Oh My Buddha

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"Lin Yi, I'm pregnant..." "Oh my God, triplets?" Lin Yi was immersed in boundless shock. "Ding! The Good Father System is officially activated!" "Newbie reward: A 400 square meter luxury villa in the city!" "Be nicer to your wife and children, and you'll have more chances to trigger rewards, oh!" Lin Yi was ecstatic. "Xue Mei, let's get married!"

Betrothed to a family she despite, Princess Hua desperately attempts to call off her engagement given by the emperor. Just as she thinks she’s found a way out, fate drags her back into the very life she wishes to escape. Can she fight her destiny, or is she trapped forever?

The way of heaven is impermanent and ruthless. It embraces everything and is free from it. There is no good or evil, no right or wrong, no gratitude or resentment, no joy or sorrow. The way of immortals is the way, the way of demons is the way, the way of monsters is the way, and the way of Buddha is the way. Lying high on the nine-layer cloud, I have realized the truth of the way on the futon. Beyond the dark yellow of heaven and earth, I shall be the master of the religion. Pangu gave birth to Taiji, and the two yin and yang and four images follow. One way passed on to three friends, and the two religions were divided into Chan and Jie. The leaders of the Xuanmen, one breath transformed into the Three Pure Ones

She, disappointed by her own family, forced to marry a cold CEO. Him, always like a block of ice, not showing any weakness or emotions. Who'll win ? Who'll fall' first ? Author : " If you want to know the answer, then, read it ". XD

This story is about the Alexander's siblings. Dwayne Alexander's POV Can you just give us another chance please " I pleaded no!' you don't love me enough " she sobs kerry , I do love you " I said in a trembling voice ,how can she thinks I don't. no!' you don't as everytime something comes up you always give up on us " kerry sobs it's true, I hate to admit, I did give up everytime but I wanna make it work now. and I do anything to make her forgive me ... ______ As the night falls and the rain begins to fall Just like the first time they met, in Kim's heart it was romantic. But in her mind it was tragic as whatever falls gets broken. A young man who is in his early twenties and a young lady who is in her teens , stood face to face in the rain looking at each other silently–suddenly, someone broke the silence Yang, i have nothing to say to you .. goodnight and goodbye, " said the young lady in a tired and hurt voice as she called the guy by the nickname she gave him before she even knew his real name, Then she walked away ,but the young man held her hands and pulled her back and said while looking at her eyes . No, we are not done talking, and you're not allowed to walk away without answering me !! , " He said, then add . And I'll ask you again ?”..Why did you go when I asked you to stay ?” .Why do you always run away from me ?” What is wrong, Kim ?”, " the young man asks, annoyed She young lady look look at him with a pain expression on her face even tho her lips had a smile on it and even tho the rain was falling on could still see her eyes were looking as if it would soon begin to flow like the rain She then said with a smirked Do you really not know?” ,Did you ever not know ?? the young man nodded his head The young lady finally had enough as it had been 8 months and decided to confess. Yang , I love you, ever since i first saw you and i can't–do this anymore I have been doing it long before..hoping you would be mine one day, but it never works out Pretending to be your friend it's not easy but I try and I try to forget my feelings and live with you but I guess maybe I should have learned to live without you.” She said then sighed inwardly knowing that it was a bad idea to tell him I did live without you for those few months but then there you go again .. you made things a lot harder when you came back and we became friends and now you're going again Yang, I had enough. You can't keep going and coming out of my life like that. The young man was shocked by the sudden confessions and said nothing like he was in another world . Kimanda looked at him for a while , and when he didn't say anything, she asked , " Can i atless kiss you ?? , without waiting for his reply, she walk up to him with all the courage she had and their lips met It was so sudden that even before Yang could come out of his shock ,then comes another one Kimanda suck and nibbled his lower lips as she had always wanted too as she knew this might be the first and the last time she ever got the chance to , so she took her time even though she wanted more she let go of his lips and looked into his shocked eyes. ----- VOl1 = That stranger that became my everything from nothing, Kim Alexander is a young girl who lost her sister , her best friend,her comfort zone , her idol , her advisor, her protector. Lost in grief, she lost hope , she had lost her world., dream and hopes when lovie lost her life , her friends betrayed her. In two years nothing but fear grows in her heart , she gets distant to her family and everyone she once loved. She don't wanna have that pain of losing someone else and she realizes that everyone who comes will leave eventually. At the age of 13 she falls in love with a stranger who is much older than her , fear crumpled in her heart but still it beats for him. Despite the fear , she went ahead and loved him wholeheartedly . She did secretly for months until she told him but he left anyways

FRESH CHAPTERS EVERYDAY " I love you Leo. " Myra confessed to him after gathering the energy to speak. " I am not interested ! " Leo replied rudely. " Why ? Am I not attractive enough ? " She questioned not believing. " I am not like those other men..If you think that you can use your beauty to get everything, You are wrong. " Leo answered and left her there. Myra a young 22 years girl is in love with Leo her bodyguard. Besides being very beautiful and a billionaires daughter, Leo rejects her because he thinks that she is very proud and arrogant. But later he learns her and realizes that she is very kind and generous beyond her beauty. And he eventually falls in love with her.. Read the novel to enjoy the full Story

Jennie, a driven and talented young professional finds herself at a crossroad when her charismatic boss takes her under his wings. But her focus shifts when she meets Alexander. A captivating client who stirs undeniable feelings

Dans un monde ravagé par des monstres, Tanza, un jeune garçon doté d'une étrange bénédiction, lutte pour survivre. Entre pouvoir dévorant, alliances fragiles et un passé oublié, il doit choisir : préserver son humanité ou embrasser le destin qu'on lui impose.

Isolde has always been treated as an outsider in her pack due to her latency as a shifter. When her fated mate rejects her, her world crumbles. To make matters worse, her father—seeking to secure an alliance—sells her off without a second thought. Heartbroken and alone, Isolde makes a desperate attempt to escape her fate, only to cross paths with Wyatt, a ruthless rogue alpha feared by many. Wyatt is determined to keep Isolde by his side when he discovers her hidden ability, one that could tip the balance of power for any pack.

In this slice of life ahistorical medieval story, there are three main settings and pairs that you will follow. First is a prince and the bard, who live in Northern Wales on the kingdom of Gwynedd. The prince struggles on the case of thinking that he is no one of importance. A shadow of his brother. Someone to pay lip service to. Even his father had not cared for him. The only sense of him giving attention is to give him a warden, a bard who has been in his court for a while. Although friendly, this musician of his was keeping secrets, and as the curious child he was, he wants to unravel them all. On Mainland Europe, we follow a landgrave and a burgrave. Two friends that have been together for a while, yet were on different sides. They may have fought, yet their relationship was not broken by it. Even in such severe tribulations, they still are tied together. However, the people outside of this relationship, will they force them once more? Punish them for God knows what? Perhaps, even, finally separate them from each other? Finally, on the once richest part of Rome, you will see a doux and a kephale. There was immense threat, either from outside or inside their own lands, the blade of their enemies becoming sharper. Diplomacy helps, but it doesn't solve the problem. However, what happens if the imperial ruler dies unexpectedly, when all of this was happening? Can they survive through it? Or will they use this opportunity to take the throne for themselves? Only the hands of fate will tell what will happen through this mess.

"NOVAAAA!" She yelled from downstairs, while I jerked. The thumping sound on the stairs, was just two steps away to - the door wide open, she was looking furious, uh-oh! LIFE is beautiful, only if you play by rules. Decision you choose will lead you to the path of your DESTINY, destiny which somehow is chosen by you. So there is nothing to cry about or laugh about! Maren, the girl who is the DIVA of the school, eye candy to every handsome guys, and the parties life! Just the way I wanted my life to be. "This is your LAST YEAR of high school and you are late again! I am so not surprise with this behavior." Ugh, give me the knife, he would NOT be breathing right now! * * * This is the only way I guess, to be what I WANTED! Who thought, this would END like this! What THE heck, where am I ? How come she, she is- And things get more INTENSE as she doesn't TELEPORT when she felt she should have! Did she BREAK a rule? And if so, what it was? And how can she clear the MESS? Will she ever get in the Cambridge University!? Or she will be STUCK here forever and make her life a living nightmare!

Yuzuki Amari, a second-year student at Isurugi High School. He has always been secluded, but it had never really bothered him, as he only needed his best friend, Yuto. Yuto is “imaginary” though or so others think, but he is real to Yuzuki and that is all he ever needs. Until the day a new transfer student arrives and stirs up both of their lives, will it be for the better or worse.

Ava Wade a talented actress possesses a unique gift - the ability to see the lifespan of those around her, including her own. But her life takes a dramatic turn when she meets Daniel Yolk, a mysterious and charming stranger with the extraordinary power to stop Ava's time. As they fall deeply in love, Ava finds herself frozen in time, her lifespan paused by Daniel's just being a little close. But their love comes with a price. Because his own time will be added to Ava soon, to increase Ava's time, his own lifespan is shortened, making him increasingly prone to death. Ava must confront the devastating reality of her gift and the weight of Daniel's sacrifice as the clock ticks away. Will their love be strong enough to overcome the boundaries of time, or will the very thing that brought them together ultimately tear them apart? In this heart-wrenching tale of love and mortality, Ava and Daniel must navigate the complexities of their extraordinary abilities and the secrets that come with them. Can they find a way to be together, or will time ultimately run out for them?

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Sinopsis: Doni, seorang YouTuber terkenal dengan jutaan pengikut, tiba-tiba terpilih menjadi presiden setelah rakyat memutuskan untuk mengakhiri dominasi politikus konvensional yang dianggap terlalu formal dan jauh dari rakyat. Dengan pendekatan yang unik, Doni menolak tradisi protokoler. Ia tetap membuat konten vlog dari kantornya, mengundang rakyat biasa untuk "collab," dan bahkan mengubah sidang kabinet menjadi ajang prank. Di tengah sorotan tajam dan kritik dari para elite politik, Doni justru mulai membuktikan bahwa pendekatan populernya mampu menghasilkan perubahan nyata. Program-programnya yang berbasis aspirasi langsung dari rakyat membawa dampak positif di sektor pendidikan, kesehatan, dan kesejahteraan sosial. Namun, keberhasilannya mengusik para elite politik yang merasa terancam. Mereka mulai menyusun rencana kudeta untuk menyingkirkan Doni dan mengembalikan sistem lama. Dalam pergulatan antara mempertahankan jati diri atau bermain sesuai aturan politik yang keras, Doni harus memilih: apakah tetap menjadi dirinya yang apa adanya atau beradaptasi demi menyelamatkan rakyat yang sudah mempercayainya?

The Storm Calling Buddha/ Alternate Title: The Cult of Immortality A world set on the basis of 'might makes right'. A world where clear lines were drawn between mortals and immortals, the lower and the higher. A world where cultivation was real, where going against the heavens was considered the only meaningful way to live. That was the world that Luke Griffiths, or rather Mo Yangling found himself in now. How would he, a devout Buddhist and avid reader of Wuxia novels fare in such a world? And was it really going to be the exact same as the many stories he had read in the past? That only time could tell... ___________________________________________ Also, another good tag for this that I couldn't find would be 'Strong to Stronger MC' Just felt the need to add this here.

In the year 2094, humanity united under the TWG (The World Government), achieving a utopia where war, discrimination, and division became relics of the past. This newfound unity propelled technological advancements, leading to interstellar exploration and unprecedented scientific achievements. The pinnacle of this era was the RE: LIFE project, where humanity played god by creating and enhancing lifeforms, shaping them into obedient servants of human will. However, this Golden Age marked the genesis of mankind's greatest folly. The emergence of the Maggie Virus, a pathogen capable of infecting and transforming all biological life into hyper-evolved entities with terrifying abilities; plunged humanity into a millennium-long war for survival. As the infected, known as the Maggie, grew stronger and more adaptive, humanity fought back with the Appros project: android goddesses forged from an extraordinary alien alloy, Eros, that could absorb and channel the life force of human males. Though the Appros offered a solution, the vast potential of the Eros material fractured humanity’s unity. Greed and ambition birthed the TCP (The Circle of Pleasure), a sinful split of humanity, opposing the TWG’s ideals, sparking a new age of conflict between The Gods, who upheld collective progress, and The Devils, who pursued profit and personal gain. Amid this turmoil, Mammon Gold, an unassuming young man with purple eyes and horns, is thrust into a maelstrom of power and responsibility when he unexpectedly inherits his father’s title as the planetary commander of Yanagi. Now, caught between the ambitions of the gods, the greed of the devils, and the relentless threat of the Maggie, Mammon must move around a treacherous galaxy to uncover his destiny and decide the future of humanity itself. His father planet, a place were Eros material could be mine, has potential to garner no less than A-Rank Appros. But their is one problem, all Approses made from the material of this planet, had the Obsessive love trait, as a unique attribute, as a result of this, Mammon life is now flooded with a Harem full of bat shit crazy android woman who are all after his treasure. Now between surviving their love, and brining up his father company, this is the story of how Mammon became a legendary figure in his world.

This is my life, a life of glass filled with imagination but without any memories. However, what shatters this fragile existence is the cold stone of reality thrown by fate. I don't know where to start, but the end feels inevitable. It's not a happy ending, but at least fate is showing me some kindness. Still, I must begin somewhere.

The book "Oh Heavens Hear My Cry" illustrates the tragedies of life of a virtuous lady, she had to cope with the pain of being abandoned by her Dad and losing her Mum. After so many ups and downs, she finally reunites with her family and fulfills her dreams.

Olanna a young college girl, withdrawn and intensely introverted narrates her journey through college, changes encountered and choices made, her experiences and development as a sickly girl. She goes through this life journey with Francesca, a friend she "forcefully" makes. This book narrates the already complicated early adulthood experience through the lens of a sick adolescent; how much more complicated can it get for her? Would she pull through?. This is a tale of hope, love, pain, regret, betrayal, mistakes, heartaches, consistence and winning.

Alliana had long forgotten the last time she and Cairus shared a night together. Ever since the tragedy they both faced in their first year of marriage, everything seemed to have changed—even the way he treated her. So, she decided to make a move, take a leap of faith, and maybe hope to cross the gap and break the wall. But it wasn’t as easy as it seemed. Alliana realized this the moment she stepped into his office for the first time as his secretary.

[WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE CONTENTS!!!] “Princess, I love you. With all my heart. With all my life. More than life itself. I’m so glad that I found you. Remember princess, I love you.. till my last dying breath, till the day I die.” – Rai. “That’s right, baby girl. You. Are. Mine! Ever since the day you were born, you are mine! God created you for me and no one else! Remember that, baby girl.” – Damian. Meet Katarina, a cheerful, free-spirited woman with a dark past whose fate brought her to two best friends - Damian, the charming, easy-going one, and Rai, the calm, gentle one. Her prince charming and her knight in shining armor, each with secrets of their own. Different yet similar in their own way, best friends nonetheless. Both loving her, both wanting her. Would she be able to choose between the two of them? Who would be her greatest love, and her worst heartbreak? Would any of them be her always? Her forever? What would happen when their demons started to haunt them again? Could she be the strength of someone else despite all her traumas? Could their love survive those many obstacles and tragedies? Could love really conquer all? Would they finally be able to have their ‘happily ever after’? Find it out in this love-triangle story. Note: The story will start off as something like teenage-romance, but it will turn darker with traumatic events. Please be mindful of Kat's mental state and her Bipolar Disorder when you read her becoming indecisive and weak.. I hope you enjoy this story.. Please leave comments and reviews so I know how to improve! Pls follow my IG: @littleangelicdevil for character drawings. Thank you so much! Cover by: @Gisel.arts Love ~ Little Angelic Devil

~It was the way her eyes cried without shedding a tear. Never in my life had I encountered something so sad hidden under the resentment of a jealous house cat... What a treasure~ A queens mistake often becomes the child's burden. So when the mother is found having an affair with a witches husband, she finds herself with a bastard that looks enough like her to convince the king it was his. Yet this unfortunate spawn did not come into the world without consequence. On his 24th birthday it is revealed he has 365 days to break a curse he believes he was born with for no reason, not knowing it was his mother's actions that led him to such a short life span. In a tizzy, the king was ready to risk it all for 'his' son. So when another imprisoned king speaks of his daughter who could heal all, he opened the door to 2 bastards finding solace in all wrongs. Though their affairs were temporary, the happiness was all it took to make a turn around. COMP THEME: The king was a ticking timebomb. In just a week's time, he would be celebrating his twenty-fourth birthday and unfortunately, it had been foretold that he would die before turning twenty-five. FL was mistreated by her aristocratic family due to the fact that she was born out of wedlock to a maid. She had never seen the outside world until one day, her father was sentenced to death for treason, and she was brought to the palace as a bargaining chip. Her father had apparently claimed she had the ability to ease illnesses and break curses all by the power of her voice―only FL knew that was the furthest from the truth. If she couldn't save the king, she would be punished in place for her father's crimes. However, things change when the king slowly begins to fall in love with her 'magical' song...

Wang Zichen is your average office worker, the only thing that set him aside was...Well he is terribly unlucky. one day while just minding his own business, he meets his unfortunate end....... "I'm alive??" "eh third mother? you're awake? ofcouse your alive" "but didn't I get hit on the head?" "hit on the head? did someone hit third mother??" "wait, wait, wait what are you calling me? third mother what?" "call the doctor third mother has gone crazy" "!!!!!" *content warning for mentions of miscarriage, murder, attempt murder and violence*

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