Sis Blows Bro

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]

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cuando con solo mirar basta para obscesionarse

Un hombre reencarna en el peor rey de la historia de España. SI/OC

Alright, Bro, just hear me out. I’ve got something to tell you, and, uh... it’s a lot. You know how I’ve always been the odd one out in the Mustang family? The black sheep in a legendary line of knights and mages? Everyone in our family gets born with these crazy Rare, legendary, or even mythical pillars—proof of their greatness, right? But me? Nope. Voidborn. Nada. Zero. The one Mustang who can’t even light a candle with magic. But I didn’t give up! I mean, sure, people laughed at me. Sure, the family treated me like I was some kind of cosmic mistake. And yeah, maybe the bullies at school called me "magicless Louis." But I kept studying, searching for a way to fix myself. I didn’t care what it took—I was going to prove everyone wrong!. So, there I was, wandering around the Black Market—you know, the totally shady place Aunt Melissa would freak out about—and I found it: a ritual book. The solution. My chance to stop being Voidborn. I did the ritual in my dorm, thinking it would awaken my pillars. And guess what? It worked! ...Kind of. When I woke up, I felt it that power coursing through me like never before. But when I looked in the mirror, I realized something was... off. My hair was long, my voice was higher, and also became breathtakingly beautiful. that's right bro. I BECAME A WOMAN! So, now I’m stuck like this. But hey, at least I’ve got magic, right? Silver linings! I mean, sure, I might never be the ‘man’ my family wanted, but who cares? I’ve got pillars now, and I’m not letting anyone take that away from me. But Bro, I need your help. I don’t know what I should now. I don’t know how to handle all this power—or, y’know, this body. So, please, Bro, help me out. You’re the only one I can trust. ...And if you laugh, I swear I’ll hex your eyebrows off. Got it? ___________________________________ Hallo everyone!, I hope you will like this novel I came up with last night lol edit1: I said that from 2024 lol, now I fully planned the story!. but at the cost, my writing skills were getting rusty. The chapter 1 is old but great, very fitting so i decided to keep it, and the latest chapters are new. I apologize if my writing skills are bad. Right now i am trying to work hard and even become better at it, I will also be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com, https://www.royalroad.com/profile/637450 So yeah, that's it. I hope you all enjoy my story. now then, see ya!

After couple years apart two half brothers who are opposite to each other have to go through high school and realize the basically the same.

Zack ditemukan terkapar dengan sebilah pedang yang patah di Desa Molome. Tak jauh darinya, juga tergeletak sosok mayat salah satu Jenderal Raja Iblis, Gharb si Pemantik. Ksatria Behold yakin bahwa Zack lah yang membunuhnya. Akhirnya, Zack di bawa ke Panti Asuhan Karfis, panti asuhan elit di Kerajaan Gedonia. Semua menyambutnya sebagai Zack si Pahlawan. Namun, itu hanya reputasi sesaat. Karena setelahnya, Zack gagal menunjukkan kemampuannya sebagai seorang pahlawan. Begitulah kemudian, Zack dikenal sebagai si Pahlawan Palsu.

As a troublesome Idol with a bad personality who was confident of his pretty look. All Si Ning ever wanted was to gamble and become rich overnight so he could finally buy a mansion and lots of sports car for him to finally be able to drive the latest sports car to his hometown to see his mother and sister Then he would not feel guilty for dropping out of school and using his school expenses to gamble and lost, it was the plan he was working on and he never expected to be transmigrated to another world and turns out to be the General commanding a large army to war. "I cannot do this." Si Ning rolled on the bed knowing this was nothing more than a nightmare as he stared at his callused hands he woke up to. Being General Si Ning of the great Xiu imperial army was nothing more than a nightmare to him. In order to survive in a world of war, Si Ning had to choose the perfect partner and rise to be a powerful person in Xiu nation. *This is BL Means Boys love. *The cover is not mine* *I do not own the cover* If the owner tells me to remove it, I will and if you know the artist, leave me a msg in the comment box.

Satria Rajasa adalah namanya. Dia adalah siswa miskin, yang menjadi guru les demi memenuhi kebutuhan hidupnya. Suatu hari Satria diminta oleh wali kelasnya untuk membimbing seseorang dalam belajar. Karena diiming-imingi SPP gratis, Satria tanpa pikir panjang langsung menerima permintaan itu tanpa menanyakan identitas seseorang yang akan dia bimbing. Dan ternyata orang yang harus dia bimbing ternyata adalah Ambar. Siswi yang cantik, manis, sexy, kaya, anaknya juragan Sawit dan ternyata...agak tolol?

The Auto biography of an attempted Austrian painter and his odd brother. 1892 - ????

Di dunia para manusia serigala, penyihir, dan vampir, Aadhya, seorang manusia, selalu bertanya-tanya apakah ini benar-benar tempat dia berada. Tidak peduli berapa kali dia mengajukan pertanyaan itu, jawabannya selalu tetap sama... YA Orang tuanya adalah salah satu pasangan beta terkuat (kedua dalam komando) pada masanya di seluruh benua. Namun, meskipun memiliki darah beta dalam pembuluh darahnya, Aadhya tahu bahwa dia berbeda dari semua manusia serigala yang telah dia temui sepanjang hidupnya. Dia tidak memiliki indera tajam seperti manusia serigala, dia bahkan tidak berubah menjadi serigala saat dia beranjak dewasa yang secara otomatis menjadikan dia 'aneh di antara kawanan'. Meskipun diperlakukan sebagai orang buangan, diganggu oleh anak-anak serigala lainnya, dan bangun setiap hari dengan tawa menyeramkan dan mimpi buruk yang selalu terasa terlalu nyata untuk sekedar menjadi mimpi, dia tidak pernah membiarkan dirinya merasa lemah. Dia mendorong dirinya semaksimal mungkin dan melatih dirinya seperti setiap serigala di kawanan mereka dilatih. Ini adalah hari ulang tahunnya yang kedua puluh ketika dia tiba-tiba merasakan 'getaran jodoh' dari sentuhan Ethan Smith, pengganggunya nomor satu yang akan menjadi alfa dari kawanan mereka. Dia tahu bahwa tidak ada yang akan normal sejak dia merasakan getaran pertama itu tetapi dia tidak tahu bahwa tidak ada yang normal dalam hidupnya sejak dia lahir ke dunia ini. Akankah Ethan menerima hadiah ikatan jodoh dan meninggalkan pacarnya yang seorang pemegang pangkat demi manusia? Akankah Aadhya mampu bertahan dari semua hal yang akan segera datang menghadangnya? Ikuti perjalanan Aadhya yang penuh dengan misteri, aksi, romansa, dan banyak liku-liku.. Baca 'Si Aneh Kawanan: Misteri yang Akan Terungkap' untuk menjadi saksi rollercoaster emosi dan melihat bagaimana kehidupan manusia biasa 'Aadhya' terungkap di dunia para manusia serigala. Sudah dicintai dan dihargai oleh ribuan pembaca di seluruh dunia di berbagai platform ebook. Karya pertama yang ditandatangani oleh penulis Mudita Upreti

Nature twisted it's branches of reality and history and fantasy, leading to demise of a nobody, throwing him in a body of a character of great significance.... Reincarnated as Karna in Ithihasas of Mahabharata. ---------------------------------------- note the three bad news.1) English isn't my first, second or even third language. 2) This project may go haitus or even get drop any time, no guarantes. 3) My work life and home life leave's me with no time. thus I can never dare to guarantee any fixed publishing sedual, I shall publish whenever I like or can. months may go by without any update, so be warned. 4) below I shall show the status of these fiction ( like active, haitus or dead.). you know what this three mean. ......____STATUS: Active_____......

[COMPLETED] "Meow~ Meow~" The orange tabby cat sneaked out of the house, bringing back with it a little girl to resurrect the faint link between two people who had just crossed paths together once. Three years ago, Kato Himari was forced to end her first love in order to cherish herself more. In the early moments she faced her own heartbreak, she met him in a series of strange events. At the same time, Hayashi Kazuya was compelled to assume a crucial role after tragic events kept on befalling his loved ones. There were things he had to let go of and there were things he had to hold on to. Unknown to them, a funny companionship of a cat and a little dumpling led them to meet again. Would their encounter give them second chances of gaining more hopes in the face of the future? Would the reappearance of Himari's first love break the ties of their Fate? And, what was the secret that Himari concealed even from her loved ones? "Uncle, when would you give me an auntie?" "Uncle, why don't you marry Teacher Kato home?" "Teacher Kato, do you find my uncle handsome?" Both of them exchanged glances before they hurriedly looked away with the tips of their ears reddened. The little girl grinned and gave thumbs up to the orange tabby cat next to her before she looked at her back. "Big Brother, look! I've found us an auntie!" "Meow~ Meow~" The orange tabby cat happily agreed to the little girl's words. --------------------------------------------------------------- Commissioned cover by yuuri_e (Instagram). Exclusively for this book. Entry for Spirity Awards Spring 2021 for Slice-of-Life and First Love themes My other books: Spring Blooms When I'm With You [Completed] The Ocean Beneath Her Feet [Completed] For Our Happier Path [Ongoing] Get Rid of Him (Ongoing) Discord: hansora#1507 Instagram: hansora_author Enjoy!

person reincarnated in the teen wolf world with 3 wishes, with the goal to help and live life to the fullest (even though he is immortal).

bagaimana jika sejarah berputar tidak seharusnya, hal yang akan terjadi melenceng jauh dengan sejarah yang kita kenali. inilah kisah Muhtar si anak pulau, satu orang yang mengubah takdir dunia

A modern soul ends up in the body of Daenerys Targaryen right before the death of her first husband, the adventure doesn't end here, as she, few months later, ends up returning the real world but few centuries in past

Megumi Ame, gadis introvert yang selalu menemukan kedamaian di tengah hujan, menghabiskan hari-harinya dengan menggambar pemandangan dunia dalam suasana hujan. Saat masuk tahun kedua SMA, ia diundang bergabung dengan klub ekstrakurikuler Kesenian. Awalnya canggung, Megumi perlahan menemukan teman-teman baru yang seru dan penuh warna, seperti Rina, Akira, dan Renge. Melalui persahabatan mereka, Megumi mulai membuka diri pada dunia di luar hujan yang ia cintai. Ia belajar menemukan kebahagiaan dalam hal-hal kecil, tumbuh bersama teman-temannya, dan menghadapi perubahan yang membawa makna baru dalam hidupnya. Hujan masih menjadi pelariannya, tapi kini Megumi punya lebih dari itu — kehidupan yang penuh warna dan persahabatan sejati.

Having romantic feelings for a friend is hard, especially when you both thought you're straight.

Ada seorang wanita yang dijodohkan dengan seorang pria islami yang mengerti banyak tentang Islam. Mereka menikah dah tinggal dipesantren milik si pria sampai si wanita memiliki 1 orang anak perempuan.

Aku seorang wanita kuliahan yang hanya tinggal bersama adikku. Angin misterius tiba-tiba muncul dan membuat pandangan kami gelap. Saat terbangun, kami merasuki kedua putri Duke Roseary. Menjadi Viyuranessa Roseary yang merupakan karakter antagonis di sebuah cerita novel. Ia akan dihukum mati oleh tunangannya yaitu Sang Putra Mahkota. Menghadapi seorang pangeran yang terkenal kejam di kerajaan ini dengan pengetahuan bahkan kemampuanku, akankah aku berakhir sama seperti Viyuranessa Roseary di cerita itu? Ruang dan waktu yang berbeda dari sebelumnya, akankah ceritaku akan lebih baik atau malah sebaliknya? Akankah perasaanku akan tetap sama? By: _yukimA15 This is My Story

My name is Xia You, and I've found myself traversing a complex matrix of seven parallel Hokage worlds. The system has set a challenge: if I can unify all seven worlds, I’ll gain instant immortality and eternal life. The task is no easy feat, but thankfully, the rules can be bent in my favor. To start, I’ll take Senju Hashirama to witness Tobirama's death firsthand. I’ll show Madara the moment when Black Zetsu tore his heart from his chest. I’ll let a young Hiruzen see the fate he met at Orochimaru's hands. And I’ll make Minato watch how Naruto was shunned by the village.

Mathew and Jayden wake up with an unfamiliar environment there are armors and weapons beside them and they are not sure how did they ended up there, and this is where their journey starts by completing task, quest and maybe going for an adventure at the outside world. I want my novel to get deleted.