Kaka Monkey

We are born free; yet, why do the deities and Buddhas claim supremacy! Bodhisattva, Buddha, Deity? ... I shall wipe out all your Divine Souls! If the heavens obstruct me, I will shatter these heavens; if the earth obstructs me, I will crush this earth! Tathagata, today you must return to me—five hundred years! ...

Kaka: Huang Kai was the greatest hero of the Istanbul night, although he played only a little. Ancelotti: Huang Kai is a super genius, it's just too bad his body isn’t quite up to par. Maldini: Huang Kai is the most important player on the team. I suggest the club re-sign him for another five years. Barcelona: To sign Huang Kaiwen, we decided to demonstrate our sincerity by signing his cousin with an annual salary of one million euros. The veterinarians in Milan are no good; he won't get injured with us in Barcelona. Bayern Munich: We have the Divine Doctor! Huang Kaiwen, the biggest slacker in soccer. From slacking off every day, forced to make sporadic appearances, he ultimately was forced to become the team's savior. Football, anything is possible!

I truly was the Great Sage Equalling Heaven and never changed; Just like causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace, breaking through the spiritual firmament, my defiance undying. I wish to be equal with heaven, an unconquerable being, From now on, free and unfettered. What I hate will eventually vanish like smoke and clouds; What I protect will surely live on forever.

Long time ago, God was lonely. He sat alone in an empty house high above tending to the matters of the; heavens, earth and the underworld. One day he as he was working, a stray cat appeared. The cat pitied God seeing that he was all alone and decided to stay. Soon, God had an idea. He decided to throw a banquet and invite the creatures of earth. He wrote letters and scattered them from his window. Alas, only twelve animals honored the invitation; the rat, the ox, the tiger, the rabbit, the dragon, the snake, the horse, the sheep, the monkey, the rooster, the dog and the pig. Feeling very excited God decided to gift each animal handsomely. To some he gave wealth, to others wisdom and good fortune but when it came to the snake, he made him immortal because he was such a beautiful creature. All animals returned back to their abodes but it became a tradition to visit God yearly. Year after year, decade after decade, all the animals began to die one after the other except the snake. Soon he was the only one remaining of the thirteen. God noticed his suffering but unfortunately didn't know how to take back the gift decided to add another gift to at least ease his suffering; giving him the chance to take up human form as long as he didn't come in contact with a female being or exerts too much of his energy. Thus the snake made his way to dwell with the humans as a hermit ever young and ever lonely. He still visited God yearly as he was God's only companion now. Unfortunately, he fell in love with a human female child. What would he do? What would become the fate of the snake?

Have you ever read a novel with such a terrible ending that you wished you could change the story and give the characters you loved the happy ending they deserved? ~~~ I was just another failure of an author, writing stories nobody read, and that never sold. Seeking to improve my writing, I read the most popular novel at that time, Solo Player, to learn what made it so popular. However, as I read this story, I couldn’t help but feel frustrated about the story’s development, which had a terrible ending. Eventually, and quite bitterly, once I ended reading the book, I found myself transmigrated into the very world of this novel. Did I become the Protagonist? A Villain? Or perhaps even an Extra? No, it was much worse than I imagined. Because I ended up becoming the most worthless character that nobody ever cared about in the novel. A character that is often considered the motivation for the protagonist to grow stronger, but also his greatest burden. Someone every reader hated! “I’m the protagonist’s sister…” However, with my knowledge of this novel's events, my worthlessness was about to change. I’ve decided to not only become the strongest but also change the story’s terrible ending! “I won’t let you go inside a Dungeon, it’s too dangerous.” ...As long as I can get this incredibly corny and overprotective brother out of my way! And for some reason, the Constellations won’t stop bothering me. Ding! [The Cosmic Throne {Butterfly That Flies Across The Universe} seems interested in your tenacity!] [She has sponsored 1000000 Plot Points and the [Demon of Calamity Transformation Technique (SS)] Skill!] [The Cosmic Throne {Monkey that Dances in Chaos} finds your chaotic nature amusing!] [He has thrown the [Umbral Chaos Stone Necklace (S Rank)] at you!] [Not enough? He launched the [Immortal Heaven Peach (SSS Rank)] right on your face!] There was something really wrong with the Constellations this time around. Ding! [The Cosmic Throne {Jester Filled With Lies} is happy that you’re bringing despair to your victims!] [He has gifted you the [Jester’s Last Laugh (S Rank Privilege)] and the [Master of Manipulation (SS)] Skill!] [The Cosmic Throne {Maiden that Watches Over Nature} seems happy you’re growing stronger.] [She has gracefully sponsored you with 2000000 Plot Points and Fully Heals All Your Wounds!] [She has also begun to wonder if you could plant some trees for her, gifting you the [Divine World Tree Seedling (SSS Rank)]!] [The Cosmic Throne {Warrior That Seeks Calamity} is satisfied with your battle performance but asks for more battle!] [He has sponsored you with 500000 Plot Points and [Beheading Sword of Destruction (SSS Rank)]!] They simply couldn’t stop gifting me things as if I were some sort of famous streamer for them. “I am grateful, but please just leave me alone already…” Chapters are long, 1500 ~ 2000+ words. During its serialization, this novel will be available for free forever, no premium. However, you can read advanced chapters here: https://www.patreon.com/pancakeswitch Copyright 2023 PancakesWitch. All rights reserved. No part of this work may be reproduced or used in any manner without the prior written permission of the copyright owner, except for the use of brief quotations in a review. This novel is also being posted on Scribblehub and Royal Road. If you see it anywhere else, please let me know. Thank you.

Just a monkey creating havoc in jungle.

How would Humans defend themselves against a sudden Alien Attack? At the same time of the Alien Attack, 300 years ago. humans at the age of 10 awaken a subspace filled with various statues, and by binding to one of the thousands of statues you gain supernatural abilities along with a system. This was placed to help humans defend themselves from the Alien Attacks. Ethan, a 21 year old guy was involved in a accident and is unfortunately killed. But that is not the end of his story, as he is awakened in the world as a newborn, now known as Alaric. Once he reaches the age of ten, on his birthday he awakens in the magical subspace. But as he inspected the statues, he realized some were based on gods and myths. After this revelation, he knew what statue he wanted to bind with... [Sun Wukong System Online!]

KINGDOM(EARTH) HEARTS(WATER) 3(LIGHT) MEMORY(TIME) ARCHIVE(TIME+EARTH) 5(FAMILY) DARKNESS Organization 13's true goal is to divide Xehanort's heart among 13 vessels; 13 Xehanorts, what is? The Real Organization 13; now Master Xehanort has warned of a 3rd attempt to start his War; All of this was decided. My 12 selves would welcome me here on this day when I would return as a complete person. It is the future that lies beyond my sight. Let us finish this at the Fated Place when your Lights and my Darknesses have joined together. Even Time itself cannot contain Xehanort's ambitions. 7 Lights; 13 Darknesses; The End is coming.

Yuji was once a weak human, ridiculed for his fragile body and average talent in cultivation. His only solace was his family, but even that was ripped away when a monstrous dragon obliterated his city, leaving him to perish in flames. As his body burned, Yuji made a desperate vow: if given another chance, he would rise to power and take vengeance, no matter the cost. Reborn as a lowly Red Monkey in a world dominated by powerful spirit beasts, Yuji discovers the Origin Beast Reincarnation System, a mysterious force that grants him the power to cultivate, tame beasts, and evolve beyond his wildest imagination. Starting at the bottom of the beast hierarchy, Yuji must fight tooth and claw to grow stronger, subdue his enemies, and carve out his place in a brutal, unforgiving world.

In the primitive era, Pangu has just opened up the primordial universe. A Primitive World in which the process of creation is still incomplete. Yet already powerful beings walks the earth. Innate gods, powerful immortals spawned from heaven and earth, reincarnations of even older godfiends, primordial beasts born of rage and filled with eternal hunger, and native innate creatures born weaker and helpless. In this time, the fame figures of mythology like the Three Pure Ones, the Jade Emperor, or the Monkey King are yet to exist. It was in this era that a sea god came to be. An impossibility that wasn’t meant to be. A creature that was fundamentally incomplete spiritually, physically, and mentally. A failure by the standards of existence. But all the same, an inhabitant of this archaic world. Can this life shift the course of history? Is the Primitive World destined to walk down the events of Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West? Or will history change to the flapping of a single butterfly? - Moved here because it's not supposed to be under fanfic. If you find that despicable somehow? too bad

SPARK follows Asahi Homura, a mischievous 14-year-old boy in Tokyo, who is chosen by the Monkey King to become his avatar. With the power to fight Ayakashi—evil spirits that prey on humans—Asahi battles these creatures while navigating the struggles of his new abilities, protecting his loved ones, and uncovering the mysteries of his late father’s legacy as a Hiraishi.

Michael, an ordinary and average guy, suddenly finds himself in a dangerous fantasy cultivation world after being randomly chosen in a multiversal lottery. Armed with a wish system that may taunt him some times, grants him one wish every week, Michael has to survive in this harsh world of cultivators, monsters, and mysterious powers. However, the system has strict rules—he can’t wish for direct power. However average Michael was, he loved his family on Earth and that's why his main goal is to return to Earth. To do that, he must climb to the highest realm of cultivation, all while avoiding greedy enemies and dangerous beasts. With each wish, Michael gets closer to his goal, but the challenges only grow tougher as the world around him becomes more dangerous.

Sengoku!" The thunderously loud bellow has Rosinante flinching, scuttling to hide behind Sengoku's chair. In the boy's defence, it is the first time he'll be exposed to all of the boisterous riot that is Monkey D. Garp. If he could get away with it, Sengoku would quite like to run and hide too. The Vice Admiral barges his way into Sengoku's office as per usual; smashing straight through the paper wall as if it isn't even there. Yes, the paper wall. One can only go so long with rebuilding the usual walls, can only go so long with Garp continuously forcing his way through each supposedly sturdy wall, before the towel gets thrown in and the switch to paper is made. Easier to 'rebuild' and cheaper too. "Sengoku, Sengoku, look! This here's my little girl!"

After finding the spatial stone in the Alchemy World, Yuan Liang was overjoyed. Finally, he could go home! With thoughts of returning home, he eagerly stepped into the teleportation array. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in yet another world... A turtle shrouded in black mist… A bird that summoned storms with each beat of its wings… A giant ape covered in thousands of arms… Was this Earth? No! Where was this place? Fortunately, Yuan Liang discovered that his alchemy could still be used in this world! His alchemy could awaken the legendary bloodline within the spirit beasts. [Horned Caterpillar] to [Sky-Swallowing Chaos True Dragon]: devouring the sun, moon, and stars, perceiving the universe, traversing past, present, and future. [Blue Feather Bird] to [Frost Soul Sky Howler Eagle]: freezing heaven, earth, and everything within, dominating all races. [Flame Monkey] to [Hell Asura Fire Ape]: hellfire that scorches all, purifies all evil, the emperor of fire. Yuan Liang looked at the rows of divine beasts before him and declared, “No matter how many more worlds I have to conquer, I will find my way home!” …… This novel is also known as ‘Peerless Beast Master: The Path of Bloodline Awakening’

A bullied and worse at academics girl is a famous secret gamer and real life parkour player. She enjoys jumping here and there and is also called "Parkour Goddess".  Soon she meets a guy who is also popular like our girl but he is not a parkour god but he is called, "Clutch God" also known as "Monkey God" as he is greatest at making stunts at jumping and now let's see, what will happen when they both will meet. 2 chapters every week, advanced chapters you can get from Patreon Patreon: patreon.com/AkiraYuzui Instagram: yuzuiakira

Ramayan: The Tale of Ram is a timeless retelling of the epic journey of Lord Ram, a prince of Ayodhya, whose life embodies the ideals of dharma (righteousness) and devotion. The narrative begins with Sage Valmiki, who, in search of a man of perfect virtue, encounters Sage Narada, who reveals the extraordinary story of Ram. As the tale unfolds, readers are transported to the lush landscapes of ancient India, where Ram, accompanied by his devoted wife Sita and loyal brother Lakshman, navigates the trials and tribulations of life. Their idyllic existence is shattered when Sita is abducted by the demon king Ravana, leading Ram on a perilous journey through treacherous forests and daunting challenges. With the help of allies like Hanuman and the vanara (monkey) army, Ram embarks on a quest to rescue Sita, confronting the darkness of evil with unwavering courage and compassion. Through battles and sacrifices, he exemplifies the strength of character, the power of love, and the relentless pursuit of justice. As the story weaves through themes of loyalty, honor, and the eternal struggle between good and evil, it culminates in a heart-wrenching confrontation that tests the limits of Ram's resolve and the bonds of family. Ultimately, Ramayan: The Tale of Ram serves as a profound exploration of human nature, weaving together myth, morality, and the enduring legacy of a hero whose ideals continue to resonate across generations.

Zhang xian ri yue atau bisa di sebut xian adalah seorang putra kerajaan elysium yang diculik saat berusia 6 tahun oleh sosok misterius namun dugaan beralih pada tenebris. Setelah 7 tahun terpisah, ia bertemu kembali dengan kakak-kakaknya saat berusia 13 tahun, 3 tahun setelahnya saat berusia 16 tahun, ia tanpa sengaja jatuh cinta pada kaka-kaka nya begitu pun yang dirasakan kakak-kaka nya, akan tetapi mereka saling menutupi perasaan mereka. Namun, takdir memiliki rencana lain xian meninggal saat berusia 22 tahun dan kemudian bereinkarnasi, bertemu kembali dengan kakak-kakaknya yang juga bereinkarnasi. Di tengah pertarungan antara cahaya dan kegelapan, xian harus berjuang untuk mengendalikan perasaannya dan melindungi orang-orang yang dicintainya. Bisakah cinta melampaui batas takdir dan masa lalu?

Chu Qingzhi, a modern cultivator, went down to earth to experience love. She was forced to transmigrate into the body of a peasant girl in the ancient past. Her family had a total of nine children. She had no choice but to shoulder the burden of supporting the family. She used spells to tame a tiger as her mount, a black bear as her guardian, a wolf as a helper, and a monkey as the pathfinder. They went hunting together. She then sold ice cream, which she made using an ice spell, on the streets. She planted herbs for medicine, offered clinical diagnosis and treatment to patients, and attracted princes and nobles who fought over her. Even the emperor addressed her with a respected title. To become immortal, she supported her family while searching for a husband. *** Ever since the poorest family in the village brought their daughter home, they thought their lives would only get tougher. To their surprise, they started building a house and buying land... They didn't just bring their daughter home, but they brought the God of Fortune home! *** A general, who even the princess refused to marry, returned to the country to rest for some time. Suddenly, he married a peasant girl. Just as everyone waited for them to be ridiculed, dignitaries came to visit one after another. The empress dowager held Chu Qingzhi's hand. "Qingzhi, will you be my younger sister?" The emperor looked Chu Qingzhi up and down. "My lady, are you willing to join my harem?" The crown prince grabbed Chu Qingzhi's sleeve. "Qingzhi, I want ice cream."

In the new year of 2022, a star of the galaxy exploded, but because the sound and the looks of the explosion looked like fireworks people assumed that the fireworks were ready to start. Unlikely for them the plant life and animals started to change. The plants started to grow rapidly and the animals started evolving rapidly, there were problems and panics on earth... ...until a message appeared on their phones, the message said "Hello Humans, you're universe has been selected to our game" as the message plays out you will choose you're race and class but beware as it all is limited. Now follow the main character Yuro Okasu trying to survive the world that was earth and obtaining new skills as he will become from a human to try becoming...the monkey king

As it has been sade folks this is a story of a monkey and a banana, no spoilers . WARNING:Take great caution when reading this work, thank-you

Li Qingzhou traveled to a world where beast control was the mainstream. At the same time, the hidden talent of beast control is awakened. Not only can you see the evolution route of your pet beast, but you can also formulate a new evolution route. As a result, pet beasts that did not belong to this world were formulated one after another. The fox with nine tails, the monkey that flies through the clouds and is indestructible, the strange snake-like creature that sees daytime with its eyes open and night with its eyes closed, A huge creature that can transform into a big fish or a big bird... People were shocked. What kind of creatures are these? They have never seen them before! The monsters in the abyss spoke one after another: Come on, come on, you come to be monsters, we are not as perverted as you.

"Nan Xi is the precious gem of our Nan family!" "The purpose of Nan Zhao's existence is to bring this kind-hearted angel to our family!" After being framed and in a coma for three months by the fake heiress, Nan Zhao finally realized the truth. As the youngest heiress of the Nan family, she was switched at birth by the family's nanny. She should have enjoyed the love of her parents and older brother and lived a luxurious life, but instead, she suffered for nineteen years before being brought back to the Nan family. At first, Nan Zhao tried her best to please every family member. But no matter what she did, she could never match up to Nan Xi. The Nan family used all means to suppress her. They made her enter the entertainment circle together with the fake heiress and provided the best resources to the fake heiress. Meanwhile, Nan Zhao was forever given the malicious supporting role to make the fake heiress look better. After waking up, Nan Zhao decided to be true to herself. She no longer tried to please anyone and would retaliate equally against anyone who treated her badly. During a wild outdoor live variety show, the guests and the production team lost contact. The industry-recognized, kind-hearted young star, Nan Xi, took the lead in isolating the infamous star, Nan Zhao. In the face of bullying, Nan Zhao was fearless and attacked everyone without discrimination. She unleashed herself in the forest, swinging on tree vines, climbing, grabbing bananas from monkeys, and even fiercely fighting various large animals. Little did she know that the forest was filled with hidden cameras, and everything she did was being live-streamed. After the variety show, Nan Zhao became famous, but in a way that shattered her reputation worldwide.

After 500 years trapped inside a mountain, The Monkey King is finally out and is ready to wreak some havoc. Though, the world seems a bit different than the world he used to know. And he heard the Immortals here are a lot more arrogant...

Long ago, when dinosaurs roamed and colossal beasts ruled the Earth, humanity was not as we know it today. The so-called primitive ancestors, dismissed as mere monkeys by the untrained eye, were actually early humans. In a world teeming with monstrous predators, these early humans were exceptionally vulnerable. To survive, they evolved an extraordinary response to peril, a surge of adrenalin so powerful it transformed them into formidable creatures themselves. This phenomenon, born from intense emotions and named Overwhelm, granted them the strength to battle the ancient terrors that lurked around them. Overwhelm became a revered trait, a mark of strength and valour. Those who could harness it were celebrated as warriors, and their prowess made them highly sought after. Women from all corners of the globe vied to marry them, seeing it as an honour to bear the children of these mighty beings. Their lineage grew, and their families flourished in the midst of a dangerous world. But as time marched on, evolution transformed humanity. The once formidable power of Overwhelm dwindled, and those who retained it were deemed monsters and shunned by the society they once protected. The weaker among them were hunted to near extinction, while the strongest were forced into hiding. Despite this, the government, recognizing the futility of eradicating their most powerful factions, brokered a tense coexistence. As the ages passed, a new leader emerged among the remnants of the monster society. Fuelled by a desire to reclaim their lost glory and the honour that was once theirs, they began a revolt, a desperate bid to restore their former power and dominance.

A meteorite destroyed the world, and people all over the world traveled to a wasteland world! Raging floods, ice ages, the advent of strange beasts, plant plagues... In the face of random disasters that occur every seven days, if you want to survive, you must build a higher-level safe house ! Erina awakened the upgradable lucky draw wheel , and from then on she started a completely different style of living . Others: "Isn't the treasure chest surrounding by dangerous beasts ? and there are to little supplies " Erina : "There are too many supplies and there is no room in the inventory. Do I have to upgrade the safe house and build a warehouse? Oh, so annoying." others : " It's to hard to take care of kids " Erina : " Let's tame few monkeys to play with kids . "

Being Born With White Coloured Eyes That Make Her A Target And An Possible Descendant Of An Witch Who Made An Curse On The Other Side Of The Mountain Where Dangerous Beasts Roam, Lirio Is Struck In An Endless Run From A Monstrous Warrior Called “Azrael” Until She Meets An Boy Infamously Known As “The Beast Prince” Who Can Transform Into A Dragon Monkey And Wolf, They Meet Others Who Have A Curse Like Theirs Together They Gain The Title Of “The Ten Cursed Lancers” Across The Land While They Develop A Bond And Face Their Pasts Through The Journey That Leads To Search For Answers About The Truth Of Lirio’s White Eyes And Their Destiny As Feared Villains Or Unexpected Heroes In The World.. (Volumes 1-9)

His single obsession led him to wage war, annihilating countless gods. He was the one that had betrayed Heaven, all over a single obsession. ..... Raven had waged a war on Heaven, killing countless. Even Zeus, Lucifer or the Great Monkey King couldn't stop him. Just when it was looking like he was going to annihilate everything in his path, Gaia intervened. At the cost of her life, she cursed him for an eternity, only for him to suffer the worst of fates in every reincarnation. From then on, whenever Raven reincarnated, fate toyed with him. In every reincarnation, he lived a life worse than death. In every reincarnation, he was killed by the Gods before he could turn eighteen and remember his true past. However, everything changed in his 100th reincarnation... This time he didn't forget. This time he remembered...