy her!' Note: Explicit sexual content begins in chapter 21. If you want to support, you can at: https://www.patr eon.com/finlegost There you can find chapters in advance. Release schedule: Wednesday

R18-FANTAY HAREM-ISEKAI- Welcome to Astra, a fantasy place where only ladies live, because all the men have vanished! The way these women make babies is a big mystery with the help of old, magical stuff. But, oh no! Something went wrong with the baby-making magic. The Empress of Astra, had a crazy idea to fix it. She uses a special power to bring heroes from other worlds to help out, but here's the twist: she might get a bad guy instead, and they can be anyone from a kid to a super-mean criminal! Now, let's meet Theo. He's just a regular teenager, minding his own business, when BAM! He gets zapped by a white light and ends up in Astra. He's not scared or mad like everyone else would be. The Empress is really confused because normally people go nuts when this happens to them. She's like, "Is this kid okay? Or is he playing some sneaky game?" The Empress feels really bad for pulling him into her world without asking, so she lets him take a nap. But, she's got spies watching him like a hawk because she's not sure if he's a good guy or a bad guy. What's going to happen to Theo? Will he save the day, or will he be the one to mess it all up? Stay tuned, because it's going to be a wild ride full of surprises and excitement! Free NSFW & ARTWORK on My Patreon : patreon.com/Som_Me ***The following content may contain explicit sexual material that is intended for mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is advised.***

A librarian, amoral and indifferent, is taken into a book, The Inferno. There, he must ascend to the top of Hell, facing the seven deadly sins and the authorities of Hell. Rating: 18+ Trigger Warning. Extremely Explicit and Brutal. A Representation of Hell. Based on: Dante's Divine Comedy and the Apocalypse of Peter. (If you wish to preserve your sanity, do not read.)

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

Asa transmigrated into the body of Delsanra finds himself in a fantasy world similar to our own, but also into an Elf Femboy! With a new purpose for life Delsanra will have to accept his new self and strive to become a great healer, while also learning about the lewdness of this strange world he finds himself in. This series contains a femboy protagonist that will have encounters with men, women, shemales and various fantasy species(orcs,goblins, slimes, etc.). If you are okay with this, then I hope you enjoy reading this series. P.s. Despite this series being the way it is morals are still important, feel free to comment what you would like to see but no character will be mistreated sexually in this series.

Alexis was involuntarily sold to a club, a situation that she never anticipated. Despite the circumstances, she believes that fate played a role in her predicament. As a stripper named Alexis, she acknowledges that her profession may not be glamorous, but it provides her with a means to support herself and she genuinely enjoys it. Being able to bring pleasure and entertainment to others is an addictive feeling. The power to control someone's pleasure is in her hands, allowing her to switch it on or off depending on her erotic play. However, she regrets allowing a man at the club to touch her intimately, breaking a rule she had always respected. This decision ultimately led to her world crumbling around her as she became a toy passed from one person to another. She transformed from a source of pleasure to a sexual slave, devoid of her own will. Despite the circumstances, she found herself enjoying every minute of it, trapped in a twisted fantasy from which she fears she may never recover. She never wanted to be someone's plaything, yet she also struggles with the desire to continue being desired by others. A series of events unfolded, mistakes were made, and she found herself pregnant, prompting her to run away. Now, she questions whether she wants that kind of life for her baby. On top of everything, she carries the burden of being a target due to her association with a mafia lord. Alessandro, the mafia lord, will undoubtedly feel betrayed, but she wonders if she even has a choice in the matter. Was she ever given a choice in the first place? Add to library

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

***TRIGGER WARNING: this book will contain many themes: Graphic violence or gore Sexual assault or abuse Self-harm or suicide Mental illness or psychological trauma Dubious consent or non-consensual situations Depictions of unhealthy relationships or emotional manipulation Explicit sexual content Death or mortality themes Themes related to abuse of power or control this book is a dark fantasy so please read with caution*** Book 2 to TMFS: Midnight Moonlight I wanted to kiss her. The longer I'm around her the stronger my feelings get for her. I'm so lucky to have her in my life. The red lights of the sky cast upon her face and the waters glitter all around her as her laughter peals through the air; she innocently splashes water at me. I have no clue if she knows we've been engaged since birth but regardless, I want her to choose me out of love. Not because we are betrothed to each other. It started getting dark out and the red sky started turning a deep purple. I don't know what compelled me to ask her why Fang was mad at her for but I needed to know. The moment she told me that they were gonna be like her mommy and daddy I felt my blood boil. I feel bad that I lost my temper but I never want to be mad at her so the only thing I could think of was to hold her. She's my happy place. I can feel her pull back a bit and gulp but I still keep my eyes closed. If I open them...I might just kiss her.

Sexually frustrated young beautiful wife. He husband Sexually impotent.

[Contains explicit language and scenes+18] Don't think that the group of soldiers who treated me like a sl*ve, the survival group that turned their backs on me and used me, and the b*tch who pretended to be kind and then betrayed me will all die easily... This work is a mere personal translation of the original work by the author '' and originally named '' The book cover is heavily edited to pass the Webnovel cover moderation.

☠️ This novel will have explicit SEXUAL content and a bit of perverted love, I will be testing between 1st and 3rd person alternately ☠️ ⚠️ If you are offended by this type of content, please, do not read it. ⚠️ Have a nice day! -seriously...Bro please, if you don't like it... don't read, and period. * the image presented does not belong to me, all credit goes to its creator. If you want it to be removed, please send an email to this address → [ Onī-chan yamete kudasai@KYAAA.cum ]

¡¡no lean ésto!! es muy depravado, violento, sexual y todo eso. solo diré que un hombre reencarnó en un mundo de espadas y magia. pero esté no tiene ninguna ambición de fuerza o poder. solo quiere todas las mujeres que se le atraviesan en el camino. aveces tengo la idea de incluir escenas demasiado sexuales en mis historias, pero siento que no puedo ya que no va con el personaje. pero esta vez no. el protagonista es una verdadera basura, nada lo detendrá. incluído el incesto.

For support and info, please comment or e-mail me on rs843513@gmail.com Attention: this story contains some explicit scenes, only few. but this is not some hentai work. This story is about Ren, a man who accidentally awakens supernatural powers in mundane world. Follow him to find out how he uses his powers to fulfill his desires, both sexually and worldly. He infiltrate prisons, rob banks but not for money, save women only to have them, makes supernatural groups, goes to another worlds, conquer them and become king. But nothing is as simple as it seems, he becomes villain so there are heroes who will hunt him, some fall to him, some manages to get to him. He is no hero, not does he wants to be one. for contact E-mail- rs843513@gmail.com

Warning: This novel is R-18, it contains sexually explicit scenes, mature language, and boy-to-boy romance. ••• Armando is a long time boyfriend of a gay senior high student. He will risk everything and does sacrifice just to show his love and let it feel to his sweetheart, Hale. This is a love story where the antagonist and second leading man whose love is more genuine and sincere. "What I hated the most when I realized the fact that MY BOSS IS INLOVED WITH HIS GAY SECRETARY." And that gay secretary is Hale. How can he deal with this? How can he fight his love if his love rival is a million times wealthier than him?

(Warning: Mature Contain) This novel has different stories with different characters, but are connected with each others. In starting chapter, the story is about an office lady and an old man, and in the next chapter, the story is about the teacher and his student. Every different chapter has unique and different types of stories. There are some characters who are in different stories then theirs. (Must read) If you are uncomfortable reading a woman having multiple sex partners or NTR then think before you continue the story. In some story, there will be female characters having intercourse with multiple characters. I will make sure to put *** sign to make you know that it will contains multiple partners. There is man having affairs with other characters. I will not add anything thing as this is from women perspective.

DON'T READ IF YOU AREN'T INTO THIS SHIT. Anyways, with my barely half crafted knowledge about sex, I'm writing down my sexual fantasy to satisfy myself and if any, my fellow people.